Candid edition
love the smell of sweat on girls
zara
So, when are you cunts leaving the EU ?
Can't wait.
>butt & feet
karen
Official 4chan Hateb Owl SWEET SIXTEEN.
The end result saw a late swing to Australia to beat America, who had been leading by a commanding 10% at one point, by exactly one vote and a huge surge of fedora tipping to put Christians into the next round after atheists were winning throughout. All numbers are a rounded percentage, there were no ties.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/13o9_t_fEISXAAzIQS9l3QSAUei17e6EbjV0rIBhxyQk/viewform#responses
Poor girl, the rain wets her, what a horrible weather :(
Jenna Coleman pls.
about to smoke a spliff
you'll NEVER fuck up this badly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-WzCQiVmMc
UCLA American friend
Tell me more about if I should join a frat when there, how to best smash poocy, if I should stay in dorms
Just general advice which my Uni won't tell me
Kyary
>you will never rub your bare eyeball against her bare unwiped asshole after she shits and forcibly contract pink guy
LIVERPOOL
Poleaboo quite liked American Crime Story
Very much sided with OJ even if he was guilty, sympathised with how his life was ruined and people turned on him, making it their purpose in life to destroy him
karen
>>57592525
me too
world war one actually happened
>>57592522
what is happening to that lower back?
>>57592572
that would be horrible
>to return to Manchester
>Caffe Nero will no longer give its staff a free lunch when they are on shift, as part of a "pay review" introduced in response to the new National Living Wage.
>>57592574
>we used to rule the world
>>57592553
>unironically wanting to join the shittiest university in the US
cupstring posting x
How do I get myself a Liver bird lads?
Getting monged on white lightening and ace lager
>>57592591
when men were men
>>57592604
I warned you about the living wage bro! I told you dawg!
>>57592591
any good books about it?
me in the car
>>57592580
Best show on TV at the moment desu.
>>57592591
[citation needed]
>>57592655
anything written by a jew
live my day as if it was the last lads
>>57592581
>people turned on him, making it their purpose in life to destroy him
don't flatter yourself
How to move to Texas?
>>57592663
me as the water
feeling=hurt
>>57592553
UCLA is famous for their Greek life but my Uni didn't have it so idk if it's worth it or not other than you're basically paying for friends and paying for parties and paying to be a douche
Sports are huge there, they hold the most collegiate championships out of any school in the States so go to as many games of any sports as you can
Dorms might be nice for a bit to get uses to campus but the rules are fucking lame so i would suggest off campus but that's your call
Is this the worst thread on 4chan?
>tfw used to watch Only Fools with my dad
>>57592711
be mecican
>>57592673
Yes, easily the best show since True Detective S1
Funny how they changed how Marcia was raped in Israel to Italy in the final episode
>>57592655
I'm listening to the Hardcore History podcast by Dan Carlin about it, it's really good.
>mfw verdun
>all those young lads dying
Cameron must go!
>>57592702
>1886
>>57592766
and be replaced by George Osborne?
>>57592574
MENTIONED
>>57592553
Why would you not join a frat that's what American unis are famous for
>>57592710
Polish girl tried getting him fired from both his jobs
Uni is being cruel to him for seemingly no reason
>>57592766
he's a fucking arsehole
give his wages to soldiers and his fucking tax evading money
>>57592700
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4HCZe-tew
>>57592780
KAREN
True story
>>57592583
DUDE LONGBOTTOM LMAO
morning lads
>>57592731
yeah, fuck off
>>57592591
>chemical weapons: the pointless war
ah yes very impressive
>Brits OUT!
>Blacks and pakis IN!
Can someone explain Irish nationalist logic to me?
>>57592820
fucking hate that feminist pro-niggers 14 year old bitch
>>57592839
delete
>>57592829
Oh my days
>>57592829
>if you leave the EU, the UK will be blockaded as to make an example of them
>>57592829
>Supporting the NUS
Ah yes, very impressive
NUS is such a shitty organisation
>Hey let's condemn UKIP, boycott Israel but ISIS? It'd be islamaphobic to condemn them!
>>57592724
Alright thanks
My only fear of getting dorms would be to be grouped with a load of international students rather than Americans. Didn't travel across the world to live with Ahmed, Pierre and Lu Xiang
REKD
>>57592885
you can leave that to us la
CONTINENTAL SYSTEM
>>57592829
You faggots never study abroad anyway. I've only met two brits at my school and they were Australian.
