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remove kebab edition
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>early

fuck off

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>tfw i just realised i have a limited amount of comfy winters
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>>60241837
>made at 306 posts
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JANNY
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>>60241842
except it's literally anti-humour, and not in a good way isnt it :)
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>>60241872
>why yes, it's my first day on /brit/
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>Patrick Rock, former aide to Prime Minister David Cameron, given two-year conditional discharge for making indecent photographs of children
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Cuando usted vea al pirata meele en la cara para que no pare de llorar com la nenita que es.
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REMINDER

DO NOT RESPOND TO HIM

END REMINDER
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Should I watch the Warcraft movie next week lads?
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CUTE!

https://i.imgur.com/IGPsv80.gifv
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>>60241915
no you should have sex with your gf
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>>60241915

>Video game movie

Fuck no. Its bound to be awful
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>>60241912
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Poleaboo doesn't understand why people here hate him now

He used to be a rather popular poster when he first debuted
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taking the time
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>>60241926
i highly doubt the validity of that statement
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fedora posters roll out of bed around 11:30
noted
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>>60241915
chi is pretty kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VlecpEasU


outrageous choon
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>>60241926
Good pupper!!
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leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg
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>>60241946
War never changes.
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>>60241892
It's okay rasheed, most immigrants don't assimilate into British culture
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>this chink cunt posting redditball comics and making new editions early
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don't engage
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>War never changes.
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>>60241809
lel. can't wait to see germans paying reperations to armenians. literally cuck nation.
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monty python is unfunny american shite as well
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>>60241991
>It's okay rasheed, most immigrants don't assimilate into British culture
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>>60241977
>>60241985
is this the same flag?
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gonna do a 'go home early' because just realised I'm the most senior staff in the office.

wahey
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>fedora posters roll out of bed around 11:30
>noted
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>28 posts in
>no karen
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>>60242042
the only other person who agreed with you was pakipoo if you need any more validation that your opinion is paki tripe
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>>60242050
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>>60242036
>poster from greater manchester is a paki
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>>60242061


Noted
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>>60242076

dont reply to him
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>>60242050
No, That Hong Kong. It have five-petal Hong Kong orchid tree.
My is Vietnam. It have gold star.
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you guys hear about the new avalanches album?
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cease reply or mentioning him
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>>60242114
new single is a bit shite desu
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Unironically excited
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Poleaboo is wondering if he should apply for any jobs today

Not in the hopes of getting one but just to make sure he doesn't get sanctioned
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>>60242054
do you actually do any work at work or what
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>>60242126
thought so too

hope it's going to be worth it and not like another 'chinese democracy'
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>>60242141
>work at work or what
alri Rhianna
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DONT
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>I do indeed belong to the Asian race, m'lady
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>>60242110
>google five-petal hong kong orchid tree
>first image is a 6 petal orchid tree
??????????
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thailad how good's your thai?
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finally almost caught up with Peaky Blinders
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>>60242187
Arthur a shit now
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>>60242137
>internet explorer
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Anonymous has reported poleaboo to the DWP for benefit fraud
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Could you guys please so ignoring Poleaboo?

You don't understand how important /brit/ is to me, I need to be acknowledged
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>Predicted Referendum turnout is 60%
>only requires over 50% to pass
>The entire thing will be decided by 30% of the electorate

Glad that we have started the referendum meme again :)
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>>60242137
alri zac
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remember to stay hydrated lads
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>>60242168
My google show 5 petal.
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watch my anime review lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7V5zYb2za0
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>>60242230
thanks m8 just took a gulp of h2o
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How does insurance and buying your first car or motorbike or w/e work?

