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burn the witch edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=68&v=yI2oS2hoL0k
crayon pop
Haha that's a great image OP, mind if I save it?
kpop lads
>>58816639
*wakes up*
>>58816436
Good post
lads
maisie
>>58816679
want to come in her arse and on her tits
janny
Honestly love you guys
Just ate some peppered steaks and eggs
*pats tummy*
Aahhh
>>58816750
this desu
>tfw no oddly attractive Israeli wife
horrendous fucking start to the thread t b h
I need to get out of Hampshire, it's stifling here. Where is good up north/east/west?
HURRRRRRRRRRR
>What do you want son? I'm changing!
>>58816750
Bums to the wall lads, we've got a shirt lifter in the room.
>>58816806
looks like a man 2bh
>>58816766
*slashes your stomach open and steals the contents of your gut*
>>58816868
I'll lift your shirt senpai
>>58816851
DID YOU CHECK OUT MY SOUNDCLOUD?
gf just sent me this
>>58816902
Bender.
>>58816876
That's why I said oddly
post more mum-son incest pls
>>58816902
fucking try it you bender
>>58816851
you can stop posting now
>>58816915
when will she take a new picture?
How the fuck can Haynes not have a manual for a 2009 facelift clio?
>go home and spend the night getting stoned
>get depressed the next day because I've wasted a night of my life
>go home and work towards my long term goals
>get depressed the next day over how futile life is
You can't win lads
>>58816920
M-maybe
Lads, how do we go about eradicating the yanks once and for all?
Literally found a working printer by the side of the road today lads
>>58816851
Dad says he's leaving us for a 20 year old gymnast ... NOT ONLY AM I JEALOUS, I'M FUCKING FUMING!!!!
>>58816969
stop posting this munder
>>58816868
*you unwittingly stand against a hole I drilled in the wall in anticipation of this*
*I start bumming you through the wall*
>>58816991
My nan tried to through away £100 worth of printer and scanner the other day, picked it up from the side of the road before the scrapman got it
>>58816950
I love it when you play hard to get
>>58816991
good lad
>>58816991
does it get paid well? haha
>The yanks gave suddenly gone quiet
What are they planning?
reminder that Eternal Anglo poster is famous across 4chan
>>58816991
gypo
>>58816969
FONT
>>58816969
>only being able to see the short term
pathetic
>>58817002
*unsheathes katana*
Watch your mouth around my lady good sir.
Found a settee by the road today lads, morons were just throwing it out.
>>58817084
only seen him on /pol/ desu
then again, I basically only browse /int/ and /pol/
>>58817036
we heard your story last week lid
>>58817081
it's their first lunch of the day
Put my settee out on the road for a few minutes and some cunt stole it.
>>58817123
That's a real Jim Carey jaw.
post yfw you realise pakistan has nuclear weapons
>>58817168
We adopted Elevenses nationwide after watching the LOTR trilogy
>>58817190
Blue eyes make me melt desu
found a working Renault Clio by the side of the road lads
How smart are you lads?
just walked past a nigger who smelt overwhelmingly of cocoa butter
>>58817081
It's still lunchtime over there, so they're probably still munching on their KFC buckets
>>58817264
subtract the numbers, add the numbers
Still doesn't make any sense desu
>>58817264
*shares*
>Look what I bought son!
>>58817264
I worked it out :^]
How smart am I lads? x
>>58817234
Don't you EVER appropriate our culture ever again. You chose to be independent so you had better cast down any reference to the UK and never use anything of ours again.
>>58817264
*shares it*
Lads, I'm job hunting for a web designer role
but I need new clothes
What's the best shop for business casual shit?
I'm looking at River Island but dunno if this is "professional" enough
Found a woman today offering herself out by the side of the road for an affordable sum of money. I was quite astounded to discover that I was the only one to take her up on this rather generous offer
Who am I to turn down a bargain and refuse to help out a woman with her financial matters?
