Be American get shot edition
crayon pop
cara
real thread here:
>>60216081
>>60216081
>>60216081
>>60216224
fuck off retard
>>60216205
really really like this pic of her
>>60216224
everyone laugh at this spastic
>>60216224
Mong
>>>/tv/70319627
must defecate, friends
thanks
ill post here
>>60216205
would like to put my penis inside of her if you know what i mean
real >>60216081
>>60216262
Nope. no evidence for it
>>60216224
Fucking idiot
>>60216189
>making it a general, so you don't get banned
Clever
keep your hate speech off this general
keep your hate speech off this general
keep your hate speech off this general
you if you were given 1 million dollars - buy some ex council flat and live the rest of your life wanking to chinese cartoons and living off a lifetime supply of wotsits
trump when he was given a million dollars - created a real estate empire that made him a mutlibillionaire, securing his familys future forever and giving him a platform to become the leader of the strongest country on earth and change things for the better
isn't that the "WHITE MALE!!!" guy?
Do amount of fillings have anything to do with how little you crush your teeth?
Because I'm not that on top of brushing my teeth and I have no fillings. While many people these days do seem to have fillings.
who /heem/ here
>>60216189
Real thread.
>>60216311
potato famine
>>60216224
>>60216297
what a fucking spastic
>>60216311
potato famine
>>60216313
I'd probably become a billionaire unlike Trump
/willies of brit/ when lads?
I bet Cara is a shit shag desu.
>>60216301
fuck off lyin hillary
>>60216366
Probably because she's a lesbian
>>60216366
Probably because she's gay.
fucking knew it
>>>/r9k/28979158
>>>/r9k/28979158
>>>/r9k/28979158
>>60216368
not an argument
Trump isn't a billionaire
>>60216313
i would use that million to make a putsch and execute my country ruling class desu
i would get access to secret military bunkers with an army of mercenaries and launch all the nukes on the habitual preset targets
Chipped my front, bottom tooth a few months ago and getting it fixed tomorrow. Said he's gonna have to put a pin in it to support the filling or whatever he's gonna use.
Kind of excited.
>>60216360
fuck off retard
http://www.forbes.com/donald-trump/#30ebb713790b
hi /brit/ xd
>>60216333
khalid
![XYwcQIM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p5S0Sxe.jpg "XYwcQIM[1].jpg")
>>60216189
is this a meme or did Aids Skrillex really start shooting people?
>>60216313
heh, trump would be missing out
>>60216434
haha hi CUM (like semen LOL)
;dddd
Thoughts on the so called tatler tory?
do i sign up to shemale japan or ts seduction?
Just found a Somalian's phone in the bushes.
>>60216423
Trump is such a huge fucking faggot cunt.
Oh my god, I wish I could kick his stupid fucking face in and get away with it.
>>60216450
what?
one of the victims of the shooting was a belgian student, apparently it was his first day in American uni
christ, literally
>go to America
>get shot
>>60216443
asif
>>60216482
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>60216483
he said you're gay m8
>>60216423
Nope, not the sufficient evidence
he's not a billionaire, the only man we know to have seen his tax returns says he not, last year he claimed a tax break that only people who make less than 500k a year can claim
he is not a billionaire
>>60216482
not an argument
>>60216445
don't worry he only killed WHITE MALES
>>60216491
>belgian
nothing of value was lost
>>60216506
why do brits hate yankis so much ???
>>60216502
>he's never heard 'faggot' in the UK
When did you last leave your house?
>>60216401
Holy shit, I went to Santa Cruz and know people that went to UCLA
>>60216506
LOL REKT
If it was AIDS Skrillex, I would lose my mind
>shooter was from /r9k/
>posted a picture of his cat yesterday
What will happen to his cat?
Will it eventually starve and die?
>>60216556
FOY
Found text messages from my fiancé and another guy on her phone. Explicit messages.
