white man edition
feel a bit sorry for british people who hate London
me in the top right
willies
>>58813994
Papa Si's is a burger van that parks up outside the union and sells overpriced chips and shit to drunk students
no pizza though senpai
Wish Amazon would release the Echo over here, the cunts.
I bet they can't because of all the dirty regional accents we have.
But I want one and I have a home counties accent, dammit. It'll understand me fine.
Why do scousers have to ruin everything?
do you guys have pets /brit/
what are they like
love seeing girls complain about not having a bf
Eating a brick on Bagel Lane rn
>>58814032
hello my white friends
Famous historical benders edition
>>58814077
Why? Do you live there?
>>58814097
fuck off
Have to be careful now people know what city I'm from haha lads x
Bit worried you'll dox me and drive over my knackers with a fiat punto when I come out of work x
>>58814104
good lad
>>58814091
Is Pilkington Library named after Carl Pilkington?
>>58814097
well I do have a black friend.
He's a little snappy but I think I'm starting to discipline him.
drinking some coke zero zero
nth for GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Just found out Dominica is gay lads
bit heartbroken to be honest
need advice, want to move to Manchester within ~3 months
Any of you live there? Which parts to avoid? Where's decent? Best pubs/clubs?
>>58814149
Yes if that's what makes you people happy.
>>58814077
Same my muslim brother.
Asian UKIP candidate accused of racially abusing Muslim Tesco worker claims he swore at her for wearing tight clothes
that bruce kid that bruce posted in the previous thread looks like the roaches Wojak
>>58814168
the entire country?
>>58814149
no it is named after our first chancellor
>>58814171
/brit/
more like
/shit/
Want an overweight sassy gay black bff
>Words cannot describe my connection with the UK
>this is the average Yank bird
you lads should go out there, say you're from London and its like shooting fish in a barrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeR1YDmj3KU
>>58814247
You can say that about the country of Iceland.
>>58814122
leaving at the earliest opportunity desu
maisie
>>58814262
He's Samoan though
>>58814262
same
>tfw forgot this weeks jizya payments
This arrived today lads
Hope I haven't been memed
>>58814104
wtf me too
>>58814268
I reject your claim.
>>58813558
>>58813843
were you actually there at 1/2am yesterday?
i was too lmao
>>58814265
Why are Yank women so hungry for Anglo penis?
Oh wait it is because we are excellent and they are not.
>>58814295
I almost told you that I loved you
Thank god I didn't cuz it would have been a lie
I say the damndest things when you're on top of me
I almost told you that I loved you
>>58814320
I reject your rejection to my claim.
There's a literal paki in this thread right now lads
>>58814124
yes
because it's a bloody top city and too many mongs keep shitting on it on /int/ like >>58814174
>>58814323
nah I went up during the day I'm afraid mate not a leicester fan and I didn't want to be part of the /lifelong/ meme going up there for the pissup
>>58814326
yes I believe that's the reason
>>58814228
informative, thanks
>>58814288
amazing what money and fame can do huh
if she wasn't in GoT then he would literally spit at her in the streets
bollocks are leaking pus again
>>58814347
He's an Englishman how fucking dare you.
>>58814347
Wanna fuck?
>>58814347
It's a proxy
>>58814352
fair
went up last night for bant
went to the stadium and then to a club, which ended up having a bunch of the players in there too
>>58814171
>want to move to Manchester
>to
howling.
Very important thread lads
>>>/lgbt/6127777
Attempting to make muffins lads
Wish me luck
>>58814391
good lad
pizzaman really bricked it cutting my pizza
get it together abu hanjaar
>>58814106
Looks like a right poof.
>>58814407
If you fuck up packet mix, I don't know what to say lad
>>58814152
is he vaccinated?
be careful, they bite
>>58814405
you could easily pick up a fat insecure bear from the US, I bet
>>58814407
you're bonkers mate, an absolute nutcase if I ever saw one!
>London is going to have its first paki mayor
Ah yes, very impressive
>>58814407
Good luck
>>58814171
Avoid Moss Side like your life depends on it, because it does.
>>58814426
>"Hello my name is George Washington, I am so bent I love the French and am leading a terrorist army to destroy the British Empire."
