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someone make a non nigger thread
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>>58822480
>>58822253
Well, well, well. Look who we have here. The 'lads'. The one's we envied.
Oh how the tables have turned, it brings me great joy seeing you on the ground, I may well deliver the final blow.
>>58822530
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BASIC GEOGRAPHY, HOW COULD I DEFEAT ISIS AND SAVE A MAIDEN?
>>58822474
probably an upper-class alawite
also Mosul is in iraq.
>>58822467
Dealer just sold me a pick n' mix bag of mary jane, what am I in for?
looks very professionally made, i'll snap a picture if anyone is interested
>>58821986
her name is Olivia Kenning
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/3960908/olivia_kenning.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfSz2TkEKEs
CUTE!
>>58822546
Nice shoes, nerd!
>>58822526
Fuck off rorke
>>58822634
you sound like a right twat
doing a full cranial decal lads
Lads, what are we going to do about the bankers?
everything you ever did was strictly by design but you got it wrong
was a bully at school and am a bully now desu
karma will never, EVER catch up to me
i am literally and figuratively always one step ahead
Fucking madness, the lot of you, this is what you're doing your life..
need my life to end suddenly and painlessly
>>58822546
Always wanted to park my Lambo at McDonalds and stroll in with my suit on to order something, with the popular kids who used to bully me serving me
Would feel v nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>Etsubatsu
What did he mean by this?
Preparing for rejection lads
>>58822634
Give us a look
>>58822688
Well first I think we need to deal with the bonuses.
dude weed lmao
fun in the trump general
>>>/pol/72845437
Got into UCLA lads
ACTUAL NEW THREAD FOR ACTUAL BRITISH PEOPLE
>>58822721
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>>58822748
Here we are lads, told me it's proper potent
>>58822649
>2:45
>Whitest is better
BLOODY RACIST
Does /brit/ like Milo Yiannopoulous?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiESisEL43c
printing off things
got my wireless printer working
DUDE
>>58822776
told janny about this one
>>58822720
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learning how to self-program my own reality-labyrinth
>>58822776
I am British thank you very much mayo face
>>58822776
Fuck off with your thread wars autist
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>58822721
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>>58822790
TED IS A MESS
>>58822790
I really like how his mere presence seems to upset and anger people.
Other than that idk enough about him.
>>58822776
why ffs.
stupid paki cunt
B.......X E R B
R.......I
E X I T B R E
.........B........X
I X E R........I
>>58822879
>we
Autism
lost my peanal gland lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92z0x2VTgOc
just found a peanal gland
>>58822928
>peanal
RACIST BIGOTS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Gf met Tupac last night lads
>Syrian war goes on for 5 years
>suddenly there's a massive surge in migration in late 2015
I'm Syrian, don't believe this shite you see on the media
It's literally all Afghans, Moroccans, Africans and Pakis exploiting the war
>>58822896
it's almost like the migrant crisis has massively calmed down due to stronger border controls in central/eastern europe especially on the greek/ macedonia border plus turkey ramping up it's border controls as part of the new dea including it's visa free travel (which HAS been in the news a lot, was on the bbc front page again today)
not everything is a fucking conspiracy
NON KEK EDITION
>>58822721
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>>58822973
I took the picture of this picture if I'm honest. My m8 took the original one. Sorry for light, kitchen is bright.
>>58823010
NO SHIT
also proofs
>>58822896
t. someone who wasn't aware of russia's withdrawal from syria and the defeat of isis
>>58823054
you are genuinely autistic
>>58823079
how do you know?
>>58823054
This autism won't make your sister split up with jamal
>>58822790
He triggers lefties, that is all we need to now.
>>58823010
You do realise ISIS "declared it's caliphate" and had their full split with al qaeda around that time period? (after the war had been going for a few years)
think that might have something to do with it
>>58823079
t. medical doctor employed in mental health practice
>>58823010
You're alright mate
If any pakis on here try to start shit with you, tell them to fuck off on their tuc tucs.
>>58823070
>russia's withdrawal from syria
Not really a withdrawal
>>58823068
No
>>58823117
do you know what autism is?
