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desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: Ravi Shankar edition

Quote: There are thousands of ragas, and they are all connected with different times of the day, like sunrise or night or sunset. It is all based on 72 of what we call 'mela' or scales. And we have principally nine moods, ranging from peacefulness to praying, or the feeling of emptiness you get by sitting by the ocean.
- Ravi Shankar

Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood+ Gypsies
welcome: everyone but pooposters
not invited: pooposters
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Is there a desi term akin to gaijin/laowai/farang?

Have you met/seen actual hijras?
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>>57549408
>Is there a desi term akin to gaijin/laowai/farang?
In Bengali they're called Bideshi

>Have you met/seen actual hijras?
sadly, yes
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>>57549408
Firangi
>Have you met/seen actual hijras?
No
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>>57549487
>sadly, yes
Were they ugly? Sexually assaulting you?
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>>57549408
Yes, on the train once. People don't talk to them and kind of just ignore them even if they are talking to you.
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>>57549576
>ugly
They normally are, have not seen a single instance of them being attractive

>sexually assaulting you
No, they normally just harass you for money. I saw a group of them last year in Dhaka when I was out shopping with my cousin.
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>>57549445
tfw no fat paki ass gf
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>>57549672
STOP FETISHIZING OUR WOMEN, GO HOME AND BANG SOME EAST ASIAN WOMEN.
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>>57549952
'no'
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>>57549672
Just move to Brampton or New Khalistan then
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When will ISIS attack Pakistan
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>go to /desi/
>no indian, paki or whatever other flags in the thread
cant make this shit up
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>>57550103
>tfw I only got with some weird afghan emo chick and made her smoke crack
>tfw she almost died and I dipped out of there fast and hid from her at uni
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>>57550145
Shall we try /desi/ + /carib/ again?
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>>57550175

You sound like an ass.
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>>57550222
what are you, a fuckboi?
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>>57549408
Russia
>>57549445
Finland
>>57549487
USA
>>57549511
USA
>>57549633
USA
>>57549672
Canada
>>57549952
USA
>>57550117
USA
>>57550145
Bahamas
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>>57550205
NO
O
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>>57550273
>tfw
But, why Bahamas-kun? I was legitimately amused by the way to shat on the Paki shitposter/
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>>57549408
In Sanskrit, mlecch. In modern Hindi, videsi (not-desi) or firangi (foreigner).

>hijras
Yeah, depends on region but you see groups of them sometimes.

>>57550145
Its 7am in India.
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>>57550330
we cannot be one
>>57550386
>indians dont wake at 5am every morning to make tea, eat breakfast then go for a walk
how do they enjoy life?
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>>57550596
>Implying islanders wake up at 5am
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>>57550653
I do because I dont have to hide from late night drone patrols
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>>57550771
What about the late night shark patrols?
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>>57550596
Life is enjoyable when you get to eat a long late dinner with family and friends, wake up at a reasonable time, eat a relaxed breakfast, then go to your job at 10am. Life is not enjoyable when you have to sleep so early that you can't even read a book for a few hours after dinner.
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>>57550832
Ive never seen a shark in my life except at aquariums
>>57550855
I do all of these things but I sleep very little mainly because I just dont sleep well and I like to stay active
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>>57550935
dun dun dun dun dun DUN dun dun Dun Dun dun DUN DUN DUN
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>>57551291
spooky!
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>>57550771
Drone patrols in India?
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who /convertedtoislam/ here?
just smashed my idols lads. going to try to convert my parents to islam tomorrow.
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>>57553259
Good job, I just converted 18 Hindpoo kaffirs yesterday Inshallah
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>>57553320
>tfw share the same religion with a subhuman fish-munching lungi
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>>57553445
>implying you didn't share the same religion with subhuman fish-munching lungis back when you were a Hindu
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>>57553545
but i was higher caste so it didn't matter that much
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>>57553610
>implying Bengali Brahmins don't exist
>implying a Bengali Dalit isn't worth more than a Brahmin from whatever irrelevant ethnic group in South Asia
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>>57553720
>implying bengalis are in any shape or form, superior to gujaratis
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tfw my fucking rupee and rouble coins got mixed together. A 1 rupee coin is the same size as a 2 rouble coin and a new 2 rupee coin is the same size as a 5 rouble coin.
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>>57553796
>Gujjews
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>>57554038
>That anglo admixture
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>>57554140
>created india
>created pakistan
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>>57549315
Morning lads

Happy Ugadi to all the Telugu folks
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>>57554264
>responsible for partition
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>>57554202
racist
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>>57554359
Aren't you the Gujjew that normally posts in /desi/? You've said some pretty racist stuff yourself. I thought you browsed /pol/.
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Best/desi/ grils?