This is an actual thing he said.
>radio 3 presenter is afraid of coughing so he's constantly making clucking noises
Just cough you cunt
>No, I don't want to enlist the help of a strapping young man to punish my naughty botty
>>58814451
He's a proud Englishman.
>>58814451
God I wish I was there. My area isn't progressive at all :(
>>58814444
Excellent digits me bredda.
ate some raviolis
Guys since today every time I try to do the captcha the images disappear when I click on them and it takes multiple refreshes until it'll work. What's up? It's pissing me off.
>>58814392
there aren't roving gangs of youths sporting machetes and excrement lining the streets, despite what ITV tells you, you abject fucking mong
>>58814505
JUST BEE YOURSELF
>>58814176
That's what she gets for dressing in a haram way.
>>58814515
The contrast is Godly
>>58814515
Why do Swedish men love black cock so much?
lol wtf
https://cambridge.craigslist.co.uk/cas/5546723828.html
>>58814288
>>58814370
who is he?
>>58814265
That's the plan.
enjoooooy yourself
it's later than you think
>>58814512
no, but i've visited manchester a few times and can tell you the following;
-horrendous accents
-economy is dire
-rasheed on every corner
-buildings wouldn't look out of place in papua new guinea
-nightlife is shite unless you're a 19 year old university student
so yeah
>>58814527
doesn't work
>>58814569
caspar lee
some youtube fuck
>>58814567
>British
>Scottish
>>58814584
Follow your fathers LEGACY (captcha)
plotting revenge against those that have wronged me
>>58814326
>>58814482
>radio 3
You won't get a shag listening to that lad. The lasses live Radio 1 and that negro spin off it has.
>>58814620
that's the spirit
>>58814567
>>58814265
>I really connected with England and Wales
>>58814476
What a complete shirt lifter.
>>58814582
Thanks for the opinion. Anywhere you'd recommend? I basically want to leave the south, and I fucking hate Bristol. Not sure where else is viable.
>>58814620
Could I have a peek, eh?
>>58814644
>Radio 1
>>58814631
On the one hand being put on a pedestal purely because of my culture is fucking brilliant.
On the other hand this shite does not represent the UK.
>>58814567
he's a big guy
>>58814670
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/leisure/11948329/The-best-and-worst-places-to-live-in-the-UK-ranked-by-quality-of-life.html
>>58814550
C in Manchester?
>>58814631
>pre-Irish Union Jack
ah yes very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0qD2K2RWkc
>Black, Irish or White edition
Howling
*hugs you*
>>58814631
FUCK
I would be a fucking normie cunt if I had kept living in the US.
>>58814679
No, but it represents an easy shag.
>>58814579
Enjooooy yourself
While you're still in the pink
>>58814732
I noticed that too. Proves it is basically a globally accepted fact.
>>58814631
>>58814749
thank you x
>>58814784
np x
drafting a report
>>58814766
Moved from Commiefornia as a kid guy?
Where can I REEEEEEEE really loudly without anyone hearing me?
>>58814670
Bristol is lovely why would you hate it
>>58814749
*smashes your fucking jaw*
heh. Nothing personal, kid.
*teleports away*
>>58814820
space
>>58814820
fallout shelter
>>58814768
They might call it a "British" accent but you'll also get sex for it.
>>58814820
sound proof room
>>58814815
Moved to Texas and
>>58814841
*grabs you by the throat*
REEEEEEEEEEEE
*teleports away*
>>58814732
>irish, or white edition
lmao
>>58814841
pssh
MUFFIN UPDATE
cups are filled, putting in the oven now
http://imgur.com/gallery/qfz1g
>my husband and son
>>58814821
Oh the city itself is lovely, yeah. The people need to be liquidated, though.
>>58814884
*unsheaths katana*
It's fucking on now chaps
*finds where you teleported to*
*hold katana out in front of me*
*teleports to you*
*katana ends up inside you*
*you instantly die*
DO YOU FUCKING GET THE MESSAGE MATE? FUCK OFF
>>58814820
sanitorium for the deaf
>>58814908
i like those memea
>lol I went to England and I LOVED IT xDD
fucking yanks
all they did was go to London for a week
>>58814732
>be me
>playing pokemans
>flatmate sees my 3ds
>o anon i no kno u play pokemon
>battle me bro
>fucking absolutely destroy her shitty non-ev trained team with 6 hacked shinies with 6ivs and illegal moves
>>58814979
So?
