melancholy edition
alri
/balt/ + /ausnz/
G R I M E
nep
need something that'll make me think
Thread Theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3t3IKlXqFU
Might apply for a job in Edinburgh lads, what's the place like? Many qts?
>drum and bass
>>60323092
rec me an album similar to london bars
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE YANKS AT THE ZOO
WE'VE WASHED OUR TEA CUPS IN SEPPO BLOOD AND ALL THE CANADIKEKS TOO
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE YANK MACHINE, TWIN TOWER BY TOWER BY TOWER
THE ANGLO RACE MARCHES ON
lads
>grime
>>60323110
only "nice" bit of scotland and that's if you like seeing the sun 6 hours a day max
>>60323103
look a bit young to be posting here m8
>>60323099
Boy you don't fuck off do you. Also your memes will never spread here.
rotten tomatoes is a shit
>>60323092
Grime hasn't properly gone international, but trap has.
How is that fair?
Literally just rap music for asthmatics. Hearing it on radio 1 even. Fuck.
>>60323148
its aVERY old picture you must understand
>>60323098
dunno tbf, i like dnb in general but i'm not into it too deep like you are. i can definitely here grime elements in this choon though (still listening to the same one you posted)
>>60323149
but i do not care though
>>60323171
who?
>dunno tbf, i like dnb in general but i'm not into it too deep like you are. i can definitely here grime elements in this choon though (still listening to the same one you posted)
on the poofy cider lads.
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/738889463531593729
>>60323177
probably due to ryme tyme who is now just an mc
>>60323109
No, it's:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZiI3iVgpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlE9KCKiNo
thread theme lads
first thing in the morning I will be declaring myself eternal god-king of Swanage
>>60323215
watched ant man today desu
>>60323143
Don't really care if the weather's shite really, not as if it's much better anywhere else in the UK.
lianne
http://www.strawpoll.me/10390934
http://www.strawpoll.me/10390934
http://www.strawpoll.me/10390934
>>60323117
hard to say really, grime isn't an album based genre, and by the time a grime artist gets signed or gets known to the level of being able to produce an album, it doesn't tend to be grime
here's a fresh chase and status ft. novelist though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpprnWM0psw
nth for Allah save the Sultan
>serious speed for serious gamers
>>60323201
>kopparshite
m8
>>60323238
HIV-Postitive.
>>60323240
>open link
>isn't AJ Tracey
>close link
Need a Kyary gf
>>60323240
think i like the format of single producer with multiple featured vocalists at least, any more like that?
>are you still feeling depressed anon
No mother I've been awake until gone 3am every morning for the past week because I think it's a laugh.
>>60323249
WHY NOT RECTANGULAR LIKE THE REST OF US
>think i like the format of single producer with multiple featured vocalists at least, any more like that?
>>60323238
he's a fucking attention whoring twat desu but he's entertaining and gets SJWs in a fucking butthurt frenzy so i couldn't care less
he's overrated as shit though
A worldwide children's hospital that will be the largest of its kind, as well the most acclaimed. Besides cutting edge equipment and therapy techniques, it’ll have a variety of stand-out features that’ll make it the most attended children’s hospital on Earth. This will be done by its larger than average budget.
Goals:
Achieve a reputation that heals and sends off patients faster than the average children’s hospital.
Create a brilliant method that’ll reduce worry that visiting parents will may have for their child
>>60323205
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqEXfHXVbag
tights
>>60323262
Wow.
Just wow.
I mean I'm trying to calculate in what possible way you could have thought that was a funny and intelligent thing to post but I'm just gobsmacked.
Fuck you.
>>60323249
nice flag
cat just jumped out of wardrobe
>No mother I've been awake until gone 3am every morning for the past week because I think it's a laugh.
these fedoraposts are just nonsensical
It's fucking hot today lads
I hate it
>select all images with palm trees
>>60323291
Wow.
Just wow.
I mean I'm trying to calculate in what possible way you could have thought that was a funny and intelligent thing to post but I'm just gobsmacked.
Fuck you.
Can people post some more good music please? I literally just sit in silence browsing the internet 99% of the time.
Quite enjoying the grime/dnb being posted.
Anyone else shit at music? Hate it when people ask me what I like and I have to scratch my head and say 'a bit of everything' as they list a bunch of crazy genres.
Do u like rain?
