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GET HYPE
POST MEMES
POST PREDICTIONS
Might off myself until the Euros start. How do I stay unconscious for precisely 5 days?
reminder euros don't matter.
GET THE BREWS IN
>>68148297
this
>france wins every 16 years
>some meme team wins every 12 years
no idea who's winning this year la
Who gonna win?
>>68148297
>happen to be in Toronto last euro cup
>actually witness a literal shooting because of a match
oh they matter
>>68148413
Sweden la
>No invitational cup
Holland, Denmark, Bosnia, Greece, Serbia, Slovenia, Israel and Norway should have their own tournament.
Belgium for me is the potential winner, they have great players in every position, and will probably bet on them.
>>68148778
Yet somehow they play like shit
dropped england after the vardy move
what's the most meme team after that? been thinking about Bales
>>68148284
>How do I stay unconscious for precisely 5 days?
follow your Bonglish natural behaviour and bingedrink yourself for 5 straight days
Republic of Ireland will Leicester their way to the final four
>>68148892
ours
>kung fu brothers as CBs
>TSUUUU
>Nani still a starter
>Quaresma a serious option
>18 year old 80 million meme player
>>68148778
>every position
>fullbacks
>>68148882
they played quite well in qualifications, so if they somehow dont get matched against France or Germany until the finals, they can go all the way through
if Rashford plays England wins
debate me
What group are we in?
No generals please
We need to flood the board with soccer threads
>>68149023
>this flag
>this opinion
>>68149009
Vertonghen will play left back so they are covered there, Vermalen and Alderwiereld central, too shame Company is injured and the right side will be weakend...
>>68148284
>POST PREDICTIONS
Sweden will win Euro 2016. Screenshot this.
Can't wait to be in the pub with the lads watching the Russia game on Saturday night tbf
>>68149023
He won't even play and doesn't really deserve to tbf. Roy only picked him for the meme factor even though we have better memes
>>68148284
We seriously need some support from people with no team in the euros, we need more meme-magic.
Havent seen a single person support us yet, we player pretty good today when we BTFO Wales
>>68149166
this
>>68149166
Because you are shit and your best player isn't even Swed
>>68148952
how's chance that Quaresma will be top goalscorer of portugal on euros?
>>68149166
>supporting the most cuckoldish country in Europe
No thanks
>>68149166
I'm rooting for everyone but you.
>>68149166
Iceland deserve our support.
>>68149133
DELET THIS
>>68149166
Iceland deserve the support of neutrals.
i hope they show the same sick plays as in qualification.
>>68149166
I am actually actively /ABS/ for this tournament, I want you to lose every game and embarrass yourselves
>>68149299
>being this arseblasted
Not being able to make it into the top 24 (twenty four) is a disgrace for your country desu
>Iceland
>Northern Ireland
>Albania
>Wales
>>68149404
P-please stop bully, it's worse for Greece and Holland
>>68149446
Exactly, nobody expects denmark to be good at anything.
>>68149404
We literally got robbed. Albania got 3 points from a game they lost on paper.
The game against Serbia was cancelled midgame, Serbia got the win but both teams were deducted points. In the end, the decision was overruled and Albania got 3 phantom points.
Corruption at it's finest.
>>68149363
This desu, Iceland should definitely the neutrals choice, Northern Ireland isn't definitely a worthy choice too and I think they have a decent choice of qualifying from their group
>>68149446
It's a terrible shame on the whole nation of the Netherlands and as for Greece, there is literally no excuse for losing to the Faroe Islands (population 50k) twice in a row
Losing away is bad enough but losing at home in the Greek heat which the Faroe players would have been far from used to is just amazing
They can't even blame the manager after Ranieri just pulled off one of the greatest footballing feats of all time with Leicester
It still blows my mind, just what the fuck Greece?!
>>68149381
>>68149363
>>68149299
>>68149277
>>68149212
Ok fuck you niggers
Any other takers?
>>68149166
Fuck swedes. Island!!!
>POST PREDICTIONS
Team A beats Team B.
Team C wins Euro 2016.
Who /FuckSweden/ here?
>>68149828
I want Sweden to win.
Why do we always get bullied? We are not responsible for the actions of our government. I'm sure most Swedes on this site voted SD. What do you want us to do?
>>68149828
I'll support Sweden desu
>>68149963
I voted MP what are you going to do about it?
>>68149963
>Always the victims
tfw nobody support >us
>>68149891
Dank meme dude
We get it you don't like soccer.. So why post in the thread you douche?
>>68150012
Is Puskas playing?
>>68149963
They are jelly we won 3-0 today with a roster consisting of 10 europeans of which 9 are Swedes, 11 christians and only one mulatto with a Swedish dad and Swedish name
Meanwhile their favorite ""european"" teams play 6 muslim Mbongo Msuwane each game
>>68148284
England getting eliminated by Costa Rica. Cap this. Sky has Costa Rica decimating England at 20/1. I placed a cheeky bet on Rooney crying like a bitch about it
>>68149973
Good lad
>>68150012
I emailed Orban
>>68150046
Holy shit. You're joking right dude?
>>68149166
>El cucks wanting support
die.
>>68150046
nope.
its just your team consist of one man performance and his mood of the day, unlike based Iceland
Who /fantasy football/ here
Gave up playing football manager a month ago and this helps to fill the void
>>68150061
I wagered two million euros on the US getting humiliated by small brown native americans in the Copa America.
Seems like I will be eating Micheline restaurant food and fucking hot slags for the rest of my life, thanks America.
>>68149828
i would
then i remember we are in the same group
then i remember last u21 euro
then i remember 2004
yeah fuck you
>>68150046
I'm just glad you're not in our group for a change desu, you always put up a good fight in the group stage
>>68150129
Its a 2-man show u faggot.
Emil Forsberg outplayed Zlatan lately
>>68150145
You're welcome. At least my country isn't delusional about how good we are like the caliphate of britbongistan
>>68150143
>>68150188
>Picking TSUU in an international competition
kekus
>>68150046
>implying ibra isnt swedish
>>68150162
> Fucking Euro 2012
We had the lead against England AND Ukraine in both matches, lost em both
Then steamrolled France in the last game. Just fuck my shit up.