Due to get married in September. We dated for the last 8 years
8 years of my life wasted with the exact same girl. Dated her all through UNI and never cheated
>>60216401
santa cruz is pretty far from UCLA
>>60216518
>hurr durr i heard this one guy who said hes seen his tax returns said so therefore im gonna believe him instead of forbes
just stop
>>60216401
Santa Cruz =/= UCLA
>>60216589
is there any proof he is from r9k?
>>60216482
rasheed
>>60216610
Cry more
Trump is not a billionaire
reeeee why did our footy team decided to git gud after the euro quali's
>>60216556
fuck off yank
>>60216446
potato famine
>Trump isn't a billionaire
>>60216645
not an argument
>Started dreaming about her staying over at mine because she's stuck in the city with no way home and she gets scared for one reason or another and cuddles up to me for security
>2009 was 7 years ago
I used to listen to this song all the damn time back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdg4_IBIVAQ
Holy fuck my life is a waste now.
>>60216682
Why are british "men" so pathetic?
>>60216675
still awaiting your argument
>>60216682
she sounds like some sort of cat
>Cry more
>Trump is not a billionaire
>>Trump isn't a billionaire
>I'm a "Christian" "deist" whose "opinions" "matter"
>>60216604
turn this problem into an opportunity
invite him over and let him plow your wife while you watch
Trump isn't a billionaire
>be socially retarded in school
>be average as fuck
>tons of acne
>extremely low confidence
>leave school
>do nothing but NEET for 3 years
>would go months without leaving house
>become utterly socially retarded
>turned life around
>bloomed late as fuck
>become very handsome
>took me over 2 YEARS to develop my social skills from scratch to the point where I actually felt like I fit in
>still be shit with women
I can make small talk and don't get embarrassed around them but that's as far as it goes, yet when I have a drink I become the most obnoxious, narcissistic prick ever. I just want some middle ground.
>>60216709
my argument is that forbes and other reliable sources say he is and he is easily a billionaire when valuing his properties and your """"""""argument""""" is you heard some anecdotal story about how some guy saw his tax returns
there is nothing wrong with communistm though
>>60216604
So what's the issue? You dump her and move on with your life. Bullet dodged. What's the problem?
>>60216739
potato famine
>>60216780
Forbes has never seen Trumps tax returns, they're valuation of his wealth is entirely guessing
you don't have an argument
Trump is not a billionaire
>>60216716
>"sounds"
>mfw Americans can't see Trump for what he really is
Why are Americans so easily brainwashed and indoctrinated?
>>60216763
don't drink as much you fucking idiot
>>>Trump isn't a billionaire
>>60216763
>5/10 that thinks he's a 9/10 virgin detected
each day convinces me that women are a little more retarded than I previously thought.
>>60216763
>2 years
Really? I found social interactions come quite naturally, provided someone else starts them for me.
>>>>Trump isn't a billionaire
>>60216837
potato famine
>>60216816
fuck off paki trump is based
brits are really racists....they even hate other whites..like the irish
going to treat myself to a new dildo
i'm thinking suction cup and thick
>2016
>he doesn't watch gf simulators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcCtVaAhhUc
Nothing to lose at this point.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Trump isn't a billionaire
>>60216815
>implying both her and I aren't dog people
>>60216482
NOT
>>60216879
haha destroying the global economy with stupid protectionism is so based xDD
Trump isn't a millionaire
Trump unlike Hillary is not a billionaire
![Lenin_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tC12ywh.jpg "Lenin_1[1].jpg")
>>60216313
>securing his familys future forever
Until the revolution comes
>>60216879
trump is just the same shit as Hillary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Canberra_(aircraft)
During its delivery from the Boeing factory in Seattle in the United States to Sydney, Australia, it made a non-stop flight from London Heathrow Airport to Sydney Airport. As of February 2015, this remains the longest non-stop un-refuelled flight by an airliner
>>60216896
got tingles off like one ASMR video months and months ago but never again since. Quite frustrating.
>Trump isn't a billionaire
>>60216914
>he believed the free trade meme
>>60216914
who cares it would be good craic if we had another massive recession
>>60216482
if you don't stop shitposting ur gonna be late for evening prayers
>>60216939
>juan giving his opinion
kek
>>60216842
Just because you're average doesn't mean everyone here has to be.