>pic related British pakis
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>>57554415
no
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Hello bois

>>57554432
Are you the nepali guy?
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>>57554419
Chakmas

>>57554432
Oh never mind then.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35987833
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>>57554508
>this guy managed to get his dick in Freida Pinto
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Bump
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>>57553259
who /exmuslim/ here?
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>>57556088
>/exmuslim/
Reported to the Shariah police
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>>57556008
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>>57556141
Anjam no!
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>>57556236
saved
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I'm not gonna let this thread die
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>>57557534
I'm with you anon
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>>57557605
Thanks.
Have you seen Batman v. Superman?
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>>57557643
Nah, haven't seen a movie in the cinema for like 2 months now
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Happy New Year lads

What's happening?
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>>57549315
>The expression on his face

JUST
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>>57549445
just noticed.
katrina doesn't have very fine legs.
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>>57554038
post pic side by side.
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who half Indian here?
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>>57558261
>already married and had child in India
>immegrated to US
>boned a white womyn and bred
he was one of teh first to live the American dream life
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>>57558638
only the finnish dude, i guess.
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>>57558676
and me
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>>57558657
>Only son married a white devil
>His genetic line polluted forever

Quite sad desu
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>>57558737
what are you made of? indian and?

>>57558752
I'm from matrilineal heritage..
>mfw I can do whatever the fuck I want and no one gives a fuck!
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>>57558818
Nair?
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>>57558095
we have it on some other day..
just a mallu idiosyncrasy,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerala_New_Year
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>>57558818
White American. My mom has family dating back to the mayflower.
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>>57558843
yes

are there any more community apart from Tulu, Nair and NE tribes?
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>>57558924
>mayflower
i had to google this shit.

>itt your father makes /desi/ proud.
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>>57558752
I don't think it's all Tulus, only the Shettys
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>>57559227
Meant for>>57558928
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>>57556008
>>57556236
British: ayo how you want ur country
Nehru: just FUCK my shit up
Jinnah: say no more
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>>57561266
>British: ayo how you want ur country
>nehru: Shaken but not stirred.
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Sup boiz
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>>57561402
are you the MUH VEDIC dipshit?
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>>57561460
N-no.
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>>57561402
what is sex BBQ?
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>>57561499
Let's find out anon
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>>57561527
i hope I knew.
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why are desi muslim girls either super fucking religious or complete hoes?

so hard to find someone who actually respects culture and tradition while not being religious.

SENPAI
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>>57561266
Who's the smug bastard sitting behing Mountcucken?
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>>57562422
At the conference in New Delhi where Lord Mountbatten disclosed Britain's partition plan for India (left to right) Indian nationalist leader Jawaharlal Nehru (1869 - 1964), adviser to Mountbatten Lord Ismay, Viceroy of India Lord Louis Mountbatten, and President of the All-India Muslim League Muhammad Ali Jinnah.
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>>57562260
Being muslim is their entire identity,either they rebel agianst that or they adhere to it.

No halfway
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Just became a father lads. So proud.
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>>57564046
me on the right.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mdqdlK9E6o
Watching this movie atm.
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Can you recognize the song at 26:50?
>>57565636
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>>57561460

That's me cuckie

WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND SHIEEET
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AM I TOO SOON?
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bump..
everyone invited except the nigger paki
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>>57567135

WE WUZ UPPER CASTR SWAMIS AND SHIEEEET
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>>57565706
Pretty sure it's this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4vL0usvESw
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>>57567669
Thanks, Bharat-bhai.
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>>57569148

Bump?
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>>57569177

>Bump?

