instant tea edition
>>60237764
First
last thread was decent except the bits with the nonce
[This post has been censored by the European Union]
outstanding post
This is the superior British flag 2bh
>>60237799
You forgot the Welsh dragon.
Any new sources talking about these new EU laws?
I expect a swing in favour of Brexit.
>>60237789
>>60237764
anglos have more purchasing power than french.
I sell all my goods on ebay.fr 20% lower than what I could get on ebay.co.uk
never reply to me again nonce
>>60237815
What new laws?
>>60237807
Only real countries are allowed on the superior British flag.
>straight into work
>straight for a shit
ah no, not very impressive at all
The EU is a wonderful organisation and I'm so glad they're making laws against right wing islamophobes
[€1 has been added to you shill account]
>the nonce replies to you
just fuck off
>>60237843
>getting knocked out of your own world cup by a non country
>>60237859
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>60237824
Aren't low prices a good thing?
Brits are cucked into paying high prices for everything because we'll bend over and take it.
>>60237847
nah, you're not being fair on yourself, it's pretty impressive
>>60237817
>composed by yram dinstein
>>60237843
I guess the greatest city in the UK is in a non country then.
reminder that avatarfagging (IE putting the same gook in every post you make) is against 4chan's rules
Rate my new tat lads
bit tired but want to go for a run lads.
>>60237901
m8 not being funny here I like the welsh they're decent chaps but everyone knows it's a non country
>>60237899
>Yoram Dinstein is a scholar and Professor Emeritus at Tel Aviv University.
Shocker
>>60237859
>Getting a Welsh lad on the English throne
>He makes Wales a principality, a non country
>>60237917
disgusting
>>60237859
Can you literally not say anything else?
Like when you got taught how to use a computer by a travelling Englishman, did you work out how to make this post and think "yep, that'll do me"?
>>60237917
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>60237901
London is in England
how's the vote looking lads
I'm hoping you stay in the EU personally so globalism can triumph, bankers can stay rich
don't undo the steps to one world government!
morning lads. not the nonce though, the nonce can fuck off.
>>60237944
>>60237935
Wtf!? Rude >_>
>>60237951
morning lad
any plans x
the gf
>>60237931
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/wales/entries/1fa3ef03-d94a-3a3c-a22f-093c74467401
Fuck off.
spics STILL filtered
Wales is a country you tossers.
England and Scotland are the only real countries in the union. Wales is just a particularly dreadful part of England.
How does the EU manage to get itself hated by both the far right and far left?
>>60238004
t. curry
>>60237859
who won the 6 nations lol
>>60238033
kys yankee doodle bastard
Doing a mobile post while having a poo
>>60238032
Does it ever actually do anything good?
Serious question.
>two hot girls in pic, one not so
>swipe right
>it's a match
>she's the the not hot one
>she messages you straight away
>>60238032
by being all-round terrible at everything all the time
doing a vote for remain x
>>60238060
why tho?
Why are Australian accents so disgusting? I get ill every time I hear one and nearly sick.
>>60237970
working at home today so mostly drinking tea and wearing slippers desu
Doing a betray my people and nation x
>>60238088
Irl shitposting
>>60238094
i think it's a very cool and genial accent on guys but very trashy sounding on girls
imo
>>60238105
Ah yes
>>60238088
I like being able to move easily between other EU countries. No pesky lines at the airport.
wish this back pain would fuck off
think i need a new mattress
>>60238054
ahh yes, tinder roulette
Who/tt/ here?
Its the only time.the isle.of man doesnt suck.
>>60238094
they're pretty bad
can't stand a lot of accents though
>scottish
>aussie
>yank
>northern
>scouse/brummie/manc
>norn oireland
>>60238121
Oh, how many EU countries have you lived in?
I moved here pretty easily, last time I checked Thailand wasn't in the EU, nor are many other countries which you have visa free travel to with literally the joint strongest passport in the world.
>>60238124
Memory foam lad
It's actually not a meme.
Gets pretty toasty though.
>>60238135
>>northern
You take that back, mate. There is not one "northern" accent.
