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crayon pop
BBC2 drama casts Sophie Okonedo, a black woman, as Margaret of Anjou. The very white Queen of Henry VI, King of England.
Oh, and she's Jewish too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Okonedo#Personal_life
>>58820054
>>58820088
People are getting triggered by this. Kek
>>58820088
you're supoosed to link the thread first you useless twat
Sara
would be cool if the whole thing was in french
like how they used to do
>>58820183
I'm about a 5.5
>>58820183
2 or 3 at the moment
between 3 and 4 but closer to 4 if I get a good tan
ay ay ay, calm down
>>58820054
>>58820088
Honestly starting to think I'm like Truman on the Truman show and people are just doing things like this to get a reaction out of me.
London Borough of Yorkshire reporting in
>pakis send muslim boy with homemade messi jersey death threats because he should be learning the quran and not about football
ah yes religion of peace
>>58820185
London Borough of Reading
>>58820185
I'm so jealous
>>58820183
6
I'm literally a burnt sausage
david rockefeller still going strong
so-called London Borough of London
>>58820183
6 is virtually white compared to how black I am
nodding my head like yeah
moving my hips like yeah
Got an exam tomorrow and I know nothing
Should I try a few past papers and do some readings for them as I attempt them, or just go over lecture slides?
who /northsidelongbeach/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8
>>58820185
bit jealous you cunts on the mainland get all the infastructure
Poleaboo is now wearing panties, tights, his sissy panties/shorts, petticoat and skirt (in addition to his chastity device which he isn't even really noticing anymore)
who /london borough of grimsby arcade/ here?
>>58820088
Does the fun ever stop lads?
>>58820299
Looks like he has a massive package judging by that bulge
Or maybe an adult nappy
>>58820299
he doesn't look very strong 2bh
I reckon I could burst him in a couple of rounds
Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please
>>58820336
pics??
>>58820326
just remember, no matter how the exam goes you're going to die anyway
Yesterday I was suck-ing a le-mon...
>>58820326
lecture slides
>>58820317
Foy
>>58820359
What an exquisite meta meme desu
>>58820336
can you just off yourself already
>>58820054
ah yes Queen Wewuz, the most noble of British royalty
>>58820183
1 desu
just put a cheeky tenner on accrington stanley winning the prem next season
>>58820336
has Poleaboo been eating regularly?
>twat in my student halls reported me for smoking in my room
>the halls people came into my room when I was out and saw cling film wrapped around the fire alarm
>being charged £200
Ah yes, very impressive
head hurts
might do a sleep
>>58820185
bit more detailed
>>58820336
Where did you get your chastity device from?
>>58820359
london borough of magaluf here
another nana disappeared
so the graaandson carries a caaage
he eeever haaas his caaage
and nana's never coming back
so come inside the cage
and become nana's shade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riwKuKSbFDs
>8:28
i cant breathe
>>58820420
you deserve it you shithouse
Remembered an old reddit account I had.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Labourite
What do you think of my posts, lads?
>>58820411
enjoy your £2,000,000
>>58820420
you should go to the gallows for being such a degenerate
>>58820420
>Dude let's endanger everyone's property and lives for my own convenience lmao
Please find a quicker way to kill yourself.
The chorus of the new Radiohead is euphoric as fuck but the last 30 seconds of the song are terrible. Should be a calm outro.
Spectre & Burn The Witch are deffo In Rainbows style, which is good
(dont reply to him)
Wooo!, YooHoo!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461302551479.webm
doing some backpacking around magaluf
>>58820432
does the train go onto the boats
>>58820420
>Calling them a twat
>This projection
H
A
M
L
E
T O W E R
S
>>58820449
jesus christ
>>58820417
Nope, planning on losing weight, so haven't eaten anything other than breakfast (which was cereal)
>>58820436
toys4naughtboys
Went with "the midget", it's 45mm
>>58820380
eh, maybe another day when the house is empty
>>58820458
>Self-harm is unfortunately a common thing, I hope the UKIP-voting Poles get the mental help they need.
apex kek
>>58820326
What in? Personally I've found past exam papers help more, but if it's a different lecturer to before then maybe slides.