Do you have to insure it before you buy it then drive it home or what?
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>>60242168
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauhinia_%C3%97_blakeana

Different variations. Our flag just happens to have five petals and not six.
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>>60242219
Poleaboo expects it to go down as well as the numerous reports to the Police, MI5 and the mods
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>>60242226
How do
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>>60242256

you have to be insured on any vehicle you drive on public roads
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>>60242270
looked at the bottom right of your pic
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>>60242196
nah arthur's based

Tommy's lost the plot
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>>60242256
>Do you have to insure it before you buy it
no
>before you ... drive it home
yes
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genuinely click about 0% of the links posted here
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>>60242287
Can you get the dealer to deliver it?
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>go to library
>alri lads I'm going to be super productive today
>start being productive
>get the most unimaginable horrible need to shit
>panic mode
>can't shit at the library no toilet paper
>force myself to hold it in but the need keeps coming back in waves and gets more painful
>realize I have to go home to shit
>stand up and subtley shuffle out of the interview
>see in the mirror that my ass has made a sweat spot on my jeans from the stress
>literally start crying a bit
>have to hold in my shit in public on the tram
>people probably were disgusted by the stain on my ass
>legs literally shaking red in face a single tear rolling down my chin
>barely make it home finally release the kraken

It was so emotionally draining that I couldn't be bothered to do anything but just lie in bed and think about my horrible sad life.

Even when I try to be productive my anus doesn't allow me.
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>>60242283
how do is a greeting you spacker
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just
imagine
that
shit
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>>60242270

Why are you so protective over whether or not your own a car?
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>>60242283
You stupid twat
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>>60242230
cheers m8 just had a sip of distilled water

you know, the thing about distilled water
apparently, in britain, only mechanics and shit use distilled water
or at least thats what my derbyshire biology teacher said to us
is that true?
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Surprise surprise, I can't be fucked today!
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>>60242298
Get over it m8, back when I cycled in normal shorts and not cycling shorts I'd get a massive sweat stain on my bum and everyone probably saw.
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>>60242303
>>60242318
don't bully
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want to put my penis in this girl
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>>60242324

do you mean filtered or distilled? because drinking distilled water seems a bit much
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>>60242355
British, what are you doing? stop it.
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>>60242338
I saw a lad in cycling shorts the other day
Got a mild stiffy tbqh.
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>>60242355
how much do you think she charges per hour?
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>>60242368
no, distilled. they sell distilled water around here for consumption.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watsons_Water

watson's water is quite common round these parts
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fancy a wank to the oneitis' pics but she doesn't have facebook
might just do it to chubby slags instead
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>>60242415
Same thing
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>>60242399

i see. yeh i've never seen distilled water outside of a lab or whatever 2bh.

i might see if i can obtain some.
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>>60242415
>roses are red

>violets are blue

>pornhub is down

>your facebook will do
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Honest opinions on him?

I mean the man himself, put aside the fact he's a muslim for a minute and judge him based solely on his actions. or 'fairly' in otherwords
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>>60242428
that's the point
want to breed her so badly desu
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Lads, I think that I have managed to outline the basic structure of /brit/ thread.

>Early posts - Often very simple and short. Usually about K-Pop or some other /brit/ infatuation. Rife with copypastas.

>Early middle - Posters begin what passes as serious discussion here, bearing even the most tenuous connection to culture.

>Middle - The Shitposts commence, most recently this part has been dominated by fedoraposting. Random and uninvolved things like "doing a poo desu". Most JF's come in here.

>Late middle - Thread is in full swing, rife with slag posting and shitposting that carries on. You may occasionally get a serious question from someone, but it is promptly ignored in favour of crap

>Late - Posting at 270-300 point mark will reel back (though this number can go as high as 400), due to people not wanting their posts to be ignored.

>Nothing but shitposts again, more often than not mostly replies to above posts.


