balkanized North America edition
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN
who /Appalachia/ here?
The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake
>>58833285
Southwest should not extend that far up california.
>>58833285
Southern tip of Florida should be labeled "Cuba"
Haha im still alive
i'm a dual citizen but i've never lived in the US
how would i go about voting for the donald in the general election?
>cascadia
>a good portion of idaho
>>58833326
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/11219434/Berlin-Wall-How-the-Wall-came-down-as-it-happened-25-years-ago-live.html
>>58833379
Latvia was more relevant and usefull when it was part of Russia
>>58833379
Go to bed.
WE'll be here tomorrow.
And if we're not, we'll always be in your mind.
>>58833285
Don't you dare fucking lump me in with NJ and any bit of MD. Most of central PA is much more apt to be with Appalachia than anything else.
>tfw no Cascadian rebellion complete with purge of the lefties and eggrolls
SOON
O
O
N
>>58833379
I will protect you from the naysayers, Latvibro.
>>58833405
>>58833392
Are you registered to vote?
>>58833285
>dixie
shudder
>>58833423
>MD
Don't worry, that's the irrelevant part.
Just as irrelevant as Pennsylvania.
>>58833326
reported
>>58833426
NOW
>>58833418
About to go to tbqh
>>58833437
omg ty
>>58833426
>purge of the lefties
>Seattle and portland cease to exist
>>58833522
I'll summon the janitor if you don't start showing a little respect.
>>58833447
Her face is honestly pretty janked out, my dude.
>>58833475
Now listen here you-
...Yeah, as much as I love it here I can't really fault you. And here I'll soon be leaving it for an even less relevant state.
>>58833581
I'm pretty sure she has something fucked with her jaw, she only uses like, half of her mouth/lips to talk.
>>58833581
>implying natalia isnt crimean perfection
>>58833608
It's okay, friend. Where are you moving? Also, that's just because she speaks Russian. Russian doesn't require you to move your mouth much at all.
t. native Russian speaker
>Mexicans
https://youtu.be/VKo5_fp3Tvg
>>58833627
She was still riding the tail end of the slav qt pie years when everybody first went nuts over her, but she's already visibly nearing that babushka wall. I give her 2 years max before she looks like a shriveled grandma.
>>58833667
that old man and his t-shirt
>>58833449
no, is it legal to register without living in the US though?
what riding would i end up in?
>>58833627
>hates the USSR
>likes natalia
Good night, darlings
>>58833657
Maine, to start a job soon after I graduate next weekend.
>>58833844
Goodnight <3
>>58833475
:(
>>58833285
No, goys
Real thread:
>>58814727
>>58814727
>>58814727
>>58814727
>>58814727
>>58814727
And what have you got at the end of the day?
What have you got to take away?
A bottle of whisky and a new set of lies
Blinds on the windows and a pain behind the eyes
>>58833757
Not sure honestly but if you're a citizen you have the right to vote, so there must be a means. Do you have any state that you hold residency in here?
>>58833930
>flips
>>58833930
holy shit fuck off already
>>58833357
What the fuck.
Some girls like to kiss my face.
Is it luck?
Howdy /cum/
>>58833379
>wake up
>still alive
>>58833970
nope, i've lived in canada my whole life, my mom got me citizenship as a baby, as she is american
i havent even been there in several years
>Trump is leading in Indiana
>>58833581
delet this
>>58834147
So, shit, apparently the US doesn't officially recognize dual citizenship?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061026144022AACDeQ2
Yahoo answers so take it with a grain of salt but I never knew that. This is a little over my head, chances are if you get in touch with any random state voting office or political party info service, they might be able to actually figure it out.
>>58833667
>the future of the US
>>58834181
American politics have become a celebrity charade just like everything else.
>>58834282
yes, the US does not recognize dual citizenship, they recognize me as an american
when i vist the US i usually just say i'm american and use my american credentials as they don't recognize the dualy
https://www.change.org/p/entire-us-population-if-sanders-is-denied-the-presidency-we-as-a-nation-must-rise-up-and-open-revolution?recr
>>58834343
Ah, must just be weird wording then. sorry I can't help you more man :(
>>58834405
>>58834377
>>58834377
primaries here are going to be one hell of a wild ride come june
>>58834435
thanks
>>58834377
Brilliant idea. Let the left unite and march in lockstep to the slaughter, and build a greater America on their graves.
