Danger Edition
I want to kiss a cute boy on the lips
>>58818349
thats gay dude
Do it for _____
>TFW my gf is weird and has few friends outside of me
Is it better to have an unattractive popular gf or an unpopular attractive gf
>>58818572
I'd say as long as they have at least two close friends outside of you then it's not big deal. Some people just don't keep huge friend groups.
Why do you yanks use shitty plastic cheese on your burgers?
I had burgers for tea with cheddar and it was GOAT
>>58818743
American cheese is pleb tier
>>58818537
anime
>>58818743
What?
Do you think because it's called American cheese it's the cheese we use on everything?
It's cheese that was manufactured for very extremely processed foods.
>>58818743
I don't know anyone who actually likes American cheese
Good afternoon, friends + Canadians.
>>58818743
why do yuros think that the only cheese here are the kraft singles
>>58818787
>>58818881
>>58818933
>>58818986
I see a lot of your burgers have Monterrey jack on them which is shit cheese.
>>58818986
>
Even here most people aren't dumb enough to seriously believe that. I think he's just meming.
You can get almost everything anywhere now due to globalization.
>>58819049
Literally never even had a burger with monterrey jack on them, it sounds like some sort of specialty burger or some shit
>>58819049
Don't see that too often 2bh. Maybe pepper jack sometimes. Mostly Cheddar, though one that the local bar makes has cajun spices to it with blue cheese and it's pretty great honestly.
>>58818735
I wouldn't call any of her friends close, for the most part she keeps to herself, she's close with me and her mom otherwise she doesn't hang out with anyone, she actively tries to avoid leaving her house for anything other than coffee.
She used to have this crazy friend who thought I was evil because I'm green eyed and left handed, but she doesn't talk to her anymore I don't think.
BOO
why it called the usa when south america not in it
>>58819355
because we don't care about them
>>58819205
What sort of blue cheese? Stilton?
>>58819225
>I'm green eyed and left handed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
>>58818572
>I go to /cum/ just to blog about having a gf
Fuck off
I hope everyone's up to do some real american activities this day.
>>58819859
YES I WILL BE EATING THE BURGER
Had a cheese burger for breakfast
Had a cheese burger for lunch
You can have a guess at what I'm having for dinner
>>58818537
her
>>58820372
spaghetti :)
>>58820372
A nice burrito.
Can we stop being autists and splitting /cum/? There is literally no reason to merge with other generals
I like you America.
:3c
>>58820512
>>58820540
Nah I'm going to have some chilli
>TLOP sucks
>Views sucks
>lemonade sucks
how do we save Rap, /cum/?
>>58820827
Do you put beans in it?
>>58820937
yes
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/free-english-classes-syrian-refugees-unused-1.3563341
>>58820827
Nice. Unfortunately I missed out on trying chilli cheese fries in the US.
Had chilli last weekend though, it was tasty.
>>58820961
good lad
mcdonalds or pasta for lunch lads?
>>58821171
Ravioli.
>>58821171
mcdonalds you fat greasy fuck
>>58821171
Do you need to ask?
>>58821171
>burgers or not burgers
>tfw no qt kurdish gf fighting ISIS
>>58821171
Delicious pasta, mcdonalds is shit
>>58821460
Out of all the actually decent looking Kurdish women, you choose bucky beaver.
>did a little working out before going to work
>my arms feel dead and I still have to go to work
this sucks
>>58821819
Dumbass, everyone knows you lift after the day is done. That's like getting drunk before work, you're supposed to do it after.
>>58821924
I go to bed when my day is done, I don't have time to work out after work
>>58821460
butifel kurds are prefer cities than battlefield
Will all the ex-Cruz, Rubio, etc supporters vote Trump in the general election?
I know they wouldn't vote for Hillary, but would they vote at all?
>>58822122
They are very religious people and many of them have already switched over to Trump so yeah the majority will probably vote Trump
who let the roaches in
I'm legitimately convinced that Gandhi is the reason why India is so shitty.
If he didn't push for independence, India would still be a colony of Britain, and they would most likely be more successful than they are now.
>>58822212
superpower by 2020
>>58822212
Yeah because Britain is doing great with a bright future while Indian has no future right?
The fuck world do you colonial sympathizers live on?
Love and marriage
Love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other
Love and marriage
Love and marriage
booom
>>58822201
haven't build a wall yet?
*grabs Turkey's butt*
>3<
POO POO
PEE PEE
t*rkbro, are you the cities skylines Turk? Or a different, unwelcome Turk?
>tfw your ditto and dratini refuse to fuck
>>58822064
Killing ISIS is hotter
>>58822729
excellent post
>>58822304
Yes
i'm here guys
>>58822709
<333
>>58823044
so you love military girls right?
