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crayon pop
notice me, senpai
OFFICIAL THREAD SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaG2P_Lg0VU
>there are people ITT who have never left the UK
ohayoo
>>58912838
*acknowledges your existence*
>>58912862
piRATAS
>>58912863
finally, I can go now
*transcends*
MAN GET MONEY WITH THE GANG
You know who's quite good? Brian Eno.
Did you vote for UKIP today lads?
Who /Persona5/ here? Adieu a Best
>>58912911
fuck off racist
asking again
if the gig is 16+ does that mean they will not be selling alcohol in the venue?
t. not a nonce
>>58912911
I'm not a racist, so no.
>>58912911
No.
But then I'm not autistic or a 65 year old man named big baz from a shithole seaside town
>>58912933
normally means you'll have to show ID at the bar
>>58912919
that's not even a real name
>>58912931
>>58912937
Why aren't you a racist in this day and age?
Democracy in capitalism is a foolish utopia. The interests of the capitalist class are all that is served by politicians.
I do not vote.
>>58912933
Presumably they will, but with ID
>im a realist, I don't believe in political ideology
>>58912911
Yes, yes I did. Had to oblige the Nige.
>>58912963
>>58912991
makes sense
>>58912933
No. It's just like anywhere else, they will ask for ID if they think someone is underage.
Alcohol at gigs is always extortionate though, better to just predrink.
me on the right
>>58912971
because the tories and the bankers bonuses are blaming immigrants and the NHS for footballers wages
>>58912966
Japs apparently dont know/care though.
>>58912955
good post
>>58912971
I want to be hardcore but my mum won't let me
Going to the shop lads, Anybody want anything?
>it's a canuck crying about racism again episode
radical realist here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136287
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136287
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136287
>>58913056
6er of your favorite beer
>>58913056
car wax and a set of steak knives
>>58912855
been to republic of ireland
Why didn't you vote for Green today lads?
There's no point otherwise considering most political parties have been compromised by the bourgeoisie.
>>58913028
i didn't really care
the cartoon woman looks hot
here come dat boi
Send a young boy round with a skeng, they ain't leaving til they see smoke
>>58913116
we don't get on
>>58913056
Yeah, some milk and just sneak a cheeky chocolate, galaxy pls. Cookie crumble if you will.
>>58913094
I'd rather get a 2 litre of coke
LABOUR KEK
REVEAL YOURSELF
SO WE CAN BULLY YOU
>>58913090
fuck off racist
>>58913113
have you never been outside the anglophone world
maybe i'll go to a coffee shop beforehand
it's liquicity and hospital records so not expecting many high energy bangers
*raffs*
>>58913151
noncery, looks like
>>58913166
I don't care what you want to get, that's what I asked for
>>58913116
Literal Greens policy: Don't let England play football games with countries where it's illegal to be gay.
How did labour get away with rotherham?
>>58913177
>fuck off racist
Your bants are shit, get out.
>Sadiq Khan will most likely win in London
Even the Swedes will be calling us cucks after this ;_;
>>58913211
Hop house 13 for you then
>>58913177
no i've only been to northern ireland and republic of ireland
never been in england or wales either
>>58913250
>gif
fuck off
>>58913250
>they called me names
lmaoing at you famalamadingdongdoodly
How many books have you read this year? What are you reading now?
>>58913090
>someone here voted labour
ugh
didn't vote
>>58913250
As someone who lives here, I'm shocked that Boris won twice.
Among every age group, every race, every sexual orientation - all I get is "Labour or Greens otherwise you're a nazi."
I said I was voting for the tories (instead of UKIP who I actually did vote for) in 2015 and I still received a shitload of abuse.
Imagine if I told the truth.
Leftists are intolerant.
>Boaty McBoatface
>>58913308
has been a poor year ngl
currently reading never let me go
>>58913250
america already has a muslim president
right lads
>>58913311
>2 people have now voted for Labour
>>58913215
but being gay is illegal in muslim countires
fucking racists
>>58913245
see pic
>>58913267
youve never been outside ireland?
ive been to like 12 cunts lmao
>>58913265
>by Guinness
I've had their IPA and their Blonde and they both tasted like shit
They need to stick with stouts
>>58913334
still creases me up to this day
>>58913331
ironic huh?
