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melancholy edition
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alri
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/balt/ + /ausnz/
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G R I M E
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nep
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need something that'll make me think
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Thread Theme:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3t3IKlXqFU
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Might apply for a job in Edinburgh lads, what's the place like? Many qts?
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>drum and bass
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>>60323092
rec me an album similar to london bars
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MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE YANKS AT THE ZOO

WE'VE WASHED OUR TEA CUPS IN SEPPO BLOOD AND ALL THE CANADIKEKS TOO

WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE YANK MACHINE, TWIN TOWER BY TOWER BY TOWER

THE ANGLO RACE MARCHES ON
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lads
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>grime
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>>60323110
only "nice" bit of scotland and that's if you like seeing the sun 6 hours a day max
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>>60323103
look a bit young to be posting here m8
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>>60323099
Boy you don't fuck off do you. Also your memes will never spread here.
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rotten tomatoes is a shit
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>>60323092

Grime hasn't properly gone international, but trap has.

How is that fair?

Literally just rap music for asthmatics. Hearing it on radio 1 even. Fuck.
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>>60323148
its aVERY old picture you must understand
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>>60323098
dunno tbf, i like dnb in general but i'm not into it too deep like you are. i can definitely here grime elements in this choon though (still listening to the same one you posted)
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>>60323149
but i do not care though
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>>60323171
who?
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>dunno tbf, i like dnb in general but i'm not into it too deep like you are. i can definitely here grime elements in this choon though (still listening to the same one you posted)
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on the poofy cider lads.
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https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/738889463531593729
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>>60323177
probably due to ryme tyme who is now just an mc
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>>60323109
No, it's:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZiI3iVgpM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlE9KCKiNo

thread theme lads
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first thing in the morning I will be declaring myself eternal god-king of Swanage
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>>60323215
watched ant man today desu
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>>60323143
Don't really care if the weather's shite really, not as if it's much better anywhere else in the UK.
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lianne
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10390934
http://www.strawpoll.me/10390934
http://www.strawpoll.me/10390934
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>>60323117
hard to say really, grime isn't an album based genre, and by the time a grime artist gets signed or gets known to the level of being able to produce an album, it doesn't tend to be grime
here's a fresh chase and status ft. novelist though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpprnWM0psw
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nth for Allah save the Sultan
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>serious speed for serious gamers
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>>60323201
>kopparshite

m8
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>>60323238
HIV-Postitive.
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>>60323240
>open link
>isn't AJ Tracey
>close link
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Need a Kyary gf
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>>60323240
think i like the format of single producer with multiple featured vocalists at least, any more like that?
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>are you still feeling depressed anon

No mother I've been awake until gone 3am every morning for the past week because I think it's a laugh.
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>>60323249
WHY NOT RECTANGULAR LIKE THE REST OF US
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>think i like the format of single producer with multiple featured vocalists at least, any more like that?
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>>60323238
he's a fucking attention whoring twat desu but he's entertaining and gets SJWs in a fucking butthurt frenzy so i couldn't care less
he's overrated as shit though
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A worldwide children's hospital that will be the largest of its kind, as well the most acclaimed. Besides cutting edge equipment and therapy techniques, it’ll have a variety of stand-out features that’ll make it the most attended children’s hospital on Earth. This will be done by its larger than average budget.

Goals:
Achieve a reputation that heals and sends off patients faster than the average children’s hospital.

Create a brilliant method that’ll reduce worry that visiting parents will may have for their child
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>>60323205

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqEXfHXVbag
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tights
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>>60323262
Wow.

Just wow.

I mean I'm trying to calculate in what possible way you could have thought that was a funny and intelligent thing to post but I'm just gobsmacked.

Fuck you.
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>>60323249
nice flag
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cat just jumped out of wardrobe
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>No mother I've been awake until gone 3am every morning for the past week because I think it's a laugh.
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these fedoraposts are just nonsensical
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It's fucking hot today lads
I hate it

>select all images with palm trees
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>>60323291
Wow.

Just wow.

I mean I'm trying to calculate in what possible way you could have thought that was a funny and intelligent thing to post but I'm just gobsmacked.

Fuck you.
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Can people post some more good music please? I literally just sit in silence browsing the internet 99% of the time.

Quite enjoying the grime/dnb being posted.