>>58823154
>>58823132
Found the autists
>>58823162
>I'm a seasoned feminist
>>58823144
>can't maintain a presence while withdrawing over the course of 5-6 years
t. leftist
>>58823162
Why are women so fucking stupid? the sooner we invent cloning and sex robots the better. Women genocide best day of my life
How many of these apply to you lads?
NEW THREAD
>>58823222
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>>58823162
The Guardian is a rag.
>>58823162
t. journalist who is running out of material
>>58823248
fucking hell why did you even make that
>>58823162
Women only complain about catcalling when it's by men they don't find attractive
>>58823245
first three
>>58823162
>seasoned feminist
>>58823245
all of them
might subscribe to the new statesman lads
>>58823248
is this meme happening again
it's an aight meme
taking my brain to the valet at the weekend lads
accidentally walked past dixons window earlier and saw some telly out the corner of my eye
pineal gland is all gunked up now
I want an Israeli to shit on my face
Become a right telltale for the janny recently lads
fb.com/aarronlambo.official/videos/791783310956310/
interesting
>>58823112
Your right
The nigger will run away from responsibility the moment he has to father a child, creating anther fatherless child who will soon be a criminal
>>58823245
what does NU stand for
my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jliaurEyMJI
>>58823010
>>I'm Syrian
Please send me a qtp2t Syrian gf
>>58823367
I've had a three some with Ethan and Hila although Ethan just spent most of the time watching us
Fuck me lads
Just had to write three (3) checks for at least $200/each
I hate the beginning of the month
>>58823010
Afghanistan is amazing.
I say this unironically, It has some beautiful people - it's incredible that such subhuman-ness can be associated with such beautiful people.
I mean seriously, Saudi Arabia is more civilised than they are.
>>58823412
I'm an Ethan
where my britaboos at?
>>58823427
>health insurance
>>58823427
>writing checks
Fucking pleb
>>58823385
>your right
>white people's education
Fucking hell lad your dad spent all that money on private school for this
>>58823400
I don't think she likes boys lad
New in brit, give me /adv/ how to get weed
>>58823443
Just take all the White ones and leave the pakis behind
>>58823464
That gets taken out of my paycheck automatically
>>58823465
>trusting big bank to not dip into your kitty
>>58823495
what makes you think she's a boy?
>>58823427
>writing cheques
lol hows life in 1990 IDIOT
Don't understand how anyone feels guilty after wanking. I must have wanked 5000 times, including shagging a homemade fleshlight dozens of times, fingering my arse deeply, cumming on my own face and mouth, wanking in public places and so on, never regretted anything.
Insatiably hungry at the moment lads, going to get fat if I keep this up.
>>58823384
I was once at the hopsital and a guy ran in, saying he had acid in his eye and was screaming at the A&E reception to get help and they just told him to sit down in the waiting room
Stuff like this has made me realise that if you have anything above a cough - you need to call an ambulance or else you'll get treated like shit
>>58823538
what is wrong with this general
>>58823545
shut up and eat a burger
>>58823522
Whereabouts in the country are you lad?
City? Middle of nowhere countryside?
*this poster has been suspended for anti-semitic comments*
Seriously lads those Sikhs are top lads.
We should give them reparations for what we did to the Punjab.
They hate pakis so I for one wouldn't mind at all paying for my ancestors' crimes.
>>58823384
bloke's got a fair point but no reason to get arsey at the foreign fella
>>58823522
Darknet
>>58823245
>Bayern Poonich
>>58823427
>checks
Literally who?
>>58823545
same, i work quite hard but i always eat 3 big meals a day, despite that i'm always starving
>>58823602
don't know if you're memeing but I've got a lot of time for Sikhs
never met one that wasn't a lovely person
>>58823491
I'm Chinese, you thick cunt
That spelling mistake doesn't negate anything I have said
>>58823692
get the fuck out
>>58823647
eat more or work less
me and the (ex)gf
>>58823385
good post
>>58823706
black post
9:00 REAL GAY POSTING HOURS SMASH THAT MF (You) BUTTON
>accidentally click on an advert whilst watching porn
>takes me to mytinydick.com
>all the willies are the same size as mine
>>58823592
Center of one of the biggest (no 3-5) scottish cities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_bKGjhLRc
How do you feel about lads wearing makeup?