You're not even British, so fuck off.
>>60216858
I was really bad with social interactions before I became a NEET, but then I went like 3 years with barely any other human contact other than my family.
Completely fine now. Got a full time job, mates, make decent money and generally enjoy life. Just wish I could get some fanny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LjCS9Qhto
>>60216816
>indoctrinated
you idiot. trump is a moderate version of how americans actually feel
*begins playing the pakistani anthem on the tuba*
>>60216189
There isn't any suspected pictures up on the local LA news sites
Where did this come from?
Nice Cup of Tea
>>60217007
maybe because my country border the US
>>60216967
>he's unironically a moron who believes in protectionism
>>60216896
>women are making money on the sole fact an incommensurable number of men are desperate for any kind of emotional link even of the faked artificial and whorish sort
ah
yes
>>60216812
>>60216896
>implying I don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430Gm_vBZvw
>>60216939
>Mexican Intellectual
>>60216982
potato famine
new favourite webm
>>>/gif/8658272
>>60217026
Essentially a right wing and grown up Alexander Jahans desu
>>60217059
yeah youre just scared there will actually be a border
swiss girl just sent me a photo of some fancy dinner shes having with her mates and they're drinking cans of thatchers and speckled hen thinking its fine english booze
silly fucking jfs
>>60217085
>>60216956
Used to get tingles at the opticians every time from the age of about 7. Years later I see this phenomenon given a name and then people saying it's a meme that doesn't really exist lmao.
>>60217073
haha good post Reddit!
Poleaboo is watching shitty TGWTG films with a few anons in an sync
Feels good
This is how he would spend his nights before he was arrested
>Essentially a right wing and grown up Alexander Jahans desu
>>60217060
>he unironically wants to give away all his countrys jobs to china and india because some kike in the 70s said it was a good idea
>My arsenal consists of a Beretta, glock 19 and a shotgun. You guy aren't so bad.
>only got 2 kills
what
a
shitter
>>60217098
>linking to posts instead of files
typical dumb yank
>>60217116
there's a border already....and even if trump militarize the border....having the visa for cross legally into the US is not that hard as many amerifags believe
:DDDD
>>60217178
Protectionism causes tariff dead weight loss and makes us all poorer
There's a reason essentially every economist supports free trade
>>60217238
QEPD....
>>60217224
>militarize
fuck off yank
>>60217178
>implying anybody in ur cunt wa
>>60217111
>Stefan
>Grown up
He has the politics of a 3 year old child
Somebody posted here last week about lying in a job interview about speaking Chinese but actually not speaking a word of it and everyone at work thinking he does.
Someone stole that story and posted it on Reddit and got a fuck ton of karma and attention from it and even got linked in bestof. Unless of course it was the same guy.
>>60217026
he only does it for the (You)s
>>60217224
why are you still in mexico then?
Reminder that zac goldsmith's sister married a Pakistani, changed her last name to Khan and converted to Islam
Literally writes itself
>>60217309
even /pol/ hates him, i do not know why
>>60217291
#TRIGGERED
>>60217256
t.Shlomo Kikeburg
>>60217309
N A A
A
A
>>60217256
yes, good goy, tariff dead weight loss, that must be it
Anyone watching this thing on tv about ageing? Apparently white people get wrinkles more easily than blacks
If he wasn't a violent dictator Mugabe would probably be doing anti-ageing cream adverts. He's 92
>>60217379
Black don't crack
>>60217323
link to reddit post and archive post
>>60217309
What's this i see? A NON ARGUMENT
why yes, it IS
>>60217323
Fucking Dormers. If i ever see that runt in the street he's getting a slap.
>>60217198
not even a yank
>Why yes, I am too important to click once before viewing a webm. I value my time too much to lower myself to this level.