Anyone else shit at music? Hate it when people ask me what I like and I have to scratch my head and say 'a bit of everything' as they list a bunch of crazy genres.
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Do u like rain?
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>>60323271
>having parents who care about you

FONT
used to stay up til 8am and the mother's didn't give a feck desu
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>these fedoraposts are just nonsensical
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>>60323321
yeah it is tbf

how did you know though
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*runs a stale gimmick until the ground*
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>>60323338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOBhSnP6uHw
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>>60323321
You can't even begin to imagine the things I'd do to the inventor of the fading captcha.
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>>60323345
cornish parenting
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>>60323338
You sound like a dork desu
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>Little brother is 14
>One of his closest friends comes out as bisexual
>He's cut off contact with him

At first I thought I wouldn't give a shit but then I thought if the guy was one of my closest friends I'd probably have a problem with it.

When you're kissing and poking eachother on the cock/arse it suddenly would become gay.

Would you stay friends with someone if they liked cock?
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>>60323345
wow what a hard cunt
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>>60323269
on the same choon this fits the description, this was at the time when skepta was a producer only and recruited various MCs to all spit on the choon

this one's an obvious one but the same formart but you may not have heard it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlmhlWECMUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gnxt0cN7pI
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>>60323284
alri riley

on a trip with the step-dad
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>>60323321
>>60323366
could just turn on legacy captcha

>>60323378
not my point, illterate twat
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>>60323376
>When you're kissing and poking eachother on the cock/arse it suddenly would become gay.
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>>60323370

I am a dork.

>>60323364

Wew lad, not sure if I can commit to an hour.
Also, I have a dislike for jungle. Apparently I don't know what I like, but I do know what I don't like.
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The gf
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ashamed to share the same island as some of you parasites
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nice nice very nice
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>>60323384
phhhwoar i like private caller
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feel like doing something but don't know what

hmm
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>>60323433
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>>60323429
We don't share it.
It belongs to me.
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>>60323413
it's techstep (i.e. not jungle) that's just the name
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>>60323137
Vice is a meme.
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>>60323421
that's shit when i eat peking duck i like to make a nice little roll with the sauce, spring onion and cucumber inside
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>>60323417
Nice bit of totty t b h.
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>>60323417

Stellar teeth.
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>>60323351
>how did you know though
Cuz I'm sweaty

>>60323401
Using Clover, can I still change?
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>>60323376

>Would you stay friends with someone if they liked cock?

Doesnt bother me desu. One of my mates from school turned out Gay and hes alright
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>>60323403
>He doesn't do gay banter with his friends
What kind of rock do you live under?
Are you Alexander Jahans?

Literally everyone does gay stuff as a joke because it's funny.
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>brits
>people
pick one
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>>60323469
I bet he is you gay twat
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LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO EAT ARGHHH
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>>60323204
I wonder if he has killed himself yet.
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>>60323471
>Literally everyone does gay stuff as a joke because it's funny.

is there something you want to tell us anon
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>>60323488
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>>60323488
I just eat cat food

its good
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>>60323500
bit grim
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>>60323500
beginning to think you might just be a cat
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>>60323457
ive literally eaten peking duck in beijing
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>>60323496
So you never do gay banter with your friends?

What do you talk about then?

Top Gear?
The Observer?
Nandos?

All of those things are utter shite
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>>60323500
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>>60323498
Do you have more webms of ja/ck/?
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>>60323454

It sounds quite a lot like jungle to me though. Used to get dragged along by my mates to jungle nights at Concorde 2.

I've given it a few minutes and did some skips regardless and it's not for me. Thank you, though.
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me in the pic
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>>60323530
kek

good edit
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>>60323434
good lad
fresh grime choon from the other day which i'm really enjoying at the minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPyEj9WRgs
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>>60323530

me in the middle xx
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>>60323546
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10391006

http://www.strawpoll.me/10391006

http://www.strawpoll.me/10391006
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anyone wanna lend me a gf
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>>60323570
Everything this guy does has me laughing. He's so fucking inept at everything.
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>>60323570
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>>60323570
what's going on here?
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Anyone going to any festivals this year? Mates want me to go to Boomtown again but I didn't really enjoy it last year, and half of us got robbed while we slept..
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>>60323572
>friends
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>>60323570
FUCKING STOP
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>tfw no small group of fedora friends
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>>60323539
our gay banter involved accusing each other of being faggots, not pretending to do be gay ourselves
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redpill me on poo
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>>60323201
>He's not drinking Old Mout

come on now...
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>>60323610
if she sat on your face you'd literally die
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>>60323612
>>60323605
>>60323601
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>>60323610

