desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: Ravi Shankar edition
Quote: There are thousands of ragas, and they are all connected with different times of the day, like sunrise or night or sunset. It is all based on 72 of what we call 'mela' or scales. And we have principally nine moods, ranging from peacefulness to praying, or the feeling of emptiness you get by sitting by the ocean.
- Ravi Shankar
Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood+ Gypsies
welcome: everyone but pooposters
not invited: pooposters
Is there a desi term akin to gaijin/laowai/farang?
Have you met/seen actual hijras?
>>57549408
>Is there a desi term akin to gaijin/laowai/farang?
In Bengali they're called Bideshi
>Have you met/seen actual hijras?
sadly, yes
>>57549408
Firangi
>Have you met/seen actual hijras?
No
>>57549487
>sadly, yes
Were they ugly? Sexually assaulting you?
>>57549408
Yes, on the train once. People don't talk to them and kind of just ignore them even if they are talking to you.
>>57549576
>ugly
They normally are, have not seen a single instance of them being attractive
>sexually assaulting you
No, they normally just harass you for money. I saw a group of them last year in Dhaka when I was out shopping with my cousin.
>>57549445
tfw no fat paki ass gf
>>57549672
STOP FETISHIZING OUR WOMEN, GO HOME AND BANG SOME EAST ASIAN WOMEN.
>>57549952
'no'
>>57549672
Just move to Brampton or New Khalistan then
When will ISIS attack Pakistan
>go to /desi/
>no indian, paki or whatever other flags in the thread
cant make this shit up
>>57550103
>tfw I only got with some weird afghan emo chick and made her smoke crack
>tfw she almost died and I dipped out of there fast and hid from her at uni
>>57550145
Shall we try /desi/ + /carib/ again?
>>57550175
You sound like an ass.
>>57550222
what are you, a fuckboi?
>>57549408
Russia
>>57549445
Finland
>>57549487
USA
>>57549511
USA
>>57549633
USA
>>57549672
Canada
>>57549952
USA
>>57550117
USA
>>57550145
Bahamas
>>57550205
NO
O
>>57550273
>tfw
But, why Bahamas-kun? I was legitimately amused by the way to shat on the Paki shitposter/
>>57549408
In Sanskrit, mlecch. In modern Hindi, videsi (not-desi) or firangi (foreigner).
>hijras
Yeah, depends on region but you see groups of them sometimes.
>>57550145
Its 7am in India.
>>57550330
we cannot be one
>>57550386
>indians dont wake at 5am every morning to make tea, eat breakfast then go for a walk
how do they enjoy life?
>>57550596
>Implying islanders wake up at 5am
>>57550653
I do because I dont have to hide from late night drone patrols
>>57550771
What about the late night shark patrols?
>>57550596
Life is enjoyable when you get to eat a long late dinner with family and friends, wake up at a reasonable time, eat a relaxed breakfast, then go to your job at 10am. Life is not enjoyable when you have to sleep so early that you can't even read a book for a few hours after dinner.
>>57550832
Ive never seen a shark in my life except at aquariums
>>57550855
I do all of these things but I sleep very little mainly because I just dont sleep well and I like to stay active
>>57550935
dun dun dun dun dun DUN dun dun Dun Dun dun DUN DUN DUN
>>57551291
spooky!
>>57550771
Drone patrols in India?
who /convertedtoislam/ here?
just smashed my idols lads. going to try to convert my parents to islam tomorrow.
>>57553259
Good job, I just converted 18 Hindpoo kaffirs yesterday Inshallah
>>57553320
>tfw share the same religion with a subhuman fish-munching lungi
>>57553445
>implying you didn't share the same religion with subhuman fish-munching lungis back when you were a Hindu
>>57553545
but i was higher caste so it didn't matter that much
>>57553610
>implying Bengali Brahmins don't exist
>implying a Bengali Dalit isn't worth more than a Brahmin from whatever irrelevant ethnic group in South Asia
>>57553720
>implying bengalis are in any shape or form, superior to gujaratis
tfw my fucking rupee and rouble coins got mixed together. A 1 rupee coin is the same size as a 2 rouble coin and a new 2 rupee coin is the same size as a 5 rouble coin.
