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Daily reminder that you will be miserable for your whole life and never experience things like a nice girl wrapping her arms around you edition
potato famine
>mfw someone under 25 complains about being a virgin
maisie
>>60214133
potato famine
>>60214050
But I have a gf
>>60214099
That was the Irish lasses right?
Any good telly on right now lads?
>>60214050
Women unironically make me sick
>>60214050
Yes because brit is all Pakis lmao
>I will most likely die alone
IRA did nothing wrong
>>60214050
me on the right
>>60214050
But I've had this happen
>>60214105
lol paki
>>60214050
>mfw grill wraps her arms around me like that but doesn't want to peg me
Japan and China are still on the eastern part of the Asian continent no matter what perspective you look at it from
How fucking thick can you be?
>and never experience things like a nice girl wrapping her arms around you edition
I did
trying to make cheese on toast but the effing grill keeps turning off after 30 seconds
Ggrreeeeoooooooo
>>60214175
potato famine
>>60214050
ive already experienced that
Is it just me or are irish worse than pakis
TEABAG FIRST
THEN WATER
THEN SUGAR
STIR
THEN MILK
THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
>>60214169
Fuck off you cunts had a higher immigration rate than us even before you took TWO MILLION refugees lmfao
>>60214172
>They always look so comfortable
>>60214050
had sex yesterday
girl wrapped her powerful legs around my neck and forced me to perform oral on her
Waifu Wednesday
post you're waifu
>>60214199
potato famine
>>60214205
just be yourself
>>60214224
TIGHTS
>>60214160
yeah, they were from ireland. not sure if they attended berkeley though
>>60214180
potato famine
is that girl wearing trackies?
>>60214219
Yeah they are way worse
>>60214239
Me on the left
>>60214221
>His "right wing" Party is not against shitskins
Lmaoing @ your life cunt
>>60214269
wwwwwwwwwwww
>>60214050
Fuck you, I can't believe it can be that bad.
>>60214050
but i have?
ABNORMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
Communism can't work in large, multicultural societies. People will always base others on the colour of their skin. You're deluded if you think otherwise.
>>60214165
bender
>>60214286
potato famine
im so london, im so south
look at this fucking dog
>>60214291
potato famine
>making out on girl's bed
>she slides her hand up your shirt and just goes absolutely mental clawing at it
wew
>>60214348
>Communism can't work
could have just stopped there
>>60214304
>2 million
>>60214365
potato famine
>>60214279
Doesn't take a Cal genius to realize you shouldn't have 6 people jumping on a balcony
>>60214355
potato famine
going crit reave raider in prophecy lads
>>60214224
doesn't look comfortable at all
i'd rather be talking to a woman or than having sex or cuddling
don't understand the slut culture of having physical contact among these days youth
nice guys like myself more interested in the intellectual side of things always get left out
tis' the ugliy truth of things as they stand now in the current era
>>60214348
communism in the traditional sense can not work because the revolution can no longer happen
communism must come from other means
>>60214357
>Average southerners
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-39716070.html
sell me this pen
Ah yes, much better.
>>60214422
>virgin detected
>>60214402
potato famine
unironically had sex with your mum
LMOA
>i'd rather be talking to a woman or than having sex or cuddling
>>60214455
Write me your number anon.
>>60214461
Need any pens bruv got fire
>>60214440
Made this post earlier
https://desustorage.org/_/search/text/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rightmove.co.uk%2Fproperty-for-sale%2Fproperty-39716070.html/
>>60214422
>tfw all I want is a cuddle
>>60214455
fuck off its 2016
>>60214455
that's your pen m8
>>60214455
i kill poleaboo if you buy my pen
>>60214357
prefer this to any of that kpop noncery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feNEFWDUxis
hate slit eyed subhumans with a passion
>>60214487
fat bags fire pens blueberry ink 10/10 hmu
>>60214480
potato famine
>>60214425
considering it's still based around "the workers" when majority of 1st world country people work in Tertiary sector and aren't in unions means it's virtually impossible to come about by any means
>>60214461
>getting rid of melbourne
VERY good lad
>>60214461
What happened to our best coast?
our hunter gatherer ancestors were the original capitalists
>>60214493
That's some /rr/ cuddling shit
>>60214492
Sue me bitch
>>60214385
No 1 Mio
Mr.
