that one lad who's eating his delicious egg noodle stir fry he made last night Edition
alri
/deutsch/
>>60241809
real thread
I'm dying
I'm dying
mom don't wake me up
EL PIRATA Señores.
>>60241890
Fuck off.
fourth eye status: meltdown
*derp derp derp*
don't mind me, just derping
having this weird feeling i am actually just one runt among countless others
>>60241807
>that one lad who's eating his delicious egg noodle stir fry he made last night
me
karen
ITS TOO FUCKING HOT
>>60244385
cannot cope
got my first day of work tomorrow lads
hope there's some fit birds
neighbour is fucking neurotic
might report her to social services and get her kids taken away
>>60244411
>3 months more of this
TIME FOR A CHEEKY KORMA LADS
>>60244419
where are you working?
>>60244419
where you working la
a bunch of cretins are still in /brat/
>it's already june
>>60244465
>>60244449
banter
tell us a story
Can't be fucked brushing my teeth anymore lads
they're already yellow and fucked, why should I bother?
kpop?
just downloaded 8 Ameri Ichinose videos
I am trying to watch them but not wank
very hard
>>60244544
*chiki cha*
>>60244515
it can always be worst
you think it can't be possible
but it be
KAREN
A
R
E
N
>>60244514
she hung one of her kids out the window by his legs once. she's mental
Reported next door's dog to the council for barking all night. Not long until that mongrel gets put down.
>>60244544
yeah
>>60244592
used to live next to michael jackson i take it lad?
>>60244583
pakikaren is still cute af tbhh
Poleaboos mum is making him some fishcakes
i
don't engage him/it
>>60244483
It's obviously the superior thread
filtering spain was the best thing i've ever done
All of Latin America is pirate settler colonies
My ancestors stayed in their ethnic homeland
Your ancestors travelled across the Atlantic to slave, rape, pillage, conquer and colonise an entire continent
Latin = PIRATE
do not reply to xer
155
/esp/
does your mother know you should kys?
does your mother know her life would have been better if she aborted you using hardened crumpets?
does your mother know you are a mentally ill skirt wearing faggot?
does your mother know i plan to kill you before i kill myself?
>>60244515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ektMlhsH8BM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J4bQOivdo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJsQtr99Ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGAx28bqq6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrFo9kjcOo8
this is why
>>60244782
will not be watching any of these
>/anglo/ is more active than /brit/
Ah, yes. Very impressive.
mmm danone
>>60244782
I can understand being lazy and not doing your teeth for a few days but letting them get to this state is just insane.
>>60244890
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![5708cbc71e00008700706974[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hn9n4bE.jpg "5708cbc71e00008700706974[1].jpg")
>>60244923
>t.
Europeans to be sent to re-education camps
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meetdocs/2009_2014/documents/libe/dv/11_revframework_statute_/11_revframework_statute_en.pdf
Section 7. Penal Sanctions
(a) The following acts will be regarded as criminal offences
punishable as aggravated crimes:
(i) Hate crimes as defined in Section 1(c).
(ii) Incitement to violence against a group as defined in
Section 1(a).
(iii) Group libel as defined in Section 1(b).
(iv) Overt approval of a totalitarian ideology, xenophobia
or anti-Semitism.
(v) Public approval or denial of the Holocaust.
(vi) Public approval or denial of any other act of genocide
the existence of which has been determined by an
international criminal court or tribunal.
(b)Juveniles convicted of committing crimes listed in paragraph (a)
will be required to undergo a rehabilitation programme
designed to instill in them a culture of tolerance.
>>60244974
>british "people"
ewwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxo9-Z5Ki0
>haha but he does funny things on Buzzfeed and SNL
dont mind the john cena meme (2)
English relatives are over for a wedding. Made them get their postal votes from the British consulate here. They don't care about voting, so I'm going to vote for them.
6 leave votes right there.
>>60245060
Cheers lad
>A German teen claims that most youths are afraid of Arabs, and in an interview with Die Welt discusses why German men have given up defending themselves, opting to wait for police instead.
>Eighteen-year-old Miguel has no problem defending himself on the streets of Berlin, but in today’s Germany that makes him an exception. In an interview in Die Welt Miguel states that young German men have given up on defending themselves, and are especially afraid of Arabs who often carry weapons and move in large gangs.
>Miguel’s comments were made in reaction to research conducted by Jörg Baberowski, an academic specialising in violence research. Mr. Baberowski claims that young German men have simply “forgotten” how to fight and defend themselves. Following the Cologne New Year’s Eve mass sex attacks, where it was observed that German men did not come to the aid of the women being molested, Mr. Baberowski explained the lack of reaction as Germans giving up on defending themselves, opting for the state to take care of their security instead.
