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crayon pop edition
cara
maisie
business plan: new gimmicks
>his Buy-to-Let portfolio consists of two northern houses
sara
maybe this time janny will delete the new
he keeps us guessing
Worst edition
Genuinely hope you die, your an embarrassment
And probably a nonce
>>57383777
is there a cuter picture of her than this?
>>57383801
>your
>>57383729
Fucking drop that already
There's so much more to Poleaboo than that minor event
anime
Joining the army if trump gets elected
Need to kill some fucking arabs
can you bhop m8
>>57383777
why is her twitter private
right now its the D.E. velopment
WUUUUUUN SEN
>>57383801
>your an embarrassment
>When your extra 50p/hr goes to pay off your landlords second buy-to-let mortgage.
Karl Marx ruined the entire fucking world
>>57383864
playing hard to get
Poleaboo is thinking of doing a TEFL course and teach little Polish children in Warsaw as a means to find a Polish gf
>>57383826
oh you mean like the time you wrote shit about your workmates and flatmates on your blog and pissed in your flatmates ribena and stalked your polish coursemate and sent phishing emails to them
>>57383831
Trump is anti-war
>>57383888
How?
Asuka.
vape naysh?
Wish I didn't hate women so much. Its very hard to get a girlfriend when you hate women so much.
>Karl Marx ruined the entire fucking world
>>57383658
>How was it
Decent, she was a prude and had only had sex a few times
>Did she cum
Wouldn't let me finger her or go down on her so I couldn't make her cum strictly from my dick
>Did I cum
Yes on her
>Bareback
Yes
>Do you still communicate
No
>Why has it been so long
Haven't had a gf or put myself out there to pull.
>>57383932
But pro-torture
>when your landlords btl portfolio is owned by a panama based corporation
public announcement: rosy has changed her twitter handle to @slagtits
>>57383885
Lets be honest most of it will go on lotto tickets
>>57383943
could easily be a man
why do all the gayon poop girls all wear helmets? is it so their disabled fan base can identify with them better?
>there are granny flats in backyards bigger than new homes in the UK
>>57383864
cant handle the bants
>>57383960
That's not relevant and he changed his mind on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW0f8pIq7rQ
might go on holiday to the west midlands what do you lads think.
>>57383939
His ideas gave rise to regressive communist dictatorships all around the world which clearly destroyed the country they occupied
why are english grils so butch? honestly any of them could kick my ass. oh well. would still gf one
>When your landlord puts your rent up by £75 a month because of the living wage.
>>57383992
>corresponding proportionally to country size
thats good
>>57383885
>this shitty gimmick
>>57384043
good idea desu
the midlands are achingly beautiful
>>57383958
last time i had sex was august 2011 so coming up to 5 years now
i will answer questions
>How was it
Decent cause it was a proper angry rough fuck and I did her doggystyle.
>Did she cum
Yeah
>Did I cum
Yeah
>Bareback
Nah
>Do you still communicate
No
>Why has it been so long
Fuck knows I guess I'm just a shit male who isn't good enough for any other woman, even girls that are interested me eventually get turned off for whatever reason. fuck it
>>57384041
He changed his mind on that when he saw the backlash it got lad
I'm sure he's 100% different now ;^)
>>57384062
>ass
fuck off yank
lads what is Aisha's twitter? fancy a browse
gutted Ssara's made her tweets private Tbh
>>57383846
I don't really follow Croatian football anymore. But my favorite team used to be Dinamo Zagreb, I'm from a nearby town.
>>57384018
why do they hate the orange order?
thinking of messaging a girl but dont know how to open, What is a normie greeting over text to someone you know a little?
>>57384018
Hate commies desu
>we're progressive and tolerant until you say something we don't like
>>57383992
>China has fucking tons of land
>Houses are small
hmm
>tfw landlord literally kicked me out to take on a migrant family because the government will be paying their rent
>>57384125
Because they'e racists
>>57384109
is this a faceswap
>>57383990
>getting this upset over a korean pop group
>>57384100
You think he cares about the backlash? He spoke to military people and changed his mind.