What did I mean by this?
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>>57549315
Part of that looks like Cherokee script
ᎣᏍᏛ ᏂᏚᏳᏙᏛ
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>Gurudwars from Delhi,Punjab,Jammu & Sri Nagar arranging langar & stay for all volunteers
Sikhs again confirmed for bro tiers
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>>57556088
>/exmuslim/
Yo what up
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>>57567764
NP bandhu.

>>57570024
Red Indians invited in /desi/ from next thread.
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>>57556088

Reported to Zia-Ul-Haq
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>>57556088
>>57570295
You guys should take a trip to Bangladesh.
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>>57570385
Delet this
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>>57570421

I'll delete you, just like my countrymen did that to your countrymen.
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>>57570385
If I wanted to get hacked to death I'd go to England. It's closer.
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>>57570421
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>>57570505
You should watch out for the drones first
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>>57570605

FLOOD IN MUD
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>>57570627
DRONE IN HOME
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>>57570505
But they defeated you. Also, why the fuck did the Brits just link Muslim majority areas together with no regard to culture?
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>>57570627
>>57570505
>>57570421
>>57570385
so romantic to watch you paki and erstwhile paki quarrel.
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>>57570684

Islam > everything brother

Dead to the infidels

Allah akbar

>>57570680

FLOOD IN MUD
BLOOD OF THE SECULAR IN THE MUD

>>57570699

VEDIC ARYANS DONT FIGHT, THEY ARE TOO SMART AND BIG.

TAKE ME BIG STRONG STREET SHITTER MAN
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>>57570684
Muslim nationhood concept.
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انسانیا کی بنیاد پار می اس پو تھرےد کو ایک ادات بومپ دوناےط کارنا پاساند کارونگا امےن
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>>57556088
Qayamat ki nishani #206 check
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/desi/ was a mistake
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>>57571508
How can qayamat be real when allah is not.
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>>57571808

Qiyamant ki nishani #207 check
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>>57571808
Are you really an exmuslim? What made you leave Islam
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>>57572005

It was a yahoodi saazish brother.
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>>57549315
who cares about Shankar, we all know shehnai is the superior instrument
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>>57572046
Maybe he didn't get enough eidi
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Namaste.
How do you distinguish desi food from dish to dish? I've been having desi food at least once a week for like six month but I still feel like all dishes taste the same though I love most of them.
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plus
>tfw no south Indian restaurant near
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>>57572123
>shehnai
Pls no. Fucking shrill sounding instrument. I'd rather hear a banshee sing.
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>>57572135

Inshallah, Allah awards his followers with bounties of riches.

>>57572143

Add some masala and also begin wiping your shit with your hand

Truly Indian food
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>>57572143
punjabi curry tastes the same, though.
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>>57572279
Well pakibro I said desi food. And the place I usually go to seems to be more Pakistani than Indian
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>>57572281

>Indian """"""""Punjab""""""""""

Lmoa

>>57572329

REEEEEEEEEE, CHINKEY OUT
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>>57550145

>NO CHARGES

/desi/ + /carib/ inshallah
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>>57572356
You just hurt my feeling pakibro.
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>>57572143
don't know about you but I can clearly distinguish between different desi cuisines.

>>57572329
No need to reply to him. He's the resident shitposter.
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Where do I find desi porn with good looking women?
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>>57572005
I read teh parts of bukari and muslim that talked about talked about slavery and killing apostates.
I realized if that made me uncomfortable maybe islam is not the religion for me.
>>57572135
also this. The most I got for eid was $15.
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>>57572521
>different desi cuisines
in the west you only get places serving punjabi food, even the bangla places basically just serve punjabi food.

Ok but then you do get a few dosa places.
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>>57572143
What kinds of desi food have you been trying
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>>57572508

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

REEEEEEEEE, WE DONT WANT TO BE YOUR PROVINCE.