>>58913334
le ebin meme
>>58913369
I have more proxies
>>58913370
no im scottish senpai
>>58913167
voted it for this exact response :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2vgLipteEI
>>58913376
like rain on your wedding day
>islamist paki mayor
>>58913078
>radical realist
go on
>>58913376
The regressive left strikes again! Though there is quite a bit of stigma attached to UKIP, I'd never tell anyone that I voted for them
>>58913265
good lad
shame they dont have it here 2bh
>>58913371
It's really nice, Lager that doesn't taste like a diabetics piss is hard to find
>>58913370
That's a punchable face if I've ever seen one.
Is sharia officially in place in London yet ?
>>58913430
>regressive left
Such an awful phrase coined by right-wing thugs.
most handsome british man
>>58913452
>gif
fuck off
Does "I will have finished doing something before he comes back" is the same as "I will finish doing something before he comes back"?
cba to vote but would have voted lib dems purely to keep labour out
burst a blood vessel in my penis
>>58913461
omg ur such a racist!
80% chance i'm going to have sex tonight lads aha
going to this birds flat later
>>58913461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHDj4DH4mJw
Oh yeah? Well this video of her won't help much
>>58913406
oh ok
>cuckservative
>regressive left
>alt-right
>meninist
>>58913447
It's just barely starting off, they should start exporting it to britain soon
>>58913467
actually coined by leftists to try and push forward the idea that they're different to the mouthbreathers on Tumblr.
They aren't though.
>>58913480
for all intensive porpoises
pre-dump farts are intensifying
it will soon be time to drop the bomb
>>58913522
is this the worst decade since WW2?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Words_coined_in_the_2010s
>>58913369
Don't blame me.
>>58913452
I've noticed American craft breweries are starting to make really good lagers and pilsners now which is nice cuz I'm over the fruity IPAs and imperial stouts but I don't want shitty Bud or PBR
>>58913250
america already lead the way with their muslim president
>>58913548
fart in my mouth
Who is it?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136395
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136395
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136395
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136395
>>58913522
nothing wrong with these terms
>tfw trinity invented the cuck meme
https://youtu.be/QJUIzfmJvfs
>>58913513
>black inventors
Dropped it there
>labour voters ITT
>>58913548
You eat anything spicy lately? is it going to be another Dresden?
>>58913587
>>58913587
>no eternal saxon option
>irish
>anglo
wtf
The thing with me is I am smart and I'm smelf I'm self smarted basically by myself?
Basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self like self learned my self. And that the whole difference I guess, is that I don't need the books and the schooling type things I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I read more books or tried to go on to college and do things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be to make you smarter but they can also be for to be to get you dead. Which is what could of happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only on part full, and that's why I'm alive right now.
Gaurds are givin here "oh come and read this book try and get smarter" and I'm like pfft, alright well I'll pretend to read it but I'm not gonna really read it cause then my brain would be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm gonna die.
16 bars no filler
>>58913625
Cameron announced he's going to take in more child migrants.
Where's your hero now? Both parties are neo-liberal as fuck.
>>58913528
every pub i went to in ireland had it and this was in donegal, thought it might has been quite big
>>58913587
>americans
>anglo
>>58913636
Anglo means you speak english
>>58913625
Hi
>implying the conservatives have reduced immigration below labour's levels
>>58913587
>Can't vote for all of the above
>>58913537
right wing edgelords, left wing edgelords it makes no difference, same kids trying to tell the world their opinion. There is no objective difference between the corbynite or faragian, the subjective difference, their opinion, can be taken out of the equation to leave the same basic twat.
daily reminder immigration is a meme issue like scottish independence
>>58913667
>Corbyn's Labour
>Neoliberal
>>58913734
T. Rasheed
>>58913690
no, anglophone means you speak english. anglo means your culture is directly descended from england's culture
>>58913669
It's brewed by guinness, the coca cola of beers. Of course they're going to push it in every Irish pub. I'm the only person I know who drinks it. It's relatively new so when it catches on they'll export it
>>58913722
>muh horseshoe theory
going to challenge the bed of chaos lads, any advice?
>>58913513
>that attitude
>>58913687
see>>58913690
>Inb4 proofs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo
My name is…
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Number one in the hood, G
>>58913792
don't die
>>58913667
>Cameron announced he's going to take in more child migrants.
So that the pakis can nonce them rather than ours.
It's a win win
>daily reminder immigration is a meme issue like scottish independence
>>58913722
The people in the middle are the worst, riding some high horse when really you're just concealing your non existent thought processes. You might as well be the enemy.
my brother is 28 and is going out with a 21 year old. is that weird?
