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These days if you say you're english you'll get arrested and thrown in jail edition
cara
OI OI
>>58917957
How? How are you always here?
Please, never stop, cloggiebro.
fuck cara
We're so poor
>>58917999
b-but i havent posted in hours
>>58917925
Why are you reading into what I said and trying to put your own spin on it?
What I said is you're chatting shit for attention and your boss isn't a UKIP councillor lol
sort yourself out, dunno what the fuck you're going on about "dole people" "nobody in the office cares"
fix up
>I actively take an interest in my local elections
just finished my 1500 cal smoothie lads
AMA
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/728218526838882308
>>58918010
>tfw we're """""""rich"""""""
Where's my 50,000 grand a year job?
England is dead.
>>58918044
Autistic paki
>>58917999
It's called a script lad.
cork qts
>>58918010
dude 42080 lmao
>>58918062
>50,000 grand
>>58917979
GET YER RAT OUT DARLIN WAHEEYY HAHA
*stalls 1.6 renault clio as I pull away*
BOLLOCKS
>>58918069
just like all your relatives
willy feels surprisingly big and flaccid today. making me horny
>England is dead.
>>58918080
she's ugly mate
>>58918088
lend us some money la x
need a mexican girlfriend pronto
gf just sent me this
The way things are going some day it will be a crime to be a Rasheed
>>58918069
shalom
>England is dead.
>>58918080
She looks like a downy bruh
>>58918109
My relatives are healthy and alive. Your ones are getting raped by Muhammed and Jamal.
I remember going for an interview when i was about 17 and at the end the interviewer asked 'any questions?"
I replied 'when do i start?" with a shit eating grin on my face
Funny thing is, i actually got the job haha
>>58918080
She's ugly af, Also she look about 14..
>>58918010
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH IRELAND?
ARE THEY RICH OR NOT??
I DON'T GET IT
>>58918171
And who's to blame?
Kike
>>58918171
wtf are you on about you cunts have conscription and fucking regular terrorist attacks
plus you're about 15% muslim lmaoo
purple aki is back in business
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/aki-muscle-ban-lifted-judge-11291252
>>58918164
I like this one the best, with the mum in the background. kek.
>>58918171
http://www.israelhasbeenterrorattackfreefor.com/
>>58918146
>Bestie
>>58918216
Richer than (you)
Prince Harry is fucking hench
>>58918216
Ireland outside of Dublin is quite poor generally. But then so is the North of England and Wales (and a lot of Scotland). It's a complicated story
>>58918218
>>58918220
>Triggered britcucks
>>58918062
50,000 a year isn't a lot lol
what mixers do you lads add to your bleach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CvQOuNecy4
Khrushchev was quite a character
Reminder for when the exit polls come out in an hour or two
>>58918259
Fuck off Schlomo
>>58918302
Ammonia
>>58918296
30000 more than I make now
What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef?
What ever happened to Lee?
The man who runs away will fight again - Manander
>>58918302
Dark coffe.
>>58918296
as a minimum wage in france you make 12 k a year.
>>58918259
so that financial crisis and bailout was really just a gimmick?
I didn't have to vote in the local elections because UKIP didn't stand, wahey.
>>58918378
I don't know how you'd find that attractive.
>>58918323
wrong person >>58918279
>>58918320
soviet trump
>>58918411
fuck off pol autist
https://desustorage.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
fucking christ why do i still post here
>>58918402
It was simply a ruse
>>58918403
>wahey
I'm so fucking sick of this meme.
Stop.
>>>/tv/69144585
>>>/tv/69144585
>>>/tv/69144585
>>>/tv/69144585
>>>/tv/69144585
peaky blinders chums
get in here
>>58918411
symmetrical features
clear, fresh skin
kissable lips
pretty curls
Fucking cringing at this faggot
This is literally who's behind the computer when you see a British flag on /pol/ lmao
>>58918447
how dear you
>>58918450
You dropped your gay card pal
*sees you glance at the floor*
HAHA WEEEEEEEY. OOOOOOOOH GIRLIE
>Why yes, I do watch Peaky Blinders
>>58918411
You're insane if you don't
>local takeaway that's highly rated
>here that despite this it's somehow losing lots of money
>pic related happens today
Hmm.
>>58918060
I thought she hated Liberals
>>58918435
Of course, I understand.
Breed goy breed. Breed with sub humans.
kek, you almost fooled me there for a second, kike.
Will we ever have a Republic or Great Britain and Ireland, lads?
>>58918494
*looks*
Why does it have your name on it?
>>58918488
Isn't that a parody of Emokiddeh?
