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crayon pop
maisie
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36002321
>Why aren't women footballers paid the same as men
good
>>57588250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJcjdPQdeDc&nohtml5=False
karen
Reminder
Racing slags
>>57588355
there it is
upfra sink or has malady shuffled yon affairs
isn't the burial ritual really weird?
B R E X I T
Kyary
>When two people make a new thread at the same time
Bet that other lad felt like such a twat as he saw he'd been pipped to the post
>>57588340
https://youtu.be/rY7TzTy4q18
>>57588384
me in the back with the glasses
>>57588362
>I used to really, really like Bill Hicks
>>57588416
yeah just a little lol
>>57588395
me ol' ma in the ground ;_;
>>57588389
not had diner yet give me till 10 at least or something
>>57588384
wew
>>57588225
not for me matey
>>57588431
fucks sake
Lads
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/122946
>>57588500
be quick about it
>>57588502
Why is there rubbish everywhere ffs
should I accept oxfords offer
>take a picture of my arse
>where is it
>>57588445
Me middle back
>>57588532
>let's have another election so the Tories can increase their majority
>>57588533
do you have youre drink
Sent from my iPost
>>57588550
>those feet
Horrible.
>>57588532
>the general public were purposely misguided before the 2015 election
first election, hun? :) x
Avant-garde kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xWiro_tS1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Q47O0_eE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7Umwfx60Q
>>57588608
oh dyou know i havent
damn blast cock and balls
>>57588533
*puts on big boy moderator uniform*
rate my dinner lads
chorizo and pearl barley risotto with a side salad of spring onions, cucumber, baby plum tomatoes and radishes with a lemon juice, mustard and olive oil vinaigrette
it was delish btw.
>>57588532
Ah, yes, let's overthrow a democratically elected Prime Minister because we don't like him
What are we, some fucking eastern europe shithole?
These cunts have just been waiting for an excuse and now they have it
>>57588345
>>57588361
excellent work on these posts lads
>>57588550
lovely hair
twitter has some good memes
>>57588637
shoot some cum in there next time
h i g h
t
e
s
t
>>57588532
hope it isn't illegal to use fake details on these
still don't know who it is
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529180/The-sensational-story-millions-reading-banned-bits-blacked-comply-British-court-ruling.html
>why are you so lonely anon?
>Prince Harry already balding
How fucking dare they?!
S-sorry...
>>57588266
looking fit u girl
>>57588678
BLACKED
wish my face was under that squat
@57588666
fat
>>57588637
Were you cooking for a bird, or? If you made that to eat alone I feel sorry for you.
>>57588678
>The law is an ass
FOY
>>57588668
yeah the petition police might catch you
>>57588597
doubt it desu
>>57588721
>eating nice food alone is bad
k
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>57588550
howling (with laughter)
why do girls pretend to like horse racing
>British women
women get crazy if they're over 30 with no kids
Business idea: take over the Chinese food industry by paying mexicans under the table to run my restaurant chain
>>57588738
>The Tories wouldn't increase their majority against the worst opposition leader in hosting
>>57588678
ITS FUCKING ELTON JOHN YOU STUPID CUNT I TOLD YOU IT WAS ROCKETMAN IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD ARE YOU FUCKING THICK
>>57588762
just an excuse to get pissed innit
dunno why they think they need an excuse to do that though
>>57588635
stop pretending you forgot you didnt get any because youre a lightweight and afraid of drink
since breaking that keyboard youve been absolutely scared witless by anything which includes alcohol
>>57588766
Grim
lying in bed on the laptop with a can of stella
>>57588597
That's what I was thinking desu
Tories would still win
>wot u fookin lookin at m8
>>57588713
wish my nuggets were under those heels
>>57588678
IT IS DEFINITELY NOT ELTON JOHN
Can people please stop linking to /cum/ and other threads as false nü threads please it tricks me every time OK thanks.
what are the odds of cameron resigning?
>>57588668
What would be the point? Tories would just get in again anyway. I have no fucking idea why so many people keep voting for them. Tactically voting to keep labour out isn't an excuse
>>57588846
That's why the do it you plum
c h e b s
Literally typing this in the Chinese lads.