Business idea: damage houses at night, charge to repair during the day
wish i didnt become red pilled lads the need to exterminate the pakis and kikes truly dominates my thoughts
>>57383916
Poleaboo did dream of teaching sports to young Polish girls
Would love to do TEFL in any country though
>>57383927
Stop it, you sound like the detective
so uninformed and twisting things to fit your preferred narrative
>wrote shit about your workmates and flatmates
Called a girl chubby and guy a twink, big fucking deal and the roommates were cunts, just described them
>pissed in your flatmates ribena
deserved it
>stalked your polish coursemate
NO
It's not stalking, it was just ONE thread on /r9k/ and some stray observations on the blog, he wasn't going out of his way to be near her
>>57384109
>tfw these girls would have sex with me.
>>57384106
such a warrior
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/717004263927463936
>>57384109
>fat old hen and an ugly nigress
>>57384172
t. landlord
thinking about going on a pilgrimage to grimsby arcade
the trouble with scotland is that its full of scots
>>57384161
sorry for trying to defend my culture abdul
>>57384141
I don't think commies ever claim to be tolerant. Maybe you are confusing them for another group?
>>57384128
need some context here - what do you know about the girl
literally just say whatever comes to your head, dont overthink it and just be light-hearted
>>57384176
this
Can't watch the news anymore without thinking "Fucking minorities ruining the country as usual"
>>57384147
ah of course
>>57384121
cool, every croatian i know who's into football dont really follow croatian football. that said i dont follow scottish football that much either
>he thinks the IRA are anything but terrorists
>he thinks they are saviours who can do no wrong
Is the poleaboo video anywhere on the internet? I would love to see it.
>>57383711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WB_3b3ARZ8
Korea a shit but I love Crayon Pop.
this desu
>>57384177
so your definition of finding out somebodies address and email isn't stalking?
>tfw done fuck all with my life and still better than these commie slags
>>57384240
shes always banging on about how white people are too mean tho, the melt
Why do landlords even exist lads?
They're not a benefit to the world, just a blight that is tolerated.
If landlords didn't exist then we wouldn't have such a big housing crisis.
any more pics of ayesha nude?
40% of millenials polled feels that the government should be allowed to censor free speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_4-BqSIUD8
got to say, this does tickle my fancy
>>57384176
I grow further and further right wing each year, wont be long til im an extremist
Id literally join a race war at first call
>>57384201
>emotional abuse
Reading the shite Rosy, Aisha and the others come out with makes me quite angry but I still check their accounts every few days
Guess it's a 'love to hate' thing
>>57384272
detective deleted it
>>pissed in your flatmates ribena
>deserved it
Yes, this is respect and kindness
>>57384306
she may be a degenerate sket but she's far from ugly.
who /14pointsclear/ here
conference national next year lads
sorry for being a glory hunter aha
It's nearly 8pm and I'm still fully clothed. Wish this plumber would hurry up and finish so he can fuck off and I can get back to wanking to non-consensual inter-racial lesbians
>>57384244
you sound early stage
>>57384283
That was AFTER the second arrest
Anyone would have done the same
>someone fucked up your life
>got some time to kill, might aswell research my enemy
>>57384272
Only ever posted some .webms
>>57384306
Her arse is nice
>>57384282
why isn't pass 50%?
are brits that stupid?
>>57384242
>what do you know about the girl
Shes greek, don't know much really, whenever she messages me she just says "Can I bother you?"
>>57384317
Council should I've everyone's landlord desu
>>57384323
>yank
lol
>>57384306
what
Kpop????????????
>>57384141
>bodies are still warm in brussels
>posts this
https://twitter.com/bbyxscum/status/712219158251966464
>>57384248
Croatian football used to be much better, full stadiums, rivalry etc. But that's pretty much history unless they play in CL or EL.
Business idea: tank the economy and burst the housing bubble
>>57384240
Tolerant of refugees, immigrants, blacklivesmatter etc.
They're tolerant of everyone unless you disagree with them or aren't a self-hating white person or are a black 'uncle tom'
>>57384334
>>57384370
Yeh, but surely someone saved them right?
>>57384272
>>57384370
surely someone saved it
>>57384375
foy
>>57384239
you back for round two?
>>57384375
40% is a pass
50% is a 2:2
60% is a 2:1
70% is a 1st
exams (for my course at least) are generally designed so that you can't get a 1st or above unless you do extra reading around the module subject
>>57383992
TFW I just bought a house in America but it's only 91.7 m^2
Imagine being a parent and seeing your daughter turn out like this
I'd fucking kill myself instantly
>>57384317
Because they made the decisions that allowed to buy homes and then rent them to you without losing anything but time.
