Big Dave edition
Need access to a girl's fanny lads
alri dave
davey cameron is a pie
maisie
karen
*slams pint down*
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE BLOODY TORIES
GIB FALKLANDS BACK, JACKS SPARROWS!
There she was just a walkin down the street
Singing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do"
he looks so fucking smug there
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm leftists??????????????
don't reply to him
BIG dave
>>57595267
is that the bender flag
Still going through that 1500 image gallery of the Russian Empire
what a comfy fucking country
*summons satan*
>>57595267
that's a big beer for you
>>57595106
I just say "oy vey stop with the anti semitism goy"
>the woman at starbucks knows your name and order by memory
>>57595157
>thinking use of "weapon" as an insult is worthy of note
why don't move back to surrey, dave?
*appears in a puff of smoke*
Evening lads
>take hot cup out of dishwasher
>pour cold water into it
>cup fucking splits in half
british "water"
>>57595267
bender flag
>>57595267
>more horizontal stripes
ah yes very original
>>57595201
>Masking tape is Sellotapeā¢
Genuinely hate normies
>vitamin tablets
>>57595321
>appears in a puff
you a bender or what
>>57595280
>>57595307
If you reply to one of my posts ever again with a mean and hurtful comment I WILL call big dave to beat you the fuck up.
Besides, the flag is beautiful.
>>57595281
Link, sounds interesting desu
>>57595322
>not using a BRITA filter for crisp refreshing water
Degenerate
>Still going through that 1500 image gallery of the Russian Empire
>what a comfy fucking country
>>57595267
>You will never, EVER be this much of a bender
>>57595355
soz lad. will delete my post now
>>57595355
yes of course
>>57595361
*drink filtered water*
*piss into filter*
*unlimited free water*
One weird trick lads
wheres caralad today
starting to get worried
Pineal gland literally throbbing with knowledge as I sniff ket and listen to Carl Sagan explain space and time
just
>>57595345
>>57595363
Are you the same person who does all of these?
>>57595410
he died in a grease fire
lads? could I get some slags to cheer me up?
cheers
>Pineal gland literally throbbing with knowledge as I sniff ket and listen to Carl Sagan explain space and time
Good this the Nazis lost otherwise Europe would be full of white people
>>57595361
I have a BRITA filter
It makes the water taste odd, but tea tastes nicer in it
>>57595358
http://imgur.com/gallery/1UTCf
Scroll to the bottom and select Load All 1500, then scroll to the bottom again (or the middle)
The start is just Uzbeki crap, some photos are a bit plain
>>57595440
Habsburg jaw
4chan is my safespace these days
Am I getting out of touch with reality
>>57595423
>Falling into the k hole
Your body might climb out but your soul is lost for good, mate.
>>57595395
Your flag is 3 fucking Paki scimitars, and you are calling me a bender?
i am a hasidic jew
>>57595517
seaxes
subscribing to abrahamic religions is the ultimate third eye destruction
austria bro you in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA4HN-VYgKA
dutttttttty reese on this one
>>57595517
>you are calling me a bender?
yes
>>57595511
That is the price we pay for smarts...
Firmly entrenched on the gf's sofa. Had a bottle of wine and belly pork, life is good. Harry got a bow tie too, he looks very smart.
>>57595529
Being a Catholic is easy tho. If God is real you get a pass for heaven.
If he isn't youre dead anyway so it doesn't matter
>Good this the Nazis lost otherwise Europe would be full of white people
>>57595410
rip big man
>mfw for russian graduation they wear a maid outfit
>>57595549
bit late isn't it
>It's a "parents try to get me to admit that I'm gay" episode
Lads is it racist to say certain races/ethnicity clearly have higher IQ than others
ie, Europeans, Japanese, etc
>>57595538
scottish "people" aren't funny
>>57595604
that photo is in japan, dumbfuck
He posted cp webms again
>>57595604
mugi wore it best
>>57595602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8TuSVmOrw
>>57595618
depends on who you are saying it to
Found it boys haha
>>57595665
fuck me
>>57595640
The Pole?
why do people bid for items 8 days out? why willingly drive the price up needlessly?
