Robot Edition
karen maisie hannah
maisie
crayon pop
first for masie, cara, crayon pop and kyra
Kyary
>>57431083
disappointing
>>57431083
2/4 not bad
I'm a mix of social and accomplishment
@57431089
joke's on this pleb, I have no imagination
>>57431030
FOAL
>>57431029
I'd struggle lad, I've been at work all day
>>57431027
Na it's just weird, like why would anybody make up lies about somebody's sexuality and then start telling other people?
Can't understand it
Emilia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-35967298
BUTLINS ARE A BUNCH OF BLOODY # RACISTS
>A wrestling show has been criticised for featuring an "Islamic flag-waving baddie" who the crowd were told to boo.
>The character, wielding a green flag emblazoned with Arabic writing, was pitted against a Union Flag-bearing opponent during the Superslam show at Butlin's in Skegness.
>The holiday camp has apologised after a guest complained that the event was in poor taste.
>The show's promoters said they had made a "clear error of judgement".
>Father-of-two Christian Cerisola, from Newcastle-upon-Tyne, complained after attending the bout with his children on Saturday.
>Mr Cerisola described the show as "an horrific race hate-filled 10 minutes with everything wrong on racial stereotypes".
>'Completely unacceptable'
>He said: "I felt I was dropped into the middle of a Britain First rally.
>"Out came 'Hakim', an Islamic flag-waving baddie, and then came Union flag trunk-wearing Tony Spitfire, chanting 'En-Ger-land' over and over.
What happens if I'm skinny as fuck and I start lifting and eating big at the same time
01625 ww@
got poo in my bum
anyone want to play faceit csgo with me
>>57431141
>Tony Spitfire
kek'd
>>57431122
>>57431132
bit of a shitty thing to do
not going to lie if i'm being honest with you
Late 30s milfy type has moved in behind and I've already caught her mirin at me shirtless
The only con is she's a ching chong and ching chongs in general don't do anything for me
this is nice isn't it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35971387
>>57431127
She doesn't want you to start smashing one of the work qts so she told them all you weren't interested to begin with
Here lads how good capitalism start? Did every government make a conscious decision to adopt it after some economist thought it up or what?
>>57431147
you will no longer be skinny as fuck
>>57431201
How is it?
Women are absolute cunts in the workplace
>However the smaller Islamic Central Council of Switzerland said that a handshake between men and women was prohibited. "After the sex attacks in Cologne (on New Year's Eve), they asked Muslims to keep their distance from women; now they demand they get closer to them," spokesman Qaasim Illi told Swiss media.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35967349
made me bristle mildly with anger whilst I was at work
if you are anything above wizard apprentice you should font
>>57431208
sony does it again...true bros...woah
>>57431214
Fucking hell.
Do fatties really do this?
What a cunt
How do I prove I'm not gay? Other than having my gf and not going in talking about vagina or something?
FOALS
O
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYoINidnLRQ
>>57431259
just shout out YEAH I SURE DO LOVE FANNY a few times a day
going to lie if i'm being dishonest with you
>>57431259
shag your gf in front of them
>>57431208
wish there were more nice people in the world 3bh
>>57431030
literally 133
I'm not very successful really though
>>57431279
FONT
>>57431208
very nice
there's a charity called special effect that do this type of stuff as well. their site will give you big smiles desu x
>>57431259
>Do fatties really do this?
Not exclusive to fatties. Happens with all desperately envious people. Even lads.
>>57431296
>>57431203
just tell us when you're going to do it
>>57431201
Also fun
I do believe this is the appropriate hour to roll myself a cheeky spliff lads
On the eve of war, I gave them one final warning. I told them that, if they precipitated another war, they would not be spared and that I would expel the vermin from Europe, and this time once and for all. To this warning they retorted with a declaration of war and affirmed that wherever in the world there was a Jew, there, too, was an implacable enemy of National Socialist Germany. Well, we have lanced the Jewish abscess; and the world of the future will be eternally grateful to us
>>57431367
ahh yes
most intriguing
>>57431367
love these
>>57431259
Fat women are more devious than normal women because they need to be devious more often to get anything.
Make a formal complaint against her and get her fired.
