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dank of england edition
cunt
stand up for britain
Had a shave today, not gonna leave the house for a few days cos I look like a right prat clean shaven
0121 lads
Imagine being a Rasheed.
Haha imagine
that's me
im a grill btw
Does anyone have the wojack meme where he's looking in the mirror and looks good, then takes a photo and looks awful??
>>58928250
looks like a poor man's London
>>58928253
rorke
>>58928265
Don't lie to me, Frog!
>tfw no poke gf
>crafted a new
Struggling to find my headphones
Needed quite badly desu
lads, suppose you found yourself in a position of absolute power
what is the first group you purge?
>>58928259
i would berry my dick in that. right in it.
going to smoke my spliff out the window and listen to choons in my headphones
>>58928297
Could do with a Gardevoir gf
>>58928315
Muslims
Me in the middle
>>58928316
might find it easier to take off the jeans first
>>58928289
that's me
i have a penis tho
>>58928315
would unironically begin to cleanse Africa of blacks, or at least take measures to slow the birthrates
>>58928315
Normies
Every last one of them must be crushed
i heard you on the wireless back in 52
>>58928327
Bait you bruv
>>58928356
dunno my cheese eating, surrendering friend. i've got a bit of a sharp 'un
>>58928259
>someone saved my picture
>>58928381
good lad
>>58928349
tinderlad?
>>58928381
good lad
>>58928373
>>58928381
>poleaboo sill alive
awful choices
>>58928265
is that you in the bushes?
>>58928356
The original poster is from Britain. Stop being a foul smelling, snail eating, detestable frog
>>58928389
you forgot the part about being a monkey, dropping the weapon, and rolling faster in reverse
but in my magnanimity i forgive you
if you have a sharp stick it's a spear not a willy
>>58928458
not the ass
the face
>>58928397
Post more
weeeeeew lads
>>58928297
>>58928333
Grow up lads
Sara
why are Scots so hairy?
>>58928237
Fell in love with her when I saw her on stage in Treasure Island at the National
>>58928315
I would purge all non-whites so I would start by wiping out everyone in the USA.
Death when
>>58928480
>ass
FUCK OFF YANK
>>58928486
Its the only picture I have, taking good arse pics is hard.
>>58928200
Lads, I just found out I'm descended by King Arthur's Brother-in-Law.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urien
Normied off my face
Help me lads
>>58928383
Lying awake, stroking my dick to pics of you.
>>58928541
"arse" sounds disgustingly lewd and i can litterally hear shit crusting loudly around the rim in real time
>>58928595
use bum
who notts here
>>58928537
Because they are the result of breeding humans and dogs.
Me on the right
>>58928595
You're very gay, froggie.
>>58928349
fuck off with your normie haircut, scumfuck
>>58928595
You have some weird fetishes. Are you on the German border?
>>58928580
Brits trying to trace their ancestry back to aristocracy and royalty are no less pathetic than 'muh heritage' yanks
lads, monday is the first day of the week isn't it?
if you think it's sunday you can top yourself
Anyone won any elections yet lads?
>>58928608
"bum" sounds faggy and like your are affraid to mention the poophole between the meatbuns
>>58928646
>>58928656
:^]
i am a german rape baby
>>58928297
horsefacemon
>>58928661
How dare you talk to a King like that, filthy peasant.
>>58928662
>if you think it's sunday you can top yourself
*leaves computer and prepares to top oneself*
>>58928682
>i am a german rape baby
>>58928682
But everything a Frenchie says sounds faggy.
Dear oh dear lads
I'm Dutch ama
>>58928832
Kanker
>>58928832
In which part of Holland can I find the best hookers?
>>58928832
Nova Scotia
>>58928736
glad to elicit the use of this reaction image
peep show is comedy wise on par with seinfeld in my mind albeit in a very different vein
>>58928807
nah it's not
consider the following:
frotte ton zizi contre le mien petite pute
>talking to guy at work while we wait for the kettle to boil
>"so anon are you going out this weekend, girls?"
>"nah just to the pub with the guys"
>"ah oh well haha"
>"hey so I saw a bunch of French guys on my walk to work the other gay"
>"..."