I feel like thighs like that will just make my dick look even smaller than it already is.
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>>60323631
would swing my leg up and kick her in the head and choke her out before it got to that point
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>>60323632
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>>60323620
it's giving birth but for souls that must be punished for what they were in a previous life
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who /tiny stomach/ here
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>>60323632
I have more on my desktop. I'll finish dumping after I finish my poo
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>>60323204
I remember this autist

>My country is better than yours if you discount this huge undesirable section of it
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>>60323666
is that an omelette or a fucking gyro
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>>60323666
Surely he's an elaborate troll.
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Someone rack me a baccy bong?
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>>60323137
I'm a Brit in the states on holiday at the moment. I'll be voting to stay at the referendum.

Leaving just makes no sense. We need to be sensible about our economy. A larger nation is the future and most of you are living in the past.

Besides, if the Royal Family thought it was a good idea to leave we'd have done it a long time ago. They have tremendous influence and control the military.
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>>60323666

Rancid.
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>>60323477
We aren't men, but gods.
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Triggering /ck/ would get expensive.
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Nvm lads, no longer hungry. I have some things called thins, some cheap salsa and curry powder mixed in water. After this I'm going hungry till Tuesday.

Oh boy...
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*wanks solemnly*

hmm.
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>>60323696

My friend filled a bong with baccy to look impressive with all the smoke. He threw up on my floor and threw the bong water on me.

Was rubbish.
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>>60323666
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<30 bings for Copa lads
>select all images with pickup trucks

>I believe that we will win
>I believe that we will win
>I believe that we will win
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>>60323498
>When he tried to make Yorkshire puddings
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feel like having a wank
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/pol/ literally helped Russia to airstrike durkas in syria
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>>60323733
m8 made a bong out of a drainpipe and lit it on the upstairs of college bus
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>ja/ck/ makes Yorkshire Puddings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA
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>>60323608
Might be going to Reading. I did get robbed in my sleep last year though...
2bh all of the festivals here attract so much scum so it's difficult to avoid
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r8 the lad my ex girlfriend cheated on me with lads :c
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>>60323752
FONT
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>>60323751
that was sidorenko, not /pol/
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>>60323338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
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>>60323570
What is he trying to achieve?
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Someone must have the meatclaws one.

>>60323735
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>>60323735
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>>60323697
>Besides, if the Royal Family thought it was a good idea to leave we'd have done it a long time ago. They have tremendous influence and control the military.

What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>60323762
not a normie
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warcraft film any good lads
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>>60323726

Whats your email. I'll paypal you £10 because I'm drunk.
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>>60323776
Last one
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>>60323735
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is it "real nigger hours" yet?
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>>60323766
it seems that /pol/ helped Sidorenko...because sidorenko himself thanked /pol/ in his twitter account
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>>60323789
yes you are
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>>60323812
Almost
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>>60323826
I'm not though
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>>60323776
That was like a horror movie sequence
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>>60323749
WHO???
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>>60323777
What are YOU talking about? Don't you think that if the Royal Family thought it was necessary for us to leave the EU that they would have made some sort of statement by now? Our military swears loyalty to the crown. If the Royal Family truly thought the EU and immigration were an existential threat to our country they would have done something about it.
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>>60323804
Nah it's all right lad don't. I aint even got it paypal.
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>>60323812
i thought it was just a /cum/ thing
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>>60323841
You are though
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WHY YOU LYIN FOR
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>>60323853
Wish I knew lid

She's p perfect looking
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Not Ja/ck/ but still
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>>60323758

I went to reading in, I think, 2010. Blink headlined and it was sick.

I'm a bit old for that festival now though. Even at 22 I felt old.

Dizzee Rascal was the stand out performance though. I was only waiting for cypress hill, but he was awesome.

We rolled about 10 spliffs and handed them into the crowd for cypress hill. It was sick.

But all the spliffs got passed around and then came back to me, so I smoked way too much and got paranoid lmao.

Had to sleep it off in my tent.
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>>60323881
actually not
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>>60323817
he has done it a few times already

the man will be picked up by GRU/FSB eventually
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>>60323757
>This is the only video where he disabled comments

You know what would happen, yank.
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>>60323758
festivals are beyond shit

its just stupid teenagers taking endless drugs and alcohol

was utterly disgusted when I went
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>normies
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>spend 5 hours drinking
>end up tired but not drunk
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>>60323809
Oh my god that was a fucking abomination
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Right, rather than food terror, lets have some actual food porn.

