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reminder
REMINDER
reminder
REMINDER

edition
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Whats the issue, OP?
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doing a poo
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don't like this edition. don't like it one bit
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how people can still believe in the gender pay gap myth this day and age is beyond me
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Cara
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>>58931542
Oil has nowhere to go but up now, yank. It's not over yet.
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Lads
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Why is SNP so big in Scotland? Why don't Scots vote for either Greens or UKIP if they want to really piss off the Union?
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>>58931614
waiting to make millions off of oil
>>58931604
still here. cooled down a bit after having a quick wank
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Alri
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I want to shag Ruth Davidons partner.
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>>58931604
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As if this girl isn't like 35
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>>58931640
because the greens and UKIP don't give a fuck about scottish independence. the SNP is basically a one-issue party
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Marina
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I might shave.

Evens I shave
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>>58931640
Everyone hates Labour and the Conservatives. That's essentially the reason.
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>>58931671
To be fair, who on Earth actually gives a fuck about Scottish independence?
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>>58931665
that dyke haircut is getting me 35 kinds of aroused
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>>58931688
are the scots really going for Scottish independence again?
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>>58931658
also where did you get that proxy
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>>58931697
Get tae fuck
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How are you lads feeling today?
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>>58931729

I'm actually in Burma rn, working with Ox(senpai)
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>>58931713
No. it's not a real concept at this stage.

The SNP are also competent governors of Scotland and have held the Scottish Government for quite a while. People here don't want Labour or the Conservatives running the country because they see both as branch offices of Westminster that would through the country under the bus if Westminster head men told them to do so.
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any fellow golfers here?
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>>58931665
I think I know her

if her last name is Phillips then I know her
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>>58931697
scots
somewhat sympathetic foreigners (like myself)
the english democrats
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What is your favourite dish from a chip shop lads? Careful what you say as it determines if you are proper or not
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>>58931768
drunk 3bh. how bout you cunt
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>>58931775
not getting paid then?
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don't reply to him
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don't reply to me
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>>58931797
Nope
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>>58931768
Cinco De Mayo over here so I'm lit and pretty buzzed right now ngl
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>>58931820
That depends. How hungry am I?
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>>58931820
chips
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>>58931780
Would you say Scottish independence was an inevitability? It would certainly seem that way if the SNP whose central platform is independence keep getting elected
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>>58931794
yea, I'm decent but nothing special
doubt there are many more though
>tfw even made a 4chan golf game bu never played it more than once
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>>58931650
>>58931646
Are people over there using more British terms cause I was speaking to a yank yesterday on a game.. Cheeky cunt started to call me 'mate' bang out of order that.

Question: is it just on /Brit/ or are yanks copying us?
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>>58931820
fish fingers innit
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>>58931820
Fish and chips with a pot of curry sauce
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>>58931820
Pastie supper
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>>58931851
That's a cool looking cat
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>>58931614
do you mind if i call you thaiguy instead of thailad?
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>>58931881
Is this your first day on /brit/ or what lad?
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>>58931820
jumbo sausage and medium chips
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>>58931881
probably because he heard you were a brit, that's why he started using your slang.
it is nothing mainstream except for ironically using "m8" online
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>>58931826

no it's paid.
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>>58931851
dem half shut love eyes though
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>>58931881
Too many Yanks go to, or know people that go to, Australia. They like to use it either because it's second nature if they lived there for a year or, and this is the offensive part, as a fucking meme langguage.
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does anyone know the track that's played from 3 minutes onward

>>>/gif/8519377
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>>58931820
Cod and chips, sometimes haddock. With some mushy peas on the side. Let me guess the Americans have chicken nuggets.
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am a traitor to my country if i prefer chinese and indian food over fish and chips? i mean don't get me wrong i like fish and chips but given the choice i'd rather have crispy duck with pancakes, spring rolls, chow mein etc
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>>58931874
No I don't think it's inevitable.

