/polska/
what's the deal with runts?
JFs out
maisie
>>60206786
el columbANO
BIG
h-hi
back fro m chippy
got salt and pepper chips and chicken chow mein
janny is going to have a meltdown
me right now
Someone post that vocaroo I want to determine where this yank is from
t. expert on irish accents
>Colombia...
>le new thread Armenian man
Is this a L337 new gimmick?
>>60206843
my sister
>>60206843
FAT
>>60206798
Mate I know enough about accents to know when I hear a FUCKING YANK TWAT
You have 1 Great great great great great grandma who was Irish and now you think you were born and raised there
You aren't Irish and no matter jow much you cry about it you will NEVER be Irish
Now get over it and go do whatever Yanks do
>>60206843
HOT TIT
>>60206811
Gooks OUT
>yanks
YOU constantly obsess over Yanks.
Yanks NEVER think of YOU.
>>60206892
American (You)
>the Irish midlands
L M A O
It's not even a fucking thing he's just looked at the meme place his great grandad was from on the map and made up the term himself
>>60206728
>don't want to meet your momma just want to make you cumma
wow lewd as fuck
>>60206892
>>60206892
TIDDIES~~~~~~!!!
>>60206896
Just had a zoot
the gf
>the Irish midlands
WHERE LAD?
>>60206896
fuck off child nonce im literally from laois
i have 4 possibilities for you
1. youre a retard
2. youre a memester
3. youve never heard a midlands accent
4. youve never heard a yank accent
>>60206942
>It's not even a fucking thing he's just looked at the meme place his great grandad was from on the map and made up the term himself
its culchie country so you wouldng know it obviously
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midlands_Region,_Ireland
i suppose culchie is a made up word too right
>>60206939
>/brit/ is full of yanks begging it
>no regular brit posters in /cum/ apart from me every now and then where I make one shitpost and close the tab and am flooded with (You)s as they're just grateful for my presence
Hmmmmmm
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British men.
>>60206896
what if he converts to islam and moves to ireland
>>60206951
>Water beds
>>60207020
me on the left
gf and i
>>60207028
> im literally from laois
>>60207090
me on the left
>>60207031
its only because daytime /brit/ is the fastest general
>>60207090
Stop stealing our women you aussie TWAT
me on the left
>click on nederdraad
>post "small foamy beer.jpg"
>close tab
>>60207133
>the fastest general
Because everyone comes here, because we're the best.
>>60207028
Do a vocaroo right now
No putting on an accent
No singing
Read this comment out on vocaroo
>>60207113
yes, laois, with the slieve blooms, and the council housing dubliners in portlaoise, and the farmers and the bogs.
dont know how this is hard to comprehend
>>60207160
jesus christ! is that claire?!
why would an american want to be irish instead of american
>>60207113
so are you chinese or japanese?
I found someones phone in my hedge. One of the files on the sd card is
com.quran.labs.androidquran
What was meant by this?
Have I found a Muslim's phone?
Need some gay porn suggestions, lads
>>60207220
self-hate
Need an Owen Jones bf NOW
>>60207168
scoundrel
last resort plan: convert to islam and hang around my local mosque until one of the people there offer me an arranged marriage with one of their paki daughters
>>60207220
less chance of getting shot
but the chance of getting blown up goes up so i guess its a tradeoff
>>60207090
she looks DIRE here
>>60207208
yeah she got depressed when i dumped her for a hottie tho
>>60207220
american is like the "default" nationality of the world and therefore boring, it's like playing a human in wow
I'm black. I'm a nigger. My skin is of a brown shade.
>be a autistic NEET shut in
>whenever my sisters fiends come over I retreat to my room and don't come out
>I'm some sort of weird enigma to them apparently since I never leave the house or my room when they're over
>walking to my friends house, I'm stoned
>all my sisters friends are stood outside the paki shop
>suddenly I hear "HEEEY [my sisters name] BROTHER! Will you go in the shop for us?"
>"s-sorry I don't have my ID on me"
>I honestly didn't, I wasn't being a dick
>I walk away
>hear them laughing
>they start shouting stuff at me
>they start chanting something like "ANON IS A JENK, JENK, JENK, JENK. ANON IS JENK JENK JENK JENK"
>I couldn't really make out what they were saying because I had my hood up
>I don't even know what a "JENK" is
>literally nearly made me cry and made me have a panic attack because I was also stoned at the time
Fucking normies, LEAVE ME ALONE
CANT I LEAVE MY HOUSE WITHOUT PEOPLE GIVING ME SHIT? REEEEEEEE
>>60207176
>inb4 you just ignore it and say A YANK a bleedin YANK
miss real nigga hours, thailad is the best poster
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ws5HwJpkxL
and im aware my accent isnt "pure" from living abroad half my life but its certainly not american
>>60207286
>non-existent social life
>6063 likes
nice normie meme
>>60207286
fucking hell, women really do peak at 14
>>60207292
have you BLACKED any hot blonde teens yet?