This sound right, or am I talking out my arse
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>>60242438
if only his name was "Khan U. Saqdiq"
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>>60242438
Good lad
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>>60242438

choosing to subscribe to that toxic ideology is an action so will judge him on that thanks.
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>>60242415
>girls who don't have Facebook
Is that a thing?
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Uh, shouldn't the post have arrived by now lads?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>60242466
>implying slag posting still happens
You're talking out your arse mate, just repeating things you've heard said before in an attempt to sound knowledgeable.
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>>60242438

he's called """""""""""MODERATE"""""""""" muslims uncle tom's, has said that in your picture and has shared a platform with multiple ISIS supporters multiple times.

it's a fucking travesty how far Britain/London has fallen to vote a man like this in. The muslims voted for him because he's part of their in-group, and pathetic brits voted for him without knowing his past.
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Poleaboo is going back to his bedroom and will continue to play Hearthstone there
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starting to feel sick desu
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>>60242513
First day is it?
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>I prejudge people based on skin colour or religion
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>>60242466
OI you twat, I'm the one who plotted out that structure.
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>>60242539
Yeah good choice, getting defensive will definitely help
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>>60242563
It's a copy pasta you silly cunt now jog on back to Rebbit, if you'd been here for more than a few days you'd know that
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>>60242438
>faceless technocrats that most people never think about twice are too white and male
Literally why? What could possibly be a reason for that being a problem?
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Came to the conclusion that I needed to do what was best for my children when deciding what to vote in the referendum, so I'm voting remain to lock them into the EU and it's principles
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RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
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>>60242525
>>he's called """""""""""MODERATE"""""""""" muslims uncle tom's, has said that in your picture and has shared a platform with multiple ISIS supporters multiple times.
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>it's a fucking travesty how far Britain/London has fallen to vote a man like this in. The muslims voted for him because he's part of their in-group, and pathetic brits voted for him without knowing his past.
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>choosing to subscribe to that toxic ideology is an action so will judge him on that thanks.
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>>60242587
It's not copy pasta, it's been re-written
aka. trying to pass off overheard comments as their own in an attempt to sound knowledgeable on the subject
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really want to have a wank but have to go to my walking class
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ah yes, 24k a year is pretty bad for entry level :)))))
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Ah yes, the pakistani sex offender trying to mock anyone else. Very good.
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Doing an explosion
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really want to have a walk but have to go to my wanking class
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>>60242657
FORC
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>>60242657
Reddit
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>>60242547
>I judge people based on a set of beliefs and ideology they choose to follow

Yeah
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>>60242658
I am not a sex offender
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The so-called "War on Poverty" is an impossible war to win. Poorness will forever exist in some form or fashion. To bring all men down to a base level by forcing them to lower themselves to poorness is not the answer.

We must bridge the gap between comfortably. Historically, to be poor is to have comforts taken away. Right now, the monetary poor in the West are enjoying immense comforts. Right now, the poor have a very comfortable life
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>>60242628
Oh my days you know what?

Fuck off back to rebbit you little worm, you've been here for days and are pretending to know what youre on about. trying to pass off overheard comments as their own in an attempt to sound knowledgeable on the subject when in total you've made 3 posts and fucked up posting a fedora

Unironically gas yourself
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Pathetic
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>>60242706
>Right now, the monetary poor in the West are enjoying immense comforts. Right now, the poor have a very comfortable life

not always
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>>60242438
Your image alone shows why he is unfit for office. He is a racist prick.
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White "people" evolved from pigs
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>>60242721
I haven't even posted an image you spanner, do you just make shit up when you're wrong? Great tactic
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>>60242716

The Custodian will be with you shortly
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>>60242716
*starts ringing the janny bell*
HELP JANNY
JANNY
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Non-white people got absolutely blown the fuck out from what evolved by pigs
lmaoing
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>>60242706
How can you say I have a comfortable life when I don't even have a Tesla or an iWatch or a 4K TV???
Fucking 1%ers #EatTheRich
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>It's not copy pasta, it's been re-written
aka. trying to pass off overheard comments as their own in an attempt to sound knowledgeable on the subject
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>>60242525
Yep, London has fallen. It is essentially a caliphate at this point.
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Guys I might visit The UK in the near future.
Can you recommend me places to visit in London and Manchester?
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good gimmicks
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>>60242751
Yeah exactly you've been here for literal days so never got around to posting a picture

Embarrassing little worm
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>>60242547
Dunmer are animals deserving of slaughter.
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>>60242781