>>58817036
Put her in a fucking home.
>>58817326
Mum, would you just FUCK OFF
I LITERALLY couldn't give a SINGLE fucking toss that you're A SLAG
>>58817326
Some new white paint for the door?
I've found the one.
>Bernie Sanders raises $200m in total
That's millions and millions from the desperate last savings and college funds of leftist mugs
>>58817186
Laugh it up, furball.
>>58817326
>son
is ur dad a trap?
>>58817381
You're a good man.
>>58817264
I understand that it's wrong
>Midlands Today news
>only ever talk about Peaky Blinders or pakis in Walsall
>>58817326
*delivers a payload of cum straight to mummy's vag*
This roadside printer isn't very good lads. It keeps taking the paper in too quick and jamming. Poor design desu
>>58817229
DONT MESS WITH US, BONGS.
>>58817372
Next is your best bet mate, Debenhams can be good too.
>>58817449
really would prefer it if you deleted this image
thanks
regards
me
>>58817428
>socialist squaders other peoples money
surprising desu
>I live in the Midlands
>>58817474
>East Midlands today
>yfw da foxes win da league
>>58817428
It's funny how leftistsalways complain about the rich taking their money while giving it away so easily for bullshit reasons
Did the gullible chucklefucks catch Kony yet?
Or get all of Anita's promised videos?
>>58816988
Please don't hurt me no more
>>58817540
Me in the middle.
>Bernie has a 2.6% chance of winning the Democrat nomination
Went out drinking with my bird last night and I threw up in her mouth
What do?
>>58817449
I'd cut off Internet access in your shed if I were your wife's bull
>>58817573
swear allegiance to the queen and you can stay
>>58817590
Let her throw up in your mouth
>>58817348
>mfw I drive a Mini Cooper and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
>>58817596
Duly noted.
>>58817590
I thought regurgitation was the correct way to feed birds
>I live in the middle of the lands
Also this printer fucking prints the wrong way round. So if you're printing several pages it prints the first page first so you have to reorder them all before you staple
What kind of retarded design is that.
>>58817500
Are you threatening me?
>>58817590
t. mother penguin
>>58817645
It's treason then.
>>58817540
>lefties want old white men out of power
>Jeremy Corbyn and Bernie Sanders are old white men
lmao
>>58817573
Never.
>>58817639
How long until Anon leaves said printer on the side of the road?
>Trump links Cruz's father to Kennedy assassination
is this lad serious.
just picked up a printer from the side of the road lads
>>58817639
You need the DT version, its a common mistake. This video may help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wdcS36v-Q
>>58817639
that's how every printer I've ever used works
are you an actual billionaire?
>>58817629
A Mini in yankland?
>>58814067
what program is this from lad? it was set in a village wasn't it?
>tfw thom yorke's whining was really abrasive on that track
bring back soothing thom
>>58817673
t. 17 year old
>>58817723
>that's how every printer I've ever used works
what?
if someone takes money without permission it's called "theft" unless you work for the govt. then it's "taxation"
>>58817731
they sell them everywhere you plonk
>>58817731
Yanks love German cars m8
>>58817761
>what?
when?
>>58817396
i'm imagining this exchange taking place and howling with laughter
>>58817748
Trumpton?
>>58817723
The printer at my work prints in reverse page order so if you're printing 10 pages it prints page 10 first.
This is basic logic because when you pick up your printouts you'll want them in correct order.
>>58817755
t. 20 year old uni student
>>58817326
bit tasteless
>>58817791
that's how I used to talk to my mum every day from the ages if 8-18
t. jeremy kyle guest
>>58817731
They sell them. Pretty good too. Though if I get in a wreck with a big American SUV/truck, I am going to fucking die.
>>58817540
think if i was a girl i'd get my tits out like the one on the right
must be fun having to do no work to get bf
>>58817804
that's the one lad
>>58817790
>when?
how?
