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Compassionate conservative edition
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cara
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finally found something i can't wank to

http://spankbang.com/knwt/video/barebackstudios+anya+olsen+in+natural+harvest+ice+breaker
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>>60320949
>finally found something i can wank to
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>spend lots of time some sort of community online
>get banned
>ask why I'm banned
>'nobody likes u, you try too hard to be liked and you wont be missed'
Ah yes. Suicide for me I think.
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brother nero
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Rugby
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>>60320969
lmao
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not sure who posted this but was absolutely screeching
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>>60320893
was it you talking about cheese in last bred caralad? what do you recommend I try next time?
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Did you know?

Here in Hueland there is an expression called

"For the english to see"

It means that we should keep appearances and do stuff superficially so people won't notice how bad things actually are.
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>>60320969
This has happened to me irl, my so-called """"friends"""
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https://youtu.be/Y2iLA3h_u60

Having a listen
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>>60321005
We say "vote UKIP"

Means basically the same thing
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need a friend who is also a girl
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>>60321023
So trying to fit in and just be yourself
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>>60320969
I will attend your funeral
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>>60320969
oh heck
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>>60321005
Is that the motto of the Rio Olympics?
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Just matched with an 18 year old on Tinder lads and I really want to have a go with her

I'm 27 and she's going to expect me to have my shite together but I don't

What should I do?
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>>60320969
>Constantly try and ruin it for everyone else
>Get banned

Hmm yes
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>>60320980

Meanwhile in football
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>>60321065
pretend to have your shit together, obviously. she's a child, it shouldn't be too tricky.
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>>60321005
The term for that here is "Potemkin village"
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>>60321065
She's 18, lie to her lad, it's not hard
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>>60320969
what site la
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>>60320969
happened to me in school lol
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>>60321065
Lure her with a bag of sweets.
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chocolate lab is dying
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>>60320886
https://next.ft.com/content/94ba1a62-ffcb-11e4-bc30-00144feabdc0

>But the bonhomie faded, and in place of the emollient free thinker emerged a fizzing Catherine wheel of chaotic political force spiralling through Whitehall. Prejudices formed in a blink threatened entities that had stood firm for years. He tried to replace Business Link, which hosted thousands of pages of company advice, with a website for promoting start-up culture. UK Trade and Investment was threatened because of a badly run meeting in Silicon Valley years before. More than new thinking, such spasms just embodied an old grudge against government itself.

>A gimmick called the Red Tape Challenge put this in the clearest light. Regulation stood for everything Steve loathed and misunderstood in government. Every past attempt to hack it away having failed, a classic Hilton idea was born. All 21,000 would be put online, and through the wisdom of crowds the public would root out and elect the worst for destruction.

>So the challenge morphed ironically into a variant on “Whitehall knows best”. Elite officials would confront his hastily formed views on rules unfamiliar to all — Furniture and Fire regulations (1989) stand out in the memory — and debate whether they were needed or not. Everything that really protects the little man — consultation, legal review, the preservation of certain rights — was dismissed as artificial obstruction. Only the determination of hardy officials saved the public from the return of flammable sofas.
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>>60320992
ye i don't really eat a lot of our own cheese mostly on toasties because i don't really like the older stuffs taste either or french cheese 2bh

>>60321074
https://streamable.com/ea1h why are portuguese so savage
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>>60321005
that's sweet
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>>60321028
>Britain will never rule the waves again
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>>60321096
blatantly poleaboo talking about 4chan.
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what's this life malarkey all about lads
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>>60321064

Of course.
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>>60321066
>Constantly try and ruin it for everyone else
I never did this. Not intentionally anyway.

