anime edition
any day now
gf found out about my side chick
kpop
Kyary
alri
>>57381247
You're right I'm not sure, I should probably go get some tattoos and start a metalcore band instead of working on my design career haha
Asuka.
why make new thread as soon as the thread reaches 300 posts you idiotic weeb
>>57381279
mate theyre about to fail again for the 3rd time
not gonna happen
give it up
maisie
atrocious edition
need to experience the feeling of p in v
gf found out about my bf
>>57381351
dirty socks eurgh disgustang
I swear to god I'll get that dumb nigger
>>57381327
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.
mio
>>57381307
>my design career
So you're doing nothing with your life then you hipster shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ZYL6H0XLs
dapz on the map 2bh
gf found out about my aggressive rectal cancer
>>57381223
Just sorted out paying for college in about 20 minutes lads
Fuck me that's a load off, now I just have to decide if I want to start at a 2 year community college (very cheap, good idea since I'm not 100% on what I want to do, guaranteed acceptance to the 4 year school I want to go to and credits should transfer) or go ahead and start at the 4 year school.
>>57381382
they'd never accept my application, I've been banned like a trillion times.
>>57381362
pay me £200 and I'll let you put it inside me
I can't believe British men date British women.
posted it at the end of the last thred but idgaf
who /grime/ here
bf's gf found out about me
>>57381389
looks like shes got something up her bum
goodnight lads
>>57381390
I've been doing web design for 2 years and I can code in multiple languages fuck off
>I can't believe British men date British women.
>>57381453
>date
lmao
>mfw there's no more /epl/ on /sp/ anymore
>hasn't moved in 2 days
Useless yanks
Make Americans Banter again.
>>57381446
pffftt I could get a smoking hot bulgarian prostitute for less than half that
>>57381462
>grime
gf found out about my wife's son
>I've been doing web design for 2 years and I can code in multiple languages fuck off
Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the.. goo inside?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little caffeine using bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in shamanism, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DMT hyperspace, and I have over 300 confirmed trips. I am trained in 3rd eye opening and I’m the top smoker in the entire US r/trees subreddit. You are nothing to me but just another sheeple. I will wipe your ego the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mckenna supporters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the trip, maggot. The trip that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ego. Its fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you're ego in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shakras. Not only am I extensively trained in smoking deemz, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the DMT beings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ego off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” alcohol and caffeine use was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ego is fucking dead, junkie.
>>57381342
ANY
DAY
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbc15Wj1L08
this is the final
i will split skeptas head with a vinyl
or tell him to suck his mums vaginal
then pistol whip his step dad lionel
>I've been doing web design for 2 years
LMAO
looking into getting a cute chinese gf
>>57381522
why not
>>57381279
>Britian first
xbox is stuck in Denmark
>>57381462
fuck off with your shit music
>>57381522
Feels bad man. Glory days you could shitpost in it any day of the week
>>57381523
maybe the guy who was dealing with it got shot
>>57381537
>he doesnt listen to traumatik
>>57381549
and you have a collection of fedora images
wifes son is stuck in denmark
>>57381550
If they were hungry for brains there would barely be a snack available in America. the country is zombie proof.
>>57381535
sure you could
good look lol
>>57381561
interesting
>>57381223
Poleaboo feels those are some pretty nice feet
>An hour and 20 minutes since I ordered my food
Grime is basically meme music for students.
>If they were hungry for brains there would barely be a snack available in America. the country is zombie proof.
really want to shag my wife's sons's gf
how do I go about this?
>>57381661
oh my god
Lads I don't give a fuck what you think but I'm a PHP developer and earn £42k a year and barely scrape by.
>>57381661
good subreddit ngl
Sissy British """""""""""boys""""""""""
>>57381279
wow, Trump's rallies just keep getting bigger
just wolfed my dinner down
why is this captcha so shit
10 minutes left until i don't need to use it anymore
>>57381584
Xang.
for some reason my hangovers kick in on monday from drinking on friday and saturday
>trump's new campaign video
fucking hell haha absolutely howling
>>57381692
me on the left
>>57381667
Did you order from JustEat?
If you did check if there's a confirmation email because sometimes when I've ordered and it shows the confirmation page the takeaway can still deny your order if they're busy.