>>58817683
And the story goes on until it has consumed the world.
want a petite sub gf to be my pet slave
the freakier the better
>>58817326
Yeah yeah, just plate the bloody food mum and fuck off.
>>58817824
That's sad.
>>58817766
Have you seen yank cars? It would be like standing next to a big black bull driving a Mini there, you twat.
>>58817775
Don't make me gas you.
taking memes too far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>58817919
SIDS is sad :(
sick of xenophobia lads.
let's name things that the same across all cultures and hopefully feel better about each other
jobbies.
>>58817805
you can change this in the print settings
>>58817634
underrated
>>58817929
>>58817964
Tell that to the kanjiklub.
>>58817964
Hating yanks.
>>58817964
Cummies
>>58817848
if I was a fit girl I'd deffo be a lezzer desu
can't imagine actually being fucked
>>58818006
actually feels quite good
>mum giving me tips on how to interview well
>Tells me to come prepared with a pen and a pad and lots of print outs of information, even if the information is complete bullshit and not related
>Says you'll never use them but it shows you "look prepared"
Do employers really fall for that?
>tfw can't stop thinking horrible, 4chan tier racist shit when I talk to anyone who isn't white
This place has fucking ruined me
How do I stop this, it's really annoying
>>58817964
inferiority to the English
>>58817990
Ahn Sowlow, ya wee fackin pakee ya. Cum suhk on mah bawbag
>>58818041
no lmao
maybe bring a pen in case, but the rest is retarded
>>58818041
No, just be fucking arrogant and dress well.
>>58817964
fop
>>58818029
what an absolute DOG
haha
ey political pepe lad you there
>>58817961
had a VERY good giggle
>>58814067
Was literally just about to come to /brit/ to make a post about the new radiohead
It's nod bad lad nod bad but I hate the ending tbqhwyl
Reminder: http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672
>>58818088
haha i get it
>>58818041
no
it's mostly about if the employer likes you as a person or not, whether they think you'll fit in with the rest of the workers/company
>>58817326
>butt plugs
They should knight the inventor of those things.
Nothing hotter than a girl with one in.
>>58818045
Go to X, it's like pol but they will show you a chart proving that jews run the world, who in turn are controlled by lizard people.
>>58818029
I bet she spends most of her nights down an alley on all fours.
>>58818092
yes lad.
Stuck in traffic though so can't access my email, you alright?
>>58818113
dont mind auscunts
would rather exile the burgers
>>58818006
lesbians are all ulgy bitches, also usually feminist types which makes them even more ugly
>>58818039
gays out
*yankposts*
>>58818113
silly bruce could have taken the lead if he hadn't voted for the meme option
>>58818112
Nah, it's pretty crap. Hope the album is better.
>>58817961
kek
>>58818168
think about what you're saying m8
>>58818165
Our greatest ally is not that bad
>>58818142
/x/ or /x] but never X
>>58818157
fair enough mate, nothing urgent, just sent you an email about sending my CV into one of the places that might have a vacancy, wondering whether to include a covering letter and what to stick on it
drive safe senpai
given the new radiohead song another listen
it's actually pretty good
alri lads
>>58818214
what did I say that doesn't make sense?
>>58817848
Yeah lad, I would be the biggest slut in the world, would unironically be a pornstar just to ride big dicks all day long
Might get an Apple laptop
All I do is browse the Internet, may as well have a nice looking laptop with a nice looking OS
Any suggestions?
>>58818283
13inch rMBP
>>58818168
I know quite a few fit bi girls
>>58818225
That's what they want you to believe...
>>58818175
*activates the gas chamber*
>>58817961
heroes
>>58818226
I'll drop you an email at about 9pm lad
I should probably stop reading brit whilst in the car
fucking hell didn't realise that the OP image wasn't from Trumpton but was actually from the new Radiohead video
haha why are they using Trumpton in their video the madmen
>>58818293
>13inch
bit small la
Do I need really good specs on the laptop or are they optimised well like iPhone's are?