>>57384362
More like stage 3 2bh
>tfw 2 rad for my time
>in front of a boisterous downtown Los Angeles crowd of legislators, union leaders and workers who have been fighting for increased salaries, Gov. Jerry Brown signed legislation Monday that will raise the state’s minimum wage to $15 an hour by 2022
>The state Assembly and Senate both approved the legislation Thursday, despite opposition from Republicans and business leaders
>“Today we’re not just witnessing the signing of a bill, we’re witnessing the honoring of our social contract — specifically that, if you get a job and work hard, you will be able to support family,” Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon, said. “For too long, that just hasn’t been the reality Many Californians who work full time can’t put a roof over their families’ haeds or put meals on their table. This bill changes that for tens of thousands of Californians.”
>Under the legislation, California’s $10-an-hour minimum wage will increase to $10.50 in January 2017, then to $11 on Jan. 1, 2018. The minimum wage will then go up by a dollar in each of the following years until it reaches $15 in 2022, after which it will continue to rise each year by up to 3.5 percent to account for inflation
“Today California leads the nation once again, passing a historic minimum wage increase that will help lift millions of hardworking men and women out of poverty,” Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti said. “Last year, I led efforts to raise the wage in Los Angeles, and we watched a wave of cities follow suit. We are fighting against income inequality with every tool we have.”
http://mynewsla.com/government/2016/04/04/history-in-the-making-brown-signs-15-minimum-wage-bill/
>>57384370
the first step to healing yourself is admitting you're a cunt
you can't admit it that is why you cut yourself to repress the feelings of guilt your have
you come on here to have your ego boosted because you are now a minor /brit/ celebrity but in reality you are just a really big cunt who needs to come to terms with his cuntishness
>>57383973
the best thing about her was her body and she did that to it
>>57384344
but he did!
He was a crafty hapa scumbag
Jewwed Poleaboo out of £200 or so on his deposit and electricity bills
>>57384377
>whenever she messages me she just says "Can I bother you?"
jesus man this is a good sign, say whatever
>>57384401
such a shame, it's the same seeing as how hibs can't play hearts (except for cup games) and celtic cant play ranger (same exception.)
havent been to a game since i was 7, actual upset over it
>>57384443
nah you're a delusional nonce thats beyond saving abdulla
>>57384470
if they really want the hardworking men and women out of poverty then why don't they just pay them $50 an hour???
>>57384470
I'm happy with my extra 50p, thanks
>>57384463
Would fuck but would wear two condoms
>>57384446
once got an 80 in an essay on anarchism
teacher wanted to publish it but I was like nah yer alri
>>57384423
So you're saying they have ideological views and don't agree with everything?
Are you saying everyone should hold everything in regard equally?
just sent my m8 a trump speech and he sent me back a hitler speech feel like absolutely blowing a gasket right now lads stupid blue pilled child
>>57384377
"reckon you can bother me about something today x"
>>57384463
Tbf id fuck her but use a fake name
>>57384399
How on Earth would the media be islamophobic
Saying ISIS is bad?
Bunch of idiots desu
>>57384470
>Agree that wages should be higher
>Artificially increasing wages just means inflation
How should it be done, lads?
>>57384437
>>57384430
Didn't call myself Poleaboo back then so noone would know what you're talking about
besides it was 2 years ago
>>57384470
Why not just pay everyone $1,000 an hour so we all become millionaires
>>57384463
https://twitter.com/bbyxscum/status/717040998820524032
To think that someone knobbed her
My Dad's friend's Dad bought a 3 bedroom council flat in the 1980s for £30,000. Now my Dad's friend is renting it out to three people. These people earn wages of 30k and 40k. A fucking council flat.
Why is there no affordable housing anymore? Ah yes, because the politicians are running the housing system like a racket.
>>57384500
pipe down you grime loving spastic
>>57384411
Would love to see that take black cock
>>57384463
desu I'd fuck her, but I'd go to conffesion afterwards
>>57384480
Yeah and dealing with conflict by pissing in someone's ribena is not the way to go about it. Handle things like a responsible mature adult. Stop referring to yourself as Poleaboo in the third person - it is sad. Please take responsibility for your actions, admit your faults, work on your strengths and stop attention seeking. Please.
>>57384565
Those things are fucking awesome, too. I happily use them any time they are available.