I don't see another referendum happening any time soon. Bar something absolutely major happening like the UK leaving the EU or a war or something I don't see another referendum in my life time.
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>>58931903
It's bizarro thailad lad, call me what you want
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>>58931921
> that webm
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>>58931907
No, can you answer the questions or fuck off?
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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>58931878
Yeah I rarely come across fellow golfers on here but it's always good when I do
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>>58931936
I will second this chap's opinion.
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>>58931941
thanks, i just feel like "lad" is overused here and calling you thaiguy would be a refreshing change, especially since it rhymes and it's whimsical
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>>58931851
haha your cat looks like my cat
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>>58931941
can you call the real thailad and tell him get on here
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>>58931935
Nothing wrong with that mate, everyone likes a good Chinese. Personal preference.
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>>58931936
I think given what Scotland has contributed to the UK in science, politics and industry over the years Scotland leaving the UK would be a very sad day and I hope I never see it tbqhwym8
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NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
ROME GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
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>>58931900
>>58931918
She owns my spare chair. I can basically do anything to her while she's chillin in it. And she's super vocal. My pepper.

Pepper Ann.

https://youtu.be/joSk_-fBbLo
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>>58931982
you can't remove the lad in "ladyboy"
checkmate atheist
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why is /brit/ so shit?
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>>58931982
'Lad' is overused and not just here, the twats over at LADBible are to blame.
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>>58932020
JFs
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>>58931955
Naw but YOU can fuck off """mate"""
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>>58931994
I wouldn't care much from an emotional standpoint, almost every English person I've met has been a cunt and I don't have much affinity for the country itself.
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>>58932020
Because you're in here..

OUT
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>>58932025
people here in yorkshire use lad as a matter of course when dealing with young males. your nan will call you a good lad
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stop calling me fucking "mate" yeah? I'm not your mate
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>>58932020
from all accounts better than /cum/
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>>58931550
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>>58932032
Funny.
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>>58931953
t-that doesn't help me AT ALL
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>>58932067
gay
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>>58932053
i wish you were my fucking mate
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leave thailad alone, ok?
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>>58932072
I know
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>>58932067
>that mark on the wall where the door has obviously hit it repeatedly

why do i see this in so many public buildings? are we living in the stone age?
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>>58932081
I wish I were fucking your mate
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cold out
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Wish I could live in British India during the peak of the Empire

depressing that it became independent and a shithole
would be a strange synthesis of cultures if it had remained part of the Empire.
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>>58932109
he is a prime mate you ape man
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>>58932049
I know it's been used up North for ages, but it went mainstream for some reason and now everyone uses it to the point were it's actually annoying to hear.
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lowering my bollocks into a jam jar full of boiling water
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>>58932125
It was always a shit hole mate don't buy into the memes that countries were paradises in the empire. India just had its good spots, which were more common back then. Now the majority of it's shit with few good places.
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>his willy isn't so small he pees on his bollocks
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Night lads x
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>>58932171
Jelly jar*

Stop appropriating British culture and use your own words.
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>>58931550
FB ID: 100009436112299

Message me if you want to save Britain
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>>58932217
>pees
Are you even tryin mate?
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>>58932243
what did he mean by this?
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>>58932239
we call them mason jars here anyway
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>>58932202
I'm not saying it was, just that it was an interesting time

I've been reading a book about iot lately and imagining if the British had become permanently integrated into Indian society as the ruling caste creating some sort of hybrid Anglo-Vedic civilization
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>his willy isnt so long that it touches the toilet bowl if he doesnt prop it up
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>>58932239
Yanks don't want to, for some unknown reason they prefer to sound like us, even though when they try and speak like us they sound like right knobheads, it's amusing watching them try though.
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I have never thought of this. Which one of it was you?
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>>58932278
Fuck knows, your guess is as good as mine lad.
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>>58932278
I'm sick with what's happening with my country, and I've decided that I'll take a stand and defend my country against the globalist menace. So, do you want to join and have hope and pride, or do you want to continue to wallow in sorrow and wank to hentai?
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>>58932296
#whitemaninasiaproblems
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>>58932307
Go one further than this. Know a gay lad in my uni course that posted here and on /vg/. See him at Uni some times. He has no idea who I am.
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>>58932307
>>58932326
fuck off you brown manlet chink-looking little dicked faggot
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>>58932304
did you even read my post? I know it is you. >>58931913
it actually must be your first day on /brit/
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>>58932307
Seems doubtful
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>>58932322
Gonna wallow in sorrow and wank to hentai mate. Good luck though :)
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>>58932278
Fuck if I know
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>>58932307
that's actually not likely at all unless you live in a huge city
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>>58932344
I'm English, mate.