>>58818045
congratulations, youve returned to the natural state of man.
>>58818283
you would struggle to find a windows laptop with similar specs and build quality for the same price 2bh
the only one I can think of is the surface book but that is twice the price of the MBP
>>58818308
*shoves you into it and locks the doors*
>>58818347
nah 13 inch is perfect for carrying around desu
i've got the 128gb one and it's fine, try get a student discount for 15% off
Really not a fan of Loaded by The Velvet Underground lads
Where's muh experimentation? Where's muh real good guitar feedback and super sounding riffs?
business idea: take bikini bottom and push it to the united states
reading about front-running and the royal bank of canada, lads
>>58818261
heard too big willies hurt so porn would be kinda shit, also who the fuck wants to get blacked
but i would defo be a slut if i was a girl desu. would be fun
AAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>58818388
>>58818380
do they have all the pros, airs, and stuff like that laid out to try at the apple stores?
>>58818472
yep
>>58818045
Try not being an edgy teenager. My best mates in school were all black, even though back then I was racist as fuck.
>>58818443
fuck off memeway
I hope you goyim are voting In, right?
if otherwise, there will be SERIOUS repercussions....
>>58818401
VU & Nico>WLWH>VU>Loaded
2bh
Farewell, my friends.
My work here is finished.
Here, at last, on the shores of the Sea, comes the end of our fellowship.
>>58818462
Hey sexy
bloody racists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McuHVXgR8dA
>>58818298
>bisexual
please tell me you don't believe this meme
>>58818472
just get a pro the others are shit
>>58818283
do not understand your logic there 2bh
>>58818492
>The world will literally end if Britain leaves the EU
not scaremongering at all
>>58818489
you seem upset
>want to go see Bastille Day with some mates
>they're all fucking nocturnal with sleeping patterns 12 hours outside of everyone else
>>58818510
what do you think traplovers are?
>>58818283
you're a muppet, may as well save your money and get a chromebook or something
I spent £1000 of the money my nan left me when she died years and years back on a MBP for the same reasons you said and I've never regretted anything more. OSX (the version I had when I had my MBP) is dogshit and I doubt its gotten better
>>58818549
I don wan no roubre.
>>58818283
Just get a chrome book then they look nice and are like 200-300 euros please don't waste all that pounds
>>58818485
I'm similar, my best mate is black and I am basically a Neo-Nazi.
>>58818553
Go by yourself you pussy.
>>58818485
I'm not actually racist, the thoughts just constantly pop into my head whenever I talk to blacks or Muslims or whatever and I feel like a dick
>>58818549
norway? more like bore-gay hahaha
>>58818553
>he doesn't sleep at work
Nothing better than getting paid to nap
I miss Ed
>>58818578
alri scooby
>>58818485
>even though back then I was racist as fuck
Were you really though, or did you just say things like "paki" and "nigger"?
>>58818492
It's hilarious how scared they must be getting to wheel out everyone under their thumb.
I don't know why they didn't learn after getting Obama to threaten us which caused the leave vote to gain support. Threats don't work on us.
>>58818492
Miliband is a cuck
>>58818492
I literally can't tell satire from reality anymore.
>>58818553
unironically looks like the worst film ever
>>58818578
PAKIS OUT
>>58818607
you shouldn't be talking to them mate
>>58818497
My dear Sam, you cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years.
You have so much to enjoy and to be, and to do. Your part in this story will go on
why on earth did they pick that twat Sam Smith over this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6WO8Dcxr4s
>>58818577
just because you're too stupid to use it doesn't mean it's shit
cheeky migration with the lads
>>58818648
>they
>us
>you
>anything
feel wretched
>>58818669
Be rice.
>>58818617
bit rude
>>58818704
EU shill detected.
