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It's only Perrier edition
ebin
cara.
Kyary
Who are you voting for?
>UKIP
what
didn't know there were elections today
didn't get anything in the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
bout to blast off with a massive bong hit, i'll see you all on the other side
Holy shit lads Liverpool are literally gonna win the Europa league fucking decent
went to manchester park lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lt29BWwTX4
tim is making cock jokes now
>>58921014
>using a full stop
bizarro caralad
how the fuck do I calculate moments
me with the gf
>>58921114
e = mc []
gf just msn'd me this
>Poleaboos NU-TRAXX mentor gave him a job to apply to
>it's one town over, have to apply in person
>didn't do it
>meeting tomorrow
What excuse can I give her?
>>58921081
Anyone can win the Europa League if they don't give a shit about their domestic league
wtf is perrier? is it some billionaire drink like san pellegrino?
trump
>>58921114
with a calculator
>>58921086
bit disrespectful mate that's a funeral
>>58921086
me on the left
>>58921055
You might have dropped off the register due to the change to individual registration rather than by household. It keeps getting mentioned on News sites but they never tell you what kinds of people might have dropped off. Annoying desu
>>58921086
me the only white guy there
>>58921136
Fuck off winning the europa league is still fucking decent
>>58921099
some runt made a brit thread before this one but linked it hours later
>>58921136
Car broke down
>>58921143
my heart bleeds for paki boys that drive like twats
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3575631/Extraordinary-scenes-hundreds-mourners-turned-funeral-young-men-killed-high-speed-car-crash-Manchester.html
>>58920985
He was such a qt
Not even homo
>>58921189
She knows I don't drive
The bus stops right opposite the place too
and it's been over a week
>>58921183
Finishing 4th in the EPL in a bigger accomplishment, hence the prize for winning the Europa League is simply entry to the Champions League
>>58921143
ah yes, some drunk drivers attempting to escape from the police
my heart bleeds
Ahhh yes, very impressive
You lads seen this video of Russian musicians doing a concert in palmyra, chilling
>>58921224
most effay alkie I've ever seen
>>58921286
good idea desu.
Sooner the Scots die out the better.
>>58918488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGR-Ma64zo .
>>58921291
yeah the conductor is wearing a baseball cap
>>58920985
If you're drunk that must be rank
>>58921052
Unironically voted for the Lib Dems, waheyy. It's AV though, so once they get eliminated with the other meme parties my actual votes goes to the Tories
>>58921259
Jesus Christ you a such an unrepentant mong.
Just occurred to me if I cycle to work I don't need to go as fast as possible
what a world of opportunities this opens up
*starves to death*
Will he better Paisley's record or merely equal it?
Goodnight chaps
>>58921355
I don't get this?
>>58921355
>cycling
if I tried it here, I'd get run over and crushed on the first day
do fat people take longer to starve?
>>58921415
He will win a League Cup at best before getting sacked,
>>58921126
Not nice... feel like I'm fucking a wrestler. Women should be toned, not muscley hulks.
Drinking a man sized brew, lads
>>58921462
Europe league > league cup
>>58921462
When will ABLism be added to the DSM?
>>58921081
>implying Sevilla won't suckerpunch them in the 88th minute
>>58921446
I walk to work as fast as possible, so I figured if I cycle I would do the same, which would mean I become sweaty etc.