I know I know you can't understand the concept of someone whose idea of travelling to another country isn't 'fucking ibeefa wiv the lads innit'....
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>>58932351
Angry much?
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>>58932431
>>American
>Angry much?
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>>58932413
doing a hajj in indonesia? good lad
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found a new waifu lads

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj-Mm7pvi_q_XTCqxpJZKeQ
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>>58932358
Well, I don't expect you to help in Indonesia. But thanks for replying.

Any fellow Brits want to help?
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>>58932450
ah yes, canadians are much better posters and never get angry
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>>58932364
Hmmm I dunno. Youre probably right but I reckon it happens more often than we'd think...
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>>58932482
Being British is a sin against god
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>>58932473
What do you see in her?

>inb4 "my cock"
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>>58932453
>A hajj
>A hajj in indonesia
No part of that makes sense.
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>>58932541
me at the back
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>>58932482
What's your plan mate, apart from making half decent to pretty shit teir speeches?
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>>58932544
"hajj" just means pilgrimage in arabic, although it is usually used to describe a holy trip to mecca
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59qcqWnjFF0

absolute tune
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>>58932536
she's a woman who isn't a complete retard

it's like finding a unicorn
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>>58932473

She is very beautiful
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>>58932583
You fucking muzzie. I knew this way some self hatred projection.
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This Mexican political bitch is trying to outlaw memes.

@marthaor2010
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>>58932576
Look, we need to act in secret - we can't declare that we're some radicalist group, which want to purify Britain and restore our Empire.
Therefore, we need to organise a memetic force that will apply meme magic to aid our cause and make it more acceptable. Now, this has been shown to work very successfully with Trump, and I'm sure organising it will be further increase the efficiency of their effects.
After we employ memes as propaganda, we'll need to spread out into the wider, public internet. Make ourselves known. Once we make ourselves known on Twitter, FB, and other normie social sites, we'll start to release specialised memes, which make people agree with our group, and not just our cause. Once we have a following, we can start giving speeches, parades and other activities.
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>>58932599
>like finding a unicorn
So being scammed, cause don't know if you've heard, but unicorns ain't real mate.
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>>58932495
that's right
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>>58932473
she's mine now
sorry kid
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>>58932764
damn it, cucked again!
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here our satan prayer
our anti nicene creed
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>>58932719
But what if UK also bans the meme magic like Mexico >>58932687
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hey hi hello
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>>58932812
Alright
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>tfw you will never be Rajah of some small Oriental kingdom
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>>58932807
Then we'll have to act like Speekeasys - selling illegal memes. People will love us as vigilants and fighters for the people.
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>>58932812
wassup homie
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>>58932812
hmm yeah nah
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might get a triple cheeseburger at the maccas at the train station lads

really iffs me that they got rid of the mcdouble tbqh
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>>58932941
fuck off murderer
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>>58932941
fat cunt
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>>58932941
you can always get a mcdouble penetration for free if you know the right people
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>>58932968
I'm getting back into training m8 need the protons
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Is there anything more infuriating than selecting store fronts? I want to strangle the individual responsible for this travesty slowly to death
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>>58932941
That sounds pretty good desu
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>>58933001
>choose street signs
>not a single street sign in the photo

ahhh yes
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>>58932941
>they got rid of the mcdouble
what?
no they didn't
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If you actually read Marx with an open mind and forget the idea you're *supposed* to hate him, you realise he was right about so much.
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Why would anyone vote for the Tories if you don't have at least a quarter of a million pounds to your name?
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So when is the result for the London mayor election going to be shown? I want the Pakistani guy to become the mayor just for the Keks.
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>If you actually read Marx with an open mind and forget the idea you're *supposed* to hate him, you realise he was right about so much.
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was about to say doing a poo but it was but wind
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>>58933162
ignorance
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>>58933156
you make it sound like a religion
I read Marx when I thought myself a communist, and the more I read, the more asinine it began to sound

now I'm a bit embarrassed that I ever proclaimed myself as such
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>>58933162
because they promised an EU referendum and Labour didn't even entertain the idea.
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Hello ladmates

Can someone explain the UK wanting to leave EU thing?

