burn the witch edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=68&v=yI2oS2hoL0k
crayon pop
Haha that's a great image OP, mind if I save it?
kpop lads
>>58816639
*wakes up*
>>58816436
Good post
lads
maisie
>>58816679
want to come in her arse and on her tits
janny
Honestly love you guys
Just ate some peppered steaks and eggs
*pats tummy*
Aahhh
>>58816750
this desu
>tfw no oddly attractive Israeli wife
horrendous fucking start to the thread t b h
I need to get out of Hampshire, it's stifling here. Where is good up north/east/west?
HURRRRRRRRRRR
>What do you want son? I'm changing!
>>58816750
Bums to the wall lads, we've got a shirt lifter in the room.
>>58816806
looks like a man 2bh
>>58816766
*slashes your stomach open and steals the contents of your gut*
>>58816868
I'll lift your shirt senpai
>>58816851
DID YOU CHECK OUT MY SOUNDCLOUD?
gf just sent me this
>>58816902
Bender.
>>58816876
That's why I said oddly
post more mum-son incest pls
>>58816902
fucking try it you bender
>>58816851
you can stop posting now
>>58816915
when will she take a new picture?
How the fuck can Haynes not have a manual for a 2009 facelift clio?
>go home and spend the night getting stoned
>get depressed the next day because I've wasted a night of my life
>go home and work towards my long term goals
>get depressed the next day over how futile life is
You can't win lads
>>58816920
M-maybe
Lads, how do we go about eradicating the yanks once and for all?
Literally found a working printer by the side of the road today lads
>>58816851
Dad says he's leaving us for a 20 year old gymnast ... NOT ONLY AM I JEALOUS, I'M FUCKING FUMING!!!!
>>58816969
stop posting this munder
>>58816868
*you unwittingly stand against a hole I drilled in the wall in anticipation of this*
*I start bumming you through the wall*
>>58816991
My nan tried to through away £100 worth of printer and scanner the other day, picked it up from the side of the road before the scrapman got it
>>58816950
I love it when you play hard to get
>>58816991
good lad
>>58816991
does it get paid well? haha
>The yanks gave suddenly gone quiet
What are they planning?
reminder that Eternal Anglo poster is famous across 4chan
>>58816991
gypo
>>58816969
FONT
>>58816969
>only being able to see the short term
pathetic
>>58817002
*unsheathes katana*
Watch your mouth around my lady good sir.
Found a settee by the road today lads, morons were just throwing it out.
>>58817084
only seen him on /pol/ desu
then again, I basically only browse /int/ and /pol/
>>58817036
we heard your story last week lid
>>58817081
it's their first lunch of the day
Put my settee out on the road for a few minutes and some cunt stole it.
>>58817123
That's a real Jim Carey jaw.
post yfw you realise pakistan has nuclear weapons
>>58817168
We adopted Elevenses nationwide after watching the LOTR trilogy
>>58817190
Blue eyes make me melt desu
found a working Renault Clio by the side of the road lads
How smart are you lads?
>>58817229
just walked past a nigger who smelt overwhelmingly of cocoa butter
>>58817081
It's still lunchtime over there, so they're probably still munching on their KFC buckets
>>58817264
subtract the numbers, add the numbers
Still doesn't make any sense desu
>>58817229
>>58817264
*shares*
>Look what I bought son!
>>58817264
I worked it out :^]
How smart am I lads? x
>>58817234
Don't you EVER appropriate our culture ever again. You chose to be independent so you had better cast down any reference to the UK and never use anything of ours again.
>>58817229
>>58817264
*shares it*
Lads, I'm job hunting for a web designer role
but I need new clothes
What's the best shop for business casual shit?
I'm looking at River Island but dunno if this is "professional" enough
Found a woman today offering herself out by the side of the road for an affordable sum of money. I was quite astounded to discover that I was the only one to take her up on this rather generous offer
Who am I to turn down a bargain and refuse to help out a woman with her financial matters?
>>58817036
Put her in a fucking home.