I used to be so ashamed of being white, you cannot even image it. all my friends were either black, latin, or asian. I was always admiring other peoples' cultures and tried to model them. but lately I have been getting in touch with my own. after learning about the REAL history of the Crusades, the Islamic plague that turned Africa and ME into a sewer, and with all the evil that is allowing and encouraging all this human trash from 3rd world hell holes to be imported into Europe, I have never in my life was this PROUD to be a WHITE EUROPEAN! and there is nothing, I mean NOTHING these liberal pieces of trash that did everything to make me feel white guilt and shame can tell me otherwise.
I am not a racist. I don't hate anyone. but multi-culturalism is a big fat lie. it is like a Utopian dream that only exists in the fantasies of one's mind. but when you put this into practice, it creates nothing but conflict and clashes of various groups of people. any sane individual, regardless of his race (given his IQ is high enough), who knows history and understands humans and nature, will agree to my statement. Nationalism is the only thing that could save Europe at this point. I pray every day that we will survive, and that our European ancestors didn't die in all those wars in vain. Europe and America MUST remain majority white. not just for our sake, but for all of humanity.
Hitler was saving Europe and we turned on him. We betrayed our race and we betrayed ourselves. I'm ashamed of my country ( USA) Which seems like a rotten thing for me to say considering my great grandfather fought in World War 2....but if he would have KNOWN the TRUTH....I don't think he would have. I don't think any of us would have. The Zionist politicians however knew the truth. We spent the last century, even longer, fighting each other. We turned a blind eye to our enemies. Now look at Europe...
I guess he's better than the edgy anti American one
"Sex-talk" is disgusting. The word "pussy" is the worst word in the English vocabulary
>"Sex-talk" is disgusting. The word "pussy" is the worst word in the English vocabulary
>"Sex-talk" is disgusting. The word "pussy" is the worst word in the English vocabulary
>tfw old ben is going nuclear on twitter
>"Sex-talk" is disgusting. The word "pussy" is the worst word in the English vocabulary
>>58835090
That's a really shitty apartment
I hope it's an apartment
>Hello there! Why yes I AM indeed from Canada!
>cruz drops out of the race
oh my god
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/03/ted-cruz-suspends-campaign.html
holy shit
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0VdsR0P.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>58810793
>>58835167
>7.62x54r
>>>/k/
>I think you misunderstand what a white knight is. A white knight is a "nice guy" who only defends women because he thinks it will lead to sex. Once they realize that this is not working as they are transformed into phase two; the angry fedora tipping machine
marvelous
>TFW Train speeding down the tracks
>Me: We need to slow down
>Ask the conductor to put on the breaks
>Conductor looks back
>It's Donald Trump
>Sorry there are no breaks on this train
The only question is will Ted Cruz be tried in San Francisco?
>>58835199
It's over
>>58835199
HAHA. The Donald reigns supreme. We great again nao?
>Cruz just dropped out
It's actually happening
>canada literally burning to the ground
>cruz dropping out
>berniecucks in full denial
>chicanos picking fights
>trump wins everything
its happening
america = great again
>>58835429
i want him to win
>kasich still thinks he can win
>tfw no half white, half latina libertarian-leaning conservative gf who's into entry level indie folk music and in nursing school
might kill myself lads hahaha
>>58835558
hes honestly very cute
7.7% in indiana right now
>>58835558
If you think that Kasich is still in it to win the nomination you're a moron
>trump will never rule your country
>instead you have le weed man
>>58835687
Cruz can run for PM when Justin's term is up.
>>58835429
WINNING
>>58835558
At this point I wonder if he's gonna stay in just to not have the appearance of handing the nomination to trump
>>58835664
I didn't know I needed this until now
>>58835687
dont worry
we'll annex Canada come January
>>58835687
>>58835730
>Minister of Status of Women
You can't make this shit up
>>58835730
>ministry of status of women
>>58835664
haha i feel you buddy
>>58835730
>Minister of Status of Women
>>58835730
Is she really bragging your minister of veterans affairs was shot?