>>60216763
just be yourself
im fat, ugly and autistic, ive had a gf before
also im rich
>>60217379
black don't crack
>>60217256
t. Did one economics module at uni that didn't touch on real world trade and now thinks he's an expert
Free trade isn't always good or optimal
>>60217224
trump wants to keep the most dangerous out
The literal rapists and drug cartel members that have already been deported
feel like this girl is mad at me for no reason lads
why are they like this
>>60217379
black don't crack
>>60217378
>>60217372
>>60217442
yeah do some research next time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z11kpkf2c7c
When the lads wanna go for a cheeky nandos but you don't get paid by JD til next Friday
>>60217309
I meant grown up as in older. And a voice that's actually cracked
His videos are basically the same
>No real point
>Rambles on. Normally about half an hour longer than they need to be
>Normally unscripted
>Weird attempts at humour
>Infantile political opinions
etc
>>60217443
>a billionaire
>wanting to stop the ""war on drugs""
nah
need to make din dins
>>60217477
I liked Milo when he was a conservative, before he started supporting Trump
JUST BE YOURSELF
>>60217379
Black don't crack
>>60217465
Yes you've confirmed my post
Free trade would always be good if the world was theoretical but it isn't
>>60217465
>m-muh graph muh kike professors showed me
>>60217442
Even lefty economists like paul krugman support free trade
>>60217465
ah yes, I'm sure that graph is peer reviewed
>>60217379
blacks take crack
this face is probably the last thing ill see when I die
>>60217477
ill watch this very important video right away and i'll let you know my thoughts on it asap
would you, /brit/?
What do normies do when they're on their own? Do many normies past the age of 23 still live at home?
>>60217183
BRAND NEW BERETTA
CAN'T WAIT TO LET IT GO
WALK UP IN MY LABEL LIKE
WHERE THE CHEQUE THOUGH
>>60217026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CM_--di7L8
>>60216189
>Be American get shot edition
http://www.vice.com/read/america-started-the-summer-off-with-a-massive-wave-of-gun-violence
Seven mass shootings to celebrate summer.
>>60217564
I remember reading his blog on the Telegraph about 2011 or so when he was just a random tech journalist. Then he realised being a flamboyant faggot had its uses
>>60217529
Uhhhh
r u literally retarded
alri
Name a bigger mad man in this country
>>60217627
would I what?
>>60217601
There's a difference between having some free trade and having universal free trade with every country
>>60217664
u know i am right
>>60217634
internet, tv, housework
>>60217592
anti-Semitism isn't an argument
>>60217586
>>60217602
Pretty much every single economist supports free trade
>>60217627
ask her if she'd like an ice cold beverage
>>60217425
I've got a decent job but it seems all the girls I like have got boyfriends and that just seems like hard work. There is this one girl in particular who I really fucking like. Greta face, great body, great personality and has actually admitted that she likes me but her boyfriend is a grade A cunt who pretty much imprisons her.
Was funny last week. Was talking to this girl who is pretty fucking fit and I was telling her that I've been working my arse off lately with overtime. She was like ''oh, I bet the money is so good''. I just smirked and was like ''yeah, it's ok'', not wanting to brag but her eyes still LIT UP.
Women just love money...
What language should I learn, lads?
>Managed to get home early from work
>Did nothing but shitpost on here
Fuck you guys
>>60217627
>scottish
>communist
>feminist
no thank you
>>60216518
>last year he claimed a tax break that only people who make less than 500k a year can claim
You think Trump lakes less than 500k a year?
Need a depressive Irish bf
>>60217712
As I said it isn't either you have free trade with every country or free trade with no countries
Moderation is key and optimal in so many things
>>60217680
Is this the guy that sells weed on the DN?
How the fuck does he get away with it? Look at all those parcels!!
>>60217748
Pascal
>>60216858
FONT
/brit/ is the benderest general BY FAR
>>60217747
>Greta face
>>60217712
as the other lad has stated and which you continue to ignore is that free trade is good to an extent. unlimited free trade sounds great in theory but it isn't in real life
what trump proposed isn't an end to all free trade
>>60217762
brits and americans are without a doubt the biggest anti-marxist persons
>>60217770
Well either that or he's cheating on his taxes then
which is it?
