Corrie edition
Cara
crayon pop
karen
>>60211821
BIRMINGHAM
maisie
well good morning
bit cold out
>>60211867
>>60211873
>>60211912
Kyary
I just joined a political organisation for young communists. However i'm not a communist, i'm joining to feel a sense of comradery, see things from a different perspective and to learn more about politics.
How should i dress to fit in?
>whites will unironically be minorities in Europe in 2 or 3 generations
Was about to call that yank a stupid cunt but he's unironically right
>>60211842
B r o w n b o i p u c c i
haha yes i wasnt told to kill myself
>>60211875
>>60211890
Thats not a good excuse
wake up
see this
what do?
>>60211926
mcrude
>>60211837
What does that have to do with anything? At least we don't have this SJW shit happening in real life
Wahey
>>60211983
accept my fate
>>60211955
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGPa5Ob-5Ps
really makes you think....
>>60211978
nah, the jews are a good excuse
>>60211961
You deserve it tbqh
>Thanks for coming to the park with me son!
>>60211961
Who cares man
>>60211978
not an argument
>>60211983
is she the grudge
>>60211961
You could have stopped it
how the fuck do i fix this. Even though Spotify is open, the taskbar icon says it's not, and instead opened up a new icon?
>>60212033
amazing woman if i'm being desu
>>60212046
What argument?
sub us a tenner till friday m8
>>60212033
that woman is not old enough to be the mother of anyone in this thread
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 41% (-)
Leave: 41% (-)
(via YouGov / 30 - 31 May)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 44% (-1)
Leave: 47% (+2)
(via ICM, online)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 42% (-5)
Leave: 45% (+6)
(via ICM, phone)
Sarah 2bh
>>60212033
>son
did she have you when she was 10?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ACJeDswihG
>>60212033
>Thanks for coming to the park with me and my son!
>>60212095
>oi m8 can I get that tenner back you owe me?
>... what tenner?
>>60212002
>Labour member
literally cannot roll a joint lads
they get fucked up when I roll them to its side and when I try and twist the top the the top of it is always too big
any good tutorials seems like ive' tried everything
>>60211961
ill be dead by then so i dont care
>>60211842
>tfw no sinead gf
paper over plastic, POP, that's law
Alri
>>60212098
>not Bethany
>>60212141
potato famine
Trading rare simpson villeros and velas for rare lisickis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ
>>60212155
yes not bethany, eu referendum polls
>>60212119
literately no one is paying attention to you, you silly slag
fuck off
>>60212136
Ahh yes....just a normal day in Great Bongland!
>>60211955
like this
really need to sniff charli's musky knickers after a night out lads
>>60211842
But there's nothing wrong with communism though
>>60212002
Rasheed
>>60212155
nonce
>>60212174
Apologies
Think it'll swing back to remain though
>>60212141
theres that one wiz khalifa tutorial which I've heard is good but I've never rolled so
>>60212119
Post legs
>>60212162
here you go
goal gf made her youtube videos private :-(
>>60212259
that corgi at the front is one smug cunt
>>60212190
Average British public
>>60212206
Dutty
>Conservatives have the most traumatic period of infighting since the 1990s
>>Latest poll shows Conservatives lead Labour 36% to 31%
Ah yes, very good
>>60212141
>tfw can't do it because i have the shakes so bad
>>60212266
is that the paki lover?
Sarah
VOCAROO GIRL POST MORE PLEASE
Do you actually think leaving the EU will benefit you? It's not like any of your Pakis came through other European countries
>>60212206
wew
when was this pic from
>goal gf
>youtube
literally cucked by internet
>>60212294
Finally! A multicultural* society free of hate!
(* white Brits excluded)
>>60212294
>>60212190
>>60212136
>>60211961
Think we've unironically fucked it lads
There go the REMAINians again... banging on about the economy like a broken (and very boring) record. Nothing but a band of brigands and thieves who are about to have their hinds sorely tanned come June 23rd when the 85% of the rest of us rise up and vote massively to leave the corrupt, undemocratic, failed EU socialist project.
#TakeControl
#VoteLeave
#Brexit
>>60212311
id have her lap u[ my cum out of that dog bowl behind her like the dirty little cunt slut bitch she is
>>60212316
Reminder she played a school girl in Waterloo Road
>>60212321
that is incorrect
>>60212328
she uploads all sorts of slaggy stuff to instagram desu
sersh t b h
Reminder that if we stay in the eu ukip will get more votes than labour as all the working class labour leave voters fully swap parties
>>60212318
>girl
it's a tranny m8
>>60212362
rofl
>>60211961
On the plus side, I've never seen that Pepe before. Cheers
>>60212387
aren't the vast majority of labour voters pro-EU?