I must be socially fucking retarded, but I've got real life friends who seem to like me. I think anyway, maybe they just keep me around to laugh at me behind my back or something.
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>>60321129
Its not poleaboo
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>>60321114
my condolences

will probably top myself when my cat dies
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>do thing
>blog about it on /brit/
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>>60321065
Bullshit her
Yeah I'm a manager at a big company and own my own home etc
Basically just tell her you have money and status
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so fat lads

*orders head of lettuce from tesco*

this will last me the weekend
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>>60321154
t. poleaboo

MOOOOODS
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did a thing

hope you enjoyed my blog post
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anime
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When you post a new thread, post AT LEAST 3 links, or I will miss it

thank you
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>>60321172
>eating a whole lettuce in 2 days

waddle on fatboy
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>>60321129
s-sorry I don't usually go in /brit/
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british porn is always hilarious

everyone's so polite and minimally enthusiastic

http://www.youporn.com/watch/12775469/black-busty-brit-assfucked-and-dominated/
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club is starting to pick up lads. I guess it was too early to expect something good in Spain


First post for my first chat up line to a Spanish lass promise I will deliver
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>>60321179
"subscribes*
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>that guy in your friend group that would take the shit[e] because he'd rather be around anyone than alone
>you tried to deflect some of it away but he would try too hard and just bring more on himself

don't feel sorry for them.
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>>60321188
should've gone to specsavers
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>>60321023
happened to me irl and online haha

then i came here :)
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>>60321106
>>60321023
Must have been horrible, these were only online losers and I still feel horrible about it.
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>>60321188
>>60321199
I find your digits strangely arousing.
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>>60321188
That's the idea. Got to delay runts like yourself from infesting the new thread for as long as possible.
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>>60321047
>>60321093
Nice to know.
>>60321117
They were kings n sheit.
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Lads I'm doing a brekky haha what am I like
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>>60321188
If anyone posts more than 3 links I report it for spamming
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look at this fucking dog
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>>60321125
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>>60321247
Easily the worst "gimmick" to date
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>>60321247
I'm looking at it, what do I do now?
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neil lennon at hibs lmao
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>Done 3 liquid shits

Pretty glad I didn't go to that party tonight.
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>>60321239
I report stuff too. God this website has turned me into a penis.
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>>60321293
Are you me
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>>60321316
no
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>/rus/ is just qt posting
could get used to it, lads.
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>>60321329
are you sure?
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gf? nah not for me, never been a huge fan
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>>60321205
"gizza kiss luv xx"
you have to say the exes too
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How many people do you lads reckon are having sex literally right now as we're talking?
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>>60321227
What site
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>>60321347
Very fancy looking knives

What are the handles on the side for?
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>>60321376
bout tree fiddy
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>>60321347
me on the left
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>>60321376
too many
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>>60321293
Was earlier and kept shitting and farting
Was talking to some girl who couldn't keep her hands off me but I felt really awkward and didn't want to fart or have to haveca shut in her toilet mud-way through the action
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>>60321376
a billion give or take a few hundred million
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>>60321402
FOY
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once the referendum and the euros are out the way I will have run out of reasons to lie
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Sex ain't all that, its basically a meme
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>>60321374
Oh god they won't even understand me

Alright I'll do it
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What the fuck I love China now?!
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>>60321462
You knowbif the result is leave, they'll just have another referendum till they get remain
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>>60321426
>1/7th of the world's population
doubt it
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Started training on the tobacco counter tonight lads
Honestly they should use photos of the customers on the packets instead of those pictures of fucked up lungs, the customers are enough of a warning against fags
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Gonna go to a club and then blogpost here, lads.
x
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Louis duffel bag filled with heroin
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> Roy Hodgson says Wayne Rooney will be mandatory starter at Euro 2016

ah yes
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>>60321499
>one stupid twat parked out of line

yeah nah
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>>60321499
What am I looking at here
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reminder to brush your teeth daily

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=868_1464935631
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>>60321520
>being part of the 6 out of 7

lmaoing @ ur life pham
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this is literally me, i hate the racist pirate colonialism and i wish i could kill hohol neo nazis or durka terrorists in syria
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>>60321545
Wayne is still absolutely brilliant.
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>>60321523
kek
I'd like to exchange one billion nectar points please
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>>60321574
Do people genuinely not brush their twice teeth daily?
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>>60321606
mate...
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what do you reckon second wave meninists will be like
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>>60321619
Yeah in third world countries like northern England
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>>60321247
real dog!!