Just some light bb cream and concealer.
>>58823636
Only just realised this game is on
Bayern have fucked it
>>58823692
>being even more weak and beta than the whites
Oh my days ching chong
>>58823767
Okay if your name is Boy George or Julian Clary.
>>58823758
>OK WE'RE AT SAINS BERRIES
>>58823768
Muller missed a penalty in the first half too
>>58823758
oh god
why are yanks so loud, why do they have to speak all the time
>>58823245
How I do?
>yanks going to Britain
this country must look so cringy
i could satisfy guys better than most girls just by squeezing my highs ton their dick
>>58823767
Can look good on some lads
>>58823758
english supermarkets are fucking shit though
>>58823768
l m a o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>58823384
Why the fuck would you ever get a tribal tattoo on your face, fucking stupid
>>58823767
I moisturise because if I don't my face starts shedding skin flakes all day...am I poofter lads?
>>58823758
>Americans
>>58823839
>implying the US isn't
>>58823856
not since safeway packed up their cone cups and play area and went back to the states
>>58823758
>it costs a pound to get a cart
>they must make a fortune
fucking morons
>>58823758
imagine seeing that when you come to pick up a cheeky freddo
*sucks your dick*
>>58823844
>tfw no qt bf to squeeze his highs ton my dick
>>58823758
>Paying to use a cart
How fucking cucked is your country?
>>58823767
Can't people tell you've got makeup on?
It's ok if you're a bent lad because you're kinda expected to be wearing makeup. But if the lads see you wearing it you'll never hear the end
>>58823879
So do I, we're definitely not poofters mate. Flaking dry skin is the devil
>>58823925
this must be bait
AYYYYYY I got a job today lads. My boss is a cute Asian girl
killer karrit
>>58823925
are you dense, you get it back when you put the trolley back at the end of the shop
>>58823925
holy shit kill yourself
>>58823925
do all Yanks have fucking wrong with their nut or something?
clearly you get the quid back when you return the trolley you spanner
>>58823879
That's not makeup that's called cleaning your face.
>>58823949
>cute
>asian
>>58823919
>>58823925
you don't
when you put it back you get the coin back
plus, you can just use a metal keychain the same shape as a coin and use that
>>58823925
We don't pay to use carts.
We pay the cart tax which is only 2% of our national income.
Therefore making carts free.
>>58823949
Post pics
>>58823925
Fuck off it's a trolley you cunt i'll kick your head in
That plant doesn't look happy
>>58823925
I hate you
>>58823949
good lad
>the city of bayern
>>58823998
>carts
>>58823982
> keychain
>>58823967
>quid
>>58823965
>shit
FOY
>>58823938
Like seriously, I get lazy and skip putting cream on my face one morning I'm like a fucking snake shedding a few hours later
>vegans
should be illegal, its harmful to my health
>>58823925
LMAO YANKS ARE DUMB
>sportsball has been won
>continue talking about the sportsball
Obsessed 2bh, you're worse than the KPOP poster.
>>58824072
>quid
>shit
>FOY
Rasheed
me on the left
>>58824072
>quid
>Yank phrase
bog off JF
need a willy to put my penis in
>>58824110
>Sportsball
literal reddit, fuck off
>yanks in england
Just a reminder that the phantom typer still exists and is amongst you
fancy this girl lads.
one problem though - shes from sheffield and sounds like a fucking miner.
>>58824087
stop washing on such a high heat in the shower then you mong
>>58824123
me in the middle
>>58824127
quid was what they called dollars
>>58824123
Aren't you usually on the right?
>>58824130
legitimately used to think thats how gays had sex
>>58824123
Why do you have a bottle of piss?
Quite literally undoxxable
>>58824192
It's called docking you hetero bigot
>>58824179
You think I haven't tried that you twatmuffin?