>right wing edgelords, left wing edgelords it makes no difference, same kids trying to tell the world their opinion. There is no objective difference between the corbynite or faragian, the subjective difference, their opinion, can be taken out of the equation to leave the same basic twat.
>>58913667
>Cameron announced he's going to take in more child migrants.
What a cunt
>The year is 2116
>Monarchy was abolished 50 years ago, too many Immigrants felt uncomfortable
>UK installs a Caliph to make the immigrants feel more comfortable
>UK is now 20% white, 80% non-white
Thoughts?
>>58913830
Call him a normie twat and bash his face in.
>>58913699
There is no such thing as equality.
>>58913830
Jealous?
>>58913854
so basically america under clinton
>>58913825
>not subscribing to the oppressive false dichotomy is the same as not having thought processes
ok then, pleb ;)
>>58913831
How did we, as a society, get to the point of grown men who dedicate their entire lives to cartoon, princess pony cartoons?
>>58913756
using another meme I see
ah yes very impressive
>>58913854
Don't fancy this country turning into america desu
>>58913667
I don't think anyone here considers Cameron a hero unless they work for the Conservative Party.
>>58913921
Rasheed.
>>58913854
a tolerant society free of hate
>>58913880
not especially, just want to know if i can banter him or not
>>58913792
put on your nikes
>>58913943
t. memer
>>58913947
asia will be prosperous
>/brit/ has become extremely americanised
color me suprised
>>58913772
What do the lads of Ireland drink beer wise? Harp?
A vote IN is a vote for the neo-liberal banker globalist jew lizards
>>58913973
what would anime characters look like?
>>58913967
Rasheed.
>>58913914
You're either a paki or a cuck, either way you're stuck on an island with rabbits that adhere to a death/rape cult.
How can you not see that the political battle today (left/right) is a matter of the survival of the West?
There is literally NOTHING wrong with neoliberalism.
You are a, aggravated commie
>>58913947
Are you implying they'd have electricity, clothes, plastics and some sort of architecture?
>>58913954
Yea, what's your mam say about it?
t. t.
>tfw no red pilled qt Syrian gf
>>/brit/ has become extremely americanised
>color me suprised
Such a terrible joke doesn't even deserve a (you)
Actually quite offensive if you think about it
man can't text me again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MFfbBQB1ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=x0MLQqtBE3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO01hnkuTQA
Fuck's sake lads
>>58913854
>The year is 2116
>Republican party is outright banned after Hillarys victory decades ago.
>USA banned all firearms as they are dangerous things.
>The %60 White population has dwindled over the years to a mere %3, with a %97 majority of blacks, USA has finally received their full enrichment.
People died for your right to not vote
>>58913980
druids, heineken, dutch gold, devils bit. Harp is a meme beer.
>>58913973
by copying white technology
>>58913980
Black and Tans and Irish car bombs mostly
>>58914067
rorke
>>58914067
needs to come an end to this
>>58914047
>that slap
>qt
out
Any Welshman here? I'm starting a new game in M&B 1257AD as a qt welsh grill archer and need a name, give suggestions pls
>>58914155
Gwyneth
moderate nihilist here
>>58914155
Aaron Ramsey
>>58914079
>The year is 2030 in the UK
>TV programs encouraging young British women to marry refugee immigrant men, because it's patriotic for the future of the UK
>Young British men are encouraged to go fight the endless wars against terrorism as a form of patriotism
>>58914067
Ah yes very impressive. Im sure 'Birmingham Crusader England' would post only the most balanced videos
>>58914186
do you like to cut off johnsons?
>>58914052
jesus christ
>>58914185
reminds me Gwyneth Paltrow too much
>go to Dutchland
>be during allied commemoration
>elbow nudge the closest grey haired fuck I see
>"if it weren't for us Americans you'd all be speaking German right now!"
>hearty laughter
>???
>profit?
redpill me on brexit
what would really happen?
>>58914190
>The year is 2030 in the UK
What year is it for the rest of the world?
>>58914226
Ceris
B-B-B-B-Bakistan : D
Just voted dudes - rate my ballot
Eamonn McCann -people before profit #1
John Lindsey- cannabis is safer than alchohol #2
Dr Anne McCLoskey - independent #3
Raymond McCartney - sinn fein #4
Martin McGuinness - sinn fein #5
>>58914231
he'll more likely speak german than english, english only got popular in the last 20 years or so in europe
>>58914255
it would probably fuck us tbqh
Sooo, did the paki win? Just saw him on TV.
