sausage edition
cara
crayon pop
>>60244337
why do you post this every thread
dont mind the john cena meme desu
I look forward to the upcoming gimmicks
England is a third world country.
>>60248255
>>60248255
>>60248255
Check these spineless cucks
https://m.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4m6e2y/how_are_you_voting_this_month_and_why/
What does the UK do better than the US?
rate my fit lads
>>60250612
absolutely nothing
>people will finally be able to realise why i made that "dont mind the john cena meme desu (2)" post
Reminder that we need the EU
not sure i like this whole alt-right thing
seems super fucking fedora now. Sargon, Gavin McInnes, Molyneaux. I liked it before but it just feels too ... edgy now. Like right wing SJW
>>60244290
fuck off you chinky cunt
>>60250602
*walks passed these lads with my head down*
y'alri?
>>60250612
muslim rape gangs, muslim mayors, muslim satisfaction ratings, honestly the list goes on
>>60250457
similar traits.
>>60250602
That pic is from scotland
goodbye limes
Shitposting with y'all was an honor
I hope you can sneak your posts out of jail
>>60250644
identifying with it is fedora tier, that does not necessarily mean the ideas that some of the people involved in the movement put across aren't valid
>>60250612
nothing
>>60250669
He's actually Scottish.
>>60250642
>germany is literaelly brown
>so is portugal
kek they're not even trying to hide it at this point
>>60250612
qt boys
>>60250602
>be poor in poor area with no job prospects
>wearing about 100 quid in clothes to play outside.
Makes sense.
>>60250612
Fuck all mate, just like the EU does better than an independent state.
>>60250619
Fucking sweety man needs to eat more sweets instead of giving them out to kids.
the north
>>60250642
That's an edit
Right?
>>60250682
of course not but i've heard some ridiculous fucking arguments recently.
Also the fucking fanboys. You can't disagree with any of these fucks without being on a deathlist
A VOTE FOR BREXIT IS A VOTE FOR PUTIN
Can someone explain to me the difference between Scotland and England?
So far I'm not really seeing one.
>>60250642
>Google artist
>He's a kraut
What a surprise.
>>60250718
>>wearing about 100 quid in clothes to play outside.
they obviously rack them mate
I love my country, that's why I'm voting REMAIN
If you wouldn't date this then you're a transphobic bigot who needs to die.
>>60250642
>>60250642
>germany
>>60250642
>Green, yellow, Orange and black are the only colours missing.
3 are gaudy and one is dark.
Yeah, no, we're good.
The wife just sent me this, isn't she adorable?
>>60250612
There are hotter Europeans from other countries in London than there are in NYC in my experience. Bout all I can think of.
My biggest gripe with Brit land is the food. Why is it so bland? Why does the tiny, cash-only diner down the street from me do a better English breakfast than the posh £30 a plate London restaurants work clients make me suffer through?
>>60250642
not a fan of the lack of diversity here tbqh :/
Oh, hey there Anglocucks. I almost didn't see you there. You enjoying being a nasty little cuck? I can't wait to cuck you out of Brexit later this month.
See you then!
>>60250750
different parliaments, different currency, different education system, different legal system (courts), different laws etc
>>60250789
would love to go to a yank diner x
what i wouldnt love is not being able to paywave it though x
>>60250789
>Brit land = London
Here's your problem
>>60250789
>British food is bland
t. Yank who spent all his time in Britain at Mc Donalds
>>60250789
Every northern European country has shit food you fucking burger
>>60250642
is that the cunt that did the Gruffalo?
fucks sake
>>60250821
>paywave
where the fuck are YOU from? It's pay pass cunt
>>60250701
What colour were you expecting Turks and Moors to be m8
>>60250642
me looking at my pickpocket
>>60250859
UNA VELA
>>60250848
pay pass is mater card and pay wave is visa you fucking shitter
>>60250619
why the long face?
>>60250822
Been all over the North. Greasy meat pies and kebab stands are not impressive.
>>60250848
>>60250893
it's contactless lads
Got plans for the weekend lads?
>>60250893
what bank gives visa cards? ANZ?
>>60250859
don't summon them
>>60250931
Telling Yanks to fuck off.