>>60323271
>having parents who care about you
FONT
used to stay up til 8am and the mother's didn't give a feck desu
>these fedoraposts are just nonsensical
>>60323321
yeah it is tbf
how did you know though
*runs a stale gimmick until the ground*
>>60323338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOBhSnP6uHw
>>60323321
You can't even begin to imagine the things I'd do to the inventor of the fading captcha.
>>60323345
cornish parenting
>>60323338
You sound like a dork desu
>Little brother is 14
>One of his closest friends comes out as bisexual
>He's cut off contact with him
At first I thought I wouldn't give a shit but then I thought if the guy was one of my closest friends I'd probably have a problem with it.
When you're kissing and poking eachother on the cock/arse it suddenly would become gay.
Would you stay friends with someone if they liked cock?
>>60323345
wow what a hard cunt
>>60323269
on the same choon this fits the description, this was at the time when skepta was a producer only and recruited various MCs to all spit on the choon
this one's an obvious one but the same formart but you may not have heard it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlmhlWECMUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gnxt0cN7pI
>>60323284
alri riley
on a trip with the step-dad
>>60323321
>>60323366
could just turn on legacy captcha
>>60323378
not my point, illterate twat
>>60323376
>When you're kissing and poking eachother on the cock/arse it suddenly would become gay.
>>60323370
I am a dork.
>>60323364
Wew lad, not sure if I can commit to an hour.
Also, I have a dislike for jungle. Apparently I don't know what I like, but I do know what I don't like.
The gf
ashamed to share the same island as some of you parasites
nice nice very nice
>>60323384
phhhwoar i like private caller
feel like doing something but don't know what
hmm
>>60323433
>>60323429
We don't share it.
It belongs to me.
>>60323413
it's techstep (i.e. not jungle) that's just the name
>>60323137
Vice is a meme.
>>60323421
that's shit when i eat peking duck i like to make a nice little roll with the sauce, spring onion and cucumber inside
>>60323417
Nice bit of totty t b h.
>>60323417
Stellar teeth.
>>60323351
>how did you know though
Cuz I'm sweaty
>>60323401
Using Clover, can I still change?
>>60323376
>Would you stay friends with someone if they liked cock?
Doesnt bother me desu. One of my mates from school turned out Gay and hes alright
>>60323403
>He doesn't do gay banter with his friends
What kind of rock do you live under?
Are you Alexander Jahans?
Literally everyone does gay stuff as a joke because it's funny.
>brits
>people
pick one
>>60323469
I bet he is you gay twat
LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO EAT ARGHHH
>>60323204
I wonder if he has killed himself yet.
>>60323471
>Literally everyone does gay stuff as a joke because it's funny.
is there something you want to tell us anon
>>60323488
>>60323488
I just eat cat food
its good
>>60323500
bit grim
>>60323500
beginning to think you might just be a cat
>>60323457
ive literally eaten peking duck in beijing
>>60323496
So you never do gay banter with your friends?
What do you talk about then?
Top Gear?
The Observer?
Nandos?
All of those things are utter shite
>>60323500
>>60323498
Do you have more webms of ja/ck/?
>>60323454
It sounds quite a lot like jungle to me though. Used to get dragged along by my mates to jungle nights at Concorde 2.
I've given it a few minutes and did some skips regardless and it's not for me. Thank you, though.
me in the pic
>>60323530
kek
good edit
>>60323434
good lad
fresh grime choon from the other day which i'm really enjoying at the minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPyEj9WRgs
>>60323530
me in the middle xx
>>60323546
http://www.strawpoll.me/10391006
http://www.strawpoll.me/10391006
http://www.strawpoll.me/10391006
anyone wanna lend me a gf
>>60323570
Everything this guy does has me laughing. He's so fucking inept at everything.
>>60323570
>>60323570
what's going on here?
Anyone going to any festivals this year? Mates want me to go to Boomtown again but I didn't really enjoy it last year, and half of us got robbed while we slept..
>>60323572
>friends
>>60323570
FUCKING STOP
>tfw no small group of fedora friends
>>60323539
our gay banter involved accusing each other of being faggots, not pretending to do be gay ourselves
redpill me on poo
>>60323201
>He's not drinking Old Mout
come on now...
>>60323610
if she sat on your face you'd literally die
>>60323612
>>60323605
>>60323601
>>60323610
I feel like thighs like that will just make my dick look even smaller than it already is.