Why does the UK want to leave the EU? Doesn't that mean losing out on a lot of different benefits as a UK citizen? For example, would it become more difficult for you guys if you wanted to travel in the EU or even move somewhere in the EU?

What is it that you gain and lose in this referendum?

bonus question is: what is a Chav? Is that a real term over there?
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>>58933162
muh Big Society and tradition
just because they act like no-liberals now doesn't mean Toryism is completely dead.
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I can hear the birds ffs. FUCK OFF
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>>58933207
the UK has never really been "part" of the EU and in general pretty hesitant towards any sort of integration.
desu the fact that they have their own bank still makes leaving really not that big a deal.
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>>58933227
me too
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>>58933156
He was only right about religion being the opium of the masses. Other than that his ideals are pretty much utopian anarchist BS.
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>>58933227
*tweet*
*tweet*

feels stange to use te wordtweet in itsp original ,meamomg
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bird tweets are drowning out the screams again
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>>58933240
I'm not talking about his work on communism.

It's clearly you haven't read Marx.
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birds used to piss me off when i lived at my parents that i bought an air rifle and used to fire it randomly into the trees to scatter them so i could get some fucking sleep
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>>58933240
>He was only right about religion being the opium of the masses
not really, since he basically created co-opted the entire structure of Christian churches at the time and built a secular ideology around it where the State became God

if religion was the opium of the masses why would ascetics exist?
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asmr to drown out the birds
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Didnt Marx say that work would be the highest form of enjoyment in a workers life

sounds a bit grim to me ahaha
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>>58933330
I got you m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-8YrfrcFuw
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>>58933325
>built a secular ideology around it where the State became God
Marx was anti-statist.
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Might make beans on toast again lads
Also debating a good old fashioned cheese sandwich

Thoughts?
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haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mSidjpci90
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>>58933381
Grate cheese on the beans pal
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>>58933342
he was a bit of an idiot
Lenin's writing is a lot more interesting than Marx's droll

also check out the book "Homo Sovieticus" great parody of what socialism does to the human being.
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>>58933227
Yeah, it's a sign I should probably go sleep.
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>>58933346
:^)
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>>58933346
this is very unnverving
i miss asmraurette
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>>58933388
The fuck do you do think I am
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It's amazing how many people associate Marx with communism/socialism.

Well over 90% of Marx's work was on capitalism and he only wrote about socialism/communism in brief, passing phases.
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>>58933393
what has /brit/ become
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>>58933302
Someone fedora this racist
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>>58933393
temporarily fallen out of my politcal interest for some reason

hopefully I'll gain interest into again and soon and if I do I'll look into it

I think Milo and the alt-right shamed me away
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>>58933404
Bellend by the sounds on it
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>>58933302
I like the birdos desu
Except for pigeons, which are the spawn of satan
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>>58933207
You are a chav mate.
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>>58933236
Wouldn't they be isolating themselves from other countries in the EU by doing so though?

On the other hand, would it help the UKs economy to leave?
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Quick wank then bed,
Night lads.
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>>58933378
>Marx was anti-statist.
had a sensible chuckle
read Bakunin

the way Marx defined "the State" was a bit different than how we would define it, or how an anarchist could
he called it an 'organ of class rule' which is true in once sense but the communist society he proposes still has the structures we would recognize as a State even if in his utopia it was run by collective.

Marx also advocated a transitory entity between capitalism and his Utopian communism which was very much a State

and the fact that no one has ever managed to break out of the ideological swamp that is his "temperate" zone shows that there are in fact some major holes in his theories.
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>>58933033
they did here
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>>58933494
Wanking wanker loves his wanks
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>>58933422
Homo Sovieticus is more anti-communism

I'm just saying even if you dislike communists its important to understand them, because knowing them and knowing yourself is how they will be defeated.
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>>58933393
What does socialism do to a human being?