>>57588875
My name is Amer Hussein and I live in Manchester
Come and fucking get me you cunts
>>57588841
Typical faggots. Why are they so promiscuous? Hope AIDS gets every last one of them.
if you could have any animal at all as a pet that was tame and loyal and toilet trained what would you have lads? think i'd have to go polar bear desu
Roast pork chow mein and sweet and sour chicken balls on the way lads.
>>57588881
>Those fucking teeth
Not surprised people mock us desu
>>57588881
Brows on her though
>>57588756
Going to all that effort for no one to appreciate it with, doing all the washing up alone afterwards. I'm glad you enjoyed it, it does sound nice, maybe I should cook for myself more often. But there is something really depressing about making a beautiful meal for yourself to eat alone, at least for me.
>>57588889
get us some spring rolls please lad
>>57588792
any more of that and youll be summarily ousted from the community
you need to remind me on thursday night to stock up, ive had all day alone to get drinch in and ive done fuckall
there is sider and wine in the kitchen but obviously i cant take it out as yet
happened upon something interesting in the pantry but due to mumys proximity i did not risk the clinking to identify it
will return when she next goes a'loo
>>57588917
>posts in /cum/
learn how to use a computer mate
>>57588927
snake to go with my new pupper
Like what's a crumpet anyway?
the gf
>>57588946
Lib Dem fags?
>>57588927
dolphin
reminder that poleaboo does not exist
>>57588871
that's a wew in my book
>>57588927
a fluffy catbro
>>57589017
impractical if you don't live by the sea lad
>>57589001
How fucking dare you
>>57588637
made a mediterranean style beef stew with some mini roasters
aren't we a top pair of lads
me in the blue
>>57589038
can walk for 10 minutes and be at the ocean
Just had this made FOR ME fresh by a genuine subway sandwich artist, and going to do some coursework
What are you all up to tonight lads?
haha
still me
>>57588952
i post a cookalong on /ck/ if i start to feel like that. it's nice to share it with someone desu
>>57589090
>Green peppers
fuck you
>>57588952
i enjoy cooking and i also enjoy being good at it. in order to keep being good i need to practice at it.
anyway, that dish was hardly strenuous to make. its just a one-pot spanish stew with a salad and simple dressing.
its also cheaper and healthier than whatever alternative you must be eating
nothing depressing about engaging in hobbies lad. dont be so self-conscious
>>57589056
ye
>>57589091
saw you post this on /pol/ the other day
>>57588853
>Tactically voting to keep labour out isn't an excuse
I knew a lot of people who said they were gonna vote UKIP but voted Tory cos they didn't want labour to win
reminder that Poleaboo is dead and we killed him
Why aren't there any British restaurants?
wouldn't mind slipping a hand up that lace dress
>>57589090
Too much green shite
Cuckumbers get fucked
just did a sneeze that was more of a snare hit
a whispered sneeze if you will
instead of the convential hatchu
more of a hyut-TSHHHHH
>>57589090
>paid shills in /brit/
>>57589082
is it cold sea or warm sea?
>>57588976
ah the long-winded chain of excuses; i know it well
you may aswell start sync now im going to make diner and will join presently
>he doesn't get meatball marinara at subway
>>57589182
baby's first subway
>>57589091
dont recall giving you permission to save that mate
>>57589091
Hahahaha fucking great
Cheers lad
would love to get lost in those knees
>>57589129
wer did u get this picture of my spouse
>>57589182
>on jalapeno bread with jalapenos in the sandwich
>>57589152
>>57589096
why do girls have such terrible skin
business plan: crowdsource a trillion dollars, buy Lichtenstein, and then turn it into a tax haven
>>57589091
FUCK OFF
>>57589129
willy feeling strange
>>57589207
too much test for me desu
>>57589182
There isn't any salad which goes with that lad
Got some meatballs separately
>>57589178
cold
we have porpoises so i suppose that would be better, they're almost as clever
As you, my fans, know I’m scheduled to play in Greensboro, North Carolina this Sunday. As we also know, North Carolina has just passed HB2, which the media are referring to as the “bathroom” law. HB2 — known officially as the Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act — dictates which bathrooms transgender people are permitted to use. Just as important, the law also attacks the rights of LGBT citizens to sue when their human rights are violated in the workplace. No other group of North Carolinians faces such a burden. To my mind, it’s an attempt by people who cannot stand the progress our country has made in recognizing the human rights of all of our citizens to overturn that progress. Right now, there are many groups, businesses, and individuals in North Carolina working to oppose and overcome these negative developments. Taking all of this into account, I feel that this is a time for me and the band to show solidarity for those freedom fighters. As a result, and with deepest apologies to our dedicated fans in Greensboro, we have canceled our show scheduled for Sunday, April 10th. Some things are more important than a rock show and this fight against prejudice and bigotry — which is happening as I write — is one of them. It is the strongest means I have for raising my voice in opposition to those who continue to push us backwards instead of forwards.