>>60238102
Nobody is looking out for me
not arsed where this leads anymore
>>60238121
lmao who cares about britains future thisll save me 30 quid on ibiza with the lads
kys
>>60238036
>acually comparing the two
oh dear
>>60238135
Can't stand anyone who isn't English because of their accents mate. It's a real problem.
>>60238126
she sent me that giphy of a girl raising her eyebrows and saying "hot"
reckon I'm going to unmatch her but I'll feel a little bad about it
>>60238163
difference is we've won both and you haven't
>>60238169
with you on that one m8
I put up with it but it would be so much more bearable if they just spoke like a normal human being
>>60238135
>yank
But we have just as many if not more than you.
Or do you mean the generic Chad at the frat party accent?
>>60238146
Yeah they get fucking well hot don't they lad
>>60238201
>But we have just as many if not more than you.
This is bait.
>>60238201
need a southern belle gf
>>60238197
I expect Scotland would be a nice place if we colonised it or something.
>>60238201
I mean anything that originates from the north american continent fatlad
>>60238171
dont be mean
just have a chat no wozza
look at this fucking dog
>>60238135
I'm from Newcastle and my accent isn't that bad. Please don't lump us in with the rest of the northerners.
>>60238183
>we've won both and you haven't
try again mate
>>60238213
what in tarnation are you flappin your gums about?
>>60238222
Ah, alright Limeylad
>>60238235
but it's put me in a mood now
it's for the best
>>60238244
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60238251
when did wales win the RWC?
>I'm from Newcastle and my accent isn't that bad
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgh
>>60238157
What's the condom for lad
>>60238276
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Come on, mate. Quit taking the piss.
>>60238291
It isn't. What are you lot on about?
>>60238311
be a gud boy and clean up properly now
>>60238325
potato famine
>>60238325
he's not ready for his bf to pozz him yet
fuck off, fuck all of you. i fucking hate this stupid place
>>60238348
Great post.
>>60238358
tell us what you really think
>>60238358
oy vey m8
>>60238348
excellent
>>60238358
shaloom
>>60238393
potato famine
>>60238393
>tfw you run out of potatoes
>>60238393
Drogheda and Wexford.
>>60238402
STOP THIS SHITPOSTING AT ONCE OR I WILL CONTACT THE JANITOR
What happened to /r9k/? Haven't checked in about 17 months and got my shit together as well as I can, but fuck me that place is literally crawling with newfags fresh off the reddit boat and tumblrinas
>>60238444
potato famine
>>60238446
Rare Pepes happened. Newfags came en masse and it has been shit ever since.
>>60238446
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR{{RPEFEPFPFEF
>>60238446
>What happened to /r9k/?
Moot brought it back
>>60238244
Pull the other one mate it's got bells on
can't be fucked lads I'm off for some brekkie
just going to let her go on the pile of girls whose messages I'm not going to reply to
bit sad because I get annoyed when girls don't reply to my messages
studying the reformation lads, kinda wanna do a Catholicism
>>60238512
>brekkie
Just say breakfast you chav cunt
got an exam tomorrow
prepping for a day of painful revision
>4 items should have been delivered in the post to me today
>Postman just came
>0 items
Ah yes VERY impressive.
>>60238532
>getting angry at words
lmoa @ ur lyfe
>>60238544
Well once he's cleaned himself up, I'm sure he'll bring you your things
>>60238532
alright m8 dont get angrie
>>60238561
kys
>>60238544
what's in the packages m8
>>60238530
>kinda wanna do a Catholicism
why, atleast pick a non wopspic denomination
>>60238561
quality post
10 points to Gryffindor
>tfw economically left wing, socially right wing
>posting 'potato famine' to irish posters actually makes them go away
very useful
amazing how dramatically the quality of /brit/ improves when JFs and the nonce aren't present
>>60238544
Wahey
>>60238561
Did a laugh
>>60238603
>>60238593
speak of the devil reee
I wish England had real mountains desu. We're really missing out.
hey lads
>>60238603
>>60238622
whoops.. set your rage level back to 'salty' haha gutted.
>>60238625
on what? avalanches?