>>58824123
>>58824224
*doxxes you*
pfft
>>58824178
Pro: When she calls you love you can pretend she actually loves you
Con: Her dad will also call you love
normies at work were talking about the EU, i'm used to ignorance but fuck me, most of them don't even know what a referendum is
>>58824183
No dip shit, that's what "YOU" call a pound
We call a dollar a 'buck'
>Let me borrow a buck to pay the Queen so I can use a cart at this shitty grocery store
>I'm really tall
>I'm nearly 6ft2
>this is what manlets actually believe
Every town looks the same
Same old high streets of 70s terraced housing, decaying and moldy with the bottom half having a shop front punched into it, all selling the same stuff you can get in Tesco
Pavements are dirty and covered in chewing gum
Town centres are nothing but abandoned shops, card shops and bakeries
Towns are bland with random patches of grass and brutalist """architecture""" for town halls/police stations/any council building
Sky is always grey and windy, rains more than it does sun
Roads and streets are tiny, dark and cramped
Houses are stupidly expensive, even in the pakiest of areas. And the only way to not live in a paki town is to pay £600,000 for a country cottage
Every city apart from London is just a larger version of the towns but with a big shopping centre and/or multi screen cinema plonked in the middle
Outside of the town centres, every single area to shop is a "retail park" with the same U-shaped design: big central car parking with shops lined around the edge, same cheap grey steel design for the complexes
If you don't curse your ancestors for not boarding the ships to America, you are an outright liar
>>58824262
you put the coin in, it unlocks the chain, and then when you return the cart you get your coin back. Do you understand now Billy?
>>58824262
he's referring to a gimmick a yank used to have here
getting increasingly disgusted by yank culture
>>58824293
okay stick
>>58824258
>>58824262
yfw
>stick a pony in your pocket
what did he mean by this?
YANKS OUT
Lads
Go on youtube
look in the search box
tell me if anything looks weird
>No dip shit, that's what "YOU" call a pound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djUaOKrKiug
U wot m8, is this real. I've never seen this type of creature before
need a yank hippie gf
>>58822757
good lad
>>58824322
>haha I was only pretending!
pulled your pants down there mate
>>58824305
fucks sake lad
>Atletico Poodrid
>>58824373
what the fuck
is that an irish accent mixed with nigerian and american
my life is literally a meme
>>58824398
my mom was a hippy.
In?
Or out?
help
>>58824398
*expels menstrual blood onto you*
>>58824373
Is that a muh heritage darkie putting on an Irish accent or do you lads honestly talk like that? It's horrible
>>58824369
dipshit? did you call *moi* a dipshit?
>>58824450
OUT
>>58824451
ah it's like I'm back on msn
>>58824450
lewd
>>58824451
>what are you up to? :)
It's literally that simple you retard
>>58824451
Say "Would you mind if I stuck me willy in yer bum just for a laugh lmao"
>>58824450
brexit because im not a nonce
>>58822467
>black in the internet
you're kidding, you're not black, they cant into internets
>>58824504
>not much tbqh
>>58824450
In Out In Out shake it all about
do the hokey kokey and turn yourself around
that's what its all about
>>58824373
what the fuck hahaha
>>58824450
OUT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEd5NfoZBU
>>58823602
they most certainly are bro-tier
>>58824460
It sounds like she's putting on a backwoods accent. I choose to believe she's faking it. I have never seen a nigger with an Irish accent
>>58824424
>implying
They've still got it in the bag
>>58824450
OUT
We've got enough whites in this country without all the poles coming over aswell
the number of parents who kick their children out the house is unbelievable
this is why the lower classes will never accrue a significant family wealth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNz_CbpLiBs
can't stop watching yank videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69tkCbeC5o
>>58824504
>>58824588
>gif
fuck off
>>58824586
what a rotter
>>58824450
DOUBLE CROSSER OR DEVOUT
>>58824588
>>58824586
Come hangout!
We don't charge for carts at the grocery store here so you can spend your quid on food
>>58824450
FUCK OFF EU
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
>>58824586
delete this
>>58824605
Fucking hell I create more atmosphere with a fart
Crack a joke, compliment her
>>58823751
/Aberdeen/?
>>58824605
Heart's palpitating sympathetically
>>58824605
Well then, tell her what you did. Elabourate don't just give a one line word like that spastic.
>>58824532
Speak English you mongrel