>>58818700
to use it for what? it's an OS at the end of the day
there's nothing OSX can do that Linux or Windows can't do as well, if not better
face it, the OS is dogshit
>>58818702
*does a cheeky drown*
>>58818549
beat the jiho poster earlier
>>58818557
sexual deviants
>>58818732
bit rude ruining the thread with that ugly gook
>>58818748
enjoy your botnet
>>58818752
madman
>>58818748
>Loonix
>used by muh proprietary software freetards.
>Winpoo
>botnet
>>58818744
silly boy, it must be nearly time for your bath.
>>58818650
my ideal type of girl
>>58818460
Yeah lad, I reckon fit girls get a constant flow of dopamine whenever they're out wearing something that shows off their great bodies. Literally having sexual parts of their bodies showing to entice young men.
I would giddy as fuck, would be the biggest slag in the country in summer. I'd love the attention.
>best anime opening uses a britbong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pdqeu9LW2c
when did you realise that your country was superior /brit/
slept 16 hours in the last 24
>enjoy your botnet
So I've known this girl for about eight years, we're pretty good friends, she's a really nice girl, but holy shit is she fat, I mean like, supersized, morbidly obese. She has been having all these health complications, she just had an operation to have a cyst removed from her ovaries or something. Anyway, about a week ago she started getting crippling pains in and around her stomach and abdomen. She's been in hospital a week now, they have done all the imaginable tests, found nothing, and ended up diagnosing her with "chronic pain". She's is constantly asking why all this stuff is happening to her, and said the doctors are confused.
At which point does it become acceptable to tell her she is literally killing herself through obesity, malneutrition and a shitty diet. She has a plethora of medication to take, but not one doctor has said "You need to lose weight and adopt a healthier lifestyle"
I'm not a doctor. But I know if she started exercising regulary and eating healthy food, she would get better. I would bet everything I own on it.
Thanks for reading /blog
Anybody else voting to stay in because the EU literally invented trade?
Literally can't believe that if we leave the EU we're gonna forget how to be able to trade.
Thank god they invented the concept in the 1960s for us
>>58818813
Not an argument, nigger.
>been awake since 2pm yesterday
>finally decide that it's late enough that I can sleep
>try to sleep
>literally can't
Fuck lads I think I'm dying, send help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBqizw9kl0A
can't get enough of these Yank Britboo videos
Fuck Leceister.
ugly diving cynical lot
>>58818867
Tell her you fuck. You're probably one of the only people who can save her life.
>I will never be the British Prime Minister
>>58818889
alright
*phones 990 instead of 999*
whoops lol
>>58818826
can I pay those girls to drop steamy logs on me?
>>58818909
They are better than porn.
just put a tenner on west brom to win the premier league next season
>>58818889
sorry don't have any credit
>>58818918
they literally tore the league apart using a basic 442 formation with route 1 football
the whole league is a laughing stock and should be ashamed
they should have been found out in a couple of months
>>58818867
Don't be a fuck, tell her. If she chooses not to listen that's her choice and a fucking stupid one, but you won't be part of the problem
@58818771
no such thing
bro tier
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fauja_Singh
Just came back from the shops and all I bought was Malted milk biscuits and milk. Either this or pizza for dinner.
>>58818757
thats what i like to see~
sup /b/
my friend told me anonymous is here
pls teach me to hack
>>58818935
What are the laws on being the PM like I wonder. I know to be the yank president you have to be born there so I wonder if it is the same for us.
If the Greens have an Aussie as leader it probably extends t the Commonwealth at least.
>>58818748
Windows is an absolutely shit OS, and you're giving your data away. Linux is literally a meme. OSX is way better than both for photo editing and music production, and they have better calibrated screens than any other laptops, and apple customer care is amazing. There's literally nothing wrong with macs, and people that bash them whilst knowing absolutely nothing about them are knuckle dragging retards who probably use windows 10
just put a tenner on accrington stanley to win the premier league next season
>>58818839
oops wrong britbong song opening but still good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9CXmEUwvgM
Legitimately a better person in every way when im drunk lads
me >>58818349
>>58819018
So much semen in one post.
