Law abiding citizens only edition
cara
>>57439951
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459887289803.webm
Legitimate modelling career
>>57439951
vile
crayon pop
wise words
KPOP XDDDD
im one of them haha
>>57440139
JANNYYYYYYYYY
why are you guys so fucin rewd
Kyary
@57440097
not discussing flag issues with a flagless runt, sorry
dismayed how ugliness has infested our society
how beauty and strength of mind and body is seen as vile
>>57440190
Lefties hate themselves and need everyone else to be as ugly and hateful as they are
>>57440178
>doing this cross thread
brutal
charli
Is this any good?
tempted to replace my htc one with an iphone 2bh lads
Why do people not quote properly?
Does anyone even bother looking back to see who they quote?
>>57440300
get a OnePlus One
>>57440242
>flagless mobile runt posting after the new thread announcement
he asked for it
>>57440178
good god youre some bastard
Sent from my iPost
>>57440177
why does she wear the mask??
>tfw you arent a nouveau riche startup lad on the west coast of america
GOD SAVE THE FUTURE PAKISTANI KING LAD
gf just sent me this
>>57440277
Lets be real, except for the racism and attempted genocide, Hitler was the GOAT world leader
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459887598320.webm
Hardcore Henry looks so fucking shit but normies will flock to see it
What ever happened to to sershalad?
@57440343
read but immediately purged from my memory
>>57440260
good post
I can't take losing people anymore. When friendships eventually fade and it becomes difficult to stay in touch. I keep losing people. It feels like a death each time because realistically I will never see them again. I miss them.
>>57440115
Imagine if the world was actually the wonderful Disney movie he seems to think it is.
>>57440349
Why do you think?
>>57440404
dont care
Sent from my iPost
>>57440404
you extra flag wankers are circlejerking cunts
>>57440300
iPhones are bretty good.
Some fags will say 'muh customization muh fredom' but iPhone is simply better. I have an iPhone from 3 years ago and it works just like the new one I have
LYIN' Ted Cruz is going to get B T F O in 2 weeks
>>57440334
Le reddit flags personality
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs [Open]
this is me
>>57440383
you have to consider the needs of Germany though, and the threats it faced
I imagine things would have been different if the situation were not so dire.
/brit/ needs more charli, less pakis and cara
>>57440400
in a civil partnership with cornwall now
if you kill your enemies, you lose
>>57439951
Don't see the point in this
People don't find this attractive
It's just so leftists can circlejerk and pat themselves on the back
>>57440383
>Hitler was the GOAT world leader
The only thing he was good at was his speeches
>>57440383
>racism
>attempted genocide
Good goy
>>57440444
careful posting like this dog
>>57440460
>>57440465
t. obvious reddit flaggers
>>57440463
Haven't heard of him whose he fighting?
>>57440400
died :(
Did Assassin's Creed 3 trigger the British ?
>>57440462
>3 year old iPhone
KYS
-Sent from my IPhone 6 Plus
>>57440477
>more charli, less pakis
>>57440416
she's probably never looked worse than in that photo 2bh
Lads I was naked with a girl for the first time today
well I was wearing socks but otherwise we were naked and free
shagged her well and good
>>57440493
you lose spiritually
*turns other cheek*
>>57440477
Hmm, I don't agree with your charli policy, but I do approve of his less pakis and cara policy.
reminder to never lift weights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur_5IT_28mg
Good, goy. You don't need guns. You can just remove the mag from his AK and take him out like you're a secret Kingsman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDaxOOIfK4
>>57440567
Did you kiss a brit boy before or after the shag?
>£746.60
>>57440383
Ahh yes, lost a massive war making many mistakes due to ideology over pragmatsm leading to tens of millions of his subjects being killed/raped, his country being split in two for half a century, still having massive territorial losses after unification and then german nationalism being demonised even to this day
very.... impressive
Just took 45 minutes to eat a Malteser bunny easter bar
>>57440543
Fuck off, I keep my iPhones
-Sent from my iPhone 6s
>>57440608
just wait
the price of any gf you want is a small thing
>>57440605
no way is this real
>>57440608
Well it is first generation stuff desu
Just sent a few RATs via email
Couldn't find a binder so just sent them as they were
>>57440580
Fuck off, paddie
>>57440636
Fucking poorfag
-sent from my IPhone SE
>>57440584
oh my fuck
>>57440605
this
running at the gunman and stabbing him with a pen will defeat him
>When she sends you a nearly naked Snapchat and follows it up with "I didn't mean to send you that" [see no evil monkey emoji]
>>57440608
>I can't afford a weeks wages for a bit of fun
>>57440543
>>57440636
whens the next bomb gonna go off
Reminder to never do cardio
http://www.runnersworld.com/newswire/two-deaths-reported-at-half-marathons-sunday
The Jews killed these fine men:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOnfV0-0apE
And now we live in a world where this happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YqcIFIzOPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztX7nBEaVDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=858xTKBfFfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkDzXuWhkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asn8vMlg0B8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhY1vY5q9V0
WAKE UP WHITE MAN
Got any paki slags, lads?