>>57588952
>go to morrisons after work every friday and buy ingredients with a bottle of wine
>its all for me
bet those cashiers think I'm some sort of picasso haha
which one of you is that in the background
>>57589129
want hyosung to milk me desu
omg
foot long bmt on herbs and cheese, swiss cheese, toasted, lettuce, spinach, salt and pepper
lime & pepper crisps with cola on t'side please
>>57589222
Jalapeno bread? What the fuck is that?
>>57589096
Was gonna say it's a nice arse but that fucking skin is terrible
>>57589269
that's your dad
>>57589246
not seeing the advantage of having a pet that's a 10 minute drive away in a sea that's too cold to go in lad, you've not thought this through.
>Annie Mac's Friday Night
Ah yes, getting turnt as we speak
>>57589224
These bitches have probably fake tanned the night before
>>57589296
bread with jalapeno in it you dense shite
need to be a mechanical horse
The beat in Skepta's thats not me is banging lads. Owt similar u might recc me?
>>57589303
fuck off
it's not that cold, just a bit colder than yours really since the gulf stream goes by us
i'm on the water almost every day of the summer and many days in the shoulder seasons, so...
>>57589293
footlong bmt on hearty italian
yes i would like it cheese and toasted
sweetcorn, red onions, lettuce, green peppers, and jalepenos
southwest and a bit of mayo boss
>>57589296
>Jalapeño Cheese bread
my bad
>so i told...
>>57589363
Shut the fuck up
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>>57589303
>>57589364
also i said 10 minute walk you melt
>>57589269
Paddy from Emmerdale has let himself go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=50A9wjJ40Dk&nohtml5
Just bought this fantastic AE86 (hachiroku) lads
Red Stripe lads
How do we fix the monetary system?
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/120967
just signed this lads
>>57589375
they don't do that at subways here
subway is shite and expensive
you get a better roll at any service station deli
>>57589363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKutTL_KLig
maybe i don't need to be a mechanical horse
missus is snoring
might go sleep on the sofa with the dog
>>57589411
Print more money haha
>>57589422
Sucks for you desu
>>57589375
>>57589377
>>57589383
>>57589386
>>57589400
>>57589401
>>57589406
>>57589407
>>57589408
>>57589411
>>57589415
>>57589422
>>57589423
>>57589432
>>57589433
>>57589440
>>57589446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03QSlEGLec
>>57589276
t. anteater
>>57589364
any animal in the world and you've chosen one you can't actually go near. if you lived somewhere hot i'd get it but you don't. you've really fucked up here lad. cringing desu
still haven't packed
>>57589411
go back to the tulip standard
>>57589411
abolish money
>>57589455
all me
>>57589440
>might go sleep on the sofa with the dog
Thought you said she was snoring!
>>57589455
kek'd
>>57589455
literally all me
>>57589461
if you were following the conversation you would notice that i changed my answer to porpoise sweetie x
>>57589455
Me at the top
>>57589466
when you leaving
>>57589455
conjoin with us
which one lads?
>>57589408
>Red Stripe
>>57589466
where are you going x
>>57589363
Skepta is a pioneer in avante garde neo-grime
of course nobody else sounds like him
>Searching for jobs
>See salesperson job at DFS
>£30k a year
How in the fuck? It's just fucking sofas
>>57589492
FUCK OFF THOSE POSTS ARE ALL ME
>>57589440
wouldn't that involve waking her up? haha
>>57589455
HI WOWEE
>>57589525
That sale is getting them rich.