>panama leaks
Dunno why people are getting so riled up about this
Literally all jealous poortherners and chavs
>rich people want to keep their money and not get taxed to shit
Don't even blame them desu
>>57431319
>irish telling me to fuck off
>>57431401
Because they fuck over poor people and the middle class
>>57431384
one day I'm going to search the filename in the archives and see how many of these posts I've made, and how frequently I smoke haha
>>57431420
well done on understanding his post
>>57431401
t. Oligarch
>>57431466
there will be more posts because i copy your gimmick and post it more frequently than you
come to think of it, it's my gimmick not yours
OI, LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ELDAR PANZEE
LOOK AT ME, BEIN A PANZEE ELDAR GIT
>>57431141
>this is a news story
what is the world coming to
>>57431279
Good lad
They're playing around my hood this month with Silversun Pickups I wanted to make the show but my friends are being homos
>>57431411
>tfw no 5ft 3 size 6-8 brunette qt in her late 20's will ever curl up with you and fall asleep with her head on your chest and you just lie there stroking her hair gently while she sleeps
>>57431259
Yea they will, they're "aggressively desperate"
You've got a few options.
1. have your gf come around work more and give them a little show (standard option)
2. smash one of the work qts, they'll tell each other about that (baller option)
3. do nothing and just explain the situation if anybody asks (safe option)
4. blow up on the fat one and tell her to never talk to you or your son again (meme option)
The choice is yours
>>57431507
did you copy my filename though?
>>57431482
1. kill myself
2. no longer have to wake up
this is the end game goal lads
>>57431551
this
>>57431482
gf is cucking me with hitler
>>57431526
>bbc
what did you expect
>>57431222
yeah mate it was invented by henry capital
THE PM IS GONE
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION
ayy guvnahs
what you up to today
If work send me to deal with gay clients and women does that mean they think I'm attractive ?
They do this purposefully
>I.e. Anon he's gay or she's young so we think they'll like you most
>>57431607
post long hair qts
>>57431252
>oh no muslims are raping our women the savages!
>oh no muslims wont touch our women the savages!
pick one
>>57431367
Tis nowt cheeky than having oneselef a spliff as thou calls it.
>>57431588
Heh
>>57431594
does iceland still owe the UK and Netherlands money? Maybe your PM can pay that
>>57431030
Got Cyborg
>>57431607
writing an essay. well technically its a report but whatever.
wbu babe?
>next you're gonna tell me a year has more than 4 months haha *waters crops*
ahh yes impressive post
>>57431594
Good lad
>>57431612
probably
>>57431527
>my hood
>>57431636
He's drawing a comparison between a reaction to a handshake and fucking sexual assault
neck yourself
>>57431620
I'm not that guy unfortunately
Have some feet instead
who /lovescrackling/ here
salty and fatty
ooooooooooo i want some now
dont feel like reporting poleaboo is the right thing to do
feel like ive been too rude to him despite his clear mental illness
doing an ask forgiveness and a "you have a 3 hour headstart to hide your tracks before i go to the rozzers"
>>57431636
poor trolling mate. try harder
>>57430795
no smoke without fire
>>57430835
okay mate, you want oats, any will do, I buy in bulk from Sainsbury's
you want whole milk
you want peanut butter
chicken breasts, if you have a good butchers around you, you can normally buy in bulk on the cheap
rice
pasta
bit of veg (won't give you many calories, but can't do any harm, broccoli, carrots, sweet potato has a fair amount of calories actually)
cottage cheese
this has some good recipes
http://imgur.com/a/5nbmA
get some kitchen scales, otherwise you won't know about portion sizes and the whole thing will be useless
>>57431704
good karen but not a fan of feet x
>>57431401
I thought it was pretty widely known that large companies and rich people will try to hide their wealth semi-legally to avoid high tax rates.
Didn't Amazon move to Luxembourg for the sake of dodging a 10% tax that allowed them to provide their products for the customer for 10% less than the opposition right off the bat?
>>57431704
good post
doing a sneeze
>>57431661
Nope, no money owed. Suck it cunts
>>57431752
how did you obtain this pic of my wife and her son?
