crayon pop edition
karen
cara.
Kyary
More like gay on nob edition
HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
shit thread
>>57434354
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm leftists?????????????????
>>57434449
literally a paki thread
>>57434449
>>57434472
technically this is the real thread
>>57434319
Same, good taste.
>>57434383
Well, it's not officially sanctioned by the fascist Flag Institute but the reddit flags developer accepted it anyway ;^)
>>57434562
Might do a Bath flag and see if I can wangle it in.
>>57434645
The Chester flag is actually sort of real, it's just the Flag of the Chester Herald of Arms. But the dev doesn't exactly check so you'll get away with it.
Just been to Morrisons for the first time in my life
Was fucking shite. They need to sort their stocking/logistics out s m h.
Going to have to walk 20 mins further to Sainsburys to get a weeks shopping B A K A.
>>57436797
haha
*opens third eye*
stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
babymetal
isa
fuck off billionaire
big dave
jizzed
k stew
kev
brit bf
our nige
bit cold out
kyary
stannis
group poo at 2
business idea
bantchester
corbyn laden
jezza
do the gayon poop girls wear helmets so their fans can identify with them better?
>>57436797
aldi master race
>Labour represent working class families like me by flooding our towns with cheap immigrants which adds more people to the pool looking for jobs, strains my services and increases the demand for the limited housing available. That's why I vote for Labour every election!
>>57434353
post more korean, chinese and japanese qties please
t. waifu aficionado
>I rate any of the Kardashians
Kyary
>I rate
wdhmbt?
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF
>>57437157
big bradley :DDDD
>>57436797
morrisons is shit, watch out though there's a bloke in here that fucking bums them
>>57437147
good lad, can't beat German engineering
redpill me on 4F-MPH
>went to bed an hour early last night because my computer somehow gained an hour even though it is set to automatically update time and was fine the day before
>>57437077
>Labour represent working class families
No one actually thinks this other than Labour MPs, even then, I suspect it's just lip service.
just got banned on /tv/ so i'm coming here now
>>57437139
still upset I see
>>57434353
>Messages you send to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info.
What does this mean?
fox hunters BTFO
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/05/trolls-target-family-of-girl-9-killed-cotswold-hunt-bonnie-armitage
>>57437218
>Banned on /tv/
How the fuck do you manage that? I've been a right fucking cunt on /tv/ for years and have never got banned once
korean girls desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAUlbQXKDRg
>>57437161
nana
Really love fanny, lads
Great fun to slide into
>>57437274
Never made porn threads?
>>57437274
What? /tv/ is probably the easiest board to get banned from on 4chan.
KENDALL
>>57437274
posted a thread with a porn actress in the OP
Torres no ;_;
lads what does voluntary excess mean for car insurance
>>57437329
That's /sp/.
>>57437286
>5'7" is pretty tall
what the fuck is average height
>Torres
>torres
>>57437385
means youre a stupid gay cunt
Where do you guys get your penis inspected when your cinema has a no singles policy?
FROM TORRES to >TORRES
>de gay
>>57437274
post nude scene from film or make a waifu thread is 3 day ban
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCRATCHING POSTS
>>57437371
what a dickhead
>torres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6SIw30IOt8
anyone on earth want to watch some pro halo together x
The card he got it was a red Torres, Torres
>>57437393
it really isnt, im 6'5 i must be i giant if i ever go there
also my arms are so long i can hug 4 girls around the waist at once
>>57437446
literally my reaction when I see a nipple posted on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzlbh4or3c
very upset with this
no one talks like this
>>57437487
with you? sure x
>>57437387
No it's not.
>Barcelona losing
>Oh, shit. Better send someone off
>>57437508
alri Mr Tickle
'look how hot this 16 year old is guys'
>posts video of a plastic surgery job so common that the look is actually cliché
>>57437520
what do you mean by this
>>57437521
yay! *catches you*
x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq9fGwJ_HQE
*looks deep into your eyes with my pupils as big as the moon*
*as the strobe lights blast you see the corner of my mouth point upwards in a half smile*
*I take the cigarette out of your mouth with my right hand and move in to kiss you*
>>57437570
couldn't get the loan for your surgery?
>>57437551
>>57437520
been at housemates with KK, safe bloke
>>57437258
Messages you send are now encrypted all the way from your machine to the recipients.
i hate flirting. really is cringey. seems like its an unavoidable part of seduction these days though.
>>57437585
*wonders to myself how it ever came to this*
*cyber-squad kicks in the door and we go out guns blazing*
>tfw will never be a cyber punk
>>57437520
>>57437636
*houseparties
>>57437636
*K
racist
having a proper banter with a mate
>>57437694
subliminal messaging in this webm, do not watch
why are fat people allowed to exist
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/gastric-band-appeal-amy-murray-11138741
>>57437668
yeh i preferred it back in the day when the 'rents would just arrange me a marriage with a qt 10 year old
>>57437727
what is she trying to convey?
