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Edinburgh edition.
Greatest city in the United Kingdom.
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>>60209053
Lancaster's better
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maisie
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>>60209052

In Communism, EVERYONE is a slave
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>>60209053
I don't want to post in the kraut tripfag's thread desu!!!!
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i'll be using this thread thank you
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>>>60209092
kys
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nice thanks
ill post here
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really makes you think
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Nonces out
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>>60209122
slave to what? there is no state with full communism
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I want to die
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>tfw spyzooka detected 3 spyware on my pc
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haf a lihsp
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>>60209211
kys
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>>60209165
He was just a jew you idiot.
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>>60209183
Your profession is what you are told it is. Don't like where you live? Tough. You can't move. Don't like your pay? Tough.
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belfast is whiter
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>>60209220
*have a lithp
retard
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http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/8203-Nigel-Farage-s-message-Northampton-heated/story-29343622-detail/story.html

>Nigel Farage has said it was 'a great shame' that his planned visit to Northampton on UKIP's Brexit battlebus was cancelled at the last minute yesterday because of a protest.

That melt in the guy Fawkes mask lmfao, le lejun
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>>60209211
That's your own fault, it's up to you to make yourself feel better.
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whats with all the JFs today
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>>60209211

Then you are in luck, everyone dies, every single person, everyone you love and hate, all of them will enter the void of non-existence
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having a look
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>>60209237
Who's going to tell you lol?
You can move and you keep bringing up pay for some reason IDK why. Communism seeks to abolish money and wage slavery.
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alright lads
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>>60209264
Lefties are resorting to really filthy tactics now
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>Then you are in luck, everyone dies, every single person, everyone you love and hate, all of them will enter the void of non-existence
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having a go
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trying my best
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NEED a paki gf lads
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>british citizens cant move anywhere in the commonwealth as they please

what the fuck was the point of that then? we built those fucking countries. absolutely outrageous.
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how easy is it to get a gf in uni? easier than sixth form/ gap year?
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>>60209264
lefties in fawkes masks unironically think they're standing up to the establishment when actually they're part of the establishment
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>>60209183
>slave to what?
slave to the community

there's no state but there's definitely a [G]overnment
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taking advantage
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doing the thing
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>>60209356
why?
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>>60209337
fuck sake my fucking ISP always gives me a shitty yank flag

FUCK OFF
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>>british citizens cant move anywhere in the commonwealth as they please

>what the fuck was the point of that then? we built those fucking countries. absolutely outrageous.
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>>60209356
At least post a paki slag
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http://abc7.com/news/police-investigate-possible-shooting-at-ucla/1366494/

here they go again
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being a JF desu
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>>60209293
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All that needs to be known about why our countries are shit in one Wikipedia article.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_left
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making amends
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>>60209358
And the worst part is that they can vote in our elections but we can't vote in theirs. They can also move here very easily but, again, we get nothing in return. We're fucking cucks.
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>>60209358
>tfw I can go to Australia, New Zealand, the USA, and the UK no problem and find work 'fairly' easily

>Brits can't do the same

we should make an Anglo club but not invite Britain just for a laugh
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>>60209409
My desires
when i had yellow fever i got a yellow korean gf and that solved it
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>have decent life
>lot going for me as a person
>in situation where I could potentially die
>doing large amounts of drugs etc
>think to myself that I don't care if I were to die

I don't want to die, but wouldn't care if I did.

Why is this? I shouldn't have these thoughts.
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>All that needs to be known about why our countries are shit in one Wikipedia article.
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>>60209473
>we should make an Anglo club but not invite Britain just for a laugh
we basically already have m8, as you outlined in your post
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>>60209369
Just need to b urself
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Welp, no more thailad
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Fedorayank needs to shut the fuck up.
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having a think
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>>60209457
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>>60209430
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>>60209483
weird
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>>60209473
eh aboot
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>>60209536
how many pedopoints is it for 1 chicken nuggy
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First time doing anal stuff with the first girl I ever had.

She bought a string of beads and some lube. said she cleaned herself out beforehand. I had no idea what she meant by that at the time but whatever.

