A_woman_in_a_pale_lilac_suit_and_daring_white_lace_top_with_a_ke-m Edition
crayon pop?
>>57588279
Would fuck.
Me in the middle
maisie.
Post slags
>>57588279
>>57588379
this is my fetish
Lads, please post your face when you realize you will never reach orgasm inside of Rita Ora.
>>57588554
>>57588554
honestly had to google her to see what she looked like
Where is the Cara poster?
>>57588536
Would love to have an account for that british porn site with all the slags, get so hard on the previews
>>57589722
Killergram or Fake Taxi?
>>57589909
killergram, the angles in faketaxi (and fake agent uk) are shit. not sure why people pay to see the porn when 90% of the film is just of the guys back.
incredibly lonely
Someone give me an opening tinder line to try lads
daily reminder emma watson and cara are french
lol
>>57588405
me nads itch lads
Kyary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICPm2F9IkDU
Refute this
Protip: You can't
>>57590147
wew
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2101713069
>>57590410
are you an archaeologist?
Have you accepted that you are going to be single your whole life, grow old and die alone?
What is the feeling?
>>57590430
poor show lad was expecting the spiderman one
>>57590415
Not sure what you're implying here m8; Cara is an absolute dog while Emma is a pure maiden. They should not be lumped together.
>>57590469
eyes straining from reading this lad, please bold the font hun x
>>57590430
please kill yourself
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>57590469
didn't read LOL
>>57590374
Which is nonsense.
Look at this fantastic property in a thriving manufacturering town
>>57590469
just refuted it lad
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>57590496
take that up with caralad
>>57590469
*refutes it*
>mfw the director thinks he's pulling a fast one and padding the video when that's what I'm there for
>don't even masturbate to porn, just the interviews before
Literally nothing less arousing than the actual sex.
>>57590469
horrendous design, looks like an autistic neet did it
got the incense burning
emma watson is poo
>>57590484
inevitability
>>57590469
tried reading it again and its worse than i remembered it from like 2 minutes ago
going to put in my earphones and go walk around and contemplate life
>Alright love, you see that camera there? It's been filming you sucking my knob the whole time
getting EXTREMELY vexed at windows 10 popups
>>57590589
VERY good lad
>>57590589
leave your sister alone
Doing a Bertrand Russell lads
got the children burning
doing a cough
why the fuck would emma watson, a "feminist" who wants "gender equality," name her campaign "he for she?"
it's fucking baffling
>>57590627
Female Fake Taxi with Ava Austen is quite good lads
>>57590430
This would have never been allowed under Churchill
>to hire a skilled australian/canadian/new zealander now british employers must pay an extra ten thousand pound levy and also prove to the government there are no eu citizens (not just brits but eastern europeans and shit too) qualified for that job
Explain yourself britcucks
Do you not want skilled ethnically english/scottish workers whose first language is english in your workforce?
>>57590706
because us men are the key to feminism
>>57590671
good lad
>>57590710
Is she the blonde one that does most of them?
Plebs is a good idea for a TV show, just exceedingly poorly executed.
>>57590706
gender equality is about bowing down to women lad
>>57590524
>not london
lmao kid
>>57590751
>mfw plebs.jpeg
if sara is so anxious and depressed how can she work a customer facing role in a supermarket?
>>57590768
that's clearly worked out well for her and her dead career
>>57590721
Total bullshit in my opinion lad, the commonwealthers are like brothers to me
>>57590434
Good point. Can't expect people from backwards cultures to suddenly forget everything they've grown up with and embrace western values because they move here. I know I wouldn't start stoning women to death or marry a 15 year old if I suddenly moved to Pakistan. Rarely are people emigrating because of their feminist opinions.
this is funny as f
odds i drink
>>57590779
isn't she a cleaner there
need a new desk lads and saw this on ebay, what do you reckon?
if gary speed is so anxious and depressed how can he work as the manager of an international football team?
>>57590779
probably stocks shelves with the literal downies lmao
>>57590721
Mate don't, our immigration system is absolutely fucked - that's why I voted UKIP and why I'll be voting out
We owe something to the countries that fought for us during the war
:(
>>57590721
EQUALITY FOR COMMONWEALTH
SMASH THE EUROPEAN UNIONARCHY
doing a calf stretch
>>57590797
DEJI !!!!!!!!!!!1 xdDD
>>57590797
fucking brilliant
>>57590784
she's clearly fucked up in the head if you notice her hypocrisy
>>57590794
trust the scotcuck to be a mudslime sympathiser. neck yourself.
are these okay to wear if i'm just going to tesco?
will be wearing with jeans and a sweatshirt they're the only pair of trainers i have because the toe fell apart on my other ones
>>57590814
your laptop will slide right off that lad look at it
>>57590815
never got my skipping rope back from that prick
>>57590797
haha been watching for 2 mins now. When does somebody walk round the corner?
