>Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
edition
Haven't read any of the posts ITT
>>60247398
one of the guys who got a victoria cross at rorkes drift died at the retreat at mons in world war 1
Haven't read a single post ITT
lads
Haven't read a single post ITT
not reading any posts ITT
most embarassing moment in your life?
for me its a toss up between 4
>this guy finding out who my school crush was when i was 11 and then everyone making fun of me for liking her because she would never be my gf, so i was trying to prove i didnt like her by doing all this stupid shit
>dad finding trap porn in my browser history and then giving me this lecture about how i was a faggot
>fancying this girl and sort of low level following her around (as in after school going out of my way to catch the same bus as her) and then her actually saying 'why are you doing this' to me
>happened twice: being off my tits on drugs and grinding on girls uninvitedly and getting some random guy grab me up and threaten to knock me out and then hearing aobut it the next day from my friends who were all saying i shouldn't have done it and that i was a gimp
yeah i pretty much avoid going outside and human contact these days
bonus point:
>go to CofE primary school, in year 3 around easter time
>think the killing of jesus was a bad thing since he was the son of god
>thought christians hated the cross because it was like the thing he died on
>say 'the cross is bad they should take it down'
>teacher goes absolutely livid at me
>literally start stuttering trying to explain what i mean
Very original and creative posts so far ITT
Haven't read any of the posts ITT
Afternoon lads
best gimmicks ITT
>>60247545
cant even think of one which must mean my life hasnt been that bad i suppose
Reading all posts in this ITT thread
>he thinks the Brits won at the end of Rorke's drift
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36400702
20/28 here
a lot of it was guesswork though
>>60247466
I posted this ITT
chavs ITT innit
>>60247617
Absolute madman
>>60247617
just linked this just in case it disappears ITT
Post the most /fa/ pic of yourself
>>60247605
yep. they did.
Everyone ITT only just learned what ITT means
>>60247628
I'd be surprised if more than a couple of chavs even know what 4chan is.
>>60247582
explain this webm.
>>60247617
Janny boy
>>60247673
>>60247705
It's me in Amsterdam
>>60247614
16/28
>>60247673
>>60247614
lmao
m
a
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>>60247673
>>60247705
hes coming out of a brothel in amsterdam, presumably lost his virginity and is celebrating.
are you really this dense?
>>60247705
That fat scottish comedian who made the chad hogan joke loses his virginity to a prozzie, people are happy for him.
in 1880 only 20% of the people in France spoke French.
the rest spoke their various regional languages.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36400702
How did you lads do? I got 17
can't handle this bastard weather lads
I love BBC.
>>60247744
oh right. how were you supposed to tell it was a brothel?
>>60247673
>>60247781
It's warm in Oxford
>>60247673
Say it with me lads
Sir Roy Hodgson
Do you love BBC?
>>60247759
Why is your body too small for your arms?
>>60247554
You're American.
I hate you because you are American.
What did he mean by this?
>>60247785
because of the red lights, large open windows and amsterdam looking streets you mong
Europe and the Anglosphere should be free of nonwhite peoples
The dark skinned savages bring only crime and disease and they are incapable of the formal reasoning ability needed to contribute to a thriving civilization
Unless nonwhites are removed from the West we can expect to see humanity fall before the beginning of the next century
poo
>>60247844
me on the right
>>60247673
absolute madman grilling tomatoes lol hahahahah
>>60247781
You have to go back.
>>60247754
wow
Hitler was right about the Jews. There's just no other way to explain the current state of the world other than a demonic bestial entity doing it on purpose.
>>60247862
m8, you haven't been a white country for a long time
>>60247614
11/28, mostly guesses
>>60247902
it's called capitalism
>>60247885
there is nothing mad about grilling tomatoes
>>60247862
You were never a white country
>>60247862
I think this is the first time I agree with a yank.
>>60247903
That doesn't mean we can't take our country back from the savages
We are still home to over 200 million white people and that's actual whites none of this "white Hispanic" bullshit
>girls
>>60247947
That's bullshit though. America was around 90% white up to the 60s.