>>60250903
Mate that's like me going to Maine and saying the US is shit at BBQ
>>60250931
Finally buying the gf some birthday presents then taking her up North for my brother's fiancé's hen do
>>60250939
fuck i dont know mate do i look like a bank rep?
60250927
will not even dignify this with a response
seeing my swiss qt tonight chaps.
going to take her to a cider pub boat.
>>60250931
studying for exams
oh yeah and shagging your oneitis
Remember that lad who got his Maroon 5 CD nicked? They nicked his legs and put him on Netflix.
Ladies and Gentlemen; The next Bond
>>60250958
>going all the way to the us to prove a point
>>60250970
ask her if she can lend us a few billion
>>60250757
edit of this with the swastika replaced with an EU flag when?
>>60250968
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
>>60250959
WELL WHAT BANK ARE YOU WITH?
THAT'S WHAT IM GETTING AT CUNT
>>60250991
Fuck off back to /tv/ lad
>>60251009
When you get off your lazy arse and learn to do things yourself mate.
>>60251000
sorry mate its all locked away in a mountain vault with the rest of the nazi jew gold
>>60250968
Who was he against?
>>60250968
hnnng
>>60250968
get rekt, paki cunt
>>60250970
fuck off
>>60250991
Why are female actresses so inept at preparing for roles?
Man gets cast as superhero? Trains for 10 months getting in shape for the role
Woman? SHUT UP SHITLORD *eats donuts*
>>60251027
effort tbqh, going to the gym in a minute anyway
Would rather live in Brazil than England 2bh. This country is the biggest shithole on this planet.
>>60251021
commbank but i say paypass because thats what people call it the majority of time they offer it to me
>>60250958
Did they get the Dancing Bear guys to do a show?
>>60250976
Jokes on you, I'm gay
>>60251047
unnecessarily rude
>>60251040
Canelo 'checks under his bed for GGG every night' Alvarez
"The torries have done nothing to lower immigration"
uhhhhh okay...
>>60250968
Sent to the shadow realm, never to return
>>60251040
Canelo Alvarez
Alri lads haha
>>60251110
whitest mexican in the planet
>>60251068
so let me guess this straight. You normally say pay pass but on 4chan just then you said pay wave?
absolute DRONGO
>>60250931
Working night shift Friday and Saturday.
>tfw had the last 3 weekends off.
Might have a few jars and watch Scotland vs France before I go to work on Saturday though.
>tfw Premier sports
how did /hockeyTV/ get so many international football games?
>>60251073
>that fucking game
At least I didn't put money on it
>>60250968
Thank fuck he's choosing to represent Pakistan at the Olympics and not Britain
>>60251098
>EU immigration
You have no control over it that's literally why you're having the referendum.
The tories or labour couldn't do anything about those numbers other than put 7 year restrictions on bulgaria and romania in 2007
Traveled through a lot of Europe and enjoyed it
Am I missing out by not ever going to Norway/Sweden/Denmark?
Or am I just blinded by qts that live there
>>60251080
Nah, she's poor as shit so they'll be doing fuck all probably haha
>>60251130
i meant pay wave mate what do you want from me its 1:30 so just rack off
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
Which one of you is this?
http://youtu.be/qtCDr9iaAtA
>>60251098
Nobody is saying they've not done anything that's strawman
What people are saying is they said they'd get net migration to the tens of thousands in both the 2010 and 2015 manifesto and yet they didn't even come close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxo9-Z5Ki0
literal reptillian
>england is first world
What do people mean by this?
>i don't have a karen folder
>>60251139
>tfw no boxers so some guy from the army is representing us
reee
think i'm no longer hungover wew
>>60251142
They could do something don't be silly
I'd we nuked the country nobody would want to move here, problem solved checkmate brexiters
>>60251134
>Premier Sports
Aren't they showing Copa America in Britland?
>>60251174
>pepe
This is why no one takes the alt-right serious
ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE
>>60251206
People aren't shitting in the streets, yet.
Drunk Ausfag here lads, AMA
rate my gf's bum
>>60251206
nothing but 'first world' is an outdated term that hasn't meant anything since the end of the cold war.
>>60251098
This is misleading
It says immigration from the eu but it's actually net immigration from the eu
Gross immigration from the eu is double this
>>60251238
you aint seen the yobbos on their nights out have you mate?