>>57440629
you 95 years old? :\
>>57440686
We already blew up in your family.
>>57440654
Liberals are incredibly naive
made diner
>>57440681
>WikiHow art
>>57440737
Just enjoying it la
>>57440543
What does KYS mean
>>57440737
yeh x lol
>>57440723
>Fucking Pakis
JUST
>>57440608
Remember the price of the original PS3
>>57440737
screamed in laughter at this
>>57440629
and this
i went like HA HA
to both of them
>>57440766
>>57440704
Hitler could've just deported the Jews instead of chimping out and invading everyone
lol
thoughts?
think my cock is very insensitive lads
takes ages for me to cum and we both just end up getting tired :(
>>57440605
I've heard self defense "gurus" tell you to try and stick your finger in the bolt breach to prevent the gun going off.
>>57440671
I lied
I have 0 iphones
-Sent from my sony Xperia z5
>>57440723
>>57440723
yee
look at this meretricious harlot exposing her face :o
>>57440723
Charli has already been posted in the thread m8
>>57440792
Ignore the kaffir, brother
Poleaboo stands with you
>>57440784
Kiss Your Slag
>>57440803
>Hitler could've just deported the Jews
not enough time and shipping overseas wasn't viable at the time.
the "final solution" was an act of desperation because the allies were closing in and the evidence needed to be hidden fast
>>57440784
keep yourself safe
>>57440803
The Jews were used as a work force.
>people actually buy iphones and ipads
lol I know we hate pakis and everything lads but this literal Pakistani anon is kinda funny
>>57440832
Underrated
>>57440684
>dat pose
It's all he knows how to do
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459888189692.webm
>>57440852
lol
>>57440888
its a proxy mate
if the UK leaves the EU will i still be able to post here?
>>57440832
didn't they get assassinated?
really enjoy the bbc news channel as background noise tbf lads, currently talking about donald trump
>>57440868
>evidence needed to be hidden fast
Ah yes. Six million Jews were killed even though it was statistically impossible considering the amount of Jews in Europe at the time.
>>57440850
Haha, I am an applefag. I am intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
-sent from my Apple Watch
>>57440896
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459888189692.webm
Reminds me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0
>>57440888
>we hate pakis
we hate bigots like you actually
>>57440922
You're talking to the same person with his proxy off
>>57440931
Of course.
Without the EU, the USA is all we have.
>>57440832
collecting dust on the mantelpiece
>>57440862
I thought you guys only kissed little white girls
>>57440841
you have to put your finger in the muzzle to stop the bullet like the little dutch boy
>>57440888
dont think anyone hates the pakistanis who live in pakistan mate
>>57440738
you're a good lad pakilad, gotta say your posts around here are alright
alright stay in touch lad see you around x
>>57440937
Sky news was on for an hour when I was in the gym and the whole time they were talking about a dog
>>57440968
Is the woman on he right lena hedley?
>>57440931
There will be a 255% tariff on the dumping of american shittposting in the attempt to kill off good port talbot shitposting
having lam chip & pes
>>57440994
Alri lad, haha x
>>57440974
All British women are little white girls for Big Brown Cock
anyone here got one of those boxes fitted to their car that monitors how they drive
is it worth the few hundred quid saved?
>>57440911
Free Palestine
32 (turty tew) counties
>>57441031
I doubt it.
>>57440958
I'll admit I did a laugh
>>57440931
You shouldn't be posting here now you cunt
whats all this super delegates thing? sounds a bit dodgy to me lads
Putting your country's self interest first?
WHAT
WHAT
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
>>57441103
Democrats think that democracy is over-rated
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35958730
5 Ancient Black Civilizations That Were Not in Africa
https://archive.is/56tjL
WE
U
Z
piss off
>>57441129
what am I a fucking fortune teller? 4 years is a long time you plum
>>57441192
okay
i've said it before, and i'll say it again.
democracy simply doesn't work.
