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anime edition
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any day now
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gf found out about my side chick
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kpop
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Kyary
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alri
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>>57381247
You're right I'm not sure, I should probably go get some tattoos and start a metalcore band instead of working on my design career haha
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Asuka.
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why make new thread as soon as the thread reaches 300 posts you idiotic weeb
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>>57381279
mate theyre about to fail again for the 3rd time
not gonna happen
give it up
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maisie
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atrocious edition
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need to experience the feeling of p in v
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gf found out about my bf
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>>57381351
dirty socks eurgh disgustang
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I swear to god I'll get that dumb nigger
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>>57381327
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.
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>>57381307
>my design career
So you're doing nothing with your life then you hipster shit
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dapz on the map 2bh
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gf found out about my aggressive rectal cancer
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>>57381223
Just sorted out paying for college in about 20 minutes lads
Fuck me that's a load off, now I just have to decide if I want to start at a 2 year community college (very cheap, good idea since I'm not 100% on what I want to do, guaranteed acceptance to the 4 year school I want to go to and credits should transfer) or go ahead and start at the 4 year school.
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>>57381382
they'd never accept my application, I've been banned like a trillion times.
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>>57381362
pay me £200 and I'll let you put it inside me
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I can't believe British men date British women.
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posted it at the end of the last thred but idgaf

who /grime/ here
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bf's gf found out about me
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>>57381389
looks like shes got something up her bum
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goodnight lads
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>>57381390
I've been doing web design for 2 years and I can code in multiple languages fuck off
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>I can't believe British men date British women.
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>>57381453
>date
lmao
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>mfw there's no more /epl/ on /sp/ anymore
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>hasn't moved in 2 days

Useless yanks
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Make Americans Banter again.
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>>57381446

pffftt I could get a smoking hot bulgarian prostitute for less than half that
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>>57381462
>grime
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gf found out about my wife's son
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>I've been doing web design for 2 years and I can code in multiple languages fuck off
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Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the.. goo inside?
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little caffeine using bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in shamanism, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DMT hyperspace, and I have over 300 confirmed trips. I am trained in 3rd eye opening and I’m the top smoker in the entire US r/trees subreddit. You are nothing to me but just another sheeple. I will wipe your ego the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mckenna supporters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the trip, maggot. The trip that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ego. Its fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you're ego in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shakras. Not only am I extensively trained in smoking deemz, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the DMT beings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ego off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” alcohol and caffeine use was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ego is fucking dead, junkie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbc15Wj1L08

this is the final
i will split skeptas head with a vinyl
or tell him to suck his mums vaginal
then pistol whip his step dad lionel
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>I've been doing web design for 2 years
LMAO
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looking into getting a cute chinese gf
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>>57381522
why not
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>>57381279
>Britian first
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xbox is stuck in Denmark
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>>57381462

fuck off with your shit music
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>>57381522
Feels bad man. Glory days you could shitpost in it any day of the week
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>>57381523
maybe the guy who was dealing with it got shot
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>>57381537
>he doesnt listen to traumatik
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>>57381549
and you have a collection of fedora images
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wifes son is stuck in denmark
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>>57381550
If they were hungry for brains there would barely be a snack available in America. the country is zombie proof.
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>>57381535
sure you could
good look lol
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>>57381561
interesting
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>>57381223
Poleaboo feels those are some pretty nice feet
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>An hour and 20 minutes since I ordered my food
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Grime is basically meme music for students.
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>If they were hungry for brains there would barely be a snack available in America. the country is zombie proof.
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really want to shag my wife's sons's gf

how do I go about this?
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>>57381661
oh my god
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Lads I don't give a fuck what you think but I'm a PHP developer and earn £42k a year and barely scrape by.
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>>57381661
good subreddit ngl
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Sissy British """""""""""boys""""""""""
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>>57381279
wow, Trump's rallies just keep getting bigger
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just wolfed my dinner down

why is this captcha so shit

10 minutes left until i don't need to use it anymore
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>>57381584
Xang.
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for some reason my hangovers kick in on monday from drinking on friday and saturday
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>trump's new campaign video

fucking hell haha absolutely howling
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>>57381692
me on the left
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>>57381667
Did you order from JustEat?