CHING CHONG PING PONG (FUCK OFF)

>>57572545

>Desi porn

LMOA

>>57572580

>$15

JUST
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>>57572508
Don't take the Paki shitposter seriously, he just shits on anyone that isn't from Lahore.
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>>57572721

>BE NON-LAHORI

JUST HAHA
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>>57572143
>>57572281
you see chinaman, indian food constists of southern dishes, NE food, Bangla dishes, Central indian dishes, Punjabi food and many other niche food items.
If you are simply eating punjabi curries of which there are many varients, but the base ingredients are same. (read spices).
>>
HELLO BOIS

LETS FOOTBALL INDIA

(NON-LAHORIS NOT ALLOWED)
>>
Friendly reminder to report the paki shitposter.

>>57572545
>desi porn
>good looking women
Kripya ek chune. All you'll get is fat mallu aunties.
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>>57572602
I don't know... All I can distinguish is Bryani and Saag, and everything else to me are just curry (all those vindaloo, tikka masala, pasanda, etc)
>>57572593
That's probably true
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>>57572928

Actually, I am following the rules, Kumar.

>>57572941

Eh, well then, improve your taste by shoving down some cow dung and piss

t. Indian culinary chef
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>>57572941
>I don't know... All I can distinguish is Bryani and Saag, and everything else to me are just curry (all those vindaloo, tikka masala, asanda, etc)
Well you might be able to tell better if you're native, but again as >>57572759
said, a lot of them have the same base ingredients, it's more similar in the west compared to those back in the east
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AM I TOO SOON? BRUCE BEWARE OF THE NON-LAHORIS.
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>>57573142
Yeah I guess I'll have to try some south Indian food. At least in the googled pictures they look way different. Sadly I can't find any on yelp in my neighbourhood.
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>>57573271

Come to Lahore, go to food street, profit.
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>>57572593
>googled “Punjabi food"
Confirmed, I never had anything other than Punjabi food.
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>>57573372

Only Punjabi food is worthwile.

Just get a plate of mixed vegetable rolls and pakoras.
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>>57573493
Ok, ok, sure, calm down m8
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>>57573493
>Only Punjabi food is worthwile.
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>>57573750

REEEE, PAKISTANI PUNJABIS ARENT SIKHS.

OUT OUT OUT

>>57573767

>Bangladeshi food

Lmoa
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>>57573835
>Pakistani Punjabis
>Punjabi
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>>57573946

I am a proud LAHORI, OTHERS CAN GO TO HELL

LAHORI PRIDE WORLD WIDE

METRO + FREE WIFI = NEW COUNTRY SOON
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>>57574036
>Lahore
>New Country
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>>57574068

LAHORE WILL BE A NEW COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS INSHALLAH.
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>>57574113
>implying Lahore won't get nuked/droned to death first
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>>57574036
Oye lahori kiddan

>>57573750
你是那里人?
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>>57574113
Please stop, I liked Pakistan.
>>57574161
广州人。
你是印度哪里人?在学中文?
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>>57574225
Punjabi.

>dat cantonese food

No, studying in free time and talking to chinese on wechat
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>>57574370
>Punjabi
Great. Actually my former homestay family was Punjabi.
btw What would you as actual Punjabi recommend for Punjabi food?
>dat cantonese food
Not too into cantonese food desu. Tired of growing up eating it. Sichuan food masterrace.
>wechat
Now I see why I got Indians or Omans every time I shake.
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>>57574599
Meat or veg?

Meat
>nihari
>Paya
>biryani
>haleem
>tandoori naan and kebabs
>Tandoori chicken and or boti/tikka/seekh kebab
>lahori fried fish
>amritsari fried fish

Veg
>chole bhature
>rajma chawal
>various dal chawal/roti

Especially if you like spicy sichuan food, you'll love nihari and paya

I always get chinese girls or arab guys when i shake. I only ever talk to people my chinese friends recommend

Sichuan hot pot and chongqing chili chicken is dope with some 二锅头
>>
>>57574155

>implying we won't go full NATO

LAHORI PRIDE WORLD WIDE

DEATH TO NON-LAHORIS

>>57574161

NON-LAHORI GO TO HELL

>>57574225

CHING CHONG PING PONG, LAHORE WILL GENOCIDE ALL THE CHINKS IN LAHORE.

PURE LAHORE FOR PURE LAHORIS
>>
The stratagem of Lahoris will make LAHORE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY

LAHORE <3
>>
LITERALLY LOVING MY NEW GIMMICK LADS.