Feeling quite absurdist at the moment. We seek an inherent meaning to our lives but the universe meets us with only a deafening science. Which leaves us with only one recourse, and that is to embrace the absurd and live in spite of it.
>>57592875
maisie
>>57592802
Apart from the fact you sexually harassed two students?
>>57592889
True, then go off campus or see if you can put up in a regular dorm
>>57592755
dan carlins hardcore historys are the best
>Feeling quite absurdist at the moment. We seek an inherent meaning to our lives but the universe meets us with only a deafening science. Which leaves us with only one recourse, and that is to embrace the absurd and live in spite of it.
>>57592942
thank you
>>57592931
>I've only met two brits at my school and they were Australian.
>>57592906
Out bantered
>go see some annoying bitch to tell her i'm ready to taper off my meds
>tells me i'm worse than ever and won't manage without them
ahhh yes, very encouraging
listening to Chet Baker
>>57592479
feels like a lot of countries want us to leave so they have an excuse to follow. it's a lot of pressure tbqh. i think we will vote to stay by a narrow margin, then everyone on 4chan will call us cucks, which to be fair, more than half the populace probably is. still not as cucked as the rest of the eu tho
>>57592934
Pineal gland status: showing signs of life
>>57592931
Most of us study abroad in Europe
The Erasmus scheme basically means that the taxpayer pays for us to study at any European Uni for basically free
Britannia rules the gays haha
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
>>57592955
Not true
>>57592600
*makes you a pizza*
>>57593096
go make us a cup of tea then mate
really really nasty sharp chest pains when I breath in deep, been going on for nearly two hours now. really hope i'm not dying.
>>57592600
holy shit
>>57593090
As a taxpayer, fuck off and pay for your own holiday please.
ffs
http://www.vice.com/read/dear-straight-guys-its-time-to-start-putting-things-in-your-butt
>>57593096
well we were in charge of you for a pretty long time so technically true i guess
bet ive got a bigger knob than you tbqh
>>57592600
its actually insane that we just allow them to wander back willy nilly. In sweden they even gave some ISIS members counselling for ptsd
>>57593147
why? you'd get to escape everything
>>57593120
You wore her dress, wanked into her shoes and filmed her having a shit mate
That's sexual harassment. Funnily enough that's why you're going to court soon
which pornstars really hate cum
>>57592426
jesus, that should not be attractive and yet it is. i want.
I really don't want to watch blacked but their production values are streets ahead of any others. The Elsa Jean ones phwoooaar
>>57592015
The entirety of Glasgow is served by First buses. In fact you know you're in a REALLY shite area in Glasgow if the buses aren't First.
>>57593174
Kek I am the one going to UCLA so I have to pay a shitload
If you don't want to pay for erasmus holidays, vote leave like I am
>>57593147
>really hope i'm not dying.
Might as well desu
UKIP will never win
>you will never experience this feeling
Seriously, like really, why even live?
>>57593181
My gf stocks her finger up my arse and it's incredible desu, don't knock it til you've tried it
>>57593059
what meds
>>57593181
>http://www.vice.com
>>57593259
bender
A Serious Man is on BBC2.
TFW no hot Jewess gf. Most left Europe after the unpleasantness and now Muslims are driving the rest out.
>>57592015
There's a mix of first and stagecoach in mine, either one comes every 5 mins
>>57593215
your mum
>>57593255
what feeling?
>>57593181
As if Gavin McInnes founded that shite
>>57593255
>you will never get to suck on ivankas big chebs
why live
>>57593147
air trapped in the top of your lung pressing on your heart
should go away by itself soon
t. happened to me once a while ago and googled it
>>57593286
great film 2bh
kill yourselves habitants of britbongstan
>>57593205
uh, no
Not been charged for any of that stuff, just the 4chan posts
There isn't an real evidence for what you're saying other than my posts
>>57593286
>you will never sniff Ivanka's butthole
>>57593286
A Serious Man is the only movie I have stopped watching because it was literally too jewish.