>>60207347
rip
>>60207327
You don't sound Irish at all you absolute tosser. You sound American.
>>60207286
>My social life became virtually non-existent
>Let me check my social media and go on instagram
pediatrist wasn't too bad
just filed down the sides of my nails and packed cotton into them
>>60207292
stop impersonating me
>>60207327
Fuck off, yank.
>>60207228
Probably was used to set up a bombing and then disposed of
@60207363
knew youd say that
going to ignore your posts now since youre a shitposter
>>60207286
kek, what a fucking rotter
>>60207327
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
you sound like a yank bender
go star in some yank twink porno and get the fuck out of /brit/
you dont sound irish at all, you are 100% yank. and with a gay lisp at that
>60207420
have you NOT heard of apostrophes you fucking cretin
>>60207327
FOY with a lisp
>>60207327
>tries to put on the irish accent
>literally sounds like a standard yank accent with a hint of swiss
holy fuck just give up you pathetic murican runt
How often do you lads get a haircut?
>>60207324
*Gives you a hug*
i wish i had a good mic so i could get bullied on /brit/ for my vocaroos desu
>>60207327
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A BENDER HE'S A FUCKING BENDER AHAHAHAHA
HE THINKS HE SOUNDS IRISH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60207488
ask them to fuck my shit up
@60207433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jKG6wNF0Hu
@60207447
sounds like something prods eat
@60207460
@60207472
wahey
>>60207327
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT TERRIBLE IRISH IMPERSONATION, FACK OFF YANK!!!
>>60207327
the way you say Yank and retarded tells me you're a yank through and through
>>60207393
proof I'm not you?
>>60207372
you mean podiatrist
http://archive.is/QIexv
We all know Salon is one of the biggest sources of lulz in terms of politics, but this article literally takes the cake. Salon, specifically Amanda Marcotte, is pretty much admitting that she is against free speech, and that she wants anything negative about Muslims or anything that triggers SJW's to be banned completely from the internet. But wait it gets even better:
>This is one reason, no doubt, that the racial slur “dindu” and images of the Pepe the Frog figure have become so popular in white supremacist circles online. These words and images are new and therefore not well known outside of white supremacist circles, making it that much harder for moderation software and even human beings to interpret them correctly as hate speech and flag them for removal. Should the public start recognizing these signposts as well as they do the N-word or more famous racist imagery, white supremacists will just come up with some new racial slurs and images to communicate their ideas while avoiding moderators.
So yes, Pepe the Frog is now consider a meme for white supremacists according to Salon. The whole article is beyond hilarious, and it just shows you how much the left despises freedom of speech
>>60207286
>social issues and depression
>needs a hospital bed, an IV, heart monitor, and loads of machines to keep her alive
the oversocialized runt deprived of sustenance
>all these (You)s
you may think your memes are strong but i win in the end
>>60207496
Post anyway, Try and do the Irish accent like the Yank tried, you'd probably be better hahaha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntzamWtyTTU
>>60207327
OHHH GOSH DARN I DROPPED MY HAMBURGER ON THE SIDEWALK OOOOOH
>>60207324
>>60207327
>>60207508
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S A YANK WITH A FUCKING LISP PRETENDING TO BE IRISH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>short version of my name is Kie
>it's in my gamer tag and steam ID and stuff
>it's pronounced like Key
>playing multiplayer on mic
>Americans without fail will always pronounce it like Tie
>British people always get it right the first time
FUCKING YANKS
SAY MY FUCKING NAME RIGHT I DONT HAVE THE REQUIRED SOCIAL SKILLS TO CORRECT YOU
Less Than 500 of 163,000 Migrants Find Jobs In Sweden
'''Sweden’s state-funded broadcaster has revealed that of 163,000 migrants who came to Sweden, less than 500 have found jobs.
Sweden saw a record 163,000 applications for asylum last year as a result of the migrant crisis and many Swedes were assured that the new arrivals would contribute to the economy; but new research from Sweden’s state-owned SVT reveals that fewer than 500 migrants have found work.'''
