mophie edition
crayon pop
2nd for me
NEED a suck
How much money would I need to save in order to have those two piss on my face at the same time?
How much individually?
maisie
Charli
>All the rich elite and globalists are spending millions upon millions attacking Trump
Ah, yes, Trump only serves the rich elite
>friday night
>normies out
nice
the best gimmicks are posted every waking second
>>57584790
i love ricc chan so much ngl
>>57584755
My m8 fingered the both of them behind the bins at a club. Said they were proper dry.
>regressive left
>>57584844
>Said they were proper dry
sounds like he was a bit shit then
java coursework is making me work with possibly the worst graph class i have ever seen
mate found my reddit account lads
really embarrassed atm
>>57584840
keanu a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
>>57584869
fuck OFF sjw
>moyes
>>57584840
>speed was over 20 years ago
blows my mind
My money is on Cameron resigning within two weeks from now
>>57584887
enjoyed all my java courseworks because they were really easy
they had some online marking system too which just run unit tests on your code so it was really easy to get 100% haha
Haven't put my willy in a girl since September lads
>>57584945
me getting fucking murdered out of frame on the bottom right
might wank to some videos of women pissing
>>57584945
>Something something metaphor something something immigration
Haven't put my willy in a girl since tuesday lads
>pakis
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=004_1459997886
>>57584945
me at the bottom getting sliced in half and my blood splattering all over the place
>>57584914
based
sopping wet
>>57585010
bit desperate russia
havent had my willy in a girl since 1993
>>57584945
interesting
it appears that isn't actually sophie
>>57584945
me cosplaying as Steve Martin under her arse
>>57584755
lmao bitch got a dress with fucking pockets on it
lmao next youll see this dipship walk out with a fucking potato sack on
holy shit
>tfw there will never be another Crusade
what's the point of being Catholic, or even living, lads
>>57585093
alri fashion police
>>57585093
you're not black
>Republicans voting Trump
>Republican party don't like it
>Will just ignore the people and elect Cruz or fucking Paul Ryan out of nowhere
"Conservatism" is dead. Utterly dead
>>57585104
seriously. Current pope sucks.
>>57585078
scandolous
>>57584840
My God... Keanu was the original vaper
\//\
Trying to remember if I did a wank earlier.
>>57585173
i'm sure another one won't harm you
Black Principle punches 11 year old White autistic child for saying that his table is for "whites only".
>A Brooklyn father says he’s suing after viewing newly released video footage that shows a school official punching his autistic son in the head.
Anatoly Veltman Sr. is seeking $5 million in damages over the 2014 incident at Public School 225 in Brighton Beach, where a paraprofessional trained to work with special-needs students struck then-11-year-old Anatoly Veltman Jr.
Milton Parker was initially charged with felony assault for striking the boy in the school cafeteria. Parker pleaded guilty last year to a lesser charge — misdemeanor assault — and was required to attend anger management classes, according to WNBC.
The elder Veltman told The Washington Post that he’s still shocked that a veteran paraprofessional like Parker could have assaulted his child.
“I am extremely sad that anyone at all — let alone a paraprofessional at the school — can behave in this manner with a child, especially a special-needs child,” Veltman said. “If he could wind up for a punch like that, the man has big issues.”
>arker — a 26-year veteran of the New York City Department of Education — has since retired and is now collecting a pension. Sanford Rubenstein, an attorney representing the Veltman family, told The Post that it’s “unacceptable for a paraprofessional working in our schools to assault an 11-year-old, autistic child.”
http://archive.is/LPNk4#selection-3961.0-3991.243
>>57585078
Are you the Irish me?
>>57585104
Worship Jupiter like a real autist, senpai
>>57584842
I know right?
>purposefully takes a detour to starbucks in order to finish some work despite it being quicker to do it at home or my place of work
ahhh yes
>>57584831
It honestly makes me glad that you guys are talking about Trump, simply because American media wouldn't shut the fuck up about Kate Middleton and all of your other royal horse shit, so thanks and sorry.