>>57593259
my ex did this too and i didn't even have to ask her. why does it feel so good
>>57593261
clozypenis
>>57593193
can't shitpost when you're dead
>>57593246
can't vote for ukip when you're dead
>>57593255
>You'll never bang Ivanka Trump
Feels bad man
doing an invade germany tbqh
>>57593215
Abigaile Johnson
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4dwgnc/snowden_its_up_to_the_british_people_not_us_in/d1uxzka
which of you was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwAg0912hA
>you will never experience this feeling
Seriously, like really, why even live?
im going to die as a lonely virgin that achieved nothing
>>57593255
BEAUTIFUL
JEWISH
BABY
>>57593181
>As for gay stuff, there is nothing about taking it up the butt that makes you gay.
>>57593320
I've got the web page from when you posted the nudes cached Tbh
Kill yourself Amer
>>57593364
>not playing as axis powers
kys
>>57593334
All the girls are fit desu
The wife, the neighbour, the big nose daughter. Think I have a big nose fetish desu.
>>57593364
Might play some age of empires now lad
Anyone got AOE3 who wants to 1v1 me online?
>I'm autistic enough to be good at Hearts of Iron 3
>>57593377
me, sorry
>>57593404
hello shekelstein
Just seen 10 Cloverfield Lane lads.
Top film, very much enjoyed it.
Cost me 26 quid though the robbing bastards
>>57593373
saw her do a spanish bukkake and she seemed alright
>>57593419
>not playing at least one game as every major
kys
My erections aren't really that strong lads. My willy is perfectly average but my erections are quite lackluster.
I worry that if I ever get with a girl I won't be properly, raging hard and it will be a bit shit. When it's the real deal does your dick always go full mast, super-hard?
>I'm autistic enough to know what Heart of Iron 3 is
>>57593449
what
isn't the cinema like £6
can't be dead when you're alive
>>57593462
>masturbate with a vice grip
>cannot cum during sex
>don't have sex frequently enough to justify stopping masturbating
Feels bad man
>>57593462
personally yes desu
>>57593480
>Those brows
SLAYER
>>57593418
Girl won't admit it's here
Not any real evidence for the crossdressing/entering her room
All my life people have memed about my receding hairline. Didn't bother me because I just assumed my naturally high hairline merely gave that impression. After getting my hair cut to a short length I can now see that it is on the march backwards. Got those rounded blank spaces either side whereas before they weren't there.
Does this mean that I won't get a bald spot at the back because my genetics are making it recede rather than develop a patch? Because those things are hideous.
listening to calyx & teebee
went to Asda, bought a chocolate cereal and Doritos, notice a litre of Lucozade for £1, might get some of that over the weekend. I try to eat healthy but when my roommates are around I get snacks that I can eat in my room without the need of the kitchen to prepare them. The Doritos were not even very satisfying.
got an mouth ulcer
>>57593496
Because I work for a living and I'm not crippled or 75 it cost 9 quid for my ticket, my girlfriend's ticket was 7 and somehow a large popcorn and coke costs a tenner.
>>57593462
worrying about this too I cant get hard without touching it anymore
>>57593505
Are you Polish?
>>57593553
Nonce
>>57593553
please get out you absolute prick
>>57593546
have a drink of hot salt and lemon water
>>57593502
I'm a semi normie and I have this problem.
Dutch police woman shagging a Syrian in her uniform
>>57593553
fucking this. going to the cinema is fucking expensive.
hell, even the ticket costs a fortune
ARGHHHH SOMEBODY SUCK THIS WILLY QUICK BEFORE IT EXPLODE!!!!1!!1!11
>>57593610
>semi
>>57593522
Apart from your 4chan posts, which as you pointed out is what you're going to court for
>>57593586
Are you sure? I feel like you are
>>57593638
Those posts are a crime on their own
>>57593619
>Dutch police woman being raped by a Syrian in her uniform
Lefties will literally defend anything
>>57593619
wrong on all counts
>>57593553
>buying food in the cinema
You deserved to get scammed you stupid cunt
>>57593619
She looks Asian
Reminder that Kaitlin Louise Lackenby ruined Adam Johnson's life
>>57593666
i'm a relatively well-adjusted human being who empathises with your victims
>>57593668
shes clearly not being raped
>>57593545
More feet desu
>>57593546
iktf
>>57593619
kinda hot ngl.
it's the uniform i think
>tfw small dick
literally why even live lads
gonna be alone forever
>>57593625
Was unreal mate.
To be fair, I really enjoyed the film and teh drink was huge but fucking hell I was a bit stung.