>>57437585
liked mall grab before anyone else 2bh.
>>57437551
alri
>>57437694
her face barely changes throughout the webm
pretty spoopy
>>57437756
I believe its >tfw no kgf
>>57437586
i'm not an ugly nip so i don't need it
>>57437668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MCC6B8P_g
easier than it looks 2bh
>>57437147
agreed, feels good walking out of aldi with a weeks worth of shit for 20-30 quid
>>57437766
literally the first song I've heard by them, got linked from a Hidden Spheres track
got anything else similar
>>57437789
well that's upsetting
>>57437668
or you could just ask girls out
you probably think flirting consists of subtle, ambiguous comments when this line of thinking is really just denial covering your cowardice
>>57437792
You'll have to conform with us one day
Leaving ALL of my preparation till tomorrow night
except clothes
>>57437653
How come I only got the message with one contact?
>>57437777
fuck one off
>>57437839
extremely average
there were about 12 better looking girls at my 6th form desu
getting de ja vu posting this w e w
>>57437818
just ask /bleep/ for the latest meme house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkfvlQ75WUg
>>57437841
preparation for what? :3
>>57437694
whats her hourly rate
>>57437902
The race war
>>57437530
You get banned for making sports threads
>>57437861
I don't know, what app is it?
>>57437429
>taiwanese
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHINA LAND ONRY
>>57437894
>>57437923
Grindr
>>57437902
japan
anglos unite
*checks my stock indexes*
Very nice, impressive
*shorts the stock and hides all the money in an offshore account*
Ah yes
>>57437901
don't want to get bullied Tbh
>>57437834
nah your simplistic projection is incorrect, soz.
>>57437923
>>57437939
fat fucking weeb
You lot seen they're making a Rush Hour TV series?
What a fucking joke
>>57437971
not much, you?
>>57437939
hot
what is this "eternal anglo" meme
who migrating here?
Me slightly on the left
>>57437818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v7Agx74gsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9oKy74qbdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Zq9DXHCU8
>>57438000
>>57437994
Are Chris Rock and Jackie Mason doing it or are they getting younger actors in?
>>57437971
Yeah What's the app?
>>57438026
>>57438048
>Jackie Mason
They're getting new, young literally whos in
>>57437994
who cares? TV is for braindead morons anyway. stop concerning yourself with plebian shit that doesn't matter.
>>57437668
its pretty easy m8
but I guess it just comes natural
it helps if you and the girl have a good rapport as well
>>57437965
just telling you what works for me bud :^)
girls who play games and require guys to flirt are few and not worth the time
also
>waah he use a couple big word
>better call it simplistic to knock him down a peg
>>57438045
Fuck off Harry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y0lO7qdEbA
>>57438075
Portland would never allow this
>TV is for braindead morons
>find a nice car
>check insurance
>cheapest is £4,000
gf is going to nz with her friend for 1 month
that's one whole month no sex
haven't masturbated in years
what the hell am I going to do
>>57438026
>>57438075
lmao literally the most pinko part of the nation
wtf? I love cats now!
>>57438075
>>57438026
>>57438150
get a twingo
>>57438155
Won't be a month without sex for her
>>57438114
>big words
lol ok mate. thanks for your input.
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with white flight
>>57438150
wtf i hate cars now!
>>57438167
what brand of cat is this?
>>57438201
>>57438127
Rad tune
https://www.fb.com/iamiskra/videos/795147470619864/
>>57438155
rak off cunt
>>57438205
Yes, those are big words for someone like you.
>>57438155
she's going to get absolutely kiwi'd when the wheels hit the tarmac
>>57438227
Chinese
>>57438227
it's a human m8
look closer
Rate my gf
what's your biggest dream /brit/?
mine is to become PM for life and breed a race of supermen out of Canada
>>57438155
while you're at home alone thinking about her, she's going to be out getting plastered with some young hot kiwi lads
doing a walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JyUD79ky8s
will they pay me if i do this job simulator thing
>>57438329
I dream of a free Tibet
>>57438329
eh aboot
>>57438350
make your mind up
my gf
lads
>>57438413
I love her
>>57438413
looks like my high-school gf
>>57438328
>lay down next to her
>take a bite out of her ice cream
what would she do lads
>Pro
>Halo
My condolences
>>57438461
oh
my
god
>>57438461
surely he'd get told to fuck off everywhere
>>57438461
me on the bottom right
>>57438350
Used to be able to do this when I was a kid.
>>57438461
>all benders
whats your point?
