Comfy edishaan
Why is mena dead today ?
Hol up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sH6ijhFOr8Q
3rd for Anzu-sama
ded, It's almost summer people
I mean common
Is it true that when Muslims are getting married, their guests follow them home while drumming, and then standing outside their bedroom and/or building singing Lion king songs while the couple is having sex for the first time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
hey Arabs :3
what have your experiences at the airport going through customs been like?
do you get searched more often?
Why is this thread so dead ;(
>>58807559
No, but in some countries the groom's family stand ouside the bedroom waiting for the couple to consummate, then the man is to present a handkerchief stained in blood as a sign of virginity, otherwise the marriage is annulled and the bride and her family are shamed (or stoned to death I don't know)
>>58810793
>>58810793
what do people think of that? A range of accepting it to rejecting it, based on many factors such as socioeconomic status, cultural upbringing, etc etc?
>>58801649
>>58801692
>>58810184
NOT ON MY WATCH
>algeria in charge of being rational and knowledgeable
>tunissi in charge of being cute
>iraq responsible for the banter
>diaspora in charge of the autism
>UAE and Morocco always full of surprises
this is why I love /mena/ :3
*glomps each of you one by one*
assman did you died in exploshaan ( ._.) ( ._. ) (._. )
>>58807559
Kinda, instead of drumming we blow in horns
>>58808782
No, because I don't look like an arab
>>58813341
>tfw no responsibility
>>58807559
Before islam in Ghabra (Ancient Omani UAE) the married couple will have sex between a circle of their relatives who masturbate to them sorta like a circlejerk
>tfw no mena qt who gets a fake hymen restoration after we consummate to bring honour to get family
>>58813940
kek, kinky desu. got sauce on that?
>>58808782
german airports suck ass. i don't beep but they check me everytime.
i remember one time, in a us airport, there was this tsa guy doing random checks. he decided to check my buddy so when it was my turn to go through i just put out my hands like im assuming he would search me, nigga got so red in the face kek. he just let me go cause people saw me do that lmao
I want to be a tuareg bro so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C8Idy3ljqo
>>58816217
Is this the Berber language ???
>>58816321
I suppose it is.I find it particularly beautiful. Why?
>>58816321
Nah, it's just Tuareg
Berber is much drier and less 'muddy and sloppy'
>>58816469
>it's just Tuareg
B-But tuaregs are berbers. Therefore their language is also a berber language.
>>58816554
They're far different, you can still group them with other Berber subraces, but their language is too different
>>58816469
>>58816668
So according to what you said Taureg are basiclly pseudo-berbers
Did I get it wrong ??
>>58817096
Kinda, yes
>>58816321
there's no "berber language," it's a dialectal continuum of many languages, lots f which aren't mutually intelligible
to answer you question, tuareg is in fact a language of the amazigh, or a """berber language"""
>>58816469
go read a book nigger
>>58813930
>tfw same
>>58817154
My point is that Tuareg is more different than other berber languages (phonetically atleast)
It's probably only officially recognized as a berber language because they're among the original population of NA
>>58817657
No, it's a legetimate amazigh language, part of the south-berber group, there's extensive study done on it by renowned linguists and now debate over that, it has nothing to do with politics or religion unlike arabic "dialects"
>>58817657
Stop being retarded pleas :-)
Their original name is TAMAHAQ. you know what sounds similar? TAMAZIGHT and TAQBAYLIT.
or is it just Moroccan education.
>>58817918
>no debate*
I also wanted to add that Tuareg were the group that best perserved the classic tifinagh, even some pan-amazigh celebrations and traditions that have gone extinct in other areas.
>>58817918
Still sounds much more different than Chleuh or Kabyle, and I didn't bring any politics into this
>>58817991
Refer to >>58818001
They sure preserved some old amazigh traditions, I know that
But I'm only claiming that their language is pretty different when compared to other berber ones
WE
WUZ
OTTOMANS
N
SHIET
>>58818209
So what if it sounds different? French and Spanish sounds hell of a lot different and they're closely related languages, in the case of targui the pronunciation varies a bit, but the lexicon is very similar, and that's what matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f7Cwnyri_E
>>58818282
I doubt your family ever amounted to anything other than kebab flipping outside of the local turkish toilet factory. You wuz shit pham, shit.