>>57584945
this happens at festivals all the time
>>57585188
Don't want hairy palms 2bh
finding new reasons to hate women
Why did Britain and other countries reject Hitler's numerous peace proposals?
>festivals
>>57585237
wax them
>>57584945
>welcome to Cologne
>the SJW's modus operandi is to complain about everything. disney is subtly mocking them and they're too stupid to see it. i'll just continue enjoying the films for the trash they are and laugh at people who take them too seriously
>>57585237
eat your carrots then lad
>>57585202
Genuinely don't give the slightest fuck about Big Dave and whatever tax shit they're talking about
>>57585269
But that just helps eyesight right?
Independent psychological analysis has for months claimed that Trump suffers from a rare form of schizophrenic depression that produces symptoms such as aberrant speech, outlandish beliefs and severe moodswings. People suffering from the disorder, and Trump is one of them, usually live through rapidly changing belief systems and seemingly adjust their personality weekly.
>>57585202
too bad she has the worst character image songs lol
who /eatsalotofbread/ here?
>toast with breakfast
>greggs baguette for lunch
>pizza for din dins
>about to make two slices of buttered toast right now
tempted to download k-on
never watched an anime before, persuade me.
>Genuinely don't give the slightest fuck about Big Dave and whatever tax shit they're talking about
Why is it always non-lefty posts that get fedora'd?
>>57585240
give me the rundown so far
>>57585302
i just want the cons out so i can get more bennies
me at the back
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=502_1459963202
> tfw we're going to leave europe and go full 1984 police state without EU law protecting our freedoms
>>57585358
Absolute madman
>>57585302
neither desu
>untaxed 30k
ah yes, all the tax we could have collected on that surely would have turned the country around
followed a girl home in my car tonight
>>57585372
because the majority of right wingers on 4chan are pathetic
https://soundcloud.com/thesamles/love-tease
gud sond 3bh
>>57585366
Don't watch it as your first anime.
>my little cat is chasing and bullying the big cat
>big cat goes and hides under crumpled map on the floor
>can see her head poking out
:3
>>57585366
only anime you'll ever need
>>57585372
oh shit lad better buckle up
>>57585366
it's fun and the music is good
apart from the opening themes they're poo lol
can i join a biker gang if i have a car
girl at work was sat in the canteen with a baguette and a cucumber so I went over and asked her what she was doing with them, her reply was "I like playing with them"
bit desperate if you ask me
must be begging for the dick
>>57585379
i would but most of them are highly subjective and i dont feel like getting into an internet fight tonight
just purchased a buddah for my room
>>57585384
nah lad it's the EU that are 1984
As a white person I hereby declare ownership of straightened and blonde hair.
Anyone that is not white and has straight and/or blonde hair are appropriating my culture and will be subject to constant ridicule and bullying
>>57585372
they're triggered but don't have anything to say so they post ebin memes to let you know they're triggered
got headache
>>57585491
but not yours
>>57585491
should have asked if she wanted to play with your cucumber lad
K-ON is utter fucking dogshit
Tried to watch it and I got aids and cancer at the same time
Just start of with Ghibli and stop with Ghibli, everything else is cancerous nonce shite
>>57585491
should have asked if she wants to play with your cucumber
>>57585449
>crumpled map
waste of a map lad
maps are sacred and should be treated as such
Or pic of cat
>the majority of right wingers on 4chan are pathetic
>>57585366
watch these
>>57585513
DO YOU WANT ME SHOT
need my willy sucked
>>57585544
t. pleb
agree that k-on is shit
>>57585540
*puts a cold cloth over your head*
i should have been a photographer tbqh
stop fedoraposting
think the feds are after me lads
>>57585581
same
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=05b_1433237662
>>57585500
actually I'm the same, trying my hardest not to hate women 2bh, trying to reflect on myself instead
>>57585366
Here senpai. you'll be a weeb in no time.