>>57553796
>Gujjews
>>57554038
>That anglo admixture
>>57554140
>created india
>created pakistan
>>57549315
Morning lads
Happy Ugadi to all the Telugu folks
>>57554264
>responsible for partition
>>57554202
racist
>>57554359
Aren't you the Gujjew that normally posts in /desi/? You've said some pretty racist stuff yourself. I thought you browsed /pol/.
Best/desi/ grils?
>pic related British pakis
Hello bois
>>57554432
Are you the nepali guy?
>>57554419
Chakmas
>>57554432
Oh never mind then.
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35987833
>>57554508
>this guy managed to get his dick in Freida Pinto
Bump
>>57553259
who /exmuslim/ here?
>>57556088
>/exmuslim/
Reported to the Shariah police
>>57556008
>>57556141
Anjam no!
>>57556236
saved
I'm not gonna let this thread die
>>57557534
I'm with you anon
>>57557605
Thanks.
Have you seen Batman v. Superman?
>>57557643
Nah, haven't seen a movie in the cinema for like 2 months now
Happy New Year lads
What's happening?
>>57549315
>The expression on his face
JUST
>>57549445
just noticed.
katrina doesn't have very fine legs.
>>57554038
post pic side by side.
who half Indian here?
>>57558261
>already married and had child in India
>immegrated to US
>boned a white womyn and bred
he was one of teh first to live the American dream life
>>57558638
only the finnish dude, i guess.
>>57558676
and me
>>57558657
>Only son married a white devil
>His genetic line polluted forever
Quite sad desu
>>57558737
what are you made of? indian and?
>>57558752
I'm from matrilineal heritage..
>mfw I can do whatever the fuck I want and no one gives a fuck!
>>57558818
Nair?
>>57558095
we have it on some other day..
just a mallu idiosyncrasy,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerala_New_Year
>>57558818
White American. My mom has family dating back to the mayflower.
>>57558843
yes
are there any more community apart from Tulu, Nair and NE tribes?
>>57558924
>mayflower
i had to google this shit.
>itt your father makes /desi/ proud.
>>57558752
I don't think it's all Tulus, only the Shettys
>>57559227
Meant for>>57558928
>>57556008
>>57556236
British: ayo how you want ur country
Nehru: just FUCK my shit up
Jinnah: say no more
>>57561266
>British: ayo how you want ur country
>nehru: Shaken but not stirred.
Sup boiz
>>57561402
are you the MUH VEDIC dipshit?
>>57561460
N-no.
>>57561402
what is sex BBQ?
>>57561499
Let's find out anon
>>57561527
i hope I knew.
why are desi muslim girls either super fucking religious or complete hoes?
so hard to find someone who actually respects culture and tradition while not being religious.
SENPAI
>>57561266
Who's the smug bastard sitting behing Mountcucken?
>>57562422
At the conference in New Delhi where Lord Mountbatten disclosed Britain's partition plan for India (left to right) Indian nationalist leader Jawaharlal Nehru (1869 - 1964), adviser to Mountbatten Lord Ismay, Viceroy of India Lord Louis Mountbatten, and President of the All-India Muslim League Muhammad Ali Jinnah.
>>57562260
Being muslim is their entire identity,either they rebel agianst that or they adhere to it.
No halfway
Just became a father lads. So proud.
>>57564046
me on the right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mdqdlK9E6o
Watching this movie atm.
Can you recognize the song at 26:50?
>>57565636
>>57561460
That's me cuckie
WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND SHIEEET
AM I TOO SOON?
bump..
everyone invited except the nigger paki
>>57567135
WE WUZ UPPER CASTR SWAMIS AND SHIEEEET
>>57565706
Pretty sure it's this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4vL0usvESw
>>57567669
Thanks, Bharat-bhai.