>>58914211
T.Rasheed.
>>58914155
Blodwyn, Cerys,Gwen or Gwendolin. ONly female Welsh names i know blud
>>58914155
anwen
>>58914297
why does everyone care so much about the London Mayor?
>>58914257
Same year
>2035 in the UK
>All British women must take mandatory classes on how to "Please refugee immigrant men"
>London's first Muslim mayor has now won a sweeping victory as the First Muslim prime minister
>referendums are to be held if she should become the new Queen
"OY WELL AT LEAST THE YANKS ALREADY GOT ONE HAHA. BLOODY YANKS!!"
>>58914261
>>58914301
>>58914308
Thanks will choose some of these
>>58914155
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
>>58914331
love you
>>58914331
Gareth Bale
>>58914331
cumdump mc gee
>>58914327
>He actually took the time to write this out.
>>58914322
It's not like London is one of the biggest and more important cities in Europe or something...
>>58914331
Ryan Giggsy
>>58914327
why even post. your country is fucked as well.
>>58914052
HIGH TEST
voted for the anti islam, anti bender, anti tranny, anti immigrant party
>>58914322
Because it's your fucking capital?
literally me
It's because all the little edgy fuckwits from /pol/ get bored of parroting each other on their containment board. They migrate elsewhere on 4chan to shit up threads with their boring fucking views trying to stir up shit so people will engage them and feed their attention-seeking needs.
>>58914327
>America is 67% 'White'
>>58914427
Rorke
>>58914439
looks a bit fucking foamy to me
>>58914395
>in the world
fixed for you
>>58914433
Don't see people caring about any other European votes though for Mayors and shit. Why is everyone so interested in us?
>>58914439
nice little flag you've got there
>>58914416
Ah yes...."Bububuububt the yanks"
"please ignore our capital city is now under Islamic control"
"bubububt Obama....s-secret Kenyna m-muslim.."
>>58914368
>India
>Regional Power
More of a Middle Power, only spends around $50 billion on its military, and it's pretty much a 3rd world country
>>58914439
I have that clock.
>>58914395
yeah but the Mayor is useless.
We didn't even have one until 2000.
In 4 years, our air will still be shit, there will still be a great housing shortage, and crime will still be rampant.
A mayor never fixes the issues they say they will fix.
>third reich
what happened to the first and second?
>>58914478
what
>>58914439
doxxed
I know your mad, it's seems like there's nowhere else to turn, grasping onto the ledge only to find the rocks crumbling away.
Don't worry bongs, we'll fix it.
>>58914508
meant flat
>>58914492
where can i get one
>>58914368
>french guiana
>>58914502
napoleon and the germans having had enough of it
>>58914555
The clock store
>>58914502
>Being this retarded.
>>58914502
the first was destroyed by Napoleon and the second by the UK
>>58914502
B I S M A R C K
I
S
M
A
R
C
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTROCGb5qj8
>>58914480
you're literally overrun with niggers and mexicans, have third world murder rates in some cities, and the highest incarceration rate and prison population in the world. coupled with the fact that every facet of your life is owned by corporations and kikes. reminder that toddlers with firearms kill more americans in the US than muslims do. better start a "war on toddlers" you brainwashed fucking invalid.
London was 44% white british 5 years ago, so it's probably more like 40% now
and then in the 4chan demographic it's probably more like 35% white british
literally 2/3rds of londoners ITT are pakis
Weimar republic > all
>>58914557
It counts as part of France, that's why
>live in fairly conservative constituency
>green party regional leader will still get the assembly seat
JUST
>>58914555
habitat. Mine had the year at the top rather than the city
>>58914416
i think they forget their current president is a non-white muslim
>>58914557
could say the same for las malvinas
>A mayor is useless. So what if our capital city is having it first Islamic ruler ever? It doesn't mean anything, and surely is not a sign of a demographic shift or a telling sign of the future. Remember, America is only 67% white; so, this surely doesn't mean anything to us!
having stake and chi
>>58914599
VERY good post
audibly kek'd at some parts
I honestly have to defecate
>>58914645
It's not slander if it's true though
>>58914650
who's your head of state
>>58914599
And we have Trump.
You have no hope in sight.
>>58914650
Why are you even in here, I know American education is bad, but can you read mate?
this madness needs to stop
>>58914645
there is literally nothing wrong with electing a black muslim as president since he is qualified. If Khan is qualified he should be the mayor of London. I don't give a fuck about your feelings
>>58914650
You honestly believe there isn't a us city with a muslim mayor? You capital city's mayor is a nigger
Are Liverpoop gonna make it lads?