Every time I feel shitty about my life I remind myself that I'm not Poleaboo and it cheers me up a little.
>>57384568
I remember the threads though. You made tonnes of them.
Good edition
Genuinely hope you live a long and happy life, you're a good lad
and probably a nonce
>>57384580
>Why is there no affordable housing anymore?
Because of landlord pricks like your Dad's friend.
By renting a property he removes it from the market. Less houses on the market means demand goes up.
>>57384538
autismo generalissimo
Can't wait for Cameron to be beheaded live on national TV by the People's Protection Force now it's come out that his dad avoided tax
>>57384617
Such a shame watching California turn to shit. It really is a beautiful state
>>57384596
>go to court
>plead not guilty
>go to prison for 18 months
>get bullied into sneaking drugs in
>spend all day in the prayer room avoiding people
>become radical jihadist
>get released
>come back here and hook up with the sheikh
>go to Poland and blow yourselves up in the name of allah
Really gets my Goat when people act like Poleaboo was in the wrong. You'd think we could have one thread without white knights, wonder if they would be defending m'lady so hard if they weren't white and Poleaboo was.
>You now remember the cuck who emails both of them all the time in hopes he will become their e-bf.
>>57384470
>by 2022
why does it have to take to so long
>>57384583
grime is white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PzHDTgcUnE
>>57384646
By renting it out he's giving three people a home whilst supporting his family. How did he become the bad guy?
>>57384580
Even in USD 30-40k isn't a lot 2bh
>>57384614
Me too though they're not yet available in my area. Really hate McPloyees over age 18 though, always some dumb cunts. Will be glad to see them gone.
Getting fucking sick of that fedora shitposter to be honest, you just know he's no different to the neckbeards he posts constantly
I could literally name a dozen British girl groups that shit all over that crayon pop bollocks
http://strawpoll.me/7280175
http://strawpoll.me/7280175
http://strawpoll.me/7280175
>>57384476
>>57384596
No
Poleaboo tried that and failed, that's how he got here. There will always be people who want to bring you down. The only choice is to be bring to light how rigged the game is.
>>57384630
Posted most of the webms on /b/ since /r9k/ handed 30 day bans which just makes them even harder to find
>When your wages get compressed and your money is worth less because minimum wage workers are making more.
>>57384691
nothing to do with you being a paki you're just a big of a nob head in general
tay_guevara honestly looks like the female gorilla from Noah's Island
Matthew 7:1-3
>>57384712
>grime is ''white''
you're actually an idiot
>>57384779
But it's only 50p I thought
Just find my Dad really annoying. He's a decent guy and I have fun with him now and again but every time I come home and have tea with him all he does is talk about himself and all the dull old man things he does (which he makes out to be really exciting) blah blah blah and it's just the same one-sided mundane conversations.
>>57384759
looks like i'm getting that 90k house
>Getting fucking sick of that fedora shitposter to be honest, you just know he's no different to the neckbeards he posts constantly
what goes well with blue jeans?
>>57384744
its not just one guy lad
>>57384759
I make that in a day Tbh
>>57384759
that child was probably going to grow up to be a waster anyway
>>57384822
plain white t-shirt.
>>57384822
Blue jean jacket
>>57384811
Why not talk about the stuff you are up to and make it equal exchange
>>57384759
if i never encounter or find out this child exists e.g its a random person on the other side of the planet
then yeah give me the money senpai
buying a 2 bed ex-council house in aston
>>57384822
literally anything
>>57384779
>Tfw 2% payrise
>>57384822
LA ladies
>>57384822
White or gray t-shirts
haven't enjoyed /brit/ much the past few days
is it half-term or something
>>57384822
fedora
>>57384691
Poleaboo thanks you for your sympathies, please continue to spread the good word once Poleaboo no longer becomes able in around 1 year
>>57384682
Fine, I'd happily accept that fate
Iron Ann knows the way
>>57384638
bit rude but I'll take take it
>>57384822
white t-shirt with a funky pattern, grey hoody
I have a very small pine tree in a plantpot, I need to find somewhere to plant it
>>57384799
>krept and konan
>grime
triggered
>>57384760
>There will always be people who want to bring you down
Yeah no shit no one gives a fuck about your feelings, develop your inner strength use your anger to fuel productivity, you might fail but you get back up again - complete total failure is NOT AN OPTION
Seriously Poleaboo is a terrible name, stop referring to yourself as Poleaboo, become aonymous and get a FUCKING GRIP. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT.