>>68150295
You can't imagine how depressed I felt after the England game. I couldn't sleep that night. My life was over.
>>68150287
Well his ethnicity is Croatian and Bosnian, so yugo
He's Swedish by citizenship. But I don't really care, hes a meme master, a good player and a Christian european.
But I hate when muslims that can barely speak Swedish play for the NT. (See; Erkan Zengin)
>>68150326
How did your wifes son feel?
>>68150188
>>68150143
Is it that bs mode where you need to check it every day to make subs and shit?
euro better be good to make up for the rest of the shitty soccer happening
>>68150335
MARSCHEN ÖVER BÄLT Daneshit, 1658 never forget.
Denmark is righteous Swedish clay.
>>68150352
I don't think so. I mean you do get to use subs though
>>68150295
To be fair we deserved to at least draw against you in that game, to get the win was fluky though, especially with that Welbeck goal
And we were quite lucky against Ukraine as well
>>68150419
So yeah, if you wanna win you gotta use your subs and change your captain. That's the most retarded part about it, why can you fucking change your captain after a game?
>>68150406
You mean Sweden is righteous Somali clay.
England will win Euro 2016. Check them.
>>68150406
Stockholm bloodbath best day of my life
>>68150525
check them for sweden win
>>68150675
You missed.
>>68150685
yes.
INGERLAND WINNERS 2016
PRAISE KEK
CHECK EM
>tfw no one can stop us
>tfw it's finally coming home
>tfw the recucking of Denmark will be complete
Never forget 92
>>68150532
Mine also, because that angered a young Swedish noble man that BTFO of the Danes. A 100 year later and we took more than half of their lands, lands that are still Swedish to this very day.
>>68148920
Mate...
>>68150813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZfMt90_42w
:3
>>68149828
It would probably be in our best interest for you to draw against Belgium and Italy, but I still want them to win.
Elect SD and we'll talk.
I believe in England. I believe. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. Check them.
>>68150906
Whatever, we will do a Greece 2004 run.
Im feeling it lads, we are going to win.
>>68150813
We were, you could say, dare I say it, Belarused!
Haha lads!
Yay go Ireland!
G'wan de town!
>>68150976
Screencapping this and will post it for keks when you get raped in by Belgium and Italy.
>>68149145
He is less than a striker for Poland desu
>Host the tournament
>Let your biggest rival win
>They didn't even qualify
Is Sweden the most keked country to ever exist?
>>68148778
>no fullbacks AT ALL
>coach is tactically retarded
>playing 433 lateral passing bullshit
>4 injuries in the defensive department
i'm happy if we don't get embarrassed in the group stages
>>68151140
> 60 % white
> 100 % fat
> 100 % producer and consumer of cuck porn
> National team currently getting 100 % cucked vs brown manlets in Copa America
Lad ....
on present form, payet is literally the best player at the tournament.
debate me.
we're so shit
>>68151670
only country i'm not worried about in our group
but i'll have irish friends over to watch the game, belgians, irish and beer
gonna be fun
>>68151670
Strangely enough I fear Ireland more than I fear Italy.
Italy feels so fucking overrated, Ireland feels scary underrated. Having nightmares of Irish corners and free kicks t b h.
Post semi in depth info about your country.
Talk about what formation your team plays. Go through keepers, defence, midfield and forwards: Who you think will start, who the back ups in the squad, who was left out that should have been brought.
I'd like to compile an album of these if I can. I'll get it started.
GOALKEEPERS
Grandpa Given was brought along for the ride. Hopefully he gets nowhere near the team. Randolph will start even though Westwood's had the better season, because Westwood and O'Neill seem to have some beef (Westwood missed some squad meet ups with injury).
DEFENCE
Any of our four centre backs could start, but Duffy is least likely to, while it's hard to pick what two from O'Shea, Keogh and Clark it will be. O'Shea has looked his age in recent Ireland matches. Our fullbacks will be Coleman and Brady. Brady is really a winger, so his defence is pretty dodgy. His free kicks are our best chance at scoring though. Marc Wilson, who covers all the back four and might have been starting LB, is out injured.
MIDFIELD
We'll probably play a midfield diamond. Whelan at the base (he won't leave our half), McCarthy on the right, Hoolahan at the tip. Not clear who the last spot is. Could be Brady, if O'Neill puts Ward at LB instead. Probably Hendrick, even though he's been shit recently. Harry Arter might have started but is out injured.
FORWARDS
Long and Walters up front. Both run a lot. If we change our shape, Walters usually goes out to the right wing. Both quick, fit and good in the air. Keane and Murphy are the back ups. Murphy might start one or two games and just stand up top, with Long coming on against a tired defence. If we're chasing a match in the last 10 mins, O'Neill might see if Robbie Meme can bail us out yet again, even though his best days are well behind him.
>>68151707
>he doesn't know of Irish heart
m8, Italy is the only squad >we shouldn't fear
>>68151707
our defense is so disgustingly shit, Courtois also looking shaky in most games
Denayer never again
>>68151670
>>68151707
>>68151767
>>68151783
>>68151884
Kind of funny how our group and England are the only teams discussed at SP.
Seems other teams fans don't give a fuck
>>68152002
Verthongen wasnt that great either today , expected more from him
>>68151295
>implying I'm American
Swedes really are stupid
>>68151707
>He's not frightened of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXN-vxj66X4
You should be
>>68152023
Only group where surprises can happen desu
>>68152093
what the fuck
>>68152093
Wafflenigger beat potatoniggerq 10 outta 10 time
Also check dem dubbels
>>68152023
the rest is usually just yank shitposting anyway, they're keeping quiet as they've literally dropped to minnow tier and are getting rolled in their own tournament at home by brown midgets.
