tits edition
cara
top tits
2 threads within the space of like 2 seconds i'm confused what do help lads
>>57434354
That's a blue board
not going in the gayon pop edition
boycotting it
crayon pop?
>>57434367
>girls that wear pants that aren't leggings or jeans
why? it looks hideous
>>57434402
pick a thread
I'm staying in this one haha
Hello
>>57434430
to hide little bums
It's pronounced 'cooked' not 'cucked' you absolute spackers
Not even remotely amusing
>>57434460
fat fucks
>>57434430
ummmm end your life lol?
>>57434430
>>girls that wear pants
glad I've been able to create TWO new threads in a row haha
>>57434460
Why do so many British women have such busted faces?
>>57434491
t. someone kukd by his gf
>>57434491
wondering if there any regional accents where they sound the same
>>57434519
because they're british
>>57434354
Hello there brit friends
I've been appointed with an english drug dealer character in my roleplaying game.
please give me some idea on how to play it
>>57434491
>t. kuck
would quite like a sharon van etten gf lads
>Get told I'm getting a £210 bonus tomorrow and it will be paid in that night
>Check bank account today £129
Yeah how they work that tax out then?
>>57434519
irish genetics
>>57434551
her eyes are extremely far apart
came inside a cute 17 yr old today
decent fanny 2bh
>>57434534
I'd pronounce them the same ngl
>>57434534
Probably brummy
Business idea: steal other people's gimmicks and post them as my own
>>57434534
northern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANn3Xa-VKLI
>>57434572
FONT
>>57434354
>>57434572
why lie m8
Business idea: steal other people's gimmicks and post them as my own
>>57434605
Shane O'Mac is back? Wew.
>>57434625
you're a little late, an irish lad has been doing that for years
>>57434430
>pants
Fuck off yank
>ywn be this good looking
just fucking end it all lads
https://youtu.be/lO_uNraib3g?t=542
>>57434617
Well I should specify, I am 19 lel
first time I've shagged in a room 2bh
>>57434491
Wat
>>57434625
been doing this for years m8
also steal peoples image/filenames and pretend to be them to tarnish their rep
>Mick Jagger supports BREXIT
Ah yes very impressive
>>57434605
>women
>>57434462
What breed of nigger is the one on the left? its cute
gf just sent me this
>>57434605
daft bint
kek
just saw a kid on a scooter ride straight into a parked car
all his mates are standing around him
fucking normie TWAT
>>57434430
>pants
kill yourself
wish crayon pop lad would die
>>57434625
Was doing this six months ago. Check the archives.
>>57434665
>instead of laughing at these plonkers and their shitty lad behaviour you immediately start crying over how good looking they supposedly are
you are a loser. and a queer.
reminder that if you support the monarchy you should get your takeaways from kukd.com
We are so, so close.
We were born just in time to be part of a collapsing Western civilization
How does that make you feel?
>>57434551
Oh god, how cute
>>57434671
>live in America
>spout uninformed opinions about referendums
Sean Connery all over again
business idea: become a tranny and wank off on chaturbate living off tips
why are there so many brits on /int/
>>57434741
cant wait to see him desperately get his thread linked here at 310 posts before a new thread gets made. pathetic cunt
>>57434753
apathetic
>>57434625
was doing this seven months ago. Check the archives.
>>57434784
more like why are there so many brits in /brit/ lik hellooooo
>>57434810
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MANKIND!!
Business idea: Kill yourself and come back as a Korean girl and making money eating food on cam.
*enters the thread*
*virgin detector shoots up to ten*
ahhh, yes
and i'm hungry like the wolf
>>57434354
the fuck is up with that filename
>>57434753
>loss of religion
but science is a religion
Easties soon lads
Will phil stay true to his word?
Will abi be caught out?
Will mick forgive nancy?
>>57434747
can't help it lad, look how cute he is
>>57434810
did he ded
gf telegraphed me this
>>57434834
Might take forever to roll that, at the mercy of rng
Did a run lads x
why are young people such knobheads
need a chess coach in my life
>>57434810
AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!
lads why the FUCK is youtube doing this now
Where are the right wing parties?
