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Fish tank edition
crayon pop
>>60239610
potato famine
>>60239587
Pretty bad fish tank 2bh
how suitable are fish tanks for keeping runts? x
potato famine
meme pets:
spiders, lizards, snakes, ferrets, rats
>>60239650
There is literally nothing wrong with spiders.
>>60239650
Legit suspect anyone with a pet snake to be a sociopath
>Have sex with a British born chinese girl
>Says she never saw an uncut penis before
So she been shagging jews or pakis?
*opens four feet thick vault door with a loud grunt of effort*
meeerhha brhehaa meueueh runt farme wuuureemm aaa.
*closes vault door with a satisfied smirk*
>>60239645
dive in, experiment for yourself.
>>60239650
rats are pretty cool.
very affection and intelligent.
can get a bit smelly though if you dont clean their cage regularly.
pic is my old rats. they rip now though.
>>60239650
meme pets:
dogs, cats, fish, hamsters, rabbits, anything you can buy at the pet store
I'M SO FUCKING LONELY LADS
no mates
no gf
no job
23 years old and having no youthful fun at all
>>60239734
at least you have us :)
>>60239678
potato famine
>>60239650
Parrots
>>60239734
ill be your m8
>>60239734
get a cat. perfect pet for losers like you.
>Mate said he would be a reference for my new job
>New job keeps calling me every day because they've send him 5 emails and are trying to call him multiple times a day and he's not picking up
>New job is actually pissed off at ME for something he's doing
had like 3 hours sleep lads baka
Fish are the ultimate meme pet. This is undeniable.
>>60239765
have you tried contacting him since he's your m8 you fucking spacker?
hey lads
>>60239797
filtered
>>60239761
cats are independent as fuck
dogs are the 'i want to feel loved pet'
you dog will love you even if you are shit
a cat won't
>>60239797
prison island
>>60239789
He's not picking up.
>>60239804
b-b-ut im not a spic
another one added to the filter list
I was the same until I had one good year
>get mates
>have great banter
>get job as a software dev
>get asked out by a girl
>get first kiss
>play sports
>go clubbing
all you need to do is stop being yourself
>>60239734
>no mates
Go to random pubs and have a pint with some random guy
>no gf
Go to tinder
>no job
Stop being lazy. Man up, go to your local Tesco and ask for a job.
>>60239817
he might've topped himself
better check on him lad
>>60239797
Filtered.
>>60239829
>>get first kiss
reminder
4th eye status: visible
feeling blessed
>>60239734
4chan's about to get banned too
>All South Korean males get cut
>No Jewish culture
>No Muslim culture
>Literally no other oriental country does it
???
>>60239871
Filtered again.
>>60239650
rats are as fuck
>He has a dog
Lives in a nice, >95% white village
Successful
Isn't a slave to his career
Can take long walks in the fields with man's best friend
>He has a cat
Wageslave to the max
Can only afford a little box apartment and so has to have a cat
Cat fills the void of no lover as his/her standards are too high
Probably cries self to sleep while eating ice cream and drinking wine
>>60239881
koreans are a weird breed
a lot of them are full on mental christians as well
rats are as fuck
>>60239881
American influence
Netherlad is a ratfucker CONFIRMED.
>>60239884
cool
>>60239891
So are Chinese.
China is the worlds most Christian country.
>>60239899
>American influence
Then why are we uncut?
>Filtered again.
look at this fucking dog
>>60239881
Do they really?
It's clearly a yank influence thing if they do
>>60239893
>>60239904
pls no bully
>>60239923
Filtered.
>The Jewish Federation of Australia
>>60239918
what am i a fucking sociologist?
>>60239927
What dog breeds are considered alpha?
>>60239949
>All those African countries
>All those Muslim countries
Cutfags in good company.
>trying to get around filters
>using the same fucking tripcode
what a twat
>>60239961
Japanese
ur mums a dog lol
The only people more autistic than tripfags are the people who post about filtering them.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375888
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375888
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375888
ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60239981
You're a rude guy
>>60240005
>No "reddit invasion"
Abstaining in protest 2bh
>>60240005
You forgot 'southerners'.
>>60239830
>Man up, go to your local Tesco and ask for a job.