>>57595618
Yes because it inevitably ends up with pointing out that blacks are useless.
>>57595620
When you have to crutch on your accent you aren't funny
i.e. every Irish YouTuber ever
>>57595655
seen pennywise live
quite the euphoric experience
>>57595665
>1% charge
madman
>tfw gotta work tomorrow and Sunday
Fucking 7 day work week lads, the money's good but fuck me.
>>57595696
The swede i think, it's the same that was posting in /brit/ im sure of it
brains leaking out of me nose and cant find my fuking tissues
Hello ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's game of stealth fatty
Place your bets lads, fat or not? Body pic coming up soon
>>57595696
A german posted somw CP a few minutes ago
I posted "MODS" and they actually removed the thread the absolute madmen
you're like a freshly picked pineapple
having a werthers
>>57595726
deffo lad
i hate being a junior doctor sometimes
Hello lads :^)
can I join the commonwealth now?
>>57595739
I remember the days when the chon had a lot more pedos on it.
Grim stuff
>>57595618
depends what you mean by that, it's a pretty ambiguous statement. if I say scots are short the implication seems to be that there are no tall scots which is incorrect despite scots being far runtier than the english on average.
If you are making a statement purely about average or the number/proportion of people with high IQ then it is merely a statement of published statistics.
wish I could live during then
Harry got a bow tie
>>57595739
Where?
(not a paedo just wondering)
Lads, I'm really liking the Ahmadiyya Muslim community.
http://www.loveforallhatredfornone.org/
Pic related was killed by a Sunni Muslim, possibly for posting a message on Facebook saying, 'Good Friday and a very happy Easter, especially to my beloved Christian nation.'
In his honor I think we should all become Ahmadiyya Muslims
.
What do you say, lads?
>tfw your country doesn't have reddit flags
excellent
>>57595769
original post
>>57595615
>It's a "mate's roommates think I'm gay" episode
please say my name
>>57595824
>What do you say, lads?
rasheed
>>57595824
taqiyya
>>57595853
my name
>>57595853
bane?
>>57595853
dj khaled
>>57595853
jacob
>>57595179
DAVE IS A MEANIE.
>>57595824
Ahmadiyya are a completely different sect
>>57595853
Jamaica
>>57595853
stacey
>>57595824
fuck off paki
worst thread for a long time
thats not my name you rotters
>>57595925
all me
>>57595853
RASHEED RORKE
>>57595853
Josie of Wing, Buckinghamshire
>>57595884
jamaican me crazy
>>57595824
These guys wear turbans
How can I differentiate the bro tier Sikhs from Muslims now? Fucking joke
>>57595179
I hope he resigns and gets replaced by Are Nige
>>57595922
>tfw you decide to check out /brit/ after a few months absence and this shit is what it's degraded into
myy funny valentine...
>>57595822
On /int/ thread was delet fast
>>57595783
Same
>>57595958
>Turbans
Are you blind?
>>57595824
You do realise any Muslims who preach tolerance and understanding are just lying and trying to protect themselves until they can subvert the state further
Islams doctrine is ingrained with the idea of conquest. Doesn't matter what sect they are
>he isn't related to someone mentioned in the panama papers
plebs out
>>57595824
>honor
Fuck off Barack HUSSEIN Obama
>>57595824
>Ahmadiyaa
>Muslims
Friday night /brit/? Not a fan
>>57596032
heh heh, you ain't seen nothing yet
*waits for saturday night /brit/*
>>57595987
On the website posted not on the pic
What the fuck are they called then?