So I'd say do past exam papers, but if there's a topic you consistently can't do, go over that chapter in the notes
Who /watching the footy/ here?
>>58820432
>live up north
>two main train lines
>>58820504
you checked out the art galleries?
How's gf2016 going lads
>>58820420
Literally view smokers as being lower than me
''People'' who make such terrible life choices shouldn't be respected or taken seriously
hitch-hiking around bradford
http://www.east-european-dating.com
is this legit lads?
>>58820473
They're fuck all like In Rainbows style, you deaf faggot.
>>58820458
>Surprise, surprise, a place that has a very small immigrant population fears immigration because of the rhetoric from parties like UKIP and previously the BNP. We're never gonna progress unless we remove the silly notion of national identity, ethnic identity, culture, and borders. Mass immigration will help speed up that process, Scotland, which is 96% white desperately needs more immigration and should be encouraged to take in more.
quite cheeky
>>58820520
He's amazing at accents, unbelievably amazing
He looks like a random chav but he can imitate anything, a bit after the gay German he does the Text to Speech voice, gets it perfectly
Geummi is the eldest member and is the group mom.
She is known for her strength and was a hair implant specialist prior to training to become a singer.
She was the first member to take on a lead role in a (web) drama production, '6 Persons Room'.
Through it, she was also the first member to release a solo OST song, 'Sunlight' for the drama.
>>58820549
not doing too well haha
The new gf lads, what do you think?
>>>/gif/8493499
>>58820549
still in prep phase
>>58820549
I had sex with mine over the weekend
Ellin is is the second eldest member in Crayon Pop and was a fitting model prior to training to become a singer.
She is a gamer, and plays first player shooters like 'Sudden Attack' and action real time strategy games like 'League of Legends'.
She attributes it to having played with her younger brother while growing up.
What animal can you never trust?
>>58820577
you taking the piss?
>>58820610
The fuck happened to flano
>>58820471
>my room
>risking lives
There's a smoke alarm in the hallway as well
>>58820641
Niggers.
>>58820647
watch the entire thing you fucking mong
>>58820641
a lion
>Went with "the midget"
>>58820549
its, uhh- g, yeah I uhh. gf2016 heh
Im getting somewhere but I, uh, busy with uh- work, m-my studies
>>58820507
I don't think it does any more
Choa is the main vocalist of Crayon Pop and likes to be called princess.
She is also the older twin sister of Way.
Despite being a high school dropout, she is currently an acting major at Seoul Institute of the Arts and had a minor role in a KBS Korean drama 'High School - Love On'.
She was also featured on label-mate's Zan Zan's debut single MV and contributed her vocals to one of their tracks.
Together with Way, they had formed a subunit, Strawberry Milk.
post your current favourite gatto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoduu-PX09M
>>58820590
bit sad that they have surgery to make their eyes more 'western'
>>58820641
germans
wew lads, just bagged 20k air miles from a business trip. that's free return flights in Europe wew.
>>58820664
ah yes i too refuse to believe the jewish lies that fire does indeed spread
>>58820432
>Blackpool
>Blackpool North
>Blackpool South
why?
GOLD EXPERIENCE! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Way is in charge of the mic as she is the main spokesperson for Crayon Pop.
She is also renowned for her appetite and is the younger twin sister of Choa.
She has a catchphrase when she eats along the lines of, "the ___ is alive and jumping in my mouth!"
Way was a singer in indie band N.Dolphin (엔돌핀), which she had contributed in the writing and composition of the songs.
She was the last member to join Crayon Pop after a member of Hurricane Pop left.
Despite being a high school dropout, Way had passed her 'General Education Diploma' and is currently a 'Modern Music' major at Sungshin Women's University.
Together with Choa, they had formed a subunit, Strawberry Milk.
*awakens*
>>58820678
mate he's fucking shit
>>58820549
It's going great, I have successfully avoided girls as planned
>>58820144
It's cultural appropriation.