>>57589513
Left is very nice
>>57589510
sometime in the morning
>>57589520
the beautiful city of nottingham
>>57589134
>its also cheaper and healthier than whatever alternative you must be eating
I do cook. Me and the gf generally take it in turns, although she's been cooking more than me recently because I've been doing killer shifts. A few nights ago I made scrumpy poached gammon with potatoes parmentier, peti poi and mint puree and salad. It was pretty good.
prime british tail on show
can feel a poo brewing
>>57589568
dont be like herts
be ready
you can sleep after
>>57589515
>bakery
NOTTS
O
T
T
S
>>57589492
it's still too cold to have a swim with your porpoise friend who lives 10 minutes away from you lad. this is exactly why canadians can't be trusted tbph
>>57589581
What event is this and what is going on?
>>57589606
i'll get my mummy to do it
>>57589609
mentioned
>>57589581
solid 8.5 average ngl
PLUNDER MEMES
>>>/sp/66674087
PILLAGE THE MEMERS
>>>/sp/66674087
CRUSH THE OPPOSITION
>>>/sp/66674087
DIVIDE AND CONQUER
>>>/sp/66674087
BASK IN GLORY, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SHITPOST TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT!
>>57589634
i should have expected such wanton arrogance
*having a snout out the back door*
>OI YOUD BETTA NOT BE SMOKING
*panic and lob the cig over the garden fence*
Missus is trying to get me to quit
>>57589589
oh wow its been 15 minutes since already?
>>57589626
it's not too cold to swim in the summer plus i own a wetsuit
*growls at you*
Reading Logic and Conversation lads. Are all brits this autistic?
BADWAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57589653
hidden
>>57589632
oh dare oh dare
>>57589654
i could probably do it now i think i only need to shove some clothes in a suitcase
can't remember what else i bought home with me
>>57589631
horse running on grass
Ah yes very impressive
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvB0w4-SqUM
>>57589525
probably all commission based innit
>>57589626
>>57589670
why are you picking on me anyways
another cunt chose polar bear
>>57589631
steel ball run
>>57589631
the equivalent of the kentucky derby, I think...
very upset it didnt assplode
>>57589670
>going the whole winter without hanging out with your porpoise
you're fucking terrible at this lad
>>57589674
why dont you use a bit of that logic there and realize youre not wanted in this convo
>>57589589
haha just had a well stinky poo lad, toilet will be out of action for a couple days
guy in my flat swore at me in mexican
had a kebab tonight
was good
how do you guys take your kebabs
fucking hell
>>57589653
FOADYS
>>57589695
>wearing shoes indoors
>>57589723
very impressive
>>57589733
knife to the throat
>>57589723
ah yes, very impressive
>>57589741
post more of these
>>57589733
NO TOMATO
NO CHILLI SAUCE, JUST GARLIC
very nice
>>57589721
Ohhhhh ok, that makes sense
Do they drink mint juleps or have a signature cocktail there too?
>>57589725
fuck off randy im not smart at book and school things even though i got my grade 10
>>57589695
that fish looks the same length as your leg lmao
>>57589733
i dont eat halal food, rasheed.
stop giving money to pakis
>>57589715
>polar bear
nothing wrong with a polar bear pet lad. it's tame and loyal and toilet trained
>>57589787
beauts
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
More like Great Shitstain amirite?
God fuck the Queen.
>>57589695
Mate I've seen some ropey chippies in my time but that looks atrocious
>>57589733
out back to get shot
Who /Lookalikes/ here?
wew
>>57588362
>heroin is illegal because it'll open ur eyes to stuff lol
t. big man bill
>>57589812
FUCK YOU POLACK BRITAIN SACRIFICED THEIR EMPIRE FOR YOU DIRTY WORM
>>57589789
probably, I honestly don't know much about it
>>57589828
nice
>>57589787
any women in that picture?
>>57589824
>chippies
its chippers you fucking moron
Going to the races is what poor people to to LARP as the upper class.
Why else do you see such disgusting people there
Guess where it went lads?
In my belly haha
>>57589827
look like lampard meself
>you will never tie her shoes on
having a cheeky chilli con carne lads
>>57589872
Shut the fuck up. Now.
I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything.
is 40/1 good odds?
Having nachos and a beer watching Lookalikes.
preddy comfy, lads.