>Manchester

The fucking airport out desu
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>>60242716
disgusting loose wizard's sleeve
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the runts are practically hunting themselves today... heheh
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>>60242798
Do these kind of humourlessly bad arguments get you upvotes on reddit or something?
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>>60242781
tower bridge so you can throw yourself off it
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>>60242772
>Yep, London has fallen. It is essentially a caliphate at this point.
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>>60242781
What are your interests?
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>>60242658
set yer fakin region
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>>60242817
You tell me, you're the one absolutely bent on starting one as you're in the constant contrarian Reddit mindset

It would be best for everyone if you went back and never returned, literally the equivalent to pakis migrating and fucking everything up
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>>60242716
THE BEACONS OF /birt/
THE BEACONS ARE LIT

/brit/ CALLS FOR AID


and janny will answer
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>>60242817
>called out for being a reddit cunt
>can only respond with 'no you are'

fuck off mate
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>>60242856
>getting mad and talking in buzzwords
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Honestly it's about time you all deleted all the racist shite from your computers boys because we'll be in fucking trouble if anyone finds it.

pic related is easily the most racist thing I have, I'll delete it after this post.
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Just for future reference can somebody tell me which part of the country this is?
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>>60242724
They have a climate controlled home, a car, a television, cellphones, computer with Internet, plenty of food to eat...

They are comfortable this is why they don't change
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>>60242865
>I said it first so I'm right
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>>60242865
you literally are tbf
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>>60242886
Ahh yes the classic Reddit tactic of always trying to get the last word in even when you don't have an argument, watch you reply with some meaningless phrase again just to pretend you've 'won'

Pathetic
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>>60242892
trafalgar square in london
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>>60242892
could be anywhere desu

i look out my window and all i see are minarets and brown people chanting
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>>60242892
Islamabad.
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>>60242890
saved tbqh
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>>60242890
Should be $1 bills or even coins
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>>60241809

Good job, now they're going to dump 100,000 refugees into Europe in retaliation.
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>>60242900
your definition of poor is skewed. had less than half of those things growing up
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Had my toenail ripped out with pliers lads
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>>60242953
>Implying Germany doesn't want that
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>>60242924
>if I say you lose if you post then I'll win when you post
If that's your only out mate, go ahead and take it
Seems like a bit of a cop-out to me but your call
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>>60242892

>Paki children

Ah yes. Broken Britain very impressive. Glad we have brave white men roaming the streets filming them on their way home from school
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>>60242955
Notice I said "monetary poor"
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>>60242976
>MANCHESTER
>WHITE

piss off rasheed
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>>60242706

>the poor have a very comfortable life

t. Daddy was a Billionaire and Mummy a MIllionaire
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>>60242967
fuckin hell the ira have stepped their game up
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>>60242967
feel your pain m8. cabinet drawer of clothes fell on me right toenail, got a subungual hematoma and the nail fell right off
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>>60242974
>Ermm look I don't know this copy pasta so you must be new lol?!
>Ermm I've been here for days and don't know what it used to be like but let me call you out even though youve been on /brit/ 3 years lol!
>Hmm ahh let me just try to pass off overheard comments as their own in an attempt to sound knowledgeable on the subject
>Ahh yes let's employ just leddit rhetoric to finish it off xDdd

t. You

>>>/r/eddit
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hello mere plankton
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>>60243033
umm why does daddy have more money? bit sexist matey
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ummm errrrrr.....?
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>>60243045

Bollock busting just was not doing it for me anymore la

>>60243048

Mine got caught and lifted on the steel toe cap of my boot, then the doctor pulled it out. Just now when I removed the bandage the gauze was stuck in the wound and I had to peel it off, at least I'm off work for a bit.
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>>60243045
kek
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>>60243077

Didnt want to trigger the alt-right lads :P
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>>60243113
don't know what that means
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Tell you what lads, runt and wormposting never gets old
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http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/two-people-dead-after-multiple-vehicle-collision-on-m5/ar-BBtLTkT?li=BBoPWjQ