>>57569148
Bump?
>>57569177
>Bump?
What did I mean by this?
>>57549315
Part of that looks like Cherokee script
ᎣᏍᏛ ᏂᏚᏳᏙᏛ
>Gurudwars from Delhi,Punjab,Jammu & Sri Nagar arranging langar & stay for all volunteers
Sikhs again confirmed for bro tiers
>>57556088
>/exmuslim/
Yo what up
>>57567764
NP bandhu.
>>57570024
Red Indians invited in /desi/ from next thread.
>>57556088
Reported to Zia-Ul-Haq
>>57556088
>>57570295
You guys should take a trip to Bangladesh.
>>57570385
Delet this
>>57570421
I'll delete you, just like my countrymen did that to your countrymen.
>>57570385
If I wanted to get hacked to death I'd go to England. It's closer.
>>57570421
>>57570505
You should watch out for the drones first
>>57570605
FLOOD IN MUD
>>57570627
DRONE IN HOME
>>57570505
But they defeated you. Also, why the fuck did the Brits just link Muslim majority areas together with no regard to culture?
>>57570627
>>57570505
>>57570421
>>57570385
so romantic to watch you paki and erstwhile paki quarrel.
>>57570684
Islam > everything brother
Dead to the infidels
Allah akbar
>>57570680
FLOOD IN MUD
BLOOD OF THE SECULAR IN THE MUD
>>57570699
VEDIC ARYANS DONT FIGHT, THEY ARE TOO SMART AND BIG.
TAKE ME BIG STRONG STREET SHITTER MAN
>>57570684
Muslim nationhood concept.
انسانیا کی بنیاد پار می اس پو تھرےد کو ایک ادات بومپ دوناےط کارنا پاساند کارونگا امےن
>>57556088
Qayamat ki nishani #206 check
/desi/ was a mistake
>>57571508
How can qayamat be real when allah is not.
>>57571808
Qiyamant ki nishani #207 check
>>57571808
Are you really an exmuslim? What made you leave Islam
>>57572005
It was a yahoodi saazish brother.
>>57549315
who cares about Shankar, we all know shehnai is the superior instrument
>>57572046
Maybe he didn't get enough eidi
Namaste.
How do you distinguish desi food from dish to dish? I've been having desi food at least once a week for like six month but I still feel like all dishes taste the same though I love most of them.
plus
>tfw no south Indian restaurant near
>>57572123
>shehnai
Pls no. Fucking shrill sounding instrument. I'd rather hear a banshee sing.
>>57572135
Inshallah, Allah awards his followers with bounties of riches.
>>57572143
Add some masala and also begin wiping your shit with your hand
Truly Indian food
>>57572143
punjabi curry tastes the same, though.
>>57572279
Well pakibro I said desi food. And the place I usually go to seems to be more Pakistani than Indian
>>57572281
>Indian """"""""Punjab""""""""""
Lmoa
>>57572329
REEEEEEEEEE, CHINKEY OUT
>>57550145
>NO CHARGES
/desi/ + /carib/ inshallah
>>57572356
You just hurt my feeling pakibro.
>>57572143
don't know about you but I can clearly distinguish between different desi cuisines.
>>57572329
No need to reply to him. He's the resident shitposter.
Where do I find desi porn with good looking women?
>>57572005
I read teh parts of bukari and muslim that talked about talked about slavery and killing apostates.
I realized if that made me uncomfortable maybe islam is not the religion for me.
>>57572135
also this. The most I got for eid was $15.
>>57572521
>different desi cuisines
in the west you only get places serving punjabi food, even the bangla places basically just serve punjabi food.
Ok but then you do get a few dosa places.
>>57572143
What kinds of desi food have you been trying
>>57572508
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEE, WE DONT WANT TO BE YOUR PROVINCE.
