clandestine drug synthesis edition
cara
a
r
a
>>58921156
this 2bh
poo
this labour MP is the worst person on earth probably
just
just one of those days where i kinda feel like blowing my brains out lads ahaha
gingies
*sneezes very loudly*
>>58924693
literally this
>Women's Equality Party
don't women have more rights than men in the UK and US?
what's Peter Hitchens up to these days? kinda stopped paying attention to him when he started going "muh George Bell" every week.
>>58924626
Not really. Hitler increased state spending and welfare, but he was motivated by a decidedly non-socialist ideology
>>58924767
>tfw ginger beard
>>58924767
god i hate being a ginger male
>don't women have more rights than men in the UK and US?
>>58924805
debating drugs policy
>>58924863
>>58924525
Depends on the context in which it's said that he's a socialist. It's annoying when left or right wingers (though usually the left) use something like that as a dick swinging contest.
You simply cannot study or understand the rise of the Nazis without understanding them as being socialists as well as nationalists. Hitler's experience as being homeless in Vienna for a few years was just as a big an influence on him as his experience in WW1.
>>58924851
I'll ravish you like the hairy orangutan you are.
>>58924873
thank you. I agree with morality man on a lot but he's pretty wrong on drugs imo
>>58924853
wow that just reminded me of something, when my friends and I were like 10 years old we were messing around at the play park for whatever reason and this old man got really angry at us, said we were too old and physically assaulted my friend
>>58924892
despise yanks and am disgusted by circumcised cocks desu
>>58924924
some old guy shouted at me in a park in germany when I was a kid
still no fucking clue what he said to me
Imagine having sex with a woman.
I can't haha.
What's this about using imodium to get a cheeky little buzz, lads? Apparently it barely breaks the blood brain barrier and you have to take a ridiculous amount of the stuff to feel much. I'm no druggie but I have messed around with otc stuff in the past and this seems like it might be worth spending a couple of quid on
>>58924983
probably something about the impertinence of today's children compared to the hitler youth of his day
Going to post the following thread on /his/ tomorrow, just want to copyright it here in case someone independently thinks of the same idea
>history book is written by a woman
every time I drink alcohol I get depressed as shit.
>>58925018
Can't even in my dreams
Got very close this morning but she turned out to be a lesbian tranny
such is life
>tfw I genuinely might live till 2100
>people born in this year have a 1/3 chance of living till 2116
Those years just sound futuristic
>>58925018
haha
>UKIP leader in Scotland turned up to his count in a transit van
HAHAHHA OH WOW HAHAH
What percentage of /pol/ do you think are virgins?
>>58925018
yeah I wouldn't be able to describe it properly to you but it's not something difficult, it comes naturally when you're in the situation
just get a prostitute
>>58925076
I did once in a lucid dream
Was a very odd experience
>>58925072
stop drinking alcohol then, try smoking some weed
>>58925083
>might
>"""might"""
How old are your grandparents/did they live to?
>>58925095
HAHA WORKING CLASS PEOPLE HAHAHA??? OH MY GOD THEY DRIVE TRANSIT VANS AND NOT MERCEDES BENZ LIKE MY LOCAL TORY MSP?
>>58925110
probably 75%
>>58925110
What percentage of /pol/ do you think are older than 17?
>nonce
Why are commoners so OBSESSED with paedophiles that they had to come up with their own special word for it?
after years of having no luck with cuties my age or younger I'm now thinking of looking for girls older than me
is it easier to date older girls? what are your experiences with them?
>>58925112
Prostitute is just too strange. I can barely get my head around the concept of having sex with a woman let alone pay a woman to have sex with me. I'd end up paying her and then walking out because I wouldn't know I was doing because I was too nervous.
Remember those little rubber dome things that you would turn inside out and they would pop back into shape and jump into the air?
What were they called
why don't boys revise as much as girls?
Why is there an advert for Trivago explaining what it is every 2 fucking minutes?
It's a fucking price comparison site for hotels. It's not fucking complicated
>>58925220
my nob
>>58925110
I'd say 90% of them are underaged and 98% are virgins.