Andrew Bis

In Calais was attacked British bus carrying children by refuges. Why media said nothing.
People of Calais are robbed beaten, raped by refugees. The police are afraid and do not respond to calls. EU i ruled by communists (liberals) seeking to weaken and break Europe.Wedia LIE.

what did he mean by this?
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>>60242976
Rasheed.
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reddit is just too good sometimes
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>>60243113
>alt-right lads
so, 4chan?
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>>60243122
+1

(means i agree with this (similar to upvoting))
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Willy is swollen and needs sucking
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>>60242892
The area code of the phone number on the sign of the first shop is London
Honestly doesn't surprise me
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>>60243133
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>Why yes I do browse Reddit and then post about it on 4chan
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>>60243150
uhm, definitely NOT. some people on this website are not alt-right

I'm proudly a radical centrist.
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>>60243178
london is the best place in the country and central london is perhaps one of the greatest places in the WORLD. you're just jealous
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>>60241946
Someone has been masquerading as you and posting photos of himself in women's clothes.

He wasn't even that consistent at being you but people assumed you just stopped caring.
>>
>Kent Police are considering whether Conservative Craig Mackinlay MP (South Thanet) and his agent exceeded the legal spending limit as he beat Ukip leader Nigel Farage in last year's general election.

>Today District Judge Barron outlined in court the reasons for extending the time period for Kent Police to investigate.

http://www.channel4.com/news/election-expenses-allegations-on-an-unprecedented-scale
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>>60243150
ummmm, check your privilege
>>
Hi herts
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>>60243133
>communist (liberals)

this makes no sense
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>>60243219
Takbir.
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>>60243197
t. (you)
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>>60243228
was about to post this, you runt REEE


GIVE NIGE HIS SEAT
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>>60242804

>Rock eating Imperial sees the high technology and enlightenment of the Dunmer for the first time
>First violent caveman instinct is to call for their deaths

Akatosh save you, my friend.
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>>60243228
So what even happens if they find out they did break the rules?
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>>60243222
What makes you think it wasn't really me?
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>>60243280
>me
Okay, it's not you.
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>>60243198
does that just mean a little bit of left, a little bit of right?
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>>60243253
>WE WUZ CHIM
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>>60243279
>"In this case the allegations are far reaching and the consequences of a conviction would be of a local and national significance with the potential for election results being declared void."
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>>60243219
My town is 95% white English, and 3% white non-english British
It's super comfy
They even fly St. George's cross on the seafront

Are you even allowed to fly the union jack in London?
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>>60243253

>enlightenment of the Dunmer
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>>60243330
And Rotherham was about 93% white when the 1400 children were betrayed
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>>60243349

>Imperial """""knowledge"""""
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i haven't been hired haha
my only chance at a job that isn't filling up burritos is dead and gone xxx
i'm so happy and in love with life
amazing stuff
>>
Cretins, all of you
except for me
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>>60243368
We don't even have a mosque
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>will griggs on fire
>#6 in the UK charts
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Can someone make an argument against 9gag, other than baseless rhetoric?

It's genuinely alright, it's a bit like 4chan in that you don't actually have to be someone in order to get your posts seen by hundreds of people.
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>>60243421
bant
>>
Ha ha imagine seeing this

https://youtu.be/jhUX8qWFGc4
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>>60243421
Who even buys music these days?

Probably need to shift 1000 copies to make number 1
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>>60243429
it's the regurgatory fluid of the internet's digestive system
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>>60243368
>the 1400 children were betrayed
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>>60243466
A very solid argument.
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>>60243475
Hello paedo paki
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dad's arguing with the jehovah's witnesses again
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>>60243368
>only 93% white
haha
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>>60243466
>it's the regurgatory fluid of the internet's digestive system
>>
>Ah yes the """"raped"""" rotherham girls
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>>60243531
you're unironically replying to the paki sex offender known as poleaboo
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>>60243429
Never been on it before

Here's a little something I brought back
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>>60243531
>Hello paedo paki
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Well that was a waste of 2 hours.
Had to attend a mandatory workshop titled "Coping Mechanisms".