me with my brother earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU7GFl5mn2U
>>60212321
50% of all dutch-somalians live in London lmao
7% of eu migrants to the uk each year were not born in the eu
>>60212399
It's not the Birmingham poster is it? His accent is quite good, sounds like a girl to me
>>60212321
a good bit of the nigerians that come here move to the UK once they get citizenship
fingers crossed they dont leave :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8
outrageous choon
>out in the sun
>qts in shorts with shaved golden legs and strappy tops and all sorts everywhere
>remember that you missed out on teen love and that a girl has never showed you any attention in your life
h-haha
>>60212321
wish this poster would fuck off
>>60212294
>>60212332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AVHq58KPyx
>>60212387
bizarro nigel
>>60212431
The majority are but there's still a big chunk of at least 30% of them who are for brexit which is about 3 million people
Me on the left
>>60212492
HAHAHAHAHA
why do people even come to the UK
the weather is shit, the people are shit, the houses are shit
is it literally only for the bennies?
>>60212520
JANNY'S GONNA GET YA
>>60212556
No idea. England isn't even first world desu.
another deranged white guy is shooting up UCLA at the moment. fantastic
>>60212492
>You have missed your chance FOREVER
>>60212535
girl on the right is stunning
>>60212556
Cos of Yanks English is popular worldwide and because of the British empire loads of pakis and Africans spewk english
>>60212592
80% of gun murders in the US are committed by blacks
>>60212098
Such a good new for UE
>>60212504
WANKING MYSELF SILLY POST MORE
>>60212492
>You are now thinking of that girl you should have asked out
who /comfy/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrwlSAlVRYs
been acting like such a paki lately lads
don't know what's gotten into me
>>60212652
>I actually worked up the courage but she said no
>>60212592
And as you typed that, several black men committed a crime
>>60212606
good lad
>>60212535
girl on the left is quite ugly ngl
He's banging on my door again but I'm not coming out
>I'M MISERABLE NOW
>>60212641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m7fk5qH9Fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74jJj2TaCwQ
>>60212690
im asian. white americans and black americans are both niggers to me
>>60212736
SHUT UP
>>60212701
>>60212535
is that the half russian half kazakh girl
>>60212492
>even if i get a gf i will be terrible at sex since i have no experience in my 20 years on this planet
fuck sake lmao
>>60212685
>start "seeing" a girl
>going out to bars and pubs with her, getting on like a house on fire
>consider asking her out but something tells me not to
>she goes back to uni and so do I
>days later she is in a relationship with some 10/10 kid
couldn't write it
I am the official /cum/ ambassador to /brit/
Is /brit/ a great general??
look at this fucking dog
>>60212701
who is this gamete goddess?
What modern day job is as cool as advertising agencies like in Mad Men in the 50s/60s?
Obviously ad agencies these days are just clickbait meme jobs with nu-male employees.
What job is the sexy, swaggering, new and fresh well paid manly job like in Mad Men but today?
>>60212765
Yea but both of her parents are Kazakh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfcVj8BHw4
>im asian.
>>60212399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MLZpXHDl8C
>>60212741
jog on your embarrassing beggy sket
>>60212790
>I have the dating experience of a literal child
>I'm a social cripple
>Every time I go drinking with work colleagues I dread these sort of questions as it's considered really weird
>>60212805
Nonoo that's me
>>60212492
>>60212603
>>60212652
>>60212704
>>60212736
>>60212790
absolutely all me desu
>>60212813
better than yours
>>60212829
Paid brexit shill
>>60212828
Aya Shalkar
>>60212829
investment banker
JANNY
>>60212820
Prefer lean, lithe dogs to 'chunky' dogs.
>>60212749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMN-pjcchrE
>>60212876
I think both generales are the same
>>60212847
you actually do sound like a man
>>60212898
good lad
>>60212741
Alri josie
>>60212877
VERY good post
Like, wow
think that the girl in the vocaroos is different to the poster posting them
ah yes
>>60212957
>https://news.vice.com/video/jeremy-corbyn-the-outsider
>Seamus Milne literally revealing on camera that there's a mole in Corbyn's top team who leaks PMQ details "only about a third of the time"
wow
>2 days til the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhDFCcmgvY
>>60213029
it's the weekend every day for me
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/01/donald-trump-announces-uk-visit-turnberry-golf-resort-britain
what does /brit/ think of this news?
Recently moved to England lads ask me anything
More identity politics meant to divide the working class. You'll never be capable of sustaining a movement like that
>>60212037
>>60212002
>>60212370
>>60212535
>>60212556
>>60212682
I'm going to shit in your mouths
>>60213023
Watched this today
Corbyn comes across as a smug, arrogant twat with an incompetent team literally made up of 25 year olds
>>60213075
*aaaaaaaghhhhhhhs*
>>60213029
>55 years until death
>>60212981
>jeremy kyle
please tell me you chavvy cunts don't actually watch this shit
>>60213066
where did you come from? :3
>>60212863
>when everyones talking about their sex stories and they ask you one
>>60213066
How was the voyage across the Mediterranean? not too choppy?