If I don't cycle like a madman I should be fine
>>58921448
I should be alri, only 2 major roads I have to cross really
Does anyone know of any live tv/radio coverage of today's election results? I just want it on in the background
>>58921496
pretty sure thats nigger booze
begging for a (You)
>>58921457
durrrrrrrr holy fuck im a retard honestly hurr im brain dead
>>58921136
>>58921259
Someone's getting sanctioned
Remember this twat last year lads, haha
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-know-voted-me-angry-5703584
>>58921550
pretty sure you're a nigger
>>58921259
Europa league is better than 4th you fucking idiot
Anyway Europe league win = group stages of CL
4th = qualification for group stages
Paki twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qx9kKnYJkg
why are they always white :/
>>58921496
t. Tyrone Javonn LeQuavius DeMarcitius Jackson
@58921554
runt
>>58921547
dw lads sky have got me covered
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3574622/Royal-Navy-fires-warning-shot-Spanish-patrol-boat-hassling-nuclear-submarine-attempting-dock-Gibraltar.html
just upgraded my pawn to a rook
>>58921511
Won't win one
>>58921528
No idea kiddo
My mate's dad works for London Elections and apparently it's too close to call between Zac and Sadiq, turnout was much lower than expected.
>>58921629
You know they can't spell all that
>>58921650
BBC have dropped the ball this time desu
>>58921557
so is that yes or
>>58921575
Fuck off, I knew that, i just didn't think it was worth getting into too much detail about it
Europa league = 3rd in the prem
>>58921566
Doubt it, NU-TRAXX is a separate thing really
>>58921624
They aren't
@58921554
You're not getting one.
>>58921686
If Zac wins then Crosby's a God. He followed a bizarrely contrarian strategy, so if it doesn't work then people are just going to go "obviously that wasn't going to work you silly twat"
put together a combined 80's pop and 00's indie rock playlist
@58921632
mick
>thinking your vote matters
literal insects
>>58921717
Such a mongoloid
In 5-10 years nobody remembers who came 3rd but you'll remember an English club winning the europa league
Fucking idiot
should have persisted and done a poo earlier lads but it wasn't happening so i gave up and now i'm doing farts that smell like death
>>58921803
good use of pocket sand to shock those degens
>I unironically call my fellow countrymen "rorke" on a chinese basket weaving consortium
>>58921803
reported everyone that shared that to the police
Don't reply to him
>>58921794
>you'll remember an English club winning the europa league
yeah, I'm sure Sevilla are legends in Spain after their back to back Europa league wins
any ocd lads here
>Andy Burnham apparently trying a coup against Corbyn
Anyone have any details of this?
>>58921842
what does death smell like?
>I unironically call my fellow countrymen "rasheed" on a chinese basket weaving consortium
>>58921895
yeah Andy Burnham is trying a coup against Corbyn
>>58921895
scousers vs the red army, tonight in tesco car park
*cracks open can of coke*
*takes a large swig*
ah, that's the good stuff
>>58921886
The difference is English clubs don't regularly win European competitions you thick cunt
Europa league > fucking 3rd
I hope your bollocks fall off!
>>58921890
yep
mine was pretty severe at one point
>>58921895
Its true. I have the responsibility of Framing Corbyn for Noncery so he goes quietly
>>58921794
>but you'll remember an English club winning the europa league
>>58921965
came to this thought
>>58921890
sort of.
>>58921895
A little advice, you may think you are totally anonymous online, but there's always someone who can find you, and it could effect you in real life. In no way is that a threat or anything but, not thinking before posting stuff online can hurt you in real life. I've been online since I dialed into it using churrasco smoke signals. I've watched it grow and flex and change. I've seen bad things happen to good people because they thought they where safe. So I guess what I'm saying is, don't believe just because you think you have anonymity online that there can be no repercussions in real life.
Because there can.
>>58921926
hot and oily and like overripe curry poo
Devon
>>58921895
He's planning to run for Manchester Mayor isn't he?
>>58921965
pls stop, it hurts.
>>58922030
fuck off
Voted Conservative lads.
>>58922030
What's it like there?
Looks cozy desu
>>58921988
You literally will
And you won't remember who came 3rd
>>58921954
>English clubs don't regularly win European competitions
so you just started watching football 3 years ago?