A room full of normalfags bearing their normalfag problems.
>muh marriage
>muh kids
>muh debts
>muh facebook trolls
>muh DUI

There was one qt in the corner, she said her coping mechanism for stress was to scratch herself. She either meant cutting but didn't want to say it, or life has been extraordinarily good to her.

I just kept my head down and counted the minutes until it was over.
Got a free coffee and a custard cream out of it.
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>>60243616
>Well that was a waste of 2 hours.
>Had to attend a mandatory workshop titled "Coping Mechanisms".
>
>A room full of normalfags bearing their normalfag problems.
>>muh marriage
>>muh kids
>>muh debts
>>muh facebook trolls
>>muh DUI
>
>There was one qt in the corner, she said her coping mechanism for stress was to scratch herself. She either meant cutting but didn't want to say it, or life has been extraordinarily good to her.
>
>I just kept my head down and counted the minutes until it was over.
>Got a free coffee and a custard cream out of it.
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>>60243554
>>60243577
Hello paedo paki
>>
Just told my boss I cant work till next week he is raging since this is the third week in a row I have fucked them over
>>
I've been watching Robin of Sherwood. It's very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoGAGrBHoOA
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>>60243656
>Hello paedo paki
>>
>>60243616

>Got a free coffee and a custard cream out of it.

Wahey Anon. Lucky bastard
>>
>>60243648
You're wasting valuable kilobytes
>>
>>60243688
Hello paedo paki
>>
>>60243648
This is by far the worst fedora post I've ever seen.

You should strongly consider stepping away from the computer for a few hours until you can recompose yourself.
>>
>>60243725
don't engage him, just report
>>
Still trying to mock other people I see. Even the sewer workers in India have more dignity than you.
>>
Cba anymore but for the next time pakipoo replies:

Hello paedo paki

>>60243744
Reddit
>>
Have the fucking argie brasillians left? I came in, saw those autistic spammer and had to leave
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>>60243743
he's not breaking any rules

can't start banning posts just because you don't like them
>>
>>60243744
>sewer workers
>in india

DESIGNATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>
doco on about elliot rodger

lol what a spanner
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>>60243744
>sewers
>india
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>>60243765
[simpsons image]
JAJAJJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ PIRATA
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>>60243770
>>>/global/rules/6

he most certainly is
plus the ban evading, it's poleaboo
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My car's engine light has come on.
>>
>Teenage white slags exchange booze and fags for sex
>The """"""raped"""""children"""""
>>
>>60243774
>le funny poo meme xD
hi there reddit
>>
>>60243833
Pajeet
>>
>>60243765
It's such a weird thing

They don't actually discuss anything in their threads, literally just meaningless autistic spam

Then when they come here they completely stop posting in their own thread just to spam

One lad from here absolutely sperged out and posted all of this in the space of an hour or so in their thread

https://desustorage.org/_/search/text/latins%20%3D%20pirates/
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Having brekky lads
>>
>>60243822
everybody on /brit/ is breaking rule 6 at least three times a post
that being said poleaboo should be beheaded and his head displayed for all to see in a public square
>>
>>60243881
speak for yourself
>>
>>60243774
>>60243798
Believe it or not, it is actually a thing.
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>it's a polaboo hat posting episode
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>>60243829
>Girls who are about 12 are manipulated by grown adults, given drugs and alcohol and then passed around through the community and fucked by various grown men

I know you yourself are a paki sex offender but there's no reason to defend actual paedos

Unless you yourself are a paedo?
>>
>>60243822
breaks
>>>/global/rules/10
too
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I really really want to fuck something.
>>
TV show idea: Rorke and Rasheed are forced to share a flat for a month (Maybe due to some kind of prize etc) The enjoyment would be derived from their temptation to bludgen one another to death and overall racist antics. BUT theres a twist. The Flat is in Tel Aviv (Maybe this is kept secret until the two have settled in) and they are presented with the dilemma of murdering one another or uniting against the common threat of Jews.