If you did check if there's a confirmation email because sometimes when I've ordered and it shows the confirmation page the takeaway can still deny your order if they're busy.
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>>57381522
Used to be Poleaboos home general
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>>57381692
Seems a bit illegal
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>>57381696
want to play with my cute little penis
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>>57381692
what is wrong with fucking pinos
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>>57381667
the pakis making your food probably had to pray to allah m8 give it an extra half hour
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>>57381584
reminder bf said kosovo, bosnia and the caucasus were christian and said croatia, the vatican and liechtenstein weren't
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>>57381667
They forgot about your order, you should reorder.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_3Y2Uk6HzA
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>>57381743
I hate gays
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>>57381491
>web design
>code
kys
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anime
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>>57381487
*tucks you in*

>>57381611
>>57381522
>>57381738
Glory days
Well they'll pass you by, glory days
In the wink of a young girl's eye, glory days
Glory days
>mfw
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>get a missed call from girl i haven't spoke to in years
>literally the only female apart from my mum and sister in my phone
>text her saying what's up
>she replies "sorry accidentally called you"
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>>57381734
The 'your orders in the bag' means it was accepted right?
>>57381746
It's a white burger joint.
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MAGA
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>>57381820
haha
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>>>/r9k/27626682
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>>57381784
fire
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>when you're eating a kebab shop takeaway pizza and one of the slices tastes a bit garlicky even though its not a garlic pizza and you realize that the guy making it has spat in it
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>>57381820
Stop calling my gf you creep
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>>57381568
>vaginal

has to make up words to rhyme
shit mc
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>tfw no white nationalist groups i can join that arent full of chavvy psuedo-skinheads
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>>57381762
They are retarded inbred white trash. Worse than degenerate neo-Nazis.
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An hour later and were in the home stretch.
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web design is a meme course, it's hair-dressing/media studies tier
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>>57381868
haha was looking for this pasta a few days ago
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>Work has started doing performance pay based overtime.
>I just made £75 in 2 hours

Why can't ALL jobs be like this lads? Where you're paid based on how hard you work?

The lazy people would take home shit pay and hard workers like me will be making £35/hr
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Business idea: sell one of my cars for more than I bought it for, enroll in college now that I can suddenly afford it, quit my job, use the money from the car to buy a car to flip and continue flipping cars for pocket money and small homes for living money, then cash out upon graduation and move out to the mountains 40 years ahead of schedule and work at Microsoft's rural data center before retiring at 35 and drinking in my rocking chair for the rest of my days.
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>>57381917
ahhh yes
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>>57381906
wn is a bit of a meme coined by "muh evropa" yanks

join ukip, its like 2 pounds or something
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>>57381821
Yeah, if it's denied you'll get one saying "Sorry – there’s been a problem with your order"

Did you order it for ASAP or did you click a time by accident? Most places call if it's going to be more than 45 minutes.
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>>57381906
what does this tell you then rorke
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>>57381946
what job does this?

lad...
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>>57381963

do they poo in each others mouths?
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>>57381946
how do they measure your performance?
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>>57381820
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>>57381963
me right off center in the white shirt
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>>57381963
me in the white shirt
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>>>/sp/66590782
>>>/sp/66590782
>>>/sp/66590782

We're bringing it back.

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg [Embed]
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>>57381820
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>>57381946
because the lazy people would start shit an HR don't want to deal with it because they are usually lazy too
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>>57381848
>>57381889
>>57382003
>>57382024
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>>57381907
>white trash
youre talking to a whitey, wu
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>>57381820
saw a girl from my secondary school on my walk home today, didn't recognise me

never really spoke to her though
>inb4 you never spoke to any girls
projection
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enjoying the disabled girl turns to dude weed lmao storyline on corrie
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>>57381692
me in the red shirt
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just bought a new truck lads haha

it cost me enough

5.7 hemi
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I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
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>>57382026
Tfw i work HR and i do nothing all day, I have my own semi-office and I'm friends with the network guy so i just shitpost on 4chan all day. Everyone is a lazy fuck.
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don't EVER talk to me or my wife's son again
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>>57381993
>>57382002
I'm working as a complaints handler in a call centre. I get £10 an hour. And when I do overtime I get paid £10/hr + £2 voucher/hr + £15 per complaint I close.