>>60323631
would swing my leg up and kick her in the head and choke her out before it got to that point
>>60323632
>>60323620
it's giving birth but for souls that must be punished for what they were in a previous life
who /tiny stomach/ here
>>60323632
I have more on my desktop. I'll finish dumping after I finish my poo
>>60323204
I remember this autist
>My country is better than yours if you discount this huge undesirable section of it
>>60323666
is that an omelette or a fucking gyro
>>60323666
Surely he's an elaborate troll.
Someone rack me a baccy bong?
>>60323137
I'm a Brit in the states on holiday at the moment. I'll be voting to stay at the referendum.
Leaving just makes no sense. We need to be sensible about our economy. A larger nation is the future and most of you are living in the past.
Besides, if the Royal Family thought it was a good idea to leave we'd have done it a long time ago. They have tremendous influence and control the military.
>>60323666
Rancid.
>>60323477
We aren't men, but gods.
Triggering /ck/ would get expensive.
Nvm lads, no longer hungry. I have some things called thins, some cheap salsa and curry powder mixed in water. After this I'm going hungry till Tuesday.
Oh boy...
*wanks solemnly*
hmm.
>>60323696
My friend filled a bong with baccy to look impressive with all the smoke. He threw up on my floor and threw the bong water on me.
Was rubbish.
>>60323666
<30 bings for Copa lads
>select all images with pickup trucks
>I believe that we will win
>I believe that we will win
>I believe that we will win
>>60323498
>When he tried to make Yorkshire puddings
feel like having a wank
/pol/ literally helped Russia to airstrike durkas in syria
>>60323733
m8 made a bong out of a drainpipe and lit it on the upstairs of college bus
>ja/ck/ makes Yorkshire Puddings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA
>>60323608
Might be going to Reading. I did get robbed in my sleep last year though...
2bh all of the festivals here attract so much scum so it's difficult to avoid
r8 the lad my ex girlfriend cheated on me with lads :c
>>60323752
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>>60323751
that was sidorenko, not /pol/
>>60323338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
>>60323570
What is he trying to achieve?
Someone must have the meatclaws one.
>>60323735
>>60323735
>>60323697
>Besides, if the Royal Family thought it was a good idea to leave we'd have done it a long time ago. They have tremendous influence and control the military.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>60323762
not a normie
warcraft film any good lads
>>60323726
Whats your email. I'll paypal you £10 because I'm drunk.
>>60323776
Last one
>>60323735
is it "real nigger hours" yet?
>>60323766
it seems that /pol/ helped Sidorenko...because sidorenko himself thanked /pol/ in his twitter account
>>60323789
yes you are
>>60323812
Almost
>>60323826
I'm not though
>>60323776
That was like a horror movie sequence
>>60323749
WHO???
>>60323777
What are YOU talking about? Don't you think that if the Royal Family thought it was necessary for us to leave the EU that they would have made some sort of statement by now? Our military swears loyalty to the crown. If the Royal Family truly thought the EU and immigration were an existential threat to our country they would have done something about it.
>>60323804
Nah it's all right lad don't. I aint even got it paypal.
>>60323812
i thought it was just a /cum/ thing
>>60323841
You are though
WHY YOU LYIN FOR
>>60323853
Wish I knew lid
She's p perfect looking
Not Ja/ck/ but still
>>60323758
I went to reading in, I think, 2010. Blink headlined and it was sick.
I'm a bit old for that festival now though. Even at 22 I felt old.
Dizzee Rascal was the stand out performance though. I was only waiting for cypress hill, but he was awesome.
We rolled about 10 spliffs and handed them into the crowd for cypress hill. It was sick.
But all the spliffs got passed around and then came back to me, so I smoked way too much and got paranoid lmao.
Had to sleep it off in my tent.
>>60323881
actually not
>>60323817
he has done it a few times already
the man will be picked up by GRU/FSB eventually
>>60323757
>This is the only video where he disabled comments
You know what would happen, yank.
>>60323758
festivals are beyond shit
its just stupid teenagers taking endless drugs and alcohol
was utterly disgusted when I went
>normies
>spend 5 hours drinking
>end up tired but not drunk
>>60323809
Oh my god that was a fucking abomination
Right, rather than food terror, lets have some actual food porn.
>inb4 someone posts the `````pulled''''' pork webm
>>60323915
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>>60323915
That's kind of the point of festivals, mate. To get off your nut for 3 days and dance to music.