>Voted Conservative lads.
how do I install redditflags
>>58922060
Pretty cozy desu
We're full
>>58922056
Not happy with you desu
Reminder Sadiq Khan will win because all of Barnet was unable to vote and they're all Conservative voters
>>58922060
very cozy
Me after graduating from my STEM degree
>>58921934
>rasheed
>fellow countrymen
>>58922114
Can I move in with you?
pls
>>58922078
Shit bait fuck off
>>58922006
4chan browsing rituals?
>>58921972
how did you overcome it
most handsome british man
>yfw Americans dip cheese toasties in tomato soup
>Yes you there, the chap with the spaghetti
>>58922098
Do you know python?
am I sexy?
>>58922176
literally nothing wrong with that
>>58922176
it's a pizza
>>58921890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJhr8UjMU
>>58922176
would eat 2bh
I think it's about time for a spliff lads
>Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS), also known as cot death or crib death, is the sudden unexplained death of a child less than one year of age. Diagnosis requires that the death remains unexplained even after a thorough autopsy and detailed death scene investigation. SIDS usually occurs during sleep.
Fucking hell. Holy shit, how is this even a thing.
Maybe that's why people age terribly, 24/7 stress that your infant child has choked on something, electrocuted themselves or literally died spontaneously in their beds for no reason whatsoever.
>>58922145
Liverpool are famous for being GOOD in Europe, you daft cunt
Ever heard of the Miracle in Istanbul?
>>58922141
See
>>58922104
>We're full
>>58922229
kek, are you in that /ck/ thread?
Labour losses when?
>>58922114
Wew
Looks hella cozy
Can we be bunk buddies?
>>58922260
>Holy shit
FOY
>>58922311
fuck off paki
>>58922254
good lad
>>58922265
This isn't a fucking argument you stupid cunt
The europa league is better than fucking 3rd
Guess this is what you get from someone who doesn't actually go and watch any games you plastic twat
>>58922287
yeh but i live in the black dinghy pictured. will that be a problem?
>>58922336
women will literally defend what they're been brought up with.
>>58922238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Go8ub9a1k
>just be yourself
>>58922336
Full face veils should be illegal
>>58922390
No problem at all m8
I love sailing
>>58922260
It was a plotline of Eastenders years ago
believe in Wales!
>>58922238
are you the one obsessed with the girl
long time no see lad
>This isn't a fucking argument you stupid cunt
>The europa league is better than fucking 3rd
>Guess this is what you get from someone who doesn't actually go and watch any games you plastic twat
>>58922434
wales is a conspiracy, doesn't really exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykW4rtW2eu0#t=33s
CHOOON
H
O
O
O
N
>>58922434
Wales is a spook
>>58922336
>be me
>walk into sainsburys
>asked to take my motorcycle helmet off or leave
no, they shouldn't
>>58922452
I'll kick your head in
>>58922469
>>>/lit/
>>>/reddit/
>>58922279
no it's just pretty obvious - tomato+cheese+bread=pizza
Didnt vote lads, cycled right past my polling station too.
Had something on
>>58922181
print ("herts is a nonce")
was going to watch something on youtube but I've completely forgot what it was
>>58922540
going to sue you for defamation
Remember the new newspaper "new day"?
Closing on Friday lmao
>>58922491
*energizes proton pack*
>>58922578
>a newspaper for people who don't buy newspapers
HAHAH
work desk, maybe I should straighten that out
Rasheed
>>58922352
m8
Europa League is about as meaningful as the League Cup
It has no history and you're simply rewarded with getting an invite to the big boys table
>>58922607
doxxed
gf just telnetted me this
>>58922614
I would hate my life if I were a paki
There's a by-election in Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough tonight lads.
>Previous MP was disabled
>Most recent MP died at the age of 61
Why does that seat elect people with such shit genes?
its the thuggish ruggish bone
>>58922618
Bigger than coming 3rd
>>58922607
what camera ?????
