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cara
dotty
kpop
bart
why did he do
>install linux
george osborne has the most grating personality
>>60318683
inspirational post
Kyary
karen
>>60318683
what happened to her nipples
>>60318719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
thoughts?
kpop
>and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
pepe
>>60318763
in my hands
racists get the fuck out
>>60318719
Are Mexicans aware of Wales?
>>60318741
theresa may all the way babyyy
Why is Murdoch such a hypocrite?
>Sky said in 2014 that it would aim to have 20% of the stars and writers of its UK-originated TV shows from a BAME background. The broadcaster spends £600m a year on original UK commissions.
>hench as fuck
>can deadlift 900lbs
>gf has 5 (five) children with other men
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFhNOMEsZo4/
>>60318766
She should be pretty ashamed at being so useless with such a great pedigree.
That explains how she got on the BBC.
>gideon might be PM one day
>bozza might be PM one day
>jezza might be PM one day
delet this, god
Are there any games like the Bourne series?
>>60318772
me behind the door
I will destroy the united kingdom.
>>60318824
i dont know what that means lad
>>60318816
Classic overcompensating
baja california is the only mexican place I'd live in
>>60318794
i know it exists, thanks to a videogame
k
me and the lads
i'm sorry but music peaked in 1994 and that's not even an opinion it's fact
>>60318816
whats that shit hes sniffing?
>>60318835
Gove will begin his 50 year reign shortly, based solely on tonight's performance
remember when homer tripped from that Guatemalan chilli
>he thinks his vote matters
>he thinks the politicians value his input
>he thinks they won't overturn the vote if it comes out Leave like they did in Scotland and Austria
poor deluded worms
Non-white privilege is disgusting
No wonder racism still exists
>>60318865
based
fuckin frogs btfo
>>60318864
the POPE is a communistic haha
>>60318862
What game? Better not be Europa Universalis. Also I was talking about Mexicans in general, not autistic people who know too much geography from /int/.
>>60318899
ammonia
>>60318639
Fucking hell lads this is so cringey fuck me
>>60318909
How's about proof they did that in Scotland and Austria?
oh, you don't have any?
>>60318814
>The broadcaster spends £600m a year on original UK commissions.
It does? What has it even made recently? The last thing I remember them making were the Ringworld programmes with Delboy.
lads
imagine if there are aliens, right.
except they look exactly the same as humans.
that would be cool.
>>60318933
Best one yet. Corr.
>>60318946
mexicans only know about america, not even their own country
>>60318831
here's the thing though: quite a lot of people like that kind of comedy. you and i might be physically repulsed by it, but that kind of live at the apollo basic-observations-tarted-up-with-a-funny-voice actually goes down a treat with huge swathes of the great british public.
basically we should kill everyone in the working classes
Where is your polling station, lads? Mine's in a church.
>>60318946
>What game?
fifa 2006
>Also I was talking about Mexicans in general
they do not know what the UK is
>>60318967
h-heh yeah
imagine
>watching BBC anything
>>60318978
same
>>60318967
yeah they're called reptilians mate. the queen and prince phillip are reptiles.
going to watch these films
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls009351957?ref_=rls_1
>>60318978
a fake church
>>60318933
>3 MB
hackre pls go
>>60318978
in the mosque opposite my house
>>60318956
Literally hurts to watch. Kind of makes me want to attempt stand up comedy, though.
>>60319011
Paki
>>60318990
i live with an actual mexican
crazy right?
>>60319003
>not watching question time/this week with /pol/
>not occasionally watching university challenge
>>60318978
School, only time I'm allowed into one anymore
>>60318978
deep within your mother's cavernous cuntcrack
>>60318966
The Tunnel
various Alan Partridge
Trollied
A League of Their Own
Moaning of Life
loads of stuff
>>60318978
Mine's literally in a pub.
>>60319051
a bit
>>60319053
QT is shit
Is Game of Thrones the Star Wars of our generation?
Redpill me on /brit/
>>60319053
Why would I do any if those you fat boring paki student
>>60318967
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>60319082
game of thrones is shit
its literally for normies who see it as exotic because they only watch emmerdale
>>60318978
in a school
The so-called European """Union"""
brit is fucking gay
brit is fucking gay
brit is fucking gay
brit is fucking gay
brit is fucking gay
How can British police be so bad
What would they have even done if there had been two or three blokes instead of just one
>>60319094
portly autists from bumfuck hamlets collectively piss themselves at the idea of muslims existing despite never actually having seen one
>>60318978
on top of the scoreboard at Anfield
>>60319082
It would have been if the show hadn't overtaken the books.