>>68152184
Yep only chance the yanks have got , is donald trump personally executing every beaner on the pitch
>>68152093
m8 you're gonna get destroyed
our team are mostly EPL faggots anyway, they can handle it
Italy looking pretty weak but they're always good on tournaments so i'm still a bit scared. And Zlatan will be a living hell for anyone in our wounded, shaky defense
>>68152093
scared tbqh desu
>>68151783
wonder who'll play dara or whatever his name is in après match
>>68148284
>Belgium-Italy
Italy wins it.
>>68152184
Remember when we made it further than you in the last World Cup? Bless your delusion England, it's adorable
>>68152301
>implying you can stand up to the might of Glenn Whelan
>>68152364
>Literally look forward to Apres Match more than the games
>Get drunk in pub and don't see it
Fugggg
>>68152420
Remember when we assblasted your nigger keeper ?
Yes i grant you it took a long time until his anus was ready for the raping by the BIG BELGIAN COCK , but it in the end it finally slipped in and we recked his and your whole nations ass :-)
>>68152301
People that don't follow our team are just going on about Zlatan. Emil Forsberg scored one of our goals against Denmark last autumn when we won our Euro 2016 spot.
And he looked crazy good vs Slovenia and Wales. Scored a goal vs Wales. He easily outplayed Zlatan vs Wales.
Also voted best player in Bundesliga 2 as RB Leipzig were promoted to Bundesliga.
Our team is currently made up of 2 elite players (Forsberg and Zlatan) and 9 memes
>>68152587
Actually I remember him having the game of his career with a career number of saves. I believe you raped every other player that wasn't our keeper that day
>>68152412
>He hasn't seen Italy play in the last two years
I think the Italians will finish above us in the group, probably beat us in our game too, but they have been poo by their standards recently.
If Belgium didn't have their defence problems, it could have been a pasting.
>>68152184
we'll still get further than you this year, mark my worlds
fuck, Ireland will get further than England.
>>68152674
Shhhh don't remind them that they couldn't score against Costa Rica. England will send the sharia police on you
>>68152587
>Calls Tim Howard a nigger
>Romelu Lukaku was one of the players that scored for Belgium in the game
>>68152835
Behead Those who insult our pet gorilla
>>68152987
Who'd you say you were gonna be beheadin' der, boy?
>>68153075
Please win this cup Ireland. Your bants will be beautiful
>>68153075
A shame your team doesn't consist of 10 prime keanes , you might actually stand a chance
Who /tsuuuuuu/ here?
>>68153292
Como estas in copa america , juan ?
>>68153075
ROYS KEAN-O ROYS KEEN
>>68153439
How's Ramadan going Mahmoud?
Yo hit me up with a nations poweranking
>>68151295
Dank meme mate. You like jokes? Sweden's not even going to advance from their group. Let's laugh on that
>he actually wins the champions league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv0wm2rAlDU
Song update when
>>68152587
>And then you guys were bent over by a mediocre goal scorer who can't even put it on target at penalties
At the 8th minute no less
>>68148284
Do you believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC5bfQgSY9Y
>>68154683
This ad's better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG89QYsy6xY
And also, no
>>68154879
wow that was medicore
at least this >>68154683 had some humour
the Irish one was just meh
>>68154879
Not too bad m8.
>>68154171
>He is a part of things
>>68148284
England will win it, screencap this.
>>68154171
>Laudrups literally mentioned last
Triggered honestly
sometimes i still wake up in the middle of the night thinking: Were did it all go so wrogn
why did we play 3 0-0 games i a row against literally whos
what if zlatan had got a yellow card in the first playoff game
what if....
>>68158533
For the first time Im seeing albanian flags in my area. I didn't know I lived with scum, this would all be avoided if you weren't fucking shit.
>>68158533
>We got to the Euros
>You didn't
You must be pretty shit desu fampai
>>68150188
>All those Poles
I still don't understand this meme
>>68150188
Mate, Zielinski was DREADFUL in our last friendly. The dude does not run, and its not just because it was a friendly. He doesn't go %100 ever, he jogs everywhere, I have watched him at Empoli this year. He is only considered good because he can pass and dribble in Serie A. In international football he is going to be shut down.
Lewandowski also rarely scores for Poland, and we aren't getting shut outs. Drop them all.
>>68150143
Is there a league for /sp/ on the site?
how does this look lads, please tell me if there are any potential non starters
>>68152166
checked
Does anyone knows why Clichy wasn't called for the euros? One of the few goods french defenders IMO
>>68150143
2nd draft
>>68160951
>Smalling AND Cahill AND Hart
wew
also I don't think Gomez is a nailed on starter
>>68161845
You have to take a gamble sometimes, Im going all in on England cleansheets
>>68148952
> Quaresma
holy shit wtfs going on in Portugal?
>>68160951
>>68161845
is there an /sp/ league?
>>68165332
He's actually playing pretty well.
>>68154683
>implying britbongs are able to swim
R8 & B8 pls
also spics in this thread, should I go for nolito or morata up top? Might chuck lukukuku
>Arseshits BTFO
>>68160951
>Hart
>Smalling
>Cahill
wew lad
I'm jumping on the english bandwagon because we will probably fail in the group stage
>>68165528
>Evra CB
what the hell is happening here
>>68165655
We'll beat Wales and Slovakia no problem
>>68165655
Slovakia look decent desu, organized back line + Hamsik scoring blooters. Wales could also be decent or a big fat meme. Sure they qualified but it wasn't particularly impressive.
>mfw we have one of the best generation but we will still get fucked because of that retard Wilmots
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>68165661
More likely to get an assist than Koscielny m9
>>68165673
>>68165678
L - England
D - Slovakia
L - Wales
putting a cheeky 472 ₽ on this outcome
Who else going to Euros to support their team? I am going to St. Etienne for a game against Czechs. I've been in Poznan in 2012, and it's one of the best feelings in the world. I lost my virginity few days prior to Poznan, and I still remember the Euro experience as the most important thing in 2012.
more bombs ples
>>68149133
>swe-den
>>68165979
going to st etienne as well
went to a couple games in bern 2008 and was great, but this is on a completely different level.. first game ever in euro/wc finals
>>68165979
enjoy getting bombed
>>68149166
Alla hatar oss. Därför det blir extra najs när Z-guden och Foppa tar oss till en mämig final mot Frankrike
>>68150188
Only Krychowiak is a good Polish football player. The rest are shit.