>>57585568
>>57585568
>K-ON
ok
>>57585449
and you're not taking pics because????????????????????????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1b3Wi1lI6Y
>this video
filename
>>57585599
>ordinary photo with some tumblr shite and B&W filter
dont meant to be rude but ???????????
>>57585652
hm?
>>57585610
what did you do
>>57585629
Fucking awesome ragdoll physics dude, what game's this?
cat keeps farting
>>57585553
>>57585543
missing the point
didn't want her too
>you will never be dealt a brutal round of street justice in a Brazilian favela because you were caught stealing a watch from a market
>you will never cowardly curl into a ball on the floor while locals rain punches and kicks on you with their bare and dirty feet
>you will never glimpse upwards thinking it's over before receiving a baseball bat to the face, tasting blood in your mouth as your teeth are smashed to the back of your throat
>>57585629
Was he ok?
>>57585629
hahaha what a fanny
posting a banter
k-on is literally the pinnacle of human accomplishment
absolutely dwarfs any and every previous achievement of mankind
>>57585384
True, we're sleepwalking into a totalitarian state
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
>>57585681
stole a pair of sophies undies from her hotel room
only wanted a wank
>>57585743
>banter
Kill yourself
>>57585743
me on the left
>>57585765
what kind of single file queue would obstruct a pavement to the point of you having to ask people to move? and that's not even to mention the fact you never see people queuing outside jobcentres anyway
>>57585361
lmao what a slut she is
>>57585796
>>57584755
guess which one is a cokehead.
>>57585765
uni is there so more intelligent people don't inflate the job market.
>>57585765
Doesn't really matter what degree/skills you have
Its mostly about connections and nepotism unfortunately
>>57585743
>honkers
kek
'Every time I had sex with my wife, I imagined it was my mother otherwise I couldn't perform': British mum, 51, and son's astonishing relationship after she abandoned him as a baby then reunited 30 years later
>Of course I didn't go to the ridiculous institution of 'university', I learned all my vast array of skills from the school of hard knocks. You pretentious students don't know what a day's work is
>>57585835
Fucking hell, quite a giggle there matey
>>57585361
>>57585853
delete these posts
>uni is there so more intelligent people don't inflate the job market.
>>57585913
says the graduate with no job
who is it
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529180/The-sensational-story-millions-reading-banned-bits-blacked-comply-British-court-ruling.html
>>57585838
@57585865
>>57585899
https://www.instagram.com/omgcosplay/
I bet dating a cosplay girl is rad. Get to bang all those cartoon characters you wanked to as a kid.
>>57585865
yeah we don't want all those hair dressers, media studies and web designers flooding the market m8
>>57585977
(This comment has been censored by the British government).
>>57585990
>dating
>rad
foy
>>57585970
graduate this year senpai
I'm going to apply for sandbags and the civil service fast steam, and get an odd job while I wait. Nowt too clever, just a hod carrier on a site or something
>>57585990
Cosplay is literally an autistic mental disease
What fucking appeal is there
>>57585990
>dating an attention whore
>rad
No senpai
So, when are you cunts leaving the EU ?
Can't wait.
totally friggin rad dudes
like totally awesome
>>57586087
So, when are you cunts leaving the Islamic Caliphate?
Can't wait
>>57586046
>>dating
What do you say?
i'm the best banterer in /brit/
>>57586087
23rd of June is the provisional referendum date, could be a few days before or after though
>>57586136
shagging
>american
>banter
>>57586136
going out with
>>57586104
BOGUS
Imagine actually being this reddit. How do people like this even exist?
>>57586136
rutting
>Vote to Brexit
>Eu don't allow it
>Throw us a bunch of money
>Stay in the EU despite the votes
It's like you people forget what happened to Ireland
>>57586087
when are you cunts leaving?