>>58918555
>British Republicans
>>>/r/unitedkingdom
>>58918508
>He got this triggered
>American flag
>>58918488
Can we make an alt-right bingo?
>Looks 15-18
>"Autism hair" - long and unkempt/messy
>Wearing a suit to try and look professional. Ends up making them look like they're playing dress up in daddy's clothes
>Engineering/Coding student
>>58918574
nah it's a real person haha
noticed him tweeting at BritainElects calling them cucks
>>58918523
Proxy?
What's another good film like Henry V?
>>58918445
wow /int/ is pretty active
shower man down like fireman sam
crayon pops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26_F392ir7Q
>anglo jabber
>jews
WAAAAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>58918601
>northern Irish
>>58918648
>dat april 1st
Fuck you gookmoot
post some of your local just eat reviews please lads
>>58918278
Not true at all, in fact most people earning an industrial wage outside of Dublin have a far greater standard of living than dublin cunts due to ridiculous rent
>>58918708
>jobs
>outside of dublin
Don't make me kek
>>58918670
Guess that explains it haha
voted conservative in the local council elections (only because i know the bloke)
voted ukip 1st choice and an independent 2nd choice for the police commissioner
My wife is my rock
>>58918657
That fucking bar bar bar song was on everywhere when I was in Korea, did my fucking head in.
>>58918629
Yeah
>>58918577
I don't think we should accept refugees, I'm not a fan of minimum wage, and I'm a big fan of small government, I don't think I'd fit in there, lad.
When Liz dies and meddling Charles is in charge people are going to be more vocal about abolishing the monarchy.
getting a 50000 grand job in dublin soon
voted conservative in the local council elections (only because i know the bloke)
voted ukip 1st choice and an independent 2nd choice for the police commissioner
>>58918806
>Having to live in Dublin
jej
Who's on QT tonight?
>Can we make an alt-right bingo?
Rate my Manchesterian accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iheJtZJ9gc
>>58918846
don't really care where i am all i do is sit inside anyway
>>58918845
what a complete failure of a post
https://youtu.be/6LEW7vu8IHQ?t=6m17s
this guys fucking 80
80
EIGHT
TEE
>NIrish
>>58918806
>Not moving to amsterdam
>>58918868
Envelope
>>58918895
depressing af.
>>58918806
wow 50 million?
>>58918924
bit rude
t. nirish
>>58918601
>watches Sargon of Akkad
>"I'm voting Trump"
>UK
>uses /pol/ terminology on Facebook
>"We're facing an invasion of our country"
>Crayon Pop
spotted a wild fedora
>>58918845
Horrendous post.
>>58918935
>gif
fuck off
On the 15th of June, England and Wales are playing a football match against each other.
How much shitposting can I expect on that day?
>>58918966
yes?
>Invictus Choir thing
I'd shag Captain Gemma desu
>>58918935
>living in amsterdam
ye no thanks its small and expensive af
The Transsickle Genderhammer
>>58919021
>Wales
who?
crayon pop? more like gayon poop
>what a complete failure of a post
>Horrendous post.
>>58918962
you're either irish or british up there 2bh
lads how do I word an email asking my master's supervisor from a year ago to be a referee for my PhD applications?
>>58919007
twiglets are in god-tier for me. otherwise pretty good list tbf.
wait, am I reading this right? the new mayor of fucking London is a mudslime???
jesus bongs, caliphate of great bongistan when? fucking poofs.
>>58918767
>UK are actually having elections for senior policing positions
What a fucking world
If this is because of Rotherham it's not going to have the effect on culture and accountability they think it will
>>58918845
fucking hell mate, what a twat you look now.
>>58918146
Name?
>I vote labour
>>58919038
the team that'll be winning
>>58919007
>discos salt and vinegar
>shit tier
delet this
>spotted a wild fedora
>>58919007
the normal salt kettle chips are far too salty, don't know about the others though
>>58919072
Kek, bongs are done for.
whats brits opinion on scampy fries?
Eating a pack now haha, got some jammy dodgers to follow
Yum!
>>58919032
doing what?
For fuck's sake, diversity man is on Question Time tonight.
>>58918895
let's go for a walk some time :]
>>58919007
we recently got the kettles in our most of supermarkets
they are so fucking good
i always loved putting vinegar on chips and their vinegar crisp are actually close tto that godly experience
She's knows what real beer is.
>wait, am I reading this right? the new mayor of fucking London is a mudslime???
>jesus bongs, caliphate of great bongistan when? fucking poofs.
>>58919007
Squares are the best out of the lot of those.