Now it's dick and fart jokes.
Never in my life did I think I'd say a HBO show with so many dick and fart jokes.
Think how many dick and fart jokes you heard throughout the entirety of
>The Wire
>The Sopranos
>Boardwalk Empire
>Deadwood
D and D manage to beat that in one episode.
Just checking in for my bi-monthly visit lads
How are you
listening to Russian classical music again
wish the Soviets never happened
*thud*
d-did anyone else feel that?
>>60319124
Why don't our police have guns?
>>60318792
nah
>>60318677
please leave eu so 4th Reich will become real
>>60319067
Oh, I must just subconsciously block out all of that shite.
>>60319139
lmao
>>60319182
i know you are fag churka
Shooting blacks on sight should be law
>>60319182
bost link
>>60319008
saw this and thought of you x
>>>/r9k/29031273
>>60318677
What did he mean by this?
>>60319234
This plan.... masaka...
>>60319234
Shit ratio
got through 10 minutes of Memento and it looked like dogshit so I deleted it
>>60319124
because you're a deluded child, you're waiting for a burger-style action movie takedown with guns
british police are trained instead to deal with dangerous situations by minimising physical harm to all persons involved, instead of smashing the perp's face into the concrete while shooting him and batoning his balls simultaneously
>>60319259
reminder she is a bitch
suck me
>>60319124
Truly shitskins enrich our culture.
Business idea:
>Muslims worship the Moon
>Send them there
>If they refuse they're islamophobic
>>60319203
>wanting the police/state to have more power
typical little hitler cretin
just got off a 24 hour ban for stating that blacks are inferior
AMA lads
>>60318712
who dis?
would you date a black gurl?
>>60319287
What's the jav code
help me pick a deck
>>60319184
The water in the glass is moving.
There must be Americans nearby.
>that fucking puddle of blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dfT_8Smy4
>>60319332
they're japs not jav
>>60319323
how do you clean up after wanking?
>just got off a 24 hour ban for stating that blacks are inferior
>>60319329
>Black people can't be racist
>White people are disgusting to look at
>White people owe us reparations
>Black women are too good for white boys
>If you refuse to date black women you're racist
>If you think we're unattractive that's the media playing tricks on you
This is your typical black woman in the west.
>>60319323
Why are you Cornwall lads always so racist?
Ordinary
>>60319357
you ain't no muslim bruv
Why don't Brits return Northern Ireland to its rightful owners?
>>60319300
Agreed, the criminals safety is much more important than the general publics.
>>60319399
get some new fedoras lmao
>>60319409
blacks are beginning to ruin our white paradise
Yorkshire
>>60319409
>karelia
joonasovitch
>he's not a socially-liberal, anti-muslim, anti-pointless war atheist
wew
>>60319323
Not true, blacks are vastly superior at crime rates like violence, murder and rape. It's only culturally, historically and employment rates that they are inferior at.
>>60319151
nobody on /tv/ believed me when i told them this, but here we go:
>be me
>working menial techy job on thrones set
>see 45th assistant director and his nursery of one-line '''actors''' staring at an ipad looking confused
>AD sees me
>says "you're a young person, maybe you can tell us what this means"
>points at the ipad - they're looking at the script
>this genuine sentence is in the stage directions:
"Even though Tyrion's his best friend, Varys still enjoys seeing him get pwned."
only jews could get away with this
>>60319409
how do you pronounce your region 2bh?
Lads
>>60319409
finns are really butthurt over karelia
>download 128kbps album
>convert to 64kbps WMA
>open in Audacity
>change sampling rate to 96khz
>copy to new stereo track
>pitchshift up two octaves
>look at the original's spectrum and highpass filter the copy at its cutoff frequency
>convert to 24bit FLAC
>upload to what.cd as SACD rip
or
>add noise and crackle
>upload as vinyl rip
>>he's not a socially-liberal, anti-muslim, anti-pointless war atheist
Mum asked me if my sister and her half nigger baby could stay at mine while she "gets on her feet"
Silly bitch never been on her feet in her entire life, only knows how to lie on her back
As if I'm going to provide for some lazy slut and her lil nigger
Not my fucking responsibility
>>60319349
what game
>>60319413
"""""""""""""""SO CALLED"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>60319473
v. nice figure
>>60319510
The fact that
Is that bike seat sniffer still out walking the streets?