>inb4 someone posts the `````pulled''''' pork webm
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>>60323915
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>>60323915

That's kind of the point of festivals, mate. To get off your nut for 3 days and dance to music.
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>>60323925
>2 cans in
>already feel tipsy and light headed

love being a lightweight desu
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>>60323918
good post
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unironically downloading WoW again lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn_2Vks2yK0

Just another dark night
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>>60323944
not a normie

>>60323945
people weren't there for music, just there to do drugs without parents being near

bear in mind I was 17 at the time, maybe my view is skewed but still
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>>60323761
all me
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>>60323934
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>>60323975
>went to festivals at 17
>not a normie

hmmm
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me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkLCwR0n6-o
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>>60323964
It doesn't have to be like this anon.
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thinking about going to the kitchen to get a drink but I don't want the monsters to get me :S
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>>60323608
>>60323758
>>60323896

FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF NORMIE SCUM
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>>60323964
did a resub to RS yesterday lad
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Friday night? Time to smoke weed and shitpost
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>>60323947

I'm 30cl of rum, and 25cl of vodka in and I'm doing okay. Think this will be my last drink though.

Being a lightweight is good when it comes to frugality, but it only takes one pushy person with a shot glass to get you into a bad place. Double edged sword.
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>>60323975
>>60323990

this 2bh
herts is a big smelly normie
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>>60323074
you alright caralad?
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>>60323996
Just run really fast I always run and they haven't got me yet
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>>60323990
got convinced to go by friends at the time

spent the whole time in my tent/welfare/drunk
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>£3000 hug
>A normie
Nah
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>>60323984
Just what the fuck?

>uses tongs to get doritos out

And is that noodles on top of them?
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>>60324000

I'm very good as disguising myself as a normie.
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>>60324012
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>>60324033
>goes to festivals with his friends at 17
>not a normie

hmmmmmmmmmm...
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I was a daily blazer since age 14/15 and haven't smoked weed for 24 days
Am I doing good lads?
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>>60324034

>£3000 hug
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>>60324030
t. monster
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>>60324038
Instant noodles
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neurotypicals? not a fan
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>>60324034
Yes I AM

i mean

NO IM NOT

>>60324051
>goes to the cinema with his friends at 21? whatever age you are now
>not a normie

fuck off kiddo, I have ZERO friends, I am way less of a normie than you
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look at this fucking dog
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>bot bot ding ding
>£2.99
>I go to the pakishop all the time
>I asked for a mars bar he gave me a twix
>I said hey black bastard your pakishop stinks

what did he mean by this...?
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didn't realise I was on /ck/
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>>60324056

Well done mate. How old are you now?
I think weed is a much more destructive drug than people give it credit for. It wasted years of my sisters life.

Best of luck to you. What have you replaced it with? Most people replace an addiction with another addiction. Exercise, video games, smoking.
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Also started my new job last week lads
Feels so good to have a purpose in life to get up for in the morning and wave NEET life goodbye
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>>60324091
If this were /ck/ you would see a lot more yanks obsessing over us.
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It's Friday night lads

Time to have some alprazolam, have a wank, and go to bed
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>>60324056
yes. I guess. It's not as difficult to boot as alcohol, but good on you. Honestly, if you're a type than can toke without mental repercussions not sure why you'd quit? Financial reasons?

I start to go a bit loopy if I toke everyday for longer than 6 months or so. Otherwise I'd be DUDE
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>I find purpose in being a wageslave
wew
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>>60324107

Well done. What's your new job, and did you have an old job?
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starting my internship in machine operating next month
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Holy fuck that Ja/ck/ guy has the worst subscribers to view ratio I've ever seen.

>250k (a lot)
>averages less than 30k views
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>>60324116
sounds like a splendid evening desu.
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>>60324141
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>>60324142
over 10% isn't bad
seen worse

>>60324150
not a normie desu
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Need another piss
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>you have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you
what did he mean by this?
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>>60323934
Is that from an actual restaurant? NEED that inside me x
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Alri lads

Coming to the UK and voting to remain

Try and stop me
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none of u will believe me but this is me and the lads at a house party rn

bout to hit a bad boi bong boiz

wish me luck yeh

safe
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>>60324142
How does this happen
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"mother" textd me earlier

said id been through a lot and it cant be easy for me

no idea what shes talking about
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have no interest in food at all

hate eating
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Who /Hoi4/ here?
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>>60324029
ye am alri ty
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>>60324195
pls buy
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>>60324188
Louie, you've gone feral.
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>>60323074
What does Cara think about when she shuts her eyes, do you think?
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>>60324182

EU nationals can't vote in the referendum. Sorry to piss on your parade.
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>Wageslave
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>>60324175
How you likin it lad?
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>>60324188
sometimes wish my parents showed concern over me
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>me: pls be in london
>her: yassss. Wanna hang ooot?