>>58819159
a bit rude
>>58818656
>Closely related languages
No, just because they both use the Latin alphabet doesn't mean their closely related
They're pretty different
>>58818282
We
Wuzn't
Otomman'd
Yo guys I need some help quickly. Could someone please translate the following into Arabic?
>Inshallah my brothers. Tomorrow marks the day that we begin our conquest against the infidels. We will leave no rock unturned, no prisoner alive, and no woman untouched. We will begin early and carry on late into the evening. Allahu Ackbar
Thanks in advance.
>>58819359
fuck no nigga lmao. fbi pls go
>>58819352
they're*
wew
>>58819359
I added more effect to your speech m8. Thank me later.
إنشاء الله يا غلمان. غداً تعلن بداية غزواتنا على الكفار. فالحجر ثابت، والسجين ميت، و النساء مغتصبات. سوف نبدأ عند طلوع الفجر و نكمل الغزوة حتى مغيب الشمس. الله أكبر
>>58819359
>>58819658
Thanks bro
>>58819658
>Ghulman
Isn't ghulman only used to address kids ?
>No stone unturned
>>58819740
welcome
>>58819758
no Ghulman means young men.
Oooh shit.
German lad replace. فالحجر ثابت with فأنقلبت الحجارة
>>58819658
Keked my shit up desu
>>58819846
Oh ok, my Fusha is mediocre desu
>The stones were turned
I swear to god if Atletico loses tonight
>>58819846
So like this?
> فأنقلبت الحجارة، والسجين ميت، و النساء مغتصبات.
>>58819992
>Fo*tb*ll
>>58819994
yeah
>>58820146
>Jelly that Algeria and Tunisia are yet better than his country at a thing
wew lad :^)
>>58819994
link where are you posting this, i want to see desu
>>58820288
r8 my vocaroo attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xxSGBjrAtI
>>58820265
>Algeria
>Tunisia
>Better
Yeah, sure thang irrelevant gulfy country number 6
How to learn Arabic? I can speak bretty gud but my vocabulary is completely shit since I have been here since I was 3.
>>58820463
Egyptian/10
>>58820468
they're better than you in football
and netball
Also irrelevant gulfy 6 is better than you in lots of things :-)
>>58820463
bretty gud.
>>58820463
You sound like a Mursi
Are you Egypshun perhaps ?
I got a virus again just fuck my shit up
>>58820463
kek, make the end more like a chant.
sounds pretty egyptian btw
>>58820558
>Football
Meh, I don't like it
Still better than being the bane of /mena/
>>58820697
Stop pirating you fuck
>>58820463
Are you learning on your own, senpai?
>>58820518
>>58820612
>>58820712
Thanks lads
>>58820658
no
>>58820805
m-maybe
>>58819159
2bh you weren't even ottomans and shiet
you WUZ BARBARY PIRATES N SHIET
>>58820895
you sound like a friend of mine not even joking
>>58801649
more pixel art
>>58821128
i liek misr
I'm totally fine
>>58821366
>>58820895
teach me your ways, senpai
>>58821535
just fap to some doujin that'll alleviate all your stress/anxiety/frustration/rage away
:)
>>58821999
nice trips
Tonight I will either rage fap or normal fap. it depends on the outcome of the match
>>58821999
>666 upside down
>>58822227
>>58822222
Steamy
>>58813827
>I don't look like an arab
how do you look?
>>58822738
Suicidal
>>58822953
but really?
>>58823125
Berber-ish
Light skin, and all the small details coming with it
>>58822953
post your photo then
>>58823296
no.
>>58823432
just blur your face if you're so shy
Not gonna post the haram pic but what does that say?
>>58823517
>>58823477
I have no digital pic of me whatsoever, and I have no phone or cam
>>58823670
>There is no god but god, mohamed is god's messenger
>>58823857
you NEET?