>>60212981
more like
>beer>blank>pic related
>>60213106
Austria
>>60213065
It will be compared to Romney's visit and Romney absolutely fucked it so it should be a breeze
It's the day after the referendum it won't be the top story like when obama came either
>>60213095
>>60212833
they clearly aren't
maybe kazakh citizens but she's clearly half slavic
>>60213066
When are you going back, slav?
>>60213098
>not being chav masterrace
>>60211842
Why do australians hate me??
alri lads
Watching Grimsby lads right now, anyone seen it, any good?
niamh
Koniichiwa
>>60213117
That's thankfully only happened once to me, and at uni rather than work
>mfw at work when they asked "So what sort of girls do you go for anon?"
This country has gone to the dogs.
Is Supergirl any good, lads?
>>60213202
alright skepta
>>60213149
They aren't, her parents are chinky af
>>60213176
Arcade
>>60213225
post them then
>>60213162
wouldn't mind tossing his salad
>>60213127
Is that how they do it? I always thought that they would shoot it from front on
>>60213206
how do you even answer a question like that?
>>60213141
is austria nicer than england?
>>60213215
Well that was a pretty sad story, so I guess you're right :^(
TEABAG FIRST
THEN WATER
THEN SUGAR
STIR
THEN MILK
THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
Hold control and click my picture. Upvote if you get the joke. xD
>>60213262
>Imagine my oneitis I stopped talking to but never should have done so
>Get sad
I wish Trump would meet Boris
>>60213293
and then eat the teabag once you've drained the cup
ah yes, excellent spelling
>>60213263
Much nicer.
>>60213263
There are some things that are better there (the trains, cigarettes are 4 euros a pack, the girls are qter) but I like it here. I live in Harrogate for the summer and then I will move to Headingley
>>60213242
https://www.instagram.com/p/38QTKkyluv/
https://www.instagram.com/p/pyIpdxyltI/
>>60213307
my oneitis dropped out of my uni course
wew
probably for the best desu
>>60213311
I wish trump could build the wall soon
>>60213293
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
Come again m8?
>>60213293
> cold water
gf just sent me this
>>60213311
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson/12039931/Boris-Johnson-The-only-reason-I-wouldnt-visit-some-parts-of-New-York-is-the-real-risk-of-meeting-Donald-Trump.html
>>60213339
looks comfy but i bet the internet speeds are shit
>>60213293
>COLD WATER
AHHH
AHHH
AHHH
Poleaboo now realises it's June
5 minutes into kpop and chill she give you this look
Corbyn's wife is a jf
>>60213339
annaposter?
>>60213399
Really makes you think
>>60213339
why move to a shittier country?
>>60213347
Her dad clearly got cucked
>>60213399
Double standards exist for a reason you slut
>he still hasn't killed himself
Dreadful
>>60213263
Yeah
t.Austrian
>>60213414
She can hardly fucking speak English
>>60213292
uhhhhh
fuck off paki?
>>60213293
>COLD WATER
>>60213263
>is austria nicer than england?
Are you fucking kidding me
Is that even a fucking question
Britain is the most depressing developed country in the world
WHY THE fuck would anyone want to live here
BIT CHILLY LADS
>>60213478
why are you in the uk then?
>>60212957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBa4pASe8S
>>60213344
>Harrogate
posh twat
>>60213409
>there are people out there who think today is half way through the year
>>60213496
honestly don't find it depressing other than the weather at times. although it can be comfy as fuck in winter.
Just got 30 fishing.
Just found this gem:
https://youtu.be/r0dcv6GKNNw?t=1m18s
How late to the party am i?
>>60213422
No
>>60213496
well clearly some people do
there's a weird comfort in the depressingness as well
>>60213263
Austrian here.
>is austria nicer than england?
Without a doubt. I fucking hate it here.
>>60213571
nearly a year late
>>60213548
deep
>>60213571
hello 2003
Why are British males generally so much better looking than British females?
>28 year old virgin
>>60213571
Dumb monkey
>>60213516
is this you?
>>60213566
i suspect countries with real winters are more comfy
need to marry this swiss bird and fuck off to the swiss mountains 2bh
Sorry lads, I made a mistake there.
TEABAG FIRST
THEN WATER
THEN SUGAR
STIR
THEN MILK
THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
>FINALLY REMOVE THE TEABAG FROM THE MUG
STIR
>>60213571
Early enough to join in with the Best of 2016 Memes posts that will happen in December
who /1Lcar/ here
can't even get to 100mph lads
can't believe there are so many austrians here haha