Getting the cheeky afternoon prayers in
Belgium is a meme team full of hyped up meme players. Quarter finals at best.
Spain will win
>A Frenchman detained last month with a large cache of arms was planning mass attacks during the Euro 2016 football tournament, which starts on Friday, Ukrainian officials say.
>The man, identified by French media as Gregoire Moutaux, 25, was arrested on the Ukrainian border with Poland.
>Intelligence chief Vasyl Hrytsak said the man had planned 15 attacks and was driven by ultra-nationalist views.
>He had amassed guns, detonators and 125kg of TNT, Mr Hrytsak said.
>Mr Hrytsak listed bridges, motorways, a mosque and a synagogue among the suspect's potential targets. He was being prosecuted for arms smuggling and terrorism, he said. It was not clear if the tournament itself was being targeted.
well at least if the football is shit we may get some excitement
>>68166435
Not actually Belgian, but Belgium shows what the difference between international competitions and regular leagues are. Belgium is full of "stars" and individuals, none of which have any chemistry between each other and there is no spirit whatsoever. Hell, half the players don't know the anthem (half the belgians don't know it anyway).
In Euros and WCs the spirit, morale and momentum matters a shitload and so does chemistry. That is why England loses every time. Honestly, think about it, how many times has a team won a WC with a midfield made up of players from one team? Think. Spain 2010 had Iniesta--Busquets--Xavi. All Barcelona. Germany (I was about to write Bayern, kek) had Schweinsteiger, Kroos and one player outside of Bayern. But also Muller there.
It's obvious even when you watch Belgium play. Dries fucking Mertens is probably the best player on the pitch every second match. The rest take it as just an opportunity to showcase skills/get famous around the world.
That is why Belgium will never win, no matter how many stars it has.
>>68166435
>Spain
Really?
>>68152093
American tier. Actual irish support is GOAT though
>>68151783
>being this incorrect
When has Ireland ever played in a diamond? It's going to be a 4-2-3-1 as follows:
----------------Randolph---------------------
---------------------------------------------------
Coleman----Keogh---Clark-----Brady
--------------------------------------------------
----------Whelan-----McCarthy----------
Walters--------Hoolahan-----McGeady
--------------------------------------------------
-------------------Long-------------------------
Perhaps McGeady will play on the right instead of Walters with McClean slotting in on the left, but it won't differ too much from the above.
>>68148284
post
>YFW
>>68150188
>Januzaj
He's not even the squad, kek
Playing a game in work where we pick 8 teams to score points from based on certain constraints, which of these is best to go for?
List 1:
>France
>Poland
>Slovakia
>Germany
>Czech Republic
>Ireland
>Romania
>Albania
List 2:
>France
>Switzerland
>Slovakia
>Portugal
>Ireland
>Poland
>Czech Republic
>Sweden
does sp have a fantasy football league?
>>68165979
rip
>>68167560
germany
romania
albania
vs
portugal
poland
sweden
id pick the latter, germany on bad form and the others are garbage
>>68167664
*switzerland not poland
>>68165655
oh, fuck you, we will beat stupid England easily and then shitty slovaks and moronic wales
>>68167560
France, Poland, Svk, CR, Ireland all duplicates so
Germany, Romania, Albania
vs
Switzerland, Portugal, Sweden
romania and albania cancel each other out as only one will get max 3 points, other max 1
switzerland 6-7
germany probs 6-7 too
sweden mostly unpredictable, realistically range from 2-6 points
portugal is shit and will finish fourth in their group after absolute collapse in their opening game (all wishfull thinking desu)
>>68167560
Second one
>>68167768
I should have clarified that I didn't mean group points; I meant points as follows:
>Win in normal time: 10 pts
>Win in extra time/penalties: 8 pts
>Draw (Group Stages Only): 5 pts
>Loss in extra time/penalties: 3 pts
>Loss in normal time: 0 pts
>Goal scored: Additional 3 pts for each
>Goal conceded: -1 pts for each
Thanks for all your opinions though, I'll go with the second one then so.
>you now remember that MARIO BALOTELLI scored 2 goals to beat germany in the 2012 semi final
So ameribros who are you rooting for? I might go Ireland (republic) and Iceland for the memes.
>>68168026
There is a little underrated moment from the last Euro. I am Polish, so obviously I was pretty crushed we didnt make it out of the group, but the fact that after Russia rushed Czech 4-0 in their opener and everyone jumped on the Russia bandwagon saying they were the real dark horse they lost to Greece and didn't get out of the group is really satisfying to me. I remember everyone as saying they could make a deep run after their first game then Greece beat them. Fuck Russia
>>68168123
Sweden, Iceland and England.
>>68167579
Yeah here, http://eurofantasy.uefa.com
League code: 32515QMH
>>68167499
>McGeady starting
He'll be lucky to make a 5 minute cameo off the bench. If we do play the 4-2-3-1, Walters will go wide right, McClean wide left.
As for the diamond, we used it in recent friendlies against Netherlands and Slovakia, and O'Neill said he was happy with how the system worked. All of the panels on RTÉ, Off The Ball and Setanta have said we look at our best in a diamond, and so has pretty much every decent soccer journalist in the country.
Do you follow the team at all or just play FIFA?
I honestly didn't know 2 qualifying teams could be in the same group like Poland and Germany. Is this new with the 24 team format?
>>68168295
It's based on pot bullshit so yeah it's within probability.
>>68149510
This is true, if england had been in that position i'd have been pissed.
But still you got your yuro win from yugos pulling out, so its a bout time you gave something back.
>>68168272
>O'Neill has used a 4-2-3-1 in every single competitive match but will swap it for a diamond that is completely untested in competitions because he used it for one half in two friendlies
k
>>68168913
You said McGeady would start. You have no credibility. The way we play when Hendrick is "on the left wing" is pretty much a diamond anyway, given how much Hendrick tucks in and Walters goes forward.