>>60251257
hello mohammed
>>60251252
>GF
fuck off bender
>>60251260
They're migrants, they're all gross.
after a thorough series of tests comparing length and girth of my penis to random household objects I've determined this tube of aloe vera is the most similar to my penis. Girth is pretty much the same. I've marked where I measure up in length as well
>Anon... I have something to tell you... You know how I said I was on birth control...?
what is the absolute worst part of the UK?
>>60251257
When will this meme die?
These days first world means a developed country and you well know that
>>60251246
What are you drinking?
>>60251252
Would put my face in/10
>>60251209
ah yes, god bless rasheed
>>60251272
I've never stepped foot on your lovely island (and probably never will when Nigel gets his way)
>>60251144
I went to Sweeden. It was shite. Gothenburg was okay. I lived with a mate in Skovde for 2 weeks over the christmas period. Skovde was a bit boring. Kinda like a small uk town but with swedes.
I went to Liseberg or whatver for their christmas event, was pretty balling. Ate raindeer which was nice.
>>60251284
hi how are you
>>60251299
deventer
>>60251299
Scotchland, although the Scotch lad will lie and say England.
>>60251272
>non australians saying yobbo
why do they do this
>>60251305
Portuguese Tawney my burger friend
>>60251257
rasheed
>>60251329
>he thinks yobbos is an australian word
just want to wander around the streets of a random town in europe
>>60251329
95% of Australian slang is English in origin twat. You're our colony, not the reverse.
>>60251294
why did you put random cream coloured lines on your wrists? are you a cutter? lmao mate lmao
>>60251206
they're earmarked for demolition most likely
>>60251333
>Portuguese tawney
Sounds fancy
What is?
bunch of galoots, the lot of you.
>>60251367
geoguessr
>>60251371
probably a tattoo
>>60251368
yeah we get it mate we've successfully cucked 95% of your slang to the point where people associate all 95% of that with us there is no reason to keep pointing it out haha
>>60251139
>olympics
He's a pro you twat, he can't compete at the Olympics
>>60251428
ummmmmmmm lol
>>60251428
Guess again nigga
>non australians saying "mate"
Why do they do this? It just sounds dumb.
old people share the most inane and unfunny bollocks on LinkedIn
>>60251221
They seem to be showing all the football right now and yeah, they're showing the copa.
>>60251299
Morecombe.
I live in Scotland, the East Coast is nice, the west if dreary as hell and looks like it hasn't evolved the industrial era.
Rose is the only /brit/ approved waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZOxv6tf2rE
copped one of these for tea
*posts inspirational quote of the day*
SOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
>>60251414
Your ''country'' is literally Essex in the sun
don't you need to feed the 12 kids you have locked in your cellar?
>vocabulary stolen and twisted by former colonies
is there any country more pathetic than the UK. Bout time we disposed of your flag in the corner and replaced with a kangaroo 2bh
Why did they bully her lads?
She was so qt how come no british bf wanted to fucc her and be her bf?
in your FACE capitalist scum
>>60251459
good lad
>>60251484
look unless essex is a continent AND an island AND the greatest nation on earth you can just fuck right off you little gimp
>>60251486
Zhang.
>>60251414
>People
Only you abos mate. The world can barely differentiate Aussies from English.
>>60251458
incorrect
>non-Americans saying "quid"
Makes me ill
>>60251453
Gonna stay up for the Copa?
>>60251529
well it is an American term after all
>>60251486
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>>60251513
not him but fuck off if you wouldn't rather have a kangaroo on the top left of our flag you unaustralian cunt
fucking young liberal bitch cunt
>>60251486
>is there any country more pathetic than the UK
no. please annex us.
>poms incessantly try to draw parallels between the greatest country on earth and their miserable little island
>we're the same i swear!
fuck off pakis
>>60251512
>Greatest nation on earth
Anglo nations reign supreme at joint first, cunt.
I
KNOW
WHY
YOU
HAAAAAATE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>60251564
haha dopey cunt i dont want to smoke your joint fuck off tripper snipper
never met an aussie i liked 2bh
Wish I was Australian 2bh.