I'd say that as someone who isn't underaged but is a virgin.
I'd also project that 4chan is 90% virgins as a whole.
>>58925198
kek, why would anyone choose thta plate?
black man hating on Japan on QT lads
>A lucid dream is any dream during which the dreamer is aware that they are dreaming.
So a normal dream is where you're 'watching' the dream?
lads?
>>58925253
FOAL
>>58925142
Leave my county you poverty stricken asshole
>>58925209
you're a heterosexual male with a biological drive to procreate (I.e have relations with adult fertile women) if you struggle to even do that haven't you just failed biologically as a human?
Does anyone remember Oidz?
>>58925275
no you are taking part in a normal dream but you aren't aware that it is a dream
>>58925199
only had one gf and she was the exact same age as me
>>58925220
I do actually, don't remember what they were called though
>>58925130
it's the only way to numb the pain of my failed life
at one point I was earning mega money in trading stocks and then I lost it all and now I work in retail
no money to invest
dropped out of uni due to earning money at the time and now I regret my decisions
I was young and stupid
If only I quit while I were ahead, but no.
life's going no where, got a shit job, no qualifications and no gf.
grim prospects
>>58925275
Yes a normal dream is where you have no control over the dream consciously and its just like tv
This is what a guy I went to school with does at uni. He goes to a private liberal arts school in the US.
I've helpfully circled the area where his penis isn't.
Remember that phase in Britain where it was pretty much illegal to wear a hoody?
>>58925294
>asshole
Just embarrassing. FOY
>>58925275
Basically.
Also let's not forget the fact that our brains can manufacturer false memories in relation to our dreams that are crystal clear to us at the time.
It's a shame we stopped funding fringe research.
bloody darkies coming over here and taking all of our jobs
I don't understand, lads. Americans pay hundreds of dollars a month for health insurance, yet still have to pay tens of thousands if they need to go to the doctor for ten minutes
going to bed fuck off
>>58925300
I don't feel that feeling anymore, sex is just some strange thing that I watch on videos now.
It's become such a foreign concept I can't even picture myself partaking in it.
>>58925199
I've only had older gf's all my life, any specific questions?
First gf was 14 when I was 12 (first I've had sex with anyway).
Second was 17 when I was 15.
Third was 22 when I was 17.
Fourth was 25 when I was 20.
I'm currently 24 and my gf is 26.
They seemed more appealing when I was younger, but I think I will go for younger girls as I go older just because 30+ women aren't that attractive.
>>58925308
no on behalf of everybody on earth
1-8 i go for a run
9 or 0 i go for a drive
>>58925390
pretty good system for the doctors
>>58925347
Me listening intently
>>58925328
but what if the tv are a dream
>>58925351
>...y?
WHY YOU DO YOU THIS !? THE SPACE, THE FUCKING SPACE !
>24c tomorrow
>can't wear my parka
lads
>>58925351
>where it was pretty much illegal to wear a hoody?
Give us a history lesson lad, this sounds interesting.
>>58925293
It is you that is abnormal here. The vast, vast majority of people on this website are virgins. It's just something you will have to accept.
finally gonna try and get out of bed haha
>>58924776
wep is insecure. use wpa.
>>58925405
No because I remember them
>>58925429
frogs out
>>58925452
>>>/r9k/
Imagine actually being good looking
Imagine actually being treated like a human
havent shaved for 6 weeks
>>58925481
how's the beard looking?
>>58925294
Go fuck yourself Rasheed.
UKIP are the part of the white working man.
>>58925198
It amazes me how MAD normies get about paedosexuals. It's like a switch in their little brains is flicked and they can't control themselves. A lot of the hate seems forced but there is still something truly wrong with them
morning lads
>>58925467
Make me
Are there any exit polls for tonights elections?
Poleaboo is getting hype for Amir Khan's next bout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN0mWjp7K9k
>>58925469
i'm trying but it's just too farfetched
>>58925294
>asshole
fuckin nobend
>>58925467
FONT
OI OI
>>58925438
hoody used to be a polite way of summarising urban social problems.