Post your late time snacks senpaitachi
>tfw too lazy to even boil
>>58822123
Don't
I advise to avoid rage fapping at all costs
>t. R
>>58822227
>:3
>>58823924
Yes
>>58824055
>Instant noodles
...
>>58824131
Why so? How is that possible to be a NEET in Morocco?
>>58824157
What's wrong with them
>>58824272
Here they're considered to be completely low level food eaten mostly by the poor.
>>58824384
But I'm a son of poor wageslave ;_;
>>58824439
Arent you a kuwait citizen?
>>58824221
Yes, parents are very generous here
Let's share our frustrations and depressions ITT
>was told I was an extra baggage by my sister today
>I took what she said at face value "my life pretty much isn't relevant enough for my family to even care I can wither and no one would bat an eye"
these thoughts kept circulating through my mind
>have had a talk with my Dad to dispel my anxiety and this what happened
>me: asalamu 3laikum
>dad: wa 3laikum al salam what brought you here
>me: nothing just looking to have a friendly discussion with you :)
>dad: I know that look you want money don't you
>me: not at all I mean I want money
>*take the money and leave*
>come back later and find my dad conversing with my Mom
>mom: why do you keep spoiling this bastard
>dad: I see nothing wrong with what I did
>mom: he's grown up to be useless thanks to you
P.S useless as in shut in my mom has a problem with my pseudo-neet lifestyle
>>mfw
>>58824541
Nah I'm a Somali
>>58802105
First for Anzu has bullemia.
#SaveAnzu
>>58824680
Why are you still in Kuwait? All doors are open for you in Europe, dont lose your chance.
>>58824639
>Get rejected by qt ginger riffan after helping her with her exams
>Get rejected by qt serb slav cousin
>Get rejected by qt russian slav cousin
>Get rejected by qt pale brunette classmate
>Get rejected by qt brown arab classmate
>Get rejected by fugly shleuh cousin
>Get rejected by fat arab classmate
>Get rejected by durka brown arab classmate
/mena/ beta uprising when ?
>>58824963
Change your appearance.
>>58824937
Dude kuwait is rich
>>58825171
But as I understand, he doesnt have the citizenship.
>>58825158
No, i'm a decent looking guy
It's that I mom's spaghet too hard
DUDE OIL HAHA
>>58824963
>getting rejected even by ugly chicks
if you aren't obese or something this can't be
>>58824937
Thought about migrating to Yurop and Neet it up
Cumskins would literally pay the "refugees" cuz their guilt compels them too, I dream of cashing up on it but now with ISIS and my people Durka the shit up it's not really in the best of my interest
Plus I love Kuwait family lived here for 4 decades desu
>>58824963
>>Get rejected by fugly shleuh cousin
>>Get rejected by fat arab classmate
>>Get rejected by durka brown arab classmate
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Getting that desperate for buddy you've truly reached bottom low, now I kinda feel better about myself desu
>>58825423
>>58825482
>bussy*
YES YESSSS YEEEEEEEEEES
GET FUCKED BAYERN
>>58825317
>No, i'm a decent looking guy
Seems impossible then. 0.01% probabilty of happing this.
>>58825468
>>58825482
Refer to >>58825317
>>58825644
>decent looking guy
>as no freckles or zits or moles
kys normshit
>>58825644
How? I can't see it.
Usualy if a chick is into you don't matter how shit is your game you still can manage it.
I recall you said you were bf with the ginger.
>>58825554
you have my support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwDfegpArPw
>>58825756
Soz If I have master race burbur genes ;3
>Norm
I fucking spazz out like an absolute madman whenever a female gets anywhere in me
Like, legit twitching. I remember I pissed myself once too
>>58825765
She only faked her love so that I help her
Maybe that's why i'm so shit with females
>>58825904
>I remember I pissed myself once too
Hahahaha
Come on, now.
You are trolling
>>58825904
I retract everything I said just now, kinda outed the kys out of jealousy my face is full of akne so fair skinned phams irk me somehow
didn't mean to sperg on you like that bro
>>58826050
I wish
>>58826118
It's ok.
>>58826125
Well, you did it once.
I'm sure you can do it again.
>>58826523
Maybe, know anything about girl' preferences ?