>>60247885
Why the fuck would you put tomatoes under the grill?
>>60247785
muh RED LIGHT district
got my first day of work tomorrow lads
>>60247932
The Jews were the ones who took capitalism to the extreme levels of destroying nations and cultures for the sake of profit.
i just want to hold her hand lads. I'd wear a glove if it made her feel more comfortable.
just voted out
Telling my Finnish gf I voted in though lol
>>60247979
it would take something huge to make that happen
perhaps another world war
>>60247957
More pls
why do people feel the need to make an early thread when there's already an empty /brit/ on the catalog?
How do I achieve this look?
Everybody knows who the true master race is.
>>60248133
Just bought this to show my support for Turkey in the world cup.
Can't wait to wear it down the pub
>>60248157
>Shop at JD
>stay away from McKenzie and the chavier tier shite.
>>60248157
I look just like that except I have a receding hairline and don't own a track jacket
>>60248158
fascism is a mix of communism and capitalism so ironic
>>60248193
You should slay pussy then
>>60248157
wish those jackets werent so pricey.
i know they're chavvy as fuck but i really like them. i could make it less chavvy i reckon
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-36419849
>Being nationalistic is not a good thing
wew
>>60248167
F-Face pic?
>>60248231
I have autism
>>60248255
>>60248255
>>60248255
What did he mean by this?
>>60248232
>track jackets
>chavvy
mate, nothing wrong with track jackets.
>>60248247
nationalism is bad, patriotism is not
>oi bruz, got on ya knees and suck muh cock or i'll shank ya
Wot do?
>>60248205
Not really considering Mussolini invented fascism because Italy was about to go full commie and mixing socialist tendencies into a nationalistic platform was the only way to save it.
>>60248280
Probably an angry Scot
>>60248247
A German would say that.
>>60248275
So do I but it still lost my virginity at 17
>>60248293
Motherfucker looks like a neanderthal
>>60248192
nice polo shame i look fucking shit in them though
>>60248293
Fuck off ya cunt, am no daein shite mate.
>>60248290
Nationalism is what causes nations to become strong
There's nothing wrong with putting your nation first and only communists think there is
>>60247985
No it wasn't
>>60248293
Shoot him
>>60248363
His cock is probably 8x7
Hope we Bremain so we can't opt out of the EU Universal Basic Income.
bleedin eurofascists
>There are 3 nonwhites in my old primary school
Very disconcerting.
>>60248345
I didn't lose mine until I was 21
If that's not concrete proof of my autism I don't know what is
>>60248387
This isn't 1922 anymore m8
>>60248290
nah fuck off m8
although i can't be nationalistic due to the shit history of my ''''''country'''''', being aware and proud of the distinctions of your homeland is not a bad thing.
as long as you don't get to the point where you feel contempt for other countries and have a sense of superiority, you're fine.
>>60247447
can someone from newcastle vocaroo this?
>>60248389
Yes actually it was.
>tfw no chav bf
Do you wanna play some Overwatch, lads?
What's your ID?
>>60248333
Jesus christ, such shame.
>tfw that fat cunt fi govan waves the scotland flag with pride despite being a sickining lefty tart.
>>60248381
Nah mate, you probably just think that because you don't wear them much.
>>60248425
Who's the naruto guy supposed to represent
your girl calls me daddy
>>60248483
nah i got skinny as fuck arms so the polo doesnt go tight aroudn the arms and its all baggy, looks completely wank mate.
>>60248500
Europeans after the fall of the Roman Empire
>>60248425
These historical meme threads in /his/ need to stop immediately
should I cop?
Chinese guy I took my laptop to is fucking me around big time
might lob a brick through his window x
>>60248435
t. country that won't exist in 100 years
>>60248533
Ah. Yeah, really makes you think...
Taxation is theft
>>60248436
what you're describing is patriotism though.
nationalism puts the interests of your nation above others. that can lead to bad bad things - as evidenced throughout history.