>>58822795
the different, unwelcome one sup?
>>58823045
Ty
U2
Don't acknowledge him guys
I know you missed me
>>58823392
>so you love military girls right?
I just love gommies
where my Indiana bros at?
>>58823438
LATVIA OUT
REEEEEEE
>>58823551
Shut the fuck up
>>58820395
maximum pleb
>>58823541
Hope you voted trump today
>>58823483
have you ever heard of islamig gommunusm?
>>58823541
Indiana is a pretty beautiful state in parts, but the Corn Fields are boring as fuck
>>58823590
I missed you :3
>>58823438
I got you a gift.
>>58823590
OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
LATVIA
OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT >>58823590
REEEEEEEEE
>>58823627
Like Gaddafi? Gaddafi was based as fuck
>>58823605
yes
>>58823665
>>58823635
omg ty
>>58823667
Shut the fuck up
why are there 3 /cum/ threads?
>>58823916
Because God hates latvia
>>58823627
>islamig gommunusm
Ok lads on my way to mcdonalds
http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/02/media/hulk-hogan-gawker-second-lawsuit/
HE'S AT IT AGAIN
GOING FOR THE KILL
Is this the main thread?
>>58823685
yes but you know they are not very based nowadays ISIS is a islamig gommunist organization
>>58823605
>>58823842
building a wall did not work for china i don't think it's a good idea
>>58823941
Shut the fuck up
>>58823955
At least get some BK instead senpai baka
>>58823955
Get tendies
>>58823986
Are Canadians nice people
>>58824108
evidently not
>>58824108
no its a meme
they very violent
>>58824047
Make me fgt
>>58824159
Just did fgt
>>58823952
>Reminder that Afghanistan was a socially progressive, peaceful country until the Soviets shit the bed
>Reminder that the US made sure the secular, peaceful gommunist state was sabotaged by the US as they supplied what would become Al Qaeda and the Taliban
>Reminder that the US in fear of gommunism couped the secular democratically elected PM of Iran which directly led to the Islamic Revolution
>Reminder that the US and friends overthrew and killed Gaddafi leading to the shitstorm in Libya
>Reminder that Saddam made Iraq stable and prosperous
Socialism in the Middle East>>>>>>>>America in the Middle East
wouldn't mind temporarily suspending the constitution to purge the country of progressive cancer
>>58824037
>ISIS is a islamig gommunist organization
tippity top kek
>>58823986
>GOING FOR THE KILL
God I hope so.
I can't believe even after losing a lawsuit they STILL won't apologize to Hulk or even accept responsibility in any way.
Let them burn.
>>58824234
At the very least, I think we should de-federalize a good deal and let all the SJW and minority bullshitters take Cali or something like that and let them have their socialist "paradise". Honestly it'd be neat to have a sort of Confederacy, minus the slavery.
Or maybe still with slavery, who knows?
>>58824404
I'll work and sing, if you don't whip me (unless you're a qt)
>>58824076
McDonald's in Canada doesn't have tendies
I got a double quarter pounder
>>58824498
>doesn't have tendies at mcdonalds
>claims to be first world
Canada pls
What should I make for dinner tonight?
Country Fried Steak or Chinese food?
>>58824548
We only have chicky nuggies
>>58824592
Steak
always the steak
Who's the best active porn star?
>>58824657
Lexi "taco" Belle
>>58824642
What would be a good side? Was thinking biscuits or french fries, but could also do macaroni
>>58824687
he said active
>>58824261
how did they become that strong then? every terorist group has own islamig propaganda and oil but isis is different
>>58824657
UR MUM HAHAHAHAHA
>>58824700
If it's Country/Chicken fried steak, go with mashed potatoes and rolls.
>>58824687
She's still active?
Anyway I like them fresh, not one of those girls who has been doing it forever yet still doesn't do more hardcore stuff
>>58824711
She is? Or are you making a fat joke?
>>58824700
This >>58824756
or french fries
>>58824839
I think gravy fries would be good... Canabros should I pick up cheese curds?
>>58824723
ISIS became strong because of a few reasons, but popular control over the means of production is not one of them
>got a job interview on thursday
>they sent me a form I need to scan and email back to them before hand
>it asks for a desired salary
I don't fucking know. It's an entry level position and I don't want to ask for too much or too little. I don't even need THAT much money, I just want to be able to live comfortably and pay my student loans off and buy shit every now and then.
>>58824961
wait wait wait I'm not here to talk about politic shit
i want to know what the fuck is smoked beef inside of meat is raw right? how do you eat that
>>58825079
iktf, that's the worst question out of the interview process.