>>57596032
its saturday morning
>>57595997
>plebs
what is this, Ancient Rome?
the next post by pakistan will determine whether i filter the flag or not
tfw no bitches
posting a rare marmot
>it's a mad literal paki posting every 60 seconds episode
le no thanks face
night lads
>>57595997
all me (mentioned in the panama papers)
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ons7HRCdBBM
Why can't I fucking get mcnuggets in the morning
>>57596071
*cups your deebz*
I think it's time to consider winding /brit/ down now
let's be honest: it's been over for ages and we're just dragging it out unnecessarily
http://strawpoll.me/7318976
http://strawpoll.me/7318976
http://strawpoll.me/7318976
>>57596069
90% its a proxy
>>57595883
Yeah, I know, and Sunni Muslims hate them more than anything.
Sunni Muslims are handing out leaflets calling for the muder of Ahmadi Muslims.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/hate-leaflets-calling-killing-ahmadi-muslims-distributed-across-london-1553591
It is clear to me Ahmadi Muslims are good people because Sunni Muslims hate them so much.
Lets all convert, if the Ahmadi community grows in Britain, the majority Sunni Muslims will get extremely butthurt.
>>57596031
See what I mean phams, the Paki constitution explicitly states that Ahmadi Muslims are not real Muslims. Ahmadiyaa Muslims must be doing something right.
>>57596058
Its a kufi hat, have you never seen a turban?
You fuckers made me change my flag. r8
*shits myself*
>>57596120
(agree)
>>57596142
typical
>>57596136
Actually, Mr. Meme master, hardly any Islamic country finds ahmadiyyas as Muslim.
Go check it out :^)
>>57596140
>Harlem
do the brits on /int/ find it as cringey as I do when Americans use British slang like "lad" and "cheeky" in their posts? fucking hate that shit so much.
Poleaboo wants to share a decent video
http://www.freepornx.org/gal/1253733/your-sissy-coming-out/
>How can we fight the islamisation of britain?
>why, by converting to islam of course
>i-it's a based sect
I'm completely of my head we all took;
52mg zopocline, 700mg lyrica, 20mg diagram, and an ounce of pineapple express but there's none left
I kept drifting away and could see people in my room talking to me and I was talking back and now family thinks I am a nutcase she don't mind though told me to lie down and have eat because I could barely stand
F
duck that just dropped two red Mastercard, 400mg going to be more ducked I'm just lying on the bed relaxing
Keep hearing voices must be the drugs.
T. Belfast
>>57596140
>Nieuw-Haarlem
>>57596173
how is your english so fucking good
unironically bought some mineral water today lads
summoning the dark lord
>>57596177
we do
bloody yanks
could the paki please vacate the premises, i don't give vermin (You)s, head here instead: >>57549315
>>57596215
alri lads
I don't want to be alone in my bedroom
>>57596177
yup, but yanks are the cringiest twats on this planet
even the way you say tomato is completely spastic
>>57596137
I know that's a hat, go on the fucking website like I said. Can you fucking read?
1:26:00
1:26:00
1:26:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTPd3eOPPNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTPd3eOPPNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTPd3eOPPNQ
>>57596063
>>57596173
>Actually, Mr. Meme master, hardly any Islamic country finds ahmadiyyas as Muslim.
Thanks for proving my point. Like I said, they must be doing something right to be hated by the worst people on Earth.
>>57596174
>>57596202
Haarlem>Harlem (the one in New-Amsterdam)
>>57596136
>Ahmadiyaa Muslims
>implying there's a difference
fuck off you paki cunt
>>57596215
What's the story
>>57596225
t. me for the last 12 years ahahaha
>>57596185
this'll help ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWs7mjUnWHQ
>>57595707
>English youtubers don't do the same
>>57596205
It very poo. Are you happy now?
>>57596230
Yeah, sorry lad.
>>57596240
I can tell you right now why they aren't classified as Muslim by any Islamic country.
are you a queer?
>>57596185
>>57596236
i dont get it
>>57596302
Yes, I am very happy, homosexual.