>someone saved my map
I-I'm honored...
>friends at the gym are making fun of me for being on a cut
>>58835850
NEVER MIND, THEY ACTUALLY SAVED A SHIT EDITED VERSION
>>58835875
hahaha cutfag
>>58835687
When he becomes president he will move to untie the English speaking peoples of North America, don't worry
Does Trump actually have a chance in the general bros? I don't want Hillary to be president. I'm not a huge fan of Trump, but I'd rather he over Hillary.
>>58835916
If trump kills NATO, then russia will annex the baltics again
>>58835916
>Putin
Stopped there, everything was going nice and smooth until that
>>58836020
And we'll take back the Philippines and unite the English speaking peoples under one banner
>>58836081
>take back the phillipines
why would we want that shithole?
>>58836020
>open /balt+ausnz/
>all russian flags
>>58836016
It's hard to say. He definitely has much better presence I think than Hillary, but his polarizing characteristics could mean that people who would normally not vote for Hillary might now just to spite Trump. I think he stands a good chance, personally
>>58836122
tropical pussy of course
>>58836016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND3Q2_9zwpY
How do we fix Ontario, /cum/?
>>58836016
Clinton is about as polarizing of a figure as Trump and he'll have plenty of ammunition. It's hard to say. All that's clear is that the general is going to be brutal.
>>58836122
sex tourism
>>58836140
>Filipino girls
What are you, an old german pedophile?
>>58836192
Build a wall around Toronto and burn everything inside
>>58836207
>>58836140
>asian women
>>58836192
Ridiculously easy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposal_for_the_Province_of_Toronto
>>58836140
But they'll be attached to flips
>>58833357
educate those fuckin norms
>>58836213
>being a sex dourist
God that burger was 11/10
>>58833285
what the fuck is this
no
that isn't new england, it never will be, long island, NYC, and NJ haven't got a single fucking thing in common with any actual new englanders
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/residents-of-large-sections-of-fort-mcmurray-forced-from-their-homes-as-wildfires-reach-city-edge
Alberta oil patch just can't catch a break.
CANT BE STUMPED
>>58836313
>being a sex tourist
>being attracted to filipino girls
Don't know which is worse
>>58836404
We wuz New England and shiet
t. Long islander
(jk no on here believes that)
>>58836404
The original map was so much better
what a mess
>>58836404
fight me potato man
i am tough irl
>>58836469
I hope so, anon.
I hope so. He did make it legal for spics to travel here without a visa, so if a wall goes up they just need a plane ticket to Canada and to sneak across our massive border so he's technically an enemy of Trump.
>>58836447
could be worse
Could be Abos or Argentines
>>58836450
kek, is this real?
Is Trump running unopposed? Did Bernie drop out yet?
>>58836469
top kek
if only
If America balkanizes then we're taking New England,Atlantica,Quebec,GLF,Utah,Boonies and Nunavut
>>58836564
soon
>>58836450
Why would he pick fiorina, then give up just days later?
>>58836631
I think Fiorina was a last-ditch effort for the women vote, then Trump's popularity in Indiana put him beyond any hope of winning
>>58836592
>America balkanizes and the United State's grip on the world finally breaks
>britain attacks former Canadian and American lands
>unites north America into one massive supercontinent
>world hates prime minister Kev for reigning in a new era of American dominance
>>58836592
Not without having a metric/imperial fucktons of Riots from anti-war Britcucks
>>58833285
>mfw they name it Mountains and not Deseret
>mfw they name it Dixie and not Holy Columbian Confederacy
>mfw they name it New England and not Kingdom of the Maritimes
>mfw they name it Great Plains and not Thunderland
>mfw they name it Texas and not Lone Star
>mfw they name it Hawaii and not faggot shit
>mfw they name it South West and not Celestial Empire of California
>americans think there's only 11 million illegals
/brit/ is getting absolutely fucking slaughtered by latins and aussies. should we accept brit refugees?
>another semester without talking to any girls
wew
>>58836841
YANKI PUTO
>>58836841
Fuck off butterteeth
>>58836841
we can offer but they won't come
>>58836841
aaj...
