wincest edition
crayon pop?
>58912872
crayon poop
fuck cara
>>58914910
>>58915169
hoover is a brand name
Barrack HUSSEIN Obama. First Muslim President of the United States, elected twice in a row by a non-white majority.
>>58915169
yanks
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
kpop desu lads
>>58915216
you played right into my hands desu
no hard sentiments
*snicker omniously*
https://youtu.be/NKGrE-CoFUs
already tired of this weather
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136807
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136807
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136807
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136807
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136807
put a fat X on mr ukip today
>you played right into my hands desu
>no hard sentiments
>*snicker omniously*
>that one lad that always posts about obama being a muslim
who is he?
>YNWA
Literally no one cares
>>58915313
What's wrong anon, we never get a god summer so you have to enjoy it while it lasts
>>58915313
sweating my fucking cunt off
Zac Goldsmith completely cocked up his campaign.
Turned a serious election into an Islamophobic free for all.
Daft cunt.
business idea: get elected to parliament and do nothing for 5 years
>>58915315
I hate halfies, darkies, chinkys, and jews.
>>58915330
he uses the ayrshire flag
genuinely never posts except once every few weeks to post his obama pictures, very bizarre
https://youtu.be/QBPbAzrPFmE
>>58915323
i'm actually enjoying myself
my superior intellect is above whatever pitiful taunts you can muster
i am actually sad seeing you leashed to my every whims like a dancing sockpuppet
one day you may reach enlightenment and i pray it will be soon
>>58915230
I know that, still call it hover though.
https://youtu.be/q3RtdDZgcBY
TAKBIR
geneuine strawpoll
no memeing
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136850
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136850
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136850
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136850
wagies only this round
>>58915439
makes you realise how awful these threads are
>>58915313
Not as bad now though lad, suns finally fucking off.
Me on the right
>>58915520
its a shit video desu, just covers a single thread
needs some older bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>58915439
>my post is in that
feeling famous desu
Why do my parents give me such a hard time?
I have two older siblings that failed uni, drank loads, got into debt, always caused problems at the house etc.
I went to uni, got a good job, do nothing but save my money and go to my room everyday to read and stuff and they always make me out to be evil like I'm smoe awful tearaway child.
It's genuinely kind of upsetting.
>>58915505
Picked #2, would probably oversleep if I woke up like #1.
>>58915573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
>>58915615
seen it
apply yourself
>hes posting in my thread
what cucks
I hate women so much that I am gay
>>58915588
This doesn't happen, does it?
>>58915588
you should tell them to fuck off
If you are earning your keep they should leave you alone
>>58915634
I hate gays so much I am woman
>>58915313
I know how you feel mate, I've had to work outside all week and I'm turning into a paki.
Pic related, my tanned hand on my white belly.
>>58915570
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10136850
goat Louis impression desu
>>58915232
Kinda amazing that the POTUS said something like that and it just went by unchallenged. We truly are living in the most cucked of times
>>58915628
What?
>>58915505
whenever I wake up early I can never get back to sleep, even if it's at like 3am, I just lay in bed until my alarm goes off at 6.30
>>58915668
post dick
>>58915439
Makes me wonder why I come here
>>58915505
id pick 1 but get up at 5am
>Alphonse Areola
just filed a super injunction with the court to prevent my doxxing
>>58915700
Poleaboo got banned for 30 days
No idea what the ban is for though as the only post about illegal activity he made came hours before the ban
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rj3JzPF.jpg "image[1].jpg")
Lads, who should I vote for?
>>58915664
I even pay them rent, more than my siblings paid.
I'm 21 but my older brother only just moved out and he used to leave a mess, always leave lights on, always leave water running, be aggressive with my parents and refuse to pay money.
I litearlly go to work, come home, eat, read and sleep and they just treat me like shit and always argue with me despite the fact I literally do nothing.
>>58915654
Sadly yes, genuinely kinda sad lad.
All I do is try and be teh good child they didn't have and they just treat me like shit.