>unironically bought some mineral water today lads
>>57596216
>>57596229
glad it's not just me. please start calling these fags out when you see it. it's fucking embarrassing.
i've lost my marbles
>>57596270
Nova? When we going to an illegal d@b warehouse?
Good cahoot added to my special playlist
>>57596328
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*filters pakistan*
and nothing of value was lost
>>57596366
would like to do a trip to uk soon and will deffo add belfast to my list
after byrants bottom and grimsby arcade ofc
>>57596293
>I can tell you right now why they aren't classified as Muslim by any Islamic country.
It's because they have a peaceful view of the world.
That is obviously incompatible with most interpretations of Islam.
>>57596334
are you nervous about your arranged marriage?
waiting for a star to fall
carry your heart into my arms
that's where you belong
in my arms baby yeah
>>57596322
I'm Christian masonic, do you walk east to west or east to west
pakis > brits. you know it's true.
>Twenty five pakis have been charged with child sex offences against two girls in Calderdale following a major police operation.
http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/crime/child-sexual-abuse-ring-in-halifax-25-men-charged-police-reaction-1-7096362#ixzz42ztRnuvm
The list now comprises of;
Rotherham
Oxford
Keighley
Rochdale
Bristol
Telford
Birmingham
Wycombe
Harrow
Bury
Stevenage
Burton
Chesham
Leeds
Blackburn
Blackpool
Preston
Nelson
London
Barking
Derby
Peterborough
Bradford
Bristol
Coventry
Bolton
Middlesbrough
Aylsebury
Banbury
Keighley
Thanks Pakistan!
>>57596344
>yank attempts to fedorapost
>tfw comfy serious discussion in /brit/ at 4am yesterday
can only have serious discussion when no brits are present
>>57596395
lots of DNB events in birmingham all the time desu senpai
subtle reminder that grime literally derives from drum and bass
>>57596400
Yeah, no, it's because they don't believe in Muhammad as the last prophet.
The End
>>57596437
BASED AMERICAN BRO
>>57596409
I hope your sister as good looking as I was promised, anon.
>>57596445
You're welcome.
>>57596363
Same mate think people are plotting against me a uda man put a gun to his head saying I'm marked for death. So I just carry a gerber knife, sleep with
shoes lol
>>57596471
>it's because they don't believe in Muhammad as the last prophet.
Like I said, they have a peaceful view of the world.
>Paki literally posting in the thread
>not out
>>57596467
i don't really get the connection tbqh
just got back from the pub lads
bit wavey
went through a weird stage in life but i'm just about fitting back into ''normie'' life again
Hey, I'm back now, how are you?
That's great, cool. Goodnight.
>>57596471
they're upset about all the pakibros in the UK giving their BPC to all the British slags. can't really blame them honestly.
Imagine if Doughnuts, Pizzas and other fatty foods were healthy lads
hilo latino edition when?
Going to my local Ahmadiyya mosque tomorrow, lads.
I hope to see you there.
>>57596597
el britANO
>>57595179
BUSES!
>>57596605
Screenshot
hi is kankre ded
>>57596462
can I recommend /cum/
>>57596626
Put your arse on my face, I love the way your pussy tastes
>>57596549
because i bet you haven't heard enough grime, or the right tunes to even know what it actually is
grime was only 'created' in 2002/3 but it is essentially a mixture of garage/jungle/dnb
heres a few instrumental choons with no MCs on that might help you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU2dLHrpOlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWB2YdAKFho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj-72ZNLMwo
From the Telegraphs liveblog, there's no separate article yet:
Conservative MPs have threatened to "grind Government to a halt" as a backlash began over David Cameron's plans to use Ā£9million of taxpayers' money to send a pro-EU leaflet to every home in the UK.
Eurosceptic MPs warned the Prime Minister that they will block Government legislation in Parliament, creating an unprecedented split in the Party.
They also said the decision to send out the leaflet has made it ācertainā that MPs will attempt to force a leadership challenge after the June 23 referendum, even if Mr Cameronās Remain campaign wins the vote.