>>58836841
perdiste
>>58836776
>Holy
>Columbian
>Confederacy
>>58836841
You're going to draw them here and Mexico is enough spic for this thread.
>>58836926
i really wished those bernie supporters in socal i keep seeing on the news stop burning us flags, waving mexican ones around, then screaming at the top of their lungs "I WAS BORN HERE I AM AMERICAN LA RAZE PUTA CHICANO SALAMIO"
>>58836930
n-n-n-nothing is wrong with the anglican race
>>58836841
We've got enough muslim refugees thanks to weedman
>>58836841
No, i hope they and their tranny GILFs burn in hell.
>>58836986
we were here all along, dog
prepare to cash in
bata boom
boom
>>58836986
>implying 1111111111 billion hispanics are not being drawn into america as we speak
>>58837021
>>58837018
>>58836986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xItpW1zkNt0
*throws tea into harbor*
>>58836016
It'll be down to Trump and Hillary. Hillary will win.
Screencap this post.
>>58836841
It's their fault for having garbage border security. Let them suffer online and off.
>>58836016
It'll be down to Trump and Hillary. Trump will win.
Screencap this post.
>>58837170
either or it'll be a fun ride
>>58837170
>It'll be down to Trump and Hillary.
Really goin out on a fuckin limb there tonight
>>58835558
Kasich will probably quit within a few days.
It costs money to campaign.
>>58836192
What's wrong with Ontario?
We need to fix Quebec.
>>58837240
Not if you're Bernie Sanders and have redditors to chuck money at you
why does taylor swift go on about being born in 1989? who cares?
>yfw tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Uhn-dU3Gg
>about to watch a spooky movie
>>58837170
>screencap my post stating what a majority of people think will happen.
>>58836192
nuke it from orbit to contain the outbreak
>Fort MacMurray is being evacuated
Forest fires are kinda scary desu
>>58837459
act like a man
>>58837519
something like this happened in BC quite a few years ago, something like 500 homes were lost. there's also slave lake... it'll be bad this year with the lack of winter in the west.
>>58837459
Pansy
>>58837519
>houses mysteriously burn down to be replaced by apartments in fort mac
nothing mysterious or scary there desu
>>58837552
but im an anime girl
>>58837459
what movie? I'm trying to think of something good to watch
>>58837519
i have a fire extinguisher if you want it
Fuck Fort Mac. Let the son of a bitch burn to the god damn ground. The end is nigh. Embrace that shit.
>>58837574
A bitch posting anime? CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58837581
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1713476
>something good to watch
probably not this
have you seen moon? good movie. or ex machina.
>>58837574
>but im an anime girl
Nah you're just a faggot.
>>58837609
I have seen moon, loved it. I'll have to check out Ex Machina, looks good from what I've read so far
>>58837633
:(
>>58837676
yeah i liked it desu
>getting money isn't a religion
>>58837519
>be Canadian
>get wildfire'd
>>58836020
Oh and then why does neutral Finland exist?
>>58836061
Putin is an ally of necessity in a war against globalists and liberals.
>>58837574
>>58837593
>All of Fort Mac burns down
>Flood of homeless come to Edmonton
JUST
>take train ride through canadian rockies
>pass huge ranch or factory or some shit
>sign on the fence that says "we shoot every third trespasser. two just left!"
What the fuck, Canada?
>>58837170
>will
Some Trump supporter is going to literally shoot her on the stage of a debate.
![1257633819581[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hAUBkqe.png "1257633819581[1].png")
>>58833285
>arkansas
>great plains
>not dixie
we're 40% mountains and 60% swamp
fix this
i understand nobody knows anything about us but come on man ;_;
>>58837790
Fuck Edmonton. Let that poo butt wanna be cow town get glassed. The end is nigh for (You), my guy.
>>58837850
how can we be real if memes aren't real
>>58837850
is that legit? holy shit
>>58837850
>she said it on tv
marblecake
also the game
>>58837272
But Bernie actually can affect the Democratic party's policies and Hillary's if he wins enough states.
If Clinton is such a presumptive president, them even a small nudge to the left is worth a lot of Reddit's money.