>>57586165
banging = shagging
>>57586198
nice
>>57586196
>that table
very fucking nice
>>57586196
i actually want to slap that stupid faggot
the computer is fine. it's pretty fucking stupid, but fine. it's the backgrounds that piss me off
>>57585990
Who is crazier. Cosplay girls, or horse girls?
>>57586241
when we leave and the eu falls apart
>>57586241
I'm right there
>>57584755
Look at that graceful neck, chin, those wide spread shoulders. These once fueled poets like Petrarca to the famous Renaissance Italian sculptors
Do you recognize that quality, /brit/?
>>57586225
>applying we will actually leave
it'll be like scottish independence all over again
>>57586196
>>57586225
and Scotland
>>57586196
>computer on the wall
Isn't having your hardware and that exposed bad?
>>57586297
I mean leaving the EU frogcunt
>>57586362
but it looks cool
Mind still feels far too fragile for any psychedelics. Might be some time before I trip again/
>>57586362
yes. he spent tons of extra money to look cool on the internet
>>57586298
you gay?
>>57586377
never
that's why I'm asking when are you leaving
>>57586414
what happened la
really want a rightwing woman to breed with lads
any spare (u)'s
>>57586431
Guy on the right looks like how Paul Gascoigne would look in an alternate life where he didn't turn out an alcoholic.
just dropped 1000ug lads
someone help me pick it up
doggy is doing a tired
>tfw we will inevitably vote to stay in the EU
literally reckon it could go 60/40 lads, all undecided are obviously going to vote to stay
>>57586492
are dave snagged a right milf there
︃>︃>57586474
Running low at the moment sorry.
GOGGLEBOX
Yet to hear anyone give a legitimate and valid reason as to why drugs should be illegal
>>57586492
mad to think of how huge the response to charlie hedbo was, then paris and brussels happened and we're just more complacent, more desensitised than ever before. islamist terror will become so frequent it will become background noise.
>>57586545
Im voting to stay because the surveillance state needs to be reined in by europe or we will go full Orwell
>>57584945
Who is that BLOODY RACIST in the bottom left
>>57586545
If dishface keeps fucking up he could potentially go before the referendum. If Boris gets into No. 10 before June 23rd we have it in the bag senpai
It's a MEME you DIP
>>57586582
You seen that advert from the pharmacy that sponsors The Chase that knocks off Googlebox? It has two big fat black lesbians watching telly, just like Gogglebox. Blatant rip-off (and probably racist to boot).
>tfw British politics are so cucked that Nigel Farage is portrayed as a total lad bantersaurus rex alternative fringe politician because he goespub and smokes
>>57586605
omg so you want terrorists to kill us all
>>57585093
>dipship
cat's farts smell like skips
Need something to eat lads what order?
>>57586622
>Im voting to stay because the surveillance state needs to be reined in by europe or we will go full Orwell
>implying the pooropean poonion care about a surveillance state
consider pooicide
>>57586695
a chinky like i just did
why the fuck won't anyone reply to me
>>57586690
>>57586695
paki deli
went outside in public today twice, at first i was scared but after a while I got used to it
Firstly to take my doggo to the vets and get some tea from the kebab shop with dad
Then I went shopping with mum in tescos, and I was barely even scared at all by then, I wasn't even sweaty. I must be very brave and good at adapting to new intimidating environments like being in public
really want the crayon pop bender to die
>>57586622
All the big dog countries in the EU mass data collect and surveil their population. Do you really think the EU would stop the UK increasing surveillence, why?
What an absolutely retarded reason to want to stay in.
bit dead tonite
is are lank abed?