Is it safe to go there or will it bomb?
>>68169055
it's not very safe for kuffar to visit caliphate-al-faransa
>>68148413
none of those are true though
>>68150012
I do.
Hungary is based as fuck.
>>68169379
>hungary
>based
top kek
R8 it lads
>>68169459
>normie on my spee
>>68169303
*levant
the deadliest striker of this Euro
>>68169473
Finally someone who used our national hero.
>>68169459
come back when you're country manages to qualify for a major tournament
>>68169558
I see that 3-1 still hurts hans
>mfw Stanciu scores a cheeky 1-0 to cuck France beyond the final frontier
Predictions for the opening match comdrades?
>>68161845
You're picking England defenders when you should be picking their attacking players.I think they'll win all their group hamss(or at least top the group) but they'll definitely let in quite a few goals along the way.
>>68170016
Quoted the wrong guy.
meme time
Stop hyping up England, they are dissapointing every time.
Not satisfied with Alli and Sanches, will probably end up dropping Muller for somebody that costs less to replace them.
>>68169926
0-0 no action during 90 minutes
>>68170472
this
and during the end there will be a penalty for france
>>68169926
refball win for france, just like brasil in the opening match two years ago
>>68170524
I'm capping this
who would you guys say is the biggest meme in this year's Euro??
>>68171970
Belgium easily
>>68171970
wales
>>68148416
>le watch on tv man
DO NOT COME
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>>68161845
r8 my team
Defoe should have been picked for the England squad.
Debate me.
>>68171970
ISIS
>>68175536
No he shouldn't. He wouldn't get any play time over Kane, Rooney, Vardy and Sturridge, and this would be his final NT tournament. With Rashford it gives him some experience so he'll be ready for the WC.
>>68169926
You're getting pummeled.
>>68175603
So you're admitting that you're not interested in winning, just building up a new generation of players who will fail to win?
>>68171970
POLAND.
People (Americans especially) keep talking about Poland as "dark horses" or something. No left back, one good centre back, one good CM, a right back who was great two years ago, a well past his sell by date Kuba and Lewandowski.
That is NOT a championship winning team. At least the Belgium meme has some good players to back it up. Le Poland meme has Lewa and nothing else.
>>68168123
Ireland because "muh heritage"
>>68175500
>Raphael Guerreiro
Not a guaranteed starter. If you want to take a punt on someone cheap who might not start, pick someone from group A, B or C, because of how the substitutions work. Depth is really important and you generally want your dead-certs to be in the later groups and your punts to be in the early ones
Sané won't get many minutes either. There's a few ok options at 6.0 and 5.5 that will get game time
Check 'em
Put a cheeky tenner on Poland to win it.
>>68176059
>Put a cheeky tenner in the bin
Why?
>>68175500
>>68176051
should i go 3:4:3 also? it seems everyone is doing it, and I think you only get points if there's a save, goal, or assist.
>>68176178
forgot my team, went 343 and got this
>>68167768
you got rekt 2 times in 2012
same this time
>>68176178
Just play whoever is playing first and sub them out if they do shit. It's not rocket science. Shocking that people don't know how the substitution system works
>>68169667
>implying anyone recognizes the flag of a former yugoslavian shithole like yours
Sweden or bust
ICELAND will win the cup
I root for the isle of giants, the land of fairies, trolls and dwarfs or whatever is running around there
>>68176357
shutup bong you will get cucked by my incredible midfield
>>68176093
Because I can afford to lose it and the odds were pretty good
>>68176059
> cheeky tenner
> british english
> three fiddy
> american english
> ten pounds
> superior english taught to Swedish school children
>>68178121
Kindig hundring
>>68177434
FYI så erbjuder Betsson 200 SEK riskfritt spel på gruppspelet i EM och sedan 200 SEK riskfritt på slutspelet
200 på Sverige mot Italien till 4.30 ggr pengarna här.
>>68150012
I do.
You're on my list along Croatia and Bales. And the Portus, if they fuck France or Memngland.
>>68150012
>country of based Orban
You'll have plenty of support, don't worry
Is Nolito gonna start? I see he's got 4 goals in 5 games this year. Could be the biggest bargain of the dream team at only 6m
>>68150143
>read that fantasy football selection
>Theo Walcott is an option
Instantly dropped. If they don't realise England's pacey black winger man isn't in the team, then they don't deserve me making an account.
>>68150145
>image.png
Dumb phoneposter.
>>68165573
How are they blown the fuck out? So he's gone to the Euros. Do you realise that the transfer window doesn't end when they get on the aircraft, right? Also, why the hell would the ''''''''''''fans''''''''''''''''' want a one season wonder.
>>68149166
I will forever hate sweden because you cucked the pirate bay
>>68178121
No, it's just how impressionable we make people. Everybody says "lad" and "m8" on 4chun.
>Every starting keeper is so fucking expensive
Where are my 3.0 starters at?
>>68188433
just get neur, hes 6m or de gay, he's 5.5m at the moment
>>68149133
No.
>>68188515
>De gay
But Casillas will start because Spain are autistic
>>68148952
>swapping out Coentrao for Eliseu
>swapping out Postiga for Quaresma
>swapping out either CB for fucking Carvalho
Jesus Christ Portugal, it's not like you didn't have an ageing squad to begin with.
>>68175637
We've always played good vs France. I can see a draw happening with us parking the bus hard.
Just remember lads this ones for Bill
>>68192554
>coentrao is injured
>postiga only scored 7 goals during the season
>implying that Carvalho isn't good
Fuck off.
woop
Starting to get hype. A recipe for disappointment but I can't help it.
>>68193668
why portugal didn't want Bernardo? he's way better than Mounthino this season
>>68193668
Other than Sanches and William Carvalho, do you have any players under 30?
>>68183306
We also created it.