The UK is socialist. So I'm curious as to what you guys think of it
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*tars you all with the same brush*
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>>58933552
>The UK is socialist
had a dignified giggle at this
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>>58933516
You've got me all figured out, bit of Sara Sampaio tonight.
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Getting a bottle of water, you lads want anything? x
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>>58933645
*this morning.
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how about I slap you with my cock instead
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>>58933659
>>58933645
Tissues ;)
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It's getting really light now lads... Need to hurry up and get to sleep.
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Downed a pint of water
Mouth was so dry
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>>58933710
post a cheeky willy shot before bed
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>>58933710
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>>58933729
*sigh*
*spit on hand*

her we go again
nothing personnel
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Alri
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Decided to go with the cheese sandwich lads

R8 my life
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>>58933812
put some branston pickle in there
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>>58933812
Looks dire
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>>58933728
You could have downed something else that would make it wet..
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thinking about having a glass of wine tonight
also thinking that I've been having a glass of wine or a beer every night lately and should take a day off at least
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>>58933812
Looks shit
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>>58933812
Not the red Leicester? At least this>>58933826
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>>58933832

pussy juice only makes you thirstier because of the salt.
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>>58933812
how do you call that white thing slathered in butter
doesn't look like any edible thing i know of
btw that doesn't even look like proper butter
cheese looks okay
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>>58931550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
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>>58933826
>>58933828
>>58933862
>>58933868
>>58933871
Fuck off
Tasted nice
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>>58933734
Would be able to fit it all on one picture lad.
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>>58933888
*wouldn't
FUUUCCKK autocorrect messing with my bants.
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>>58933728
My waters bigger
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>>58933870
Why you use old flag?
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had a wild wank
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all uni has made me realise is that there's not that glorious girl waiting for me, she's too good for me, and i don't even know what i want...

not replying to anything got a football game tomorrow and im hammered like a tit
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Went to an ice hockey game earlier and there was a good fight on the pitch, and a decent sized brawl broke out in the stands

Excellent stuff chaps
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>>58934011
hahahahahaha oh lisicki just pull your head in a bit mate and you'll find a girl
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>>58934016
>on the pitch
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>>58934046
I don't know the actual term, I'm not a cancuck
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>>58934041
nah not one to my standard and you think hur dur hur lol white boy cunt

i literally was a man about things tonight and took rejection on the chin, i got rejected seven times.

albeit i offended to girls by saying i just want to be your friend but you'd wingman for me if you could?

honestly just say you're attracted to them. no bullshit i got fucked up hard by doing bullshit tonight.
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>not replying to anything

yeah ok
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>>58934051
On the ice works
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>>58934080
subscribed
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>no English Rose in the mangrove swamp gf
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>>58934080
m8 who gives a shit, if she rejects you just move on. worrying about how hot she is or something will just make the loss harder.

if you get rejected and your first thought is about losing a good looking girl then you didn't give a shit about her personality wise or want to date her, you just wanted to fuck her. finding love is hard, finding attractive women isn't.
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>>58934080
>>58934115
i got some semi fat cunt who've i shagged before wanting a shag but...

1. i've had a wank
2. she's fat and i've shagged her three times already
3. i want a tall thin cute girl no more slags.
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>>58934080

I rejected on your mother's chin last night cuz
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>>58934080
How do you get rejected 7 times?
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>>58934136
yeah man but honestly...

i just want a shag.

i've shagged ugly birds all day now i want a fit bird to shag and they're hard.
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>>58934051
it's cold grass
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raining outside and its spring hmm
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>>58934139
>>58934161
Know this feeling desu
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>>58934156
by being noshed off my fucking face.

done two lines of coke and about 15 pints.
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>replying to him
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>>58934161
>UK
>wanting to fuck a decent woman without being a playboy billionaire

shit out of luck
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>>58934178
I just heard thunder
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>>58934199
Might have just been your fat mum walking up the stairs
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Proper morning now.
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>>58934180
people are like, just talk to them. and I have done many times.

sure they're not dismissive but they won't shag me i know the vibe now and it's a non shag vibe.

there has to be a good looking tall cute girl for me out there but im losing faith now.