*puts mask off revealing my true emotions*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGRGGGRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKSHITBITVHASSWHAHAHAHAHHASHDIJSIGODDAMNHATEMYLIFEANDHAVENOREDEEMINGQUALITIES
>>58820537
It's a geology module but some of it is about history / paradigms in the subject
Think I'm gonna attempt to answer exam questions in bullet point form with some citations
>>58820602
seems like a nice young lady
Was Henry VIII black, lads?
Soyul is Crayon Pop's mascot and maknae (youngest member).
She is known for being very energetic and tenacious.
She was previously part of a duo called Chic6 Muscats with current labelmate Jina from Bob Girls.
On 12 Jan 2015, she released her first debut solo, 'Y-Shirt' which featured Zan Zan's Yang Jungmo.
As of 2015, Soyul has enrolled in Sungshin Women's University's College of Culture and Arts as a college student majoring in visual-media acting.
>>58820699
wish I had cat like agility :(
>>58820674
>>58820680
>>58820707
A cheetah
>>58820549
I have developed a long, drawn out plan. I should be bang on target to get a gf some time in early 2017
>>58820807
>>58820747
Fuck off and stop shitting up /brit/
>>58820434
>everyone is brainwashed but me
>>58820807
>>58820590
best crayon pops
>>58820768
You should do a protest, lad.
>>58820776
I'll help you out lad
t. astrologist
who /stillinthesamebedroomsincetheywere7/here
>>58820772
>Posts that are literally me
caralad = sound
crayonpop = gay
Got a double bacon cheeseburger and chips from BK for £1.99 ahh yes
>>58820820
NOT funny
>kpop spammed all over /brit/
Will come back next month, this shit website is wasting my life anyway
Was Pythagoras black, lads?
Thoughts on him
DONT LEAVE EU IT WILL DAMAGE THE WORLD ECONOMY YOU ARE SELFISH PRICKS IF YOU DO
>>58820820
wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlsYx9jkrEo
>>58820856
Or just continue not paying the license tax and hit them where it hurts.
>>58820877
literally this
>>58820904
CUTE
uvula keeps swelling up
woke up this morning near choking on the fucking thing
reverse parallel parked in front of some sixth form slags today, bet they were gushing
shame i was in a nissan micra haha
Was Isaac Newton black, lads?
>>58820904
Nuke dodger
>>58820871
same one that I had when I was 5, but we moved out of the house and then back into it
>>58820432
Misses out a fair few
there's at least 2 more stations between nottingham and sheffield that this misses out
>>58820904
who the fuck is moot Lol
>>58820884
>Giving money to Burger "British women are awful" King
>>58820877
both are shit. neither are sound or gay
imagine uploading videos of yourself spouting uneducated opinions on hotbutton issues
absolutely mental
>>58820910
>ELLO GUVNA
stopped watching there
the dream is to move to luton
>>58820877
coming from the one brown nosing him every thread
LOVE a decent ASMR slag-core video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpVnCd3FRk
>>58820914
Yeah, I'm sure that'll teach em.
But the production company will just sell their product to another channel. Oops.
only last week I learned to read a train time table lads
freshen ya drink guvna
*kisses you*
>>58820908
Don't fucking care what it does to the world economy, only care about the UK economy
everything is ultimately about sex
>>58819847
I've gone a step further and stopped playing video games.
I can't be the only one who can't stand seeing Janna, Lux and all the other bitches in the LoL loading screens. Even though it's just fictional artwork, they're constant reminders that I will NEVER even touch a woman as attractive and voluptuous as them.
I will never have a slim, angelic blonde with big breasts bouncing on my cock.
>>58820933
Stop deepthroating dick then
>>58820982
caralad actually is sound desu
>>58820998
im not this 2bh lad
willy is about to be hard lads
might get a mini fridge for my room. any recommendations?
>>58821054
get a grip
>all I want is to be able to conceal carry a handgun for self defence and own a semi-automatic centre fire rifle
why is life so unfair?
why was I born here and not 3000 miles to the west?