>>60238595
>His """"democracy"""" doesn't have nine parties in parliament one of which represents what you're describing
>>60238622
fug
well, that's it I'm off to grab a bite to eat
>>60238625
mountains are meme geography
lads you won't believe what happened but for the first time in 3 years I got a job
$23 an hour wahey
>>60238637
hello
>>60238625
Mountains are a meme geography.
>>60238625
Um hav a look @ my studemt debt n u'll c mountains pmsl!! X
>>60238655
good lad
>>60238589
>>60238663
pmsl x
>>60238652
t. countrylet
>>60238663
>putting a joke in ironic normie speak because you know it's shit
>>60238592
I was not getting much out of Anglicanism as it was, then I found out to what extent it's memery extended to
and what madcunt actually converts to Catholicism in current year
I am become the lord.
Third eye status: Reborn. Blossomed and free.
Pineal gland status: Completely de-calcified.
Chakras: Aligned and synchronised.
>>60238652
>>60238662
I hope that was a coincidence else you just straight up stole my post you double nigger
>>60238676
>he has fish for pets
ahahahahaha look at this wanker he can't afford a dog so he gets a fucking fish LMAO what a no life benny collecting cretin
>>60238706
the britlad does it better.
>>60238706
good post
>>60238719
Most people get fish because they work full time and it wouldn't be fair to get a dog
Being on bennies ALLOWS you to get a dog, you cumquat
literally drinking a litre of vodka a day for the last thre months
probably oughtta quit
should I head to the ER or something
>>60238711
Did that really just happen
fuck everyone in this thread
>>60238751
what are you some kind of fish fucker?
>want to come pub lad?
>nah sorry mate I've got to clean my fish tank, I just got the latest quad core processor for my algae filter this thing is a beast
>>60238751
cumquat? more like cumTWAT hahahahaha
you fucking twat hahahaha
>>60238751
This is why I have bonsai tree :3
>fish
Hahaha what a stupid pet. How embarassing.
>>60238719
Aquariums are more expensive than a dog.
>>60238767
bottom or top x
>>60238795
bottom
>want to come pub mate
>ah sorry geez got to take my fish tank into the garage, the new castle model I had installed is giving me grief
me and the gf
>>60238757
Only Louis Thorax can save you
>m8 why were you so flustered when I came in? why were you standing on a chair next to the fish tank?
>why is your belt undone?
>were you fucking your fish anon?
>..n...no
gimmicks
I think failed normies are worse than actual normies.
fourth eye's gone AWOL
>Thorax
ask a newly employed person anything
>want to come to the football match mate
>ah sorry mate I got to clean the algae from my fish tank its turning the glass green
>>60238827
rude
>mate you're filthy what have you been doing
>ah sorry mate but the algae filter on my fish tank needed an oil change, this puppy guzzles down the petrol so I need to keep her in tip top condition
>"Why do you always stink mate"
>"Cuz I own a dog and I'm a chav innit"
>>60238845
what job
>>60238845
have you got a job? x
>>60238845
Is it ever safe to wash whites with colours?
>>60238861
racist
>>60238845
Do you shag fish?
>>60238847
>>60238854
>>60238856
shut up shut up SHUT UP
>>60238861
but white is a colOr, lad.
>brb lads I've got to polish my shrimp's shells for the beauty pageant this weekend
>>60238876
shut up ya cod shagger get a real fucking pet
>>60238857
market research call centre
>>60238860
yes
>>60238861
bigot
>>60238874
yes
>Say you own fish
>People think you have some shitty pleb goldfish in a bowl
>mfw
>>60238886
Thank mr yank
>>60238902
for shagging dory innit nemo cunt
Dog owners always smell
Cat owners don't
Discuss.
>>60238929
t. paki
>>60238929
anecdotal evidence, slippery slope fallacy, appeal to authority
>>60238902
That's even more pathetic at how autistic your set up is though
>wow, a log!
>yeah that puppy cost me over £3000 because it absorbs algae
doing a poo (in my pants)
Just bought a new fish tank. It has a 15" LCD and everything.
join the army
>>60238929
Fish owners smell like my cock after I've shagged your mum
>>60238929
Also dog owners places always smell and cat owners only do if they don't properly tend to the litter boxes.
cats > dogs
>>60238929
Cat owners' houses are usually appalling
>>60238958
You sound poor and upset mate
>>60238929
You always smell.