What do you think?
>>
BIG LAHORI LUNDS

Daily reminder Indian women come to Lahore to get FOOD STREET'D
>>
>>57575121
I like it, makes it easier for the US to track you down and destroy you with a drone.
>>
LAHORIS UNITE

Okay, this gimmick isn't getting me (You)s so tell me a new gimmick lads.
>>
LAST BUMP
>>
Hello
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>>57574932
>nihari and paya
>spicy
Only if you eat the hari mirch inside the gravy. The gravy in itself is not that spicy.
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>>57575298
Punjabi g@ngster$... tere naal mere naal
>>57572580
Slavery could mean anything, like at work everyone's a slave for their bosses no matter what their faith is but there are people in arab countries who own slaves for their entire life that's fuckd
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>>57575727
Bhai, kanno tumi Pakistan thako?
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>>57575727
Bangladesh is now east Pakistan again
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>>57576698
Kashmir is still just India and Pakistan seperated
>>
>>57576750
And?
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>>57576826
I thought you wanted it to be united and independent?
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>>57575727
>>57576750
>They're multiplying
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>>57576927
Why did you save this picture of me?
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>tfw no more real bangla hours because desi has just got a fuckload of p*kis in it these days
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>go to south indian restaurant
>some people looking like pakis and north indians
>order dosa and tikka masala
>their kids order naan
>no respect for the seafood/thalis
>no respect for sambhar

kill yourself if you do this.
>>
>>57579191
desu southern variations on dishes like channa bhatura do taste different
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>>57579191

South Indian meat dishes are severely underrated. And no, I'm not talking about Hyderabadi biryani and other meme muslim dishes.
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Lahore is a very good city, it could be a country by itself. I love Lahori men very much. Even Bihari women such as myself are powerless against their big lahori Lund. I work at heera mandi and I always feel the ecstasy of having a Lahori Lund inside me. Mr. Shahbaz Sharif even put his big lun inside me and thanked me for accelerating the India Pakistan peace talks
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Oh ja, Lahore is a very pleasant city and is always full of lively people. Pakistan is very multicultural therefore I had to take a lot of dicks inside my ass to finally found my BIG LAHORI LUND BULL. My wife is very pleased and she told me that she supports me and will also share him with me.

LAHORE IS THE CITY OF THE BULLS AND I HAVE FOUND ONE FOR MY FUTURE WIFES DAUGHTER TOO
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Da, Lahore is very large city. I went to the food street to try out different Pakistani "dishes" however all the cooks were lahori. I tried all of them and I come back for a large helping of lahori food.
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>>57580524
o phudi dea. Islamabad is way more based than lullawhore
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>>57580634

Islamacuck found, literally have a hotspot called hotspot

ISLAMAKEKIE EDUCATION
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>>57578705
>Bangla
>Not East Pakistan
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Jee, Lahore is very big city better than Islamacuck, cuckrachi, queerta and pissshower.
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>>57580842
ur mum is also very big you malunna. lullamore only has emerald market, ur mother works night shift there
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>>57581095

>Be Islamashit
>LITERALLY BE AN ARTIFICIAL CITY
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>>57581602
its as real as the kammi in ur mums bed ;_;
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>>57582279

>Be Islamacuck
>Your city doesn't have any history

LMOA.

>Be Islamacuck
>Your women go to Lahori universities and take big lahori lunds

THE CITY OF ISLAMABAD

>Be Islamacuck
>Have no free WiFi or a plan for a metro train
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>>57582550
s-stop it
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>>57582851

>Be Islamacuck female
>Find no job
>Apply as a prostitute at the diamond market
>Get big lahori Lund for a 1000 rupees

HAHAHAHA
>>
>>57582851
Just say you're from Pindi
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>>57583066

>Be Pindi boy
>get shot by Lahori males

>Be Pindi girl
>throw numbers at lahoris

TOP KEK
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>>57583066
>>57583111

>Be Pindi girl
>Cuck pindi boy for lahori

>Be pindi girl
>dress like a slut
>Take lahori cock
>>
Where are the /foulmouthhindus/ in this thread?
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LAHORI PRIDE WORLD WIDE

SAY IT LOUDER, SAY IT PROUDER.