There's no way out of this
>>58928857
mongool
>>58928863
The only part that doesn't have cheap abo-tier sluts is Amsterdam
>>58928864
Nieuw Amsterdam
Fuck off normies
You will be first against the wall
>>58928872
is the joke
>the other gay
because i mean
i could do better with my own dick in my mouth and fifty ounces of black tar up my ARSE canals
>>58928832
>implying you're capable
>>58928868
I don't have a sausage what you are saying.
Why so slow?
>>58928930
meant for >>58928911
>>58928919
Yes I accidentally said gay instead of day
Fuck off Frenchie
>>58928949
most of the lids are asleep m8
Should I shave?
wish I was good looking
>>58928985
no imo
A normie-free Britain
That's the Britain I want to see, that's the Britain I believe in
>>58928985
definetly.
You look like a Rasheed now
>>58928942
sure you have
between those two ripe and slightly wrinkled eggs
>>58928966
then i don't understand your post altogether
pls bully my ass you wild aboland dweller
>>58929009
Vote UKIP
>>58928985
shave that twatty look off your face
>>58929010
Half Spanish so technically I am
>>58929026
A+ post if i am being honest
Nottingham lads what we saying
>>58928985
your head
you look like an idiot
>>58929019
He asked whether I was seeing any girls and I said no, just the guys. Then I said gay instead of day. Some people could take that as a slip.
Is that spelled out enough for you?
>>58929103
Why?
>>58928315
Drug addicts and drug dealers. So probably like 50% of blacks and Hispanics and like 75% of white trash.
>>58929103
first one was alright
second try not so much mate
>have big dong
>can't mention on dating apps/sites because explicitly stating it is obviously a turnoff
>no way to subtly display it
Wish it was as easy to show off as big tits desu
Toughts?
>>58929136
wasn't even me. fucking yanks ruining everything
Gotta go out to find a mothers day card for mother dearest. Might get her some soap too because she likes soap
>>58928315
the disabled
>>58929173
I prefer white women
>>58929156
I know your feel mate
If I could go I've got a 7 inch wang to girls easily life would be so much easier
>>58929199
gay
Might shave
>>58929156
easy man
just display it subtly with tight pants/joggers/swim shorts or a cheeky underwear shot if you can find the excuse for it
>>58929211
7.5 :)))))))))))))
>>58929109
that's slippery slope of sloppy slurs skipper
so you associate being french with homosexuality
and people think you knobgobble daily
hilarious
coloUr me surprised
>>58929156
just take a picture in short and without underwear trying to have it show as much as possible
ffs youth these days
>>58929239
Round up mate
>>58929189
>mother is dead
>never have to worry about mothers day presents ever again
Feel like an aussie burger for lunch today desu
Shaved
6ft 7inches
Yes, those are two different measurements
Sorted lads
>>58929300
Girth?
>>58929283
Sorry la. This year is the first year i have had a job and shit so im gonna do good for it. Her birthday is next week too still dunno what im gonna get her for that
>>58929295
going on a limb here
and guessing this is not a good look for this guy
>>58929295
look like one of those micro-cephalic babies
>>58929323
6ft
>>58929295
he actually did it the madman
can't stop listening to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_lIi1hb6WU
Might shave sack
Waiting for my high to work off
Probably shouldn't have smoked desu
We outchea
>>58929425
hoi etsubatsu
me irl
>>58929451
no habla español
I'm so bored!
Seek freedom and become captive to your desires
Seek discipline and find your liberty
just had a very nice cum
>>58928315
Absolute power over the whole world? I would not purge anybody. The first thing I would do is to assign the responsibilities of managing individual countries to the most qualified people who would of course answer to me. Then I'd get rid of most of the world's military since it's no longer needed and use that money to help improve the lives of women in third world countries and develop infrastructure.
I think I would be a pretty benevolent dictator to be honest.
Just had a sad cum
>>58929493
hop on my dick
just had a very sad cum
>>58929295
ya baldhead
>>58929520
Shoes on or off?
>>58928653
Why are you so mad?