On my overtime I'm making between £25 - £45 /hr
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janny just deleted the old thread for some reason
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why did janny delete the old thread already on page 6?
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>>57382105
*laughs at you*
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>>57381992
that the jews have marginalised the truth so much that you can only find edgy fringe groups
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>>57381906
What would you do in a white nationalist group that isn't chavvy?
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>>57382127
Why are Aston villa so shit
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>>57382153
>monster sticker
confirmed mongo
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>>57382144
>>57382151
Is the one before that stil active?

because if so then this one is next
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>>57382037
sorry m8
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>>57382144
>>57382151
he is trying to keep his job they are bringing in fresh talent
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*puts the telegraph down*
hmmm
*picks up the economist*
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>>57382144
to make space on the board probably

he's a good lad
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>>57382188

>gif

fuck off
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>>57382171
delet
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>>57382180
nah it's past bump limit and on page 10
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New Janny tactic of deleting the old thread instead of the new.

How do we combat this?
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thanks to the living wage i can now afford to put down a 5% deposit on a 40% share of a ground floor flat in a mid terrace in runcorn :-)
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>>57382112
How do you get an entry level HR job? Seems like they would just want anyone with a bachelor's but if that were the only criteria then I would expect competition is strong.
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>tfw no paki gf
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>>57382210
Make 30 different /brit/ threads like the good ol' days.
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>>57382203
>fuck off
fuck off
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>>57382210
stop making new threads
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>>57382137
Business idea: file heaps of easy to solve complaints before you start your shift, earn thousands per hour.
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is edinburgh bro in here
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>>57382210
post images of david mitchell
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>>57382152
*breaks your hand and throws you through a window onto a hot hob*
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I'm from quebec
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>>57382206
they're like Portsmouth, didnt' invest at all in any players and signed meme players

can't see them even being promoted next season
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What actually is Scottish culture other than hating the English, slightly changing an English Breakfast to call it a Scottish breakfast, speaking funny and eating deliriously unhealthy foods?
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>>57382233
thanks to the living wage I can now afford a helium tank to off myself

thanks cameron
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>>57381979
It just came there m8, cheers for the help.
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>>57382234
>How do you get an entry level HR job?

Be a girl
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>>57382257
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>>57382256
I am
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>I'm from quebec
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>>57382276
It's basically the same as English culture. More benefits though.
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>>57382272
Portsmouth was a complete different situation, they went into administration
FOY
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>>57382185
it's alright didn't really make me that sad 2bh
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Poleaboo what do you think of the white nationalists ITT? Can you understand some of their points or are they just edgy racists?
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>>57382276
And having a gay paedo as your national hero
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>>57382104
>dodge
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restarting t'router desu
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>>57382296
Fair enough ill just pose as M2F trans for a while.
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>>57382265
*stabs you with a knife but struggles against your oddly metallic skin*
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>>57382254
Funny you should say that because they've just hired a new batch of phone monkeys that are raising complaints on stupid shit.

Which means all I'm doing is calling the customer and asking if I can close the complaint and pocketing £15 for a 3 minute phonecall.
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>>57382310
nice one

wuu2
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>I'm from Bahrain
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>ywn be a smooth Earth-shattering politician having Dutch qts looking up at you with awe and lust
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>>57382234
Well they always want "People people" if you get what I mean but thats just bullshit. If you can relate to peoples problems and be open minded then they will pretty much consider you. As for qualifications they tend to hire more graduates but in my case I don't have a degree and I'm one of the more higher paid. Basically just like all jobs just apply and bullshit away the necessary criteria to get it. It's pretty hard to get in because HR always think like the pretentious fucks they are but if you do you can just manipulate your way to the top if you have some brain cells.
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>>57382330
reeee i'm a brit in canada you mong
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let me get this straight

spanish peo
ple literally have a 3 hour sleep during the day at work
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>>57382368
haha nice man, sounds like a pretty good gig.
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Business idea: Go to /fa/, find something, bring it back and laugh at them together (then possibly bully them)
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>>57382414
sure you are
get fucked yank
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>>57382384
not very much, I need to get something for dinner so I should probably head to the shops, it's a bit wet out there though

yourself?
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>>57382387
If he was white his would be cultural appropriation and the guardian and the BBC would make it headline news
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>>57382399
>that memehotel
>meme politician
>hosted by a meme website and a meme political party
fucking jej
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>>57382417
>not being /fa/
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lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys
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>>57382444
just sitting in my bed listening to music

would walk my dog but shes an annoying cunt who hates when its wet outside
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>>57382171
>Sold their star player without brining anyone in.
>Brought in le foreign manager instead of someone who can handle a relgation fight
>Abysmal transfers/negotiations that have led to a black pace baby earing 90 grand a week if he gets some more games
>etc
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Hey /brit/.