only so many punches a man can take.
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>>58934219
Damn homie
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Night x
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>>58934248
In high school you was the man homie
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>>58934236
to stay awake all night adds a day to your life
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>>58934236

go to sleep, you need to be fresh and awake for Jummah
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>>58934268
except you sleep during the day
you mong princess
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>>58933562
Why are you laughing? Canada's even more socialist.
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>>58934279
you stay up all day too
then sleep the next night
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Enjoying lisicki being depressed
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>>58934282
FAR less actually
and neither is socialist at all
desu you're more "socialist" than we are
>>
>>58934251
sweet dreams xoxo
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>>58934293
i'm tall
i'm good looking
i've got a nice accent

literally what else does a fucking girl want man.

fuck this going to bed.
>>
>>58933552
We are not socialist, ask all the socialists and they'll tell you about how we're an extremely authoritarian capitalist state
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>>58934247
What about a kinda chubby Swansea loving qt?
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>>58934320
A good personality, which is something you lack based on how everyone hates you everywhere you manage to post
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>>58934338
shagged some of them

they get too attached too quickly and think too high of themselves.
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>>58933960

that looks like an underage hand
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>>58934288
yeah, no
goodnight y'all
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ylrJ0cH2w

i want to be as hard as this man
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I smell like flowers.. way too much fabric softener
>>
>On Mount Cyllene in the Peloponnese, as Tiresias came upon a pair of copulating snakes, he hit the pair a smart blow with his stick. Hera was not pleased, and she punished Tiresias by transforming him into a woman. As a woman, lady Tiresias was a prostitute of great renown. After seven years as a woman, Tiresias again found mating snakes; depending on the myth, either she made sure to leave the snakes alone this time, or, according to Hyginus, trampled on them. As a result, Tiresias was released from his sentence and permitted to regain his masculinity.

And then later on
>Tiresias was drawn into an argument between Hera and her husband Zeus, on the theme of who has more pleasure in sex: the man, as Hera claimed; or, as Zeus claimed, the woman, as Tiresias had experienced both. Tiresias replied, "Of ten parts a man enjoys one only." Hera instantly struck him blind for his impiety. Zeus could do nothing to stop her or reverse her curse, but in recompense he did give Tiresias the gift of foresight and a lifespan of seven lives.

Bronze age doujins
>>
I've got a headache right before semesters end, just why
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>>58934398
*smells you*

ahh yes
>>
Is there a British version of Veep?
Besides In The Loop
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>>58934394
you can never be hard in a soft society
calm rivers make smooth stones
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>>58934445
>calm rivers make smooth stones

fuck me that's a sayinfg and a alf
>>
Can't get back to sleep roooooo
>>
why cant girls be just as autistic as guys?
>>
>>58934511
because they're all normies minus ugly ones of whom would be a normie if they could.
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>>58931697
I care but think they should stay part of Britain
>>
watching someone get gassed and attacked by a dog in LA lads
>>
>>58934511
>implying they can't
I've met some pretty spergy girls
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>>58934561
Live?
>>
>>58934562
on average they arent though
spergy guys outnumber spergy girls 5:1
>>
>>58934585
Yeah, kinda just finished though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>
>>58934511
They can desu
>>
>>58934597
Was it a car chase with a black car?
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>>58934309
Even saying "far less" is an admission to being socialist. Jesus man, you've got the queen of England on your money, you share half your country with France, and your president is glorified Instagram model. How are you going to say that's not a socialist country?

There's also the fact that you've got a health care system like the Brits do.
>>
>>58934641
Monarchy is as far from Socialism as you can get m8

meanwhile you have wank like food stamps and all these weird welfare programs we have none of
>>
>>58934635
yeah
>>
>>58934635
HOL UP
>>
>>58934667
I saw him on the news earlier. He was driving like 15 mph on the freeway
>>
>>58934641
Yeah because having a queen is socialist

You mong
>>
ironically playing the sims
>>
moving to japan lads
>>
>>58934766
americans should all be killed
>>
>>58934766
Nonce
>>
Why do people vote for the Tories?

