Me chimping out edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Ant4V25O8
cara
Cara
crayon pop
karen
Summer
bix nood
did you know Saddam Hussein loved Doritos and could eat a family sized bag in 10 minutes.
normoids vacate the thread
did lucy come
Fuck all non proprietary software
>tfw david davis won on the first ballot in the 2005 conservative leadership election
what would life be like with that good lad who actually cares about peronal freedoms and liberty haha
>>57443206
>that'll be £2.50 please :^)
>>57443212
just made that my fb status. ta lad.
>>57443014
Might name her Lucy when she does come in honour of that lad.
Am in heaven?
Oh no i'm not!
>>57443202
My life is more university challenge than pointless haha
>"caloric deficit" to lose weight
>put in i went jogging
>300 calories
>now i'm supposed to eat 1500+300 calories
what? how does this dieting shite work lads
>>57443256
>what would life be like with that good lad who actually cares about peronal freedoms and liberty haha
>>57443324
More like shafted
>>57443341
Yes, keep an eye on the news for when my body washes up on a beach somewhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaYsapDNrFw
>he doesn't know every word of this
paki fucking OUT
big fan of the new "doesn't understand simple fitness concepts" gimmick
>>57443343
why would you replace calories you just burnt off?
>Poleaboo has a runny nose
>meditating
>eyes start to jerk back and forth under my closed lids for no reason, throwing off my concentration making me lose my meditative state
Anybody had this problem before? I was fully awake when it happened.
Week three of nofap lads.
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
>>57443383
>tfw this was the song we sung at my school on remembrance day
fucking mental having >1000 lads belting this out, goosebumps mate, goosebumps
I think it's about time for another spliff
>>57443343
Most of the calories you burn throughout the day are from your Basal Metabolic Rate, not by physical activity. Not only does exercise burn the calories for the actual exercise but increases your BMR too, which you haven't taken into account.
just booked a cultural highlights tour of magaluf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
What did they mean by this?
>>57443408
it's what myfitnesspal is telling me to do
>>57443383
fuck off, pigskin
>>57443413
How did you get the name poleboo?
>>57443343
>Actually logging your exercise
wew, there's your first mistake lad
>>57443448
You just don't know?
>>57443399
same, the yank and canadian were fully falling for it earlier haha
>>57443418
Have you had a wet dream yet?
>>57443442
Give us a hit then la
>>57443458
You have to go back.
>>57443442
>mfw cooking up some cannabutter at this very moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXCsUcbAKvs
>>57443445
what happens when, like I'm doing now, I only eat 1000-1200 calories? I mean I'm losing weight but don't feel the best
>>57443380
dont care
>>57443484
Had one in the first week, weird desu. Not a sin though
>>57443471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_4OrFH3EU
What we gonna do?
>>57443454
is it telling you to breathe too? get a fucking grip
it's saying +300 because you lost 300cals jogging, you've told the app you want to eat 1500 calories so it's telling you to make up for those 300
fucking mong, christ alive
>>57443430
Nice.
I got goosebumps just listening to it then, reason I had to share it.
>the love that lays to alter the dearest and the best
>The love that makes undaunting the final sacrifice
>>57443513
goes without saying
Thats where we all end up, just another forgotten person, all of our memories, all our victories and failures, all those we loved and cared about, all the times we held on and kept going despite all odds, all of it will eventually be forgotten, and we will be no one.
>>57443448
im the gay chav
>>57443430
>tfw local remembrance day ceremony is full of beautiful old british songs
Feels imperial bro
>>57443416
Yeah my eyes start moving really fast under my eyelids.
>>57443466
>How do I get a Polish qt to like me?
>We're roommates
>say kurwa a lot to show you're 'ard
>hmmmm, might use the word while pretending to be on the phone in my room, might pip her interest
>w-why is that creepy bald sweaty teenager swearing in Polish? Why is he calling his mother a whore? Does he even know what he's saying? He's clearly not Polish, he must be some sort of Poleaboo... I hope he doesn't try to talk to me about Katyn or the holocaust... Oh god, here he comes...