>>58925452
this 2bh
I felt like I fit in here when I was a virgin. Lost it in December, and been having regular sex since March and now I kind of find it hard to relate to a lot of 4chan. Mindset is just in a totally different place. You don't feel unwanted or unloved or unattractive, it does wonders for your self esteem
>>58925467
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
Fuck off 10%er.
>>58925496
almost nonexistent
>>58925275
I knowi'm dreaming most of the time and can accurately remember dreams hours after having them
Isn't that normal?
>>58925514
Only for Wales
#LIBDEMSURGE
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/728337227399434241
How many hours do you work per week /brit/?
28 here, Doing nights at a bar.
>>58925464
you starting on me?
*voices get progressively more scouse to sound hard*
>>58925496
>>58925221
it's part of the conspiracy
>>58925550
>capable of losing virginity
You don't belong here anyway mate
How does tracing paper work?
This guy printed out a picture of a map and traced it to produce a world map on a table
But if you draw on the tracing paper then nothing happens?
?????
>>58925550
lost my virginity when I started uni in 2013, still going here
depends on the board really, some are really autismal and others less so.
>>58925608
just be yourself mate
>>58925501
>>58925198
NONCES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEE
>>58925585
Jahans
>>58925595
~40
>>58925220
pop tops
>>58925631
proving the point
Cute Italian girl I share an office with kept saying "I'm so hot" today, wore a very thin loose shirt and kept flapping it to try and cool herself down lads.
She's hot tbqh.
>>58925587
nope, some can't have lucid dreams at all
most forget dreams after waking up
what do you think you do differently lad? are you a normie?
Hey...don't vote for the khan, okay ?
>>58925616
what?
THIS MAN WALKS UP TO YOU AND TOUCHES YOUR BICEPS
HOW DO YOU REACT?????
don't even feel like uniting africa under british rule
>>58925685
lamp him one
>>58925706
Seems like a waste of energy.
>>58925685
Start performing reverse squats
>>58925665
Fuck off cunt, British Muslims are integral part of our country.
Muslim here. Bangladeshi origin.
Let me tell you about Tower Hamlets, East London.
>it's a sharia zone
>CCTV literally everywhere, and in peoples homes
>Street checkpoints (sharia police search you for alcohol and drugs)
>all women under 29 years old have 11pm-6am curfews
>your home gets a monthly searching (by sharia police)
>TV licensing is just half price if you're a Muslim (double the price for non Muslims)
>sharia police search anyone who steps off public transport
>our Muslim women aren't even allowed to speak in public without being granted permission
>all metal cutlery is banned
>all plates and dishes are banned
>instead we use plastic cutlery and paper plates
We're also practising a form of Islamic communism within our community, and it's working.
Have you heard of Anjem Choudary, our future prime minister?
>>58925685
call the constabulary
>>58925657
just be like hey bb I'm cool as so we'd go well together hahaha!! Girls love humour mate
>>58925537
Who does that arse belong to?
>>58925599
Do a vocaroo? You'd have to be pretty fucking scouse to intimdate me la
>>58925706
>Ahh yes, I love playing my JRPGS in episodes just like my tv shows
>>58925018
Shit post
>>58925198
Shit post
>>58925316
Shit post
>>58925456
Really shit post
>>58925538
Hypershit post
>>58925608
Ãœbershit post
>>58925665
Disgustingly shit post
>>58925706
Atrociously shit post
>>58925760
Shittiest post in the entire thread
>>58925769
Less shit, but still shit post
>>58925760
all me
>>58925699
This is a very sad day lad
>>58925657
yeah and you probably fawned for her and fell right for what she was wanting
women are so predictable and narcissistic
whats the point in living
its just suffering
even in my dreams girls are unimpressed with my small dick
fuck sake
>>58925769
The Pamyu poster (Honestly, I don't know)
>>58925793
was quite worried but then I looked at my post and realised it was actually alright
Think i've just fully doxxed pakipoo
What is an underrated board with a great meme culture? I recently discovered /ck/ which is an absolute gem
>>58925616
was there carbon paper involved?