FUCKING DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE.
>>57384760
do you remember what you said in the ops of the threads? maybe I can find an archive.
>>57384811
I know that feeling lad
>>57384822
blue hoodie and blue shoes
just know I'm going to see there has been a suicide bombing in Manchester one day and I will know instantly that's ribenas only gone and done it
>>57384899
Fucking bigot
>>57384905
nonce is becoming a 'gay' tier insult 2bh
meaningless
>>57384883
Is there any chance you don't see prision time? The case seems stacked against you.
>>57384854
Yeah I do to be fair haha, but it usually goes back to a story about how a cake he bought from a shop was too small and how he went to complain about it, or how his Grandma was really annoying over the phone etc.
I can't wait to move out because I do love my dad really :) but living with him is a pain... Not his fault, it's just because he's my dad and he's old!
>>57384899
it's already illegal. thats why they call them illegal immigrants
>>57384899
>"I've had so many black cocks in my ass that I have to wear a diaper, my sphincter is like a scrunchy with all the elastic worn out"
Learning russian
I know most of the letter sounds and I can already type 10 Russian words per minute :~)
do this twitter girls proclaim they are commies because they read a book on it once or are they trying to fit in or something???
it looks like a stupid phase they will grow out of
rly dont understand some people
>>57384977
are your parents divorced?
Might just be he is quite lonely so just wants to talk about anything
>>57384899
>McDonald's employees don't understand inflation or supply and demand unless you break it down into drug dealing analogies
No shit, who would have thought?
>>57384957
pedo pride world wide
>>57384919
There's no getting through to him m8
He just likes to shitpost
>p o l e a b o o
just got back from rugby practice lads
i was gonna run up and just put one in their fucking goal hole but no dice
had to hide what concert i went to on saturday to the my colleagues at work in case they called me a nonce lol
>>57384965
I dont think the hidden camera has anything to do with it so they can use it which is the only really illegal thing hes done. I think he'll be fine.
>>57385025
it's a comfortable position because they can just whinge about everything and criticise without any real fear of repercussion (the UK isn't going to become communist any time soon, so they can talk large all they want without any of it coming to fruition and blowing them the fuck out)
>>57385061
ah yes, forgot how you have a job!
Keep listening to grime and thinking you're hard you fat freak
>>57385043
Tl;dr plz
>>57385043
Is that how this all started?
Jesus christ, the slippery slope is real
ahhhh, yes, very impressive
>>57385025
Narcissism
>>57385025
Literally just attention seeking teenagers who are "finding themselves", they usually have tons of mental issues (no exaggeration). Yes they will eventually grow out of it.
>>57385120
got an interview in the morning tbqh
>>57385061
the babymetal guy?
Business idea: start a fast food business, pay dropouts and junkies very little money to run it for me
>>57385043
>the first post alone
>>57384805
It is, but because min wage workers get more, prices will go up. And since I'm not getting paid more my money will be worth less.
>>57385061
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mECbOXi7Bo0
metal normies love babymetal though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaG2RyDxQlk
Take this quiz, you get a point for everything you do or have.
17-21 year olds give yourself a point if:
>You aren't in your overdraft
>Have savings
>read once a week
>have a hobby that isn't anime
>have at least two friends from separate friend groups
>Are not a NEET
>Are studying for a degree from a decent uni
>Passed your driving test
>Exercise weekly
>Have had sex
Late 21 or older give yourself a point if
>You have an ISA you regularly contribute to
>You make at least 20k a year
>You pay into a pension
>You read
>You exercise
>You have a hobby that isn't anime
>You are saving for a house or have a vague plan for buying property
>You have had a girl express serious interest in a long term relationship with you
>You are financially independent
Both age groups deduct points if
>You don't have a driving licence
>You've never had sex
>You have no savings or have maxxed out an overdraft or credit card
>You don't have a hobby or read.