I can't think of a English word that would describe that feeling like "that was close", like when you got all sweaty but everything is ok now.
To make it even worse I can't even think of Croatian word for it so I can't use translator. My brain is blocked. Pls help me out.
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>>57382470
That's no meme qt tho m8. Nige will be ploughing that tonight.
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>>57382399
>1 (ONE) SEAT
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>Come home from work
>Am now sitting on /brit/ shitposting
>I could have stayed at work and done a few more hours and made another £50

Might stay tomorrow till midnight.
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>>57382476
How dear you
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>tfw homosexual
>tfw you know all the gay agenda NWO secrets
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>>57382514
phew?
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>>57382514
wew
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>>57382514
phew, I guess
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>>57382514
anxious?
relieved?
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test
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who /fa/ here?
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>>57382554
yeah, that. but I need actual word. Like "I'm ____"
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>>57382531
money isn't everything senpai
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>>57382531
good goy
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>>57382514
relief
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>>57382542
>tfw haven't paid to get rid of enough straight thetans to be on that level yet
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>>57382593
*takes him to the vet to get put down*
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>>57382593
some furry went to the high school i went to
little pervert had a foot and piss fetish as well
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>>57382514
anal
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>>57382509
sounds pretty comfy 2bh
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i don't read any posts in /brit/ unless they're (You)'s
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>>57382579
>relieved
>>57382613
>relief

that's it.


Thanks you all.
You are the 2nd best board after /ex-yu.
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Want a job where I can walk around the city dressed up smart and also go to the airport and fly to other cities regularly
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>>57382276
Why do you care?
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Croatia's actually a beautiful country on the coast desu

like an eastern European Spain from pictures I've seen

might go later in the year

>>57382600
did it work

>>57382605
relieved then

assumed you meant a one word phrase
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>>57382650
>high school

fuck off yank
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>>57382605
gay
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>>57382654
sure is la

what you having for tea
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>>57382685
yes

14 painful days are finally up
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>>57382667
sounds like you should become a pilot
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>tfw can't find the snow shovel
>snowed a lot yesterday, can't get out of driveway
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are 4chan (You)s like Facebook likes? Are we all just whores for validation from strang
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kjbjx2EUw
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>>57382603
Only one guy in this pic over 5'8''.
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>>57382520
*claps*
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>>57382712
I don't even read replies
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me
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>>57382687
doesnt even make sense
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>Work has been saying we're going to get bonuses ever quarter from now on
>We have been waiting a few months while they iron it out
>Everyone getting really impatient
>Suddenly today they declare they have given everyone £210 and it will be in their account by tomorrow.
>There are people that are annoyed that it's not enough money
>They have LITERALLY been given £210 overnight for doing NOTHING that they didn't have previously and they are ACTUALLY upset.
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Need a pair of casual shoes that aren't just trainers (sneakers)
Everything not casual just looks too formal
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havent heard from her for 4 months and 14 days
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>>57382712
(You)s are worth 10 likes
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>>57382685
>Croatia's actually a beautiful country on the coast desu

t. Razmilic
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>>57382712
a (You) is way more valuable because of captcha and post timers
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>>57382755
it's secondary school you fucking mong
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>>57382760
shes just playing hard to get. keep waiting lad

shes right where you want her
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>>57382751
me on the right
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>>57382751
my names nuttall too
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>>57382667
I'm only on £22,000 and I get to take frequent business trips to india
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>>57382804
paul?
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>>57382771
lies
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>>57382809
what is your profession?
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>>57382822
Peter, , and Mary?
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zurich or geneva?
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>>57382804
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>>57382809
Sounds horrible
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>>57382712
(You)s are what reddit users consider upvotes
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>>57382685
>Croatia's actually a beautiful country on the coast desu
>on the coast

Everything that has Italian influence is good, so don't go too far from the coast.
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>>57382785
every school in my city is named x high school
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>>57382833
construction, specifically toilet installation
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Fucking helen. Dumb bitch makes me so angry. She should never see Henry again!!
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>>57382804
nuttall muslims
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>>57382833
professional street cleaner
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>>57382470

vote for geert wilders you paki lover
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>>57382833
plumber
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>>57382868
>toilet installation
>india
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>>57382865
Even the primary schools?
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Was actually seriously considering applying to be a janny. Thank fuck I came to my senses.
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>>57382712
yes
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>>57382758
Greed.