>>58814979
>I went to the tourist part of London now and am basically a Brit now.
Fucking Yanks I hate them.
>>58815008
alert the concierge
>>58814032
Daily reminder that for an Irn bru and a bag of crisps you could force your superiour English shaft up this flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis
who /doesn'tcareaboutleicester/ here
>>58815003
despite what Londoners will tell you, the UK isn't just the London Eye and Harry Potter world
>>58815008
Her ass looks like the head of a penis.
>>58815008
>"c-can you help me get ready for penis inspection day at school?"
>>58815051
What else is there?
>>58814880
And what damn it?!
>>58815042
don't even care about kickball
>>58814979
>omggg !!! dont go to london !!!! go to grimsby arcade !!!!! better than london !!!!!!!!!
protip, when the rest of the world things about England/UK, they think about London you fucking cretin
google 'british culture' and every single result is from/in London
>>58815008
smash her fucking back doors in
>>58815008
a) wonder who this woman is and how she got in the house and then b) knob her
There are cute girls here RIGHT NOW LADS
>>58815063
thats /effay/ as fuck
>>58815063
my bit looks alright, can't speak for elsewhere of course.
>>58814732
To think I used to be like this when I was younger.
Do lefties not use their brains?
Everyone turn on Pointless and wait for Sarrah to talk, you will laugh
>>58815108
sweden has houses like that. have you seen let the right one in? full of shitty modern architecture
>>58815090
I don't know why I put And 2bh
>>58815082
Manchester has a Ferris wheel.
>>58814949
Fucking laughed out loud.
>>58815129
These are the people who will vote Corbyn of course not.
London is great, there's hardly any white people there.
>>58815153
is it bigger than the London Eye?
>>58815152
So you are a different guy then? Why do we get so many ex yanks here? Do yuo still have an accent lad?
>>58815100
Ah yes, the so-called London-on-Sea
*steals your gf*
just a prank bro
>>58815108
It is, so stay where you are we don't want you here.
>not voting for corbyn
literal pleb
>>58815082
grimsby arcade
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jobcentre plus?
>Unironically stuck working in Bradford and can't get a job in London
should I kill myself?
>>58815213
voting labour on thursday
cant vote for corbyn though
>>58815153
this. it's fucking awesome
i've never been on it but i'm glad it's there
>>58815149
She sounds deaf.
Have you guys seen In Brudges? It's a good movie. I want Colin Ferrell to stick it right up my pooper.
>>58815236
you're posting council estates m8
>>58815082
nothing
no one (relevant) lives north or west of Oxford
>>58815236
so is sweden
sweden is richer than us. we just have high GDP because of our population size.
you have high salaries and benes
>There are people who unironically vote Labour here and that makes me furious.
>>58815218
Loving the grimsby meme desu
>>58815256
goat character
>>58815256
Seen it twice I think.
it's good
>>58815309
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>58815309
We are literally full and have enough pakis.
just started reading some stuff about depression and it made me cry thinking about 2015 when I was at my absolute lowest
You don't even quite realise the extent of it while you live it. But those were dark dark times lads ;_;
>typical european doesn't understand the concept of 'thrift'
enjoy your economic crisis
>>58815189
Fuck no. Our tourist stuff isn't really of the international variety.
The sites of most note are pretty niche, for example Manchester is home of the train, industrial revolution, computer etc, really only stuff an older man would be into.
So I wonder why there are so many yanks here. There was a yank family sat next to me in the pub a wee ago, with young kids. I just don't understand what they were doing here.
>>58815309
Whites only, Mohammed
Reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672/r
>go down south
>all the women are gagging for it because of my northern accent
>>58815373
looks like you've already got enough on you dozy bint
>>58815227
I see where they were coming from, but a teacher should have stepped in.
>>58815352
Were they loud and annoying?