>>58826638
In the end, girls want to be protected, in a way or another. Be it money, confidence, being a nice guy or whatever, they seek these kind of traits. Unlike man who are fine with looks alone.
In your case I'd only go if the girl is showing clear signs of being into you. Maybe you should give Tinder a try?
>>58827010
Thx for the tips
Meh, dating apps are mostly are only efficient at finding a sex partner
I'm more interested in someone to cuddle with and make feel human
>>58827113
You never know unless you try it, man.
Most of the pretty girls use Tinder just to inflate their ego anyway.
>>58827337
That's a no no then
>>58827391
Hahahaha, you reminded me of a funny story.
A friend of mine got a match on Tinder and she was kind of meh looking.
The conversation went like this:
>him: hi
>girl: hi
>him: I only want sex, ok with it?
>girl: yeaa...
I heard he took her to a love motel on his bike
HEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHU
I mean, wtf.
>>58827627
That was bold and straight forward of him
>>58813940
>Ghabra
were these arabs?
>>58827627
at least he got some
>>58827875
see what I'm talking?
try to be a little more confident, senpai
>>58828043
that's the spirit
>>58828027
Curse on Qatar
Victory to Islam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM
gimme game music guys
this has to be one of my favorite
>>58828431
Yo what you think of Nujabes ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4COiiDXkgBM
>>58828431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNzYIEY-CcM
>>58828874
Why do you keep posting bullemia girl?
>>58828766
never heard of him but this is nice..
have some transistor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8SfXhG2zxg
>>58828874
this is wonderful!
>>58828431
Just curious, I don't mean this in a negative way, but is Syria still livable? Are there safe places in Syria, or does the west exaggerate how bad it is?
>>58829283
Damascus city and the coastline are still habitable. the rest are hell, but inhabited anyway.
millions still live here man..
>>58829549
I know millions of people still live there, that's why I'm asking. What I sort of mean by livable is having food and not getting it by airstrikes and suicide bombings.
If you're trying to tough things out and not leave because of a war, I have an immense amount of respect for you.
>>58828931
Anzu a cute, pls stop
>>58828987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4esw5BEqfs
I love Tunisia
Best NA country ever
>>58829842
<3
>>58828431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3i21qPOoj8&index=9&
>>58824639
just get a job 2bh pham
>>58824716
I thought only white people could get bulimia
>>58824963
Why do you have slav cousins? Incest is for muslims, obviously they are going to reject you.
>>58829283
>Are there safe places in Syria
Damascus, the coast, Suweida and Rojava are all safe. Raqqa is safe too if you like being cucked by God
>>58830570
Isn't Rojava kurdish?
>>58830639
There's a mix of people there but that's where the YPG is based. It's still safe though.
>>58830570
>>58830711
>and Rojava
They occasionally get attacks by IS across the border from Turkey. And there is always fighting at the front lines with IS.
Rojava is fragile and always in danger.
>>58813341
>>diaspora in charge of the autism
n...no u
>>58830570
>Raqqa is safe too if you like being cucked by God
Don't make fun of my hometown
>>58801649
>long, dead grass
>old graveyard
>rundown shack
>midnight
>strong wind
>dead trees
how in allahs name is that supposed to be comfy?
>>58829549
Hello friend, where do you hail from?
>>58830904
>Don't make fun of my hometown
figured you're some kind of brown trash and not a real syrian
>>58827627
I've passed for situations like this, but the girl was the one saying "I want sex okay?".
>>58831088
>figured you're some kind of brown trash and not a real syrian
>parents from a place in Syria
>not a real Syrian
What do you mean by this anon? I assure you I'm rather light skinned and I have dazzling hazel green eyes.
>>58830843
>They occasionally get attacks by IS across the border from Turkey.
That's happened only or twice once and IS got rekt. There are suicide bombs occasionally but the same is true for Damascus. You're also free from the risk of being kidnapped and tortured by the Army. I'd rather live in Rojava than Damascus desu.
>And there is always fighting at the front lines with IS.