>>57590847
all me
>>57590779
I used to be a social recluse but I worked on checkouts for 2 years at Tesco and came out of my shell. Because I was forced to talk to people all the time I stopped caring and became a lot more confident
Now I'm a turbo normie :^)
>>57590815
have i read this before somewhere?
feels i like i have
google showed nuttin'
>>57590867
Yeah, those are cool
Make sure you show the checkout girl how clean you keep them too
>>57590867
Sure if you're 12
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cpsX4KAibgM
>>57590797
>now we wait for the dad...
Business idea: kill all white people including yourself that way there'll be no racism
>>57590867
do you have learning difficulties lad?
>>57590847
75% certain I have pulled the girl on the far left.
>>57590901
would love if we all rioted and kicked the pakis out once and for all
>>57590936
good lad
>>57590867
>>57590814
the draws are on sideways lad
>>57590943
im hoping for a military coup
>>57590743
Dunno, she's the one with real tits and a few tats
>>57590908
On 1 condition
I get to be first in line!!
>>57590936
>>57590864
Wouldn't expect the result of several generations of inbreeding to actually understand what I posted.
>>57590931
do you remember her name?
Gay hour has arrived lads, post rock hard choppers firmly ensconced in boys' cloppers
>>57590815
he died from having a chokey wank
are beavers an invasive species in your country?
holy shit just realised this guy in this episode of frasier is brent spiner
>>57590867
Yeah they're fine
I wear a pair similar to pic everywhere with jeans to the club or pub or shop or whatever
Don't care what people think, they're comfy
you are all so pathetically obsessed with women. it's actually hilarious, i'm laughing my arse off here, go on post another slag you worthless little sheep minions.
>>57591025
we're home base tbqh
>>57591025
wouldnt mind invading some beavers rn lads, am i right?
>>57590943
Ironically, the guy in the red jacket wouldn't look out of place at an art school these days.
>>57591026
and uh, it's time to roll a spliff, as I was going to originally post before I noticed that
Good morning lads
very IMPREEEEEESSSIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEE
>>57590983
Lois or Louise
Just had a look at the EPL table wow wtf how can Leighchester b winning?
I imagine one day in a post apocalyptic world I'm scavenging and I find some Scrubs DVDs. I of course have a DVD player and electricity because I am a master of the wasteland, and I marathon it and it gives me a sentimental feeling relating back to my adolescence when I first watched it and getting all those memories back. Then soft music will play as I have an inner monologue for a little while right before I kill myself.
>>57591039
what engineering subject do you study lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82En_A0hijA
watching this
>>57591084
ohayo lad
>>57591025
That's a big beaver
is it bad that I cant get hard anymore without touching it
>>57591043
me on the left
a fucking LEAF
>>57591040
woman
>>57591043
wow that's real strength <3
>>57591084
dat u herts
Who we got tomorrow lads? Anthony Joshua or Charles Martin
Any bent lads want to join gay /int/ skype chat :
https://join.skype.com/ez8msRxQZOVQ
>>57591103
>Not /int/ and /brit/
>>57591084
up very early
>>57591084
>>57591084
>>57591158
classic
>>57591147
BIG
BLACK
JOSHUA
7th round tko
>>57591039
but you can get non-sperg shoes that are also comfy
>>57591158
very impressive
>>57591150
>not EU and Brexit
>>57591148
>>>/eire/
>>57591091
horribly blatant bait, try harder
I'm going to start being nicer to people and stop pushing everyone away.
Getting lonely, do you know the feeling?
Anyone seen the Kev flick yet?
>>57591237
fuck off
I've been told I have some pretty good dance moves lads
I'm gonna bust them out at the concert tomorrow night
Make the honeys swoon
>>57591140
Yeah, in bed and not going to bother to move until I shower
>>57591151
6:30 isnt that bad
>>57591218
this
>>57591206
I heard that Sophie is mad into drugs
Thinking ov naming my first lad Aloysious, his friends will have the choice of affectionately baptising him as Al or alouie.
PUSSY
aint nothing BUT MEAT ON A BONE
u
can
indeed
...
.,..
..
fuck it
or
....
..
suck it
....
..
LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!
>>57591273
What's the plan for today lads
>>57591273
join t'sync
>>57591273
what's japan like?
>>57591285
would like to see a picture of sophie off her face
like that maisie pic haha you know the one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UD04yHDrvRc
Based SpaceX
>Thinking ov naming my first lad Aloysious, his friends will have the choice of affectionately baptising him as Al or alouie.
>>57591273
you sleeping in a capsule hotel on your trip?