A-a-ah well
Jeepers balls are annoying.
My scrotum is so stretchy.
It's like when you're rolling around in your bed and there's a crease and you want to pull the sheet up but you can't because it's attatched to you.
FUCK
>>58915780
G A L L O W A Y
>>58915439
saw my post
>>58915780
The fedora tipper.
>>58915774
>post about illegal activity he made came hours before the ban
Which was what?
And what is this about the graduation thing?
>>58915505
>50% chance every monday will be like a school holiday
Fuck I wish that were true, that way I wouldn't have to clean up after the runts.
>this is what brits eat for breakfast
Parents are buying me a takeaway tomorrow
can't wait
>>58915780
Goldsmith.
who here voted today?
>>58915771
*doxes you*
35k job interview tomorrow as head of operations at an energy supplier.
I'm intimately knowledgeable about the industry, have been reading their reviews and identifying issues with their operation.
Was thinking of asking them in the interview "what are the issues you are currently facing" then when they give a shit answer just rattling off every single issue I can tell they have just by customer reviews.
Will they be impressed lads?
>>58915821
>Ice
FOB
>>58915821
wtf is that a bowl of ice
>>58915790
Feel sorry for you mate if this is true, hope things change.
Alright lads buying a macbook air for £750 next week.
I'm not autistic so it doesn't need to run the latest Skyrim on super high res graphics I just wanna browse the chon', stream films, potentially play some football manager and just write emails/ create briefings.
Pls tell me why I'm wasting my money
>>58915846
take in picture of kot and show them haha
*posts picture of my front yard*
Took my bike for a ride lads got chased by a cyclist then I looked over my shoulder and nodded at him lmao
>>58915821
is that ice?
>>58915629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i59eMDS2A5s
>>58915814
>university policy is that coursework must be submitted in the form of a hard copy AND electronically
>got some bastards uni login info
>deleted his assignment from the dropbox
>>58915829
which one?
>>58915870
literally just buy one of those tiny laptops for 200 euros
>>58915846
>Tfw also work in utilites sector
How old are you lad?
just heard the word 'shit' on channel 5 lads
who do I call?
>>58915879
*posts picture of my back yard*
>>58915870
you could literally do all of those things on a laptop that's 1/3 the price
A reminder that this teasing little cunt wants to get his qt arse fucked
>>58915921
genuinely surprised anyone watches channel 5 lmao
>>58915870
Because you can do all of that on a cheaper laptop.
gonna do my dissertation about google maps lol
>>58915903
He'll still have an electrical receipt emailed to him via turnitin you fucking mong
>>58915938
>back yard
FOY
>>58915938
>wall
racist
>>58915821
>>58915921
Ofcom.
>>58915921
ofcom
>>58915921
your local imam
>>58915864
Thanks lad.
My mum understands but my dad is always on my back, always creates arguments but never mentions how I've never done anythng to cause them stress even when my brother used to rack up debts and get wasted and do stupid shit that they paid off.
Never asked them for a penny. Oh well, maybe I'm just an unlikeable cunt
>>58915870
just buy it you normie fuck
>>58915790
if adressing the problem doesn't change anything, you should move out when it starts weighing down on you too much.
try to find roommates that are working too since i'm guessing you don't have that many friends.
living alone can take a toll on you too
you parents are being shit and they should hear about it
ah such a glaring inconsistency
>>58915988
doxxed
>>58915938
That wall makes me depressed.
>>58915988
wew rekt
could be an aussie or canadian though
>>58915894
I want videos of japs taking the piss out of fat weebs
>>58915939
>>58915960
Yeah but I want one that will last for ages both in terms of battery life and quality
>>58915921
I remember hearing Krishnan Guru-Murthy say 'nigger' on live TV at lunchtime once when I was off school. Burnt in my memory.