>>57381522
Used to be Poleaboos home general
>>57381692
Seems a bit illegal
>>57381696
want to play with my cute little penis
>>57381692
what is wrong with fucking pinos
>>57381667
the pakis making your food probably had to pray to allah m8 give it an extra half hour
>>57381584
reminder bf said kosovo, bosnia and the caucasus were christian and said croatia, the vatican and liechtenstein weren't
>>57381667
They forgot about your order, you should reorder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_3Y2Uk6HzA
>>57381743
I hate gays
>>57381491
>web design
>code
kys
anime
>>57381487
*tucks you in*
>>57381611
>>57381522
>>57381738
Glory days
Well they'll pass you by, glory days
In the wink of a young girl's eye, glory days
Glory days
>mfw
>get a missed call from girl i haven't spoke to in years
>literally the only female apart from my mum and sister in my phone
>text her saying what's up
>she replies "sorry accidentally called you"
>>57381734
The 'your orders in the bag' means it was accepted right?
>>57381746
It's a white burger joint.
MAGA
>>57381820
haha
>>57381784
fire
>when you're eating a kebab shop takeaway pizza and one of the slices tastes a bit garlicky even though its not a garlic pizza and you realize that the guy making it has spat in it
>>57381820
Stop calling my gf you creep
>>57381568
>vaginal
has to make up words to rhyme
shit mc
>tfw no white nationalist groups i can join that arent full of chavvy psuedo-skinheads
>>57381762
They are retarded inbred white trash. Worse than degenerate neo-Nazis.
An hour later and were in the home stretch.
web design is a meme course, it's hair-dressing/media studies tier
>>57381868
haha was looking for this pasta a few days ago
>Work has started doing performance pay based overtime.
>I just made £75 in 2 hours
Why can't ALL jobs be like this lads? Where you're paid based on how hard you work?
The lazy people would take home shit pay and hard workers like me will be making £35/hr
Business idea: sell one of my cars for more than I bought it for, enroll in college now that I can suddenly afford it, quit my job, use the money from the car to buy a car to flip and continue flipping cars for pocket money and small homes for living money, then cash out upon graduation and move out to the mountains 40 years ahead of schedule and work at Microsoft's rural data center before retiring at 35 and drinking in my rocking chair for the rest of my days.
>>57381917
ahhh yes
>>57381906
wn is a bit of a meme coined by "muh evropa" yanks
join ukip, its like 2 pounds or something
>>57381821
Yeah, if it's denied you'll get one saying "Sorry – there’s been a problem with your order"
Did you order it for ASAP or did you click a time by accident? Most places call if it's going to be more than 45 minutes.
>>57381906
what does this tell you then rorke
>>57381946
what job does this?
lad...
>>57381963
do they poo in each others mouths?
>>57381946
how do they measure your performance?
>>57381820
>>57381963
me right off center in the white shirt
>>57381963
me in the white shirt
>>>/sp/66590782
>>>/sp/66590782
>>>/sp/66590782
We're bringing it back.
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg [Embed]
>>57381820
>>57381946
because the lazy people would start shit an HR don't want to deal with it because they are usually lazy too
>>57381848
>>57381889
>>57382003
>>57382024
>>57381907
>white trash
youre talking to a whitey, wu
>>57381820
saw a girl from my secondary school on my walk home today, didn't recognise me
never really spoke to her though
>inb4 you never spoke to any girls
projection
enjoying the disabled girl turns to dude weed lmao storyline on corrie
>>57381692
me in the red shirt
just bought a new truck lads haha
it cost me enough
5.7 hemi
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
>>57382026
Tfw i work HR and i do nothing all day, I have my own semi-office and I'm friends with the network guy so i just shitpost on 4chan all day. Everyone is a lazy fuck.
don't EVER talk to me or my wife's son again
>>57381993
>>57382002
I'm working as a complaints handler in a call centre. I get £10 an hour. And when I do overtime I get paid £10/hr + £2 voucher/hr + £15 per complaint I close.
On my overtime I'm making between £25 - £45 /hr
janny just deleted the old thread for some reason
why did janny delete the old thread already on page 6?