>>58919162
kys
>58919072
>poofs
stop that
London Mayor:
First choice: UKIP
Second choice: TORIES
London Assembly: UKIP
Rate.
Posts that disagree with me will not be tolerated and may even be reported to the police.
How can one bloke me such a cringe
Can't take the """"" alt-right """"" seriously
>>58919038
It's the most Northern of the London boroughs
>>58919129
was only a meme post 2bh
>>58919139
sure
>>58919100
lena paul
Yo, I heard you are getting muslim mayor in London? Or could I even say that you are getting Khan'd?
>London Mayor:
>First choice: UKIP
>Second choice: TORIES
>London Assembly: UKIP
>Rate.
>Posts that disagree with me will not be tolerated and may even be reported to the police.
>>58919007
nik naks were shite, pombears should be in shit tier, apart from that it's quite good in general
wheat crunchies are the worst 'crisp' of all time
>>58919196
>Mayor
1 Tories
2: UKIP
>Assembly (Local)
Tories
>Assembly (London)
Homes For Londoners
fedoraposting never gets old
best meme in the history of this site
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vEwVNDHZQ
fucking kek
Why are football fan so loud and obnoxious?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58919056
tell them you enjoyed your time working with them and it strengthened your desire to pursuit academia further
>>58919162
that's yesterday's kot
is it actually drinking beer?
https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/728313758481788929
Think dimbleby is pissed lads
Genuinely quite disturbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tanz1IxVpVA
Sick of these fedora posters, they don't even do it right, they fucking fedora everything (including this). Fucking /brit/ is cancer.
Come on then.... I'm waiting... fedora post me.
>>58919174
It's sad that a Muslim is in charge of our capital city, London is no longer British.
>>58919174
kek you guys are so fucked. enjoy your sharia, maybe you'll actually be able to get a gf through an arranged marriage.
>>58919273
This cunt is in thailand now.
Fucking hate yanks
>"Muslims aren't trying to take over the UK you tinfoil racist"
Why are they infiltrating the government then?
>>58919007
GOD TIER
>Seabrooks
>Tyrells Furrows
>The ones in Sam Smiths pubs
>The scampi flavoured pub snacks
>Salt & Pepper kettle chips
>BONUS: Bombay Mix
HIGH TIER
>Nik Naks
>Vegetable crisps
>Kettle '''''chips''''''
>Pom Bears
Good tier
>Walkers
>Doritos
>Pringles
>Wheat Crunchies
>Minnie Cheddars
>Golden Wonder
>Sun Bites
>Monster Munch
Low Tier
>Quavers
>Skips
>Hula Hoops
>McCoys
>Pop Chips
>Walkers Sensations (except those dank lime/coriander popadoms)
SHIT TIER
>Discos
>French Fries
>Squares
>Chipsticks
>Space Raiders
>>58919277
FOAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nko7DJf-oFk
Get hype lads!
But seriously, I have to wait until 9pm? FOY DICE
>>58919303
Yes, she loves beer. Every time she hears me pop off a fresh one she runs over and start meowing.
She's very vocal
>>58919194
make me you poof. fucking britcucks.
>>58919350
Find him an extremely interesting character
>>58919273
jesus
>>58919384
fucking kek
Isn't that bad for her though?
>56% of london is muslim
ah yes, won't be long now before the mayor is a muslim
>>58919389
Why do you want to be like us so much then that you speak like us.. FOY.
que sera sera
whatever will be, will be
we're going to wembley
que sera sera
>>58919330
What the fuck is wrong with Yanks
FAT CHOON COMING THROUGH
https://youtu.be/2bidJTn-V8A
>>58919381
the last game was dire so why are you hyped for this?
>>58919201
Reminder that Le Supreme Milo man literally cried to the White House that Twitter took away his blue ticky mark.
Reminder that this """man""" has made a living calling other people thin-skinned.
>>58919330
This is what anyone left of far-right supports.
>>58919359
>Space Raiders that low
Ayy
>>58919463
stop posting this
t. official grime and UKG commissioner of /brit/
Ah yes the muslim city of London has elected a muslim mayor very impressive
>>58919447
>making up statistics on the internet
meanwhile, america is L I T E R A L L Y only 60% white
>>58919447
Not even close.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_London
How can one man be so cringe?
https://twitter.com/joshsmith1805/media
>>58919434
I only ever give her a few laps, not nearly enough to effect her, I don't think.
>>58919381
casual
also
>trailer for a tralier
>>58919465
Im hoping it's a world war 2 game, If it's another modern warfare or futuristic shooter I won't give a fuck
>strongly-Tory Barnet denied thousands of residents their vote afte rthe council messed up the voter lists
>this has all but handed Sadiq Aman Khan the Mayor role
Gee, I wonder who's behind this...