>>57583229

Praying to Kali maata
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>>57583229
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>>57583229
>>57583281

>A cuckrachite posts in this thread

JUST FUCK MY THREAD UP
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>>57583229
Kripya aise niradhar aarop na lagayein
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Stop killing /desi/ you faggots
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>>57583427

/desi/ is LAHORI CLAY.

GET OUT KEKSHMIRI
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>>57583343
A poon-jabber posts in the thread

>JUST
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>>57583427
What is dead may never die
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>>57583477
L A W H O R E
A
W
H
O
R
E
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>>57583498

>A SINDHI RANDI POSTS IN THIS THREAD

LMAO, GET MQM'D BBY

LAHORE ISNT PUNJAB ANYMORE, IT IS A NEW COUNTRY

>>57583582

HEHE, YOUR MOTHER WHORES HERSELF AT HEERA MANDI
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NEW SPICY DESI MEMES

LAHORE

SECULARS BLOOD MIXED IN MUD
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>>57583498
AFGHANIS GET OUT OF CAPITAL AREA. YOUR STUPID SLUMS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING REEEEEEE
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>>57583749

They should really send them back to Afghanistan also everyone agrees about that.
>>
>>57583634
JEAY SINDH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LjA1ES5etY
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>>57583749
T. Self hating push-toe
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>>57583427
All paki posters are cringy faggots except for that Gaddafi lad.
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This thread needs JKpolice
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>>57583881

>former /mena/ poster
>GOOD

YA HABBIBI HAHAHAHA
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>>57584016
C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R
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>>57585103

DEAD
E
A
D
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>>57585380
B U M P
U
M
P
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>>57585429

>B U M P
>U
>M
>P

What did he mean by this?
>>
East or west India is the best
Indian lahoris > Pakistani lahoris
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>>57585708

LAHORE IS A COUNTRY.

LAHORI PRIDE WORLDWIDE.

LAHORIS UNITE

COME ON LAHORE, LETS CRICKET.
>>
what is gudi padwa and why is my family wishing each other a good one?
>>
>>57587099
>Current year
>Doesn't know that it's current year
>>
>>57587176
What does it have to do with Tulus and Shettys?
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>>57587252
dunno m8 I'm paki anyhow
>>
Is India white? Pic related.
>>
Dhansak>everything
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>>57588471
No it's a mix of caucasians, abos and chinks in the north east.
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>>57588471

No, its the effect of salt.
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>>57588471
MORE FAIRER IN JUSR 4 WEEKS
BUY FAIR&LOVELY PLS
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>>57588471
Few Indians have skin like that, mostly just those up north. Most """"""""""""white""""""""""""" Indians just use whitening makeup.
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>>57588719
>you are white without makeup
:^]
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>>57588719

Ahem, bleach

>>57588703

KYA ISS MEIN NAMAK HAI?
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>>57588782

>lying on the internet

Post your pic then kashmiri.

A time stamped pic of your hand.
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>>57588783
NAHI IS MAIN CHEENI HAI
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>>57588843
It's 2am the lights are off
Tomorrow maybe
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>>57588852

I don't want diabetes anon.

No, thanks.
>>
>>57588894

Turn on a lamp then mate.
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>>57588936
Have a pic of my feet and be happy
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>>57589252
What is with /mena/ posters and feet?
>>
>>57589339
Couldn't post a picture of my face cuz dox and of my hand because I was holding the torch with it
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>>57589339
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>>57588894
>Kashmiris live in darkness after nightfall

CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH TALES
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>>57594396

Go away.
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>>57594525
Fuck you.
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>>57594682

MOM, THE EAST PAKISTANI IS BEING MEAN AGAIN.

GENOCIDE 2: ELECTRIFIED BONGALOO WHN
>>
I am flying to Bangalore on Monday, and I will have one day next Friday to see the sights. What holiday is it next Friday? Any advice for a first-time visitor? Is it pronounced Bangalore or Bengaluru in the local language?
>>
>>57594777
Rama Navami is next Friday I believe. It's Bengaluru in the local language.
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>>57594777

Yes, its pretty easy.

Dont take buses or taxis. Rickshaws are the most cheapest.