>>68149133
Can watch this over and over
>tfw we'll have a promising performance in the first game, play like shit in the second, scrape through the group with a win in the third and get smashed by the first good team we play against
such is life in england
>>68149299
this
I was pretty hyped until I looked up the games this weekend
Friday
9pm France - Romania
Saturday
3pm Albania - Switzerland
6pm Wales - Slovakia
9pm England - Russia
Sunday
3pm Turkey - Croatia
6pm Poland - Northern Ireland
9pm Germany - Ukraine
The only fun match looks like Turkey - Croatia.
>18 attacks on the European championship have been foiled
Give me a solid reason you aren't staying home watching this from your own living space
>>68148952
The ultimate meme team, can't wait.
>>68194107
>implying the duel of the brothers won't be great
>>68194107
England Russia will be lit
>>68194107
England-Russia and Ger-Ukr look decent desu
>>68194107
Looking forward to every single one of those.
>>68194107
doesnt matter who plays, its the euro
its hype
-------- --- -- - Neuer
Hysaj -- Guerrero -- Rodriguez (Boateng & Augustinsson bench)
Alaba -- Kanoplyanka -- Martial -- Perisic (Renato Sanchez bench)
---- Müller -- Giroud -- Bale
>>68194107
>not watching and enjoying every single match
Fucking casual.
>>68194245
Forgot to say
>hand me the trophy already
Also got Albania's gk. Albania are going to go through with 0 goals scored/conceded.
>>68194107
>butthurt dutchie isn't hyped
OHNE HOLLAND FAHR'N WIR ZUR EM
>>68194197
really hoping for rooney to play all 90 min
>>68148952
Hoping pepe kicks the shit out of someone 10 mins into your first match
>all decent matches will be when its light outside
JDIMSA, major sporting events can only be enjoyed during the night FACT
>>68194275
baka at us taking that fat fuck and leaving "big" andy carrol at home
>>68194252
this tbqh
>>68194279
Unfortunately half of Europe is Indian or Paki and they need to be able to watch this game in the home country, really it should be fine for you but for Americans you basically have to be NEET to watch these games
>>68194284
But Shrek is your top striker of all time, midfield maestro with experience and that necessary confidence to perform on the big stage
Vardy and Kane can fuck off to the wings
t. woy
>>68194323
>Vardy and Kane can fuck off to the wings
Please don't remind me.
>>68194284
That genuinely surprised me, never mind Drinky
Caroll on a good day, rare as they are, is amazing
>>68194323
Couldn't we play 4-4-2 with Rooney in midfield and Vardy and Kane in attack?
>>68194353
D I A M O N D
>>68194353
>Rooney in midfield
we should play Anelka in midfield too in that case
>mfw the German caliphate wins this one too
>>68194378
Put France down desu, beating Germany in the final
>>68194410
France doesn't know how to win vs germany, in war games or in football games
>>68194410
Lack of experience in the French squad might prove to be crucial in later stages.
>>68194358
Diamond achieved fuck all vs Portugal. Rooney does much better at CM then at number 10.
>>68153494
zing
>>68194538
Yes, so diamond with Alli at the tip of it and Rooney in a deeper CM role
>>68194894
>Rooney as a defensive midfielder
You're memeing too hard
>>68194538
rooney does much better in the stands eating and drinking
tfw some retard had an idea it would be good to translate "Ria-ria hungária" and now on our official bus there is a huge slogan "Ry-ry hungary"
>>68195173
>implying we should use niggers in our team
Would rather get knocked out in group stages than win with an all nigger team desu
>>68195224
ali is a paki which are worse
>>68195234
no hes not kek look at him
>>68195234
i thought he was a mongrel
I don't know whether to put Kane in my FF team or not.If he's up to his usual standards, I reckon he'll be top scorer.But I've got a feeling his legs have been run into the ground and he's fucked after such a tiring season with Spurs(think it might be like this for all of their players) and flop.
>>68195305
I went with him, Muller and Griezmann
>>68148297
It's basically the WC without Brazil, Argentine, Colombia and Uruguay
>>68195305
>topscorer from england
really no m8, they'd be luck if they'd beat their opponents in group stage by 1 goal each
>>68195315
I was thinking of the same actually.
>>68195326
I can see them scoring lots of goals, but also conceding loads too.Which is why I won't put any English defenders in.
Have the memes already started? I don't want to miss any new ones
>>68167341
Euros are sometimes in for some surprise like Czech 76,Denmark 92 or Greece 04
but atleast we all know England wont win it so its fine
>>68195411
no memes yet i think
be sure to watch the opening ceremony closely to spot any new memes
>>68195429
you forgot Hungary 16
r8 my team lads
>>68195442
thaught about a cheeky Dutch 88 banter but cmon its not nice talk bad about the Dead
>>68195448
I'm lovin' it
>>68195411
>>68195437
"IT'S COMING HOME" is a pre-Euros meme about England
>>68195480
FIFTY YEARS OF HURT!
>>68195492
n-never stopped us dreaming...
>>68194107
Well, what did you expect now that half the continent can qualify?
As long as you're not Faroe-tier shit, you pretty much have an auto-qualification.
my fantasy team. it's a pity that I had to replace Carvajal with Stones
>>68195492
>2016
>nto ARE YEAR
>>68148416
no meme magic this year
>>68195550
Don't even think Stones will play that much.
>>68195565
I don't know another decent defender for 4.5 m.
>>68195562
this tbqh, all the meme magic is being used up on trump, so this will be a boring tournament i.e. germany/france/spain in the finals
>>68195542
>Holland are now Faroe-tier shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2jAsZDwEx0
>>68195622
I don't think so. 2016 is clearly the year of meme magic. Sweden will win it all.
>>68195581
Vrsaljko
>no 0 points in the groups for us this year
>>68195622
Spain is still very good but not as dominant as 2008-2012
France is a fav but could crumble under the pressure of the expectations at home
Germany is weaker than 2014 and less hungry after the WC
>>68195785
I suppose but no-one else can realistically win it
>>68195622
That still leaves a place for a meme team !
We can dance Nobby's dance, we can dance it in France.