>>57586657
HOW DARE YOU WANT LESS IMMIGRATION YOU BIGOT
IT'S THE BANKERS FAULT WE CAN'T FIND HOUSES AND JOBS
@57586772
let me put my penis in your mouth and I'll reply
think i might be getting gyno lads
>>57586657
more just how boring and shit the rest of our politicians are
you'd think Cameron would be a bit of a lad because he was a right cokehead at uni but obviously not
>>57586772
appeal to authority
bellend smells of skips
>>57586858
you have a prawny cock
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd9_1459615374
>Rearranging my aquarium
>One of my fish tries to escape my hand by swimming headfirst into the gravel
Why are fish so stupid?
bong
>>57586804
How is he any worse than any of the other waifuists:
>caralad
>sophie paddy
>sersh (rip)
>maisiebro
>kyaryposter
>numerous keion posters
Hint: he's not. He posts his waifu at the top then posts as a normal anon. If you talk to him about Crayon Pop then he will respond but otherwise he is innocuous.
>>57585977
ROCKETMAAAAAAAN
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35997273/caffe-nero-staff-lose-free-lunch-after-national-living-wage-introduced
this is currently the highest viewed article, what a travesty
>>57586907
>He has an aquarium
What's it like being a pedo?
>>57586907
haha
>>57586858
mine smells identical to tuna lad, makes me hungry when i smell me hands after a piss
>>57586943
no lad he's the worst bender of the bunch
>>57586976
>pedo
foy
Ahhh yes, very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4m3AJamQYM
>>57587010
not an argument™
>>57586907
are you the aquariumlad who has to ride his bike miles to go and buy more fish?
dog farted
>>57586802
well done lad!
my bellend smells like the back end of a skip
Mark, staring at a blank television screen and thinking of nothing in particular but how miserable he is, becomes slowly aware of a warmth radiating through the fabric of his trousers. He looks down. There's a hand on his leg. It isn't his.
He stares at it for a moment, feeling increasingly that something isn't quite right about this situation, and then looks up at Jeremy, frowning.
"Jeremy," he says, "what are you...?"
"Shh," Jeremy says. He sounds as if he's trying to be soothing, which, as Jeremy attempting to be soothing for any reason is more or less the least soothing thing that Mark can imagine, only serves to make Mark more tense.
"Jeremy," he says, with a little more clarity.
"Shut up, Mark," Jeremy murmurs.
He seems terribly close all of a sudden. Mark wonders fleetingly whether Jeremy is going to kiss him, and then thinks he must be imagining things, and then Jeremy closes his eyes and leans in and – no, definitely not imagining things.
Mark stays perfectly still.
flatmate is having her friends over
they already blew the fuse to my room twice
waiting for them to leave so i can wank
anyone else playing enter the gungeon
>>57586943
>If you talk to him about Crayon Pop then he will respond but otherwise he is innocuous.
tired already
fucking hell
Some part of his mind is back at that game of spin-the-bottle, but, really, it's nothing like that; Jeremy is being slower and sloppier this time (not that he was ever particularly precise), and his hand is still on Mark's leg, and, crucially, Jeremy kissing him now is just one more thing in a long and infinitely depressing line, rather than the low point of Mark's day. The game of spin-the-bottle was in simpler times.
Mark sort of wants to pull away, but – but it's not bad, exactly, just... weird. Some part of his mind is saying you're being kissed, just enjoy it, you should know that you of all people can't afford to be fussy about who kisses you, and, well.
It can hardly make things any worse.
Mark tries kissing back, tentatively, and feels Jeremy's fingers tighten on his thigh. When he closes his eyes, everything feels less real, like a dream, and so he keeps them closed. Dreams he can cope with; dreams are manageable.
He wonders vaguely about imagining that Jeremy is someone else, but nobody comes to mind, so in the end it's just Jeremy here, kissing him, on the sofa in their flat. Jeremy, his life-ruining flatmate, tasting of life-ruining wedding champagne and still smelling, faintly, of life-ruining wedding-inducing piss, and Mark finds he doesn't mind as much as he would have expected himself to.
Jeremy edges his hand up towards Mark's fly. Mark shivers, involuntarily, but lets him.
people who cannot program should not be allowed to write textbooks