I've already got an application on the go at Iceland desu
>>60239949
Eww, I didn't know Aussies were all cutfags. :(
>>60239734
Same but this has been going on years for me. 26 now. Missed out. Too socially anxious to even leave my room now. Can't even face parents.
>>60240034
good lad
>>60239949
wtf no way
>Filtered.
try filtering 'Anonymous' you stupid fucking pom
>wahh there's content i don't like or opinions that clash with mine, i'm going to hide them
literal 4 year old behaviour.
>>60239830
>go and ask for job
>told to fuck off and apply online
>application rejected anyway
Yeah good plan lad
>>60240057
haha you are mad as fuck.
hahahahahah
>>60240005
you forgot reddit flags
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375900
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375900
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375900
>>60240057
>people should be forced to listen to me and I will throw a hissy fit when they choose to ignore me
literal 3 year old behaviour
>>60240089
>>60240068
actually hope your country votes remain
>>60240042
>26 now
>Too socially anxious to even leave my room now
jesus
theres a million things you can do to fix all that but i suspect you enjoy wallowing in misery which is why you've done nothing to help yourself all this time.
or you think that its someone elses responsibility to fix your life
either way you're an idiot.
>>60240057
twat
>>60240150
>>60239881
>>60239617
>posting 3DPD
loving life
getting paid
and getting laid
>all of these southerners voting no
I'm actually disgusted to be in the company of so many southerners.
Absolutely disgusting.
>>60240180
Fuck off then
>>60239734 here, applying to every job available lol
Gonna be a summer camp instructor
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375917
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375917
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375917
IMPORTANT RESEARCH FOR REFERENDUM
>>60240146
Important! @@@@
>>60240042
LOUIE
YOU'VE BECOME FERAL
Southerners are pakis.
>>60240195
rasheed
i bet louie is uncut
>>60240234
t. proud Bradford resident
Louis if you don't come out I'm going to come in through the window.
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375925
woowie
bit cold out
>>60240317
hackre pls go
>>60240320
chinese weather
Would be interested in a Louie Q&A.
Taking the fish for a walk. x
playing some classic tunes on my electric piano lads.
give me a song to play.
>get a call back from HMRC regarding some tax questions
>Guy says "Enjoy your travels"
>Reply "you too" automatically
M A K E A M O V E
>>60240355
yeah you could probably set that up for us, right? You know how these Reddit AMA things work.
B E Y O U R S E L F
FUCKKKKKKKKKING LOL
Cutting the Aussie poster out of my life reminds me of his sexual pleasure being cut off of him
>>60240364
What are you playing?
Filtering the Australian flag.
>>60240411
not an argument
>>60240356
>taking
right
>the fish
okay
>for a walk
for a WALK?! FOR A BLEEDIN' WALK?! IT'S A BLOODY FISH!
>>60240383
>AMA
So do you.
Drinking a chocolate milk lads.
Pretty good.
>>60240430
Not a foreskin
>>60240411
cognitive dissonance
>>60240433
haha
>>60240414
Kakariko Village from Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
>>60240459
>he's > 20 years old and still plays ninja dress up with his cock
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/02/former-commie-ec-commissioner-calls-people-log-onto-youtube-national-electronic-id/
hey
>>60240459
holy shit REKT
ever notice how every box with the comments in em stay the same width except for when people make long comments and the box is made longer
>>60240367
>last day with my teacher for a course I'm on
>she says ''it's been a pleasure working with you and hope you well in the future''
>''you to, see you tomorrow''
fuck sake
>that time you let yourself believe you could ever be happy
was an interesting two or three minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
kino
>>60240470
Good taste, what about some mario? Did you try the athletic theme?
Haven't seen much of Monica recently.
>>60240516
NERDDDDD
lads had a girl confess her love for me last night
am scared :///
>>60240479
Yours is never out of that Louis XVI costume
>>60240544
I reached 4 minutes once x
what's the current best DNM lads? Been out of the loop for yonks
>>60240556
Friends ended 12 years ago that's why
>>60240597
>Friends
FONT
>>60240593
Abraxas
s'what all the cool kids are using
Wow, really makes you think
>>60240625
just to let you know I won't be reading this
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60240483
this is some NWO shit
>>60240589
ehh, average reply
you're a pom, not a yank, i expected better
>these FUCKING LITERAL POOFTER LABOUR STUDENT POLITIK CUNTS WHO DRINK VB TO TRY AND FIT IN WITH ACTUAL MEN
FUCK. OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
YOU ARE A FUCKING TWIG MATE YOU PROBABLY DONT SMOKE BECAUSE YOU LIKE HAVING A "HEALTHY LIFESTYLE" YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BLOKE CULTURE JUST FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>60240641
It's not worth it
>tfw logging into 4chan with your national insurance number.