>4% Niggers
>5% Poo in Loos
>5% Various shitskins
>>60214527
maybe it doesn't need to come from the workers
maybe
>>60214527
potato famine
>>60214487
h-how about a penis? ;3
>>60214515
dem thighs hnnngh
You look different.
>the British "nationalist" parties are in favour of leaving their European brethren while doing nothing about third world immigration
LITERALLY wouldn't be able to make this up, it's too stupid for fiction
>>60214541
hunter gatherer societies were actually a form of primitive communism
Lesbian love is the purest form of love
Men are only useful as beasts of burden
getting a gf doesn't cure anxiety or depression
>>60214530
Both of your seaboards are pure cancer, besides maybe Washington and New Hampshire.
>>60214613
Shit sorry mate, forgot you guys existed.
>>60214565
You cunts were less white BEFORE taking in 2 million refugees
It was 1.1 million in 2015, 2m total now
>>60214613
>post another picture of cara babe
just applied to be a trainee computer technician lads really hope i get the job
h-haha...
>>60214606
50% of lesbians have experienced physical abuse at the hands of a partner
>>i'd rather be talking to a woman or than having sex or cuddling
>>60214613
my shadow on the right
>>60214515
that woman cannot dance
her movements are clumsy
>>60214606
literally this
>>60214515
>whites > asians > pakis/niggers
If you hate asians there's only one reason why
>>60214595
What are you in about?
The nationalists want to stay in the eu, leave the uk and import 3rd worlders by the hundred thousand :)
>>60214658
haha good thing im gay lol :)
>it's a mournful longing for something you can't be arsed to work towards edition
Cameron is a pig fucker
Khan is a pedophile worshiper
Obama is a Kenyan
tell me again why people would vote to remain? fucking slaves
thread is a bit shit at the moment
>>60214704
when is it not?
>>60214701
aaaaahhhhhhh yes
Reminder that you will never have this.
>thread is a bit shit at the moment
>>60214595
we threatened to allow refugees in their country by removing their coast guard in calais
pretty stoked about this since my mum lives there
no more refugees once brexit becomes reality :^}
they will all "accidentally" find their way in lorries and on boats direction britland
Thoughts?
>>60214461
Fuck off home slav
>>60214658
That's pretty fucking gay tbqh.
>>60214652
*hits post*
>>60214746
potato famine
>>60214739
>I will never breed
Thank fuck, we don't need more mistakes
>>60214702
Farage is a literal bankers bonus unregulated city elite controlled opposition
>>60214702
Because someone on the BBC said that people who are voting Leave are all raysis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0LPgxJ5jX8
This is unquestionable, the best JPN dance cover ever.
I would rather that I had chance to let my name live after me
Reminder poleaboo has been banned for 3 (three) days
http://4chan.org/bans
3 down
tights
>>60214758
only that low because people are leaving
she wants to see me again lads
I'm going to make it
>potato famine
I got a gf lads how does that make you feel
>>60214691
no there isnt
i consider asians to be animals somewhere in between cockroaches and rats
>>60214757
Ahh yes because we don't have our own coast guard
You fucking idiot
>>60214732
Varying layers of shit. Self-pity over women is near the bottom 2bh.
\why are Italians in London so insufferable? They need to fuck off hehe.
>>60214804
How do you know?
>But I have a gf
>Yanks actually think Trump is anti-establishment just because the mainstream media hates him
>>60214849
why did james throw yoghurt on her? bit rude desu
>>60214861
Reddit flags, he made that post
>>60214849
fuckkkkkkkkkkk
>>60214832
I've had one for over 7 years, big deal
>>60214658
well for the last one I have my mom
>>60214849
very milky cum
Lads should I quit my job and live the NEET life for the summer?
>>60214833
>t insecure black/paki jealous of asians
This was 10 years ago and before the refugee crisis
France is like 20% Muslim now desu
>>60214903
frog
>>60214880
You do know that you can set the reddit flags to be whatever you want, right?
>>60214807
Very silly post. Very silly.
>>60214455
(I slowly roll the pen between my index and thumb fingers.) When was the last time you used a pen?
This morning? What were you doing with it?
Signing a few customer contracts? Well I'd say that's the best use for a pen *laughs with customer*
Signing those customer contracts is probably the most important part of your business, isn't it? So shouldn't it be treated like one?