The frontlines have been pushed way back from any populated areas. Rojava's no more fragile than anywhere in Syria, and they have the backing of the USAF. The only place I wouldn't want to live is Afrin.
>>58830904
Sorry bro. It's not near any frontlines though so the only danger is getting caught by IS or hit by an airstrike.
hello
>>58831175
you're Bedouin not Syrian, just because Britain put your hometown with Syria doesn't make you a Syrian
also post proof
>>58831265
>That's happened only or twice once and IS got rekt.
The fighters knew they were going to die, so saying they got "rekt" doesn't mean anything. The goal was to inflict huge casualties. They went house to house killing entire families. They ended up killing around 200 people.
That could happen again at ANY time.
>>58831314
hi =]
>>58831165
were they cute, senpai?
>>58831352
شكله متدين ومشانه طيزك بوجعك
صح ولا لا؟
>>58831265
>Sorry bro
I accept your apology american bro. Mena in origin?
>>58831352
What constitutes a real Syrian if I may ask? Last time I checked "Syrian" does not denote a specific ethnicity, just a group of people belonging to the same arbitrary bounded land.
>>58831352
And nah I don't think I'm bedouin. I seem to be a mix of Turkish and Arab and probably some other groups if you trace back more.
>>58829759
>Anzu a cute, pls stop
That's why we need to raise awareness of her eating disorder and #SaveAnzu.
>>58813671
nah bro the explosion was in saidia, not near my home, on shia pilgrims, i don't go pilgriming around
>>58831414
لا طيزي بخير و بصحة ممتازة و خالي من اي الم
>>58831428
a leventine person , not a bedouin
>>58831502
I got a lot of Syrian refugee bros nowadays
most of them are chill af, some are a little over-the-top super religious and then a few are trashcans. but most are brotier
>>58831518
سلم على طيزك
>>58831605
شكراً يوصل
سلملي على كس الوالدة
>>58831518
>a leventine person , not a bedouin
Then I dunno, I might be one. I don't really care. I don't want to be one of those Arabs who always rants about not being a real Arab or Bedouin or whatever.
>>58831561
Glad you like them.
>>58831389
>were they cute, senpai?
Yes. Mate, I have so many histories. The funniest thing is that could've get laid much more than I did, I refused many girls, and now I'm a depressed retard that doesn't leave his room.
>>58831382
That attack relied on sleeper cells which aren't unlimited and passage through Turkey which is no longer possible. Not to mention the fact that IS is pressed on all fronts. I doubt they have the manpower to spare for many more attacks like that, and I doubt the YPG are going to let their guard down again. Again there have been attacks in Damascus that were more deadly.
>>58831428
>I accept your apology american bro. Mena in origin?
I'm actually Irish. I just have an autistic interest in MENA
>>58831814
>I'm actually Irish. I just have an autistic interest in MENA
You're in the right place then.
>>58831682
ههههه فكرت دخل عراقي تاني لانك ما اجبت بكس اختك
كيفك يا عرص
>>58831692
I've heard some shit but the ones I know are all educated so probably has something to do with that
>>58831933
زين
>>58831981
probably. I have heard that many of the "Syrian refugees" are not even Syrian. Some are African who are somehow able to pretend they are Syrian. Why isn't the EU able to tell the difference? I can understand mixing up a North African, an Afghan, and a Syrian, but a black?
>>58832030
طب شو اخبارك كان في انفجار عنك صح؟
>>58832078
بعيد عني
على اطراف بغداد بالسيدية على طريق الزيارة مال موسى الكاظم
>>58832074
pretty much
a lot of organized crime involved too
ive heard some stories and seen some things, dangerous people
>>58832074
Flag. I have never heard of this and I don't think it's possible
>>58832197
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/634073/Cologne-sex-attacks-migrants-Moroccan-North-African-Syrian-refugees-PEGIDA
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/migrants-are-disguising-themselves-as-syrians-to-gain-entry-to-europe/2015/09/22/827c6026-5bd8-11e5-8475-781cc9851652_story.html
>>58832196
Lets hope it doesn't get too bad.
>>58832197
Well yeah I'm sure a Swede would never confuse a black man for anything else.