Try out the local food in the streets, its monitored and clean.

Tap water is clean too so yeah.

Be sure to go to mosques with shoes on, it's disrespectful to not do it.

Sing this loudly will make others like you more

Pāk sarzamīn shād bād Kishwar-e-hasīn shād bād Tū nishān-e-`azm-e-`ālīshān Arz-e-Pākistān! Markaz-e-yaqīn shād bād Pāk sarzamīn kā nizām Qūwat-e-ukhūwat-e-`awām Qaum, mulk, saltanat Pā-inda tābinda bād! Shād bād manzil-e-murād Parcham-e-sitāra-o-hilāl Rahbar-e-tarraqqī-o-kamāl Tarjumān-e-māzī, shān-e-hāl Jān-e-istiqbāl! Sāyah-e-Khudā-e-Zū-l-Jalāl
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>>57594994
Thanks. How do South Indians feel about alcohol. So I am meeting these two guys from my team, can I bring them quality wine from the Balkans?
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>>57595150
got it
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>>57595155
I don't know to much about that, but apparently the high class don't think good about it. Though, the non-Muslim youth are open to it.
>>
>>57595485
Hmmm, something to consider. Thanks again.
>>
>>57595155

Just keep it hidden and don't flaunt it.

Give it to them when you meet them
>>
>>57595485
>>57595649
Are castes something that you can discuss with people?
>>
>>57596166

Easily, most people have it as their last name.

No such thing dalits stuff in Pakistan but discrimination by caste is really shitty.
>>
>>57596206
>most people have it as their last name.
How?
>>
>>57596441

Ali Singh
Ahmed Khan
Taha Baig
>>
>>57596441
Each caste and sub-ethnic group has a set of surnames associated with it.
>>
>>57596512
>Warrior tribe
>Khan
>Beg
Yeah, I recognize those. How about people from the lower castes? How do I recognize them?
>>
>>57596716

i work with an indian called Singh and a paki named Khan.

both middle tier punjabi castes?
>>
>>57596759

Search up castes, most people use them as their surnames however don't try to associate their daily lives with it.

Nobody really cares about them as a medium for discussion.

>>57596765

>Khan

KPK

>Singh

Punjab
>>
>>57596765
Singh is a Rajput name, and Rajputs are considered "high-tier".

If the person is a Sikh, then it's not caste related unless he has Rajput ancestry. The person wouldn't be considered high or low in this case.

Khan is a non-Indian name that I assume low caste Hindus adopted when they converted to Islam.
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>>57594777
You can visit Mysore or Ooty (pic related) if you have the time.
No one really cares whichever way you pronounce it. Carry your own water everywhere and don't eat street food are the best advices I can give you. The weather would be pleasant at this time of the year I suppose.
Also, no need to give a fuck about castes. No one really cares, especially in places like Bangalore.
>>
What would the last name Soin be, if the family was Sikh?
>>
>>57596955
Aren't Khans Pathans?
>>
>>57596955

So how does it work? Can a Punjabi academic be high tier and a punjabi street sweeper be considered untouchable?
>>
The bits about bottled water and street food are what everyone tells you first, but that is not that important, really. It is always good to learn more about social habits and local peculiarities.
>>
>>57597089
It's their trademark name in south Asia, but the name is originally Mongolian. I was talking about all of the non-Pathans with Khan as their surname since they would be the only people with a caste.

>>57597049
Never heard of that name.

>>57597135
Caste isn't really relevant anymore. No one looks at an academic and thinks of caste.
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>>57597089
>>57596818
>tfw Pathan ancestry
>>
>>57597345
Bangalore is a cosmopolitan and people from all over the country go there.
Just don't go around asking people's caste and all because then you'll look like a weirdo. If you want to know someone ask them which part of the country they/their parents are from. Each Indian state has a different culture, so you'll have plenty of conversation starters.
>>
>>57598050
Shoo Shoo Bacha Baz
>>
>>57598065
I know, I know, I am not some uncultured brute, and I will follow your advice. We've had people from the Bangalore office visit us, we are not meeting for the first time. It is just I am going to Asia for the first time, and getting excited about it.
>>
If I'm correct, India has the largest Muslim minority in the world. What are they like there? Are they as problematic as Muslim minorities in the West?
>>
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>>57598114
Just from part of my father's side, my mother's side is more indigenous to Bengal and they look something like this.
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>>57598185
They can be a pain in the ass sometimes but they forget that their fellow pooinloo brethren are not the liberal/leftist "bend over fuck me in the ass" whities like the ones in the West. So whenever the hurka durkas create a problem (and sometimes even when they don't), the Hindu dindus chimp out too.