>>57589901
eat that remaining salad NOW
>>57589789
>signature cocktail
nah not really
it's literally just the chav version of the Ascot Ladies' Day, which is the real posh one with actual attractive women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5QxGkbQWmM
Guess half of /brit/ should hand in their mancard
the latest blind guardian album is really bad
debate me
>>57589828
Love these dresses
Nice usb cable storage
>>57589937
on what
>>57589851
Britain sacrificed dignity when Brits decided to unironically bow to some old cunt in 2016 lol.
skellingtor
>>57589872
It's chippy round these here parts mister
>>57589901
didn't give me a chance to guess you fucking prick
might bake a greek honey and pistachio cake tomorrow lads. thoughts?
>>57589889
>Going to the races is what poor people to to LARP as the upper class.
Fresh off the boat Abdul?
>>57589937
No lad.
where is norfuk
>>57589936
We would have left you, but your arse had all the C4
>>57589966
a horse
>>57589937
it's the national mate
you're better off picking a horse out a hat, good luck guessing anything
best way to launder money?
jesus christ
>>57590000
which horse
>>57590003
In a Beko.
>>57589944
>Ascot Ladies' Day, which is the real posh one with actual attractive women
Follow up question was going to be why are they all fat and ugly
>>57589805
don't understand how a porpoise is climate-inappropriate but a polar bear is fine
I used to post insulting memes about England, until I realised the sick degenerate cucks probably get off on being insulted - they get sexual kicks from a self-loathing exacerbated by being treated like shit.
>>57590000
what's the horse going to do?
>>57589947
based milo
still quite thirsty ngl
>>57590003
dishwasher
>>57590003
2 hour cycle at 30 degrees
>>57590003
daz
>>57590003
ask David Cameron lol
Ate like a King today. Only delaying the inevitable diet though.
Gonna demolish some chicken wings after a few more cans of cider.
Regards.
There's a vas deferens between men and women.
>People paying attention to Snowden's Tweets about the tax avoidance
The Russians are going to deport Snowden the moment he stops being useful to them, in this case, Tweeting about how the West is to blame for tax avoidance and the Russian oligarchs would never do anything like that
>>57590038
polar bear doesn't have to be in water the whole time does it lad. its a bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dzTq6bTC5o
>>57590012
http://www.skysports.com/racing/form-profiles/horse/803141/onenightinvienna
>>57589828
>braces
would love to get tossed off with her wearing those gloves
>>57590000
a horse
my kingdom for a horse
>>57590083
are you the cider sangria lad?
>>57590003
porn studio
>>57590083
Butler
>>57590000
checked
>>57590003
40 degree spin cycle
How come it always takes an hour for your takeaway to come no matter how far away you are from the shop?
And how come it's ready to pickup in 20 minutes but delivery takes an hour when I live half a mile down the road? Half a mile doesn't take 40 minutes to drive.
>>57590091
should stop fermenting somali cum swedecunt
>>57590116
>no direct contact
yawn
>kiss my soles anon!
>>57590034
>Follow up question was going to be why are they all fat and ugly
The press only really focuses on a particular sort of lass at Aintree cos they like to mock the working class northerner.
>>57590003
hotpoint
these ugly slag pictures are really making me not want a qt british gf anymore
>>57589091
you got me
>>57590157
they have to deliver to other people too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJGPoGZ9E-k
>>57590157
The delivery guy doesn't just deliver your order
>>57590074
Funny how this cunt was quick to condemn Jimmy Carr.
ahhh yes, very inspirational
>>57590177
Where's Ascott held?
quite frequently answer the phone to some qt girl voices at work
>>57590235
is ascot
>>57590003
hello MI6
>>57590083
Pls be friend
>>57590235
Ascot
>>57590235
ascot
Got Pozzed by Howard Webb
>>57590235
A S C O T
S
C
O
T
>>57590183
reality is harsh isn't it
this lad must spend months doing one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2fSXp6N-vs
>>57590235
Ascot
>>57590235
Ascot
>>57590269
>>57590277
>>57590285
Thanks lads
>>57589869
looks like ellin in this one
why did that guy say since its the national, i'm better off picking from a hat
>>57590235
Ascot
>tfw 'British Genetics' are unironically a thing and we have shit tier women on the global scale
The only people who "like" our women are those who have a slag fetish. British women are all Maisie tier and probably 1 in 1000 are passable.
>>57590274
We already are
>>57590235
Ascot
Ah yes let's all stop posting
>>57590003
open a college or a charity
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