>>58832194
>موسى الكاظم
امام شيعة هو؟
فكان عند حج الشيعة؟
تعبت من هدول المتطرفين
بس سعيد انك بخير
عنجد :D
guys. middle east is hot
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/03/climate-change-water-shortage-middle-east-asia-africa-world-bank
>>58831739
Sorry about that, senpai
>>58832464
Stay say habibi, if you ever come here you can stay in my home :)
>>58832380
اي
https://ar.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D9%85%D9%88%D8%B3%D9%89_%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%83%D8%A7%D8%B8%D9%85
>بس سعيد انك بخير
ش-شكراً
>>58832548
العفو حبي
يالله عندي دوام بكره
تصبح على خير وكس امك
>>58832325
Well their asylum outlook is probably not great. I mean to get into Europe you don't really have to have any kind of certain nationallity, but in order to get asylum you have to have some kind of documentation prooving that you are, say from Syria. If not they make an assement that is pratially ligustic (to see if the preson speak the laguage/dialect of where they say they are from) and based on the persons knowledge etc. of their supposed native area/country. Even if in Sweden, a black or north african guy seeking asylum saying that he or she is a syrian refugee is probably gonna get deported.
>>58832464
Did you see this?
http://phys.org/news/2016-05-climate-exodus-middle-east-north-africa.html#categ
>>58832544
don't let the niggers get you over there.
you can stay at my place if you wanna get here too senpai
>>58832609
و انت من اهل الخير و كس كل اناث عائلتك الكريمة
>>58832623
rarely do they get deported since they tear their passports before going to eu and there is no where to deport them, they stay at camps.
>>58832626
yeah that's what i'm referring to
are your Stillsuits ready my fremen?
>>58832658
حبيبي بارك الله في دين امك
ok 4real good night people :D:D
>>58832776
gn :P
>>58832652
>don't let the niggers get you over there
Haha not to worry, I carry job applications to ward them off.
>you can stay at my place if you wanna get here too senpai
Maybe one day famalam, now stay say so you can rebuild our nation one day ya hear me?
>>58832776
Don't let the bed bugs bite Turkbro
>>58832720
Well now germany has closed its bordes south and eastwards, denmark has to germany and sweden to denmark so you won't get in to any of those countries anymore. And also in the asylum proces, if a person has no passport they usually get a person from whatever country he says he's from who then asesses if the person is lying or not. If they think they are lying they deport the person to whatever country they think that he is from. This happens often
>>58833001
won't get in without a passport that is
come laugh at normies
https://youtu.be/qr4zzMrtH4U
>1:43
>>58833291
i..is he ok?
>>58831505
>>58824716
autism, end your life
>>58831518
stay safe Assman
>>58823243
what small details
post top or bottom half of face
>>58833462
dunno desu
>>58833291
>>58833886
can't even compete
Shit senpai I just got home and it's 1:30am. I need to make tomorrows lunch and shower so I won't get to bed until 2am and then I need to get up at 6 what is this life I live
>>58834747
i haven't done a single life improving action in over a year.
i envy you
>>58832532
Don't be, I will be back.
>>58834830
And I envy you
Well I don't but you know what I mean
How are you habibi>
>>58834830
HEY QUQ URAQQUQ UQUQ
TFWNOVISA UQUQ
>>58835455
DYBLYTTYN YQYX
>>58835728
Genrich pagoda you've transcended comprehensibility
Do you even know how to type normally now
(Uquq)
my internet provider went down for 2 hours I think
it felt horrible..
now im back and I will shitpost on /brit/
>>58841166
>/Brit/
Rajesh, I...
>>58841186
What is it, hklad?