We grew up, our entire lives, using cheap BIC pens because they get the job done for grocery lists and directions. But we never gave it much thought to learn what’s best for more important events.
This is the pen for more important events. This is the tool you use to get deals done. Think of it as a symbol for taking your company to the next level. Because when you begin using the right tool, you are in a more productive state of mind, and you begin to sign more new customer contracts.
>>60214934
Yeah sure thing Amer
>>60214944
this took you ten minutes?
Business idea: Pursue my psychologically damaged sister for sex
>>60214758
I thought Tones stopped the boats
>>60214050
white skin + white skin looks boring as fuck
>>60214920
nice strawman :^)
>>60214934
he made the same post on /britfeel/ too
anyone else proud of their cums?
I have to say I'm a great cummer, a very big load that comes out with a good deal of force
have to look at people's bank statements at work. always laugh when i see they've bought albums on itunes.
Reminder that we can go to America and literally get any woman to fuck us just by opening our mouths.
>>60214841
shh
they are stuck into my country by tens of thousand because of a treaty made with europe in mind
me and some fishermen lads in calais are already getting contacts among the refugees
to get them in a boat and on english soil
20 a piece twice a week at night for a small fee obviously :^}
>>60214758
Ahh yes and nigel goes on about wanting an Australian style immigration system
Fucking lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2I6vdzgts
wtf I hate america now!
>>60214944
*holds index finger up to you whilst I type something into my blackberry and smirk*
what? sorry I wasn't listening
keep having intermittent power cuts that last about 10 minutes
Not a fan
>>60215001
not enough cellulite for you Favelamonkey?
>>60215042
don't fancy getting fucked in the mouth by an american woman
>>60215001
this desu
>>60215042
oh no, not our precious american women
>>60215001
ur mum didn't look so boring on my dick
>>60215087
If the fan isn't causing it then check the socket
>>60215087
i'm a big fan, me
STOP TELLING MAN YOU'RE MY COUSIN
>>60215106
Exquisite post
me and the lads touring europe
>>60215086
*says it again*
>>60215075
Germany, Russia, Switzerland, Norway and Liechtenstein did the same thing
Have done benzos on 8 of the last 30 days
What kind of chair is everyone sitting on lads?
>>60215017
>he's hit the nail right on the head
>I'd best call his argument a strawman
Please don't tell me you actually call women "love" you sexist pigs.
>>60215144
BLOODY
RACIST
>>60215118
Blow me
>>60215087
do you live in yankland?
>>60214175
I hold that the IRA only did one thing right,
when that one drug dealer was murdered by the IRA and that is arguable if you have a libertarian point of view that society should not step in in matters of narcotics.
I think society could step in for cause of narcotics, shot the dealer, ok scored 1 is all.
"You should wait for the Queen's Officers to take care of it" yeah well we Yanks did not do that our time around, but distances and logistics and technology were all so completely different for our unique case.
>>60215179
when
>>60215044
Not even joking I've unironically reported you to the government
https://www.gov.uk/report-smuggling
Enjoy getting arrested like sheikh did
>>60215162
Office chair, black and very squeaky
>>60215157
wtf i hate germany, russia, switzerland, norway and liechtenstein now!
Currently listening to Mario 64 Vapourwave
>>60214481
>>60214401
>>60214303 (foy)
>>60214373
>his waifu is 3D
>>60215162
Well it'd have to be a bloody big one if everyone were to sit on it
IMPORTANT
POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10371679
http://www.strawpoll.me/10371679
http://www.strawpoll.me/10371679
>>60215212
reporting myself for smuggling 8 litres of vodka from spain and walking through the nothing to declare section
>>60215152
*looks at you with disdain*
uh yeah look mate I don't have time for this can you just scan and bag my shopping like you're supposed to?
>>60215203
>IRA
>kill 1 drug dealer
>1
The IRA single-handedly prevented heroin from becoming a thing in Northern Ireland by executing anyone caught with it.
http://news.sky.com/story/1705443/two-killed-in-murder-suicide-on-ucla-campus
camera footage of the shooters
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
>>60215173
>he's exposed my logical fallacy
>I'd best continue to insist I'm right so that I can greentext his rebuttal
Reminder that Remain will only win if teenagers and students turn out to vote in record numbers which obviously won't happen
We're coming out lads
>>60215203
lmao, you're ethics are fucked. Make sure you never get a passport like the rest of your countrymen.