Thoughts? considering sending my idea to channel 4
>>
RATE MY WIFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jaKLior8w
>>
Can I move out and immediately go on housing bennies
>>
has anyone seen strike back here
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>>60241809
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>>60243877
the fuck is that
>>
>>60243906
>actually proving my point

nice bw8ait
m8ait
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>>60243877
God it just gets worse and worse.
>>
>>60243942
*grabs you by the throat*
*slams you against the wall*
DONT YOU EVER TAKE MY IDEAS EVER AGAIN.

http://desustorage.org/int/search/text/rorke%20and%20rasheed%20tv/
>>
Apart from some of the worlds strongest banking, Canada is weak. We are an exporting country where 85% of all goods are exported to the US. We're nothing but a pile of natural resources. Our government only cares about you if you can produce money while dumping billions of dollars in shit fests like the Greater Toronto Area. Just look at Alberta which carried our economy.

Toronto culture is a shit fest. It's separated into racial districts like Brampton, Scarborough and so on. The natural resource and manufacturing industries are the only things keeping this country together. Our tech industry is nearly non existent because Silicon Valley swallows up all of our programmers and we don't innovate like we used to; Waterloo is a joke.
>>
>>60243969
What's his name?
>>
>>60243989
Mexican "cuisine"
>>
>>60243871
But why? And it's clearly a cultural thing.

I have a theory...have you ever seen latin (spain, poortugal, south america, italy etc) TV? Their comedy shows and films are Carry On tier - slapstick, shitty, non clever Mr Bean comedy. So, if that's the level of their comedy on TV, how can we expect their posting to be any better?
>>
pooing a do
>>
>>60243941
my bum
>>
was gonna leave the house but then i saw the mirror and went back to bed

lol
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>>60243934
>>Girls who are about 12 are manipulated by grown adults, given drugs and alcohol and then passed around through the community and fucked by various grown men
>
>I know you yourself are a paki sex offender but there's no reason to defend actual paedos
>
>Unless you yourself are a paedo?
>>
>>60244041
Racist
>>
Why are anglos so fat?
t. 100% pure celt
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>>60244085
haha
>>
>>60244012

Fuck off my idea is clearly more developed.
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>>60244085
this hits close to home
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>>60244094
Only against latins, so who cares, right?

Im never racist against the big 3
>>
>>60244089
Paki paedo confirmed
>>
>>60244085
When not wearing his glasses Poelaboo feels he is really good looking

Gonna watch some more One Piece today, just about all caught up
>>
>>60244150
>he
>>
>>60244123
excuse me, I have copyrighted the idea you pathetic runt.

Cease and desist.
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Kek just saw somebody post this on /pol/ with 'yanks will defend this'll

And they unironically will defend it fuck me
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>>60243969
turkroaches out
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>the fat Paki sex offender thinks he looks good
Can someone be any less self-aware?
>>
NEW /brit/ thread

>>60244205

>>60244205

>>60244205

>>60244205

>>60244205

>>60244205
>>
>>60244196
>caring about non-whites dying
>>
>>60244249
Haha omg you're so edgy lol xDd lol cool guy haha lol!! XDDM
>>
OLD NEW

>>60241807
>>60241807
>>60241807
>>
>>60244230
>>60244290

actualy non-early thread
>>
>>60244281
>edgy
>>>/r/eddit
>>
>>60244230
>/brat/
>thread people can't find in the catalogue
fuck off
>>
>>60244196
>facebook
What do you expect?
>>
>>60241809
Turkey is 1,000 times better than the United Kingdom.
>>
Quite like Spotify's TBT playlist 2bh
>>
>>60244321
>wanting people to find it in the catalog
wew lad
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>>60244451
>catalog
fuck off yank
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sleepy time
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>>60242298
Next time don't risk it. Use the nearest toilet. If no paper sacrifice a sock.
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