>>58820981
Dunno what you're on about but it's hardly like I made a donation, I got food in return the the money lol
>>58820998
>ah yes all [country] posters are the same person
>>58820910
cute
Anyone else at uni got mates who are really stingy with sharing their notes? Don't get it, British system doesn't mark on a bell curve so my mark doesn't affect his at all
http://www.ibtimes.com/eu-refugee-crisis-brussels-propose-charging-over-289000-countries-refusing-asylum-2363091
>Brussels is expected to put forth a proposal for charging 250,000 euros ($289,659) per refugee from European countries that refuse to shelter asylum-seekers, Financial Times reported Tuesday. The plan is one of the most controversial parts of the European Commission’s proposed revision of the so-called Dublin asylum regulation, set to be announced Wednesday.
>>58820973
I don't think you would be able to do a super detailed map
>>58821059
fuck off Potato nigger never respond to me again or I will drive to your house and kick your rearend
>>58821096
i just want to own a small blade that can fit in my wallet
>>58821063
Do a big cum for me mate
>>58820908
If this world will not submit to our rule, then we shall crash this planet, with no survivors.
>>58821047
ah yes i forgot that the UK economy is inside a bubble and is completely unrelated to all other economies
wish i was autistic enough to enjoy ASMR
>>58821082
>those baby teeth
>>58820894
All of these gook spammers are literally pakis. Fucking wogs ruin everything.
>>58821059
highly doubt that
>>58821085
dont. walking to the fridge is probably the only bit of exercise you do
>>58821096
You do know that you can move countries right?
we have free movement of people with countries that have much less strict gun laws
instead of wishing you lived somewhere with looser gun laws just move
>>58820998
ERR BACK OFF?!?!?
>I kill myself
End all my suffering. Cause a great deal of short term suffering to my family but in the long term they get over it.
>I stay alive
I continue suffering until the day I die. Continue to cause a moderate amount of long term suffering to my family until they die.
I honestly feel like suicide is the most rational option.
>>58821110
because he did all the work you lazy twat
>>58821014
And I will continue to not watch that channel and give them revenue through advertising.
What point are you trying to make here?
>>58821092
shut up runt
>>58821140
You can legally own and carry that you idiot
Do any British people actually bother studying the laws anymore
should i get a game console?
the only games i like playing are GTA and Uncharted
>>58821031
I just remembered the train time table in my head.
It leaves once an hour halfway through the hour at both my home station and work station to take me to work and to take me home
>>58821151
That's not what I said you literal smug reddit twat lmao
>>58821161
>implying he doesn't phone his mam every time he wants a fizzy pop
used to do loads of cool stuff now i just sit at home fantasising about it
>Do any British people actually bother studying the laws anymore
>>58821096
become a literal billionaire, move to a farm and buy a shotgun
then spend your days shooting pesky foxes and other varmints that come to pester your sheep
>>58821152
get into medical ASMR lad
it's just regular medical exams but they make me feel great
crystal healing videos give me ASMR too
>>58821138
what the fuck did you say about me you little bitch?
>>58821157
you're gay and caralad is sound just deal with it for fuck sake lad
altered states of consciousness are actually memories of the future
>>58820910
She has the jaw of an Anglo, my guess is some Anglo heritage.
foy
>>58821214
Police say I will be fined a bargillian squid if i do
>>58821217
Get an Xbox.
>>58821201
That you're a whiney faggot every bit as fucking pathetic as John Oliver and his lefty tits crying about fucking whitewashing.
If shit like this triggers you, have a good look at yourself
>>58821199
Yeah but I'm his mate and it doesn't affect him at all to give them up
I would share my notes around
>>58821255
sounds awfully like you're brown nosing him right now
What do you call a plumber in a bank?
>>58821259
she said she's 1/16th of a percent English
>>58821306
Ask to swap notes instead of demanding work he spent the time and effort writing for nothing in return you nob
Business idea: stay in the EU but leave the continent of europe
propel the country into the middle of the atlantic and no refugees will want to come anymore
>>58821205
every time I get a (you) it feels Like I'm holding your hand lol
>>58821306
yeah you would if you'd done the work you lazy tyke
You guys watched tv in America before?