>>57443528
these versions are way better imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8
>>57443539
jolly good
>>57443523
but shouldn't i be burning calories to counteract the calories i've already taken in
>>57443506
Low hanging fruit that lad
>>57443416
third eye is too calcified
>>57443515
eww
never had one desu
This is the lad in the pic
https://twitter.com/Gingerr_nutt
>that damage control
Why the fuck cant they just count every republican vote then whoever got the most is the nominee
>>57443530
<(￣︶￣)>
>>57443518
Fucking hell this makes me feel old
>>57443614
forgot pic
>>57443484
here you go la
>>57443533
I was listening to Karma Police by Radiohead when I read this. Really made me feel desu lol
i'd love to be a pure alpha romale
Oh wait
Soz
Want to send a RAT to a couple of girls, ones a uni student and the other works for the council
How can I present an email with an attachment as something they would want to open?
>>57443507
It depends on what your goals are, if you just want to lose fat then you only need a calorific deficit but if you wanted to retain more muscle you'd have to get decent amount of protein too. Losing weight isn't supposed to feel good since our brains make us seek unhealthy food which would of been a novelty back in the day.
>Super bass isn't Nicki Minaj's magnum opus
very racist group name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utQSgNLhHt0
>>57443581
what?
do you even understand what you're saying
you don't have to exercise, you can literally just eat under 1500 calories
but if you go over 1500 you can exercise and burn them off
why would you exercise to burn calories if you're under your target intake? eat too little and your body will go into starvation mode and slow your metabolism to retain fat which is just counter productive
>I was listening to Karma Police by Radiohead when I read this. Really made me feel desu lol
>>57443711
dick pic
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
I prefer I vow to thee personally, but God Save the Queen has been the anthem for ages so I don't think we should change it.
>rangers fans on the news
makes me wish scotland had voted for independence
>>57443618
why post this? ;_;
>>57443711
just use a hamster m8 it's cheaper
who /20+ year old kissless virgin/ here?
im starting to lose hope lads
NEVER take benzos
https://www.captionbot.ai/
who /britchester/ here?
>>57443782
rangers fans are the last people that would vote for independence
>>57443778
>fuck gets changed to flip on poal.me chat
>>57443831
Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay reporting in
>>57443782
>hates rangers
>wants an independent scotland
ah yes very predictable
>>57443809
not any longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
CALL ON MEEEEEEEE!!!!
CALL ON ME
>>57443782
are huns human?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v1ARlytLPo
>>57443855
im english though
>>57443845
mind not shitting up the chat please
>>57443831
>>57443897
super human
Think I might massage a cum out of my cock
>>57443897
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmGjiokfQ2A
>>57443854
Gayvid grey?
>>57443897
Why are they rioting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzJO9K__n9A
my wife's going out with her boyfriend tomorrow. gives me a chance to bond with her son a little
>>57443809
wouldn't mind not being alive haha
>>57443922
pooping up the chat*
Earliest image in my 4chan folder
19/06/2006
debating whteher i should take some benzos lads
already drunk and i have a bllodtest in t'morn
>>57443981
Yeah, sorry, pal. Had a talk with her and he's coming as well.
XOXO
>>57443147
this 2bh
>>57443949
oo er
tfw you you feel inadequate on comparison to her so you just don't bothered trying to get to know her
>>57443950
>he's a granny shagger
>>57444001
>not deleting it every few years promising yourself you're never coming back
>>57443809
>tfw had many chances to lose it but at the time couldn't be bothered
>>57443973
Islamic rape gangs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQw46snlTRk
WOWZAH
Watching the local news about a man who went to fight with the kurds in syria and is now facing criminal charges
what do you reckon lads? seems a bit dodgy to me
>>57444004
wouldn't do it
what's a good multiplayer game these days
>>57444001
have you had the same hard drive or did you transfer over
>>57444070
slither.io
>>57443831
Pub landlord reporting in
>>57444077
doctor will think you're a madman when the tests get back
>>57444057
the next part is that prisoners have turned part of a leicestershire prison into a no go zone ruled by sharia law haha fucking hell
>>57444088
Backed up my computer when I got a new one a few years ago on a harddrive
>>57444054
What part of Pakistan are you from?