He's also a gay UKIP voter kek
mad head
>>58919273
thought youd like this channel
>>58919546
Brilliant lad.
You just hate him because he's black.
The world doesn't need your type.
>>58919546
>17
>brexit
>ukip
Makes sense
trim is my grimefu 2bh
>>58919601
relationship goals
>>58919550
probably not
still would like to see how a drunk cat acts
fucking mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRB3dOaPiK8
>Tfw the hairdresser's boob brushes against you
peas, pie, pudding, chips and ri-he-aye-he-ice
Finally somebody said it.
https://twitter.com/tay_guevara/status/728296439969886208
>>58919447
London is %59 white mate, your entire fucking country is only %63.
Also London is %12 Muslim, and %48 Christian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_London
You're worse than us, let's not forget you have a nigger as your head of state....
>>58919651
>tfw her fanny presses up against your hand on the armrest
>Why yes I support UKIP
>>58919734
Why do tories hate blacks?
>>58919734
i want to punch him in his stupid face
>>58919704
like what, build civilisation? would be pretty astonished to see a wog do that.
UKIP=GAY PARTY HAHA
>>58919453
be like you? no, I don't want to be a britcuck living under sharia. thanks though.
>>58918411
Because she doesn't look too black
Hell is for people who enjoy life on earth
going round a birds flat to 'chill' now lads aha
smell ya later
>>58919734
i see willy
>>58919734
>that tie
>those suspenders
>those hairs
>those glasses
why though
yy
>>58919330
>White
>>58919803
see>>58919711 You'd rather live worse than that would you.
Important poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137723
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137723
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137723
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137723
@Austria
@DK
https://soundcloud.com/platform/project-pablo-closer-br-debuts
>>58918601
You forgot the one common thread in EVERY single edgy faggot
>Gamer
Fucking video games cause autism, hands down.
>>58919734
really liked him in the IT crowd
i have trouble sleeping without the clangers playing in the background
>>58919869
Take pics
>>58881747
why? half the club wants him gone
>>58918010
Why is finland so poor
might take a pyrazolam just to chill a bit
help me lads, emailing my old supervisor
>>58919942
end yourself
what time are the mayor results?
>>58919767
>COMING FROM A UKIP VOTER!
kek
>>58919957
>... and was hoping you could help me by being my academic referee.
>>58919957
It's their job m8, don't worry
>>58919968
First round decision is tomorow 18:00, with the final result being some time that evening.
BBC are doing an all night show like with the general election, but swerve it.
>>58919957
What's the PhD in?
>>58919973
>UKIP voters
>Racist
There is literally no evidence for this.
Who do UKIP voters hate?
White people?
Eastern European white people?
lmao
>>58919957
wow you're shit at talking politely
>>58919734
i don't we and him vote ukip for the same reasons haha
>ron paul will be trump's secretary of state
i will literally move there if this happens
Is this Canadian or British?
It just says 2 new pence on the back
>When customers complain that their energy company "surprises them" with a large bill
Um you have the meter in your house and can read it literally every day, it should come as no surprise how much you're being charged x
Found another one
Hypocrites man
https://twitter.com/marksinco19800
>>58920043
God Bless Ron Paul
>>58920007
Going on laaa
>>58919957
"to use you" sounds a bit rapey. I'd replace it with "you could supply an academic reference for me."
I'd also brown nose a bit and say how valuable your time with them was.
>>58920067
was are you going through twitter looking for people to post you sad case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIdHDpQx464
oh boy
damn
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE-8hy0CHy5/
>>58920014
chemistry la
>>58920034
I'm polite in person I am just borderline autistic when it comes to writing emails, my professor should remember that I'm a nice chap
>>58920050
British, it's one of the ones from the early 70s, right after decimalisation, hence the new pence
>>58920121
heres a tip: use please at least once you fucking mong
>>58919957
the second sentence does you no favours; he know what being your referee will entail, no need to set a negative tone.
>>58920116
this is what i envisage a runt as looking like
>>58920052
is this what you do for a living, work for a energy supplier in a call centre
>>58920144
look at this nerd Lol
>>58918171
kek britcucks BTFO by based kike
>>58920052
>When customers try to pay back a payday loan 6 months after taking it out
WHAT, I only borrowed £50!!!!
>>58920181
Yeah but I have an interview tomorrow to be paid £35k to do it and I'm doing research.