CHING CHONG PING PONG (FUCK OFF)
>>57572545
>Desi porn
LMOA
>>57572580
>$15
JUST
>>57572508
Don't take the Paki shitposter seriously, he just shits on anyone that isn't from Lahore.
>>57572721
>BE NON-LAHORI
JUST HAHA
>>57572143
>>57572281
you see chinaman, indian food constists of southern dishes, NE food, Bangla dishes, Central indian dishes, Punjabi food and many other niche food items.
If you are simply eating punjabi curries of which there are many varients, but the base ingredients are same. (read spices).
HELLO BOIS
LETS FOOTBALL INDIA
(NON-LAHORIS NOT ALLOWED)
Friendly reminder to report the paki shitposter.
>>57572545
>desi porn
>good looking women
Kripya ek chune. All you'll get is fat mallu aunties.
>>57572602
I don't know... All I can distinguish is Bryani and Saag, and everything else to me are just curry (all those vindaloo, tikka masala, pasanda, etc)
>>57572593
That's probably true
>>57572928
Actually, I am following the rules, Kumar.
>>57572941
Eh, well then, improve your taste by shoving down some cow dung and piss
t. Indian culinary chef
>>57572941
>I don't know... All I can distinguish is Bryani and Saag, and everything else to me are just curry (all those vindaloo, tikka masala, asanda, etc)
Well you might be able to tell better if you're native, but again as >>57572759
said, a lot of them have the same base ingredients, it's more similar in the west compared to those back in the east
AM I TOO SOON? BRUCE BEWARE OF THE NON-LAHORIS.
>>57573142
Yeah I guess I'll have to try some south Indian food. At least in the googled pictures they look way different. Sadly I can't find any on yelp in my neighbourhood.
>>57573271
Come to Lahore, go to food street, profit.
>>57572593
>googled “Punjabi food"
Confirmed, I never had anything other than Punjabi food.
>>57573372
Only Punjabi food is worthwile.
Just get a plate of mixed vegetable rolls and pakoras.
>>57573493
Ok, ok, sure, calm down m8
>>57573493
>Only Punjabi food is worthwile.
>>57573750
REEEE, PAKISTANI PUNJABIS ARENT SIKHS.
OUT OUT OUT
>>57573767
>Bangladeshi food
Lmoa
>>57573835
>Pakistani Punjabis
>Punjabi
>>57573946
I am a proud LAHORI, OTHERS CAN GO TO HELL
LAHORI PRIDE WORLD WIDE
METRO + FREE WIFI = NEW COUNTRY SOON
>>57574036
>Lahore
>New Country
>>57574068
LAHORE WILL BE A NEW COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS INSHALLAH.
>>57574113
>implying Lahore won't get nuked/droned to death first
>>57574036
Oye lahori kiddan
>>57573750
你是那里人?
>>57574113
Please stop, I liked Pakistan.
>>57574161
广州人。
你是印度哪里人?在学中文?
>>57574225
Punjabi.
>dat cantonese food
No, studying in free time and talking to chinese on wechat
>>57574370
>Punjabi
Great. Actually my former homestay family was Punjabi.
btw What would you as actual Punjabi recommend for Punjabi food?
>dat cantonese food
Not too into cantonese food desu. Tired of growing up eating it. Sichuan food masterrace.
Now I see why I got Indians or Omans every time I shake.
>>57574599
Meat or veg?
Meat
>nihari
>Paya
>biryani
>haleem
>tandoori naan and kebabs
>Tandoori chicken and or boti/tikka/seekh kebab
>lahori fried fish
>amritsari fried fish
Veg
>chole bhature
>rajma chawal
>various dal chawal/roti
Especially if you like spicy sichuan food, you'll love nihari and paya
I always get chinese girls or arab guys when i shake. I only ever talk to people my chinese friends recommend
Sichuan hot pot and chongqing chili chicken is dope with some 二锅头
>>57574155
>implying we won't go full NATO
LAHORI PRIDE WORLD WIDE
DEATH TO NON-LAHORIS
>>57574161
NON-LAHORI GO TO HELL
>>57574225
CHING CHONG PING PONG, LAHORE WILL GENOCIDE ALL THE CHINKS IN LAHORE.