>>60240652
most union bogans vote labor though
>>60240652
they should get on the rumbos
>Labour government will veto TTIP
Based fucking Jezza
>>60240652
I cannot relate to this fyi
>>60240483
>Breitbart
You should know i Will not be reading this piece of clickbait
>>60240620
Alright I'll give it a whirl
>>60240685
yeah i know but these cunts are literal pro fucking tranny gay cunts usyd FAGGOTS FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>60240685
>labor
Fuck off Yank
>>60240650
>this coming from "ninja dress"
You always know someone has lost when they need to slow down and analyse the banter, fuck off you're not Stewart Lee
>>60240703
you the comp sci lad?
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
Having a gay wank
Eating a banana.
>>60240722
Haven't you read the new hate crimes law?
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU LOSERS
I HAVE TO FILL OUT JOB APPLICATIONS
>>60240687
b-but it's an american trade deal! I thought we wanted an american trade deal!!
2 weeks ago we were talking about about bad it was that obama said we couldn't have one!
>>60240721
yes are you the comp sci lad too?
if so swing us system i can use in a bayes network question lmfao :D
voting leave and i don't know why
just feels like the right thing to do
>>60240747
Hobbies and interests are getting distracted by /brit/
>>60240766
good lad
>>60240722
Good lad. Getting in the PJW myself
two wasps have just flown into my room lads
they're buzzing about like two madmen
on the wasp equivalent of a lash I reckon
>>60240766
rest assured you're going the right thing.
might crack out a 1000 piece jigsaw
>taytay is single again
waheeey in with a chance
>>60240131
Why bother? Do you think I'll be able to move out of my parents home even with a full time job? Unlikely. There is no advantage to trying anymore. Yes...a million things. Fails to name one.
>>60240766
Cool. Like most of the country, I'll be voting remain.
>>60240750
i'm so fucked for next friday. know fuck all about anything
voting remain and i don't know why
just feels like the right thing to do
>>60240791
>doing
>>60240805
>>60240811
why?
>>60240807
dw brah we're all gonna make it :)
>>60240811
good lad, keep the status quo, that's what I'll be doing come the 23rd
>>60240217
Kek. That's not me but thankfully my parents don't put any pressure on me anymore.
>>60240652
I'm a bricklayer and a full 'bloke' and you shouldn't smoke because it's gross and makes you unfit, speaking as an ex smoker, and drinking is pretty disgusting as well imho.
also dumb macho attitudes and stuff don't make you a man, moderation, decency and ability do.
>mum tries to add me on LinkedIn
umm... no sweetie :)
Voting remain because I want to move to Germany. Without freedom of movement I'd be fucked.
>>60240819
Free movement
gf sent me this 6 months ago
>>60240843
paki
>>60240838
say it dont spray it mate
>>60240843
>>60240855
There's no reason to assume Brits would be banned from living in the EU if we voted out.
t. lives outside the EU.
>>60240819
>why?
This >>60240855
>>60240842
>Mum has a LinkedIn
Fuck off billionaire
>>60240745
alri thailad
what you on about
>>60240838
i asked for the news not the weather
>>60240826
>>60240807
hey
is /usyd/ nice
can someone write my CV for me please
>>60240882
>There's no reason to assume Brits would be banned from living in the EU if we voted out.
Nobody said banned. We would probably need visas though, which are a massive pain.
>>60240881
i'll fight you to settle it if you're in sydney if you like, no spray adlay
>>60240887
>mum has rickets
fuck off poortherner
>>60240912
yeah sure come concord west station brah 1up
>>60240843
Not voting at all. I do not support politics.
>>60240910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_policy_of_the_Schengen_Area#Citizens_of_.27Annex_II.27_countries_and_territories
>>60240908
Really handsome and has nice eyes, good at guitar
>>60240910
What's a bit of paperwork weighed against the future of your country?