0-3 = Complete failure your mum has nightmares about
3-5= Irredeemable sad cunt
6-7= Normie, well done
8+ = Success story
>>57385184
make sure you tell them all about your personal life taking drugs, going to grime raves and fucking whores
>>57384919
Poleaboo already tried that after his first arrest and he got fired twice by bitches with axes to grind
That was just too much, he doesn't have the strength to pick himself up and try again
Going for broke now
I am glad that we could be friends for sometime, without /brit/ I'd probably have just killed myself
>>57385025
Guarantee Rosy knows fuck all about communism
>>57385197
yeah but it's only 50p, it's nothing
>>57385029
He has a couple of mates, 1 or 2 he sees every thursday to go pub with, a few others he sees every now and again. He has a GF too but only really sees her every weekend or sporadically through the week. I think he is probably just a bit bored and has to talk to me about everything since he probably loves talking and maybe does get a bit lonely sometimes.
panoramo ended a bit abruptly.
>there's nothing we can do without infringing on the sovereignty of foreign countries
lol
>>57384949
>Manchester
Aberdeen or Poland m8
i've been working on a fresh gimmick for three hours. i'll be posting it in the next thread. prepare yourselves
>>57385212
i'm a top shop man
i'm a dan
aka the boss man
man
>>57385255
That's £75 a month a a normal 37.5 hour week
Is Devlin better than Skepta?
>>57385230
8 points wew
Business idea: A system where workers own the means of production
jiahdi johns he's fucking dead
he had a bomb dropped on his head
*picks up salmon coloured newspaper*
*my stocks rose by 1.5%*
ah yes, very impressi-
*see that many of my closest associates have been named in the Panama Papers*
oh no this is FAR from impressive
>>57385235
it wasnt even grime
it was noncey weebshit
Just had a look at the /int/ catalog
I think its quite clear that all the smart people left /int/ when /his/ was created, now all that's left is spastics
>>57385292
thanks
t. detective
>>57385125
He bought a spy camera because she didn't accept his friend request under a week the filthy animal.
That is not slipperly fucking slope
>>57385240
Without 4chan you wouldn't have done this shit. You only did this to become 4chan famous.
>>57385298
stick with the cat gimmick, much prefer it.
>>57385025
it basically all stems from teenage angst and thinking the world is fucked up and looking for an alternative then doing mental gymnastics and latching on to this alternative and using it to paint a black and white picture about how everything would be better with this alternative. its like the blue pilled normie version of being a nazi.
>>57384965
>>57385090
It's just another stalking offence but at a crown court
Solicitor won't say I'm going to prison or that I'm not but I'm not an idiot, I can put it together
>>57385315
nvm, mate, you're not who I thought you were
>>57385342
I'm not westmidspaki/grimetwat
>Ah, yes, let's buy cheap houses, renovate them and put them on the market for a price no one can afford so we have to rent it out so there are less houses, prices go up and no one can afford a home
Business Idea: Have the soldiers remove the footballer's tory banker bonuses by force and use it to build immigrant housing in the Northern Powerhouse
>>57385365
i'm running out of new cat pictures
>>57385201
>metal
>normies
oxymoron
anyway the opening line to that video
>baby metal, they were weird, i'm kind of confused right now, erm, i quite liked it and i feel a little bit dirty for quite liking it
n o n c e
>>57385375
Do the police/court know you recorded someone in the toilet
Business idea: create a cool popular brand with a few small branches, then cash out and charge independent 3rd parties just to use the brand name
>>57385330
Can't see it taking off iah
>>57385230
I think this is a pretty unfair quiz
Literally only just scraped being a normie (6 points)
>Confront normie housemate as to why she moved all my stuff out my cupboard, into another housemates cupboard and then moved her stuff into the cupboard and wrote her name on the cupboard door.
>"Oh that was your cupboard, ok you can have it back"
I mean wtf? Honestly what was she expecting to happen? Why even do that?
>>57385392
you're not grime twat and I said it wasn't grime
whats the problem?
>all of these people complaining about house prices
>a good 72% of them still live with their parents
ah yes very impressive
>>57385353
It started with him spilling spaghetti and jacking off to her shoes. It ended with Ribena
He started off as a hero, and is now despised by all.
that's a slippery pair of slopes
only just went orange lads
>>57385375
>I can put it together
So you think you're going to jail? Despite my zero knowledge in the legal system im pretty sure you'll just get community service.
i went to see babymetal one my own last year because a mate pulled out at the last minute
>"oh you were serious haha?"
didn't regret tho desu
>>57385362
I was hurting on the inside and needed to express myself
>>57385353
She said in her victim statement that she purposely ignored the request because "she didn't know Poelaboo well enough"
Ridiculous, she adds friends quite frequently
Poleaboo was right to do what he did
>>57385362
I agree with this to be honest.