>>57382105
*laughs at you*
>>57381992
that the jews have marginalised the truth so much that you can only find edgy fringe groups
>>57381906
What would you do in a white nationalist group that isn't chavvy?
>>57382127
Why are Aston villa so shit
>>57382153
>monster sticker
confirmed mongo
>>57382144
>>57382151
Is the one before that stil active?
because if so then this one is next
>>57382037
sorry m8
>>57382144
>>57382151
he is trying to keep his job they are bringing in fresh talent
*puts the telegraph down*
hmmm
*picks up the economist*
>>57382144
to make space on the board probably
he's a good lad
>>57382188
>gif
fuck off
>>57382171
delet
>>57382180
nah it's past bump limit and on page 10
New Janny tactic of deleting the old thread instead of the new.
How do we combat this?
thanks to the living wage i can now afford to put down a 5% deposit on a 40% share of a ground floor flat in a mid terrace in runcorn :-)
>>57382112
How do you get an entry level HR job? Seems like they would just want anyone with a bachelor's but if that were the only criteria then I would expect competition is strong.
>tfw no paki gf
>>57382210
Make 30 different /brit/ threads like the good ol' days.
>>57382203
>fuck off
fuck off
>>57382210
stop making new threads
>>57382137
Business idea: file heaps of easy to solve complaints before you start your shift, earn thousands per hour.
is edinburgh bro in here
>>57382210
post images of david mitchell
>>57382152
*breaks your hand and throws you through a window onto a hot hob*
I'm from quebec
>>57382206
they're like Portsmouth, didnt' invest at all in any players and signed meme players
can't see them even being promoted next season
What actually is Scottish culture other than hating the English, slightly changing an English Breakfast to call it a Scottish breakfast, speaking funny and eating deliriously unhealthy foods?
>>57382233
thanks to the living wage I can now afford a helium tank to off myself
thanks cameron
>>57381979
It just came there m8, cheers for the help.
>>57382234
>How do you get an entry level HR job?
Be a girl
>>57382257
>>57382256
I am
>I'm from quebec
>>57382276
It's basically the same as English culture. More benefits though.
>>57382272
Portsmouth was a complete different situation, they went into administration
FOY
>>57382185
it's alright didn't really make me that sad 2bh
Poleaboo what do you think of the white nationalists ITT? Can you understand some of their points or are they just edgy racists?
>>57382276
And having a gay paedo as your national hero
>>57382104
>dodge
restarting t'router desu
>>57382296
Fair enough ill just pose as M2F trans for a while.
>>57382265
*stabs you with a knife but struggles against your oddly metallic skin*
>>57382254
Funny you should say that because they've just hired a new batch of phone monkeys that are raising complaints on stupid shit.
Which means all I'm doing is calling the customer and asking if I can close the complaint and pocketing £15 for a 3 minute phonecall.
>>57382310
nice one
wuu2
>I'm from Bahrain
>ywn be a smooth Earth-shattering politician having Dutch qts looking up at you with awe and lust
>>57382234
Well they always want "People people" if you get what I mean but thats just bullshit. If you can relate to peoples problems and be open minded then they will pretty much consider you. As for qualifications they tend to hire more graduates but in my case I don't have a degree and I'm one of the more higher paid. Basically just like all jobs just apply and bullshit away the necessary criteria to get it. It's pretty hard to get in because HR always think like the pretentious fucks they are but if you do you can just manipulate your way to the top if you have some brain cells.
>>57382330
reeee i'm a brit in canada you mong
let me get this straight
spanish peo
ple literally have a 3 hour sleep during the day at work
>>57382368
haha nice man, sounds like a pretty good gig.
Business idea: Go to /fa/, find something, bring it back and laugh at them together (then possibly bully them)
>>57382414
sure you are
get fucked yank
>>57382384
not very much, I need to get something for dinner so I should probably head to the shops, it's a bit wet out there though
yourself?
>>57382387
If he was white his would be cultural appropriation and the guardian and the BBC would make it headline news
>>57382399
>that memehotel
>meme politician
>hosted by a meme website and a meme political party
fucking jej
>>57382417
>not being /fa/
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys
>>57382444
just sitting in my bed listening to music
would walk my dog but shes an annoying cunt who hates when its wet outside
>>57382171
>Sold their star player without brining anyone in.