>>58914737
lmao americucks
>>58914717
>What is Brexit
>What is Nige
what happens here
>>58914737
>I don't give a fuck about your feelings
>Mum's new boyfriend keeps wanting me to play CoD with him
>>58914750
hopefully not
>>58914760
fuck all
>>58914760
ITS PISH
You just KNOW
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1462471651983.jpg
>>58914760
i think its where all of our gypos come from, not sure desu though no one really considers it a country.
>>58914717
>we have a presidential candidate that owns a big corporation
>this will somehow fix the fact that america is run by corporations
>>58914780
wreck the cunt, assert your dominance
>>58914760
Bombings and sectarianism
>>58914754
not an argument
>>58914785
I agree
>>58914717
>m-muh trump
Will never get elected. "Minorities" make up too much of your population and have too much of an impact on voting these days. See: Obongo.
Sorry, uneducated angry white men have no political sway anymore.
>>58914759
Where is this overwhelming support? The only thing I see if Nige getting shit thrown at him in public, failing at the polls, and targeted for assassinations.
And best arguments for leaving were made by a 15 year old girl.
vacuum or hoover /brit/
>>58914645
Rorke has arrived.
>>58914759
I know this one, Unlikely, and Washed Up.
Riddle:
My son's father is his uncle. What relation am I to my son?
Britain did Germany a favour by dividing the territory up into equal federal states and we probably should have done the same to ourselves
> Why can't people just conveniently ignore that our empire's capital city is now Islamic? Remember, the yanks have their own Muslim President right?
Actually sir, Obama is a member a black, Protestant church his whole life. He loves pork. There s 0% chance he is a Muslim (unlike London's mayor, who is a fully fledged Muslim)
>.........67%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>58914862
hoover
>>58914888
mother
>>58914888
funcle
>>58913537
No it was coined by people like Nick Cohen and Sam Harris.
Right wing thugs.
>>58914888
your wife's
>a man named Barrack Hussein Obama
>0% he is a Muslim
lmao
>>58914842
I voted for Obama twice because McCain and Romney were shit desu
>>58914607
>shitskins are more likely to browse 4chan
'no'
>>58914931
>Jew thugs
Did you vote in the local elections today /brit/? If you did, pic very much related
>>58915001
>>58914992
good lad
>>58914984
>HUSSEIN!!!!!11!!!
David is a hebrew name
Does everybody with the name David practice Judaism?
>>58914888
you shagged your sister and had a kid together
As a Muslim, I am both shocked and appalled at the amount of anti-Muslim bigotry in these threads.
>>58914780
Come on CoD you beta faggot
>>58915055
Christianity uses a lot of Hebrew names.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
Make no mistake. Barrack Hussein Obama is a Muslim, just like his father and his father before him.
>>58915013
this fedora memeing is actually getting out of hand
i would like to remind you that this meme used to have a meaning
it used to follow a clearly defined set of rules
now it is wielded by savages like they would a stick
this is all very concerning
>>58915034
>islam
>justice, progress, tolerance
>>58914862
hoover, who calls it a vacuum?
I think Obama might be one of my favourite politicians 2bh.
>>58915135
obama is an athiest
why are yanks so scared of muslims
still not over being cucked by a dozen ragheads with boxcutters?
>>58915034
Whatever nanny state. Enjoy your anti-hate speech, no legal self defence, no legal weapons, CCTVs everywhere, censorship, enforced shiara and eventual genocide.
>this fedora memeing is actually getting out of hand
>i would like to remind you that this meme used to have a meaning
>it used to follow a clearly defined set of rules
>now it is wielded by savages like they would a stick
>this is all very concerning
>>58914888
Your brother cucked you mate.
Unpopular but true: Islam is a religion of peace.
>>58915124
holy fuck
>>58915001
His come back to relevant and shocking quotes is irrelevant pics.
>>58915004
>t. taqiyya paki
>>58915149
I agree, shits hit the fan.
Goldsmith completely cocked up his campaign.
Turned a serious election into an Islamophobic free for all.
Daft cunt.
>>58915170
>Yank
No.
>>58915124
I need more
>>58914760
Lots of people get knee capped there. Disabled people everywhere.
ooooooooooooohh YOU FAT BASTARD aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
>>58914931
>sam Harris
>right wing
are brits really this cucked?
What is your job and how much do you earn, /brit/?