>>60240882
Would be much harder though. Plus you live in Thailand which is a lot shittier than any European country and therefore easier to emigrate to.
Literally and figuratively doing a poo right now lads.
>>60240910
Passports are a massive pain too idiot.
>>60240924
It's goin down in this unsafe town ya clown
>>60240910
>wanting to live in the united caliphate of europe
>>60240954
You clearly haven't got a clue what you're talking about lad.
Asian countries are among the most difficult in the world to reside in as a none citizen.
finished all my exams boys
alright recommend me a nice video game that i can play
voting meme and i don't know why
just feels like the right thing to do
>>60240987
oh hi thailad
i have a question, is it illegal to insult your head of state in thailand?
I unironically want a federal Europe. The only real problem with the EU is all the pakis it's letting in, everything else could be solved by federalisation.
>>60241009
Yes
>>60240034
There are no real jobs fool.
>>60240989
new Witcher 3 expansion
ordered a GTX 1080
>>60241070
Meme card.
>>60241070
you hear of the new rx 480?
why not just get that?
What percantage of pakis and Indians are highly qualified engineers and doctors?
>>60240722
Racist
>>60241021
>I unironically want a federal Europe
>>60241009
on a scale of 1-100 how good is your:
English
Mandarin
Cantonese
?
>>60241082
>amd
BWAHAHA
>>60241070
wew lad. Didnt even know that existed. Felt like i was getting a shit return on my money when i bought a 970 in like August. 1080 is a meme card desu
>>60241087
indians are good with computers and curry tho
>stephen 'kill your mother' molyneux
>wake up at 12 pm during my week off
>shaking violently, drink off my kitchen counter
ahh yes
>>60241087
A higher than average percentage of Indians in the UK.
considering a wank
>>60241117
pooinloo
just ordered 80 GTX 1080's lads
i want to run sims 3 with no stutter
>>60241076
elaborate
memes
not too happy with the way Hearts of Iron IV is shaping up, lads. might bitch about it over at /gsg/. rest assured, I won't be spending my money on it just yet.
>>60241135
Post your system specs.
>>60241135
you literally just have to combine all the mods into one package, it runs like a dream then
t. sims expert
>>60241134
prefer this one Tbh
>>60241112
>>60241135
>amd radeon
>134 pounds
>around as good as a 390/970
>>60241135
>>60241180
>sims
are you 13 year old girls?
>>60241190
That is better actually
lads what is it called when a tyre isnt completely fulled with air and isnt empty but rather somewhere in the middle?
>>60241199
no but i am a girl
>>60240917
Yep, anyone who is fine with the EU after this is a shill.
getting my daily dose of lindybeige lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1EHbWTbFU
>>60241104
english - 100, first language (born in nz but look asian)
mandarin - 60, i'm decent
cantonese - 0, only hongkies speak it, so it won't be very useful outside of hong kong
relevant pic for our next hk election
just ordered 20 GTX1090s (my dad works for computers)
going to hook them up to a nuclear reactor so I can run Rome Total War at 25fps
>>60241118
He's never said that ever.
>>60241159
i like how you can decide to go an ahistorical route pretty easily but judging from the Videos they made they intend that you use the battleplans that make the AI handle most of the war themselves. Ill probably buy it in the end though
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED!
^ not illegal.. now you..
>>60241233
just ordered 1080 gtx 1080s (my dad is ceo of microsoft) i'm looking forward to playing minecraft on it lol!!!1!! XD
(you) game is on point today
feeling blessed atm
>>60241232
but HKers can only properly speak Cantonese, right? Like in business, and for living in HK, it would be much more useful than Mandarin, no?
What language should I learn, lads?
I'm thinking German or French.
>>60241232
had a gf from Guangzhou that spoke Cantonese.. Aren't there like 4 or 5 places that use it?