>>58817326
Mum, would you just FUCK OFF
I LITERALLY couldn't give a SINGLE fucking toss that you're A SLAG
>>58817326
Some new white paint for the door?
I've found the one.
>Bernie Sanders raises $200m in total
That's millions and millions from the desperate last savings and college funds of leftist mugs
>>58817186
Laugh it up, furball.
>>58817326
>son
is ur dad a trap?
>>58817381
You're a good man.
>>58817264
I understand that it's wrong
>Midlands Today news
>only ever talk about Peaky Blinders or pakis in Walsall
>>58817326
*delivers a payload of cum straight to mummy's vag*
This roadside printer isn't very good lads. It keeps taking the paper in too quick and jamming. Poor design desu
>>58817229
DONT MESS WITH US, BONGS.
>>58817372
Next is your best bet mate, Debenhams can be good too.
>>58817449
really would prefer it if you deleted this image
thanks
regards
me
>>58817428
>socialist squaders other peoples money
surprising desu
>I live in the Midlands
>>58817474
>East Midlands today
>yfw da foxes win da league
>>58817428
It's funny how leftistsalways complain about the rich taking their money while giving it away so easily for bullshit reasons
Did the gullible chucklefucks catch Kony yet?
Or get all of Anita's promised videos?
>>58816988
Please don't hurt me no more
>>58817540
Me in the middle.
>Bernie has a 2.6% chance of winning the Democrat nomination
Went out drinking with my bird last night and I threw up in her mouth
What do?
>>58817449
I'd cut off Internet access in your shed if I were your wife's bull
>>58817573
swear allegiance to the queen and you can stay
>>58817590
Let her throw up in your mouth
>>58817348
>mfw I drive a Mini Cooper and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
>>58817596
Duly noted.
>>58817590
I thought regurgitation was the correct way to feed birds
>I live in the middle of the lands
Also this printer fucking prints the wrong way round. So if you're printing several pages it prints the first page first so you have to reorder them all before you staple
What kind of retarded design is that.
>>58817500
Are you threatening me?
>>58817590
t. mother penguin
>>58817645
It's treason then.
>>58817540
>lefties want old white men out of power
>Jeremy Corbyn and Bernie Sanders are old white men
lmao
>>58817573
Never.
>>58817639
How long until Anon leaves said printer on the side of the road?
>Trump links Cruz's father to Kennedy assassination
is this lad serious.
just picked up a printer from the side of the road lads
>>58817639
You need the DT version, its a common mistake. This video may help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wdcS36v-Q
>>58817639
that's how every printer I've ever used works
are you an actual billionaire?
>>58817629
A Mini in yankland?
>>58814067
what program is this from lad? it was set in a village wasn't it?
>tfw thom yorke's whining was really abrasive on that track
bring back soothing thom
>>58817673
t. 17 year old
>>58817723
>that's how every printer I've ever used works
what?
if someone takes money without permission it's called "theft" unless you work for the govt. then it's "taxation"
>>58817731
they sell them everywhere you plonk
>>58817731
Yanks love German cars m8
>>58817761
>what?
when?
>>58817396
i'm imagining this exchange taking place and howling with laughter
>>58817748
Trumpton?
>>58817723
The printer at my work prints in reverse page order so if you're printing 10 pages it prints page 10 first.
This is basic logic because when you pick up your printouts you'll want them in correct order.
>>58817755
t. 20 year old uni student
![1462296954955[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r6SC4xX.jpg "1462296954955[1].jpg")
>>58817326
bit tasteless
>>58817791
that's how I used to talk to my mum every day from the ages if 8-18
t. jeremy kyle guest
>>58817731
They sell them. Pretty good too. Though if I get in a wreck with a big American SUV/truck, I am going to fucking die.
>>58817540
think if i was a girl i'd get my tits out like the one on the right
must be fun having to do no work to get bf
>>58817396
>>58817804
that's the one lad
>>58817790
>when?
how?