>>58818887
still grumpy? you cant help being excited about your first vote and you are probably all worn out already thinking about all these new things, best have your bath and then a good sleep.
>>58818985
>route 1 football
do you know the meaning of this term m8?
>>58818460
I'm already bi-curious and I do actually get off to BMWF porn even though I'm a rorke. Not even memeing. There's something that turns me on about seeing a pale White beauty getting slammed by a thick black dick. It's perverted and rebellious. The contrast is erotic.
If I were a slag, I would definitely be a blacked pornstar. I would love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyyT2jmVPAk
Are these accents accurate?
>>58818909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj1qhR2E9Ak
do they all use the same music?
>>58819005
poleaboo
>>58819023
good odds?
>>58819032
>>58819032
>>58819032
>>58819032
>>58819032
>>58819032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8St3HAwJOYU
honestly lads I just want a mac laptop because its more stable and looks nice
>>58819036
>become an alcoholic
>drink
>get drained
>drink
>get drained
>ad infinitum
worth tbqh
>>58819023
accrington stanley sounds like the name of a racehorse
>>58818782
>>58818802
>>58819018
ah yes... let me pay >£1000 for an OS that is no better than the competition... very impressive
>>58819065
is she the one from College Humour?
The Vengaboys are coming
>>58819077
9 billion to 1 lad
>>58819061
yes it means route one as in lump it up to vardy and he will score
>>58819065
Imagine being born in a region and now being able to do the accent
@58819059
No (you)s for you today.
>>58819128
*opens mouth wide*
oo ee
oo ah ah
>>58819018
I've had a fucking mac you mong so I know first hand how shit they are
>OSX is better for photo editing and music production
categorically no
>>58819098
need some lucozade?
>>58819031
is this worth a watch
looks a bit depressing
>>58819031
is that worth a watch?
>>58819172
>Wanting the NSA to get a first peek at your mix tape
2pac warned us.
>>58819116
would rather stab my eyes with forks that use windows 10 tbqhwym
>>58819190
it's just perrier
>>58819062
you shouldn't indulge yourself in that. next you know you'll be letting your wife get slammed on a table as you pathetically wank off in the corner
I dont really mind WMBF but the other way around and it feels so wrong + I cant self insert
Have an assignment to write entirely in mandarin and I can't be arsed.
>>58819198
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
*smacks knuckles against temples*
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>58819134
lump it up to the 5'10 bag of bones?
solid gameplan
Fucking hell
>>>/gif/8500050
Wanking to feet desu
Bit mad having a foot fetish, I don't know why they look so good but they just do
>>58819065
Lived in Preston all my life and nobody is as northern as that
>>58819098
I just want to be drunk all the time
My life would be so much better
just bought dinner
>>58819244
walk on chink
>>58818985
>they literally tore the league apart using a basic 442 formation with route 1 football
What? Leicester mostly played an extremely effective counter attack pattern most of the season, which they were great at and tore teams apart with until the final months where they played this counter attack but with a much more defensive mindset.
They also would never just kick and hoof it to Vardy all day.
>>58819232
when did I say use windows 10 you mong
I use windows 7
>they still aren't posting in superior thread
>>58819227
>>58819280
there must be a way to consume alcohol to excess that doesn't hurt
>>58819252
https://youtu.be/ztAcdurpmTs
thanks mate, got this stuck in my head now
>>58819271
a rather depressing scene
>>58819172
You've been given multiple valid reasons to use a mac over windows or linux, you're just being a spastic for the sake of it now. Good luck to you in life
>>58819155
*sticks a burger into it*
My dad:
>strength
10
>speed
8
>acceleration
6
>common sense
10
>karate skills
9
>>58819271
everything in America really is so much cheaper
>>58819278
>live in Preston
it's got nothing on Blackpool senpai
Have an assignment to write entirely in mongolian and I can't be arsed.
take this gigantic red pill lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV8LFW2HuSI
>>58819344
enjoy being jewed without realising it for the rest of your life
>>58819271
everyones saying they feel bad and shit
I literally don't feel a single bit of empathy with her. only thing I thought was its kinda weird hes filming it
Is there something wrong with me?