>English relatives are over for a wedding. Made them get their postal votes from the British consulate here. They don't care about voting, so I'm going to vote for them.
>6 leave votes right there.
aussies are twats
Lads
how easy is it to get Roaccutane on the NHS?
dont mind the john cena meme (3)
Lads
To be completely, COMPLETELY honest, tea is better made with cold water.
>>60245102
not (much) of a racist but germany really should reignite the flames of the brown shirts desu
>>60245060
good lad
This one time when I was younger my mum came into my room and started ripping it apart, telling me i'm a shit son and how she wishes she never had me. Apparently she was looking for some stolen chocolate or something, because after about 5 minutes my sister came in and admitted it was her who robbed the chocolate.
Mum just said 'oh sorry' and then fucked off
bit of a fucking mess all these threads
>>60245162
council house lad?
>>60245162
Ah yes, perfect justification for being a paedo
anyone fancy a cuppa?
just turned on the wave
We're all immigrants.
>>60245060
Very good lad.
>>60245178
Nah.
>>60245196
?
>>60245197
enjoy your cancer
>>60245202
I ain't
>>60245202
Speak for yourself, paki.
*this poster has been sent to a tolerance camp*
>>60244980
The EU is a totalitarian nightmare.
>>60245235
>tfw completely and utterly normal
always thought i had a pinner stay blessed
>>60245202
Rly maeks u think
>>60245272
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Might make tea in the microwave for a laugh
>>60245272
Too bad you're cut.
>>60245060
Outstanding post.
>>60245293
no im not
How could one make money from a Brexit?
>>60245202
What? We all have immigrant ancestors, but we are not all immigrants.
This statement is dumb as fuck.
>>60245262
Good, cannot stand the number of bloody racists ITT tbqh.
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2941266
went to see this girl yesterday, she spent like 15 minutes talking about how she hates pakis and chinks
>>60245315
bet on it
>>60245314
>australian
>not cut
Good joke, mate. You are most definitely cut.
>>60245102
>>60245349
better report her to the police mate
>>60245359
dont know anyone whos cut
BROKUN BRITUN
>>60245363
ah yes, very impressive
>>60245373
>dont know anyone whos cut
Impossible. Most Australians are.
having mixed feelings
having a go
>>60245373
You don't know anyone full stop.
>>60245413
http://www.circinfo.org/statistics.html
>The prevalence of circumcision for newborn boys is zero, because none is born circumcised, but incidence is about 13% in the first year of life. On the other hand, annual incidence of circumcision for intact men in their 20s is about 0.07%, but prevalence in 2012 was estimated at 26%.
its just baby boomers, mate. they went nuts for it back then but it doesnt happen anymore.
>>60245349
sounds like the perfect girl
feeling like arse
>>60245434
potato famine
>>60244469
>>60244475
call centre
We are Anonymous
We are legion
We do not forgive
We dont not forget
Expect us.
>>60245491
Pajeet
cannot believe ive gotten to the point in my life where im linking circumcision statistics online
fucking hell
Want to go to the gym but won't know what I'm doing and don't want people to laugh at me
Also pretty skinny and don't want to look like a twat trying to bulk up and look stupid
>>60245545
ugly wanker
>>60245315
>leave the EU
>mass immigration's massive pressure on the housing industry stops dead
>sell your house while the prices are still ridiculously high
>eventually the market catches up and house prices tumble
>spend the £300,000 you were going to spend on a shitty semi-detached council house instead on a comfy cottage or something.
>even if the European Union falls apart I'd rather we be inside there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYzpPWnn2II
>>60245579
That's not very nice, my man
>>60245586
>>mass immigration's massive pressure on the housing industry stops dead
But the Leave campaign wants to increase immigration?
>>60245621
I'm not a very nice person, sheep shagger.
>>60245356
How can I actually bet on it?
>>60245545
mate I am a 6'5 lanklet trying to bulk
genuinely, no one gives a shit what you're doing, unless you're really fucking up which if you watch some basic videos on form you won't
got to /fit/, start on SS, it's the best for building strength and bulking
calculate your TDEE here and eat at a 500cal surplus to put on a healthy amount of weight http://scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/
do SS until you're comfortable moving on and you've put on some strength + weight (6-10 months should do it) and then do a PPL routine
SS has been known to give you T-rex legs because of its focus on squats, so you might want to adjust the routine accordingly if you want to avoid this and not be bottom heavy
good luck
Got the new GQ magazine.