>She asks me to push a finger in and feel around
>I go straight into the second knuckle and then start to ease my middle finger in aswell
>She responds very well
>Go for a third, she's loving it.
>Thrusting my fingers in and out and shes moaning like a bitch in heat
>She pulls off and turns on her front, spread eagled
>Tells me to put the ball string in.
>These things are pretty big for a beginner
>Lube up her ass and give her a little massage to boot
>Push each one in, taking my time
>Get them REALLY deep in there, pushing them further with my finger.
>When it gets to the last one all that's left is the ring on the end
>She flips over and holds her legs up in the air
>"ok, now pull them out"
>Not knowing fully what to do I grab the ring pull and rip that shit out like it's a fucking beyblade thinking faster is better.
>That ring pull would've won me the fucking championship of bayblading I swear.
>Her ass was gushing blood from her torn hoop
>She's screaming loudly
>I panicked and ran the fuck out of there as fast as I could
>Her brother and dad are calling me an hour later
>shitIamsodead.exe
>Went to visit her at the hospital
>She's got her legs in stirrups, bandages stuffed up her ass
>She sees me and starts shouting at the top of her lungs

Didn't see her again after that.
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this fucking crossdresser is making me throw up in my mouth
kys you fucking freak of nature subhuman shit
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>>60209536
lol i was thinking about linking this article and saying something about thailad too
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>>60209604
FONT
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>>60209430
>During the late 1980s and 1990s, with the shift away from the socialist left of the party, and during Tony Blair's leadership of the Labour Party, notable senior Jewish politicians included Peter Mandelson, one of the architects of "New Labour", Lord (Peter) Goldsmith, Jeremy Beecham, and Lord (Philip) Gould. Mandelson, party fund-raiser Lord (Michael) Levy and Jack Straw (who is of partial Jewish ancestry)[6] were accused by the MP Tam Dalyell of being a "cabal of Jewish advisers" around Blair.[7] Several of Blair's Ministers and Labour backbenchers were Jewish, including Barbara Roche (née Margolis), Margaret Hodge (née Oppenheimer), Fabian Hamilton, Louise Ellman, Helene Hayman, Oona King, and Gillian Merron. A number of Labour donors during the 1990s and 2000s were also Jewish, including: David Abrahams, Lord (Alexander) Bernstein Richard Caring, Sir Trevor Chinn, Sir David Garrard, Lord (Robert) Gavron, Sir Emmanuel Kaye, Andrew Rosenfeld, Lord (David) Sainsbury, and Barry Townsley, several of whom were caught up in the Cash for Honours scandal.

oh would you look at that it was the fucking jews yet again
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>>60209589
Don't judge me
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Odds I go out and get alcohol.

Evens I stay in and cry into the carpet until it's bedtime.
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>yanks
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>>60209648
get your tear ducts ready
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>>60209654
>embraces equality

Right, because everyone in the world is gay and they haven't discovered it yet.
No, more like more people are giving in to perversions because they won't be judged for it anymore
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>>60209640
literal simian
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>>60209457
haha what the fuck
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>go to the french general
>ctrl+f 'le'
>401 results

Think I've found a reddit hideout right under our noses lads.
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>>60209690
Incest is next, then straight up pedophilia. Mark my words.
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Just reminding everyone that I did a poo in Tesco again this morning
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>>60209053
miÅ› :3
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Absolute top banter
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>this mong has a gf and i don't

why is this allowed
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>>60209729
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*chuckles* you mean the CHAOS EMERALDS?!!
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Why do I want to fight some cunt all the time. Can't think of anything more exhilarating than laying into some twat.

My dream is to beat the shit out of some guy and then shag his girlfriend.

/hightest/?
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>>60209750
What is this
>edynburgu
qt
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>>60209556
>>60209703
unironically newcunts

not even saying that as a meme, just fuck off
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>>60209647
it's pretty easy to bed a desi girl in canada. is is harder in the UK?

-also does somebody have that picture of big white cock being a popular search in pakistan?
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Found a solution to being NEET
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>>60209814
>>60209814
>>60209814
What did he mean by this?
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>>60209795
>high test
Sounds like sexually frustrated power fantasies to me
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>>60209779
looks like yulhee
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unironically applying for a temporary australian visa as we speak so i can apply for a job crab fishing and live on the beach
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>>60209729
It's more likely we'll all be muslim in the next few generations
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>>60209831
I've been on /int/ for 5 years
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>>60209863
Maybe you mate.
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Seems fair
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>>60209905
the daily mail
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>>60209846
Dunno but I see Indian female/white male couples in cities, especially London.
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Who /Belle/ here?
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Why are black people so overrepresented in the UK?
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>>60209876
and /brit/ 5 minutes

i can instantly tell by your crap posting style, and if that wasnt enough, the fact youre replying to that absolute fucking cunt who is by far the most hated piece of shit on the entire general
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>>60209905
clearly corbyns fault
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How does it feel knowing that I, a literal autist, have had a gf and most of you cunts haven't?
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im so london im so south
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fuck lads they got me
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just finished my last uni exam today, summer holdiays are up