PURE LAHORE FOR PURE LAHORIS
The stratagem of Lahoris will make LAHORE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY
LAHORE <3
LITERALLY LOVING MY NEW GIMMICK LADS.
What do you think?
BIG LAHORI LUNDS
Daily reminder Indian women come to Lahore to get FOOD STREET'D
>>57575121
I like it, makes it easier for the US to track you down and destroy you with a drone.
LAHORIS UNITE
Okay, this gimmick isn't getting me (You)s so tell me a new gimmick lads.
LAST BUMP
Hello
>>57574932
>nihari and paya
>spicy
Only if you eat the hari mirch inside the gravy. The gravy in itself is not that spicy.
>>57575298
Punjabi g@ngster$... tere naal mere naal
>>57572580
Slavery could mean anything, like at work everyone's a slave for their bosses no matter what their faith is but there are people in arab countries who own slaves for their entire life that's fuckd
>>57575727
Bhai, kanno tumi Pakistan thako?
>>57575727
Bangladesh is now east Pakistan again
>>57576698
Kashmir is still just India and Pakistan seperated
>>57576750
And?
>>57576826
I thought you wanted it to be united and independent?
>>57575727
>>57576750
>They're multiplying
>>57576927
Why did you save this picture of me?
>tfw no more real bangla hours because desi has just got a fuckload of p*kis in it these days
>go to south indian restaurant
>some people looking like pakis and north indians
>order dosa and tikka masala
>their kids order naan
>no respect for the seafood/thalis
>no respect for sambhar
kill yourself if you do this.
>>57579191
desu southern variations on dishes like channa bhatura do taste different
>>57579191
South Indian meat dishes are severely underrated. And no, I'm not talking about Hyderabadi biryani and other meme muslim dishes.
Lahore is a very good city, it could be a country by itself. I love Lahori men very much. Even Bihari women such as myself are powerless against their big lahori Lund. I work at heera mandi and I always feel the ecstasy of having a Lahori Lund inside me. Mr. Shahbaz Sharif even put his big lun inside me and thanked me for accelerating the India Pakistan peace talks
Oh ja, Lahore is a very pleasant city and is always full of lively people. Pakistan is very multicultural therefore I had to take a lot of dicks inside my ass to finally found my BIG LAHORI LUND BULL. My wife is very pleased and she told me that she supports me and will also share him with me.
LAHORE IS THE CITY OF THE BULLS AND I HAVE FOUND ONE FOR MY FUTURE WIFES DAUGHTER TOO
Da, Lahore is very large city. I went to the food street to try out different Pakistani "dishes" however all the cooks were lahori. I tried all of them and I come back for a large helping of lahori food.
>>57580524
o phudi dea. Islamabad is way more based than lullawhore
>>57580634
Islamacuck found, literally have a hotspot called hotspot
ISLAMAKEKIE EDUCATION
>>57578705
>Bangla
>Not East Pakistan
Jee, Lahore is very big city better than Islamacuck, cuckrachi, queerta and pissshower.
>>57580842
ur mum is also very big you malunna. lullamore only has emerald market, ur mother works night shift there
>>57581095
>Be Islamashit
>LITERALLY BE AN ARTIFICIAL CITY
>>57581602
its as real as the kammi in ur mums bed ;_;
>>57582279
>Be Islamacuck
>Your city doesn't have any history
LMOA.