>>57385399
can't fail
>>57385458
>living up north/west
off yourself
>>57385404
Start going through Tumblr
>>57385455
>>a good 72% of them still live with their parents
Because they can't afford a house
http://strawpoll.me/7280333
http://strawpoll.me/7280333
http://strawpoll.me/7280333
>When your extra 50p/hr goes directly to drugs
>>57385451
no problem
not sure what you're getting at
>>57385473
good lad
BANKER
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>>57385444
you should film her having a poo lad
>>57385455
what should we do, go out and buy an expensive house we can't afford?
>>57385408
They know, but did nothing because the girls didn't want the pictures used in court.
>>57385464
He's a convicted stalker, who then proceede to stalk the same victims again.He's pleading not guilty.
He going to prison
>>57385524
there's only one banker?
>>57385444
>normie
A lot of people get into early adult life without encountering genuine mental illness.
If you wanna fug said housemate wait until the next time she's in her manic phase to seduce her. You'll learn the signs.
>>57385406
more people like metal than grime you deluded mong
>>57385523
you said you're not grimetwat. well that's fine because I said you weren't at a grime concert
u were at babymetal
>>57385482
you think that filming somebody is the shower is adequate action for them not adding yo on facebook because you're an autistic fuck
if anything it proved her point
>>57385444
dumb people do dumb things
or she dislikes you and was being passive aggressive
key her car for good measure
>babymetal
Just fucking kill yourself
>>57385482
>Poleaboo was right to do what he did
i give up
>>57385408
Yes, from the first offence, had a pic
Polish girl alleged it was the first time she had seen it (lies)
She wouldn't identify herself, just the room
They brought it up in the intermediate diet where Poleaboo plead guilty though they had to add that they didn't know if it was true, just that it had been claimed in a post
Reckon she didn't want to press charges by admitting it was her
That and the pigs couldn't find shit on the laptop
>>57385464
They wanted to remand Poleaboo in jail at the bail hearing
Consider how long the trial date has taken to set
He would have been behind bars for over a year
>>57385545
referring to the occupation in general and not an individual
>>57385545
B A N K E R
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state issued housing is just another insidious form of social control
ffs lads
work just rang me up and asked to cover a shift tomorrow night and despite not actually wanting to do it i said yes
wtf is wrong with me
Young white British families want financial mobility and to start a family? MORE WHITE BABIES?
CAN'T BE HAVING THAT
>>57385482
>she adds friends quite frequently
You should have brought this up in court
Quite liking a lot of the new gimmicks, particularly "ah yes very impressive"
>>57385572
okay, thanks
>>57385626
imagine caring about what random people like and listen to
>>57385557
didn't even mention grime ya daft twat it's a niche genre
>calling him Poleaboo
his name is fucking ribena
>>57385524
Do they have bankers bonuses in America
Do they complain about that there
>>57385537
>He's a convicted stalker
I thought it was only the University thing that happened? What was your sentence the first time then?
>>57385482
When you get to prison, pick out the first guy you think you could take and stomp him out to build a reputation for yourself.
Also practice sharpening and stashing toothbrushes in ur bum for quick access in the yard.
Then join a white supremacist gang and get a swastika tattooed on your back so nobody makes you get a sweet set of tits tattooed there instead.
>>57385694
his name is Amer Hussein
>>57385676
Managers can be very persuasive.
>>57385683
ah yes very impressive is like 20 fucking decades old newfriend
time to do my statistics lads
hope this paki nonce gets sent to prison and bum raped desu
wish he would trip so i could filter him
>>57385707
Fine because he pleaded Guilty in the Mag.
He's going to prison now
>>57385043
Wait, is this REALLY the poleaboo everyone talks about? Does he actually post in /brit/?
>>57385683
>tfw people actually still post my 'ah yes very impressive gimmick'
Amazing. This all started when I phoned an office asking for work experience
>what uni did you go to
>York
>Ahh nice, very impressive
>Good feel
>>57385575
or she could have just added Poleaboo and we wouldn't have this mess
>>57385643
I'm not saying two wrongs make a right but it's normal to respond with harmfulness when you yourself have been harmed
>>57385533
How are people too poor to afford a fiver?