>>58819282
wouldn't mind this 2bh
>>58819361
My dad:
A heavily diabetic alcoholic and a shadow of his former self.
>>58819192
>>58819198
its very weird
i will be perfectly honest with you if you come out of it like "what the fuck was that" and didnt enjoy it i dont blame you because its extremely unclear in whats going on throughout the entirety of the series
but it did essentially predict the modern internet and has some very interesting philosophies inside of it
also its very comfy
the main characters confirmed to have some form of autism/aspergers so if she seems a bit annoying thats why
>>58819274
Good lad
No point trying to explain fetishes. A lot of the time there really is no reason. They're just qt.
>>58819368
Blackpool is 20 minutes away
I can't tell of an accent difference
I get mistaken for an Australian all the time though, so maybe it's just me.
liking feet is worse than scat and paedophilia
>>58819426
must have affected his karate skills quite a bit
>>58819361
My dad:
>strength
100
>speed
100
>acceleration
100
>common sense
100
>karate skills
100
>>58819461
why not combine all 3 by shitting on a kids feet
listening to Karate
>>58819461
this will get fedora'd
>>58819271
>That tiny, ugly circumcised Ameribeaner dick
Lmao
>Any official document which has come to you in the post within the last three months. These can include a utility bill, council tax bill, an letter from your bank or bank statement etc
Ah yes because it isn't as if everything is online these days!
>>58819442
I'm in Blackpool but I go to uni in P Town
The accents are northern, but there is a subtle difference in accent
about to procure some product lads
>>58819493
BabyMetal?
Hate my pathetic life
Any of you scrubs play dark souls 3 on PC then?
>>58819466
hacked dads are not allowed
>this will get fedora'd
>>58819535
Good job lad.
>>58819252
>brain synchrony complete
we'll be stronger as one now
>>58819540
alri
>this will get fedora'd
>>58819417
Yeah, you're Irish: a nigger without the colour.
>>58819526
>Ah yes because it isn't as if everything is online these days!
I still get a load of paper stuff because of this 2bh
>>58819535
i just necked 200ug of H2O. going to be a wild night ;)
>>58819538
yes
she is really qt
>>58819240
Well I don't find black women attractive and I can't wank to BF porn, so I guess we're not so similar after all
>>58819529
You live in Blackpool?
How many times have you been on the Big One?
And is that arcade at the southern end of the promenade, with the ancient machines still there?
Only time I've ever seen an Track&Field machine in the wild.
>>58819539
okay
>>58819542
He's not hacked
100 is the highest level you utter melt
you just have a shitty dad
Nippons lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlMacUtvzcs
what do you reckon bout my gf lads
is she a keeper?
>>58819611
>Big One
Didn't know they were calling my willy that nowadays
hmm, feeling a bit funny, maybe shouldn't have eaten that mince
>Any of you scrubs play dark souls 3 on PC then?
>>58819611
love the pleasure beach me :)
>>58819567
Wanna pvp?
approaching the end of my life
>>58819668
pc is 5000 km away haha
absolutely banterous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBVvco5Cuc&feature=youtu.be
>>58819641
thats korean
>>58819611
Couple of times
bunch of us from uni are going to go to the pleasure beach when we finish our exams
you on about Coral Island? Yea it's still there
what do you reckon bout my gf lads
is she a keeper?
>>58819687
how old are you lad?