>>58920144
neet, found it in my laundry change jar, was way to big to be one of our coins
>>58918109
haha oh SHIT
>villarreal
really disappointed in you
tempted to do a wank
>>58920121
I have a masters in Chemistry, quite glad I didn't bother with a PhD, I've got three years job experience and earn as much as someone who has a PhD anyways.
Personally I think just getting a job is better unless you wanna go into stuff that's highly academic in nature.
https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-make-ron-paul-trump-s-secretary-of-state-treasury
*signs immediately*
>>58920201
is this what you do for a living, work for wonga in a call centre
Banter xD
SPOTTED THE FIRST SPIDER OF THE YEAR IN MY ROOM
IT'S OFFICIALLY HAPPENING LADS
everytime i wank to porn i half enjoy it and half want to cry inside
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>58920227
wow you are making mad dosh
>>58920227
interview =/= job
>>58920244
everyone at work has a PhD and they all agree I should definitely get one, it's a real investment in my future
>>58920289
Today I accepted £28k to work for a different supplier. So I'm now on 28k, possibly 35k tomorrow.
>>58920271
lol good gimmique
>>58920067
>>58919546
Stupid niggers, they need to learn their place.
>Stupid niggers, they need to learn their place.
>>58920336
fuck off billionaire
>>58920327
Where do you work? Everyone where I work says the opposite, or rather is puts you down a technologist path instead of management.
ALLAHU AKBHAR!
sorry lads, figured you should start getting used to it though. what with the coming caliphate and all.
>>58920271
>jihad me at Hello
Can't fucking breathe
>>58920336
>earning 35k tomorrow
fuck off rooney
Need Lallana hair
I love you
Footballer: Kicks a ball around for a living
Me: Fights for your freedom
Footballer: Gets paid millions a week
Me: Get's paid £18k a year
when do polls close/get counted?
I want to know just how JUST london is
how the fuck do I calculate moments
feeling ambitious about my next bong
going to be VERY large
>>58920459
proper unpure prostitute on display
I'm going to choose 3 posters from this thread who I will give my email to and then meet up with them and suck their cock. Will post the winners in the new thread.
>>58920422
process chemistry in a pharmaceutical company, basically developing and optimising synthetic processes to sell to big pharma companies
everyone who's in any position of authority there has a PhD and there are people who've been there 10+ years and have never risen much higher than they started because they don't have one
can someone explain what being high on weed feels like?
https://youtu.be/mIdHDpQx464?t=7m37s
fucking kek lads
>>58920508
literally america's doing
>>58920271
>blurring out names from fucking shekkyforums
jesus christ kill me
>>58920568
DUDE
Gimmie a (You) if you make more than a junior doctor.
>>58920563
This is literally the average leftist lmao
>>58920238
thinking same thing.
>>58920514
*likes and shares*
>>58920568
not that great. try an opiate instead. it's amazing.
>Villarreal
>>58920229
It's worth about 3 and a half cents I guess lol
Why is ecological concern mainly a left wing thing lads?
>>58920284
*tucks in*
*lightly kisses forehead and pets head*
"goodnight"
>>58920563
Kid has hormonal problems. you don't get bitchtits like that just by being fat
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137892
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137892
>>58920725
Because to them, humans aren't natural
>>58920725
because it's mostly alarmist bullshit
>>58920541
Ah fair enough, organic synthesis is probably the only industry where I'd agree that as a chemist you've gotta have a PhD. Will work pay for it?
>>58920725
That skyline looks horrendous.
>>58920725
dunno
im right wing and an environmentalist
>>58920772
STILL better than londons
>>58920581
wew
>come 8th
>qualify for Champions League
>>58920758
gyno
it is a hormonal problem, but it's directly related to obesity
i hate you all
*leaves the thread*
business idea: become too obese to work and live off benefits
>>58920762
I said no.
>>58920817
Still need to win it against SEVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>58920563
This made me hard.
I'm sick
business idea: lease a snow plough and plough driveways
>>58920906
nigger
>>58920822
>Jerrycucks
>Poleaboos NU-TRAXX mentor gave him a job to apply to
>it's one town over, have to apply in person
>didn't do it
>meeting tomorrow
What excuse can I give her?
>>58920874
I'm in
>>58920933
>mr plow
>that's my name
>that name again
>is mr plow
>>58920933
Villarreal were atrocious m8
you should be ashamed
>>58920825
severe case
>>58920985
>>58920985
>>58920985
>>58920985
did a new boys
>>58920763
at yet the only ideology to systemically try to kill them all was right wing funny that
>>58921063
>>58921062
clowns
>>58918488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGR-Ma64zo
>>58921063
>>58921062
fucking shambles this..
>London kommer få en muslimsk borgmästare
is this true Bongs?