Far Left: Green, SNP
Left: Labour, BNP
Centre-Left: Conservatives
Centre: UKIP
>science is a religion
>>57434902
>implying maturity is directly correlated to age
can't find the oneitis's reddit account
haven't had a poo in three days and can feel nothing brewing in the chamber bit confused ngl
>>57434920
All of those are far right
>>57434892
splits could be better but nice one on the distance
>>57434892
Well done x
I'm the originator of the check the archives 6 months ago gimmick
Don't believe me?
Check the archives
>Green comes out as anti EU
>Corbyn is unfriendly to the EU
>Suddenly all the commies on facebook are saying they're voting out after calling everyone voting out a racist nazi
>>57434665
Can't take any of these "people" seriously
>>57434948
I've been giving you a pooectomy every night
Fuck lads I think I might actually get a job soon.
>tfw thinking about all those /brit/ threads I will miss out on every day
Feels weird.
>>57434354
testing
is the new tax year considered a new month for ISAs?
>>57434981
Find me a commie who isn't voting out already.
>>57434920
Incredibly moral post.
>>57434985
oh crawl back under your rock you odious little parasite
fuck virginia
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bGRuvuN8y9
Wish I was a yank ngl
>>57435024
>>57435047
>"u wot m8?!"
>"Alri den, comeondencomeonden"
>TV licences exist but internet licences don't exist
Doesn't even make sense.
>>57435066
i'm one of them shhh don't tell
>>57435066
Alright, which one of you fuckers are part of the three?
>>57434940
>>implying maturity is directly correlated to age
can't believe how tainted the collective unconscious of the british people is
I just wanna post this again
>>57432556
You are so goddamn retarded and bad at math its hilarious
anyone know the song at 10:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_uNraib3g&feature=youtu.be&
>>57434940
t. im 13 and mature for my age
>>57435116
yes it does
>>57435066
*runs away*
>When she protects her tweets
>>57434956
Cheers pham
I know my splits aren't great, I learnt today that I peak too early and my first mile is too quick and I tire myself out and run shit for the rest of them
If I could sustain 8:30 for 13 miles id be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDmbKzaCkGY
excellent background music 2bh
Downloaded the RAT
Seems to be easy enough to use
Just gotta send it now
It's coded in Java (.jar)
Should probably practice on the dyslexic Bulgarian/Russian girl
>>57435188
>when you can slide into her DMs cos she follows you back
>>57435148
what's /bleep/?
>>57435188
dozy cow
>>57434920
rorke
>>57434952
rasheed
really annoyed about how little crisps they put in a packet now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Q3z39RS4g
When was the last time you had a job poleaboo? Back in your blog days you were working / seeking work all the time.
>>57435221
post some pics of her or link them senpai
>>57435208
you the lad that was talking to me about C25k a while back?
what's your aim
lose weight/for fun?
>>57435224
/mu/ general
>>57435221
Tell her I saw a Labour Party political broadcast earlier and thought of her.
>>57435066
I don't have a TV ya div
>>57435188
commie twat
>>57435308
sound shite
Inshallah have you recited the takbir today brothers?
>>57435188
she's a sexual abuse survivor
The Tories represent no one and only exist because of other people's money
Labour represent no one only exist because people don't like the Tories
Yet everyone votes for one or the other
>>57435210
Ya, Amon Tobin is pretty chill.
>>57435224
A thread about club music on /mu/ originally made by B&B.
do y'all realize how fucking crazy and weird it is to stalk grils on the internet? get some help
>>57435330
Toilet scrubbing cunt
>>57435349
Yeah she's had it hard.
>>57435405
Crazy and weird are subjective
>>57435405
it's just one guy
watching old stgggs videos lads
love it
>>57435319
Don't *EVER* tell me what to do.
thinking of going to nyc on my own for a little bit, any of you lads done anything similar? how weird would it be to be a tourist alone?
>>57435384
>not browsed /bleep/ in weeks
>missed all those hidden gems of bangers that get posted
>>57435349
>survivor
Sexual abuse generally isn't fatal in itself 2bh
another rainy depressing morning in the cemetery
what happened to that asian american girl who used to complain about not being able to get a bf because all the guys wanted white gfs
Would you?