>>57431667
just chillin, having fun on the internet, I will be cooking myself some meal in a few minutes
everyday routine 2bh
http://www.xvideos.com/video18440679/thai_hooker_sonya_sucking_my_cock_and_licking_my_asshole
me on holiday
>>57431771
oh well, small potatoes really
>>57431543
you mean my filename
lol
>>57431030
I lost count near then end so I don't know my exact score. But according to that test I'm a Chad.
At the very least I'm a normal fag, but I wouldn't call myself a Chad.
I lost my virginity at 25, but I'm a totally different person now
>>57431825
>ah
foy
Want to inform you lads that I have lost the ability to read and therefore shan't be reading ANY of your posts tonight.
>>57431870
>the state of British education in 2016
>The Pirate Party is now the most popular political party in Iceland
Reddit: The Country
burn the witch
>>57431790
nice!
>>57431825
>Antonio37 - 04/05/2016 2:42 pm
Why on earth would you post a video of that tiny dick??? I thought it was an oversized clit!!
lel
>>57431844
Is that a filing cabinet wallpaper?
the most vile woman i've ever dealt with just was obese. coincidence? i think not
>>57431844
>anything """""""""""""LAD"""""""""""
dropped hard
cha hoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIBo_tetDvo
>haha lads trump is an idiot he inherited his wealth anyway
You have to be an incredibly intelligent and brilliant businessman to turn millions into tens of billions. You people seriously think that Trump makes his deals etc by talking at a 4th grade level like he does in his rallies and speeches? You really think he's going to talk to other heads of state like that all the time? Trump even talks with heads of states for decades with his businesses, only a handful of which have failed out of the HUNDREDS he owns
Think I've been robbed lads
>>57431931
>flag
Every woman you deal with is obese.
Business idea: become a chubby chaser, clean up on the fast food circuit.
potato waffles lads
>>57431976
dank me'em bro!
>>57431959
really fancy a pack of quavers
>>57431401
alri dave
>>57431893
Couldn't read this.
>>57431620
>>57431771
did you protest m8?
>>57432014
Couldn't resist the juicy bait I dangled in front of your gaping maw could you, tubby?
Business idea: Come up with a business idea
Business idea: become a tranny, live the easy life of being a woman
Literally the only reason trannies have increased in the last few years. Everything is set up against men
>>57432063
looks a bit rasheena for me
>>57431894
>Implying there won't be new right-wing parties forming soon to accommodate the majority-right wing population
>>57431898
>COLD
>SALTY
>MEATY
>JELLY
Is it just me or does anyone else have to pee after jizzing all over everything?
>>57431030
129
Seriously don't understand how people can get less than 100. And I'm fucking useless in social situations.
>>57432078
that and the xeno-oestrogens in our water
>>57431959
literal strawman post, not seen anyone saying that
>>57432070
obesity rates in the US and the UK are about the same 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p-8a4cv0kc
>>57431898
>>57432087
>tfw no meat jelly left in the fridge
end my suffering pls
>>57432106
Me too, just did a wank and now need a pee
>>57432137
Back for a second helping I see.
why the FUCK are trains so expensive
christ on a bike
>>57432078
I have my suspicions that it's become the trendy self destructive thing for the excessively angsty to do.
Like 2010's version of the wrist slashing emo kids, but even more gay
>>57432106
always have to piss before wanking otherwise I get the clogged-up feeling
Made £70 commission today lads.
Averaging £50 a day plus my £80 salary
>>57432203
what a beautiful face
>>57432205
this tbqh
>>57432226
barely minimum wage
>>57432202
wew those fuckers are huge
>>57432215
>I get the clogged-up feeling
Wat
IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
>>57432269
Brits have fucked up willys, always complaining about it being clogged up or small or that they've never seen the head
>>57432065
Yup, took some pics too
finally came out to my dad as gender-fluid
>>57432312
ironically voted green and is ee your good sirs share my advanced level of intelli-humour (intelligent humour)
>>57432202
>adult obesity rate in ireland: 14%
>adult obesity rate in england: 24.8%
>adult obesity rate in scotland: 27.7%
that's a 66.5% obesity rate in the UK
the US has a 35.9% obesity rate
Brooke imho
Hello darkness my old friend
I've started posting here again
>>57432265
Min wage is £33k a year?
