Compassionate conservative edition
cara
finally found something i can't wank to
http://spankbang.com/knwt/video/barebackstudios+anya+olsen+in+natural+harvest+ice+breaker
>>60320949
>finally found something i can wank to
>spend lots of time some sort of community online
>get banned
>ask why I'm banned
>'nobody likes u, you try too hard to be liked and you wont be missed'
Ah yes. Suicide for me I think.
brother nero
Rugby
>>60320969
lmao
not sure who posted this but was absolutely screeching
>>60320893
was it you talking about cheese in last bred caralad? what do you recommend I try next time?
Did you know?
Here in Hueland there is an expression called
"For the english to see"
It means that we should keep appearances and do stuff superficially so people won't notice how bad things actually are.
>>60320969
This has happened to me irl, my so-called """"friends"""
https://youtu.be/Y2iLA3h_u60
Having a listen
>>60321005
We say "vote UKIP"
Means basically the same thing
need a friend who is also a girl
>>60321023
So trying to fit in and just be yourself
>>60320969
I will attend your funeral
>>60320969
oh heck
>>60321005
Is that the motto of the Rio Olympics?
Just matched with an 18 year old on Tinder lads and I really want to have a go with her
I'm 27 and she's going to expect me to have my shite together but I don't
What should I do?
>>60320969
>Constantly try and ruin it for everyone else
>Get banned
Hmm yes
>>60320980
Meanwhile in football
>>60321065
pretend to have your shit together, obviously. she's a child, it shouldn't be too tricky.
>>60321005
The term for that here is "Potemkin village"
>>60321065
She's 18, lie to her lad, it's not hard
>>60320969
what site la
>>60320969
happened to me in school lol
>>60321065
Lure her with a bag of sweets.
chocolate lab is dying
>>60320886
https://next.ft.com/content/94ba1a62-ffcb-11e4-bc30-00144feabdc0
>But the bonhomie faded, and in place of the emollient free thinker emerged a fizzing Catherine wheel of chaotic political force spiralling through Whitehall. Prejudices formed in a blink threatened entities that had stood firm for years. He tried to replace Business Link, which hosted thousands of pages of company advice, with a website for promoting start-up culture. UK Trade and Investment was threatened because of a badly run meeting in Silicon Valley years before. More than new thinking, such spasms just embodied an old grudge against government itself.
>A gimmick called the Red Tape Challenge put this in the clearest light. Regulation stood for everything Steve loathed and misunderstood in government. Every past attempt to hack it away having failed, a classic Hilton idea was born. All 21,000 would be put online, and through the wisdom of crowds the public would root out and elect the worst for destruction.
>So the challenge morphed ironically into a variant on “Whitehall knows best”. Elite officials would confront his hastily formed views on rules unfamiliar to all — Furniture and Fire regulations (1989) stand out in the memory — and debate whether they were needed or not. Everything that really protects the little man — consultation, legal review, the preservation of certain rights — was dismissed as artificial obstruction. Only the determination of hardy officials saved the public from the return of flammable sofas.
>>60320992
ye i don't really eat a lot of our own cheese mostly on toasties because i don't really like the older stuffs taste either or french cheese 2bh
>>60321074
https://streamable.com/ea1h why are portuguese so savage
>>60321005
that's sweet
>>60321028
>Britain will never rule the waves again
>>60321096
blatantly poleaboo talking about 4chan.
what's this life malarkey all about lads
>>60321064
Of course.
>>60321066
>Constantly try and ruin it for everyone else
I never did this. Not intentionally anyway.
I must be socially fucking retarded, but I've got real life friends who seem to like me. I think anyway, maybe they just keep me around to laugh at me behind my back or something.
>>60321129
Its not poleaboo
>>60321114
my condolences
will probably top myself when my cat dies
>do thing
>blog about it on /brit/
>>60321065
Bullshit her
Yeah I'm a manager at a big company and own my own home etc
Basically just tell her you have money and status
so fat lads
*orders head of lettuce from tesco*
this will last me the weekend
>>60321154
t. poleaboo
MOOOOODS
did a thing
hope you enjoyed my blog post
anime
When you post a new thread, post AT LEAST 3 links, or I will miss it
thank you
>>60321172
>eating a whole lettuce in 2 days
waddle on fatboy
>>60321129
s-sorry I don't usually go in /brit/
british porn is always hilarious
everyone's so polite and minimally enthusiastic
http://www.youporn.com/watch/12775469/black-busty-brit-assfucked-and-dominated/
club is starting to pick up lads. I guess it was too early to expect something good in Spain
First post for my first chat up line to a Spanish lass promise I will deliver
>>60321179
"subscribes*
>that guy in your friend group that would take the shit[e] because he'd rather be around anyone than alone
>you tried to deflect some of it away but he would try too hard and just bring more on himself
don't feel sorry for them.