>everyone migrates to the first linked new thread
>except if it's a weeb edition
Very good system lads, let's stick to it
>>57435274
God bless those /lit/ lads
>>57435447
I almost never visit anymore. Cornettogate was too much.
>>57435221
don't undertstand a single word in that image lol
Got introduced to the sales team at work today for the first time.
Literally an entire office full of qt's hidden away that I never knew about.
Only problem is I think they picked up that I was fucked on benzo's even though my boss didn't.
>>57435284
The amusement park, September, just before the second arrest
It just broke me, I couldn't find the strength to try to pick myself up again (within 6 months I was arrested twice, fired twice and suspended from uni, it would break anyone)
Aberdeen was better for finding employment anyway, so now, here in Rochdale/Manc, it's too hard to get a job, so there's little motivation to even try
Would like to get a nail and hammer it into Lisicki's forehead
>>57435458
Christ
They put those tombstones any closer together they're going to have overlapping caskets.
>>57435439
So help me God, when I come to power you'll be the first to the gulag.
>a trunk is a boot
>take out is take away
>tennis shoes are trainers
>pussy is a fanny
>underwear is pants
>pants are trousers
>mates are not strictly people you fuck
>straight people put fags in their mouths
all of you can fuck right off
>>57435455
it is if you do it properly
>>57434519
Shit genetics, shit diets, and for some reason they have no idea how to apply makeup
These problems become less pronounced as you move up the social ladder though
>>57435455
woah TWs please you bigoted fuck
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/717004263927463936
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/713795092855787521
>>57435494
>benzos at work
>not speed
Cmon lad. Hop on that 4F-MPH.
>>57435490
post some bangers
>>57435494
Would give her the best 10 seconds of her life, till i cum
>>57435504
that was what you got 100 years ago if you had a bit of money
the poor would go in unmarked mass graves
>Americans actually have a no-singles policy in their cinemas
Unbelievable. I thought it was just memes
>>57435599
When you have sex for the first time or with someone attractive the problem is more getting it up and/or cumming, not going off early.
>>57435521
sneakers is the yank equivalent of trainers you dopey cunt
>Record high immigration under tories
Ah yes very right wing
>>57435676
exactly, the fascists
Abusing benzos for over 2 years but I only got blepharospasms for the first time 3 days ago. This is my 4th day off the pills and the spasms are getting worse
>In those rare cases, the symptoms are often severe enough to result in functional blindness. The person's eyelids feel like they are clamping shut and will not open without great effort. Patients have normal eyes, but for periods of time are effectively blind due to their inability to open their eyelids.
bit worrying
>>57435676
>muh capitalism
Why did people get so worked up about this?
>>57435458
I went to the beach this morning, it was smashing.
>>57435656
for you
i swear gays like cock more then girls do
>>57435699
I'd just open my eyes Tbh
problem solved
Just made an absolutely dank pepe, feel free to save but DO NOT repost. Thanks.
>>57435676
ukip is the only party against immigration, correct?
>>57435591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRHEbmhPPEE
Do these twitter communists just big each other up in a bubble, they get more outrageous with their ideas each time I visit their twitter
>>57435586
I've got some modalert on the way to switch things up; don't think I can keep up with the xanax abuse because the memory loss is fucking me over big time at work.
>>57435599
Think I'd explode just by rubbing it against her skin 2bh
>>57435737
men are pretty sexual beings. combine that with a dangerous fetish like homosexuality and you have cock-zombies effectively.
>his pier isn't the longest pleasure pier in the world
>>57435719
He's a posh cunt trying to suggest he's a man of the people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac
L M A O
>>57435790
why even live
are there people in this general who actually like the monarchy
BRITISH WOMAN HAS EARS AND NOSE REMOVED IN ORDER TO LOOK LIKE A DRAGON
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/05/former-banker-gets-her-ears-and-nose-removed-so-she-can-look-lik/
>She calls herself Tiamat for short - the name of a video game dragon.
>"Great" Britain
Going camping with the oneitis next month. What should I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2IO5ifWKdw
>>57434354
What?
Where are the tit pictures?
>>57435790
>being proud of a platform installed so you can get as far away from your shitbox town as possible
>>57435823
bring a tent
>>57435779
>each time I visit
Well maybe they do it to keep their fans happy, you seem to like it and it makes you go back for more.