>>57598163
Btw there's a thread about India on /trv/. The replies can be slow but those guys can be really helpful.
>>
>>57598185
Pretty broad question you're asking, it's going to vary from place to place. Muslims do better in places like Kerala but, expect a lot more problems in places like Uttar Pradesh. But, I think everyone can agree they need to stop fucking.
>>
>>57598245
She looks like a shade lighter version of my Bangladeshi cook.
>>
>>57598923
>Muslims do better in places like Kerala

Lol no. North Kerala's gonna die a slow painful death.
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>>57599065
It's just makeup
>>
Redpill me on the aryan migration/invasion

Is it a meme
>>
>>57600176
Aryans were migrants but, the invasion part is a meme.
>>
>>57598185

the closer you get to the border with pakistan, the more controversy there is. Gujarat is terrible for Muslims.

In South India Muslims and Hindus and Christians usually live together without issues.

I'm Muslim and I didn't even know Muslims and Hindus had problems with each other until I moved to the US.

But, I was nine when I moved so...
>>
>>57600863
Which part of India are you from?
>>
>>57600863

From a small urdu speaking neighborhood in tamil nadu
>>
>>57601005

oops meant for

>>57600927
>>
>>57601038
Wait are you a Tamil? They speak Urdu there?
>>
>>57601005
Interesting do you speak both languages
>>
>>57601079

I speak both tamil and urdu, but urdu speaking muslims are a very very small minority where I'm from.

There are two kinds of muslims, dakhnis and lebbais. Dakhnis speak urdu as their first language and lebbais speak tamil as their first language.


People in Hyderabad, Banglore, and Madras speak dakhni urdu. If you've seen hyderabadi people talk you know what we sound like.
>>
>>57601175
So are you a Dakhnis or Lebbais. And if you are the latter was it hard to learn Urdu as it's from a different language family?
>>
Why is open defecation nonexistent in Pakistan and Bangladesh despite both countries being poorer than india?

Just doesn't make sense, could religion just be it?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AZAD KASHMIR WHEN.
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>>57598050
iktf
>>
>>57598050
>bengali
>pathan ancestry
pick one
>>
>>57601345
It already exists in Pakistan.
>>
>>57601301

I am dakhni, so urdu was my first language.

But, the amount of dakhni muslims in tamil nadu is really small compared to cities like Hyderabad. If you want to survive in Tamil Nadu you HAVE to know tamil.

The only time I ever spoke urdu was at home or at the mosque, literally only spoke english everwhere else.

also who else /dakhini/ here?
>>
>>57601390
But, my surname is Khan. And there were Pathans who did settle in Bengal, though I wouldn't mind if it turned out to be false.

>>57601377
I thought you were Baloch
>>
>>57601441

>english

I meant tamil

Don't stay up until 4 am trying to get hijabi ass kids.
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>>57601500
>baloch
No
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>>57601599
I need to make one of these someday
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Who is going to take all the bengali refugees when their country sinks?
>>
>>57601678
bangladesh will have already colonized most of india by then to form the lungi caliphate
>>
>>57601696
This guy gets it
>>
goray logaan ke threads mein unki language baath kar rahe hein, lekin is thread meh kyun angrezi baath fakath hoti?
>>
Niggas r si lankans tamil out here in Scarborough

Ran a big eat on some iphones from kijiji

Link uppp
>>
>>57602901

do you guys get along with tamils from india? Or do you consider yourselves your own community?
>>
>>57603221
No one really cares desu

Tamils here are either drug dealer criminals or in med/law school, sometimes both
>>
Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFABJOi9f-o

New thread when?
>>
>>57604172

hmm if no one else will ill make it right now
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