>tfw this is the last time i will ever have more than 4 weeks free

what should i do lids
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>>60210008
because if you don't see somebody that looks like you on tv when your a kid you can't become that thing
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>>60209905
why can't rasheeds just not touch girls? is it that hard?
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>>60210013
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>>60210035
>title
>HRH
>Brigadier General
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Think my coffee beans arrived while I was at work, now I have to go down to the post office tomorrow and have the gay lad there chat me up as usual.

Almost as awkward as when my hairdresser tries it.
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>>60209967
White guilt which is odd seen as Britain barely owned any African slaves or anything and have generally had good relationships with blacks until hooliganism tainted things in the 70s-90s
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>>60209875
they love both those things
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>>60209819
it's a monument in edynburg of polish soldier who was a bear :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ZPle4OJds

>edunburgu
means in Edinburgh
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>>60210040
sit on yer bum posting on 4chan
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>>60210084
he probably thinks you're a poof because you're a sissy brit boi

just wear a shirt that says 'i like vaginas' and he'll get the message
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>Donald Trump has confirmed he will visit Scotland in June to officially reopen his refurbished golf resort, but UK leaders have no plans to meet him.

>Trump Turnberry, in the west of Scotland, reopened to visitors on Wednesday after a £200 million investment in the luxury complex. Trump has now confirmed he’ll attend an official ribbon-cutting ceremony on 24 June – the same day the UK will learn the result of the referendum on its EU membership.

Surely people are getting bored of politicians jumping on the Trump hate bandwaggon just to look good?
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Yanks IN.
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>>60210084
wish hair dressers would shut the fuck up and just cut my hair
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This is the worst general on /int/

t./cum/
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*engages redditflags*
ahh yes very VERY nice
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WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
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how easy is it to get a gf in uni? easier than sixth form/ gap year?
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Why don't more British girls look like this?
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lads
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>>60210138
I'm no sissy.

I've nothing against gays. If sticking your cock in another mans trumper is what gets you off, then more power to you, just don't try to involve me in it.

>>60210179
I'm more than happy to sit in silence but also don't mind talking as we have a lot in common.
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I haven't had my haircut in months and if I go now I know they're going to comment on how long it is and I don't want to talk to them.
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>>60210185
thailad.zz.mu/yank
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>>60210223
no
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lLhF1VO50D

R8 me
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WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
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WE ARE ALL AMERlCAN PEOPLE
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>>60210246
Thanks Mrs Skeltal
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>>60210258
i wasnt accusing you of hating fags (even though you should), i was just giving advice on how to stop them hitting on you
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>>60210274

how come?
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>>60210237
because then they wouldn't be british
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WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PPL
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>>60210279
>>60210280
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>>60210246
not enough arse
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>>60210268
Thailad, doing gods work.
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feel like shooting myself in the head haha
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>>60210223
I assume the odds would stay the same?

Maybe there's more chance at uni because there's more girls. You know girls won't just come up and offer to be your gf though, right? You're at least going to have to talk to them first
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>>60210276
thanks for posting
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lads...
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>>60210223
its really hard dont let the 7pm normies tell you any differently
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You lads ever wonder if someone from your real life knows you post here?
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>>60210158
will be pretty embarrassing if he becomes the President
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>>60210409

pretty sure my mum doesn't know about 4chan
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>workplace says 'relaxed' clothing is OK
>see girl wearing black tights, a tight white top with an open back and a choker on

nearly went to the toilet to tug one out but I didn't have enough time
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>>60210327
female students are either feminists or not fit

if you think im taking the piss im not
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>>60210276
disgusting accent
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>He doesn't have the Leave app
>He isn't AT LEAST a Major
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>The United Kingdom Of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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purchased a meal deal lads
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>>60210209
>>60210279
>>60210280
Hm...
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>>60210409
The people I know in real life don't know that this place exists.
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gf said I have to cut my pubes
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>>60210453
What's all this then?
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>>60210507
pluck them out one by one
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>>60210092
Wat
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>>60210209
No.

Never return to /cum/
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>>60210549
>rapid city
WEW
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>>60210507
why
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>>60210497
It's not exactly something you'd admit to is it?