>Be Islamacuck
>Your women go to Lahori universities and take big lahori lunds
THE CITY OF ISLAMABAD
>Be Islamacuck
>Have no free WiFi or a plan for a metro train
>>57582550
s-stop it
>>57582851
>Be Islamacuck female
>Find no job
>Apply as a prostitute at the diamond market
>Get big lahori Lund for a 1000 rupees
HAHAHAHA
>>57582851
Just say you're from Pindi
>>57583066
>Be Pindi boy
>get shot by Lahori males
>Be Pindi girl
>throw numbers at lahoris
TOP KEK
>>57583066
>>57583111
>Be Pindi girl
>Cuck pindi boy for lahori
>Be pindi girl
>dress like a slut
>Take lahori cock
Where are the /foulmouthhindus/ in this thread?
LAHORI PRIDE WORLD WIDE
SAY IT LOUDER, SAY IT PROUDER.
>>57583229
Praying to Kali maata
>>57583229
>>57583281
>A cuckrachite posts in this thread
JUST FUCK MY THREAD UP
>>57583229
Kripya aise niradhar aarop na lagayein
Stop killing /desi/ you faggots
>>57583427
/desi/ is LAHORI CLAY.
GET OUT KEKSHMIRI
>>57583343
A poon-jabber posts in the thread
>JUST
>>57583427
What is dead may never die
>>57583477
L A W H O R E
A
W
H
O
R
E
>>57583498
>A SINDHI RANDI POSTS IN THIS THREAD
LMAO, GET MQM'D BBY
LAHORE ISNT PUNJAB ANYMORE, IT IS A NEW COUNTRY
>>57583582
HEHE, YOUR MOTHER WHORES HERSELF AT HEERA MANDI
NEW SPICY DESI MEMES
LAHORE
SECULARS BLOOD MIXED IN MUD
>>57583498
AFGHANIS GET OUT OF CAPITAL AREA. YOUR STUPID SLUMS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING REEEEEEE
>>57583749
They should really send them back to Afghanistan also everyone agrees about that.
>>57583634
JEAY SINDH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LjA1ES5etY
>>57583749
T. Self hating push-toe
>>57583427
All paki posters are cringy faggots except for that Gaddafi lad.
This thread needs JKpolice
>>57583881
>former /mena/ poster
>GOOD
YA HABBIBI HAHAHAHA
>>57584016
C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R
>>57585103
DEAD
E
A
D
>>57585380
B U M P
U
M
P
>>57585429
>B U M P
>U
>M
>P
What did he mean by this?
East or west India is the best
Indian lahoris > Pakistani lahoris
>>57585708
LAHORE IS A COUNTRY.
LAHORI PRIDE WORLDWIDE.
LAHORIS UNITE
COME ON LAHORE, LETS CRICKET.
what is gudi padwa and why is my family wishing each other a good one?
>>57587099
>Current year
>Doesn't know that it's current year
>>57587176
What does it have to do with Tulus and Shettys?
>>57587252
dunno m8 I'm paki anyhow
Is India white? Pic related.
Dhansak>everything
>>57588471
No it's a mix of caucasians, abos and chinks in the north east.
>>57588471
No, its the effect of salt.
>>57588471
MORE FAIRER IN JUSR 4 WEEKS
BUY FAIR&LOVELY PLS
>>57588471
Few Indians have skin like that, mostly just those up north. Most """"""""""""white""""""""""""" Indians just use whitening makeup.
>>57588719
>you are white without makeup
:^]
>>57588719
Ahem, bleach
>>57588703
KYA ISS MEIN NAMAK HAI?
>>57588782
>lying on the internet
Post your pic then kashmiri.
A time stamped pic of your hand.
>>57588783
NAHI IS MAIN CHEENI HAI
>>57588843
It's 2am the lights are off
Tomorrow maybe
>>57588852
I don't want diabetes anon.
No, thanks.
>>57588894
Turn on a lamp then mate.
>>57588936
Have a pic of my feet and be happy
>>57589252
What is with /mena/ posters and feet?
>>57589339
Couldn't post a picture of my face cuz dox and of my hand because I was holding the torch with it
>>57588894
>Kashmiris live in darkness after nightfall
CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH TALES
>>57594396
Go away.