You do know they're the bad guys, right?
>>
>>58934784
This
>>
just had an apple lads

was pretty nice

7/10 might have another one tomorrow
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Rhetorically playing Medieval Sims 2: Crusader Kings
>>
*yawn and stretch my arm*
rather quiet around these hours eh lads
>>
>>58934789
Do you have preferential voting in britain?
>>
>>58934789
Labour is soft on wogs
>>
>>58934828
No
>>
Trump is backing Brexit
>>
>>58934847
well you should get it, then maybe UKIP will have a chance
>>
Had to put steroid cream on my hands because they were itching, can feel my pineal gland calcifying
>>
might do a cheeky suicide lads :P
>>
>>58934860
Yes but it's not that easy is it because they don't want UKIP to have a chance

UKIP would be in a coalition with the Tories and around 70 MPs I think it was right now if we didn't have FPTP
>>
>>58931820
Cod and Chips with extra salt and vinegar. Get in there (there meaning my arteries).
>>
>>58934666
My point was you have a foreign countries Queen on your money. what the fuck is the queen of englands face doing on canadian money? And why are you sharing half the country with france?

Food stamps and welfare stuff also isn't socialist compared to the healthcare system.

>>58934728
It's called monarchical-socialism. it's a thing. You haven't had an actual monarchy since fucking king henry

>>58934784
>>58934804

There you go with your socialist propaganda.

Freedom cannot be killed.
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>>58934912
>thinking you are free
lmao
>>
>>58934912
Probably because she's the Queen of Canada too?
>>
>>58934925
freer than you
>>
>>58934951
t. world's largest prison population
>>
>>58934951
Free to get shot. LMAO!
>>
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>>58934912
>what the fuck is the queen of englands face doing on canadian money?

yeah that's a real puzzle
>>
>>58934951
Probably true but you aren't very free at all
>>
>>58934912
my favourite game is homefront because it has yanks getting killed and dumped in mass graves
>>
Can i get a cheeseburger in batter, small chips, loadsa mayo and a small battered sausage from the next person to go to the chippy please.

Thanks
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>>58934834
>implying Tories don't love them
>>
Tories are going to be beat Labour in the Scottish elections.

Lefties are in meltdown. Dugdale will resign in a few hours, Corbyn in a few weeks.
>>
>Arguing with somebody on the internet

Checkmate faggot
>>
Had like 3 hours sleep and I don't feel tired fucks sake lads
>>
>>58934912
>foreign countries Queen on your money.
Britain isn't forgiven and she is our Queen as much as she is theirs
>>
>>58935133
unless you're an utter wasteman, you feel more tired waking up halfway through a sleep cycle than getting less sleep but waking before a new one begins
>>
Just started thundering lads

The storms over here kick the crap out of ours
>>
Had a weird dream last night, I was lucid at one point so tried to wake myself up in the dream to wake up in a dream which was set in the hostel im in and then realised and woke up

What the fuck.
>>
>>58934951
doubtful
maybe more free than Police State island but America is a real mess where people accept the trappings of freedom only instead to be enslaved by their desires.
>>
getting a bit bored of /int/

literally "let me tell you about YOUR country" the board
>>
Does anyone IRL know that you use 4chan?
If so do they 'get it' or think it's weird?
>>
>>58935299
all me
>>
>>58935299
just banter tho innit
>>
Fucks sake, left my laptop and phone charger round someone's house, and got 10% battery on my phone left
>>
>>58935324
A load of the spastics in my class know about it because of Porn, gore and anonymous. There's one Redditor in there who understands it's more than just /b/ and he visits the meme boards like /tv/ and /mu/ every so often. Me and him often enjoy casually discussing the funny trending maymays.
>>
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just self-diagnosed myself with the meme disease (depression) lads
>>
*pozzes your neghole*
>>
>>58935299
same
been frequenting /hist/ a lot more
its gotten significantly better but there are still too many atheists and commies + other assorted scum
>>
>>58935348
yeah but there's only so many times you see x country call y country a [insert undesirable ethnic minority] infested shithole before the other retorts with a ready made image trashing the other country that has likely been posted thousands of times before

after a while it's just a bit sad
>>
>>58935487
I'm more bothered by the shear amount of memes clogging the board up
>>
>going anywhere outside /brit/

why
>>
Your support your support your support is fucking shit
>>
David Cameron? More like David Harameron.
>>
new at last
>>58935552
>>58935552
>>58935552
>>
>>58935471
>browsing /his/ if you aren't an atheist or socialist
Lad..........
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