I've been on here for about 8 years and if someone asked me about 4chan I'd say I'd never heard of it.
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>>60210549
gotta go fast
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>>60210527
Done this a few times. Not ALL of them mind you, but the hairs on my dick and around its base. It's quite therapeutic in a way if you have a good pair of tweezers.
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doing a prescription drug abuse
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Oh well, back to watching Chinese cartoons because I'm a fucking man child

What the fuck is my life
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>>60210574
doesn't like hairs in her mouth
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>Rashford will play in the Euros

FUCKING WHY?

He got one poxxy goal (a shit one at that) where he happened to be in the right place at the right time then played like shit the rest of the game and they were making him out to be some kind of god.
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>>60210507
Tell her you want her to cut her head hair off
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neighbours dog is crying and howling again. they leave it alone in the house about 18 hours a day. the fucking thing is demented. it literally cries non stop for 8 hours at a time and it barks in the middle of the night.
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http://news.sky.com/story/1705443/ucla-lockdown-as-shooting-claims-two-victims

HAPPENING
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I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
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>>60210690
/r9k/ strikes again
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Anyone else feel like the leave campaign has been fucking terrible

Madness they didn't choose grassroots out, starting to feel like Boris Johnson is controlled opposition
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>>60210671
>>Rashford will play in the Euros
doubtful
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>>60210690
wasn't milo there yesterday
wew
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>>60210690
amerishoots at it again
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People who love high migration - Corporations, Bankers, Career Politicans, Lefty luvvies
vs
People who don't love high migration - ordinary people

I know which side I'm on. VOTE OUT!!!
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>>60210690
can yanks stop fucking shooting eachother for once
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>>60210671
He's pretty good at sniffing out a goal. He doesn't have a patch on Kane and Vardy though.
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>>60210688
Is it in the garden?
Open the gate and let it out lad
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10370654
http://www.strawpoll.me/10370654
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>>60210738
Well he's taken up a place in the squad that could go to drinky
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>>60210655
Watch a good movie like "the thing" instead
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>>60210671

>happened to be in the right place at the right time

kind of a strikers job mate
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>>60210738
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2016/teams/team=39/squad/index.html

WHAT'S GOOD?!
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Doing an Emmerdale.
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>tfw you finish uni and 'summer holidays' means a week or two away from wage-slavery instead of 3 months of bliss

End it ;^)
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>>60210774

No, in the house, they never seem to take it outside at all, and they disappear for days at a time and leave it there.

literally might have to set it free somehow.
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>>60209536
>pedophile crowdfunding website

lol what
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>>60209776
Banter was dousing bullets in pig's blood, this is Mickey Mouse shit
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>>60210790
Don't be a smart cunt. It was a wank goal and he played like shit for the rest of the game. He couldn't keep a hold of the ball.
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>Hi my name is Muk. I'm Thai ^^ nice to meet you
>muk
Christ why to orientals have such unattractive names?
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>>60210781
>tfw based woy lines up against wales with rooney, henderson, stones, sterling, wilshere and rashford
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>>60210843

He did score on his european, EPL and England debuts.
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>>60210847
Usually Thais have strange names in English
Met one unironically called poo
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>kind of wanna order a pizza
>they're all 'buy one get one free' around here
>means I'll have to eat 2 pizzas
>don't want 2

Wish I had a slut to give one to.
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>>60209053
Hi laaaaads ahahaha
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>>60210841
>Banter was dousing bullets in pig's blood
>dat snopes level meme story
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>>60210847
ask her if she knows grimer haha
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>>60210910
don't you like cold pizza?
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Yanks are literally a different species

What the actual fuck, cringing so hard

https://youtu.be/HyEXV5fZTrY
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>>60210900
Luck.

RASHFORD WILL FUCK IT UP FOR US. MARK MY WORDS.

SCREENCAP THIS!
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>>60210843
ill cave your face in with a 9 iron you insolent cunt
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would twat any lad in this thread easily
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>>60210847
same reason their capital is called bangkok, because their language is stupid
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>>60210833
Personally I don't even like taking an entire week off work using holidays. I much prefer using the days for Mondays / Fridays off and creating long weekends / 4-day weeks. I feel this maximizes my enjoyment.
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>>60210953
Yankis are hillarious people
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>>60210910
I did two for tuesday last night with my gf
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>girl sends me a picture of her first drink of the day
>then sends me a picture of her smiling with the caption "I'm not even drunk"
wat
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>starting job on Monday
>team is full of #ladz
>tfw virgin, not an autist, but still a virgin
>fucking KNOW the subject of how many girls I've shagged will come up