prefer hyenas though; criminals right across Africa use them as 4-legged muscle, and farmers train and use them as protection against cheetahs and leopards (and other hyenas)

they're bro-tier mega-mutts
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>>60321545

He's worthy. Him being shit is a meme. He just need to be put midfield.
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Been craving donuts all day
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>>60321618
That's about 0.01p lad.
Want a 5p bag with that?
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>>60321619
what are dentists meant to be for otherwise
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>>60321666
>bint

please be in london
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>>60321565
Something that has absolutely no chance of ever working in the real world
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>>60321628
Only in England would you be constantly trashing your star player.
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>>60321457
>Hispanics posting mildly autistic Simpsons pics

Why?
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>>60321683
Why would I live in London, I'm not a paki
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Poleaboo didn't realise it was 1am
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>>60321702
pirate scum
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>>60321649
Why the fuck would anyone want to live up there
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>>60321702
What else do they really have to live for?
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>>60321702
a symptom of poverty
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Lost my appetite and feeling lonely as fuck now for no reason lads.
What's wrong with me?
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>>60321619
Only brush once a day t b h
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you only get one life and i've ballsed mine up
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>>60321499
>no trucks or lorries allowed
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>>60321739
mood swings

are you 13
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>>60321739
You're a 14 year old girl apparently
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Lads, it's coming home.
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>>60321739
you are a woman
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>>60321702
Just don't reply to him
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>It's cold outside, there's no type of atmosphere
>I'm all alone, more or less
>Let me fly, fly away from here
>Fun, fun, fun
>In the sun, sun, sun
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It's just after 7pm here lads

should I start drinking pina coladas yet, yeah or nah
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*walks towards the camera sweating profusely*
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>I don't believe in reincarnation
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>>60321757
How lad?
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Is there a bigger failure of a ""politician"" than this bloke?

>Was tipped to be a cabinet minister/leadership material
>Got defeated by sadiq Khan in the 2010 general election
>Bullied an activist so much he killed himself
>He was the one who came up with the idea, arranged and ran the campaign busses which have put 20+ tory MPs over the spending limit and who are currently being investigated by the police
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>>60321766
>>60321772
>>60321778
finally
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>>60321766
>>60321772
>>60321778
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>>60321785
FOY
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>>60321666
I've got my own bags thank you very much...
Also 500 points is £2:50
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>>60321793
*tips turban*
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>>60321792
why do americans willingly live in some midwestern shithole when you can live in a comfy town in the forest in vermont
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>>60321787
Does anyone have that Pepe and Wojak Red Dwarf image please?
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I NEED a fit bird from hammersmith to get on all fours and let me have a go
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>>60321851
but I am comfy ??
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>>60321851
I live in the midwest but not willingly, would much rather be in cali or florida tbqh

Does that answer your question?
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>>60321799
Almost as bad as failing to become an MP SEVEN times!
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>>60321799
did you mean to post grant shapps
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>>60321836
Do you have a Nectar card with you today?
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Has poleaboo been perma banned yet?
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>>60321895
>>60321895
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>>60321813
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>>60321895
Someone shop the JUST hair onto him there
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How much longer shall I drink for lads? Got a bit of a buzz on, but not much. Run out of rum, now on the vodka.

Feels strange drinking alone.

BTW, Arsenal just triggered Vardys release clause, the fucking trolls.
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>>60321898
Don't patronize me you arrogant student
I want to make a complaint immediately please
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why do americans in brit hate me though??
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>>60321971
loads of people drink alone here

its relatively normal in terms of /brit/
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>tfw going to live till 2100
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>>60321971
>just
about 8 hours ago dickhead
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>>60321896
Kek at least grant held a position of vague power

This bloke thought he was the next David Cameron and has absolutely fucked it
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alprazolam again tonight lids

think i'm hooked tbqh
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>>60322000
wonder what the world will be like
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janny on the right
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>>60322063
very brown
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is janette here
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night
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>>60321859
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>>60322070
'ello custodian
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>>60322107
goodnight
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who /doxxed/ here
haha it's me lads
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>>60322063

Would like to live to see the technological singularity. I think it's a real possibility if I manage to make it to 2080 without losing my marbles.