Feels like 5 mins of show and then 5 mins of adverts continuously, impossible to watch
>>58820776
I definitely had maths in mind as I was writing that.
>>58821358
>>58821358
>>58821358
>>58821358
>>58821358
Does this feel like I'm touching your willy?
>>58821332
Polish
business idea: leave the EU so that all immigration from india and pakistan will stop
>>58820908
Sanctions against Russia and Iran hurt the collective european economy to the tune of hundreds of billions of pounds/euros and 3 million+ jobs whilst barely having any effect on america - without the EU enforcing sanctions they'd barely do anything
that's what I'd call selfish
I want to get raped analy by a big strong British man
>>58821375
there's a circus that sets up shop about a half hour from me and it's so cruel
don't know how to go about getting it shut down Tbh
So, london has a muslim mayor now?
>>58821412
yea but just a pet
>>58821166
He shouldn't have to leave his home to be able to protect himself.
>>58821405
no idea who they are so i chose way because wahey lol
>>58821435
what about big strong Russian man?
>>58821405
ellin
>>58820054
t. Alberta Barbosa
business idea: Stop taking in large amounts of migrants because of the rise of automation and robots taking jobs in the next decade or two
>>58821132
the so-called """"""""""""Dublin asylum regulation"""""""""""""
got invited to a bukkake film shoot
should i go
>>58821469
He said he wished he was born in america, i'm saying if he really wished that he'd move to a country with weaker gun laws
>>58821303
Why are still trying to talk to me? I have already said that I will simply not watch it, why are you getting triggered that I am not watching your nigger propaganda?
Grow up.
>>58820489
everytime I see the post I go to watch the video
>>58820910
>I am 1/16th British
>>58821454
Election is on Thursday, I'd imagine we'd find out Friday
>>58821132
They want us to leave the EU, there is no other explanation as to why they keep on pushing and pushing.
ELLO GUVNA
>>58821539
>Grow up
Says the little bitch getting mad cos there's some non-white on his TV
Somewhere in an alternate universe, we're all Kev and people are turning us into memes on an imageboard
No, comrades, I have nothing against barbarism, rather, that we must bring Barbarians within us to make sense of this. Barbarians were needed on the way here, barbarians, it will be needed. Barbarism is not the only genuinely Swedish, but it's there, you're right in Reinfeldt, and we'll bring it up again! You'll see a ursvenskt BARBAROUSNESS worse than ever seen on this planet! And Barbarians, we, you'll pull up in our streets and squares, through our cities and our countryside, and the enemy will tremble! For once the storm has subsided, we will not have to sing about the good old days, when we will live in them! In a Swedish Sweden, Sweden for Swedish stays! HAIL VICTORY! HAIL VICTORY! HAIL VICTORY!
what's signing on like then, lads? talk me through the initial process pls
>>58820910
>I am going to London
What happens when she sees that London is a city of pakis and niggers and there's nothing even slightly "British" about it?
>>58821549
Yirr, naww you're a cunt mayte, say that to my face and not online ya fucking Sheila
>>58821611
There are an infinite number of numbers between 1 and 2 but none of them are 3
business idea: portray martin luther king as a white man and act like nothing is amiss
Don't mind Muslims now lads. I work with a Muslim woman and she's so lovely, she treats me like she's my mum and brings in sweets and treats for everyone. :3 I just want to hug her.
Fuck me lads I've randomly got good looking and it's based.
I can be as moody or as shit as I want but my gf still loves me and I notice other women eyeing me when I'm out with her.
Just today noticed some girl kept having a cheeky look at me through her car mirror.
Good, good feel.
Ahh yes the so-called Bank of Mum and Dad, or Baesh as I like to call them
>>58821622
like writing on bags of sand
Always wanted to be a yank when I was wee. used to wonder what it would like if I had started talking in an american accent when I first met my school class. Thought it would have made me a jock (yank version not scottish)
being a beta """nation""" makes us more likely to be weebs for foreign cultures.
>>58821550
>jump cut
Stopped watching there.