>>57432350
was it full of liberal cucks or right wing?
also dat entirely homogeneous white crowd
pretty jelly m8
>>57432386
lel
>>57432312
answered UKIP
am I honorary Britbong yet?
>Why yes, I do believe Trump to be an ineffectual businessman when compared to my online pokemon auctions
>Any buffoon or simpleton could multiply their wealth 1000x over if they wanted
>>57432336
Seems like everyone on the 'chon has phimosis, it's really weird.
Just finished Bioshock Infinite lads.
Actually kinda emotional over Brooker's love for his daughteru.
>>57432386
any other country and id say this was a ruse but idk
Neighbors kid came over unannounced to show my roommate his beagle pup
Wish he'd fuck off, the kid can't take a hint to save his life.
>>57432442
shit compared to the first two
sorry to go against the theme of this edition lads but I only just found out that sex is pretty fucking exhausting
why am I so dehydrated
me in the middle when im put in prison
>>57432441
willies don't see enough proper use
>>57432474
Fuck off, it was at least as good as the first and the second was a load of wank put out for morons.
>>57432513
You're a girl?
>>57432423
Both, leftist hate the PM cuz politics and the right-wingers hate him for blatantly lying to them and the nation.
And you can still be as white as us
Just vote UKIP
>he's a cuck that voted for the Tories
good goyim
>>57432386
Is Who Wants to be a Millionaire a game of luck?
I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happen to know the answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.
Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.
For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:
Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95% <--- ask-the-audience
Question 5: 33.34%
Question 6: 33.34%
Question 7: 33.34%
Question 8: 33.34%
Question 9: 95% <--- phone-a-friend
Question 10: 33.34%
Question 11: 33.34%
Question 12: 33.34%
Question 13: 33.34%
Question 14: 33.34%
Question 15: 100% <--- 50-50
Total: 690.08%
Divided by 15 questions = 46.00%
So basically, it's more a less a game of chance, but more than half the people on the show will lose, so it's not very fair. That show is making tons of money off of people.
mum cant find the satnav so is postponing her departure
wrote a very harsh judgement of her here but deleted it in the interest of saving my soul from an eternity of damnation
but i would really like to masturbate so i hope she leaves soon
>>57432513
Hi Casey
lend's a bifta lad, i'll go the offy in a minute an get 20 lambo in a minute
>>57432527
nothing loosens a foreskin faster than wanking
>>57432551
Fantastic tweet
>>57432527
Either that or having a weird willy turns you into an insecure shut-in.
Wiggle are absolutely based
>>57432556
That's not how probability works
>>57432556
good bait
have a (You)
>>57432441
i was circumsised for phimosis when i was young
don't mind it desu, girls don't either
is the reverent worth a watch?
useful to know x
>>57432336
The poor bastards
>>57432624
Dont know what this post means
>>57432672
I'm a fan of the wiggles obv
>>57432663
>don't mind it
but you dont have any frame of reference to compare it to. silly comment 2bh mate.
>>57432665
The revenant? I thought it was alri yeah
can't go home alone again need someone to numb the pain
you're gone and i gotta stay high all the time
to keep you off my mind
;_;
>>57432556
Dumbest post I've ever seen
>>57432602
This is true, I've turned down sex because I had phimosis but now im cut I'm insecure about that as well as
>Fordyce spots
Me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3TdJ4OZzGk
>>57432665
got through like 3 episodes and stopped
have a tiny pencil willy
>>57432669
made me google it to check nice
>>57432669
*steals your PIN*
*enter it backwards from what you said*
foiled again haha
>>57432711
whats that
>>57432739
just be yourself
>>57432663
>>57432719
Most porn is made by Yanks so I doubt most women think that circumcised willies look unusual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_uNraib3g
errytime
>>57432669
why do people get duped by shit like this? why isn't everyone like me, and just instantly distrusts everything?