Pretty pissed I'm probably only 2 or 3 generations short of immortality.
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>>60322151
needed to update flag lmao but it's been a while and i'm smashed so doing a post
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>>60321974
Please direct any complaints to the customer service desk.
Thank you for shopping at Sainsbury's.
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*goes to Sainsbury's*
*places about 100 items on the conveyor belt*
*waits till the cashier had scanned them all through*
*pack them all away intoy bags*
*hands over like 30 coupons*
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>>60322198
>I think it's a real possibility if I manage to make it to 2080 without losing my marbles.
2045 is the earliest estimate proponents usually give.
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>>60322220
pff...you were so close
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*revs up COD2*
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what other websites do you guys visit other than 4chan? i swear some of the people i've seen some people post on other websites must post here
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>>60322218
Calum?
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>>60322285
Callum***** ffs
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>>60322234
Oi m8 can you go in an buy us 10 bensons ?
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>>60322264

Reddit. Funnyjunk, 9gag
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>>60322264
hello rêddit
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>>60322234
Average transaction on the checkouts, lad.
Unless you're like the hippy dippy shithead I met last week who insisted on her food not being touched by the lasers from the scanner
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>>60322264
Literally only 4chan
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>>60322198
>technological singularity
assuming the world doesn't go to shit
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>>60322264
This is a safespace, I doubt anyone here leaves to other sites
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>>60322309
I'll take that as a yes. My bad, forgot how to spell
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>>60322325
Did you have to manually enter the SKU of every item?
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>>60322264
reddit and twitter
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>>60322345

Technological singularity either destroys us, or saves us.

Should be interesting.
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Lads... how the fuck do normies on facebook have so many friends?

Some cunts have over 1,400 "friends", which is unbelievable. Even half of that is still double what I have.
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>>60322220
>New Zealand
MENTIONED
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anime
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cat is purring like a fucking soyuz rocket
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>>60322374
because they don't actually know 70% of them
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>>60322374
They add everyone and anyone. Ive not got above 20 friends.
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>>60322360
Yep.
I was pissed off that I forgot my 'customer assistance' cricket bat
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>>60322355
well yeah it's me, i'm gonna guess people have thought you was me whenever you posted
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>>60322374
>Facebook
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>>60322407
Nope they haven't
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>>60322380
ANZAC ARE /BRIT/
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>>60322264
Lookism
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>>60322400
>sainsburys
FOB
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have a word with yourselves lads
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normies have genuinely ruined this general iah
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>>60322383
excellent post
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>>60322442
>any other supermarket
Pleb-tier or David Cameron-tier
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>>60322460
FOAL this is a normie general
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>>60322460
>ever being a normie
Why would you want that?
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>>60322397
>>60322394
Surely if they added random people then they'd have a reputation for being a ''creep''.
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how many near death experiences have you had lads?
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>>60322383

Enjoyed this post
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>>60322486
1
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>>60322400
>people that take singular items out of a multipack and then get really angry when you say you can't sell it to them
So glad I don't have to do tills any more.
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>>60322264
NationStates
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>>60322460
>iah
Here at brit we say lah. It can be used to convey many things, but I'll let you figure that one out for yourself.
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>>60322486
almost didn't find 4chan
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>>60322486
i can't tell you
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>>60322501
spill the beans
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>>60322462
>>60322496
enjoyable posts
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>>60322485
The trick is to be attractive
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this music is the absolute worst someone save me
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>>60322501
2 when i get my hands on you
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>not shopping at waitrose and paying £12 for a single cherry tomato
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Is this one of you?
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>>60322519
almost done a drown once
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>he doesn't shop at Harrods

LOL
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>>60322513
what is this? is this an /int/ without mongs being deluded by memes?
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>>60322549
no I'm Bronze Age Pervert
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>>60322536

Come to Brighton. We can go out, get cunted and skank to dnb.

I've hosted spaniards before, and I'll do it again dammit.