>Brought in le foreign manager instead of someone who can handle a relgation fight
>Abysmal transfers/negotiations that have led to a black pace baby earing 90 grand a week if he gets some more games
>etc
Hey /brit/.
I can't think of a English word that would describe that feeling like "that was close", like when you got all sweaty but everything is ok now.
To make it even worse I can't even think of Croatian word for it so I can't use translator. My brain is blocked. Pls help me out.
>>57382470
That's no meme qt tho m8. Nige will be ploughing that tonight.
>>57382399
>1 (ONE) SEAT
>Come home from work
>Am now sitting on /brit/ shitposting
>I could have stayed at work and done a few more hours and made another £50
Might stay tomorrow till midnight.
>>57382476
How dear you
>tfw homosexual
>tfw you know all the gay agenda NWO secrets
>>57382514
phew?
>>57382514
wew
>>57382514
phew, I guess
>>57382514
anxious?
relieved?
test
who /fa/ here?
>>57382554
yeah, that. but I need actual word. Like "I'm ____"
>>57382531
money isn't everything senpai
>>57382531
good goy
>>57382514
relief
>>57382542
>tfw haven't paid to get rid of enough straight thetans to be on that level yet
>>57382593
*takes him to the vet to get put down*
>>57382593
some furry went to the high school i went to
little pervert had a foot and piss fetish as well
>>57382514
anal
>>57382509
sounds pretty comfy 2bh
i don't read any posts in /brit/ unless they're (You)'s
>>57382579
>relieved
>>57382613
>relief
that's it.
Thanks you all.
You are the 2nd best board after /ex-yu.
Want a job where I can walk around the city dressed up smart and also go to the airport and fly to other cities regularly
>>57382276
Why do you care?
Croatia's actually a beautiful country on the coast desu
like an eastern European Spain from pictures I've seen
might go later in the year
>>57382600
did it work
>>57382605
relieved then
assumed you meant a one word phrase
>>57382650
>high school
fuck off yank
>>57382605
gay
>>57382654
sure is la
what you having for tea
>>57382685
yes
14 painful days are finally up
>>57382667
sounds like you should become a pilot
>tfw can't find the snow shovel
>snowed a lot yesterday, can't get out of driveway
are 4chan (You)s like Facebook likes? Are we all just whores for validation from strang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kjbjx2EUw
>>57382603
Only one guy in this pic over 5'8''.
>>57382520
*claps*
>>57382712
I don't even read replies
me
>>57382687
doesnt even make sense
>Work has been saying we're going to get bonuses ever quarter from now on
>We have been waiting a few months while they iron it out
>Everyone getting really impatient
>Suddenly today they declare they have given everyone £210 and it will be in their account by tomorrow.
>There are people that are annoyed that it's not enough money
>They have LITERALLY been given £210 overnight for doing NOTHING that they didn't have previously and they are ACTUALLY upset.
Need a pair of casual shoes that aren't just trainers (sneakers)
Everything not casual just looks too formal
havent heard from her for 4 months and 14 days
>>57382712
(You)s are worth 10 likes
>>57382685
>Croatia's actually a beautiful country on the coast desu
t. Razmilic
>>57382712
a (You) is way more valuable because of captcha and post timers
>>57382755
it's secondary school you fucking mong
>>57382760
shes just playing hard to get. keep waiting lad
shes right where you want her
>>57382751
me on the right
>>57382751
my names nuttall too
>>57382667
I'm only on £22,000 and I get to take frequent business trips to india
>>57382804
paul?
>>57382771
lies
>>57382809
what is your profession?
>>57382822
Peter, , and Mary?
zurich or geneva?
>>57382804
>>57382809
Sounds horrible
>>57382712
(You)s are what reddit users consider upvotes
>>57382685
>Croatia's actually a beautiful country on the coast desu
>on the coast
Everything that has Italian influence is good, so don't go too far from the coast.
>>57382785
every school in my city is named x high school
>>57382833
construction, specifically toilet installation
Fucking helen. Dumb bitch makes me so angry. She should never see Henry again!!
>>57382804
nuttall muslims
>>57382833
professional street cleaner
>>57382470
vote for geert wilders you paki lover