>>68148284
I'm 50% Spanish and 50% Dutch and the country I live in the Netherlands didn't even make the euros. So Spain is gonna win it
Hello :) what are you guys talking about? Can I join? :)
why though
I thought it started today?
>>68148416
AUDACIOUS
>>68195550
Good, but check mine m8, football is coming HOME lads!
I am unable to get hype about football anymore.
Real Madrid killed it.
>>68195542
>Faroe-tier shit
They aren't that bad tbqh.
>>68195622
The meme magic this year is overwhelming, there's still more than enough for the Euros.
>>68196017
>3 DMs
They won't get points. Swap Lewa for Milik and improve your midfield.
>>68196017
noice but I'd inculde a AM
>>68195776
>If you don't want fail, never try
Genius really.
>games on at 3pm on weekdays
>>68196725
Should be earlier desu.
>>68183248
do you like being a cuck?
>>68196725
still better than stupid brazilian broadcast times of WC2014.
I'm just afraid I'll fuck up my remaining exams, because I won't miss a goddamn match on these euros
>>68196779
Would be nice to be able to see them, actually.
>>68196725
Great time to be a NEET
COME ON START ALREADY HOW IS IT ONLY TUESDAY
>>68196725
I'm unemployed so I can watch every game
THANKS CAPITALISM
>>68196803
Well if you are on büfészak you should be allright desu
>>68197094
We're not playing til Monday.
>>68197175
I'm on jogász szak, so there is a chance I'll fuck up m8
>alfreð finnbogason steps foot in france
>immediately fluent in french
>>68197283
>ð
Why did you mean by this??
>>68176870
>I root for the isle of giants, the land of fairies, trolls and dwarfs or whatever is running around there
So... fatties, faggots, uglies and manlets? Why not root for ENGLAND, then?
>>68197323
>posts above mine include jogász szak and büfészak
>scared of a little d with a band
AÁBDÐEÉFGHIÍJKLMNOÓPRSTUÚVXYÝZÞÆÖ
>>68197369
>Þ
Used to know the alt + numpad combo for this. The honies over at MSN loved that shit when I used it in smilies. :Þ
>>68148297
Reminder Euros are more challenging than WC because more concentration of teams that can actually play.
>>68148778
Nope
>>68195305
>>68195315
Utter insanity. What makes you think Kane will score any at all when he's going to be playing wide to accommodate Englands top goal scorer up front
>>68197399
this desu, world cup has more "easy" teams from africa and asia
>>68197447
This is what I like about the Euros.We don't have to put up with any boring, "plucky" African nations that don't play with any identity and do silly little tribal dances when they score.
Fat granny shagger will be top scorer
12 first games.
What do you think, friends?
>>68197531
what site is this?
>>68197531
england draw, austria win, wales win
>>68197584
Pinnacle betting site
you have to make/have an account to enter though
Northern Ireland will hold Germany to a 1-1 draw after goals from Muller and some obscure player like Grigg or Lafferty. Screenshot this.
>>68197648
'no'
>>68149828
>supporting the land of cuckoldry
>>68150012
I love based Hungary but let's support a team that has an actual shot.
>>68193787
Different positions. We have João Mário replacing him
>>68193907
Rui Patrício, Anthony Lopes, Raphael Guerreiro, Cedric, André Gomes, Adrien, Danilo Pereira, João Mário, Rafa And Éder
>>68150143
Pretty proud of this team.
can we make a /sp/ euro 2016 tip competition somewhere online?
>>68197847
is https://www.kicktipp.com/ suitable for this?
>>68197834
Good team
>>68197811
2016 is going to be a meme tournament, none of the teams that have an actual shot at winning will win.
>>68153494
How's the welfare state going, LaQuisha Tyronius?
>>68197908
Definitely want to stick something on an outsider, but who?
It'll be a shot in the dark
>>68198016
Croatia. Trust me i've mastered the dankest of meme magic.
>>68198016
England :^)
>>68198016
Poland
>>68198016
semi-outsider bet: croatia
mid- -II- bet: slovakia
heavy -II- bet: hungary
>>68198155
Hmm, I'd like something with longer odds. Tempting though
>>68198175
I'm actually tempted by England but I'd only go easy way as they would easily choke a final
>>68198181
I like Poland, but I don't know if I trust them that much
>>68198218
Sorry brah. Croatia is what the memes say. And I checked with a second pepe.
>>68198218
Italy is 16/1?
Great odds even though their squad isn't great.
>>68198218
We probably won't leave group stage. But we still believe.
>>68198335
Well I'll be shouting for you, that's for sure.
Italy and Germany are my favorites; but just because I like them, I have read that this euro is kinda unpredictable due to shitty results of great teams and good statistics of historical underdogs. Also I would love if Russia gives some surprises
>>68198335
>We probably won't leave group stage. But we still believe.
>>68198335
>yfw Maczynski playes every minute of every match
WHO HAS BEST UNIFORMS?!?
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/16002424/espn-fc-presents-euro-2016-kits
I think belgium has the best
>>68194252
This, absolutely.
>>68198371
We will win with Ireland and lose to Germany and Ukraine. Only Krychowiak can save us.
>>68198403
>England
>>68198360
In russia Euros does not suprise you, Russia suprises Euros.
>>68198403
We do t b h
>>68198428
they look ok to me, but nothing special
sweden away is really nice, but I don't like the yellow on the home
>>68198462
if that's what you want to think f a m
>>68198403
>Contact
Belgium has the best (the black red is better) and that's pretty much all we got.
>>68198403
I always liked Sweden's uniform, no homo though.
>>68198435
cringe
>>68198482
Your taste is pretty much the polar opposite of mine
>>68198540
lel no you are definitely homo look at that fucking away uniform
>>68198554
you don't like this shit f a m a l a m
>>68197834
>tfw everyones picking flavors of the month players
>tfw everyones picking their favorite players
>half this team is gonna get knocked out before the group stage
kek the league is mine
>>68198580
It's the worst sweden kit in my lifetime
>>68198435
you're not on reddit, Kai.
>>68198595
i really don't know why i expected good taste from a arab
>>68198595
It's objectively good looking though, maybe too different from the old yellow-blue combo?