>>58817683
And the story goes on until it has consumed the world.
want a petite sub gf to be my pet slave
the freakier the better
>>58817326
Yeah yeah, just plate the bloody food mum and fuck off.
>>58817824
That's sad.
>>58817766
Have you seen yank cars? It would be like standing next to a big black bull driving a Mini there, you twat.
>>58817775
Don't make me gas you.
>>58817654
taking memes too far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>58817919
SIDS is sad :(
sick of xenophobia lads.
let's name things that the same across all cultures and hopefully feel better about each other
jobbies.
>>58817805
you can change this in the print settings
>>58817634
underrated
>>58817929
>>58817964
Tell that to the kanjiklub.
>>58817964
Hating yanks.
>>58817964
Cummies
>>58817848
if I was a fit girl I'd deffo be a lezzer desu
can't imagine actually being fucked
>>58818006
actually feels quite good
>mum giving me tips on how to interview well
>Tells me to come prepared with a pen and a pad and lots of print outs of information, even if the information is complete bullshit and not related
>Says you'll never use them but it shows you "look prepared"
Do employers really fall for that?
>tfw can't stop thinking horrible, 4chan tier racist shit when I talk to anyone who isn't white
This place has fucking ruined me
How do I stop this, it's really annoying
>>58817964
inferiority to the English
>>58817824
>>58817990
Ahn Sowlow, ya wee fackin pakee ya. Cum suhk on mah bawbag
>>58818041
no lmao
maybe bring a pen in case, but the rest is retarded
>>58818041
No, just be fucking arrogant and dress well.
>>58817964
fop
>>58818029
what an absolute DOG
haha
ey political pepe lad you there
>>58817961
had a VERY good giggle
>>58814067
Was literally just about to come to /brit/ to make a post about the new radiohead
It's nod bad lad nod bad but I hate the ending tbqhwyl
Reminder: http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672
>>58818088
haha i get it
>>58818041
no
it's mostly about if the employer likes you as a person or not, whether they think you'll fit in with the rest of the workers/company
>>58817326
>butt plugs
They should knight the inventor of those things.
Nothing hotter than a girl with one in.
>>58818045
Go to X, it's like pol but they will show you a chart proving that jews run the world, who in turn are controlled by lizard people.
>>58818029
I bet she spends most of her nights down an alley on all fours.
>>58818092
yes lad.
Stuck in traffic though so can't access my email, you alright?
>>58818113
dont mind auscunts
would rather exile the burgers
>>58818006
lesbians are all ulgy bitches, also usually feminist types which makes them even more ugly
>>58818039
gays out
*yankposts*
>>58818113
silly bruce could have taken the lead if he hadn't voted for the meme option
>>58818045
>>58818112
Nah, it's pretty crap. Hope the album is better.
>>58817961
kek
>>58818168
think about what you're saying m8
>>58818165
Our greatest ally is not that bad
>>58818142
/x/ or /x] but never X
>>58818157
fair enough mate, nothing urgent, just sent you an email about sending my CV into one of the places that might have a vacancy, wondering whether to include a covering letter and what to stick on it
drive safe senpai
given the new radiohead song another listen
it's actually pretty good
alri lads
>>58818214
what did I say that doesn't make sense?
>>58817848
Yeah lad, I would be the biggest slut in the world, would unironically be a pornstar just to ride big dicks all day long
>>58818142
Might get an Apple laptop
All I do is browse the Internet, may as well have a nice looking laptop with a nice looking OS
Any suggestions?
>>58818283
13inch rMBP
>>58818168
I know quite a few fit bi girls
>>58818225
That's what they want you to believe...
>>58818175
*activates the gas chamber*
>>58817961
heroes
>>58818226
I'll drop you an email at about 9pm lad
I should probably stop reading brit whilst in the car
fucking hell didn't realise that the OP image wasn't from Trumpton but was actually from the new Radiohead video
haha why are they using Trumpton in their video the madmen
>>58818293
>13inch
bit small la
Do I need really good specs on the laptop or are they optimised well like iPhone's are?