>>60319504
>Soviets take Vyborg
>beautiful Finnish city
>Soviets ruin it with their Jewish concrete dogshit
>city is now shit
hmm I wonder where the butthurt comes from
rememeber digital cameras lads
emental
>>60319484
DnD are such unbelievable hacks.
I mean literally anyone would be better.
There are people in this thread that have no experience of screenwriting and cinematography that would be able to produce higher grade shit.
I mean it's unfuckingbelieable how incompetent these kikes are.
>>60212936
im not a northern fucking ape
German """humour"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKZfJpZ1dbg
>>60319557
so many books
>>60318978
boy scouts hut
>>60319567
season 2 of Trapped or I fucking kill you
Nottingham mentioned
>>60319574
you again
>>60319619
Had to use captcha for 13 minutes while my pass refreshed
Dunno how you people live like that
>>60318978
Nearby primary school.
>>60319473
>tight tummy slags
>i will NEVER get to mash one
why must life be so cruel
>>60319597
I literally hate Germany.
These people call US arrogant.
Zero
One
Six
One
>>60319640
Takes seconds and I get it right first time every time as I'm not a mong
What's life like in Scotland?
Are they a bunch of spackers as /brit/ has me believe?
got 16mg flubromazepam under the tongue
>>60319438
It's my signature 'dora, I'm not giving it up.
something weirds going on, I can't highlight the text in this thread
>>60319587
>DnD are such unbelievable hacks.
I'm still not over the Pycelle fart gag they did. It was like something out of a teen movie, but somehow worse.
The big bad scary guy walking up behind someone who is slagging them off is the most tired trope ever, and DnD fucking wrote it into Game of Thrones... AND THEN ADDED A FUCKING FART.
Fuck. Still so angry.
>>60319605
are left unread
>>60319654
are you the white one?
thought you were a normoid
>>60319654
Girls with a little meat feel way better
>>60319672
Rasheed
Time to deny your Aufenthaltsgenehimugng
give us a rate lads x
>It's my signature 'dora
Given that the Islamic State now control London, how long will it be until we see fully fledged Sharia Law?
>>60319683
But when you're drinking, surely captcha becomes a burden
>>60319692
hahaha
This Man Literally Took /Brit/ Seriously Like What the Heck HaHahAhAhaHaHaHahHa
>>60319587
nice spittle-laced vitriol laddo, but you are wrong
>>60319747
Never.
>>60319741
*Aufenthaltsgenehmigung
Fuck I'm proper drunk
>>60319743
solid 9.5-9.75/10
I was going to apply for a job at the BBC but then I remembered I was white and they don't hire whites anymore.
>>60319719
The first 2 minutes of this video made me piss myself.
It highlights all the shit parts of the episode before last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btMfDxCR9e8
Reminder that game of thrones is kino
>>60319772
Rasheed
>drinking
>>60319751
t. Scottish Spastic cunt
You're literally the worst country in the UK and don't you forget it
FUCKING LIBERALS tbqh
>>60319597
>Europe Reich
reckless and provocative
what James Bond to watch lads
>>60319802
I dont want to be stoned to death
>>60319497
>immigrants raping children in uk
so the integration worked?
>>60319731
hahaha dw mate i was just roleplaying, in fact i'm ramming the cervix of a tight-tummy slaggy righty nowy
>>60319810
Rasheed
>"Good beer garden, good beer."
>"Great pub with a very entertaining pub quiz on Monday's from 8.45pm."
>"Weird crisps though."
>>60319815
not scottish you dumb kraut
from an even worse shithole
laptop has gone to utter shit
even saving an image from here crashes the entire thing
will be so happy when I buy a mac
>>60319830
Lmao
Silly bint
>>60319859
Rorke
just posting to let you know i'm trans
btw i'm a girl XD
did i mention i'm a girl :p ^^
>>60319835
The video from thunderball synced to the audio from diamonds are forever.
>watching memetastic video on Yahoo
>30 second ad
>10 second video
Ah yes... very good.