>>60248516
fair enough pal.
I use to be the same.
Now I have bigger arms because I got a job lifting boxes all day. (well, night, but same thing)
>tfw no cheeky nandos bf
Will the yanks ever piss off? Nobody wants them here.
>>60248556
No countries will exist in 100 years
>>60248563
More like a forced purchase of services.
It's not exactly theft if you get something in return.
RUGBY LADS
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>>60248556
t. country that has only existed for a hundred years
I'm not Lithuanian btw
>>60248589
grim choice in pants
>>60248611
I do not consume public services.
the amount of tax you pay should be directly reflected in the quality of public services you receive
>>60248589
so glad the skinny jeans meme is finally starting to die
>Churchill on the new plastic £5 note
can hear lefties screaming
>>60248589
me in the back
very good lads ah yes
#laughlivelove
#freespirit
#ahyes
>>60248589
Skinny jeans and slimfit are fine.
>super skinny
what were they thinking?
*spills corona on me scoop neck tee and high top sneakers*
ahaha wahey!!!
>>60248682
those lefties wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him
>>60248645
You're paying for them either way. If you choose not to take advantage of them that's your choice.
>>60248428
Nonce
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581465/Boy-eight-suspended-school-Peaky-Blinders-style-short-sides-haircut.html
>>60248689
dat sneaky swastika
>>60248689
>Vichy memorabilia
I am so fucking fascinated by Vichy France but there is so little material available from that era. Many books written about it but they all say the same thing. I want TV programmes, radio shows, postcards and drawings like this dammit
>>60248749
His mum's a bit of alright
>>60248758
get a life mate lol
>>60248758
>TV programmes
what
wasn't Vichy disbanded before television existed?
Remember lads? Fucking hell kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLfQknNxvFA
>>60248749
thats a perfectly decent haircut. what are those teachers smoking.
>>60248726
>sneakers
FOY
>Fiji water
what is this normie dogshit
>>60248726
>scoop neck tee and high tops
Fuck sake mate, 2009 called.
>>60248749
>Getting kicked out for a mascualine cut
When will it end lads.
>he spends money on a gym membership
Lmao. Nature is laughing at you
*get on the bus wearing my Canterbury trackies, Nautica polo and Nike TN's*
*make eyes at everyone as I slowly make my way towards the back seat*
*sit in the very middle of the back seat and split my legs open*
*take out my Sony Ericsson and play T2 - 'Heartbroken' through the phone speakers*
>>60248804
pic is me friendo, I will wreck you
>>60248806
Are you being silly? How very unaustralian of you. Television became widespread in the 1930s mate
>>60248572
yep, you're right. i fucked up a bit there.
do normies really think bottled water comes from a volcano LMAO
>>60248907
nvm im thinking of when television came to Australia
>>60248905
get a job
>>60248867
water from Fiji, mate
>>60248907
>Television became widespread in the 1930s mate
it existed in the 1930s, but it wasn't widespread until the 50s
>>60248640
>pants
Fuck off yank.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-36435858
ah yes, northern ireland. truly a bastion of conservatism.
>>60248973
>nvm im thinking of when television came to Australia
Ah yes, last tuesday
a e s t h e t i c aid relief
Why are British lads generally so much better looking than British women?
>>60248907
wasn't really widespread in the 30s. definitely existed though.
my gran grew up in the 30s and her family was the first on her street to get a tv so they'd regularly have like 20 people round to watch tv. pretty funny.
can't believe normies only ever vote for tory or labour
what's wrong with them? why can't we just execute them and be done with it?
>>60249017
'Cause you're bent, mate
>turn 27 in less than 2 months
>still never even kissed a girl
>>60249049
But mate, I vote SNP.