>post yfw Shane long top goalscorer with 12 goals and transfer to Leicester or bayern confirmed
>>68198655
>objectively good looking
lafferty ded
norn ded
I don´t need an army
>>68198675
>"swede"s with good taste
>>68198732
Good riddance to that faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3iUDg6JEo0
Lovre Kalinić – Low-rey Ka-lin-itch
Danijel Subašić – Su-ba-shitch
Vedran Ćorluka – Chor-loo-ka
Tin Jedvaj – Yed-vay
Dario Srna – Sur-na
Domagoj Vida – Do-ma-goy
Šime Vrsjalko – Shi-may Ver-sal-ee-ko
Milan Badelj – Bad-el-ee
Marcelo Brozović – Brozzo-vitch
Ante Ćorić – Chor-itch
Mateo Kovačić – Ko-va-chitch
Luka Modric – Mod-ritch
Ivan Perišić – Pair-ish-itch
Ivan Rakitić – Rack-it-itch
Duje Čop – Do-yey Chop
Andrej Kramarić – And-ray Kram-ar-itch
Marko Pjaca – Pea-at-sa
>>68198802
What an asshole. We don't have such cunts in La Liga.
>>68198802
what a bitch, i don't even see shit that bad in mls
>>68198825
>Do-yey Chop
Sounds like a nigger dancing fad lel
>>68198825
>Marko Pee-at-sea
>>68152480
Fucking LOVE Glenn Whelan
Underrated as fuck you fuckers
best way to sneak it in the fantasy is to put wingbacks in for more points, anyone see more than lichtenstein?
>people picking non-starters
>especially from teams in late groups because they don't understand the substitution system
>people picking DMs
o i am laffin
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07g0znn
Anyone gonna watch this?
r8 la
>>68199257
Maybe the Irish will.
Reasons why Euros are better than World Cup:
>Comfier
>Better rivalries and banter
>Always hosted in Europe
>Smaller countries get a chance at hosting but never have difficulties doing so
>You don't have to watch African and Asian teams no one gives a shit about
>Generally more entertaining
>>68198825
>>68199415
Also
> no vuvuzelas
>>68199415
Really? There's a ton of meme teams due to the expansion of the competition. People complain about the small irrelevant nations for sure.
>>68199522
expansion and still no netherlands :(
>>68199522
Reactionary idiots do, sure.
>>68199415
you forgot the best part
>england getting knocked out on penalty shoot out
>>68199522
I disagree. 24 is the number when there are no really meme teams but the weaker teams, smaller nations can take part if they are having a good period.
many good teams do not play
>holland
>bosnia
>serbs
also the concept of the "best 3rd teams proceed to eight-finals" is good, how many times we saw a good team who deserved to stay to btfo too early
>>68199415
also
>normal broadcasting time
this is why brasil and korea-japan wc wasn't too good
>>68199590
brazil was great for us and US 2018 will be too
>>68199626
>us
what part of US are you from yank?
>>68199626
But it's in Russia. Did CNN delude your mind so much with all that FIFA being corrupt nonsense?
>>68199657
>>68199762
i meant 2022 sorry
>>68195636
yeah, that's the point
they even got beaten twice by Iceland
>>68199771
They're not changing it, accept it. Too much money has been invested. You're sucking arab cock anyway so they'd never allow that.
>>68199796
yeah lol the 4000 migrant worker deaths and all the bribes
no corruption here lol
fifa forever lol
let's play soccer in 140 degree heat in the desert lol
do the English still release a new version of Three Lions for every competition? I want to listen to "fifty years of hurt".
>>68199818
Why do you hate capitalism? Are you some kind of commie scum?
>>68198580
>-I just finished the design for the Estonian shirt
>-But m8, Estonia didn't qualify
>-OH SHIT
>>68198674
Long to Barca to put that Mossie lad in his place
im rooting for england
>>68199590
The games in the last World Cup were played in European hours.
>>68199967
the important ones yes, but there were many games in group stage starting at midnight or even 03:00
>>68148696
>greece
>no scotland
ebi n
>>68199879
cheers ortega
>>68199522
>Muh meme teams
This still doesn't refute all the points for the Euros beforehand since '96
>>68198403
>that away spain kit
>>68200156
memest shirt in the whole tourney
>>68198403
Anyone else got tickets for games?
Going to France v Albania
>>68196725
we gotta see it too and it'll be 9pm ET so thanks eurofriends
>>68198403
roaches
>>68199626
>>68199762
You mean 2026 right? Come on, tell me you wouldn't pick 2026 over 2022 or 2018.
>>68200408
>tfw wc 2026 will be in american country
it'll be nice to wake up at 04:00
>>68200408
i mean if they don't change 2022 then 2026 will be a nice consolation but they really should change it
fck qatar it will be the worst wc ever
>>68167520
>Northern Ireland 1690- 0 Republic of Ireland
I believe
>>68201324
>non-country
>>68201351
>sweden
Post fantasy footballer with potential for price increases
>Renato Sanches 4,5
>Kanté 5,5
>Rashford 5,5
>Alli 6,5
>Coman 6,5
Roo-digger ded
>rudiger out for tournament
JUST
>>68201351
lmao where is your country? oh yeah it's been relocated to the middle east
>>68200156
>>68200186
USA 94 reference
>>68199577
>how many times we saw a good team who deserved to stay to btfo too early
this is actually a good thing
>>68201944
somebody used Q on enrique
>>68201879
Nice, i hate niggers.
>>68202195
fucking refball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdm0QBmUfLs
>>68202238
>00:21
barca dna
>>68202291
he was in Real Madrid then though
>>68197834
based ciman
>>68198403
this shirt is actually a love song to cycling because our cycling shirts for the NT are like this
>>68198761
>meunier
>>68201879
how can this nigger have a supposedly white father and still look almost pure niggerish? was his "father" a cuck?
>>68202712
black genes are dominant in the dna. but it's true, that he's exceptionally black
>>68199833
nah I think it just says 'no more years of hurt' these days