It actualy worked madmen
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>>60324218
Fannies
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>>60324234

I don't have any parents left. I think I'd rather have parents, but I'd be lying if I said I don't feel a certain amount of freedom in having no one to disappoint.
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>>60324195
/eu4/

Soon to be /stellaris/ when I become 1 year old in a week.

>>60324239
>yassss

Drop her.
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>>60324161
Yeah for massive channels even getting a million is a bad ratio, but for small channels like him views can be much higher than subscribers. I remember when h3h3 and yms had 250', and they would even break a million views way back then.

>>60324186
People subscribing to him because he's a meme I guess.
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>ooot
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mfw normies outside my window jesus fucking christ holy shit
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>>60324279

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but holy shit your flag is awful.
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>>60324279
baltic fag
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Lads how wealthy are one of those typical "you know them but you never of hear them" celebrities?

For example Matt Lucas, that fat bald fag is like loaded but he's in fuck all.
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>>60324303
consider suicide
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>>60324303
that's interesting considering how everyone on /int/ creams themselves over their flag
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>>60324098
I've not long turned 21, I haven't replaced it with anything really. I still smoke cigarettes and always have done, smoked twice as much for the first week but sicne then it's been relatively easy. I was with my friends earlier and they were smoking a joint and although I was thinking it smelled nice I didn't have an urge to ask for some and I think I'm through it now.
I still don't think weed is a bad drug overall necessarily but it's not for everyone, I just got to the stage where I'd smoked my fair share of weed and deep down I knew that I wanted to quit, so it wasn't too hard really as I put my mind to it
>>60324117
I mostly answer this above but yeah weed isn't terrible but I just feel like I've grown through that stage now, I feel like I'm done with that stage of my life and I'm finally '''''''''''''''''''growing up'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>60324127
cheers, I work in accounts/finance for a national retailer, really enjoying it so far
Didn't have a job for about 4 months before this and no memes my last job was a literal machine operator
I'm just glad I've got myself into a proper job now, with opportunities for further progression

Just need to make sure I don't fuck things up again haha
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>>60324327

Black doesn't belong on a flag.
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>>60324344
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Replied to the op post twice, I know its bad etiquette but I had two things to say.

I hope caralad is doing ok.
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Had a VERY good, VERY normie night tonight lads. A girl even touched me voluntarily.
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>>60324185
shite post really, have a feeling it was one of the reddit flaggers

but yeah that's me. and what?
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>>60323964
I've tried playing WoW again, but there's always this nagging thought inside my head telling me "this is for fucking virgin losers, you should be outside socialising".

I guess I've grown out of it... I'm normified.
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Love me a good old fashioned American flyover lads
Nothing gets you pumped for a game more
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>>60324344
Prussian flag was sikk
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>>60324377
its literally full of girls and chads now because they've made it so easy
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>>60324362
god bless the empire
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>>60324377
>>60324368
FONT
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>>60324368
Story lad
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>>60324332
>I was with my friends earlier and they were smoking a joint and although I was thinking it smelled nice I didn't have an urge to ask for some and I think I'm through it now.

That's the hardest part of trying to go clean. A lot of the time people have to just cut out those friends from their lives, so you're doing well being able to still be around weed and not smoke it.

> I work in accounts/finance for a national retailer

That sounds like a job with a fair amount of minge present. Best of luck to ya.

>Just need to make sure I don't fuck things up again

Ah, yell be fine.
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>>60324403
>sikk
>>>/msn/
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>>60324003
Good lad. Remember to join the /vg/ fc `GrindanFC' for your daily dose of bants and childishness.
>>
>ahh yes, better head to the club so I don't waste my life like those nerds on the computer
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>>60324406
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>>60324377
Runtscape is better
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I know this is fucking outdated, but seeing this Ja/ck/ reminds me. Do you lads remember on BBC breakfast(?) a couple of days ago they made those omelettes? I was fucking gagging, they were FUCKING RAW!
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>>60324426
I shitpost in 07g, that's more than enough autism and cjerks.
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>all this uncontested land that i can't expand to
>almost no nearby city states to buy up

get to fuck
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>>60324440
>tfw literally too scared to die in runescape and lose things
might be jewish
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>>60324457
>get to fuck

huh
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Finally broke the 1000 film mark on my external drive.
Mostly 720p, and a lot of YIFY rips, but I'm pretty happy with my collection.
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>>60323749
NEED A SOURCE ON THIS NOW
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>>60324457
play a real strategy game like eu4 nerd
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>>60324457