>>57591285
mate fingered her outside a warehouse in belfast with the white liquor under his nails
>>57591283
/brit/ meetup when lads
Might change my name to Your Name just for the banter
>>57591285
>>57591330
from her facebook
the non-france flag one isn't public
>>57591334
they actually landed it the absolute madmen
>tfw i'll be dead or dying by the time we colonize mars
literally born at the worst time
>>57591373
Glastonbury?
>>57591373
why on earth would I want to meet any of the cunts on here
got the bookmark manager open again
>>57591283
Pretty sure that pic killed /eire/. There's never any /eire/ threads anymore
>>57591373
>mfw you tricked some /brit/ nonce into spending New Year's by himself in Manchester City Centre
edinburgh meet up when
>>57591404
it's near impossible to get tickets nowdays, they're sold out in seconds
>>57591411
this one's better
>>57591408
I don't want any negative nancys there like you anyway
lads im standing by the wheelie bins at grimsby arcade come find me
lands end meet up when
>>57591455
What if we just met outside and had a few beers by the gate?
>>57591457
disgusting.
>>57591385
nice
>>57591413
that was literally poleaboo and he knew no one would show
is the liz kendall poster still about
>>57591413
it was ribena
Principality of Sealand meetup when
>>57591483
only if you piss in my mouth
post jenna coleman gifs
brecon beacons camp meet when
Anyone know a decent calf stretching exercise lads? I've done the standard foot against the wall thing but the tension isnt releasing.
just teleported to byrants bottom any man in?
>>57591283
>just over a year ago
Jesus how did I miss this. I wouldn't have went but the banter at the time must have been cracking.
Are there more pictures?
>>57591503
but 2 other people did show
you were all just too beta to introduce yourself
Anyone here got a degree?
>>57591506
jesus fuck she has the face of a 75 year old
>>57591390
>>57591390
implying it will take that long
john o'groats meet up when
>>57591515
yeah, alright
>>57591528
im up for this lad
>>57591503
>>57591507
Ah well, at least I won't feel guilty about it later in life then.
Everyone is well aware that a /brit/ meetup is off the cards until poleaboo is behind bars. It would be genuinely unsafe otherwise.
>>57591552
yeah got a degree in php development
alright lads come to Shakespeare's head tomorrow night at 8pm
see you there
bantchester meetup when?
>>57591552
machine operating
Bristol meet up when
I got stung right under the ear by a wasp when I was aged about 8
one or two years later a fully grown labrador ran into me at full speed and took me out, that hurt quite a lot
I think those are the only painful experiences I've had with animals
just teleported my katana to you back end
(haven't even unsheathed it)
>>57591307
Aquarium or a few shrines then dotonbori in the evening
>>57591311
Nah CBA soz
>>57591329
Full of Japanese people
>>57591340
Yeah in Kyoto, in about a week
>>57591554
It will. There's simply not enough money. And the risk rate is too high at present.
want a praire dog
>>57591594
>>57591564
tell me about yourself and why you won't stab me in my sleep
>>57591569
would pay to see him get jumped at one
>>57591554
it probably will 2bhfam. NASAs long-term goal after the Apollo missions was to put people on Mars before 2050. i really don't think we'll get there before then
Received job offers from two employers in the UK lads, one in Wakefield and one in Durham. Which place is better?
new glasgow, nova scotia meetup when?
>>57591552
Graduating in September with a BA in English
Osaka castle meet up when?
>>57591652
Durham
poleacunt is getting his head caved in if I see him near footlocker on market st. in manchester
>>57591652
Durham
>>57591634
>tfw on the last day of school nobody signed your shirt because you had BO
>>57591637
Unnecessarily cruel 2bh; the guy is mentally ill.
>>57591652
Durham
>>57591675
by arse alone
2 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 5
(can't see 1)
>>57591675
Studying abroad there next year lad
laying in bed
*scratches genitals*
Poleaboo what did your mom and sister say about you going out on NYE? Especially when you went home so early?
Can someone explain to me how weebs are any better than bronies?
>>57591750
brownis are gay men who like hors
>Be british man
>get cucked
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/1-in-50-british-men-are-unknowingly-raising-a-child-which-isnt-theirs-research-suggests-a6971901.html
I have a small pine tree in a plantpot, think I'm going to plant it somewhere lol
>>57591652
Durham
>>57591720
U C L A
UCLA fight fight fight!
>>57591767
Bit like your dad then
>>57591592
tomorrow outside nandos mid day
>>57591705
he also lacks any insight, consistently blames everyone else apart from him and refuses to seek help. the bitter cunt deserve everything he gets.
>>57591750
One fantises about animals, the other about humans
>>57591720
looks fucking nice lad
>>57588279
>>57588279
#why is sh wearing men glasses? is she lesbians? or such whore that she just fucked someone and forgot to take the glasses off? why is she holding beer and vine in her hands?
>>57591768
forwarding this to my wife's son