>>58925685
are aki
>>58925685
The fucks wrong with you mate? utter prick, fuck off!
>>58925793
good post
>Shit post
>Shit post
>Shit post
>Really shit post
>Hypershit post
>Ãœbershit post
>Disgustingly shit post
>Atrociously shit post
>Shittiest post in the entire thread
>Less shit, but still shit post
>>58925821
let's have it lad
>>58925351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYuiAJTgqA
going have milk go to bed
good day
Still in McDonald's trying to push out this poo. It's been 2 hours
>>58925685
state your name cuz
(≧∇≦)
>>58925826
/po/
>>58925799
She didn't want anything from me tbqh.
Well, I got rid of a hornet when it flew into the office and she ran away but that was earlier in the morning.
>>58925762
Her bf is a good lad I wouldn't like to cuck him.
>>58925760
pls go to sleep at the wheel
>>58925769
scouser than your dad on toast
>>58925659
I don't know, it is what it is
I can still remember some dreams i had as a kid
Do you ever have recurring dreams? I have the same nightmare everytime i'm sick since i was like 5
alri then lads, how are we doing today?
>>58925793
autist half wit
permanently scarred my leg when I was about 10 lads
>>58925826
/trv/ is basically patrician /int/
>>58925910
yeah recurring dreams are pretty odd
think you are pretty unique tb.h, I wish I could have more lucid dreams
>>58925888
>I got rid of a hornet when it flew into the office and she ran away
macho shit right there should have shagged her
>>58925898
Were in the pool you from?
>>58925858
actual good post
>>58925931
it's going rather well lad, and you?
>>58925801
It's mostly just curiosity about the future that keeps me from killing myself.
Will Russia annex the rest of Ukraine?
Will Britain abolish the monarchy when the queen dies?
Will vertical farming ever become a widespread and practical method of farming?
Will my crippling alcoholism kill me?
You know, questions like that.
it's over
>>58925898
Could still have you I reckon
>>58925978
L24
live next door to a mr proctor
Watching bbc1 election coverage
how often am I meant to shower
Who here wishes they were born a Seppo?
>>58925793
This post was halal, keep going, Norway !
Well, bye, I guess, I don't want bongs to insult me
>>58926026
Jesus, no wonder he's fat. That's basically a bowl of ground beef in a deep fried shell.
>>58925984
Pretty good.
Just showered after work, gonna go make some food and watch a movie.
>>58925978
doxxable info
spoiler: I'm not that scouse but don't tell the other lad
>>58925910
>>58925943
Girl back in school said she had a recurring dream where she was running away from someone through the corridors of some hotel.
I commented that I have the exact same dream except I'm doing the chasing and our entire group had a laugh.
A few weeks later she called me at literally 3 a.m. to beg me to stop chasing her.
Love Chinese food
>>58926026
he's such a meme
the people who love him are cringeworthy
the people who hate him are cringeworthy
how did he achieve this?
>>58926126
money
>>58926062
Depends on the person m8, at least once a day for me kid
>>58926110
cali what do you work as la
>>58926062
Until the pain stops.
>>58926160
Warehouse wageslave unfortunately.
test
>>58926126
All the other right wingers in America are absolute religious nutjobs
>>58926119
>'no'
>'catch you tomorrow night justine'
>>58926126
The cringe singularity
>>58925018
I can imagine doing the act, but how it would feel is probably too great to comprehend. I've watched so much high quality amateur and professional porn. Some of the porn out there is fucking intense. Wank to massagerooms. See how Greek Goddesses have sex with fat, 7" uncut dicks. It's almost torturous to watch as a virgin.
The day it finally happens, when I slide my throbbing erection into the tumescent vagina of a beautiful young woman, I will transcend. The sensation will probably blow my mind.
Prostitutes won't do it. That's not real sex.
>>58926028
did somebody get an address on sershlad?
![another_place1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jXtiC5u.jpg "another_place1[1].jpg")
>exhibit is meant to be touring round the world
>Get to Liverpool
>Scousers decide they like the statues of naked men so much that they won't let them move on to New York
Is there anything they won't steal?