>doesn't even let you play videos with adblock enabled
anyone into aliester crowley
>>60319835
the best one
Casino Royale
check out my wife on chaturbate /sensationtrio
>>60319835
the black one, have to wait a few years though
People that record their proposal are the worst.
>>60319914
>yahoo
Lol
>the best one
>Casino Royale
this is now OFFICIALLY a vocaroo fart thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XkK11PMN6n
>anyone into aliester crowley
Kek funny how gove went on about his father's business being destroyed by the eu
Turns out his father literally walked away as a millionaire from his redundancy kek
>>60319926
my bollocks under the chair
>>60319958
would say i expected better from you, but you're a londoner
>>60319916
Had some good memes desu
>>60318824
"Mexican Intellectual"
>everest was first climbed only 8 years before man went into space
the funny thing is lefties would actually be fervently anti-islam if they were truly devoted to liberal ideals, since islam is a massive insult to these values and on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. its just modern lefties are literally not able to hold brown people to the same standard as white men.
>>60320020
she's perfect. my mathsfu.
Did my first superlike lads. Lets see if it pays off.
>>60320020
>middle aged woman dressing like a teenager
Sad desu
>>60319975
His adoptive father that is
>the funny thing is lefties would actually be fervently anti-islam if they were truly devoted to liberal ideals, since islam is a massive insult to these values and on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. its just modern lefties are literally not able to hold brown people to the same standard as white men.
Bit chilly lads.
>>the funny thing is lefties would actually be fervently anti-islam if they were truly devoted to liberal ideals, since islam is a massive insult to these values and on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. its just modern lefties are literally not able to hold brown people to the same standard as white men.
>>60320048
virtue signalling mate. lefties mark their status by how good they are at tolerating other people.
"bloody hell, that fellow liberal must be REALLY tolerant if he's tolerating intolerant people! i better be like him then"
is sex harder than it looks
>>60320131
>>>the funny thing is lefties would actually be fervently anti-islam if they were truly devoted to liberal ideals, since islam is a massive insult to these values and on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. its just modern lefties are literally not able to hold brown people to the same standard as white men.
Anyone for a round of Doug?
>virtue signalling mate
>>60320172
Can be. 69 is complicated
Why do lefties hate their own race?
>>60320172
Yeah
My first time took 2 hours and I didn't even cum I was so nervous. We ended up cuddling and talking all night like a pair of queers.
Took three times before I shot my load into her womb or whatever is going on down there.
>>60320172
Nah, once your arsehole relaxes a bit, it's pretty easy.
>>60320081
>middle aged
>>60320200
Hurts my neck
>>60320081
>middle aged
Ah, is the thread being derailed by the funny hat men again? Most impressive.
is kissing fun
it looks fun
>>60320048
>What is freedom of religion
>>60320243
Yeah
>>60320237
My lower back hurts when i try. But once got her dick in my mouth its enjoyable enough to ignore the pain
>>60320243
why do jewish girls have big tits??
Gone from ironically listening to yung lean to unironically listening
>>60320243
Like bags of sand.
>>60320243
No, it's pretty awkward.
>>60320243
Depends on the person you're kissing
So do normies still roll the sleeves up on t shirts?
Is that still a thing? Need to know for a friend (me)
really makes you think
>>60320349
Stop ban evading then bitch
>>60320341
i do it to be honest but i'm not sure if its still cool as i never go outside haha
>>60320276
How do you position, do you put a cushion under your neck or angle ?
I have to lift my head up and hold it mid air and it kills after a while
Tried to sew the tattered strips back together but the flesh has been scarred too many times. The stitching won't hold. Might have to use the staples again
>>60320387
You aren't qualified to make that decision
hurr durr i'm poleaboo i'm mentally ill give me attention
*blogs*
>>60320390
both lay on our sides on the bed, head to foot way round. pillows behind us to rest against
>>60320380
all me
>>60320341
You can buy shirts where the shirt is already rolled up, normie fashion...
See fuckbois wearing them all the time with their tight pants and gelled gaybot hair
>>60320247
a meme that makes perfect sense when not talking including pisslam
I WANT YOUR SOUL
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
How is /brit/ even still going
This place was shit 2 years ago and it's only got shitter from there
>>60320420
Nice
Didn't think about 69 sideways
>>60320487
It's only way could get it to work comfortably.