Do not green text this post
>>57441098
i've done NOTHING wrong
>>57441126
WHAT A BLOODY RACIST
>>57441103
They just back whoever is going to win. If Bernie looks likely to win some of them will swap for political favour.
>>57441244
Haha yes it does
>Do not green text this post
>>57441244
Rasheed
>>57440834
Font
have been putting off doing something for a few minutes
forgotten what it was so now I can play videogames
tbf the american leadership elections are way more democratic than the labour ones when miliband was elected or the tory leadership elections
>>57441210
only joking lol
>>57441244
Direct democracy doesn't work.
Representative democracy has built the greatest civilizations on earth.
>>>/tv/67898590
devilishly cheeky thread
>>57441281
>>57441322
>>57441366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdfRRtAs3o
Protecting yourself from potential usurpers
WHAT
WHAT
>>57441306
>[text='Red']Do not green text this post[/text='Red']
>>57441338
I think you were going to give me a (You) m8 but forgot
>>57441342
>caring about American politics
How bizarre
I've come to realise I'm completely addicted to 4chan. I hardly ever visit reddit any more.
>>57441052
>All British women are little white girls for Big Brown Cock
So they're being gangraped with the goverment's approval?
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57441384
BONEZ ON THA MIC
U WOT
U WOT
>>57441381
Not an argument
>>57441413
Well crafted post
All these Britbongs crawling up America's arsehole.
KYS.
Saddam, Gadaffi and Assad have done nothing wrong
Funny how British and American politicians were completely fine with them for decades until their interests changed
Death to AmeriKKKa
>>57441451
would rather crawl up your arsehole xoxo
>>57441480
Saddam pushed his luck with the Kurds
>>57441480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EX--vdxh4
Times change anon....don't fight it
>>57441401
Ahh yes, who the next leader of the free world and arguably most important person in the world doesnt matter at all...
have extremely aching balls from edging
bout to let them boys blow
WE WUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jAsERpaqQo
Infrequent suggestion that Saudi Arabia ruined the middle east.
>it's a /brit/ is jealous of my freedom and democracy episode
got the incense going
>>57441538
absolutely banterous advert
didn't it get banned?
>>57441342
It works when there's a large push for something, but most of us are incredibly divisive so it's very rare for everyone to be on the same page.
>>57441546
>leader of the free world
Honestly can't imagine being this cucked and obsessed. Obama hasn't had a single impact on my life
>>57441366
>greatest civilisation on earth
Who is this?
/brit/ I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the thread
fingered my sisters arsehole when she was 16 and i was 18
>>57441551
he said turkroaches the absolute madman
>>57441480
They have all done things wrong
They're necessary evils though
>>57441480
Saddam:
tortured his own citizens and attempted to assassinate a US president
the reason people were fine with him before and changed their mind is because he decided to invade kuwait lol
>>57441522
Well, I wouldn't decline that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pkKNPEU8oc
>>57441587
I assume so
In an alternate universe you're snuggled up with a qt gf right now. Instead you're here.
>>57441621
what have they done wrong?
>>57441598
Even if he hasnt its a bit weird to actively try to not learn about the world and geopolitics
>>57441624
>>57441621
Poleaboo feels they are saints compared to most western leaders
Do you ever worry that one day employers might gain the power to see every monstrous thing you've posted on the internet?
>>57441663
What if I am my qt gf anon?
>In an alternate universe you're snuggled up with a qt gf right now. Instead you're here.
>>57441663
Pls don't do this to me.
imagine being from the north lol
>>57441613
disgusting. i hope you washed your hands afterward
>49 IPs
bit fucking dead
What's your favourite post-modern meme?
Mine's referring to things that aren't actually memes as memes, e.g. "not a fan of this climate change is real meme"
>>57441342
>>57441663
h-ha ha...
>>57441700
>tfw post in work and know no one checks my internet usage
>>57441609
Bart has seen some shit
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459889303665.webm
Rate me, lads
Not nearly enough daring synthesis memes lately
>>57441551
he sounds like a paki desu lel.
>When you tell America Iraq has nuclear weapons and they only go and invade.
>>57441700
my boss has told me some pretty fucked things so no
he wouldn't want me telling people how he's sleeping with his 60 year old former teacher
>>57441772
one of the best moments in the simpsons ever Tbh
Going to spray a jet of water on my naked body for roughly 10 minutes and then dry it off.