>>57444070
4chan
>>57444085
Me in the middle
>>57444099
>playing lag snek
Its fun until you get big then some snakelet sudokus into you.
pretty sure its bantchester, not britchester
>>57443831
owner of chat fish get battered here
youre racist if you dont actively let blacks and pakistanis impregnate your S/O
more caramel people = less racism
viva la commune
>>57444070
sex
>>57444070
Hoi3 black ice with total war submod
>>57443973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_UEFA_Cup_Final_riots
>>57444115
Hong Kong
;^)
>>57444151
100% agree
>>57444147
correct
these cunts need to learn the name of the town they are moving to
wish this paki would fuck off
what happened to that spaceship .io game where you had to orbit around a planet?
>>57444070
Tony Hawk's Underground 2
Anyone up for a game of chess
e4
>>57444202
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>57444224
you need to say who ur moving
>ded thred
>>57444238
no pls go
>>57444181
Are you genuinely from Pakistan or are you using a proxy or are you a Brit in Pakistan? Genuinely curious lad.
Are these runts serious
>>57444224
Checkmate
>>57444253
she has a bigger willy than him hmm
>>57444253
beautiful pic x
>>57444242
Don't think I do
Anyway pawn to e4
>>57443884
Did it wrong desu
what do we reckon about jeremy corbyn and his comments on overseas territories?
>>57444258
I am sorry but I am already outside with your mum.
>>57444271
Pakistani
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!?
>>57444253
>those hips and thighs
>>57444299
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
cunts
>>57444291
>>57444341
rude
>>57444271
> a Brit in Pakistan?
Why would a Brit go to Pakistan? Homesickness?
.
>>57444326
TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>57444341
be my bf
>>57444312
Your English is pretty good, you speak Urdu yeah?
>>57444331
>A giant spider secretly runs the web from the shadows, gaining its life force from smart phone addicted people
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>Ask a politician a biased question
>starts giving a well thought out and intelligent response taking everything into consideration
>LE ANSWER THE QUESTION, YES OR NO
why are journos so arrogant
>>57444396
Yeah, amigo.
Kaise ho? (How are you?)
the table = my life
shane mcmahon = reality
kane = my hopes and dreams
Are we ever going to make it?
>>57444433
i don't get it what was supposed to happen?
>>57444444
y-you m-might
>>57444444
Oho
>>57444444
Fuck off
>>57444416
They should get around the negotiating table
>>57444444
CHECKED
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>57444436
VERY good post
>>57444444
no, maybe
>>57444419
timestamp pls
>>57444444
Oho
>>57444444
You already did it lad, be proud
>>57444433
Poleaboo says it's undertaker, you little shit
>>57444444
c u n t
u
n
t
>>57444444
In life or in getting dubs and trips? The answer to both is, "maybe".
>>57444444
Fucking brit stop taking all of the gets.
>>57444444
nic
>>57444461
Undertaker was on the table but he rolled off before the lad landed on him
>>57444444
Luck at ewe wit da swet numbz
>>57444444
I take that as yes. We're all gonna make it.
>>57444416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z-a5hy7QO8
>>57444444
maga.
Cold af in my room
gib triple glazing, draft-free doors/floors, cavity insulation, rugs, and improved loft insulation
ty.
100% serious if this overseas tax havens stuff is fully legal and secret why doesnt everyone do it?
>>57444496
Yeah, no, lad. I prefer my privacy especially on 4chan.