You guys are alreet.
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>>he doesn't shop at Harrods
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>>60322536
You didn't deliver, did you cunt
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>>60322549
Nah this is me
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Bloody hell The House of Lords is a load of shite
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>>60322549
>700 followers
>13.5k tweets
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>>60322592
>implying
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>>60322504
Fuck retail jobs in general
Only working in Shitholesbury's because I'm an >arrogant student
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>>60322486
1 I suppose
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>>60322565
>is this a stuffy boring insufferable /int/?
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>>60322592
1 harrods store is worth more than your entire county you poor twat
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>dnb
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Why is the speaker called the speaker when he isn't the only one who speaks?
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>>60322486
one when I was a babber, almost died or ended up a drooling vegetable because of lack of air or something. Then once when I was younger when I almost drowned in a pool. Apart from that none, my life isn't interesting enough for that kind of thing.
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>>60322594
remember when he was on question time and he asked the most inane, anecdotal question of the night?
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>>60322594
cultural marxists are better than these faggots
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>>60322599

House of Lords is fucking based. Democracy is flawed, and an unelected second house is the solution.

Wouldn't work in almost any other country on earth though. It'd degrade into a corrupt cesspool.

For some reason our culture allows it to work, and work well.

They're routinely putting out fires that the commons start.
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never had a near death experience but I've had a NEAR LIFE EXPERIENCE
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>>60322635
memes went too far on /int/ desu
there are people who think there are literal sharia zones in england
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>>60322665
Yeah some shite about an Asian telling him to go back to Ireland lmao
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>>60322639
has more shitskins in it than my whole county too
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>>60322646
the fuck is wrong with dnb you yank cunt
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>>60322669
Those fires should be allowed to happen m8

The people's will calls for it
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>>60322678
Hello readdit
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cat is sitting and staring at her shadow
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>>60322631
I started off working there while I was in uni but ended up staying
it's pretty chill in my store, just banter with lads all day
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>>60322646

People will hate me for posting pop-dnb, but really, how can you hate this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pECdcIsK2Is
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>>60322264
obviously the standard youtube, twitter, etc

only other forums i go on are

TeamBeyond.net, fiso.co.uk, fantasyfootballscout.co.uk and am part of a few discords
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>>60322684
I thought there were though

Like in Brick Lane or Tower Hamlets or something
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The absolute state of this
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>>60322594
>Gamer

cringe.
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>>60322723
thanks to it, i know that trump is a good candidate
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>>60322565
Nah it's an autistic government roleplay thing, most of the community is full of toxic liberals. But I generally just stay to my own gruppe, it's mostly /int/, /tg/ and /his/ lads so it's alright, bit ded at the moment though.
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>>60322742
don't
>>
IT'S RAINING IT'S POURING THE OLD MAN IS SNOOOORING

hahahaha
>>
>>60322732
silly kot
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>>60322669
Canada has the same thing desu
>>
came here to post some stupid shit to rile you lot up but instead i've just read your post for the past 30 minutes

just wanted you to know that before i leave you be
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>>60322768
it's not raining you daft twat
>>
>reddit
>read-it

fuck me can't believe I just realised this
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>>60322749
Not mentioning your beloved Reddit then dormers?
>>
Just got back from work lads, did I miss anything?
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>>60322776
So does Ireland.
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>>60322742
>pop-dnb
still a fucking banger tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QGpHScGug
>>60322752
there's a muslim majority in those areas yes, but realistically there is no area in the country where sharia law or anyting near it is in force
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>>60322780
fuck off yank
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>>60322734
I know a few lads working here from my old school, but the other people here are either semi NEET, borderline disabled, or semi retired.
There was one qt who I had a bit of a thing with but she's fucked off to spain
>>
Listening to the 'massive dance hits' playlist on ye olde spotifye
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>>60322732
my cats been sit in my wardrobe for the last 3 hours

hasn't moved once
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>there's a muslim majority in those areas yes, but realistically there is no area in the country where sharia law or anyting near it is in force
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>>60322831
poke it to see if its still alive
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>>60322790
Me too.
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>streaming music
wew lads
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>>60322713

Tyranny of the masses is a known flaw of democracy. An unelected second house counters it, as does our head of state being royalty.