From what I've learned google averages for your job/position, then think about what your skill level is/what you're worth. Maybe compensate as needed for cost of living in your area. As long as you don't go super high over the average, chances are you'll fall within the min/max that the company is willing to work with.
I was a shit and I'm pretty sure I lowballed the job I just accepted but at least I know I can live on the wage and can probably pitch for raises within a year after starting working.
REEEEEE LATVIA AND TURKEY OUT
hello lads, i heard it's european night tonight?
>>58825345
Shut the fuck up
>>58825484
Real Euro hours?
Go ahead and post here dutch friend
>>58825291
Yeah that's what I'm gonna do. My rent is low as fuck compared to my area too and after being a broke college student, any amount of money is like a king's salary to me.
I hope I get the job tbqh.
Which one are u
UGLY ASS NIGGA CALL ME MIKE KANASHI I CANT GET NO HOES! CALL ME MIKE KANASHI! GANG IN DIS BITCH!!! GANG IN DIS BITCH!!! GANG IN DIS BITCH!!!
>>58825612
None of these
I am a tanned white guy who isn't sunburned
>>58825612
1.25
>>58825612
Two
real niggas don't cry
Memes aside, is there any reason to like Trump if you're not a racist?
WHY IS THERE NO IHOP IN EUROPE
FUCK OFF MCDONALDS WE WANT DECENT FOOD
>>58826185
His hair
>>58826185
the burthurt it'd cause would be hilarious
>tfw you were expecting a really hard final because your midterms were hard but the final was actually ez af famiglia
>>58826185
I like him because he's real, even if that means he has unpopular opinions. He doesn't come off as a bureaucratic pawn bought off by lobbyists and whatnot. Plus it's nice for me to see someone with some true and obvious drive and pride to make their country better (even if the methods aren't the best) instead of the fake-ass "patriotism" most other presidents have had recently.
That being said, he's not my ideal choice, but when it comes down to Hillary and Trump in the general, I'm sure as hell not voting for Hillary.
>>58826456
hes just as real as Hillary with the "evolution" of his stances
the only difference is he doesn't answer to the DNC or the RNC
>>58826502
I guess that's the thing that tickles me the most honestly, is more so how much fuckery he's caused in the GOP
>>58825612
Two below elbow
One above
how many of you are bernie supporters?
>>58826818
lol
>>58826818
your wifes son
hahaha get it? because cuck and sweden
oooh boy
>>58826818
I am, but he's not left wing enough. When I think of a good mixture of capitalism and socialism I think of pic related
>>58826863
now I know why this general is shit... full of beta c*cks bernie supporters,,
>>58826868
sug min kuk din amerikanska slyna.
Is /cum/ ever not dead?
I really want to just bail on this group project because it has almost no effect on my gpa if I get a 0 on it.
Just dont want to fuck over my group m8s, what do
>>58827367
Yes
>>58827433
phone it in
latvian bf dropped me. I'm so upset.can't even sleep because of this...
all that mcdonalds made me have to poo Tbh
>>58828221
>pooman420
>has to poo
ahahaha what are the odds?!
>>58828306
heh, yeah
gonna smoke a joint on the toilet
>>58828562
>not exclusively pooping down chimneys
Okay, I'm officially bored
>>58828600
i use "toilet" as a euphemism for my neighbours chimney
>Wake up
>Have five hours before I gotta go to work
>"That's plenty of time to get some shit done"
>Play some vidya
>Suddenly it's four hours later and I haven't even eaten breakfast yet
Fuck
RIP /cum/
>>58829396
Nou
Did SoCal get dehydrated to die yet?
>>58829396
These generals keep dying because we keep kicking out foreigners who bring in good discussion and let anime-watching shitposting Canadians stay. /cum/ reform NOW.
>>58829524
It's warm and sunny, we get all our water from the North and I never need a jacket
Meanwhile you're stuck in a state with nothing to do but meth
>>58829396
POOO POOO
PEEE PEEEEE
>>58829570
PEDOPHILE WEEBS OOOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>58829638
That's my image, I did not give you permission to use it. Gimmick theif
>>58829570
>>58829722
>>58829396
It's finals week/post-finals/pre-finals innit
>>58829729
Fuck off manlet
>>58829608
Uncalled for, you guys use way more meth than we do btw xdd
Lookit this cool map I found
>>58829756
how does it feel knowing you have a terrible sexual deviancy? it is only a matter of time until you inevitably go to prison for molesting a family member
>>58829722
Very good post
>>58829802
>it is only a matter of time until you inevitably go to prison for molesting a family member
>>58829776
CANADIAN CIA OUT
REEEEEEE
>>58829850
seriously, people like you are sick, i don't understand how you can go gallivanting around as if pedophilia is some normal acceptable thing
>>58829862
who?