>>60321188
should've gone to specsavers
>>60321023
happened to me irl and online haha
then i came here :)
>>60321106
>>60321023
Must have been horrible, these were only online losers and I still feel horrible about it.
>>60321188
>>60321199
I find your digits strangely arousing.
>>60321188
That's the idea. Got to delay runts like yourself from infesting the new thread for as long as possible.
>>60321047
>>60321093
Nice to know.
>>60321117
They were kings n sheit.
Lads I'm doing a brekky haha what am I like
>>60321188
If anyone posts more than 3 links I report it for spamming
look at this fucking dog
>>60321125
>>60321247
Easily the worst "gimmick" to date
>>60321247
I'm looking at it, what do I do now?
neil lennon at hibs lmao
>Done 3 liquid shits
Pretty glad I didn't go to that party tonight.
>>60321239
I report stuff too. God this website has turned me into a penis.
>>60321293
Are you me
>/rus/ is just qt posting
could get used to it, lads.
>>60321329
are you sure?
gf? nah not for me, never been a huge fan
>>60321205
"gizza kiss luv xx"
you have to say the exes too
How many people do you lads reckon are having sex literally right now as we're talking?
>>60321227
What site
>>60321347
Very fancy looking knives
What are the handles on the side for?
>>60321376
bout tree fiddy
>>60321347
me on the left
>>60321376
too many
>>60321293
Was earlier and kept shitting and farting
Was talking to some girl who couldn't keep her hands off me but I felt really awkward and didn't want to fart or have to haveca shut in her toilet mud-way through the action
>>60321376
a billion give or take a few hundred million
>>60321402
FOY
once the referendum and the euros are out the way I will have run out of reasons to lie
Sex ain't all that, its basically a meme
>>60321374
Oh god they won't even understand me
Alright I'll do it
What the fuck I love China now?!
>>60321462
You knowbif the result is leave, they'll just have another referendum till they get remain
>>60321426
>1/7th of the world's population
doubt it
Started training on the tobacco counter tonight lads
Honestly they should use photos of the customers on the packets instead of those pictures of fucked up lungs, the customers are enough of a warning against fags
Gonna go to a club and then blogpost here, lads.
x
Louis duffel bag filled with heroin
> Roy Hodgson says Wayne Rooney will be mandatory starter at Euro 2016
ah yes
>>60321499
>one stupid twat parked out of line
yeah nah
>>60321499
What am I looking at here
reminder to brush your teeth daily
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=868_1464935631
>>60321520
>being part of the 6 out of 7
lmaoing @ ur life pham
this is literally me, i hate the racist pirate colonialism and i wish i could kill hohol neo nazis or durka terrorists in syria
>>60321545
Wayne is still absolutely brilliant.
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>>60321523
kek
I'd like to exchange one billion nectar points please
>>60321574
Do people genuinely not brush their twice teeth daily?
>>60321606
mate...
what do you reckon second wave meninists will be like
>>60321619
Yeah in third world countries like northern England
>>60321247
real dog!!
prefer hyenas though; criminals right across Africa use them as 4-legged muscle, and farmers train and use them as protection against cheetahs and leopards (and other hyenas)
they're bro-tier mega-mutts
>>60321545
He's worthy. Him being shit is a meme. He just need to be put midfield.
Been craving donuts all day
>>60321618
That's about 0.01p lad.
Want a 5p bag with that?
>>60321619
what are dentists meant to be for otherwise
>>60321666
>bint
please be in london
>>60321565
Something that has absolutely no chance of ever working in the real world
>>60321628
Only in England would you be constantly trashing your star player.
>>60321457
>Hispanics posting mildly autistic Simpsons pics
Why?