>>58926285
united kingdom
Rate my harem, you niggers
>>58926021
*runs away*
Ukip doing well
Libdems dying even more
Labour losses
Tory UNLIMITED POWWWAHHRRR
anyone else got the new redditflags?
shows country/county/city
>>58926285
cornwall posted his 192 page
Fucking love Jeremy vine in election nights
>>58926312
They've got willies lol
>>58926348
>>58926325
VERY well plucked unibrows
>>58926350
bit too much imo
>>58926325
no,qt,qt,Cara's feral cousin / no.
>>58926325
3412
>>58926350
doxxed
>>58926279
You're gonna be disappointed lol it's overrated as fuck
>>58926397
Cum fuk my qt boipucci please
>>58926279
>>58925018
Getting buggered is superior tbqh.
Just make sure to do a thorough enema beforehand.
>>58926325
None of them would even acknowledge my existence
If I were near them they'd give me disgusted looks or act as if I'm invisible
>>58926350
might as well post your home address you fucking benders
>>58926325
Would all of em but the left one most.
>>58926441
Nah it's not. it's pathetic and shows complete failure of being male.
>>58926400
t. Two-minuter that has never had a proper good shag
>>58926328
*chases you onto train tracks*
>>58926446
this
being ugly is like being treated as a 3rd rate citizen
>>58926325
arr rook same
castle brom
>>58925112
>>58926478
Sounds like you're projecting there a bit mate
>>58926026
He's such a fucking cretin
>>58925937
>/trv/ is basically patrician /int/
It really is
>>>/trv/1111670
>>58926480
*switches to mobile posting in bed and goes incognito*
>>58926400
>lol dude sex is overrated xd
t. 4 incher who lasted 1 minute during hurried condom doggy style with his ugly arse girlfriend in her bedroom whilst her parents were downstairs when he was 15
>>58926534
not exactly but I reckon if I didn't last as long as I did I'd consider it overrated, but after you've been at it for around an hour you can really fucking start to appreciate every moment of it and just have an overall better experience
>>58926619
You've definitely never had a shag lmao
Not responding to a flagless runt
>Not responding to a flagless runt
*robs the brit archives*
heh, this gimmick is gone for good
>>58926665
>Chester
lmao, literally neck yourself
tv programme idea: a racist goes to a third world country to see how they live, at the end they ask him if he still thinks he's superior to them
>>58926325
2, 3, 1, 4
>>58926709
Good idea
We'll send him to Wales
>Not responding to a flagless runt
>>58926734
:3 croeso!
business idea: government forces marriages between two compatible people
this means we have no virgins and more children
>>58926655
If you think sex is overrated after the shags you've had, then you're pretty much still a virgin lmao
Absolutely detest people who don't wear a tie with their suit.
That's not how it's supposed to work you fucking cunts. If you really want to dress down from a suit, the next step down is JACKET WITH NON-MATCHING TROUSERS AND A TIE. Then another step below that you may remove the tie, though it still makes you look like a dipshit.
war idea: have the third world war already so this shit can be done with
>>58926762
good lads
>>58926748
>compatible people
But I'm a very special snowflake
>>58926785
I like it
Ok, we invade Germany on Monday
who /libdem/ here?
>>58926767
>supposed to work
wearing a tie all day every day is shit
if you can avoid it, you do so
>>58926825
>>58926501
nice post
http://www.strawpoll.me/10138831
http://www.strawpoll.me/10138831
http://www.strawpoll.me/10138831
>>58926845
turn on bbc1
more councillors than the Tories mate
>>58926767
alri grandad
![1462478220187[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OrKPXPZ.jpg "1462478220187[1].jpg")
>>58926785
Till the very end, my froggie brother.
>I haven't disabled and deleted the extra flag extension
>>58926825
Have been since 2010, it's genuinely depressing how much Clegg killed the (already comatose) party
>>58926767
don't even have a suit lol
>>58926844
It's excellent you fucking frog.
Unless you're wearing a shitty polyester tie and polyester shirt too tight at the neck.
>>58926884
How many are UKIP getting?