>>60323925
>2 cans in
>already feel tipsy and light headed
love being a lightweight desu
>>60323918
good post
unironically downloading WoW again lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn_2Vks2yK0
Just another dark night
>>60323944
not a normie
>>60323945
people weren't there for music, just there to do drugs without parents being near
bear in mind I was 17 at the time, maybe my view is skewed but still
>>60323761
all me
>>60323934
>>60323975
>went to festivals at 17
>not a normie
hmmm
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkLCwR0n6-o
>>60323964
It doesn't have to be like this anon.
thinking about going to the kitchen to get a drink but I don't want the monsters to get me :S
>>60323608
>>60323758
>>60323896
FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF NORMIE SCUM
>>60323964
did a resub to RS yesterday lad
Friday night? Time to smoke weed and shitpost
>>60323947
I'm 30cl of rum, and 25cl of vodka in and I'm doing okay. Think this will be my last drink though.
Being a lightweight is good when it comes to frugality, but it only takes one pushy person with a shot glass to get you into a bad place. Double edged sword.
>>60323975
>>60323990
this 2bh
herts is a big smelly normie
>>60323074
you alright caralad?
>>60323996
Just run really fast I always run and they haven't got me yet
>>60323990
got convinced to go by friends at the time
spent the whole time in my tent/welfare/drunk
>£3000 hug
>A normie
Nah
>>60323984
Just what the fuck?
>uses tongs to get doritos out
And is that noodles on top of them?
>>60324000
I'm very good as disguising myself as a normie.
>>60324012
>>60324033
>goes to festivals with his friends at 17
>not a normie
hmmmmmmmmmm...
I was a daily blazer since age 14/15 and haven't smoked weed for 24 days
Am I doing good lads?
>>60324034
>£3000 hug
>>60324030
t. monster
>>60324038
Instant noodles
neurotypicals? not a fan
>>60324034
Yes I AM
i mean
NO IM NOT
>>60324051
>goes to the cinema with his friends at 21? whatever age you are now
>not a normie
fuck off kiddo, I have ZERO friends, I am way less of a normie than you
look at this fucking dog
>bot bot ding ding
>£2.99
>I go to the pakishop all the time
>I asked for a mars bar he gave me a twix
>I said hey black bastard your pakishop stinks
what did he mean by this...?
didn't realise I was on /ck/
>>60324056
Well done mate. How old are you now?
I think weed is a much more destructive drug than people give it credit for. It wasted years of my sisters life.
Best of luck to you. What have you replaced it with? Most people replace an addiction with another addiction. Exercise, video games, smoking.
Also started my new job last week lads
Feels so good to have a purpose in life to get up for in the morning and wave NEET life goodbye
>>60324091
If this were /ck/ you would see a lot more yanks obsessing over us.
It's Friday night lads
Time to have some alprazolam, have a wank, and go to bed
>>60324056
yes. I guess. It's not as difficult to boot as alcohol, but good on you. Honestly, if you're a type than can toke without mental repercussions not sure why you'd quit? Financial reasons?
I start to go a bit loopy if I toke everyday for longer than 6 months or so. Otherwise I'd be DUDE
>I find purpose in being a wageslave
wew
>>60324107
Well done. What's your new job, and did you have an old job?
starting my internship in machine operating next month
Holy fuck that Ja/ck/ guy has the worst subscribers to view ratio I've ever seen.
>250k (a lot)
>averages less than 30k views
>>60324116
sounds like a splendid evening desu.
>>60324141
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>>60324142
over 10% isn't bad
seen worse
>>60324150
not a normie desu
Need another piss
>you have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you
what did he mean by this?
>>60323934
Is that from an actual restaurant? NEED that inside me x
Alri lads
Coming to the UK and voting to remain
Try and stop me
none of u will believe me but this is me and the lads at a house party rn
bout to hit a bad boi bong boiz
wish me luck yeh
safe
>>60324142
How does this happen
"mother" textd me earlier
said id been through a lot and it cant be easy for me
no idea what shes talking about
have no interest in food at all
hate eating
Who /Hoi4/ here?
>>60324029
ye am alri ty
>>60324195
pls buy
>>60324188
Louie, you've gone feral.
>>60323074
What does Cara think about when she shuts her eyes, do you think?
>>60324182
EU nationals can't vote in the referendum. Sorry to piss on your parade.
>Wageslave
>>60324175
How you likin it lad?
>>60324188
sometimes wish my parents showed concern over me
>me: pls be in london
>her: yassss. Wanna hang ooot?
It actualy worked madmen
>>60324218
Fannies