āāāāāāāā
Eurosceptic Cabinet ministers on Thursday revealed they had been left in the dark over the Prime Ministerās plan to issue the leaflet and the Telegraph has learned that it was signed off during a secret sub-committee made up only of pro-EU ministers.
āāāāāāāā
A number of senior Conservatives on Thursday asked Steve Baker, the eurosceptic MP running Conservatives for Britain, to approach Gavin Williamson, the Prime Ministerās Parliamentary aide, warning that they will oppose legislation if he does not withdraw the leaflet.
The Government has a working majority of 12, meaning that relatively few rebels would be needed to stop laws going through Parliament.
One MP said: āThere is a huge amount of anger about this. So much so that there are discussions about organised rebellions to grind Government to a halt.ā
Mr Baker said: āI think that Gavin has to know that they are furious and it risks real acrimony. There are some colleagues who have suggested we should vote against the Government's legislative programme.ā
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/07/politics-live-governments-9million-anti-brexit-letter-sparks-fur/
>>57596677
Grime is fucking shit, you skidmark faggot.
angelic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKRkWj1t3-s
>>57595423
Fuvk off Ellen you're a tramp. Pure underclass clean your skinny fingernails
>>57596624
I think you mean BBBBBBBBBBBBBBUSE!
Someone fucking kill me already
>>57596462
if you like talking to foreigners and not to brits why even go on /brit/?
Why is this archbishop is a bastard thing front page news on everything?
I fail to see why it's important?
>>57596548
>NOBODY HAS EVEN PAKIS OUT
RASHEED'D
>>57595267
>David "Just call me Dave" Cameron
>>57596731
Girl you got to suck my dick and you got to suck it quick
>>57596698
bojo will be PM in june wahey
>>57596698
Are you the same person who posted that text post on /r/ukpolitics or did you just copy and paste it from there?
>>57596677
the only dnb i can hear in that is the sound design, but it's not like dubstep wasn't already doing the same thing
the rhythm of dnb is what's much more alluring to me tbqh
>>57596767
??????????????????
>>57596748
He's making reference to the hilo latino raid last night lad
me on the right
>>57596827
would like to be in her
>>57596801
Let me take you from behind, I won't cum until it's time
>>57596801
two nights in a row lad
>>57596794
>but it's not like dubstep wasn't already doing the same thing
grime and dubstep were formed at pretty much the same time period but dubstep is essentially a sub genre of grime m8, except it get a lot more mainstream exposure a few years ago because of people like skrillex, yet dubstep has pretty much died by now
>>57596816
Yeah, nah.
>>57596827
ME IN THE MIDDLE.
Nova I'm on my mobile and ducked up writing a message to you; will you contact me in Belfast? I could; show the sites, protect you from hoods aka chaos because I know most of them I know this place out have been mugged once and that was a setup, you'd love ulster fry AND munchies box after drinking
>>57595267
You call that big?
You are tiny baby.
>>57596859
Maybe I could have a taste. Put your pussy on my tongue and your booty on my face
>>57596859
Got more annoyed by the Swedish and French guys trying to join in than anything
>>57596878
creasing at this
>>57596878
>ducked up
wdhmbt
this is a pretty fucking cool fight scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AvWkrppsg
>>57596887
that's a big glass
>>57596827
>I shouldn't have got high and agreed to this
>>57596866
dubstep predates grime for sure mate
i can hear a lot of the distorted bass pioneered by nico, dom & roland, etc. in the grime, which OG dubstep doesn't really have, but that's the only similarity
beat wise it's dubstep far more than dnb
>>57596866
>dubstep is essentially a sub genre of grime
don't think this is correct tbqhwyf
>>57596932
4 u
anyone got a picture of nigel farage standing next to david cameron
>>57596953
Indeed
>>57596878
mate if i ever come to belfast of course
go to sleep
>>57596964
Indeed?