Drunk listening to this thinking about British tribes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB----DZrgc
>>60320468
can i have a go on your rose-tinted goggles mate
>>60320442
>Freedom of religion except for the ones I don't like
Doesn't work like that
>>60320468
>How is /brit/ even still going
as long as people poo, /brit/ will always have something to keep it going.
>>60320243
Chin up lad, one day we'll find out
maybe not though
>How is /brit/ even still going
>This place was shit 2 years ago and it's only got shitter from there
>>60320387
what was "he" banned for?
>>60320468
>4chan
http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/features/mythsofbritishancestry
we wuz spanish and shiet
>>60320497
Aye, hard to enjoy it and relax if you're uncomfortable
>>60320441
All me
>>60320504
Why not? Freedoms can have certain restrictions on them
>Matched with pretty Irish girl
>Nothing but head shots
This is troubling. There's no good reason not to have a body shot on tinder. It basically guarantees you're overweight.
But she's got a nice face, great teeth.. Sad times.
Haven't stopped shitting for days
>>60320551
Don't try sideways on a single bed though. I fell off first time and ended up on floor
nice thread
>>60320598
kek
Lads this club in Barcelona really isn't for me
alright, stroopwafels do you like them or not
>Girl has only 2 pictures, and in those two pictures there are the same three girls
HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS RETARDED. I'm swiping right just to chew her out if we're a match.
>>60320606
honestly tho, perhaps you should take it as a sign, unplug and go and see a shrink.
I would not be surprised to read about you in the papers one day.
spoiler: not for anything good
>>60320650
give us a picture tour lad
>>60320650
how do young people in spain afford to go to clubs
>>60320668
absoluut
How to dye anus
kush from afghanistan
>>60320668
fuck yes. I'm also a big fan of bitterballen and krokets. Your cheese is overrated tho.
t. visits your cunt 1-2 times a year to get stoned
>>60320698
Knives
>>60320668
yeah always got a pack of stroopwafels in the cupboard
went to holland and tried all the meme foods like kwing slag and that too
cuckolding sounds really hot but i know that i would chunder at it happening irl
>>60320698
lots and lots of markers
>>60320718
tbf our young cheese is practically tasteless
>>60320733
hagelslag?
>>60320698
With cum
>>60320345
brb petitioning congress to ban margarine
>>60320747
Why is america so fucking obsessed with cucking? Literally no other country spams it to the degree your autists do
>>60320698
to die black: do sexual bummings with an african man
to die red: do sexual bummings with a native american
etc. etc.
>>60320277
jeeeeewbs
>>60320747
I once technically cuckolded a lad, hada threesome with my housemate and his gf, but me and the gf just ended up having sex while he was just there
>>60320675
This is all there is really for now. On early in Spain to be mental
>>60320681
Fuck knows kt was €10 entry it makes no sense
>>60320815
me on the left
>>60320815
That's fucking brutal. Still friends? I'm guessing no.
>>60320761
Not really a fan of the aged stuff, either. I had some very aged gouda (crystals and all, like you'd get on a vintage cheddar) which was excellent to make a maceroni and cheese with, but not great for eating "as is".
It's just a taste thing really. You're definitely up there with us, the French and italians though.
>>60320784
it's the patrician fetish and americans are the patricians of the world and everyone else is lumpenproletariat
wouldn't expect you to understand t b h
>like porn with japs
>like porn with lesbo kissing
however
>japs ''''''''kissing''''''''''''
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>60320858
didn't know moot visited /brit/
£8:50 for a double JD & Coke lads
Fucking outrage
>>60320838
No we cool. He married her after he dropped outof uni and knocked her up.
if only you lads could hear the shite playing in this club
Wish I'd gone to the more expensive place now
>>60320871
I don't get their autistic tongue wrapping obsession.
And they never fucking deviate from the same routine.
I don't really understand the problem with cuckoldry 2bh, apart from the fact it's a meme. I think I could see myself swinging with my non-existent wife in the future, provided she was game. All about your relationship, fantasies and trust... O maybe that's why, everyone on this board is an insecure loser.
had sex with two attractive females in my life
two of the best experiences
everything else kinda feels like filler
>>60320888
Fucking hell. Maybe I'm a prude, but I could never deal with being literally cucked. Especially not by my mate. One of them would have to go, and if it wasn't the woman then I'd be a huge pussy.
Never failed to male a girl cum lads
In could make an obese 60 year old escort with a wizard's sleeve minge cum
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