>>57438461
lad from the 40s looks the gayest
>>57438483
tell you to fuck off yank
>>57438413
Why is she pretending to be asleep?
>>57438461
And in 40 years young people will be talking about how hipsters were so cool with those thick rimmed glasses and tight jeans
lads rec me some biscuits i could use to dunk in my tea
>>57438485
not necessary
we're the most relevant e-sport going AND we're on console
alri lads got 12 hours to kill before mumy and dady return home
what do
>>57437551
obscenely amusing post
>>57438596
tea biscuits
>>57438528
did you make this?
About to join the tracker fund master race lads.
Also anyone know who's got the best savings account right now? Heard Santander does 5%
>e-sport
>gf is preggers
>wanted a based son
>it's a girl
>release she will grow up to be a slag
disappointed desu
>>57438599
*posts TI5*
pfft, nothing perso-nal kiddo
>>57438528
I don't get it
>e-sport
>>57438658
wifes daughter doesn't have the same ring to it does it
>we're the most relevant e-sport going
>>57438658
just raise her well and pay attention to her
>>57438691
absurdly yukworthy post
>>57438668
alri slithice
>>57438668
>2015
>relevant
dear oh dear
>>57438708
>Iceland
>>57438596
t. biscuit
>>57438688
wifes sketlet
>Look up best savings accounts.
>Al Ryan comes up 2.78% interest
>Says it's Sharia Compliant
How is Sharia Compliant if there's interest?
>>57438751
>nipples
>>57438715
this
>just about to have a massive wank
>flatmate comes home
going to make diner
>>57438774
they give the interest to paki friendly things
dota > halo
>it's an everything gets fedoro'ed episode
>>57438760
didn't want to post one of smaller dota tournaments tbqh
>>57438774
They don't pay you interest, they give you a loyalty reward at the end of the year that happens to equal 2.78% of your stored income
stop fucking talking about esports
stop fucking talking about kpop
*kills self*
>>57438715
you would literally die if you said that to my face
>its a have to get ready for work in 5 minutes because for some retarded reason you agreed to cover someones shift even though you werent meant to be working episode
>>57438958
It's because all the cool kids are on /sp/ watching the footy
>dad is dead
>never passed on to me his cooking skills or taught me basic shit like how to change a tyre or put up a shelf
>he will never be around to see me graduate
>or see his potential grandchildren
>e-sports
>>57438984
>>57438819
yukworthy as in funny
im laughing at halo
How do you make sure your daughter doesn't succumb to degeneracy
>>57439011
he's watching from the afterlife lad
>>57439025
put a finger up her bum once a day
>>57439011
>good
>that's what google is for
>who fucking cares, everyone has a degree these days
>>implying you'll have kids
rafi fuck off you little melt
>>57439025
convert her to islam as soon as possible
>>57439025
beat her with a belt
>>57438899
halo's more alpha doe
>>57439025
kill her
>>57439025
all daughters need a strong father figure. She needs discipline but obviously don't be a cunt
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
this is me
>>57439021
alright then
*resheaths sabre*
>>57439050
edgy little faggot: the post
purging my music folder
>>57439065
nah mate
>>57439025
imprison her in a home-made dungeon and impregnate her with pure untainted children.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN LADS
>>57439065
>>57438899
>>57438599
normie "gamers" get out
>>57438329
alter my DNA so i can become a cosmic immortal
Is there a word in the english language for these two words in serbian:
Kajmak - When you boil milk for the first time it;s that thin skin that forms on the surface as it cools down, it's rich in fat and proteins
Zazubice - certain type of envy or jealousy you feel (supposedly in your teeth, as the root is zub - tooth) when you see someone eating something delicious and you can't join in.
Why do leftists want to import homophobic Arab culture like this into Europe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Su0dcP2VA
I can't understand their logic
>>57439107
yes mate
>>57439049
>>57439059
>>57439064
>>57439069
>>57439073
>>57439108
wow thanks lads. I was hoping for some actual moral advice. I didn't realize this was /b/
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT
I'M IN LOVE WITH STACEY'S MUM
>>57439172
nah mate
>>57439174
>realize
fuck off yank
>>57439174
>I was hoping for some actual moral advice. I didn't realize this was /b/
>>57439174
fuck off newcunt
>it's a 'Jeremy Kyle bleeps out half the conversation so you can can barely hear what's going on' episode
>>57439118
>esports
>normie
nar
>>57439174
why do you expect anyone here to have any advice re raising children
>>57439150
because their real enemy are non-cosmopolitan white people at home
also they believe that foreigners are essentially children who can be easily "converted" to their side.
>>57439172
why would you save gifs and webms of guys you fucking bender
>>57438658
Daddy should get the first slice