>>60207324
Jenk = taint
>>60207327
for fucks sake
>>60207575
Never heard of it
>>60207545
Salon is a satire website
>>60207575
your name is kieran?
going to do a squelch
>>60207575
what kind of poofter name is kie and whats it short for
>>60207324
*laughs at you*
going to the gym LADS desu
>>60207569
You've got to be taking the piss, please tell me you've edited that
Wow
Oh well I guess I am a "jenk"
epic
I am nawt a yeannk, I am irish.
gaaawwwd i dont sownd anythaang like a yeannk
good jaaaaaab for nawt being able to distinguish between acennnnts
I AM NAWT A YEANNK
@60207508
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jKG6wNF0Hu
>S'i s'most s'sertainly s'don't havs a lisps
Hhahahahaaaaaa!!!!
>The EU - The Rape of the British Fishing Industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPQTW88BBh0
>The EU - Who is even in charge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPILwCEiNc
>The EU - Our MEPs are worthless and EU Parliament is a facade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIRM1qOZQPQ
>The EU - Our MEPs are worthless and EU Parliament is a facade
This is the most powerful video, give it a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBzUneW_6M4
guess my name lads
>>60207641
>kieran
*vomits*
its spelled ciarán
t. has a brother called that
and no one calls it key for short thats retarded
Where these runts keep getting their vuvuzelas I just cannot eve- HEY
GET BACK HERE YOU ROTTER
*fires shotgun wildly after a runt as it skitters away between the sheds tooting a horn loudly as it goes*
>>60207691
ali
>>60207641
Yeah
>>60207655
>>60207629
Very rude
>>60207589
Thought you couldn't get a job if you applied for asylum?
@60207687
a lisp is when you pronounce an s as a th
i usent to even be able to pronounce a th as i never heard it till i was 8
>>60207641
kieran
keran
kearn
kaern
karen
@60207695
stop fucking posting
>>60207723
No one shortens that wtf
>>60207743
>Usent
>>60207751
Kongou
>>60207751
He's got you there lad
Time to start your hormone treatment
>>60207687
>lishp
post more of these
Just got called a jenk in Greggs.
>>60207769
Seriously?
Yeah they do, I've played with dozens of people online and they always get it right and they also know what my name is. It's pretty common.
Creasing at this, just gets funnier as you go through them
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-39716070.html
>tfw gonna be gaming in 4k soon
>>60207806
>ahh yes, let me call them cuck and draw strawman paint comics. that'll show those darn SJWs!
fuel to the flame
>>60207784
i read it somewhere (usen't)
its a meme word but its handy
>>60207803
obviouthly never thpokeb to thomeone with a lithp
they turn an eth into a tee haich
getting a free ""smart"" thermostat lads
>>60207823
Ey lad
Don't be making fun of that, it was a very stressful and embarrassing situation for me
Have you ever been bullied by drunk 15 year olds before?
>>60207823
tell us what happened lad
>>60207865
FOB
>>60207835
For such a big looking house, the bedrooms seem really small
>>60207878
>what is political satire
>>60207892
How old are you? You could probably get one of them to nosh you off in a year
>AYE MOST CERTAINLY DO NAWT HAVE ANY KINDA LITHSP YER JUST MAKIN THAT UP
>>60207806
me with the finnish flag
Why the actual fuck isn't there a triple A Pokemon RPG on next gen consoles?
>'London' jihadi: 'I miss Greggs bakery after fleeing UK to join Isis in Syria
Reminder that jihadis love Gregg's so if your city has one you're probably safe
Sorry foreigners you're out of luck
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/london-jihadi-i-miss-greggs-bakery-after-fleeing-uk-to-join-islamic-state-in-syria-a3250996.html
>>60207903
got called a jenk in greggs
alri ladth im here for the banterful posth
>>60207954
BECAUSE FUCK YOU xD
>>60207936
18
I certainly do not want them anywhere near my penis
>>60207943
it would be ah most thertanley doo nawt thpayk with a liyuthp youre juwst maykin thet up
t. listened to yank accents for three years and knows what a lisp is
remember to vote leave!
>>60207977
*walks back out of primary school*
>>60207972
in greggs?
*gets out of bed and showers*
got called Islamist in Greggs today
>>60208003
bit defenthive mate it'th only a joke
Arabs have slags too
>>60207695
>pretending to know about Irish names
>spelled
FOY
>>60207996
Take some acid and achieve ego death. You'll realise none of this matters. It's time to open your third eye.
How I picture the average /brit/ poster
got called cheeky in nandos today lads
>>60207977
she looks 4ft tops
>>60207959
In Greggs?
gf posted this on the 'gram
>>60208041
would love this type of girl to absolutely fucking dominate me
>>60208007
Already have, so have my family, neighbours, street, village, town, county and country.