>>58821662
tories
>>58821649
she wants to bang you
>>58821652
they were looking at you because you are a freak
>>58821306
you useless runt.
Literally the entire world wishes they were British. This is the truth.
We have the most desired accents in the world; instantly associated with wealth and intelligence. The most powerful passport in the world. Easily the greatest cultural influence on the world per head of population.
>>58821606
That's nice. Here is the last (you) your bait will win out of me.
>>58821649
San Bernardino, Paris, Brussels, New York City, Baghdad, Beirut, Mogadishu, Aleppo ?
a human female touched my arm today
>>58821675
fuck off then
>>58821649
Nice Taqiya paki, Muslim girl I worked with tried to stop me cooking bacon at work.
@58821734
Thanks.
Now fuck off, you fucking shitstabbing crybaby
>>58821649
I know a few Muslims and they're all decent people. I didn't even find out one of them was Muslim until about a year after meeting them
>>58821647
Nah the leftists will cry racism without a single shred of irony.
>>58821772
*Unzips penis*
>"What about this stick of pork?"
>>58821731
And you shitpost on a Taiwanese flower decorating board
Genuinely had anal sex with a Muslim girl and came on her leg
She wouldn't give up vagina to protect virginity, but said she'd had anal sex with 9 guys haha
mmmh I want to suck your dick
>>58821743
was it nice
whats a brave sound lads?
>>58821740
>Mogadishu
tbf there are plenty of "christian" countries in africa that are absolute violent shitholes too
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36197533
another slag bites the dust
>>58821853
Gis us her number la
>EU wants to fine Poland 1 BILLLION Euros for not accepting refugees
>fucking shitstabbing crybaby
I was so pathetic in primary school. used to walk around the school on my own at break pretending in my head that I was a tv presenter or football manager for the lads because I didn't often get to play.
might do a cry at this
@58821786
Damn you are one triggered paki.
>>58821622
Not as bad it's made out to be 2bh, but maybe that's because I'm a university graduate and not some perennially unemployed chav.
Basically, at your first appointment you'll have to bring some ID with you, they'll ask you a load of questions about your work experience and stuff like that, talk you through how to record your job search and then you'll have to come back each week to show them what you've done. Only takes about five minutes each time.
>>58821853
what a Slagsheed
>>58821878
And another one down, and another one down, another normie bites the dust
>>58821895
>not attaching yourself to a group and being invisible
baka
>>58821853
https://youtu.be/NfRtkCGE40A
kek literally this but allah instead of jesus
>>58821895
you'll never be as pathetic as i was in secondary school lad, just take comfort in that. i was the lowest of the low.
>>58821891
The EU gives them like 4 billion a year though haha
2nd cousin just sent me this
>damn
FOY
>>58821954
i got battered by the school retard, he rubbed his bare feet into my face and spat cucumber on me
To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
>>58821954
lol elaborate
>>58820062
gummi tho
>>58821895
I used to start crying in the middle of lessons in secondary school hahaha, they sent me to see a shrink and everything
>>58821986
I want to fuck her so much
Jack had a gang that was called the mellowgrams
He was known as smack jack the cracker man
>>58821891
the EU and all traitors who support it, need to take a long walk off a short pier.
>>58821986
Wew
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3104903/No-wonder-Putin-banned-Nick-Clegg-Russia-Kremlin-believes-Lib-Dem-s-ancestor-involved-bid-kill-Lenin.html
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/09/tough-guy-putin-go-ape-clegg
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/clegg-bans-putin-from-sheffield-hallam-2015060198761
Putin is lucky the Lib Dems were rekt in the GE, or else Putin would be a corpse right now.
excited for the new thread, got a feeling janny is about
memes aside lads how did the Smiths get as good as they were?
Telling the crush I like her.
Wml
>>58822026
he must be the luckiest guy in the world, he makes less than 5k a year
>>58822089
don't do it man
it's a mistake
Which one lads?
>>58821878
How in the fuck do you drown in a bath? I used to fall asleep all of the time in mine when I was in secondary school.