Might just lie and say one desu.
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Labour is no longer the voice for the working class. Migrants are being rehoused, have access to social housing ahead of the indigenous, white population. These families are being pushed to the bottom whilst they should be first priority. They wait years on council housing waiting lists whilst Somalians and Arabs, mainly Muslims somehow jump the queue. This is happening across major English cities. London. Birmingham. Bradford. Look at how many Muslims are the heads of London councils.
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>>60210953
Haha fucking hell is this real
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How do I achieve this look?
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>>60210910
>order half a pizza
>get the other half free
>???
>profit
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>>60210965
Fucking COME ON THEN!
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>>60210953
Lmao, triggered people are so funny XD
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>>60210909
would you have liked to do the poo?
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>>60211021
Being handsome
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>>60210940
did this
waiting for a reply
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>>60210953
Mental illness is rife in the US and they're trying to export it here

>white British women calling British men "white male misogynists"
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>>60210910
>not sticking leftover pizza in a dry frying pan

Dank AF, trus'me.
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>>60211013
what job la?
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>>60211013
Easy. Tell them you're completely innocent and have never touched a girl. BUT, say it in a very knowingly absurd manner. Play up the "innocent" thing and they're figure you're taking the piss. Works 100% of the time.
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>>60211009
How did you meet?

Want a GF but think I'd be happier with a fuck buddy.
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>walking by your student union
>See this
>Wat do?


https://youtu.be/Gy6spOAbxhg
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alri sam you fat bastard
whats up
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>>60211039
Well I nearly shat myself when I nearly laughed in her face
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>>60210953
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>60211067
Manager at JD Sports
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>>60210725
Boris is quarter-Turk, of course he's controlled opposition
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>>60211070
this sounds like a bad idea t︃bh

>>60211113
yeh you're right that's going to be FILLED with lads
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>>60210953
http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/06/01/milo-yiannopoulos-event-end-with-a-bomb-threat/
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>>60210953
where do you find this shit?
>>
>>60211103
not bad, yourself?
>>
>>60210953

this sort of thing doesn't exist in my own estimation
>>
She's so fucking qt lads
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>>60210953
Somebody should have taken her around the back and given her a good fucking.
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>>60211147
Trust me lad. Genuinely works 100% of the time. It's even more effective on women. Not even memeing.
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>>60211101
>>60210953
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>>60210953
To be fair, I'd probably be pretty annoyed too if Milo whatshisface was coming to my uni.
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Active shooter in yankland
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>>60210921
It's still Mickey Mouse shit, you're not going to do shit to ISIS by calling them Daesh then turning around and giving money to Saudi Arabia.
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>>60211165
who's this old hag
>>
>tfw get to vote leave twice in a month
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>>60211218
>handsome
>6'3
>extremely rich

Truly an alpha male
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>>60211247
you... you... DOUBLE RACIST
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>>60211101
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>>60211101
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-AIjrdR7u4
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>>60211271
that's me
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>>60209053
What if the UK leave the EU
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>>60210953
WHERE DO PEOPLE FIND THESE VIDEOS

PLEASE TELL ME
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Anyone else piss shy?

It's so weird. Sometimes I'll have no problem pissing when people are around and other times, I can't piss to save my life even if there is nobody in the immediate vicinity.

I've got a decent sized dick that I'm not ashamed of. Fucking hate this.
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>>60210953
Fucking hell, I thought the exorcist was supposed to be a fictional movie, not a fucking documentary.
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>>60210953
she's having such a hart time articulating herself, it just comes out as a stream of buzzwords
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haha
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>>60211364
I usually wait till I'm almost pissing myself so it's easier
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>>60211364
I wasn't until I found out that being piss shy was a common thing and now I am reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
Fuck no bitch that's fucking with your dawg, that law
>>
>>60211101
would love to make people this upset
>>
>>60211236
mate, you need to calm the fuck down. Its a DM story, its faked up because stupid people and kids get erect hen the SAS is mentioned, its something that happened once or twice. IS don't hate bollywood, why the fuck would they hate it more than classic rock.

I have never given any money to Saudi Arabia.
>>
Yanks are LITERALLY a different species

Here is my proof...

https://youtu.be/Y69tkCbeC5o
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>>60210953
UCLA is California, same place as Berkley who has been doing that dumb shit since the 1960s

pic related
>>
How many school shooting could the government stop by eliminating public schools?
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>>60211364
Yeah except I even have difficulty getting the flow started when I'm by myself. I probably have prostate cancer or some shit.