>>58837850
Best thing I've seen all night
>>58837850
ONE OF US
>>58837898
Wait a few hours. Actually make that within the hour.
>>58837898
You're done lmao
>>58837833
> the same thing won't happen to trump
bernie supporters are just as degenerate
>>58837898
your fucking dead kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqbgGCdTlVE
>>58838109
>>58838044
>>58838025
Sing me a funeral song
Write stories about me, okay?
are candidates above the law?
why hasnt this twat been imprisoned yet?
>>58838145
You're gonna go Guru, bud; transcend from the mountains of shitposting and become one the ethereal.
>>58838177
You're above the law when you're rubbing shoulders with the devil.
>>58838145
So long, partner.
https://youtu.be/tSzfWLlvlAE
cna't stomp tormp!
cna't stomp tormp!
cna't stomp tormp!
>try to talk to /mu/ about your favorite band
>they shittalk and insult until the thread 404s
>>58838230
>>58838254
>favorite band is godspeed
>thread derails into first wave fags bitching about crescendos and saying how the genre went to shit
>>58838254
not sure what you were expecting
>>58838270
>>58838254
/mu/, like so many other interest boards on 4chan, has a retarded reddit-tier echochamber hugbox circlejerk hivemind mentality (/pol/ being the best example of this phenomena)
if they dislike your band it's probably a good thing
>>58838205
>>58838189
I'll post until the end
What are the little things in life that make you happy?
I sometimes get sad until I remember how much my family loves me, or how much I've accomplished.
>>58838270
>>58838303
watch anthony fantano instead
>>58838337
>taking the opinions of a school shooter seriously
>>58837265
That's up to the Québécois, they need a Marine Le Pen for Québec, same goes for Louisiana
>>58837850
wew
>>58838304
having a productive weekend makes me happy
NP made a pokemon battle styled Parliament combat game.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/play-question-blaster-the-ultimate-parliamentary-combat-simulator
i defeated justin with insults and he looked really sad
>>58837265
We need to fix BC by making it independent.
>cruz drops out
Hillary inaugurated
>>58838304
>What are the little things in life that make you happy?
Shit, ughhhhh, getting drunk maybe? How about nice cool rain in the summertime? Yeah, that's a good one.
>>58838337
BEST TEETH IN THE FUCKING GAME
>>58838415
That's great. Anything you're working on?
I've got college myself, my last final exam is tomorrow
I'm fixing Ontario.
>>58838446
I love Anthony Fantano.
>>58838436
I like the rain very much meself
>Fort Mcmurray is going to burn to the ground tonight
Stay safe, oil niggers
>>58838509
it's only a part of it, but apparently some homes are already on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzw3IzWm254
not sure if this song makes me want to kill myself or start drinking again
either way its pretty good
>>58838492
yanks making cultural references on the internet that non-yanks like myself don't immediately understand without googling it should be illegal and punishable by death desu
>>58838580
hey fuck off man, I still don't understand the "Easter?" meme and that's completely your cunt's doing
how is every1 doing t2night
>>58838641
yeah but it's ok if we talk about stuff you don't understand because of systemic oppression
>>58838641
the easter meme had to do with kinder surprises being banned in the US
>>58838641
Why don't you celebrate it and find out?
Are there any Chicanos ITT? Do you know any illegals who will get deported under Trump?
Mexican-flags, how do you feel about Trump deporting your former countryman?
>>58838699
/cum/ will run red with the blood of chicano filth
>>58833285
The only way for the USA to inherit the kingdom of heaven is to purge the chicano scum.
>>58838677
because I'm a kike
>>58838669
I used to eat them all the time when I lived in Israel and when they were banned here I was so fucking angry, now my grandma smuggles me some when she visits
>>58838699
Won't feel bad for all those central americans, however i'll feel bad for all the dickriders when they get utterly disappointed.
>Want to have several wives
>The only countries where polygamy is legal are shitholes in Africa and muslim countries
Anyone know this sad feel?
>>58838580
I mean you're kinda on explicit yank turf here tho
>>58838766
if your gran gets caught the fine can be pretty heavy, hope she doesn't get caught
>>58838802
You should probably work on achieving one before you get ahead of yourself there Gustav...