It's the same reason people won't cross lines on a road and break the highway code until they see others do it, despite happily waiting before.

Once they think they can push it they take it to the limit.

>Tfw started work on 4th Jan
>Tfw the rest of work started back on the 4th
>Tfw they say that you have to have worked there from Jan 1st to get teh bonus, even though people didn't come back to work til the 4th.
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how long did you lurk /brit/ before posting here lads?
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>>57382865
>high school
FOY
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>I'm only on £22,000 and I get to take frequent business trips to india
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>>57382868
You're obviously shit at your job then
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>>57382892
nice you got the joke
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>>57382862
yeah did specify the coast for a reason desu

Italy is probably more accurate too
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>>57382862
I want to visit Osijek and Slavonski Brod cause I've got mates in both cities. Split, Zagreb and Vukovar out of interest too.
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looks like farage would've done a lot better here than it did in the uk
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>>57382904

>gif

fuck off
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>>57382739
>>57382767
>>57382773
>>57382861
>>57382904
Thanks for the currency. Going to buy me a Gold Pass with all these (You)s
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>>57382861
>>57382712
During all that Google Plus phase of 4chan on 1st April, mouseovering someone's post number would say: "+(You) this post"
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>>57382865
what shithole is that then?
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you wouldnt understand
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>>57382926
shut up norway, you're basically a meme
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>>57382925
literally haha
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>>57382804
the paul nuttals of the ukips
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>>57381690
that doesn't make any sense how can you barely scrape by on that i make £12k a year and i do ok
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>>57382868
So, you pave streets?
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>>57382910
15 seconds
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>>57382910
Posted on my first visit

Lurking is for weirdos
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>>57382869
Coastal Carolina University telling it like it is
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>>57382833
Performance and quality coach in a call centre
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>>57382893
cheeky
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sucking a lemon
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I would shop regularly at Reiss if I could afford it
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>The whole of West Heslerton – with 2,000 acres of land, houses, a pub and a 21-bedroom historic hall – is up for sale

let's buy this somehow lads
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>>57382962
nah he embarrassed you, you simple cunt.
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>>57382785
it's high school in scotland and scotland literally invented it.
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>>57382983
>ywn go for a cheeky pint with dave

why live
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>>57382910
>he wasn't here for the first /brit/ thread
baka
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>>57382910
About a minute or something before i saw a post to reply to
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>>57382910
posted in the first ever /brit/ thread i think. They used to be numbered from what I remember.
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>>57382910
I lurked 4chan for 4 years before I even made my first comment
>>
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>>57381805
Prefer designing to web programming but I still have to use PHP if I have to also HTML CSS and Javascript is still technically code so fuck off suck my dick you autistic fuc
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literally made the first ever /anglo/ thread on /int/
newfags need to fuck off
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>>57383038
PHENOMENAL post
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>>57382999
no one rattled your cage m8
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>>57382983
>that sensible haircut
>that sharp chin
>those beautiful blue eyes
>perfectly poured pint
>well cut suit
>long-term economic plan
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>>57382706
I'm very tempted to go for a burrito because it's close by and I don't have to make it, not the cheapest thing going though
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>You can own an entire village

I'm not a communist or anything but this seems really wrong.
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>>57383046
>PHP
>HTML
>CSS
>Javascript
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>>57383007
rather go for a cheeky pint with our nige

>mfw my mate did in Perth
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Poleaboo bought red bedsheets

Kinda reminded him of his qt Polish ex-roommate
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>>57383080

>im not a communist but i am a communist

great input
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>>57383086
could do a cheeky pint with nige right now hes just an hours drive away
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feeling bad
feeling good
feeling like i never could
lick lick lick and suck suck suck
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>>57383092
What was the last thing poleaboo wanked to?
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>>57383038
god save our gracious meme
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>>57383092
I have those too. Hide the anal blood really well, you don't even have to wash them.
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>HTML
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Which American actor did the worst English accent in a recent film (past 20 years)?
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I think I'm gonna take one of my sisters friends to go dancing in an hour or two, lads.