>>60216189
How crazy am I for wanting this to be real
>>60217774
here
>>60217788
>>60217828
Yeah let's go the Trump route and destroy the global economy for "moderation"!
>>60217529
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>60217701
Billionaires would be able to get more BONUSES if the drugs were harder to come by.
>>60217853
Kev on the bottom right?
>>60217802
Nah he's sending off his 'dank of England' clothing range but he's still a nutter
Here's the same plant a month ago
>trump is NOT a billionaire
>>60217774
I could be that if you don't mind a 3 inch willy
Damn, really makes you think.
it was in a gun free zone and in a state with universal background checks, the second strictest anti gun state in the union
similar to how in belgium and france laws did not prevent mooselimbs with ak47s from running amok. Laws don't prevent stuff, they only make it so you can put people in jail afterwards
*rearranging lifestyle to please third eye*
>WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>60217897
F-flacid right lad?
>>60217897
It will tower next to my 2 inch willy babe xx
>>60217853
>I can actually see you
*takes her glasses off*
Are you sure chinky?
>>60217897
Oh
Never mind then
>>60217853
>I can actually see you
Wow really? I unironically thought Asians were blind and used super sensitive ninja hearing to navigate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzOmmTCKvxI
Do you guys have a man crush?
I'm 100% straight and the thought of fucking a man in the arse turns my stomach but there is a guy I work with who I find quite attractive. He's ruggedly handsome and very charismatic.
>>60217933
kek
i was actually unsure of wether it was a fake or not for at least three seconds
>>60217832
using tax loopholes
he's known for doing that
would you?
>>60217937
Thank God they have all those guns in France to prevent terrorist attacks
>>60217945
heh I wish
>>60217951
dunno the church frowns on gayness but I am quite lonely :-/
Need a homophobic french bf
>>60218004
ahh great another video, thanks for posting
>>60218016
It may as well be with what he's been saying.
>>60218009
just imagine how attractive women find him
now imagine being him
>>60218021
ah so he's a tax cheat, nice
>in shop with girl from work
>give her a couple of quid to pay for my coffee
>'no it's my treat'
>refuse to take it
>puts her hand right in my jeans pocket to return the coinage
why are they such eternal teases lads.
>>60217933
Is he filming in an auto parts shop to try and seem like he's not a fat cat billionaire who's so far out of touch with the common man?
>It is becoming clear how ruinous U.S. global trade and tax policies have been. Yes, Americans have benefited from the lower prices and increasing variety of imported goods. But the nation has been running unprecedented trade deficits, now at about $500 billion a year, or 3 percent of gross domestic product.
>The United States lost an estimated 2.4 million jobs to China trade alone from 1990 to 2010 while running the largest trade deficits with that country in recorded history. As companies moved good jobs to countries, like China, with low wages and scant environmental or consumer protections, entire communities in the United States were savaged. Economists estimate trade with low-wage countries has lowered blue-collar workers’ wages about $1,800 a year. Displaced workers lose incomes, homes, marriages, hope — and suffer through stunningly slow adjustments, often to lower-income jobs.
>Factory employees are seen working in the plant of General Motors in the city of Silao, in the state of Guanajuato, Mexico in this November 25, 2008 file photo. The specter of bankruptcy hanging over automakers in Detroit is also stoking fears in Mexico, whose car industry is heavily dependent on the U.S. Economy. Mexico was the world's 10th-biggest car producer in 2007, building cars for most of the world's top car makers, but exports are slackening as the United States goes through its worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.
>The benefits of trade accords have flowed largely to corporate balance sheets, to investors and to high-level executives. Workers, meanwhile, have suffered a loss of wages, security and power.
>>60218031
>lowest in western europe
>0 (null) terrorist attacks
>>60218084
because girls love attention and to be naughty
they literally can't help but flirt and play around with guys
>>60218075
I'm actually quite attractive myself and don't have any trouble with women. I wish I was as charismatic as him though.
He's actually married with a kid to a woman way below his league. WAY below.
who /ancient fag/ here
>>60218031
They don't have the right to use them for self defense