>>58929425
All the way to Dunaway
>>58929539
he's not fucking your feet you degenerate
>>58929539
who the fuck cares
get on my dick you whore
>>58929504
fuck off chink
>>58929504
What will you do when an angry mob surrounds the building you administrate from because youre sending their money to people they dont care about and you've left yourself completely undefended?
>>58929560
>>58929564
If I'm gonna jump up and down on his dick I don't want him to bitch about dirty shoes
>>58929568
s-s-s-s-s-sorry
>>58929578
I'm not getting rid of EVERYTHING
>Absolute power over the whole world? I would not purge anybody. The first thing I would do is to assign the responsibilities of managing individual countries to the most qualified people who would of course answer to me. Then I'd get rid of most of the world's military since it's no longer needed and use that money to help improve the lives of women in third world countries and develop infrastructure.
>I think I would be a pretty benevolent dictator to be honest.
>>58929578
well, he's assuming he has absolute power over the world
>>58929295
How's the chemotherapy going?
>>58929637
He has absolute power when he starts. He gets rid of it by disbanding the military.
nightsy noo lads
>>58929616
more concerned about your dirty holes you filthy cunt
>>58929668
goodnight~
Not wearing any undies today lads aha
haha I can't wait until you Americans finally get a conservative president so this board will once again become a liberal paradise
Cool I'm less high now, that was a bit uncomfortable
>>58929704
Proofs
>>58929637
well we haven't clarified just how "absolute" this power is
is he merely president of the world? King? God? is his power physical, spiritual, or bureaucratic?
>>58929711
go tip your fedora somewhere else chang
>>58929711
do you remember before O'Bama was elected?
>>58929661
no he doesn't
everybody wants him there
he's the absolute ruler of the world
how did you think he became absolute ruler
by showing he would be the best absolute ruler
nobody thinks they could be better absolute ruler
>>58929632
You're inevitably going to have to do some purging. There's always going to people in the way of what you think is right.
Wanking
>go tip your fedora somewhere else chang
I'm not from Taiwan you frick I'm from
>M'yanmar
>>58929726
*pulls down my trousers*
Ah yes, i feel oh so free lads
>>58929760
>semantics
>Why yes, m'lady, I do INDEED come from the historic, beautiful land of Myanmar
>>58929788
Even worse
You just went from absolute shit tier to hell tier
gambled my entire life savings and lost
Enjoyed this trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_n_qy53Isk
might play a bit of Crusader Kings desu, I never got to play the last Xpack yet
Now I'm drunk I've got an urge to fuck this girl again
She's uggo though but I just want a fuck
Might Snapchat her
>>58929872
just steal another tenner from your mum's purse lad
>MOOMMM I gotta go protect the white man's honour on a Burmese jade and ivory appreciation website
>>58929873
conclave is ass
boils down to less revolts but shittier councilors
laws were made more complex, but the new alliance system is bugged as hell and your marriages randomly break up
Just fucking rekt some paki faggot in another thread.
>>58929928
I don;t mind
you can always turn DLC off and I like that there is always loads of new content for the game
not like Victoria which they left out to dry with barely anything
need to do a sneeze
gf just wrapped this around a bat and wrapped the bat around my head
>>58929995
Sneeze on my willy
>>58929922
>this guy looked at the pictures of him and thought to himself "i look so good"
lucidity is a precious gift often overridded by autism
>>58930003
plastic monstrosity
>>58930006
o-ok
>>58930033
Sit on it too?
Might hurt a bit :x
>>58929247
What, no I don't associate being French with homosexuality. They just happened to be in the story.
Oui are having a communication breakdown here
>>58930003
you batman nao
>>58929922
is myanmar a nice place lad?
>>58929896
iktfb
>>58930039
go in dry
You can't compare these elections with last year because there are different places up for election and you can't compare with 2012 because it wasn't reflective of their performance last year, so any attempt to compare them and analyse is just hot air
>>58930060
Tbf I've got her thong in my room and she's some bit of clothing of mine so we need to swap, that'll be my excuse
>>58930070
great political insight!
>>58929872
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss;If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone,And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more you'll be a man my son
>>58930077
Times new roman.