>>57435816
>Tiamat for short
>the name of a video game dragon.
Ree
>>57435816
I see your mum is taking the divorce well
cook marshmallows over a fire
I just had a really profound thought but I forgot what it was.
Oh well. It would only have been fedora'd anyway.
>>57435848
post a pic of yourself and we'll have one
>>57435823
Bring some acid
Are Syrians white?
>>57435784
makes sense
while we're about it why do so many gays hate bisexuals and call them 'biscum' or w/e
>>57435850
stay jealous
>>57435916
Was honestly considering that.
>>57435850
so THATS why Blackpool has 3 piers
>>57435797
So being able to afford an actual nice burger makes him a cunt?
>>57435816
>woman
>her
>she
>she
>herself
im watching japanese adverts on youtube but i dont know any japanese
>>57435570
This girl is such a moron
>posts her fanny on social media
>broadcasts her (probably "self diagnosed") "severe depression", "anxiety", and "hallucinations" on social media like ever 15 year old scene girl in the past decade
>broadcasts her alleged sexual abuse (probably bullshit) on social media
>"DON'T TRIGGER ME YOU DISGUSTING CAPITALIST MALE PIG!"
>posts about supporting communism for her parent's large home in the upper middle class suburbs
>still somehow things anyone should ever give a damn about her political ideals, she's clearly the most stable individual on the face of the earth
Is she fucking 12? What a dramatic,useless, immature slut.
been picking my nose for the past 15 minutes and only just realised i've got a shit stain on my finger
how do i clean my nose
>>57435954
Fuck off Tory twat
Reminder that if your city doesn't have an underground rail system then you're living in the third world.
>>57435963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_yMkBttqo0
My favourito ado
>>57435951
kek
>>57436013
>non-Londoners desperately trying to be relevant
>>57435998
bleach
>>57435850
When I feel the inclination I can walk to the end of it and leave the country for a while, look back at it knowing there's sea between me and all of it. Inlanders, soul-less beings that they are, can never know this feel.
>>57435920
yes
>>57436013
Reminder that in some areas of Glasgow the average life expectancy is 55
what is Tesco like
Can't decide which to pick
>>57436075
Like posh Wal-mart
>This literally happened
>People do not give a shit
>People will still happily allow these people in the country
>>57435971
>posts her fanny on social media
Show me lad
>>57436067
>gif
fuck off
>>57436082
middle
>>57436013
the glasgow ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''subway'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' is practically 3rd world
>>57436075
I get the based 3 quid deal lad, it's top notch
>The out campaign has done literally fuck all
When they pulling their finger out?
>>57436013
right because because when it comes to cities bigger = better rite
Am I dumb cause I dont get it?
>>57436096
isolated incident
>>57436100
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/713466635634483202
>>57436096
he comes from a Christian family mate
>>57435971
>like ever 15 year old [..]
well she's 17 so maybe that explains it pal
>>57436170
oh that's a good one
>>57436100
he is mixing up fanny (US) with fanny (UK). fanny here means arse
>>57436170
>>57436096
Small price to pay to live in such a diverse utopia
>>57436170
she told her mum that her dad wanted a divorce as an april fools prank
>>57436203
HAHA OMG NO WAI
Need a gommie bf
odds i do a wank before bed
evens i just go to bed
>>57434354
Anyone know where I can fuck a chink in Cardiff?
juan I swear to god, don't fucking reply to me again
>>57435719
As an American this is weird as fuck.
Even the richest, most powerful Americans enjoy normal fast food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiB32q5QpYg
>>57436082
Are you fucking stupid? middle all the way
leftists?
>>57436214
I know that, what does "why do u want a divorce" mean? Is she asking the dad or the girl?
anyone in or near manchester want their dick sucked?
>>57436290
big fan of these posts
keep it up bud
>>57436013
>being proud of a tunnel installed so you can get as far away from your shitbox town as possible
>>57436282
they don't get rich by eating lobster and caviar every day
>>57436322
the dad presumably, hence why she said it was successful on her mum and dad
>>57436335
Yeah
>>57436335
Poleaboo does