>>60321683
Why would I live in London, I'm not a paki
Poleaboo didn't realise it was 1am
>>60321702
pirate scum
>>60321649
Why the fuck would anyone want to live up there
>>60321702
What else do they really have to live for?
>>60321702
a symptom of poverty
Lost my appetite and feeling lonely as fuck now for no reason lads.
What's wrong with me?
>>60321619
Only brush once a day t b h
you only get one life and i've ballsed mine up
>>60321499
>no trucks or lorries allowed
>>60321739
mood swings
are you 13
>>60321739
You're a 14 year old girl apparently
Lads, it's coming home.
>>60321739
you are a woman
>>60321702
Just don't reply to him
>It's cold outside, there's no type of atmosphere
>I'm all alone, more or less
>Let me fly, fly away from here
>Fun, fun, fun
>In the sun, sun, sun
It's just after 7pm here lads
should I start drinking pina coladas yet, yeah or nah
*walks towards the camera sweating profusely*
>I don't believe in reincarnation
>>60321757
How lad?
Is there a bigger failure of a ""politician"" than this bloke?
>Was tipped to be a cabinet minister/leadership material
>Got defeated by sadiq Khan in the 2010 general election
>Bullied an activist so much he killed himself
>He was the one who came up with the idea, arranged and ran the campaign busses which have put 20+ tory MPs over the spending limit and who are currently being investigated by the police
>>60321766
>>60321772
>>60321778
>>60321785
FOY
>>60321666
I've got my own bags thank you very much...
Also 500 points is £2:50
>>60321793
*tips turban*
>>60321792
why do americans willingly live in some midwestern shithole when you can live in a comfy town in the forest in vermont
>>60321787
Does anyone have that Pepe and Wojak Red Dwarf image please?
I NEED a fit bird from hammersmith to get on all fours and let me have a go
>>60321851
but I am comfy ??
>>60321851
I live in the midwest but not willingly, would much rather be in cali or florida tbqh
Does that answer your question?
>>60321799
Almost as bad as failing to become an MP SEVEN times!
>>60321799
did you mean to post grant shapps
>>60321836
Do you have a Nectar card with you today?
Has poleaboo been perma banned yet?
>>60321813
>>60321895
Someone shop the JUST hair onto him there
How much longer shall I drink for lads? Got a bit of a buzz on, but not much. Run out of rum, now on the vodka.
Feels strange drinking alone.
BTW, Arsenal just triggered Vardys release clause, the fucking trolls.
>>60321898
Don't patronize me you arrogant student
I want to make a complaint immediately please
why do americans in brit hate me though??
>>60321971
loads of people drink alone here
its relatively normal in terms of /brit/
>tfw going to live till 2100
>>60321971
>just
about 8 hours ago dickhead
>>60321896
Kek at least grant held a position of vague power
This bloke thought he was the next David Cameron and has absolutely fucked it
alprazolam again tonight lids
think i'm hooked tbqh
>>60322000
wonder what the world will be like
janny on the right
>>60322063
very brown
is janette here
night
>>60321859
>>60322070
'ello custodian
>>60322107
goodnight
who /doxxed/ here
haha it's me lads
>>60322063
Would like to live to see the technological singularity. I think it's a real possibility if I manage to make it to 2080 without losing my marbles.
Pretty pissed I'm probably only 2 or 3 generations short of immortality.
>>60322151
needed to update flag lmao but it's been a while and i'm smashed so doing a post
>>60321974
Please direct any complaints to the customer service desk.
Thank you for shopping at Sainsbury's.
*goes to Sainsbury's*
*places about 100 items on the conveyor belt*
*waits till the cashier had scanned them all through*
*pack them all away intoy bags*
*hands over like 30 coupons*
>>60322198
>I think it's a real possibility if I manage to make it to 2080 without losing my marbles.
2045 is the earliest estimate proponents usually give.
>>60322220
pff...you were so close
*revs up COD2*
what other websites do you guys visit other than 4chan? i swear some of the people i've seen some people post on other websites must post here
>>60322218
Calum?
>>60322285
Callum***** ffs
>>60322234
Oi m8 can you go in an buy us 10 bensons ?
>>60322264
Reddit. Funnyjunk, 9gag
>>60322264
hello rêddit
>>60322234
Average transaction on the checkouts, lad.