I want videos of japs taking a piss on fat weebs desu
>>58915967
>He'll still have an electrical receipt emailed
Too bad I don't have his email...oh wait
having a hayfever :(
>>58915971
t.Yank
FOY
avoid all eye contact
do NOT react
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136971
*releases my phone number, home address, work place, social security number and mom's maiden name*
>>58916027
i'm guessing it's white
haha this doesn't get to me at all
haha
>>58915977
Were you the lad being scammed getting paid fuck all for very specialised work?
Ate some 3 day old chicken and now I can't stop pooing lads.
>>58916027
Bet you feel really good, lad.
>>58916101
hear hear
>>58915988
illuminati confirmed
A FUCKING MUSLIM MAYOR
THESE EVENTS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO STEM FROM HUMAN IMAGINATION
>>58916108
*sends lots of pizzas to your home and work*
>>58916087
It will still show on his account you dopey cunt
do you even know how Turnitin works?
>this is what brits eat for din dins
ooooooooooooooohh YOU FAT BASTARD aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
What's brits opinion on radioheads new song
I think its pretty darn good tbqh
>>58916153
*eats them all*
>>58916112
Yes. I am currently being paid £18k
I have today accepted £28k from one energy company to work for them as their operations support manager.
Tomorrow another energy company wants to interview me for potentially £35k head of operations.
>>58916167
haven't heard it
>>58916117
I'm a little tired
just spend ages trying to bin a clock that i'm pretty sure stil worked. massive waste of time
Just voted for scottish conservatives and ukip lads
>>58916167
sorry I don't listen to reddit: the band
>>58916184
What a joke, I remember you saying and I couldn't beleve how little you got paid.
Glad you're moving up, well done lad, many congrats.
Good luck tomorrow.
>>58916167
>radiohead
Oh I'm sorry, is everyone in this thread 70 years old?
>>58916159
suicidal because i can't put my semen in the locations that i want to put it
>>58916223
Go and give you head a wobble lad
>>58916184
kek. Glad /brit/ saved you from terrible Wageslavery and now you are a wage slave with an okay wage
>>58916184
What's your degree in?
The gf
>>58916167
cant get it out of my head and i dont want to
>>58916279
*wobbles your head*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58916255
Post some good youth music then, kid
>>58916299
me in the holsters
>>58916294
sports psychology
>>58915957
I'm only watching it ironically
It's a show about poor people on the dole. They're all struggling, but they're all also obese. Would like to see science try and explain that 2bh
>>58916155
it's not turnitin
It's the universities own system, you submit it via the website
>>58916294
I don't have one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvAtILUSNgM
>this lad on £35k potentially
Got an interview for a 17k call centre job coming up and I would suck a dick to get it.
>>58916299
that would be mine
A FUCKING MUSLIM MAYOR OF LONDON!
W E W L A D !
haven't taken my meds in a week lmfao
>>58916351
That lad here.
2 years ago I was making £15k in a call centre.
>>58916027
Do you think he was being serious when he said this?
>>58916260
thought this deserved a (You)
>>58916351
Life's all relative lad.
There's somebody who'd suck a dick from India to be able to just post on the internet.
>Tfw 21 and earning 22k but know lads who are on 50k+ grad schemes
Social liberals are just decadent wastes of people who rationalize being depraved idiots.
Every single one needs to be purged or we will face the consequences in the form of civil wars a hundred years from now.
>>58916339
and you think they won't have records of submissions? naive mong
Why does EVERYONE on /brit/ work in a call centre?
>>58916342
but that sounds like a pretty specialised job m8
>>58916318
HOLY SHIT
BRITKEKS NEED TO SUICIDE THEMSELVES ASAP!
>>58916416
we're all Indian
>>58916416
I work in a school.
>>58916299
>>58916359
who /punani/ here?
is political pepe dead
>>58916057
>last for ages
You just said you don't need anything fancy cause you're not planning on being a graphicsfag on games. A PC from 10 years ago would do fine on the things you want to do. Don't pay for the overpriced apple shite.
brb lads gonna make this
>>58916325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgoOVl6cb4
>>58916439
Or worse, Scottish.