>>58829784
>Democrats+millionaires
I hate this stupid corrupt state so fucking much.
>>58829883
A cuckold
Fuck yeah, I got all As this semester.
>>58829888
You guys got a cool state flag though, at least you guys got that
>>58829943
Haha nerd
>>58829943
Nerds out
>>58829980
>>58829999
I couldn't be more glad to be a nerd
>>58829888
At least you are WAY better than the most conservative state in the country!
>>58829943
Fuck off nerd
>>58829943
Faggot
>>58829943
Congrats anon. Crossing my fingers for the same.
>>58827094
Tito was a cuck
>>58829943
got 3 confirmed As, 2 to go
Thanks for the love guys <3
>>58830081
Good luck Anon
>Fuck yeah, I got all As this semester.
What's a semi-decent GPA to have in University
Asking for a friend
>>58829979
Our flag is secretly data on a graph.
>>58830170
4.0
>>58830170
3.9
>>58830170
Semi-decent is 3.0. Anything less than that is dumbfuck-tier.
>>58830218
N-no
>>58830213
kek, ours is just...
kill me
>>58830170
As a general rule you should always stay above 3.0. That means you're a B student. If you want to go to med school or certain professional schools obviously then we're talkin 3.7 on up. However the limit for most graduate school is 3.0 at least
>>58830218
>>58830252
>>58830256
>>58830295
Please no
>>58830323
RIP
>>58830170
2.5
>>58830265
>the mount rushmore state
how boring is it that you put the only interesting thing on your flag?
>>58830265
lmao, basically what I expected from a territorial state. Still, I hear good things about South Dakota, so it can't be that bad.
>>58830342
That's more reasonable
>>58830339
I blame my chink roommate for never leaving and in effect interfering with my studies
>>58830105
what does that even mean? Do you really think he watched his wife get fucked by black men
4u
>>58830356
REEEEEEEEE
TOOTHPASTE OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
>>58830422
>he's not aware that cuck is the new fag
Take your meds grandpa
>>58830426
>chemistry average
Why is chemistry so fucking hard? I almost failed general chemistry II. Ended up with a C. Couldn't dream of going higher in it
just bombed my midterm
>>58830426
I have cuck teachers in my defense
>>58830546
What year are you?
>>58830605
Freshman
>>58830356
Mount Rushmore is incredibly overrated, the mountain range where it resides isn't.
Besides le tourism buks
>>58830665
m8...
>>58830706
>>58830665
Same here, although I don't think I'm below 3.0
What are you studying?
>>58830665
You'll be okay then. It should be much easier to get your GPA up. The later it gets though the more difficult it becomes. Classes will get harder but you become a better student with time. I sat at 2.3 after my first semester and am going to finish at 3.68, might be able to get to 3.7 if I sweep all A's this semester.
>>58830502
But chemistry is fun.
>>58830766
I'm at like 2.9
I'm not studying anything and am just doing gen eds atm. Pretty fucking stupid
Help me guys, my town is burning ;_;
Downtown where I live was evacuated
>>58830834
>2.9 doing gen eds
dude...
At least you can still turn it around. 2.9 is very fixable so if you really devote yourself, you can make it alright.
>>58830896
lol
>>58830896
fug
is it fire season already?
>>58830896
Is that Fort Mac? I have a Canadian friend who posted about it on facebook a few minutes ago.
>>58830896
oh quit whining
>>58830989
correct, downtown was just evacuated a few minutes ago. fhe fire has breached highway 68 and some residential areas are burning right now
>>58831030
pls halp
>>58825612
1
2 if I have been on a roof without sunscreen
>>58829943
good job buddy :D
>>58830896
>>58831062
Just wait it out, see if there's a volunteer clean-up tomorrow. That's what we did after the riots.
Reminder that you can fight fire with fire by lighting a controlled backfire to burn up fuels so the main one loses fuel before reaching
>>58829784
>holiday music downloads
haha what
>>58831211
>"controlled"
Easier said than done.
>>58831254
Jingle bells jingle bells...
>>58831183
>Just wait it out, see if there's a volunteer clean-up tomorrow. That's what we did after the riots.
his house is gonna be burned down dude...
>went to new company orientation
>had a fancy keurig machine
>drank 4 keurig coffees
Seemed expensive desu
>>58829943
DORKS DIE
GOD LAUGHS
who here /boobs/
>>58831517
here
>>58831457
Dorks get nice jobs and make money
>>58831517
Sorry, I don't have any boobs.
>>58831517
Ass>Boobs
>>58831533
No. They major in engineering and work in retail for the rest of their days.
>>58831594
Why not both?
>>58831594
Girl>loneliness