>>57432792
aha this is going to be good
really like those fizzy vitamin c tablets you put in water
put them in lemonade and they taste well nice haha
always get them from aldi have like one a day
talking to that model blonde haired green eyed girl again, she's back from Germany :3
>>57432669
what if your PIN is the same backwards as forwards? checkm8
>>57432739
pics
>>57432779
>most women watch P in V porn
kek at u
>>57432776
When you put your flaccid nob in a birds mouth and she moves her tongue about erratically
@lisicki
think thats called a camwhore lad
doing an anxiety
How many nights out have you been on in 2016 lads?
I've only been on 8 but in 5 different cities in so I feel like I'm making up for lack of quantity with some cool variety
>>57432669
Even if this is fake what's the worst that could happen?
>>57432792
>'ats what she said AAAAHAHAHHAHA
absolute LAD
>>57432831
did NOT give you permission to post about our correspondence
>>57432904
literally zero
>When your mate brings Moretti to pre-drinks
>>57432906
Your pin gets denied, robber thinks you're being cheeky and breaks your knees
>>57432739
Proofs
>>57432719
Why are you so hostile.
Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>57432869
>women aren't curious about what willies look like before they have sex
>>57432904
30+
>>57432712
Yes I do, I remember having an uncomfortable penis with phimosis. In my case it's had a positive effect on my life.
>>57432829
>put them in lemonade and they taste well nice haha
>>57432872
never heard that wiggles song
sounds like a banger
>>57432904
Literally none except if you count new years. But I am 25 and work now so that's mostly why...
>>57432904
only twice this year. last time i went out i took a shitload of coke, mdma and ket and it took me like a fucking week to feel normal again. can't hack it anymore desu
>In violent opposition to all this sphere of Jewish effort rise the schemes of the International Jews. The adherents of this sinister confederacy are mostly men reared up among the unhappy populations of countries where Jews are persecuted on account of their race. Most, if not all, of them have forsaken the faith of their forefathers, and divorced from their minds all spiritual hopes of the next world. This movement among the Jews is not new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxembourg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States), this world-wide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilization and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing. It played, as a modern writer, Mrs. Webster, has so ably shown, a definitely recognizable part in the tragedy of the French Revolution. It has been the mainspring of every subversive movement during the Nineteenth Century; and now at last this band of extraordinary personalities from the underworld of the great cities of Europe and America have gripped the Russian people by the hair of their heads and have become practically the undisputed masters of that enormous empire.
t. Winston Churchill
>first day at work
>female boss says "you seem like a nice quiet fairy. I like quiet fairies."
W-what did she mean by this?
>>57432904
nil pois
>>57432904
Haven't been on a night out since like 2010 haha
I don't know what phimosis precisely is and I don't want to look it up tbf
>>57432904
Once.
>>57432974
Kek, you got called gay mate
>There are people here who can actually remember the amount of nights out theyve been on
absolute shut ins
>>57432966
well i'm 24 and I work 6 days a week but I managed those 8 so i'm not taking that excuse
hmm. not a fan of this "United Kingdom" they speak of.
>>57432669
>Chardonnay the single mother on benefits shares this
>>57432974
she's going to get her bf to shag you
jelly ngl
>>57432974
She was testing you, should've bent her over the table to assert your dominance.
>>57432904
Haven't been on a night out since 2013.
>>57433002
Like osmosis but for willys
>when the beer and banter is flowing.
Might become a priest desu lads
>>57431030
+4
+3
+2
+2
+1
+1
+3
+2 - although I haven't seen him in a year. We talk regularly on skype.
+1
+4
+3
+1
+2
+2
+2
+1
+1
+3
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+1
45
I'm a robot
>>57432974
aha gayboi
>female boss
how horrifying
wouldn't work for a cunt
>>57432964
not even a meme they actually do
talking about this type of thing
>>57433059
Good lad.
>>57433002
When your foreskin's too tight to be pulled back.
>implying every single person in the country wouldn't find a legal way to avoid tax if they could
Literally just plebs complaining about leaders because they can and the leaders are evil villains.
*solves relativity in my head*
ah yes very impressive
>Why yes, Trump may be a 'billionaire', but so would I my dear with favourable economic circumstances, hindsight and entrepreneurship.
>>57431030
>tfw no need to update this time after time
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and MAYBE JUST a dash of formaldehyde
>tfw I'm now part of the Help To Buy master race
>female boss
>how horrifying
>wouldn't work for a cunt