>>60251507
Literally doesn't matter what economic system you're under
If your country is full of Danish people then it's going to be good either way
>>60251558
>fucking young liberal bitch cunt
ah yes a young labor, very impressive
>>60251458
he did a really good job fucking up the english language
2/3 incorrect he should apply himself
>>60251558
not him (i'm the guy who posted about the kanga) but i am a young liberal. Please don't generalise.
Where is his nose?
Is this sausage made by ...?
>>60251542
Work nights so will miss a lot of it. Might catch a few games but not that bothered about it.
The European teams are more what I'm interested in.
Why don't we just increase the minimum wage
>>60251458
back to /r9k/
wish an aussie would kill me softly
lesbians, all of you
Australia > United Kingdom 2bh
>>60251625
im not young labor at all
cant stand you finance studying young liberal wankers as much as i CANNOT stand those bachelor of [f]arts young labor bitchboys
>>60251642
FUCK young conservative whatever the FUCK the 'i want to be british' faction of it is called
>>60251139
source?
>>60251670
with his words?
>>60251665
jus print more cash
>>60251686
Everyone wants to be British except uncivilised scum. It seems you fall into the "uncivilised scum" category.
>>60251670
*unsheathes my home made katana i made from only the finest materials from bunnings*
well here i go
*raises it*
*gets shot by the police for having a weapon*
>>60251689
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/boxing/amir-khan-would-love-to-represent-pakistan-at-rio-2016-olympics-after-aiba-vote-to-allow-a7060771.html
>>60251659
>>60251299
Middlesbrough
>>60251686
dont study finance, i have a degree in arts and a degree in teaching. stop with your generalisations.
so ummm nice try sweetie x :)
>>60251686
Rasheed
>>60251665
>increase minimum wage
>employers need to find more money to employ people
>raise their prices
>nobody is any richer but we pay more VAT on higher prices
hmm
>>60251686
BUT IM THE GUY WHO WANT THEM OFF OF OUR FLAG. i fucking hate poms, they're just as bad as yanks all they do is whinge. exhibit A: /brit/
nah i agree though, commerce students and arts students are fucking twats. I'm a centre-right STEM lad
Business idea: Annex Canada and save them from this tyranny
Find it a bit odd that babies are the result of sex t b h
>>60251664
I read on BBC that most Copa games should be starting at 2a your time
USA is hosting this year so we get Euros in the morning and Copa in the evening
Pretty cool
>>60251665
why don't they just reduce the banker's bonuses and footballer's wages, and give them to me instead?
>>60251459
Prefer this
>>60251700
Nah you're an idiot printing more money does some bad shit I can't remember something about inflatables
So I've come up with a genius alternative: make more coins instead, you aren't printing anything so it's fine
>>60251459
>tea
fuck off poortherner
>>60251727
So he won't fight Kell Brook cos he's "not a big enough name" but he'll fight a bunch of amateurs at the Olympics? He's a fucking coward.
>>60251760
Invade Canada, remove the frogs and restore the empire. This is our last chance.
really fancy a pizza now lids
>>60251519
>Go on Tinder
>First one that comes up is a tranny
FUCK MY LIFE
>>60251753
>centre-right
>>60251459
>>60251786
>Frozen Pizza
fishing now lids
lost a big bass he threw the hook on his first breach
fuck
if you kill your enemies they win
Moving from Sam Diego to a small town called Grimsby in the UK. Got an IT job and always wanted to live in Britain.
Why aren't employee wages just tied to that of the owners? That way the wage disparity doesn't get out of hand and people can actually earn more money without printing more money and inflation happening
>>60251753
yes FUCK im also a centre-right STEM lad FUCK these whiney cunts look at them right here:
>>60251711
alright so this fucking dickhead is either baiting harder than a japanese whaling boat off the great southern bite or is just a genuinely deluded sinner
>>60251733
look at this FUCKING DEADSHIT teacher. go have another holiday you unionised bastard
>>60251736
fuck off imagine if everyone in your country wanted to become american
>>60251665
>raise minimum wage
mate, maccas is now paying me the over 25 minimum wage (plus an extra quid for nightshift).
To deal with this they have given the less skilled ones less hours, leaving me and the other experienced guy to pick up slack in the same amount of hours we'd have with the less skilled.