Maybe they were there for the footy, that's why I would go
>>58815376
Me on the left
>>58815352
Maybe they got a job in Bongland and moved
>>58815394
t. paki child rapist
>>58815193
I'm not an ex-yank
I moved to Texas when I was young, and then moved back
never lost my accent and I doubt I ever would have lost it
>>58815256
The imdb page was full of shitter shattered yanks when I went on it it over the yank scene.
Good film.
>>58815403
Yank tourists are always loud and annoying.
You just talk really loud in general especially in places you shouldn't and that annoys everyone.
This desu
Bruges is shite.
>>58815373
Sun screen with creampie.
>northern accent
kek, protip
all of us laugh at your basic retarded inbred accent
>>58815373
Do you mind if I apply some around the minge area?
Ignore my hard cock, mum. I'm not in the mood to explain why ...
>>58815435
FOY
>>58815352
could be ex-pats
>>58815458
Maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges.
>>58815403
There were perfectly fine and eating a meal peacefully. I had no complaints about them, I was just confused as we aren't really a family holiday destination.
>>58815453
Shut up
>>58815454
And now we've got no empire
reminder that maddy went missing 9 years ago today
>>58815508
I like you m8, but you are loud.
>>58815454
t. Eternal
>>58815416
It is possible.
>>58815454
>"Keep England White" was a good slogan, he told the cabinet in January 1955.[10] Ian Gilmour records Churchill saying to him, in 1955, about immigration: "I think it is the most important subject facing this country, but I cannot get any of my ministers to take any notice".[11]
Fuck off you stupid fucking paki.
>>58815532
yes.. "went missing"
>>58815436
>shitter shattered
That scene was pretty accurate though. There's always 2 groups of fat, obnoxious American tourists for every 1 group of normal American tourists
>>58815490
brother is unironically a yank because he was born there so got citizenship automatically and I regularly remind him that he's a yank and tell him to fuck off to yankland
>>58815539
Bomber Harris is my idol.
>>58815435
You Washington.
>>58815453
>Yank tourists are always loud and annoying.
It's even the same here, I can't have dinner with my gf without overhearing some asshole's conversation with the bros
So fucking annoying and I apologize
>>58815506
Maybe it's exotic for them
Just tried Tinder again and fucking hell I hate it already
every girl is literally just the same no-personality instagram addict
blatantly just for hookups
>>58815562
Yank.
Is ADHD real? Why can't I concentrate on fucking anything.
>>58815596
>not using tinder for a hump and dump
Ishiggydiggy
>It's great being taken out for a meal by my son!
>>58815532
>he's from yorkshire
Sister is thinking of leaving school after her GCSEs and doing an apprenticeship in childcare or something stupid like that to work in a nursery
>>58815627
it's pretty much the only reason to use it
FILTHY ANGLO BLOOD
>>58815506
>peacefully
Were they dead?
>>58815149
Mate fuck off, I felt really bad for her.
>>58815648
good on her, at least she won't slag it up in uni
need an american apparel gf
>>58815648
is she dim?
>>58815627
stop posting here abdul heaven knows we've got enough of your kind gracing us with their presence as it is
>>58815596
>blatantly just for hookups
For shame
>>58815557
Brugge is a really nice place btw, would recommend going.
>>58815678
I will report this to the mayor of London.
>>58815627
Get into the stoning pit.
>>58815677
>she
must be
Ahh yes, can't wait for these upstanding citizens to enter our country
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=707_1462223007
>>58815562
Good man, you tell that yank spastic that he isn't welcome here.
>>58815352
Mate, could you reply to
>>58814171
ta
>>58815677
it's either 0 or 100% with her
she either acts pretty smart, or is a fucking idiot
>>58815633
Do you think they actually did it the madmen?
>the """"""""""regressive""""""""""" left
>>58815648
that's good. the main thing is that she knows what she wants to do and how to do it.
Once she gets settled, there's always degree courses that she might find suitable.
>>58815711
ah yes liveleak
very impressive
>>58815587
Nobody likes a self hater.
>>58814575
>Irish second
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>58815648
>>58815749
This desu, there are also fucking loads of jobs and apprenticeships in childcare.
I wish I'd realised what I wanted to do in life when I was younger, 23 now and it's fucking shit trying to get into what I want.
Interview on Thursday though for an apprenticeship.