>>57444444
you just did
>>57444444
>all other generals are here now because of this get
What is with this guy's accent? He claims to be Welsh but I swear he must be part Finnish or some shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRWxxOet20Q
>>57444444
I guess
>tfw if i ever become rich as fuck i'll never be able to stash all my money in overseas tax havens anymore
fuck journalists
>>57444545
just put more wood on the fire
she's out of my league in like every sense but I really want her /brit/
every time she says hello I feel like I die a little bit inside
Unironically listening to Linkin Park remixes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJxwZCepwI
>sexts
>a get
hardly
>>57444444
It's over, just give up
>>57444545
Not gonna sugar coat this in anyway
I triple glazed your mum
>>57444615
por que?
is it normal to be extremely tired up until about midday every day?
>>57444596
Lad our tax loopholes are wider than your ma's pussy
>>57444606
There's a concrete patch on my bedroom floor where the fireplace once stood.
S M H
M
H
>>57444552
yeh, dont want your imam knowing you're fraternising with filthy kuffir like us. might earn yourself a flogging or whatever medieval punishments you boy fuckers dish out these days.
>>57444552
alri then
>>57444543
kek very good post this is exactly what im talking about
>>57444641
Depends what time you wake up
>>57444307
some can jump
Why does it cost so much money to buy train tickets then the trains are almost always in a horrible state? makes no sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vABC_DYnjAU
if only
>>57444444
You just did lad
>>57444672
Ben Affleck is a liberal imam anon
>>57444717
Think its something to do with the uk running loads of trains that dont get many passengers
>>57444717
because the poor infrastructure causes extreme wear and tear on rolling stock, and it's incredibly difficult to get governments to spend money on infrastructure improvements and maintenance.
>>57444717
a) trains are expensive to run
b) track and train upgrades
c) the structure of the rail system in the UK is a bit of a cluster-fuck
d) to subsidise routes (many of them) that run at a loss
>>57444694
I was using the chess algebra thingy
Hey lads, I do acting and how much would you pay me for a role?
Pic is me
>volunteer at a charity that gives terminally ill people a wish
>spent 5 hours putting hundreds of peoples info + their dying wishes into spreadsheet
>almost every single person had died
Absolutely depressing desu
One of them stood out and made me really sad though
>70 y/o man with terminal lung cancer, no family or anything, his dying wish was to spend a weekend in a caravan alone "to think"
v. sad desu
just send her your willy, boys
>>57444878
really makes you think
Just finished watching the best of Paul Merton
Absolutely flipping hallerious
>>57444909
I'm quite attached to it desu
>>57444909
Proofs you sent it
>>57444419
Main Theek Hun, Shukriya! Trying to learn. Very hard
>>57444148
Kek
>>57444909
Absolutely grotesque lad
>>57444554
>lv.gif
why
>>57444444
oho
Lucy has made it to the big apple lads
>>57444909
Its long and it gets everywhere. Unlike her.
>>57444935
Can you write Urdu or can you just express it in English?
did you know Saddam Hussein loved Doritos and could eat a family sized bag in 10 minutes?
wonder what it's like to be such a shit ethnic group that your name becomes a racial slur
>been awake for 25 hours straight and counting
>active all morning meeting appointments in between class
>go home for one hour before last class of the day starts at 6
>leave house
>can't open car
>can't open house
>nokeys.png
Locksmith arriving in 30 mins. I'm wondering how I am going to restructure next week's budget to cover the $50 fee.
First thing I do when I get in is going to bed.
How is your evening lads?
>>57444444
>good content
>good get
>upset JFs
Flawless post
>>57444990
That's not that fast desu....
>>57444933
the proofs is I scoured the archives from early December to find it cause I roughly knew I sent this around then to a South African qt
SHAGGED A SLAG
>talking about cultural appropriation from white people with dreadlocks on fucking newsnight
>>57445030
You have to find the balance between stuffing them in your face and savouring them
>>57444987
Fuck no ha. Just express it in English. Barely.
>>57444996
imagine having skin the same colour as poo?
>>57444444
>>57445005
still a bit hung over from yesterday's baseball game
going to the game tomorrow but i think i'll not drink at that one