>>58818045
congratulations, youve returned to the natural state of man.
>>58818283
you would struggle to find a windows laptop with similar specs and build quality for the same price 2bh
the only one I can think of is the surface book but that is twice the price of the MBP
>>58818308
*shoves you into it and locks the doors*
>>58818311
>>58818347
nah 13 inch is perfect for carrying around desu
i've got the 128gb one and it's fine, try get a student discount for 15% off
Really not a fan of Loaded by The Velvet Underground lads
Where's muh experimentation? Where's muh real good guitar feedback and super sounding riffs?
business idea: take bikini bottom and push it to the united states
reading about front-running and the royal bank of canada, lads
>>58814112
>>58818261
heard too big willies hurt so porn would be kinda shit, also who the fuck wants to get blacked
but i would defo be a slut if i was a girl desu. would be fun
AAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>58818388
>>58818380
do they have all the pros, airs, and stuff like that laid out to try at the apple stores?
>>58818472
yep
>>58818045
Try not being an edgy teenager. My best mates in school were all black, even though back then I was racist as fuck.
>>58818443
fuck off memeway
I hope you goyim are voting In, right?
if otherwise, there will be SERIOUS repercussions....
>>58818401
VU & Nico>WLWH>VU>Loaded
2bh
Farewell, my friends.
My work here is finished.
Here, at last, on the shores of the Sea, comes the end of our fellowship.
>>58818462
Hey sexy
bloody racists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McuHVXgR8dA
>>58818298
>bisexual
please tell me you don't believe this meme
>>58818472
just get a pro the others are shit
>>58818283
do not understand your logic there 2bh
>>58818492
>The world will literally end if Britain leaves the EU
not scaremongering at all
>>58818489
you seem upset
>want to go see Bastille Day with some mates
>they're all fucking nocturnal with sleeping patterns 12 hours outside of everyone else
>>58818510
what do you think traplovers are?
>>58818283
you're a muppet, may as well save your money and get a chromebook or something
I spent £1000 of the money my nan left me when she died years and years back on a MBP for the same reasons you said and I've never regretted anything more. OSX (the version I had when I had my MBP) is dogshit and I doubt its gotten better
>>58818549
I don wan no roubre.
>>58818283
Just get a chrome book then they look nice and are like 200-300 euros please don't waste all that pounds
>>58818485
I'm similar, my best mate is black and I am basically a Neo-Nazi.
>>58818553
Go by yourself you pussy.
>>58818485
I'm not actually racist, the thoughts just constantly pop into my head whenever I talk to blacks or Muslims or whatever and I feel like a dick
>>58818549
norway? more like bore-gay hahaha
>>58818553
>he doesn't sleep at work
Nothing better than getting paid to nap
I miss Ed
>>58818578
alri scooby
>>58818485
>even though back then I was racist as fuck
Were you really though, or did you just say things like "paki" and "nigger"?
>>58818492
It's hilarious how scared they must be getting to wheel out everyone under their thumb.
I don't know why they didn't learn after getting Obama to threaten us which caused the leave vote to gain support. Threats don't work on us.
>>58818492
Miliband is a cuck
>>58818492
I literally can't tell satire from reality anymore.
>>58818553
unironically looks like the worst film ever
>>58818578
PAKIS OUT
>>58818607
you shouldn't be talking to them mate
>>58818497
My dear Sam, you cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years.
You have so much to enjoy and to be, and to do. Your part in this story will go on
why on earth did they pick that twat Sam Smith over this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6WO8Dcxr4s
>>58818577
just because you're too stupid to use it doesn't mean it's shit
cheeky migration with the lads
>>58818648
>they
>us
>you
>anything
feel wretched
>>58818669
Be rice.
>>58818617
bit rude
>>58818704
EU shill detected.
>>58818700
to use it for what? it's an OS at the end of the day
there's nothing OSX can do that Linux or Windows can't do as well, if not better
face it, the OS is dogshit
>>58818702
*does a cheeky drown*