>>57593619
his dick must be strong to get through his jeans and he uniform
>>57593619
>>57593668
Prove that this is the case
He doesn't look Syrian
Nor are either of their trousers down. Unless he has a diamond cut knob that can pierce 4 layers of fabric she isn't being raped
>>57593619
He doesn't look Syrian tbf
>>57593707
paki out
>he doesn't do the classic "stuff snacks under shirt and sneak 'em in" trick when going to the cinema
bizarro rasheed
>>57593681
To be fair I NEVER buy food in the cinema but I got my quarterly bonus and couldn't be arsed driving toa shop on the way.
>>57593668
They were stolen uniforms, that girl isn't a police officer but part of the gang that stole them
anyone got a link to the /brit/ map?
>>57593686
Clearly gagging for it
>>57593697
Really, because having her bent over while he forcibly holds her down by her neck, her decidedly negative expression denoting she isn't enjoying it, and the fact that immigrants are known to rape in gangs and that there's at least one other person there taking the picture, would suggest she is in the process of being gang raped by syrians
>>57593747
just stopping by to say hi to ur mum
>>57593686
Is that her is it?
More pics?
Thought she was supposed to be bang average
>>57593719
how small
>There are people in this thread right now too poor to spend an extra quid on some popcorn and a drink
lmao
>>57593760
Absolutely mad that some cinemas care
there's a sainsburys near my local cinema and I just walk in with a carrier bag
>>57593791
rorke
Why are Elton John and David Furnish trending on Twitter?
>>57593719
how small lad?
>>57593804
less then 4"
very small desu
>>57593791
Mate, /pol/ and /r9k/ have rotted your brain
You think if she was being raped she'd have an expression of indifference on her face? She'd be fucking distraught you spanner
>sigh raped again eh
>>57593834
They definitely did NOT have a threesome
>>57593850
>sigh raped again eh
Welcome to life in merkel's europe
>>57593823
>an extra quid (per piece of popcorn)
>>57593847
Erect?
>>57593760
if you're carrying a backpack to the cinema, will it be checked? people do that here and nobody checks their bags
>>57593850
>>sigh raped again eh
kek
>>57593823
>begging to give your money to ripoff cinema owners
'sheed
>rorkes turn into the biggest white knights ever as soon as the man is brown
>>57593901
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
>>57593901
hate girls who take photos like this
>>57593900
i'd hardly be upset about that if it was flaccid
>>57593935
what?
>>57593903
probably not but I'm not a fucking spacker that takes a bag with me whenver I go out
Remember going to the Roxy to watch a picture for tuppence. You'd even get a choc ice with the change.
>>57593959
Oh lad :(
>>57593973
Some retard who's desperate for his Syrian cuck rape fantasy to be true
>>57593986
>tfw wear a backpack everytime I leave the house
am I a spacker?
Where can I get a boyfriend like this?
>>57593847
a-are you sure? I used to think mine was 4 inches until I measured it properly
>>57593901
>you will never pose for selfies with this girl and have her tell you she loves you for months before cheating on you
Why even live
the gf is pretending she doesn't exist again
stupid CUNT
tramen break
>>57593692
>empathises with your victims
normie scum
>>57594026
literally woman tier m8
sort it out
Ahh yes, no reddit flag normies polluting this thread
>no brave russian gf to protect me from fascism
>tfw i can torment ribena as much as i please because we're separated by a literal ocean
underbutts, cameltoe or cleavage?
>wake up
>read the guardian comment is free
>cry about Britain's impending doom
>go back to sleep
my pirate alter is breaking through lads
>JFs are getting rowdy again
gf just sent me this
Rorke's being melodramatic again
>>57593998
>>57594053
nah pretty sure
just gonna resign myself to never having a gf
kinda sad for a 20 year old to be so hopeless
>>57594125
Your Polish brothers and sisters will not escape my wrath
>>57594114
HATE them
>>57594033
respond
'sheeds are doing the rapey thing again
>>57594187
Too bad "BANG HER SISTER" doesn't fit on 10 knuckles
*does drugs*
*shags a thirteen prostitutes and 42 club slags at the same time*
*has no problems in social situations*
>>57594215
literally not polish you delusional fuck
do you call poleaboo ribena or poleaboo?
losing my patience with this bellend of a housemate who lost his keys months ago, and hasn't replaced them
what kind of retard thinks it's acceptable to get back to the house at 1am and start banging on the door expecting people to get out of bed and let him in, never apologises either