Sometimes what I do to take my mind off pissing (which actually helps me start) is to look around the bathroom and find a word written on a shampoo bottle or something and try to pronounce it backwards. For some reason this helps me get started.
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>>60211364
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>>60210359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZ0G2rPzxB
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>>60211364
This was me until I found out a way past it. Imagine pissing on your own face, works every time, you can thank me later
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>>60211364
>at bus stop
>qt girl keeps looking at me
>accidentally look at her
>she starts talking to me, asking about what i study (she somehow knew i went to the local college)
>make up shit
>bus comes, she gets on it
>expects me to sit next to her, sperg out and sit at the back
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how badly do people have to treat a dog before i can get it removed by the RSPCA?
>>
>>60211481
how do i join the "the movement"?
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>>60211481
>Weinberg

Wait a minute that card...
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>>60211492
LONDON
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
>>
Has there ever been proper scientific research done on yanks and why they are the way they are?

I feel like the world has to know.
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>>60211559
Because you created them
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>>60211559
Jews and Germ(an)s
>>
>>60211559

I Don't Know What Religious Group Invented Liberals: The Post
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>>60211492
literally can't tell if girl or little boy
>>
Doing a Corrie.
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>>60211504
you call or email the dog warden at the council, if the RSPCA is needed the warden will call them out not you.
>>
>>60211471
wew
I went to a pretty 'Liberal' university with a load of socialist clubs and NEVER seen any of the sort of stuff people post every day
idk what happens in the USA
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>>60211559
british genes
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>>60211084
At a house party
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Any spare (You)s going lads?
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Tough day at work lads, I had to confront my driver because of his bitching. He always complains but today he started implying I wasn't doing my job to other people and I had to shut that down right away. It didn't really escalate to anything, I told him making trouble wasn't making his job easier and he just complained some more and I had to do something else. It's still tiring and won't make the job any more fun in the future. How do you lads handle it?
>>
>tfw 1/4 Italian
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>>60211559
That's what happens when a country is born from Protestantism without having been imbued with Catholic values beforehand.
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>>60211559
Honestly, I was reading some Nietzsche the other day, and he said something about "all a man really needs is just a little power to be happy." That got me thinking. For decades, all the power has been in Europe and America. We have so much power and freedom, that we feel like we have none. And so, white liberals look for things like "gay rights" and "empowering women" to try to attain some power that they lack


does this make sense to anyone else desu?
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>>60211679
British sluts are awesome hahahaha
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wuld you a girl with lots of tattoos ?
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>>60211686
>my driver

What do you work as?

>>60211679
>>60211679
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>>60211710
Don't lump Europe in with America you fucking yank
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>>60211747
he's part of the 1%, so he has a chauffeur for his mobility scooter
>>
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
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>>60211747
I load trucks for a shipping company, entry-level job, working with dregs is the expectation.
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>>60211679
goal gf
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>>60211592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xxTBUuYDqg
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don't really like normies

reeee, to be honest with you
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>>60211784
You're going to be minorities in your own continent in 2 or 3 generations
>>
Is it possible to be successful on Tinder i.e convert likes into shags, if you are a boring fucker with no chat? I mean I am literally the most boring cunt out. The only thing my brain is capable of doing is shitposting.
>>
>>60211737
>blue hair and tattoos
literally bat shit crazy tier
>>
>>60211842
>>60211842
>>60211842
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>>60211837
so r u
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGPa5Ob-5Ps

really makes you think.....
>>
>>60211837
and it will happen much earlier in yankland
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>>60211848
Yeah if you're good looking

If you're average you need some patter
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>>60211799
kek

>>60211809
dregs are one thing
asshole dregs are another
>>
Got a couple of seedling pimples low on the back of my neck under my shirt collar and just absentmindedly fucked with them with fingers tainted by garlic butter/pizza grease, lads.
Can't make this shit up.
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>>60211809
You going to get your HGV license and drive lorries?
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>>60211981
Maybe, I just don't want to lose my job. The warehouse owners are a pair of twats that we have to go out of our way to make our jobs harder in order to please and they already don't like me. It'd be a pretty quick booting if rumors got around.

>>60212087
No, this is just a simple job for experience and savings. I haven't had luck finding jobs in other places so I had to scrape the barrel for someplace understaffed.
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