>>58822052
was pretty dim at maths and cried after 2 tests. got a hug off the teachers. a man and a woman
I get absolutely triggered by writing happy birthday on people's facebook desu. I never know some unique anecdote to post, haha
>>58822115
Eh. The worst outcome is she doesn't like me back.
Then I've lost nothing.
>>58822116
MAXIMUM Rasheed
>>58821975
interesting watch
Why are there so many Lebanese girls in America?
>>58822165
>I've lost nothing.
the feeling of rejection will hurt you
met a 45 year old twink on tinder who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>58822173
If I was a Rasheed I would have complained that their faces aren't covered
>>58822116
Syria girl was always pretty fuckable, and red pilled too. A shame isis captured her town and she was raped to death.
My main source of income is pocketing Mummy's change after a takeaway
>>58822159
writing happy birthday on peoples facebook is like pissing in their face
utterly meaningless normie tripe
>>58822165
What if there were a more opportune moment?
>>58822203
>45 year old twink
b8
>>58822129
Awww
>>58822200
literally this
i have an incredibly shallow ego and become suicidal whenever rejected
>>58822191
Why are there so many raisins in Fruit & Fibre
>>58822203
>45 year old twink
>>58821959
>>58821895
>>58821954
>>58822052
>>58822012
>tfw would have bullied the lot of you in school with the lads but now I no longer have friends and am stuck on 4chan with all the weird fuckers
If i get called rasheed again heads are gonna fucking roll
>>58822220
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>>58822220
Is she genuinely dead? Haven't seen a vid from her in ages so no idea desu
>>58820054
>padding under the coif
good girl
>>58822029
literally suffered from severe depression and had to take 2 years out of school pretending to be sick after a failed suicide attempt. when i went back, i only went back part time. spent most of my time getting one to one teaching. never had a single fucking friend in that godforsaken place, i felt pathetic day in day out.
>>58822258
rasheeve
>>58822165
Nonchalant normie cunt, rejection would fucking destroy me
>>58822200
Rejection doesn't even affect me anymore.
I've experienced it so many times it's pretty much expected by now.
>>58822264
>>58822274
She lives in Australia, you cuntos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaj6YGOLskQ
videogame streamers ha
did every school have a nerd who finally cracked lashed out at the bullies and had to attend anger management classes?
extremely self-conscious
>>58822323
Is she really Syrian or some other JF?
>>58822232
Like?
>>58821986
fuck there's a set of her out there somewhere
I DON'T WANT BLACK PEOPLE ON MY FUCKING TV
>>58821908
ok cool, cheers
look at me again and i'll knock you out you fucking prick
>>58822361
Syrian yep
probably browses /pol/ too
>>58822374
>gif
fuck off
>>58822353
once during a wet break I threw a chair at someone
had to spend 2 weeks in isolation over breaktimes s m h
Really love the prostate cancer ad
Shame that /pol/ has been distracted from Muslim immigration and instead focuses on Jews, because of Muslim conspiracies
>>58822416
if my wife's son ever spoke to me like that i'd get her permission to knock him out (she'd say yes)
new thread where
>>58822291
I used to be the same.
One time a rejection made me legitimately consider suicide.
>>58822374
annoying init. pakis are worse tho
>>58822399
Man, I wish I could save a Syrian girl from the clutches of ISIS and be her crusader in shining armour.
Shame I'm a coward and I'd get killed before I could even step foot in Mosul.
>>58822253
Are you me? Fucking karma amirite
>>58822173
No, not really. Fuck off paki.
>>58822467
>>58822467
>>58822467
We're all in here
>>58822449
9/11 being an inside job/bush doing 9/11 is a fiction created and pushed by saudi funded shills
/pol/ is absolutely full of saudi funded shills desu
>>58822474
probably an upper-class alawite
also Mosul is in iraq
>>58822374
GET YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS THREAD
>>58822116
Rorke.
>>58822173
Rasheed.
>>58822353
I was this nerd.
Fucking Madness, the lot of you, this is what you're doing your life
what i dont like
i dont want
what i dont want
i waste
new thread
>>58822721
>>58822721
>>58822721
>>58821558
1/16th percent