>>60249051
I have a gf
Even when I went to Turkey, all the British lads on the beach were tall, fit, handsome while their gfs were fat, stocky and ugly
https://www.reddit.com/r/Meditation/comments/4m6h2y/pressure_on_third_eye_cant_get_in_the_zone_anymore/
this lad's having trouble with his third eye
>>60249093
fucking christ lad
HOW
just copped this lads
>>60249142
racist pos
>>60249113
did he try the ice cream
>>60249142
me on the left, politically speaking
>>60249101
don't even consider the Scottish to b human so whatever
>>60249142
bloody racist
>invite girl to come over
>go to my room; it's full of junk
>suggest we go to the guestroom
>it has a comfy king size bed
>turn on the electric blanket so we both get hot
>watch a scary film together
Will it work lads
>>60249162
bit rude desu lad
http://www.resort.com/~prime8/Orwell/nationalism.html
interesting read
>>60249185
you should watch an anime about clumsy Japanese schoolgirls instead
>>60249201
quiet dog
BUT WOT ABOUT ARE EU YOOMAN RIGHTS INNIT
>>60249142
As a muslim this post offends me.
Starting to think the government might be bad desu lads
>>60249247
haha human rights what a joke lol
>>60249185
>junk
Fuck off yank.
>>60249247
Isn't the whole point of human rights that they apply to everyone regardless of country or citizenship?
![03-19-13-Stefan-Molyneux-on-History...-So-It-Doesnt-Repeat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B3LnMR2.jpg "03-19-13-Stefan-Molyneux-on-History...-So-It-Doesnt-Repeat[1].jpg")
>>60249259
Magnificent post
just copped this
gonna invade iraq. You lads want anything?
You're all very rude desu.
What's the best mobile phone currently on the market?
>>60249425
bit of oil please Tone
>>60249425
pack of monster much
>>60249449
asdfg
>>60249425
cornetto choc n ball
>>60249425
a Sanctions bar
>>60249479
asdfg
>>60249499
asdfg asdfg
>>60249425
a job
>>60249449
Nexus 6P
>>60249479
>>60249505
dangerous gimmick
>>60249425
the only nation in the area that can think of opposing israel gone
>>60248468
is this rare???
so zoologists and such have done a study on giant squid and they reckon some of them could be as large as 66ft (20 meters)
thats fucking disgusting
might kill myself
>>60249425
get some BJ cool please mate
ulcer wont fuck off
>>60249569
my willy (pictured left)
Hey lads. Always interested about the origin of word "lad". Is it modern or from Shakespeare times. Or may be even older?
>mfw never become a true lad, cause slav
>>60249569
want to stick it up me arse ngl
>>60249625
The name and face seem familiar but I can't put my finger on him.
>>60249613
nice thumbnail faggit
>>60249613
Holy shit, how the fuck this pic had been posted, there's a demon in my pc.
>>60249449
depends
>>60249185
Electric blanket in June?
Are you mad?
>>60249661
john green
oyy those damn germans are at it again nigel
>>60249247
You have the right to be jailed for thought crime.
>Brain Damage Causes You To Become French
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italian-man-suffers-brain-damage-and-now-speaks-french-and-france-compulsive-foreign-language-a7061001.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LADS!
post early to mid 2000s choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
>>60249569
The colossal squid are the big ones. We don't even know how large they can get.
>>60249613
>>60249625
ah yes john, it's worked so well so far for me!
gimmicks abound
need a jellyfish gf
>>60249764
Same thing happened to an aussie and he started speaking chinese
wouldnt mind them featuring my testies on hydraulic press
really hungering for a british bf lads
listening to We're Only In It For The Money lads
>>60249828
going to filter you till you post legs
>>60249625
le cheerios man
>>60249698
It'll be at night time tho
>>60249861
howling
need a shrimp gf
>>60249852
my legs are hairy m8
>>60249852
how will you know if he's posting legs then x
really dislike this gimmick where it doesnt cool down at night
>>60249625
>tfw I can't even laugh at these anymore because I'm so used to seeing him with Hitler quotes under him
not in any major need for a gf rn tbqh
enjoying independence and the ack of constant whinging and anxiety that jamal might take her away
>>60249802
dafuq is that
>>60249927
can you not