>>58824639
just an ASEAN foreign student passing by. /r9k/ will just call me a failed/fallen normie so thanks, I needed to blog this out
>be me
>gendou wants me get in the fucking med school
>mediocre high school result, no preparations
>whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>gets in med school bareback, no lubes applied
>no one i know
>can't into socializing
>missed class several days
>goes to class once a week
>goes only to exam
>shit result
>cycle continues
>can't pass, repeat year
>goes kirino mode a.k.a didn't come home for a year
>2lazy2study
>pussies-out on every exam
ya I know, I'm a useless waste of oxygen. it's been 5 years, and I'm still shit at speaking with locals
>can't into arabic
>can't into studying
>can't DO IT FOR my biological parents
>can't be an hero
I believe in the existence of heaven and hell
But now my parents knows I've been hikikomori-ing
>mom told me to go back home
>mrbisonyes.gif
funnily enough, before my mom even mention about going home, I thought there's still a chance. had this internal crisis going like
>hamster 1: I've crashed this plane so hard, I'm done with life
>hamster 2: No,no,no. we can still salvage this wreckage. Just need more time and FUCKING STUDY
>hamster 3: yeah! we show those doubter who's the failure and who's the winner, who's their alpha and omega. Today we are cancelling the apocalypse!
>hamster all: YES!
>getting thing sorted, when mom called few days later
>"get some recognition letter for uni"
>"gendou said you could still get into a local med school"
>Med School 2: Electric Boogaloo
this might be my last shit post on MENA, but definitely not the first
>>58842868
Can't wait till this happens to me
>>58842959
But he suffered
>>58843069
I will too, it was ironic because I don't want it to happen to me :D
>>58843118
Be me
Lose visa
Still re apply visa
>>58843159
be me
about to lose visa in 3 months
>>58843238
I feel your feels
>>58843281
throw me some business ideas
>>58808782
Not too bad. I rarely ever get searched or profiled. The last time I went to Europe was via Amsterdam, stayed for a few days then went to Berlin. German police seemed confused I had a 5 year schengen visa.
>>58843302
Make custom cars can't find one in UAE
>>58843302
If you want to be in budget start this
Import from amazon. Com
Sell of souq.com for a bit higher
Since there is no tax in UAE
I have seen people doing this
>>58843349
>buy toyota corolla
>draw something on it
CAN'T FIND ANYTHING LIKE IT IN UAE
>sheikhs come and fight to buy it
genius/10
>>58843425
thank
Night /mena/
>>58843452
Never trust mallu partners never
I have had enough for trusting them
>>58843516
>mallu
was that
>>58843491
good night baby
>>58843572
>lives in UAE
>dosent know mallu
Mallu or some call them Malabari people from Kerala India
Those who speak Malayalam
>>58843603
I don't know any indians lol
but in arabic we call them malbar
Where are you from btw?
>>58843807
You know that
>>58843843
pakistan? I remember you saying you were a pajeet then linked steam and it was Mark something
>>58843967
Yes but I linked steam when my steam is not mark
>>58844009
IT DOESNT MATTER MARK OR MATT
now where are you from nigga
>>58808782
Hello, it's me beur.
I always get stopped and searched. The last time when I came back from /tr/ I was removed from the plane and investigated by armed kuffir officers. My name must be on a list tfw.
>>58844025
India ofc and that's my steam ;p
>>58844048
hi beur
arent you also a kafir?
hi /mena/
i came to bump your thread
why isn't this whole thread in arabic, btw?
>>58844951
some of us aren't comfortable with arabic or can't speak it at all
also there are a few regular foreign posters, it'd be lame to be the only ones who understand what we say.
I was given a rimjob last night by my fiance and it felt great, is anyone in this thread married yet?
I wonder how it feels to have several girls blowing your cock and balls at once desu
>>58824937
Kuwait is the nice bit
>>58842868
Shit mayyyen I saw myself in your post just a minute ago going to be posting from an Asean flag by next year
>mfw this could be me a year later
Concentrate on your studies and keep the distractions away. Don't be a doubter be the Certainer
Good luck bro
>>58845790
Don't you have a caliphate to run
>>58825904
>ywn piss your pants on the sight of females
>you will never be this r9k
Feels great to be semi normie
>tfw have the urge to release my seamen but my no-fap week is in effect
Wat do
>>58847323
ask your gf to give you a blowjob
>>58847457
Hahahahahhahha
2d can't give blowjobs anon
>>58847323
try to keep yourself occupied man
usually expending the day not at home works for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul0ChFY2N3I
Anyone got source on the intro-song?