>He fell for the build tall meme
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Honestly reckon if we had a directly elected president that nige could do it
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>>60324485
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>>60324474

>Brother dropped a weight disc on my nas drive
>700 films gone

Was a sad day.
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>>60324457
is this very similar to stellaris? thats literally the only strategy game i've played since age of empires i think
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>Yeah, well, I'm having just has much fun playing WoW in my bedroom tonight as they are socialising and having decadent sex with each other!
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>>60324457
Atleast play Endless Legend, lad
civ is trash.
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>>60324485
>eu4
>Real strategy game

Pls go mana pro
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>>60324474
can you screenshot it in View > Small Tiles and post here

i'm running out of films to watch
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>>60324415
I was talking to this girl and she touched my thigh.
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>>60324495

UKIP only got 12% of vote. No chance.
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>>60324529
that was me in a dress 2bh
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>FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRE
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>if you're not having sex, you're not enjoying life
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>>60324540
Sounds about right.
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>>60324511
It's not a grand strategy like the Paradox games. It goes by turns, and each unit has so many things it can do in a turn.
Personally I think Stellaris did right was Civ games were trying for all along, but that's just me.
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>>60324418
I tried to quit before but deep down I didn't really want to so I started smoking again. Like I said I KNOW that now is the time I want/need to quit so after the first few days it's been easy
I'm lucky maybe because I've got a good set of friends who know my situation, they didn't offer me but I reckon even if I asked for some of the joint they probably would have refused to let me have any as they know it's not good.

>That sounds like a job with a fair amount of minge present
On my personal team it's nearly excuasively male but they're all in their 20s too and sound so it's good
We do work closely with the payroll/wages team though which is nearly all female
I've already developed a oneitis at work and we've shared a few smiles but I don't really know how to take it to the next step
Not sure if I'd want to get involved with a girl I work with too deep though, as it will end up way too awkward if things go tits up


Apologies for the blog posts, but I'm just smashed and 'on one'
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>>60324558
>>60324558
>>60324558
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>>60324495
>has failed to win a seat after 7 attempts
>would somehow convince over 50% of the electorate to vote for him

nah, don't fukin think so
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>>60324539
so are you going to continue your parents legacy or just live off their wealth and leave nothing
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>>60324530
Not directly comparable to a presidential system where it's largely about a single personality
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>>60324502
Shit man.
This is why I keep spares, and distribute to friends/family
If I lose my 4tb drive, I've got a 2tb back up with most of my shit on it, and I can recover almost all the rest from other people.
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>>60324539

I like that we officially have the best billionaire on earth.

Okay, Elon Musk might be firing rockets into space and creating the next generation of electric cars...

But Branson is attempting to fucking balloon around the earth and water skiing with a supermodel on his back.

Based. As. Fuck.
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>>60324540
It's unbelievable how much society revolves around sex nowadays. It's just a past-time yet it's so significant. Heck, there have probably been wars fought over who shagged who.

Lmao if you've never had genuine, passionate sexual intercourse before.
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>>60324561
>I'm lucky maybe because I've got a good set of friends who know my situation, they didn't offer me but I reckon even if I asked for some of the joint they probably would have refused to let me have any as they know it's not good.

Good eggs. They sound like a good bunch of lads. We're acting the same to one of our friends at the moment who's suffering from depression and anxiety. He needs to stay off the drugs, so we try not to do them around him.

>I've already developed a oneitis at work and we've shared a few smiles but I don't really know how to take it to the next step
Not sure if I'd want to get involved with a girl I work with too deep though, as it will end up way too awkward if things go tits up

You're right to be wary. Don't shit where you eat, basically. But a different department can be fair game if it's a big company.

Mine is not a big company. Christmas just been our work had a party and it ended in me doing cocaine off one of my coworkers legs. Can barely look each other in the eye and it's motherfucking june. Would have been even worse if we fucked.

I'm smashed too. Lets keep this conversation going, haha. Literally drinking in bed.. I bailed on a party to be here, lmao.
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>>60323085
Alri
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>>60323074
looks like she's about to get BLACKED
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