While l was flicking though all the £700 tshirts and £2000 watches, there was an article about Caitlin Jenner and his gym range for H&M. They even referred to him as "her"
So sick of buying this lefty rag
>>60245700
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>I'm not a very nice person
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7189294/Remain-campaign-in-chaos-after-Jeremy-Corbyn-attacks-Project-Fear-and-dismisses-anti-Brexit-forecasts-as-hysterical-hype.html
based jezza
>>60245659
be over 18
>>60245732
i am, now what?
>>60245728
Everyone knows Jezza is only giving a half-arsed attempt at remaining because he doesn't really want to stay in the EU
>>60245728
>the sun
not clicking that link mate
>>60245700
Didn't understand a word of this
>>60245753
>complains about paki rape gangs
> does this
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36429385
Bit hypocritical ay lads?
>>60245700
Fuck off, Tom
>>60245793
>He doesn't use PaddyPower
>tfw can't drink the water in Barcelona
>Spain
>a first world country
pick one
>>60245728
>>60245832
Dear posters,
I will not be clicking your links
Regards
In love with this Trump girl desu
https://youtu.be/P7BOmojLYjo?t=4m49s
>>60245793
>2/7
>>60245832
are you really comparing the two?
>>60245888
pirato
>>60245785
start on the routine SS (Starting Strength, google it)
TDEE is how many calories you need to maintain your current weight, it depends on your current weight, activity amount and height (also when you use the calculator and are inputting exercise it doesn't include weight lifting, only cardio)
do Starting Strength until you're comfortable and then move on to a Push, Pull, Legs routine (google it)
Squats focus on your quads (muscles in your thighs) and they grow rapidly so you might wind up looking like a T-Rex (big legs, small upper body)
>>60245894
wow, what a qt
Just ordered 30KG of bulk sweets
diabetus here I come
ate bad food all day and didnt go to gym lads
might go yet but its like 11pm lol x
and you're not really there
do these legs look odd apart from they're skinny as fuck
That fucking raid on last night was a nightmare. This has been the longest I've been away from /brit/.
>>60245990
knocked knees
>>60245894
![knockknees2[1].ashx.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SNI4nPw.jpg "knockknees2[1].ashx.jpg")
>>60245990
knock knees
genetic trash
>>60245913
Well they're very similar lol, except the British one is probably worse
>>60246029
Nice
>>60245990
aliums walk among us
>>60246080
lads
>>60246108
feel really knackered
>>60246108
had a wank
Let me get this straight
People pay £30+ every single month for a gym when you could just fucking go outside for a run for free?
>>60246197
holy gee golly mister thats one hell of a radical opinion that will surely stir the pot whooo-wee *slaps knee* damn!!!!!!
>>60246108
>>60246050
>>60246012
is it that visible?
is it not bow legs, the opposite/
>>60246258
>>60246197
people in New York workout on poles, park benches, etc to avoid gym fees. Not even joking. The other day I saw a guy lifting a barricade thing on the pier.
>>60246233
well cheese and crackers the millennialls these days just keep coming up with these 'edgy' ideas hoooooo whee hot damn
>>60246303
No you didn't you saw that on a vlog on youtube
>>60246303
ahh yes america
>>60246340
He's literally there all the time.
after many failed attempts my third eye is opening up
>>60245990
That's a man, baby!
ahh yes america
xx
f-35 is flying over my house soon hashtag spoopy
>>60246399
correct
only one to guess
>>60246386
Sure couldn't tell from the way he looks
pls give me an entertaining video game
i've run out of tf2
>>60246436
undertale XD
Jesus Christ look at this girls chebs
chaturbate/jennica_lynn/
>>60246387
did you buy my third eye opening cream?
very cheap, very good.
>>60246427
Feet give it away.
Got any other pics of him?
>>60246420
ahhh yes
>>60246436
just play overwatch, it's tf2 but with more waifus
>>60246436
enter the gungeon
>13c
>feels more like 5c
wtf...!? o_O
>>60246456
that was the only one
have another
>>60246450
I did cheers for that lad xxx
>>60246449
seriously guys look at this
>>60246436
xcom 2
>>60246496
hawt
>tfw no femboy bf
>>60246519
how does this happen? Birth defect?
*muffled ting from the next room*
y'all ready for some tea?
*whirs into room on mobility scooter with carry tray of boiled water*
*fat hips catch the door frame and spill on legs*
*pig-shrieks from pain*
yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIGGY PIGGY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60246531
this website has ruined me
Ah yes I waste money every month on gym membership when I could exercise for free I'm a good goy
>>60246558
I told you to stop calling my dick "this website"
Trump? umm the only MAGA I'm interested in is the one where a girl sucked off 25 lads in a row x
>>60246554
cringing
still cringing
>>60246583
uh oh!!!!!! there he is again!!!!!! there is the guy with some spicy-hot opinions!!!!! rev up those keyboards!!!!!!!