>>58930059
nope
>>58930070
fuck off you fedora tipping nonce
Did UKIP win anything yet
depressed as shit
29 years old and only making 38k
where did my life go so wrong
>>58930108
Whatever lad x
>>58930049
i've been bullied too much and am now used goods
hold me tight against your coincidentally very erect cock
perfectly well adjusted heterosexual behaviour
>>58930137
If you've done nothing in your life apart from wageslaving, then probably there
>>58929247
>>58930137
don't believe you're actually french desu
your english/banter is too good
>>58930173
france is well gay though m8
>>58930113
fedora memes are old hat, if you'll pardon the pun sir
>>58930003
kill yourself
Playing with the willy
>>58930137
27 years old and making 0k haha what am i like??
Charlotte Church needs to be quietly taken round the back of an abandoned building and shot in the head
20 years old and making an undisclosed amount in a legal grey area
>>58928240
that poster is clearly from new zealand
>>58930226
i've been reading all my books in american for quite some time now
language cucking level reads "my concubine's spawn"
>>58930241
saying gay is very homoerotic senpai
do you want to wrestle naked
>>58930331
>that one mong who always posts in the long-dead thread
sup lads yo sup suh dude sup
22 years old making 18k in a dead end job, leaving soon anywah
>>58930366
>he's a Rasheed
of course
27 year old benzo addicted kissless virgin neet here
doing a holding my face and sighing again
Need to sober up lads desu
24 years old french
23 year old utter madman here lads
32 year old unmarried NEET here boys
get on my level
who /restless leg syndrome/ here
21 and lost
I just want to leave, the country, the province, anything.
I want to go to Nepal and climb mountains
lads what do consulate generals do
if I was to call up one for a interview about their country would they be the right person to talk to
>>58930480
jog on jap
>>58930492
yee hahahahahahaha
>>58930492
only the middle one
Where's that bloke who always says he won't vote because no election has ever been decided by a single vote?
>>58930492
who /sciatica/ here
>>58930503
they are like local versions of Ambassadors
can't have an embassy in every city but the consulate usually acts as a regional headquarters.
>>58930519
And this
>>58930497
Don't let your dreams stay dreams
I want to be a girl so I'm getting laser hair removal cause I'm hairy and losing weight and growing my hair long so I can look more feminine
Then I will start HRT
pink tender boipussy
>>58930519
mongs say that to justify their slavery
>>58930554
>>58930557
good lads
>>58930519
I was reading this book and it had a story about this british politician who had a shitty day and snubbed a waitress of a tip at a pub right before the election. All the staff were going to vote for him but then after snubbing the waitress, they didn't and he lost the election by like 14 votes hahahahaha utterly rekt
>>58930554
going to Nepal is a lot more achievable than playing chemical dress up
labour seem to have won most of the councils in birmingham
although nearly all of them seem to be white women
>>58930557
*boipucci
>>58930554
nightly reminder you will never pass
if you do give me a call though
i'll show you the baguette magique
hi lads
>>58930538
great
and so a Consulate General is a single person role or a role filled by many?
>>58930594
Then get off your arse and go do it lad
>>58930609
do on batty boy
>this poor girl who has a skin disease and doesn't leave the house but is pretty qt on Channel 4
Feel sad
>>58930580
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Allason
>He is widely considered to have lost because he failed to tip a pub waitress a week before polling day. As a consequence, fourteen waiters who were going to vote for Allason switched to the Liberal Democrats. He lost by twelve votes
hahahahahaha REKT
>>58930602
No
I like women I'm transitioning so I can be a lesbian
You'll have to find someone else to play with your willy
I'm a good little cumslut for my English overlords
>>58930611
its more like an office with a bunch of people offering difference services
it doesn't have the power of an Embassy
>>58930667
I will have to take you without your willy then
>>58930322
what has she said this time?
HahahahahHHa this would have been ukips one and only majority held council ffs lmao pookip on suicide watch
>>58930698
fuck
F U C K
U
C
K
I need to interview someone
only reason i'm a NEET is becaue of the darkies stealing all our jobs haha
>>58930759
interview me mate what u need pham
>>58930745
Lmao
>1 seat, 1 vote needed
>>58930772
ever sucked cock for cash?
>>58930759
just ask to talk to someone there
there should be someone in charge, the Consul