Fish shaggers do too.
Discuss.
Tfw you order something online and when you get it theres a bunch of extra cool stuff
Why isn't the UK giving this clay back to the Irish? Is there some kind of movement like that in Ireland?
>>60238971
>litter boxes
Oh yeah I forgot yanks are sadistic cunts who keep their cats imprisoned in their homes
At least your walls are made of plywood so it's got something to scratch I guess
who /thicc/ here
>>60238902
how much does something like that cost all in?
>>60238978
Only if they have litter trays. Which I don't understand why you would.
How do you feel looking at this?
>>60239000
always get a pack of sweets with my contact lenses
>>60239002
no one cares yank, fuck off
>>60239002
me on the right
Just bought a new snail. £300 and it'll eat up all the algae.
>>60238979
>I imported this log all the way from Japan so my Japanese cum shrimp would feel more at home!
Just bought a komodo dragon
>>60239002
Ireland doesn't want it
>>60239006
Over £1500 easy.
>>60239015
I am just curious mate, not shitting
>>60239004
Not always.
I keep both inside and outside cats.
>>60239026
U one of those fish nerds?
>pisses in your gay little fish tank
>>60239002
Because they don't want to be part of Ireland.
>>60239033
kek
meme pets
Got a dog because I have no friends and it's my only companion lads.
Just parted with £5000 at the local snail breeders
Got a pedigree Ukranian Poo Shrimp
It's called that because it doesn't poo so my tank will be very clean
Money well spent methinks
business idea: instead of replying to yanks with "fuck off yank" on /int/, reply to yanks on the facebook fox news page with it instead.
>inside and outside cats
>>60239076
t. crazy dog man
BONSAI TREE MASTER RACE
>>60239080
>snail breeder
>buys a shrimp
?
>plens can't appreciate the reward of having a smart dog like a lab or golden retriever
>probably only know pitbull owner chavs
>literally just LOOK at ANYONE who owns a cat
Point proven
Business idea: Get a 16 year old Taiwanese girl and make her pose for modeling contracts in suggestive T-shirts.
>>60239123
border collies mate
My pet snail is an outside snail
>>60239093
literally what is the issue lad.
My Syrian wanking crabs are NOT getting along with my German turtle shrimps
>/brit/ looks down on every single hobby
>>60239123
>Golden retriever
Ah yes, the walking stomach. Excellent
not a fan of this fish gimmick 2bh
cats are pretty shit tbf
dogs are great. called mans best friend for a reason.
cats being associated with friendless loner bachelors and crazy women is also legit.
>>60239156
haha
\
>>60239137
there just cats you trog
>>60239135
Good lad
gf just called me a pathetic little cuckold
think she likes me
![5Pmxv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gb93Gcn.jpg "5Pmxv[1].jpg")
>>plens can't appreciate the reward of having a smart dog like a lab or golden retriever
>>probably only know pitbull owner chavs
>>literally just LOOK at ANYONE who owns a cat
>Point proven
>>60239184
FONT
>>60239116
He does shrimp as a side business, off the books type stuff after the recent psychoactive shrimp ban
>>60239176
Some cats have no interest to go outdoors m8.
Have left the door open and they just come back after two seconds.
If they're raised indoors, they tend to prefer it.
>>60239216
FOFT
>>60239161
>Mans best friend
>Make you and your house smell rank
My dad has two dogs and they're fucking disgusting creatures, they smell so bad you can taste the air in his house.
They go out and piss and shit in the garden meaning you can't have a nice garden if you own dogs. Then they will come in and wipe their piss dripping penis all over the carpet.
At this point they usually start licking eachothers dicks and arses.
I've also seen his lab literally eat another dogs shit.
>>60239227
Who raises a cat outdoors?
>male and owns a cat
faggot
>female and owns a cat
crazy cat lady who couldn't get a husband
>>60239129
just come to the conclusion that she's not even attractive
My baby shrimp just said his first word, lads. He called me daddy.