>>60208003
FOY
>>60208003
alri lad whatever you thay
>>60208035
jutht uthing my thtudieth of yankkind to help you with your memeth and meme acthethorieth
>tfw no qt labour activist gf
>>60208082
>>60208011
Yeah
>>60208064
How I picture the average yank
Bigotry does not mean hate. It means intolerance towards contrary opinions - you know, the thing the left are promoting.
>>60208041
i'm convulsing in repulsion desu
this is a grotesque uddered manbeast
it looks like it could actually be some forest monster wearing a human skin
waiting for its next prey suffering from extremely bad eyesight to get near
ready to pounce and make another skin suit
>>60208122
Looks like a champagne socialist, literal scum imo
>>60207806
>tfw no qt Jeremy corbyn strategist gf
How I picture the average yank.
>>60208128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
>>60208159
>You can't be working class and fit
Bigotry does not mean hate you mongs. It means intolerance towards contrary opinions - you know, the thing you're promoting.
average yank on 4chan Tbh
>>60208208
>>60208196
feel like watching one of those tlc shoes right now desu
Heading to the chippy lads, anyone want anything?
Reminder that this is our jezza's campaign manager
>>60208240
cornetto
>>60208069
>Nandos restaurants in the UK - 280
>Nandos restaurants in the AUS - 270
>>60208200
this joke would be considered "problematic" today
>>60208231
nice
>>60208251
Looks more Jeremy Kyle than Jeremy corbyn haha
just did a walk from the shops to my house carrying 9 rolls of bog paper
>>60208196
baffles me how some people get this obese
even eating a lot doesn't do this much
>>60208167
This one is funny af
>>60208125
*vomits*
>>60208054
my brother is called ciarán mate fuck off
and i use english and yank spelling interchangeably idgaf about one foreign dialect to another
Ship's kot in hammock
>>60208145
>>60208324
sleep tight meower
>>>/news/43190
so its pretty much over for the U.K right
>>60208326
>No Beurette gf
>>60208125
Would unironically gf the middle two
>>60208315
>there are no such things as variants to names
>i use english and yank spelling interchangeably
FOY
>>60208353
Khan is an idiot, pakis don't want to work for public transport they'd rather drive private hire cars.
Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!
>>60208353
This is from the 30th of March it's been through the news cycle already
>>60208375
>girls like that will never even look at you
why was I born ugly
>>60208447
pay them
>>60208417
me on the steps
>>60208415
ciarán is the only correct spelling. anything else is saxon trickery
Why don't leftists care when children get raped?
lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu
Need more foreign speakers on buses
>>60208417
>>60208459
hng
>>60208417
Communism and socialism have never truly been tried (I unironically would like to see what would happen if a first world nation converted to socialism, though I doubt it would work out any differently)
>>60208128
Sadly, I was in a taco place the other day and there was one literally this bad. And she smelled fucking BAD, to boot. They [the clinically morbidly obese, as opposed to the simply fat/obese] actually aren't that common, but you will see one eventually if you spend a month or two here and move around.
Cardiff to be honest.
>>60208353
honestly don't see why its an issue if there's a board of white people
it's not like TFL deals with fucking civil rights
>60208477
>I don't recognise the superiority of Anglo spellings
you're not welcome in /brit/ lad
>>60208417
what's wrong with this?
>>60208482
they have more important things to worry about, like peeing and pooping in the bathroom that matches their gender identity.
>>60208459
qt as fuck
>>60208076
>11 minutes
>1 like
actually pathetic
>no indian gf to poo in the streets with
the heal of a loaf of bread is low key the best slice
>>60208548
The first part of my post was ironic
>>60208478
>Ex-Yugo
>gommies
>>60208478
why is germany in red
>>60208478
Real communism actually hasn't been tried yet, but its still cancer anyway
>>60208549
irish language words anglicised look retarded and end up being mispronounced anyway
>>60208625
Cos of East Germany and the person making it was obviously too lazy to draw the border
can i get a pic for the 'gram?
>>60208478
And National Socialism was only tried once and instantly banned by Zionists
Really makes you think...
sick of seeing stupid images where cunts are pulling those duckfaces with the dog nose thingy
>60208640
Did I ask for your opinion?
Cardiff
>why yes I am Irish!
>My first language is English and I cant speak Irish though
>>60208657
Why does that dog filter exist
>it's another "school shooting in America" episode
Excellent
>>60208659
wew
>>60208417
>workingmen
Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation?! Did you just say workingmen instead of workingpeople when women are just as capable of starting a revolution?! Are you purposely trying to use words that assert your male privilege??
>>60208654
It wasn't socialist