Why haven't you converted for a qt muslim wife yet?
found a printer on the side of the road lads
The Boring James Milner twitter is pretty funny lads
Check it out
>>58922687
Nexus 6
>yes you at the back there. no madam, that nigger next you. i believe you have a question about, let me see if my pronunciation is correct here, "raz-clats", "rasahsclaaatz", oh "rasclarts"
>"champions" "league"
>you can get in without winning anything
>it's not a league
>>58922723
another one
Someone knicked my printer when I put it down to open my car boot lads
>>58922775
It;s not as funny as Evil Kagawa
>>58922799
>cat poster is california lad is nexus lad
it all makes sense
>>58922832
I call it the european cup
Imagine if they were all patriotic
>>58922847
>>58922723
big fan of this type of meme
>>58922859
You got me pinned alri
>>58922407
>he still didn't go out
bit of a mong you
>>58922959
are you also guitar lad
>>58922889
Poleaboo thinks he has a real shot vs Canelo
Anyone else convinced that most good singers/rappers don't write their own music, even when they say they do?
Sometimes I suspect they're just glorified models and dancers - they act as the face of the product whilst the actual lyrical content is written by English graduates from Princeton and Dartmouth
I realise it might be racist/classist but it's sometimes easier to believe this than accept that a jumped up uneducated street thug could be a poetic genius, especially when you encounter really clever lyrics
Thoughts?
Imagine if they were all patriotic
need yank bf from california who is employed, plays guitar, has a cat and preferably uses a nexus
>>58923079
He's an Arsenal fan too
>>58923058
keep off the grass
>London may elect first Muslim mayor
>>58923079
It's called being a racist bigot
>>58923096
I like Mo. He's a good lad.
>>58923100
mashallah
>>58923124
I can't decide if this is sarcasm. Sad
need bf
>>58923093
Oh shoot...
I'm a yank boy from California that's employed, plays guitar, has two dogs and uses an LG
:(
>>58922979
Nope, I just do my cats, my scenery on the drive home and once i get home, post w/ my Califlag
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
NPRsoundinglad as well :^)
>tfw no yank bf to lick my boicunt
>>58921528
don't want it to be lad.
you get judged for laughing at mental disorders. we can laugh at the ABLs without fear of shame.
>London kommer få en muslimsk borgmästare
is this true Bongs?
Think I've got a real shot vs. Poleaboo and his paki gang
Gonna drop them with 1 finger
me on the right
Listening to Pet Shop Boys lads
>got new cat toy
>cat is not the least bit arsed with it
fuck off then
>>58921575
4th is qualification for the qualifying round
>>58923265
is that finger pointing upwards?
>>58923293
nah I'm going for the eyes
>>58923260
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=muslim+mayor+london
>>58923290
Oh well it's not the group stages whatever it is
>>58923175
doxed
what's your favourite city in Skyrim lads?
i'm a markarth man myself
Fucking sick of everyone saying the media have made too big of a deal over the labour anti semitism row but are making a massive fuss over nothing over his "negative campaign" to try and tarnish his reputation
>>58923284
give it to your neighbour's cat then, when he sees the other cat playing with it he'll want it
>>58923100
>Jew York has had Jew mayors for ages
>Obama spent almost $1b on his campaign
trump is fucked
>>58923330
fuck of murican. I want the brits to tell me
>Post's in brit thread
>it ain't me starts playing
>>58923260
No the votes haven't been counted
Right now this is the mayor
>>58923401
he's not running against obama
>>58923265
m8, even the coppers are too afraid to touch Poleaboo now he's back on home turf
What did she mean by this?
>>58923449
That's why you call in the Peaky Blinder lads to do the dirty work
>>58923386
Markarth is based
>>58923440
yeah Boris is Based
Need a Joan Baez gf
>>58923441
No you cretin
Trump claims he's entirely self-funded, he'll never spend $1b of his own money against Hillary
>>58923470
small petite tits
>>58923441
just obama's successor from the same party and in a better place to raise funds given her previous roles and the fact that the alternative is trump LOL.