>>60241289
correct! cantonese is the hong kong language, mandarin is the language for the other 1.4 billion chinese people, however, hong kong is pretty international so you can get around just fine with mandarin or english
>>60241314
esperanto
t. Language knower
>>60241199
>>60241197
>>60241180
>>60241173
nvm mum just cancelled the order because i told her to fr*ck off because she was asking me to come out of my room
>>60241315
cantonese is mainly spoken in hong kong, and maybe in a few parts of guangdong, like guangzhou, but other than that it's mainly in hong kong
relevant current event pic, hkers are angry about the translation of pikachu
>>60241332
meme language
>no but i am a girl
>>60241315
FONT
Eating a delicious egg noodle stir fry I made last night :3
>>60241324
oh....so if you had zero Mandarin and zero Cantonese, which would you learn if you only wanted to be in Hong Kong?
>>60241267
I know what you're trying to say here lad, but don't forget it's illegal to say anything bad about a certain man in this country
>>60241334
frick off? you shouldn't be using that language towards your mother young man
>>60241314
german
>>60241347
Yeah I read about this..
Face it, HK is finished.
>>60241368
but this is Asia m8, we have a very different understanding of what 'freedom' is in the UK, or at least we used to.
>Judge Justin Barron gave police an extension to review allegations Craig Mackinlay and the Conservative party exceeded funding limits in 2015's by-election against UKIP leader Nigel Farage.
wew lad
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/06/01/teacher-impregnated-by-13-year-old-student-turns-herself-in/
damn...
Poleaboo is awake now
Went to sleep at half 4 last night watching a stream with a few /tv/ lads
Woke up early since I had a driving lesson today
But my instructor cancelled, said his car was in the garage
dont reply to him
>>60241359
for the rest of your life? cantonese would be the best option, but maybe some mandarin because hong kong can't pick one language
mainly cantonese
Doing a lunchtime choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVlUsLvPj6U
>>60241358
I'm having an omelette I made last night but got drunk and fell asleep instead of eating it.
Ginger wine is surprisingly delicious.
>60241452
Stop evading you runt
>>60241474
fuck that's messy. don't know which one to pick now tbqh, i'm gonna be there for a year.
>>60241421
Do you reckon they rigged it? After Nigel said he would quit, it was ripe for rigging.
doing a massive ogre shite
>>60241432
Nice...
>>60241520
spoke to some lad a while back who said something about ballot boxes going missing so I wouldn't be surprised if something happened desu
>>60241516
if you kind of want a language that will be able to get you around in hong kong and will be useful in china, just pick mandarin. most people will kinda understand it.
The new janny takes his "job" VERY seriously when it comes to Poleaboo
quite enjoying all my (You)'s
>>60241474
>cantonese
Isn't it going to be full of Mandarin speaking mainlanders in 5 years though?
They're already beginning to switch the language with things like TV subtitles etc.
>>60241606
source?
don't
>>60241520
Doubt overspending on local campagin funds would actually effect elections that much desu. Most people dont read that shit and make up their minds on national issues etc. Elections are near impossible to rig especially in ones with a heavy media focus like south thanet had
I'm not the only one that thinks Wallace and Grommit is fucking shite right?
>>60241606
well yeah we are kinda being invaded by mainlanders
yeah mandarin should get you by just fine
>I'm not the only one that thinks Wallace and Grommit is fucking shite right?
>>60241618
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-35647861
I'm no expert m8, and I'm sure he knows FAR better than I, but if it were my own money, I wouldn't gamble on it being a future proof language.
>>60241631
Poleaboo doesn't get the appeal either, think it's partly about respecting the uniqueness of claymation
just don't
>>60241631
most muslims hate dogs rasheed so you're not alone
>>60241680
why do you speak in third person
>>60241680
Yeah, that parts great or whatever, but it's really not funny.
>>60241716
don't engage him
>>60241716
It's a faux pas in this thread to reply that that particular poster.
do not acknowledge him
>Spiderman bedding
R E M O V E K E B A B
>>60241715
>>60241663
explain how it's good, friends. :)
New thread when?
Don't even read his posts
need my module results NOW
reeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeee
>>60241809
new thread
>>60241772
>'genocide'
do NOT engage him
>>60241772
>R E M O V E K E B A B
>>60241807
>>60241807
>>60241807
>>60241807
new thread
>>60241773
imaginative stories, excellent claymation, good humour
what more could you want
>>60241819
had a feeling i'd get my thread cucked desu.
>>60241631
Yes, you are the only person in the world who doesn't enjoy Wallace and Grommit. Are you enjoying your special snowflake status?
>>60239587
orangie is asleep