We seriously have a sweet as fuck political system, minus FPTP which is total arse.

If we switched to AMS, we'd have the damn near perfect political system.
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> trips and falls down the stairs, breaking my neck and left arm in several places

ahhh yes very good, hmmmmmmmmm
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>>60322814
wilkinson went shit after every time

RAM literally destroys every artist it touches
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>>60322831
you have no excuse to not let it out unless you live in a seriously shit/built up area
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>>60322849
but she's sleeping
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>>60322790
Another redditesque post from a redditesque runt
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lads
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>>60322814

Haha, that video just makes me feel like I've wasted my 20's. Top pop-dnb though.

It will get its day in the USA. Surprised dubstep made it before dnb did.
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>>60322844
so what did he mean by this? are you trying to say that sharia law is actually in place there? most of the ''''''''''''muslims'''''''''' there are doing haram things themselves
>>60322878
don't really know much about them desu, but afterglow is still a timeless banger regardless
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I've bumped into Zac Goldsmith, George Osbourne (a few years ago), and Boris Johnson- all of whom like a particular organic food shop in London.
George was very socially awkward. He never says 'Hi' back.
Johnson is quite cool. We once had a conversation/banter on 'Whiff-Waff', and he really likes organic venison burgers. He is attempting to lose weight but says he likes basil and sun-roasted tomato sausages too much.
Goldsmith is very tall and spends an unnaturally long time looking at fruit. I once passed him some apples.
Bear in mind that it is not in my character to inundate them with political questions- but most were nice people.
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>>60322882
I let her out when I am watching a film downstairs, normally goes out on 30 minute reccies and comes back
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>>60322859
are you kill?
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/brit/ could do with a dubs bot desu

needs some revamping
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>>60322893
*throws a cup at you*
SOD OFF
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>>60322912
I was expecting a flylo edit
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>>60322911
I'm saying you're clearly a paki
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>>60322882
You do realise cats don't always want to be outside right
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>>60322857
How about the bishops in the HoL?

Don't you think they're a load of bollocks?
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>>60322911
you looking for a timeless banger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYsJi0q6ko
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really makes you think
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NEED A PISS RIGHT NOW

ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

*PISSES ALL OVER /brit/*

SORRY HAHA WAHEY
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>>60322942
that explains why my cat begs to be outside and literally hangs on the doorframe
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>>60322911
>don't really know much about them desu, but afterglow is still a timeless banger regardless

I feel like dnb is a genre where tracks are generally way more important than the artist.
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>>60322927
don't even post in /britfeel/ but the "i want to fight you" guy at the bottom literally stole that gimmick from me
>>60322940
that's been officially disproven though you mong
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>>60322967
>Northern Ireland was Dorne this whole time

The worst part of the British Isles is the worst part of Westeros.

It's like poetry.
>>
business idea: 4chan account system with (You)s as karma
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>>60322973
>All cats act exactly the same

Hmm yes
>>
confronting some personal demons lads
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>>60322927
junlad and azulad mentioned
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>>60322987
yeah that's me copying and pasting your gimmick every know and then

hope you don't mind Cal :)
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>>60322943

Yes. Lords Templar can fuck off.

Unfortunately we have a state religion that is deeply involved in our political system, with our head of state also being the leader of our church. And you can't have one without the other, its the basis of our royalty.

At the end of the day though, there's not many of them in the HoL. They're vastly outnumbered.

We're gradually migrating the HoL to a meritocracy. It's just taking a few decades as we need the older ones to die off.
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business idea: kill yourself
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>>60322948
alri tune but personally i couldn't put it into the 'timeless banger' category, sounds like a generic dnb choon to me
>>60323027
no worries
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>>60322931
*slices cup with my katana*
nice try
>>
A small rock holds back a great wave
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>>60323074
>>60323074
>>60323074
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>>60323063
what you're talking about are "anthems" not "bangers"

there's also "rollers" but those are mostly confined to neuro and old stuff
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>>60323100
>>60323100
New
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>>60322594

you must be one boring cunt if you have to put your political opinions in your "About me" section.
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