>>58923449
I ain't a cop B
>>58923470
>>58923486
wasn't her tune played when moot left
eating greek yoghurt with a bit of greek honey mixed in
nobody move
or the tea gets it
>let alone the House of Lords or the queen, the mayor can claim a stronger democratic mandate than perhaps any British politician other than the prime minister (who herself is not directly elected to that post, but assumes it as leader of the largest party in Parliament).
>who herself
Did Cameron have a sex-change?
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/05/london-mayor-sadiq-khan/481287/
have literally spent my entire evening watching youtube
end my life
>>58923553
FOY
who wants 2 fucc
this Head of Media for UKIP in Wales is ridiculously qt
>>58923496
>>58923512
He's still going to win
>>58923553
>not a pyramid bag
Nothing of value was lost
>>58923539
don't remember
>>58923260
>borgmästare
>>58923496
Trumo won't be self funded now I think. Doesn't the republican party pay for a lot of ads and stuff now when it comes to the presidential nominee race?
loving her full body of work to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE
>>58923571
what you been watching lad?
>>58923586
pics?
>>58923401
>The Yank parties have spent $1bn so far just on the primaries
lmao
>>58923524
Bad luck for you then
We wouldn't kill a cop
Sure we'd smash their teeth in and rape their daughters but killing them attracts too much attention
When some hapless piggy wanders into our web we make sure they don't leave
i've got absolutely the worst toothache i've ever experienced
Its travelled up to my ear and i didn't know it even did that
>>58923651
weebs who move to japan to teach english and regret it
>>58923410
>>58923539
Here's to you Nikola and Bart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
killed the hunter's past lads
>>58923612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
yep, it was this one
>>58923624
republicans don't like trump
only carson and huckabee support him afaik
>>58923699
you can't erase history
>>58923680
Were you watching Ryan Boundless videos?
>>58923707
The RNC just said they expect anyone who is still opposed to Trump to leave the organisation
>>58923716
you can in the gungeon
About to make some quesadillas lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
>>58923670
*waits in the bushes with the AR*
>>58923699
Good hunter
>>58923597
screenshotted this to embarrass you lol
>>58923694
Can I really pay a pole to clean my toilet
>>58923739
yeah then I moved onto a few random others
>>58923651
Alexandra Phillips
>>58923707
>republicans don't like trump
have you not followed the news? the party is behind Trump, he's their presumptive nominee. now they'll unite and go after Hillary
>>58923386
markarth is ace. solitude is my favourite quickly followed by dawnstar.
>>58923758
I have a screenshot of someone (probably you desu) saying clinton will win, saving it for the day of reckoning
Does anyone else here actually like that unelected lords and bishops sit in Parliament? Don't get me wrong, I support democracy, but I think it's nice to have that balance between elected politicians and unelected ones
>>58923386
that a dlc place or something? been a long time since i played
>>58923553
calm down you fucking MAD man
>>58923173
u gay or what?
>>58923821
vanilla markarth looks like, just an aerial shot.
don't know why anyone would ever want to be a politician tbqh , way too stressfull tbqh
Guessing you've got to be some sort of sociopath or something
preparing my body for the moment that scotland officially breaks PR. Lol
>My country has failed me
Get tae fook
>>58923755
nice. i might make some of those for lunch at the weekend
>>58923486
u gay or what?
>>58923886
>>58923908
>>58923891
Has an exit poll just come in or something?
>>58923938
no exit polls for tonight. pollsters running scared
Hi there /brit/! It is this anons >>58923687 birthday, could you guys wish him a happy birthday? Thanks!
>>58924004
bit gay that
>>58923938
I (middle guy) was quoting some mong on Question Time.
>Purple Aki has 10-year ban on touching men's biceps lifted
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/akinwale-arobieke-10-year-ban-11291430
>>58923995
happy birthday to him
>>58924030
OH SHIT!
>>58923800
i think its great.
generation after generation of young people are arrogant and make a shit load of changes just to put their mark on something. Older people are simply wiser than the youth. They should always have a casting eye over the actions of the youth. They provide balance to trigger happy youth.