Gonna try to get a blowy joey in the lounge bathroom.
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>>57382931
>Slavonski Brod
kek
nothing to see there.

>Osijek
The main square and one street leading to it are nice.
There's also one other street called "Europska avenija" that has a lot of old houses/villas. Google "Osijek Europska avenija" for pictures.

In one hour you will see everything that city has to offer. And there's also nightlife that's nothing special compared to Zagreb, and keep in mind that Zagreb is nothing special compared to other European cities, even Belgrade.
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does brittish girls have a daddy fetish?
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>>57383076
kfc? or does another place do em?

ill prolly just have beans on toast meself
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Business idea: Short-term economic plan
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>>57383149
all girls do.
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I make £42k a year as a PHP developer and I don't give a FUCK what you think.
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>>57383092
search your name ITT and answer my question
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>>57383139
Tom Hiddleston
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>>57383149
never could get into having a girl calling you daddy when you're inside her tbqh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1FCp_wj9qo

wun sen
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>I make £42k a year as a PHP developer and I don't give a FUCK what you think.
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>>57383113
do it for us joeri

tfw last time he visited here his speech got interrupted by green mongs blasting shite songs over him whilst calling him a nazi
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>>57383140
MONACO IS NOT WELCOME IN /BRIT/
RICHFAGS OUT
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>>57383126
erotic femdom stories where he replaces the names of the characters with himself and the Polish girls

http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/story.php?storyid=10333
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ummmmmmmm leftists??????????????
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>>57383169
Need a midlands powerhouse to go with it.

>>57383181
How do you feel about my degree?
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>>57382342
Poleaboo will exact his revenge on anyone in this godforsaken general that has been racist to him
>>
who /team rob/ here
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>>57382998
I can put in £100 when my giro arrives on Wednesday
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>>57383221
i wouldn't hire you, you useless arrogant student
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>>57383144
2bh my main travel would be Stuttgart

want to go to mercedes benz arena fuggen bad
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>>57382342
They're just edgy cunts and have all likely been cucked or had the fuck kicked out of them by a non-white hence their bitterness
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>>57383218
ummmmmmmmmm offensive much? the correct term is cultural marxist, so stop with the problematic language
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>>57383206
don't be rude
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>>57382998
someone get in contact with craven and get him to help us out
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>>57383254
t. jjb manager
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Business idea: Convince /brit/ that the alt-right is stupid and cultural marxism doesn't exist
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>>57383196
booooy

his chipmunk diss is the firest shit ever, you listen to any eurorap la?
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>leftists
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>>57383254
nvm
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>>57382417
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>>57383213
Does poleaboo still want to fuck his sister? If he does could he describe it?
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>>57383301
>see a student apply to MY shop
>throw their application straight in a bin

that'll teach you

>>57383323
what's your degree
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>>57383275
>>57382342
Also they're laughable since they're even more karaoke then Britain First
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>>57383205
might go next time if he does another bit late now
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>>57383287
You can stay in /brit/ if you buy this >>57382998
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>>57383038
>giving a fuck what women think or say

They're all the same once you get them on their back m8
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>>57383317
I rate Chip Tbh
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work in hr at sainsbury's
get paid to sit in an office all day with women and gays and drink tea
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>>57383218
please stop posting this every day
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>>57383334
Never wanted her to fuck him, just dom/feminise him

not into that anymore, feel it's disgusting
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>>57383364
baka, hes a little prick

always been a sell out nonce, but at least hes brought attention to grime
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browsin' the 'chon
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>/r/blackpeopletwitter

I don't think I've ever seen so many cucks in one place, 2bh. Before someone goes >reddit I only even made an account to post on the the_donald and bait berncucks on /r/politics
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>When massa tosses you an extra 50p
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>>57383380
just got a job as an ambient refreshment technician at sainsbury's desu
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>>57383161
there's this place called pintos on shandwick place and lothian road, it's pretty damn good
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>>57383380
umm racist and sexist much
>>
going to have an early night 2nite
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>>57383317
>eurorap
is that continentals? link some
>>57383364
same la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnKUozXhScM
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>>57383428
v. early
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>>57383416
what does that even mean
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>>57383338
nvm
>>
worst cumdodgers in your opinion?
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>>57383271
Speaking about football...