Unless you're like the hippy dippy shithead I met last week who insisted on her food not being touched by the lasers from the scanner
>>60322264
Literally only 4chan
>>60322198
>technological singularity
assuming the world doesn't go to shit
>>60322264
This is a safespace, I doubt anyone here leaves to other sites
>>60322309
I'll take that as a yes. My bad, forgot how to spell
>>60322325
Did you have to manually enter the SKU of every item?
>>60322264
reddit and twitter
>>60322345
Technological singularity either destroys us, or saves us.
Should be interesting.
Lads... how the fuck do normies on facebook have so many friends?
Some cunts have over 1,400 "friends", which is unbelievable. Even half of that is still double what I have.
>>60322220
>New Zealand
MENTIONED
anime
cat is purring like a fucking soyuz rocket
>>60322374
because they don't actually know 70% of them
>>60322374
They add everyone and anyone. Ive not got above 20 friends.
>>60322360
Yep.
I was pissed off that I forgot my 'customer assistance' cricket bat
>>60322355
well yeah it's me, i'm gonna guess people have thought you was me whenever you posted
>>60322374
>>60322407
Nope they haven't
>>60322380
ANZAC ARE /BRIT/
>>60322264
Lookism
>>60322400
>sainsburys
FOB
have a word with yourselves lads
normies have genuinely ruined this general iah
>>60322383
excellent post
>>60322442
>any other supermarket
Pleb-tier or David Cameron-tier
>>60322460
FOAL this is a normie general
>>60322460
>ever being a normie
Why would you want that?
>>60322397
>>60322394
Surely if they added random people then they'd have a reputation for being a ''creep''.
how many near death experiences have you had lads?
>>60322383
Enjoyed this post
>>60322400
>people that take singular items out of a multipack and then get really angry when you say you can't sell it to them
So glad I don't have to do tills any more.
>>60322264
NationStates
>>60322460
>iah
Here at brit we say lah. It can be used to convey many things, but I'll let you figure that one out for yourself.
>>60322486
almost didn't find 4chan
>>60322486
i can't tell you
>>60322501
spill the beans
>>60322462
>>60322496
enjoyable posts
>>60322485
The trick is to be attractive
this music is the absolute worst someone save me
>>60322501
2 when i get my hands on you
>not shopping at waitrose and paying £12 for a single cherry tomato
Is this one of you?
>>60322519
almost done a drown once
>he doesn't shop at Harrods
LOL
>>60322513
what is this? is this an /int/ without mongs being deluded by memes?
>>60322549
no I'm Bronze Age Pervert
>>60322536
Come to Brighton. We can go out, get cunted and skank to dnb.
I've hosted spaniards before, and I'll do it again dammit.
You guys are alreet.
>>he doesn't shop at Harrods
>>60322536
You didn't deliver, did you cunt
>>60322549
Nah this is me
Bloody hell The House of Lords is a load of shite
>>60322549
>700 followers
>13.5k tweets
>>60322592
>implying
>>60322504
Fuck retail jobs in general
Only working in Shitholesbury's because I'm an >arrogant student
>>60322486
1 I suppose
>>60322565
>is this a stuffy boring insufferable /int/?
>>60322592
1 harrods store is worth more than your entire county you poor twat
>dnb
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-brings-uk-trip-forward-to-day-before-eu-referendum-a7063061.html
Why is the speaker called the speaker when he isn't the only one who speaks?
>>60322486
one when I was a babber, almost died or ended up a drooling vegetable because of lack of air or something. Then once when I was younger when I almost drowned in a pool. Apart from that none, my life isn't interesting enough for that kind of thing.
>>60322594
remember when he was on question time and he asked the most inane, anecdotal question of the night?
>>60322594
cultural marxists are better than these faggots
>>60322599
House of Lords is fucking based. Democracy is flawed, and an unelected second house is the solution.
Wouldn't work in almost any other country on earth though. It'd degrade into a corrupt cesspool.
For some reason our culture allows it to work, and work well.
They're routinely putting out fires that the commons start.
never had a near death experience but I've had a NEAR LIFE EXPERIENCE
>>60322635
memes went too far on /int/ desu
there are people who think there are literal sharia zones in england
>>60322665
Yeah some shite about an Asian telling him to go back to Ireland lmao
>>60322639
has more shitskins in it than my whole county too
>>60322646
the fuck is wrong with dnb you yank cunt