>>58916336
Cheap, shitty food. I'm also genuinely surprised how cheap kebab shop stuff is here in L O N D O N
>>58916440
Hang round one more like
pree my new whip lads - only costs me £20 a year in insurance
https://www.fb.com/therealjdm/videos/10153660834043528/
imagine a relatively pot-bellied man wearing a hat, he has facial hair and is looking pensively into the distance
now read this
>Social liberals are just decadent wastes of people who rationalize being depraved idiots.
>Every single one needs to be purged or we will face the consequences in the form of civil wars a hundred years from now.
>>58916416
Call centre is literally the only """"white collar""" job that pays a livable wage and is accessible for non-grads.
If you're NEET there's a half chance you'll get employed in one. Obviously if it's Outbound you'll be papped out the door in the first day when you fail to meet targets, but still.
>>58916057
That is entirely based around how you use it and you would never get to have any opinion on what parts to use because it's a macbook.
>>58916429
>elected a nigger president
>twice
>>58916461
let me know what its like x
>>58916440
do u fugg children
>>58916487
I'm not a muslim
>>58916461
>arbitrarily switching from kcal to cal
shit
>>58916461
cancer: the meal
>>58916416
>>58916416
>>58916416
Lots of lads who aren't stupid but lack motivation and hence the 4chan posting, no ambition, no drive, so end up at bottom of the ladder jobs.
>>58916447
Fuck! Completely forgot lad. Will unironically log in now and respond
>tfw you finally get a six pack
I think I have literally made it lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137084
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137084
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137084
http://www.strawpoll.me/10137084
>>58916440
he's an actual janitor
>decide to give gf2016 the old college try
>set deadline as christmas
>starting stats:-
>6'1, 260lbs of lard
>stretch marks on arms/waist
>crater face
>bacne
>psoriasis on my right hand (fingernails are all rotten)
>eczema all over my legs and arse, slowly creeping up to my back
>no hobbies
>no interests
>no prospects
>on sperg pills (self medicating)
>NEET
possible?
KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>58916418
Yeah it's really specialised. But do you think anyone offers degrees in the energy industry?
I just picked up a lot from working in the industry a while.
>>58916498
t. liberal capital of the world
t. civil unrest capital of western europe
>>58916532
80% of grads end up in the same position desu
That's just the way the cookie crumbles
Time for some egg friend rice.
>>58916469
>Or worse, Scottish.
>>58916219
what took you so long?
wearing my union jack socks to go and vote lads :-)
>>58916561
pics of hand
>>58916561
That's gonna be a tough one, you're already half way through the year so I hope you've made a start.
>>58916566
oh
skeen
>>58916505
Not being funny laa but 10000x better than a muz
>>58916580
are you actually implying those things are bad
are you kidding me
i can't even right now
Already identified that this energy supplier uses a SAP based system to manage all their accounts based on customer reviews lads.
Gonna blow these cunts away tomorrow.
>>58916599
>>58916469
oops sorry thought that was a pic of an indian man haha x
>>58916592
Bullshit.
I graduated frmo a shit tier RG uni and all my mates out of uni earn at least 30k.
Know people who are solicitors on 50k, Bank of England, Civil Service, Mars, Coca Cola and all sorts of grad schemes making a bomb
>>58916649
>he doesn't know that he's a muz aswell
>>58916561
At least you're 6'1'' thats a start, and you have a brit accent. I believe in you anon, are on any kind of acne treatment?
got some pretty w a v e y garms on for tonight lads
>oh
>skeen
>>58916505
>He can't even elect his head of state
>The mayor of his country's capital is going to be a muslim
CANNOT COME UP WITH SUCH AN OCCURRENCE
JF here, just voted UKIP and Peter Whittle in the mayor vote
Did I do good?
>>58916624
bit mankey
>>58916695
Who was your second pick for mayor, they're te one who will actually get your vote when UKIP bomb out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q
>>58916508
See >>58916511
>>58916540
I believe the correct term is "caretaker".