>>60215235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoUrpmnaZVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOPxy7lUyvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXHiu9yg5Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lIEWEdbwcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60RJEKhDjHM
>>60215162
AND AS I CLIMB INTO AN EMPTY BED...
...OH WELL...
ENOUGH SAID
>>60215212
im behind seven proxies btw
say hello to any syrian you'll see in the coming months ;^]
I'm determined to become a semi-normalton
suck me
>>60215253
I do but I'm a southerner
can't go wrong with being cheeky and casual mate
bet you call them milady
>>60215253
Feel like you have to be at least 25+ years old to call a woman "love"
Still wouldn't do it then but I just cringe at some 18 year old saying it.
>>60215253
I live in Portsmouth and I say love all the time
>>60215331
*sucks you*
>>60214234
picts or it didn't happen
>>60215321
This is exactly the same smug arrogance sheikh has before getting arrested
Seriously though enjoy prison
Post your dogs.
>>60215042
only true if you're good looking
Too many filthy northerners ITT. I'm out.
t. supreme londoner
>>60215311
Very high back on that chair. Is it comfy?
>>60215271
kill me
>>60215311
>tfw mine started making weird noises
barely have it for a year now while my old shitty chair lasted me almost 8 years ree
>>60215282
>be yank
>go to university
>get shot
>>60215342
brandon?
>>60215374
when
>>60215370
inshallah
just had a wank
thought of you lads :)
>>60215162
a bed
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>>60215356
both rip now
>>60215420
bit gay
>>60215354
I will enjoy my illegal immigration aiding and abetting money :D
>>60215387
Chantelle?
>>60215370
You're 104 times more likely to be non-white than a non-londoner, LMAO!
>>60215356
fucking hell mate is it alright for him to be off the life support for that long?
How do you lads feel about non-white gfs?
>>60214682
and thank you for no sob on this one
Plus, just thank you absolutely.
>>60215455
no this is nazir
It's my birthday wahey
>>60215454
Is that a knock at the door? Better go and check before they knock it down
Heard they take people smuggling quite seriously
>>60214682
>DUDEWEEDLMAO : The girl
>>60214658
I'm fucking dying
>>60215483
are swiss people white?
https://twitter.com/JaredWyand/status/735593797199896576
Jesus christ yanks
>>60215471
He'd make it so you're the one on life support, mate.
fucking specimen
>>60215483
Does she got a booty?
If yes, I'll take it
I hate it when brits say "mate". Like, dude, you aren't australian lmao. Cut that shit out.
>Why yes, Trump may be a 'billionaire', but so would I my dear with favourable economic circumstances, hindsight and entrepreneurship.
gonna sniff a line and go to pres
bye x
Oliver Cromwell was a genocidal maniac who was no match for Éireann.
quite enjoy listening to energetic latino music even though I dunno what they're saying haha
>>60215471
Rasheed
>>60215563
absolute madman
wife material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHuPKkbZu4
>>60215448
top qts
>>60215568
can you post some please? i like latin music
>>60215555
hehe nice :3
>>60215545
>you're teaching your kids to be rapists
what did he mean by this
>>60215546
good post
>>60214682
jesus, i've forgotten what it is like to kiss someone
>>60215347
would that turn you on mate?
>>60215522
i'm sure they have too much work and a pretty insignificant cyberbrigade, not mentioning the fact i don't see french police giving two fucks seeing the trouble the refugees have been giving them for years
>>60214050
delet this
>>60215545
>Don't have citizenship
>Waving foreign flags and abusing citizens
Literally an invasion
dogs are shit tier pets
the grinch wearing a mask holding a gun
yanks out
>>60215638
Yes
>>60215274
Well I did not read about it except one,
maybe that exposes how little I follow that news.
>>60215642
Well 2 people trying to smuggle into the UK got arrested last week and someone from /brit/ has been arrested for posts he made here before so theyre definitely gonna take it seriously
Good luck, nothing personnel kid
feels lads
>girl texted me today for the first time in months
>it's some bitch named kiersten who got the wrong number
>it's literally more likely that some girl i dont know gets the wrong number than some girl i do know asking for my number from a third party and texting me
>>60215680
'dog people' are shit too.