>>60246531
SUSSEX
>>60246531
ESSEX
>>60246597
umm I don't think so sweetie :) x
>>60246602
ummm nice try in bringing me down sweetie x
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-36435858
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
garridge lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZF3Cdhp2vQ
got my leg overt this cute little 19 year old fuck toy last night gave her a proper buggering
>>60246627
>>60246636
Got pics? :) xx
>>60246627
>>60246636
ummmm no sex sweetie x
>>60246675
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america is amazing
genuinely the most interesting country in the world despite only being around 200 years old
>>60246675
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>>60246654
>tfw gay and dislike trannies
know how homophobes must feel now, sorry lads haha
>>60246675
>>60246675
medal's in the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWd9BpT5ips
>>60246707
FOY
would it be stupid to go to a gym just to do cardio?
Really not interested in bulking or anything. I'm naturally lean which I like, I've just grown a belly since leaving uni
wish my gf had bigger breasticles
sweetie :) xx
>>60246583
>tfw have a squat rack, bench, 20kg olymmpic bar, 200kg in iron plates ranging from 5kg-20kg, several dumbbells misc kg, pull up bar and Protective flooring.
>tfw haven't used it in months despite it being in the room next to me.
For 2 years straight I did an ulxulxx routine, and now I can't even be assed going to the room and lifting even a dumbell.
>slowly getting a beer belly
>>60246742
I'd say so, where do you live? going for a run or a cycle is way better than using machines for cardio
unless you can use a swimming pool
>>60245700
I just started off with PPL and have been doing it for 2 months, why bother starting off with SS? I'm making gains way more quickly than my mate who did SS.
dont get how fat people exist
>>60246742
>would it be stupid to go to a gym just to do cardio?
Yes, sweetie :) xx
>Teenage white slags exchange booze and fags for sex
>The """"""raped"""""children"""""
>>60246746
My gf has 32dd. Fucking love them. Best thing is, she fucking loves it when I fondle them or suck and lick them so she lets me grab em whenever I want
Want to cuddle with a cute boy
People my age: Haha hello how are u
Me: FOY FONT ahahaha PEPE :D
#britishmemes
>>60246770
>where do you live?
Nottingham.
>>60246742
>would it be stupid to go to a gym just to do cardio?
depends what sort of cardio, if you're just using the bike or treadmill it is stupid but if you're doing conditioning like barbell complexes, using a prowler, farmers walks and that sort of thing then a gym is very useful
>>60245700
>recomending a push pull legs.
Nah mate, Upper Lower.
If you post is more than a couple words long, just fuck off if you think I'm actually about to read that shite.
>>60246774
what is laziness
>>60246815
safe lad
what gym are you thinking of using?
>>60246678
Can't i at least take you out on a date Hun? Xx
>>60246833
get:
a) a job
b) therapy
>>60246771
well whatever works for you mate, SS is just a good beginner routine because it helps people build strength quickly, but starting with PPL is good too, just whatever you feel comfortable with and whatever works
@60246833
Tl;dr
>>60246802
define "cute"
subjectively of course
60246881<<
Filtered.
happy thursday loves!! Xx
>>60245545
don't listen you the /fit/ cunts that say people won't laugh or judge you because they will. you're better off doing bodyweight exercises in your bedroom if you're that worried about that sort of thing.
>>60246771
>I'm making gains way more quickly than my mate who did SS.
what PPL template are you doing? Your mate is doing SS wrong if he's not making faster gains
>>60246891
>loves
fuck off northerner
>>60245712
Will Lads Mags ever make a return?
>tfw not sure what lacoste t-shirt to buy, what beer to drink, what film is so shit it's funny, what album I should buy, or even know if japs are leaving their kids innawoods as some punishment for throwing stones at cars.
>>60246924
ahaha um???? rude ...................
>>60246864
But PPL builds tsrength quick as well and because of the volume it also builds GAINS quickly.
Why not jsut skip SS and start from PPL from the get go?
>>60246904
>you're better off doing bodyweight exercises in your bedroom
enjoy nogains
gotta lift big to make gains, and it's not like you get '''too big''' as a natty lifter anyway
>>60245846
>tfw use Skybet
>tfw paddy power would have given me £5 free bet per win for Germany in the Euros, and skybet only give me £3
doing a nod of the head
>>60246942
ahaha um... get out of my face, northern scum.
>>60246919
The one from the Bernie Sanders fansite
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/37ylk5/a_linear_progression_based_ppl_program_for/
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>60246883
idk, slightly twinky and shy.
good morning lads
>>60246988
yeah nice mate really top quality post that haha
dweeb