>>58819626
i'm with him now he said he could batter you and your fake dad you little nerd
>>58819645
she doesn't let things go to waste and that is an admirable quality in any life partner
>>58819600
Good lad
>>58819691
Bit gash then init
>>58819641
also this a meme about canadians
this guys a fucking idiot
hope he dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx7-buQIcqU
can't stand yanks
>>58819691
any excuse :^)
>>58819715
239
my wife
>A war of financiers and fools, though most people, on the allied side at any rate, do not yet see very clearly how financiers come into it. . . . Financiers also desired war as a means of overthrowing their rivals and consolidating still further the immense power. . . . Hitler not only engaged in barter trade which meant no discount profits for bankers arranging bills of Exchange, but he even went so far as to declare that a country’s real wealth consisted in its ability to produce goods; nor, when men and material were available, would he ever allow lack of money to be an obstacle in the way of any project which he considered to be in his country’s interests. This was rank heresy in the eyes of the financiers of Britain and America, a heresy which, if allowed to spread, would blow the gaff on the whole financial racket.
Kikes won again lads.
>>58819766
rancid species
>>58819765
Nah, JFs think we're polite for some reason. Nips are the most polite people in the world
>>58819718
my dad could twat 50 of your dads and he wouldn't even need to breath
>>58819783
very impressive
>>58819710
No, not coral island. It's towards the Pleasure Beach/Pizza Hut side.
I heard that you actually have to pay to enter the Pleasure Beach now, on top of ticket and wrist band prices. Fucking rip off.
And the aquarium from the Tower is gone. And half of Jungle Jims was replaces with a restaurant.
At least the ball room is untouched, right?
They wouldn't dream of fucking that up.
>>58819771
do not test me
stopped watching porn because it makes me feel bad i've never had sex
>>58819783
he said age not weight you fat shit
>>58819801
Nazis had some glorious uniforms desu.
>>58819801
wish i had the charisma and charm to unironically wear a cape
would be a great laugh
>>58819576
bit harsh
>>58819847
stopped watching porn because I was addicted to wanking and it was having adverse effects on my health and general motivation in life
Name one good reason why it should be illegal to kill children who play ball in the street.
>>58819766
Still love how much American girls worship our accent though, very nice to know that despite all the shit americans give us, we could still fuck their girlfriend
>>58819857
yeah wish i owned one. i'd always take pics of myself when shitposting to make quirky gimmick
>>58819923
alright settle down grandad shouldn't you be in bed
>>58819838
can't think of the arcade
yea you have to pay to enter the pleasure beach. it's like £5
there's a sealife centre near the tower
ballroom is still a ballroom. Strictly Come Dancing final is there some years
>>58819931
Americans are really nice irl
where's this new then
alright i was told not wanking would increase my motivation
it's been a year and i'm STILL a fucking lazy shit. explain this.
also why is a fucking pizza a pie in this captcha
>Name one good reason why it should be illegal to kill children who play ball in the street.
>>58819981
because fuck you thats why
>>58819969
this desu
>>58819931
irl americans are almost overly nice sometimes
>>58819981
you probably have a shit diet and do no exercise
other than that you probably have imbalanced hormones from all the wanking
>>58819931
same with us but x10 in places with irish diaspora, they don't even know anything about ireland but they call themselves irish lol
>>58819981
pizza pie is the proper name for it
>>58819969
Every American I've met in London has been an American Indian desu, all lovely though
want to wank in the same room as you one of you boys
is it true that if you walk towards the camera three times in a row you summon kev?
a mate told me
friends just sent me a pic of an anime figure he bought
not sure how I feel about this
>>58819951
Realistically, Trump was doing the things on the left then inherited his father's business. It's not as though having charisma from a degenerate student life isn't also useful as a businessman
Yesterday I was suck-ing a le-mon...
>>58819855
Underrated post
>>58820107
>singular 'he' is a plural 'friends'
might want to refer him to a mental health professional
>>58820034
Trying to find the youtube comment by the yank saying the Irish have forgotten how to be irish
>>58820156
friend-(ha)s
>mfw trump deports all the illegal irish immigrants in new york and boston
no escape from this island lads
>>58819923
because your mum is a fat cunt and she cant cook
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