>>60251760
Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".
>>60251794
>but he'll fight a bunch of amateurs at the Olympics
have a little think about what you just posted you mong
is he here?
>>60251831
kek i searched this on desu storage last night and there's like over 100 posts of people replying to canadians with it in text alone
girls scare me lads :/
>>60251820
better than anything dominos or other shitty chains offer mate
i make my own if poss but not tonight
>>60251851
dont you call maccas 'maccies'?
how do you pronounce 'maccies'? also how do you pronounce 'chebs'?
>>60251459
>stuffed crust
>pepperoni
Have some self respect, jesus christ
>>60251839
Work in a pollies office mate, teaching my back up. and unions can go to hell.
so ummmm nice try sweetie x :)
>>60251760
i don't understand how he gets all this shit through so quick how are there not people protesting all his shit
>>60251868
if you bully canadians they win
reminder that muslim countries like Saudi arabia literally bankroll our governmanet to pay for welfare and other spending that we can't afford in exchange for subtly condoning the islamisation of Britain
where else do you think they get the money? taxation isn't enough and every other country is also in debt except for oil rich muslim countries and china
Reminder
>>60251880
*licks you*
>>60251856
The Olympics will be full of amateur boxers regardless of whether they let pros fight you idiot.
>>60251912
and these are the people the english expect to have the loyalty to fight for them in wars
pffft
>>60251902
yes RIGHT so if you're adamant on running your unionised mouth when are we going to fight?
>>60251883
FRESH pizza from a supermarket is 100x better. Have you ever tried the fresh stonebaked pizzas from Tesco or Sainsburys?
is someone nice enough to explain 1142 to me?
i blocked 4chan on my router for 2 months from december to february, i come back and there's this head all over /brit/ and no one would tell me what was going on.
>>60251839
>fuck off imagine if everyone in your country wanted to become american
We're anglos though, Aussies and English are one and the same.
ree ree roo roo nappy full off poo poo
>girls
[worried laughter]
>>60251919
grantee it'll be filled with professionals. i'll be here when to lineup comes through to laugh at you.
>>60251919
Yep. He's going knock over some cans and get a medal so he can become a hype job again and get a few last paycheques. Anyway, I don't think he can represent Pakistan because he's already represented the UK
>>60251911
Ahh yes of course most of the uk debt is owned by Saudi Arabia very good
>>60251957
outside of westfield doncaster, right now. come on then.
>>60251780
Yeah, my shifts are 10pm - 7am so I'll miss a lot. Days off I'll catch them because I'm up at night.
Get to catch the Euro games before work which is good.
Hope you enjoy your month of football though, sounds pretty good desu.
>>60251966
it's a picture of me
please don't ask about it :(
***ATTENTION***
Ok here's the deal for all non-Americans, a real American is a white Anglo Saxon Protestant whose family has been here since the colonial times, spics and niggers and Catholics are not and will never be Americans
An American life is worth more than a life of any non-American
America is exceptional amongst nations in that government is our servant (in Europe government is seen as a lord, this comes from centuries of belief in "divine right of kings") and we exist for the betterment of ourselves, not for the betterment of Muslim immigrants, which is why yuropoors exist
Also guns, the right to bear arms ensures that we can keep all of our other rights
Yurocucks can and do cry all day everyday but if it were not for the United States military they would be living under Soviet dominion, most likely in gulags where they would be killed if they indulged in their homosexual tendencies
There is more, I could talk about my love for America forever, for it is with a religious fervor that I love this country
The United States in indisputably the most powerful and influential nation in the history of the world
>>60251971
>>60251966
>aussie posts screencap of his PC folders
>asks /brit/ which folder they wanna see / pictures they want him to post
>/brit/ picks "holiday pics" or something
>Image_1142.jpg is of the aussie himself
>>60251987
Professional bums maybe. Any pro boxer worth his salt will stay well clear. Why bother when a single PPV will make them far, far more dolla at much less effort?
You're all massive cunts.
>>60251969
doesn't invalidate the need for us to define ourselves without the UK, US, etc
cannot stand people who kowtow to other nations
>>60252045
IDIOT.
>>60252063
>https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/25/wladimir-klitschko-olympic-games-boxing
say again?