>>58924030
*gets my muscles out*
come get me aki la
>>58924070
I think the voting age should be raised to 30
>>58924004
bye
>>58924013
yeah it is a bit haha
Dimblebot on a pinger edition
https://www.fb.com/BBCQuestionTime/videos/1255178814495841/
>>58921014
this 2bh
>>58924119
i don't feel like raising it, but i am definitely against lowering it
going to have a shower, or as i call it; shower
>I believe in the United States of Africa
>>58924152
haha :(
only straight, white men who agree with my ultra right-wing views should vote
why is the party that we supposedly need to avert climate catastrophe is a bunch of closet fascist degens
>>58924237
thats how it used to work
>>58924238
climate change is not real
what is it called when you're economically left wing but hold /pol/ social views
>>58924237
rasheed
>>58924237
Finally someone talking some sense
>>58924274
bizarro cucksheed
>>58924274
National socialism?
>>58924274
national socialist
>>58924274
cognitive dissonance
>>58924270
homosexuality is not tolerated in my thread, please leave.
Who voted lads?
>>58924264
*looks out window at snow in april*
can some lad help me out i'm trying to remember a quote that goes something like this:
>It isn't a surprise that every man sells out what is surprising is that they sell out so low
way hey up she rises
>>58924274
A Nazi
>>58924328
A gift from god
brutal bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzyaa2tfwBk
>>58924327
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58924331
Here's the quote m8
>It isn't a surprise that every man sells out what is surprising is that they sell out so low
>>58924316
one of us should go on QT to call one of the panel members this
Anyone else sometimes open a sexy-looking thumbnail only to close it/scroll down the second you realise it's a gook?
>>58924327
Don't vote and never will m8
I honestly believe its pointless
watching one of those videos where its just driving through a inner city mohaiway
comfy
>>58924444
so many times
>>58924437
Nonce
>>58924392
t. rick perry
>>58924444
Yes
And quads
>>58924444
yes, this happens often. it's just an immediate turn off, I don't really understand why. they're just boring looking I guess.
>>58924466
I hope it's a screamer you fucking cunt
was hitler actually socialist
my mate said he wasnt
>>58924502
doxxed :(
>>58924516
it isn't but your mum is lol
>>58924444
>when you open the thumbnail and she doesn't have a penis
>>58924444
yes hahaa
>>58924396
This is fucking great, watched the full doc, couldn't stop laughing. I love the chinks for their brutal honesty, they say it how it is.
Looks like Chinas trying to fix Africa, Europe should probably tell them to give up, niggers are a waste of time. they'll always be the same; destructive, careless, and selfish.
>>58924525
He was a reluctant socialist. Basically he wanted the workers on his side, but he didn't really care about the ideological tenants of socialism
>>58924588
so nazi germany wasnt socialist in practice
just remembered what I was going to watch on youtube earlier
business idea: start the british worker's party
#libdemsurge
>https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/728337227399434241
>>58924718
talking about drugs a lot I believe
>>58924525
Depends on the context in which it's said that he's a socialist. It's annoying when left or right wingers (though usually the left) use something like that as a dick swinging contest.
You simply cannot study or understand the rise of the Nazis without understanding them as being socialists as well as nationalists. Hitler's experience as being homeless in Vienna for a few years was just as a big an influence on him as his experience in WW1.
so let me get this straight Britain...
you elected a ISIS apologist for your mayor?
http://heatst.com/politics/islamist-sadiq-khan-elected-mayor-of-london-what-brits-are-saying/
>>58924894
I voted for the Jewish Rothschild opponent, but yes, the Rasheed will probably win
>>58924953
oh he hasn't been elected yet?
when is it due?
>>58925013
we'll find out tomorrow
>>58924894
Haha yeah mate, we did it for a laugh lol
>>58925151
well ok whatever floats your boat i guess