It's a heartbreaking job, the kids are ungrateful and so are the teachers and any work I do is undone within a week.
I had to tell a girl that her lost bicycle couldn't be found on CCTV today and that she'd have to contact the police about it, she looked devastated and said "it's fine" but I knew it wasn't. The worst part is I know the police won't do anything, because it's been 3 years since I reported my bike stolen and not once have the police contacted me after the initial report.
>>58916687
I wanted to use a word that chavs stopped using completely for some reason.
Everyone was saying it in Year 7 and 8 and then everyone just stopped.
>All the normies from your school who never paid attention and got shit GCSEs are now in 40k management jobs
Why do normies never lose?
>>58916713
jesus fucking christ
>>58916051
only know those two toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beeee
h
>>58916725
Goldsteinbergshekelsmith
>>58916677
Not true though m80
absolutely howling at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>58916614
i took the batteries out and lost track of time
>>58916781
Good lad
>>58916713
>local labour councillor attacks lib dem councillor using list of conservative policies from 2012
ah nice
>>58916765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TAHOc1vXLU
watching him slowly lose his soul
>>58916784
if this gets big they're so fucked haha
>>58916784
HI WOOWEE
>>58916713
christ lad, you seen a doc?
>>58916781
It's O'Goldsteinbergshekelsmith, his other half is Irish
>>58916416
Don't work in a call centre but I do work a dull admin office job.
Food for thought: I've used the phone ~5000 times in the past 3 years and I'm still scared of it
can't any holidays because i'd have nothing to do with my day. lol
they've given up forcing me to us flexi hours
>>58916657
>civil unrest is not bad
>the equivalent of child throwing a tantrum is not bad
i can't even right now.
that doesnt mean the government doesnt make bad decisions and insurrection isnt a valid way to counter it, but people generally lack the capacity to separate what they want from how things should be. before long there will be demagogues manipulating the precedent of using insurrection to their own ends.
>Louis Sebastian Theroux (/θəˈruː/ loo-ee thə-roo;[2] born 20 May 1970) is a British documentary filmmaker and broadcaster. He is best known for his documentary series, including Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends, When Louis Met..., and his BBC Two specials. His career started in journalism and bears influences of notable writers in his family, such as his father Paul Theroux and brother Marcel. He works with the BBC producing his documentaries and television series.
>>58916416
because it's a piss easy job to get and keep
>>58916669
I did think he looked more black than Indian but I wasn't confident enough to come out and say it. You could easily have got away with that.
If your OHP has stalled then you should alternate with push press for a bit and also do more lat work
>>58916886
yeah well i've used the phone ~6000 times in the past 3 years and the thought of using it brings me to tears every single time
died to pilot's past lads
say it with me lads...
>A
>MUSLIM
>MAYOR
>>58916762
got a cousin that doesn't have one gcse and literally, LITERALLY works in the city.
I think his job is deciding who gets into the city at whatever firm he's in but he's good looking and is great at talking to people.
If you're a smelly autist who's a genius nobody will give a fuck.
might suck my own willy tonight
>>58916861
Yes, multiple times.
Did countless rounds of antibiotics and been putting cream on it for at least 5 or 6 years.
>>58916958
quite gay
>>58916713
Jesus. Is there pus coming out when you push it? seems like a bad infection desu
Still not got round to watching the Jimmy Savile Louis Theroux
>>58916762
genetic superiority
>>58916784
Seen this the other day and thought it was lost to the ether
Nice 1 aquafresh
>>58916988
dead creepy lad
>>58916958
Might make a home made fleshlight tonight.
>>58916942
you do know that other cities around the UK have had muslim mayors for years and years now?
this is only a big deal because its london
>>58916925
Sounds like Normie: The Job 2bh. I'm far autistic to sell people shit over the phone.
>>58916886
I barely have to use the phone at my job, or do any real work at all
haha
cheers, lads x
>>58916839
hes gone mental recently
hi woowie