>>60215545
>THIS is the country that makes fun of the 5% muslim population
lmao
>>60214234
you're that same degenerate who is always going on about going down on women?
>>60215545
feels good living in a civilised country
>>60215680
How was the boat ride from Calais Rasheed?
>>60214682
I wish someone would kiss me like that :(
that lad from /v/ who went to prison is on channel 5
brit btw just have a yank flag
>>60215306
That would bear debate, but what; start three more threads?
>>60215601
ty netherlad
>>60215755
>Kiersten
impressively shit name
>>60215753
What's this from?
>>60215779
idktfb
>>60215680
this
Eating a pizza from Asda and I'm not fucking impressed..
I'm gonna give the fat bastard that makes them a right old fucking next time I'm in.
Hey my british predecessors whats up
could you do your old pal a huge favor?
i need to borrow one of your accents
i just need one person to read this tounge twister as fast as they can on vocaroo
Look around and tell me do you really wanna jump inside that mothafuckin prison
For the animals that drink a pint and to the final crew to get inside
The club and jump into a bottle like a bowl of water hold up buddy can I get a
plz respond
Wew lad
>>60215599
>ASOS
dropped
Bailed out again on going to the pub alone and making friends
How sad am I lads
uk is gay
>>60215837
literally all of them have some fucked up haircut
why?
>>60215791
>Lol Youre Muslim !!!!!!!
Is that the best argument you have?
Just admit that dogs are fucking shit pets
>>60214050
It feels weird when someone hugs you this way
>>60215865
Only Muslims dislike dogs though
>>60215837
looks like that chump who got doxxed the other week
>>60215837
/r9k/ for sure
Imagine all the twitter people talking about how all white people are mass shooters right now
>>60215680
VERY good post
English woman explaining why she had to give up on English femme men boyz and is dating Muslims instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
>>60215837
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
Never trust a """man"""" who does not like dogs.
>eating something
>put hot sauce on it
>don't finish it
>let dog finish it
>mfw he start smacking his lips because the hot sauce burnt his mouth
>>60215837
beta uprising has begun
>>60215835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12uFKIY7nCd
>tfw you do find a gf but she eventually comes to find you repulsive and slowly drifts away
>>60215638
With ice cream
>>60215863
youve been memed i think
isnt that a pic of the bloke from the "youre a white male" vid
>>60215745
>rejoicing at the loss of freedom of speech
britcuck lmao
>>60215863
because fuck you thats why
>>60215837
Why is it always white people
>>60215837
>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
>>60215918
Oh boy, this has some serious meme potential
>>60215859
>going to the pub and making friends
not really a viable way of making friends desu.
Reminder black people commit 80% of gun murders in the US
>>60215947
bit awkward
>>60215545
what the fuck is wrong with people
>>60215837
hahahahahaha
>>60215943
Kek
>>60215947
fucking hell, lads. I thought I was posting in the USA general for a second there.
>>60215837
literally looks like this guy
>>60215951
Enjoy your time in prison haha x
>>60215837
definite robot
>>60215859
>1 plate
Do you seriously believe a gf would accept a bf who can't do at least 5 plates ?
>>60215753
where is this from? i must know
>>60215933
OH MY FUCKING GOD HE JUST THREW UP EVERYWHERE!!
HOW DO I FUCKING CLEAN THIS??
>>60215918
>>60215954
the first comment is hammer on the nail anyway
she was looking for a controlling asshole and she found one
New thread:
>>60216081
>>60216081
>>60216081
you if you were given 1 million dollars - buy some ex council flat and live the rest of your life wanking to chinese cartoons and living off a supply of wotsits
trump when he was given a million dollars - created a real estate empire that made him a mutlibillionaire, securing his familys future forever and giving him a platform to become the leader of the strongest country on earth and change things for the better
>>60216055
Oslo, 31. august
now fuck off paki
>>60216093
Hahaha
>>60216116
thanksla
>>60216093
>cant even make a proper thread
MENTALLY ILL
>>60216114
Trump isn't a billionaire
>>60216189
>>60216189
>>60216189
Real new
>>60215947
What's the context of this webm? Isn't that the guy who does movie reviews?
>>60216209
yes he is
>>60215501
Happy birthday mate
>>60214050
Sounds good to me
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