>>57441773
Bad hair
Shirt looks like a table cloth
Do up another button
was in lidel today lads humming 'La Marseillaise' think I've lost the plot desu
>>57441663
I'm alone in all of the universes.
Poleaboo would like a (you)
Nigel Farage seems like a decent chap, though a lot of his opinions seem incredibly moderate and in some places bordering on outright treacherous. It's difficult to ascertain whether or not he is controlled opposition, he is similar to Trump in this regard.
All we know is that he has been a fundamental player in moving the overton window significantly to the right. Until people are starving to death or out of electricity; the likelihood of the masses taking to the street and overthrowing the establishment is effectively nil. This makes politics a 'long-war'; and we don't have all that much time. Farage, like Trump, was almost certainly not going to be the hero who fixed everything; rather he has been a figure responsible for allowing our perspective to gain a foothold in the public sphere, which allows for significant and sweeping changes in the near-future. For this reason, and the potential for him to be genuine, I voted for his party.
After reviewing his recent actions I have come to the conclusion that he is either controlled opposition, an idiot who got lucky, or is incredibly ill. We have only a few months until a potential BREXIT and he has been incredibly quiet and purposefully avoided saying anything controversial. Perhaps he did not realise that controversy = publicity = support and was simply 'lucky' in 2014/15 when he gained massive support due to his controversial views and willingness to be despised by the establishment; perhaps he did not realise why he was successful, perhaps he is in fact a lucky idiot. Perhaps his silence in recent times is due to him being ill; we do know he had health problems in 2015. Perhaps he is simply controlled opposition, and is now sabotaging the chances of BREXIT with his silence, knowing that if the referendum ends with Britain staying in, we will not have another chance to leave it for at least half a century; which likely means we will be stuck in until it shatters apart as the fires of war break out across Europe.
Lifes got me choosing angles
>>57441609
EXCELLENT post
>some british lads have such an inferiority complex they take any small interest in american politics (never mentioned it when people spoke about afd and those german elections) as traitorous
>>57441773
PAYNE?
Just dreaming about being somewhere else
dont reply to him
>>57441117
>the face of that one on the right
>>57441875
what book you reading atm?
>>57441879
Howdo i know your real though?
Otherwise, ithink we'd get on
LM didn't read AO
>65%+ vote out
>Farage buys us all a round at the pub to officially disband UKIP as it's mission is complete
>Cameron is forced to step down as leader of the Tories since he's an EU cuck, Boris takes over in the meantime
>Conservative party is split in half, half the members join Labour
>Labour party is split in half, a new party is born "Nu-Labour"
>Corbynites will go to Nu-Labour
>UKIP members join the Conservatives
>The Conservative party is now actually a Conservative party.
>Borders are closed
>London is nuked
>SNP will try for "independence" again, us Scots will tell them to fuck off.
>Salmond and Sturgeon are found dead in there homes with Braveheart playing and a suicide note saying "m-muh oil"
>David Coburn forms an actual National party for Scotland and opts for us having a fiscal autonomy rather than leaving the UK
>Conservative majority in 2020
>Trump-America, Russia and Farage-Britain form an alliance to reclaim Constantinople
>>57441883
He has been quiet as he knows that he is an incredibly toxic character to some, like marmite people love him or hate him
farage at the head of the leave campaign would do more harm than good
>>57441773
Hi Max
>>57441895
>caring about German politics
How bizarre
How often do you lads go mosque?
need these two boys to double team my holes thank you
>>57441955
Demons and also Berserk
>>57441883
Didn't read a single letter
>>57441934
REPLY TO ME NOW
>>57441955
>reading
Best be non fiction or your bent as
Two Latvian look at clouds. One see two potatoes. One see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask “Who is?”
“Is potato man, I come around to give free potato”
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing
Handy latvian man see farmer and say, “Your wheelbarrow sound squeaky, I fix for half potato.” Farmer angry because as he say, “This not wheelbarrow, this is wife!”
How do normies deal with the fact that we all die one day and our achievement are meaningless?
>>57441609
Still not reading lmao
Cringe
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4dfv0j/what_does_britain_do_better_than_america/
>>57441966
Shave you neckbeard, you sad cretin
>>57441883
False
t. Knower
>>57442027
hello red dit
>>57442039
They live life to it's fullest, without regret
>>57441956
We can hang out after my case calls in court in September, you live around Aberdeen?
How do you unlock the gf achievement lads?
>>57442061
Cringe. Didn't click by the way