I'm a die-hard supporter of Leicester.
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>>57383407
>reddit
>trump
>politics

Pls leave and let the door hit you on the way out thx.
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>>57383459
shelf stocker innit

>>57383469
baka
>>
brittish boys *_*
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>>57383417
cheers mate, will deffo go if im in the area sometime
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>>57383403
his choons are fucking great pal. Absolutely buried Bugzy
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>>57383359
>$28.5 million for a shitty English village

I could buy multiple towns in Spain for that price.
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>Paki at work says he's voting stay

Stay = rasheed option
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>>57383139
The black guy in Ocean's 11
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>the town of /brit/
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>>57383360
really really wrong desu lad
>>
14 year old sister keeps playing some ed sheeran cover of i'm in love with the coco

wonder if she actually knows what she's singing/listening to
>>
Wouldn't be completely opposed to performing oral fellatio on a member of the same sex
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>>57383082
this is why i hate programmers lmao
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>>57383429
i mean like yung hurn, lgoony and shit like that, i guess its more cloud rap but idk how to define it
>>
>>57383490
post car keys
>>
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>>57383493
I'm voting to leave.


who /telling people what they want to hear/ here
>>
had sex a few years ago today. haven't since
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>>57383550
>artists name is 'yung' something
discarded
foy
>>
For fucks sake, all of you can fuck off you sad cunts. "oh boo hoo why am i such an autist with no gf who has no friends", maybe because you treat people like SHIT
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>>57383475
ahhh fuck

for scotland - hibs
for england - wolves

vardys brilliant tho, hopefully he gets mad call ups and wins euro for us
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>>57383493
Poleaboo is voting out

Remove the Polish scum and grab a Romanian gf in the chaos
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>>57383545
none of them are actual programming languages desu

javascript is I guess but its a bit shit
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>>57383476

It's all joke
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>>57383543
you should let her snort some of your stash be a good brother
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>>57383544
I've done it on both men and women
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>>57383543
dozy bint never has a clue when i'm filling her shitpipe
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>>57383617
nope that's mine and it's expensive
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>>57383568

heheh pig
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>>57383568
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>>57383589
your post is shit
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>>57383562
Do you actually remember me posting that ferrari? That was like a year ago lmao.
>>
>>57383575
How was it?
Did s/he cum?
Did you cum?
Did roll bareback?
Do you still communicate?
Why has it been so long?
>>
not gonna vote on brexit or anything else ever for that matter haha
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>>57383589
I have surpassed >tfw no gf AND >tfw no f

truly the master race of human beans
>>
>>57383589
Poleaboo treated people with nothing but respect and kindness but it got him nought but abuse in return
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>>57383607
I'd argue that PHP is a programming language even though I know it's completely outdated but still relied upon

The problem is web developers are insane autists who have this inflated sense of superiority over anyone especially designers
>>
new
>>57383711
>>57383711
>>57383711
>>
Inshallah have you recited your takbir today brothers?
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>>57383674
so filming someone naked against their will is acting with respect and kindness is it?
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>>57383587
i bump this shit mainly
https://m.soundcloud.com/lgoonyflyboy/lgoony-crack-ignaz-7000-prod-lex-lugner
and this
https://m.soundcloud.com/hanuschplatzflow/crack-ignaz-konig-der-alpen
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>>57383602
sry, I can't see if you get it or not.

I was actually making a joke because everybody seems to support Leicester now when they're about to win the title. But I actually like them because they're underdogs, nice football story.
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>>57383721
PHP obviously is a language

i'm not even a web """""""""""""dev"""""""""""""

web """""""""""""devs""""""""""""" acting superior to anyone is a funny thought
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>>57383782
sorry lad, fucking hate gloryhunters myself

what croatian team do you support?
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>>57383792
Yeah so as I said HTML CSS and Javascript are technically code the end

I just like to make websites look pretty and do funny things haha :)
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Business idea: damage houses by night, charge to repair by day
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who /14pointsclear/ here lads
conference national next year
good feel
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>I just like to make websites look pretty and do funny things haha :)
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>>57383602
>wolves

Good lad
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