>>57384574
>moans about how depressed she is and how hard her life is
>still gets sex easily
women have no concept of loneliness
>>57385769
>the """"""""""university""""""""""""" of york
>>57385683
>new
>>57385676
Should have said you were out of town because you didn't have scheduled work
Works every time
>>57385723
>white supremacist gang
Poleaboo is a paki
>>57385764
yes he does
he talks in the 3rd person
he made this post
>>57385764
hownew.ru
around the world
>seriously responding to ribena
You're all being played like a fiddle
Shame I'm the only one with my third eye open wide enough to realise this
>>57385801
Even better, will make things way more interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbyrsIBSaJA
>>57385832
around the world?
>>57385785
>sex is your only life goal
youre a subhuman just as much as she is
>>57385773
she didn't add you on facebook it's not the end of the fucking world is it
you could have just maybe not acted like a complete spaz around her and maybe she would have actually been your friend you passive agressive cunt
>>57385813
I've seen that big image before. Just didn't realize it was actually someone that posts here
>>57385893
>Just didn't realize it was actually someone that posts here
i repeat, hownew.ru
>>57385691
you can't call metal users abnormies when you're a grime listen you idot
Simple question
Do you or do you not side with Poleaboo?
http://strawpoll.me/7280450
http://strawpoll.me/7280450
http://strawpoll.me/7280450
>Help to buy ISA
>Need £1200 to open it
>Can save £200 a month maximum after that
>When you take it out to buy a house the government gives you 25% extra no strings attached
What's the scam?
>>57385893
Do you only come to /brit/ for the pictures or what?
The One has really grown on me lads
>>57385945
No scam, just takes time to achieve
>>57385945
It requires more self-control than a lot of people have
>>57385849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJrHVCw6WU
>>57385945
You don't even need 1200 to open it, that's just the max you can open it with.
I opened one this month, put a grand in, can withdraw money when I want, the interest is great and if I change my mind abotu buying a house in ten years I can just withdraw it.
It's fucking based, no wonder they're stopping them soon
>>57385945
the help to buy scheme inflated the price of the house you were buying so you end up paying more
>>57385945
3K is the maximum, pocket change
>>57385945
nothing
also £1200 is the max, not what you need
Where are the pictures of the girl?
>>57385892
With my anxiety it was impossible not to act like a "spaz" in front of her, though due to it we rarely interacted
It's just basic human decency adding your flatmate and compeltely harmless too
Thanks though for at least understanding all I wanted was to be her friend, not fuck her
>>57385945
its going to fuck the housing market when everyone tries to take it out at once
>>57386012
>no wonder they're stopping them soon
que
>>57386012
>It's fucking based, no wonder they're stopping them soon
But why
>>57386040
not sure what you mean detective
>>57386040
WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!
>>57386040
Roommate or classmate?
Vanilla or nude?
>>57386061
>>57386067
Because it's a good scheme and the government can't keep giving away 25% of whatever people save up to 12k to help with a house, particularly when banks pay such good interest and you have to be able to withdraw it when you want.
You can save in them and claim your bonus up until 2030 but they've been so popular they're getting stopped in either 2018 or very early 2019
http://imgur.com/a/a7cej/
:3
>>57385851
around the world
*opens third eye*
stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
>>57386040
t. Interpol
me and the lads
http://strawpoll.me/7280450/r
http://strawpoll.me/7280450/r
http://strawpoll.me/7280450/r
>The one vote for was cast by me
Fuck you all
>>57386134
>but they've been so popular they're getting stopped in either 2018 or very early 2019
Oh that's fine, I thought you meant in 2 days when the new tax year starts or something. Opening one on the 6th
>>57386103
>>57386174
y'got me :P
>>57386147
>tfw no wan wan adventures
>you will never live in 90's NYC
@57386188
end yourself please
>>57386147
sexy bitch tbf
>>57386188
>Yes - 1 vote
feeling pretty down lads
>>57386264
it was ribena
>>57386264
>giving him (You)s
stop it
>>57386168
6 me
>He hasn't put a grand into a help to buy isa he opened tihs month
>>57386182
why aint you ded then
haha lads anyone else see Cameron lose his shit to the media?
>>57386279
obviously
>>57386271
Get up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdJdpIETlw&index=2&list=LLxpY9WCe6MXlMMkXZWUT_Rg
>>57386408
thanks
>>57385945
you have to get a solicitor to apply for the bonus
