/brit/ somewhere in this picture edition
maisie
so lawyers are the new bankers?
crayon pop
>>57386304
all me
>>57386168
*third eye explodes*
*opens third eye*
stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
babymetal
tory britain
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3522784/Pervert-45-collapses-camera-confronted-vigilantes-instead-14-year-old-girl-thought-d-grooming-internet.html
Anyone else see Cameron lose his shit in the media?
you're shit
but your birds are fit
>you can move your money to another bank without restriction whenever you want to take advantage of the best interest rate
Oh fuck off, there has to be a catch to this.
Kyary
>>57386309
i put £1200 in to the one i opened today desu
these are the same posts as the ones in the old thread
>Amber Rayne has died
>>57386341
>can't even drink properly
Your mouth goes over the the whole thing, stupid gook
might move to blackpool
>>57386371
6/17
>>57386393
Yes there is, you can only put in a max of 200 a month.
So if you withdraw the three grand or whatever you save to cover an unexpected cost it'd take years to save that back up again because you can only put 200 in a month
I guess Poleaboo will go downstairs now and eat dinner while watching what's left of Eastenders and the second half od Corrie
been doing a lot of suicidal ideation today heh
>>57386465
>that fucking skyline
burn it to the fucking ground
*throws pocket sand in your third eye*
>>57386452
so unattractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRz4jJ7K1fA
>>57386484
go cry in a graveyard
doing some important research for my phd lads
http://strawpoll.me/7280588
http://strawpoll.me/7280588
http://strawpoll.me/7280588
drinking a red stripe right now
>>57386492
the one in the middle that looks like a fat blob is horrendous
>>57386431
never watched her
will have a wank in tribute later
>>57386465
the state of that walkie talkie building
>>57386516
literally my favourite film lad
I absolutely want to kill myself
it's lupus
>>57386434
better?
>>57386465
This is unironically true.
>>57386561
thats the walky talky
they didn't have permission to build it as fat at the base or something, so they made it curve out at the top
>>57386465
is that really london? so sad!
why are there maisie and sophie posters? 2 of the ugly munters from game of thrones.
Everyone knows the best in it is emilia
REMINDER
>take in all the migrants from Europe
>stick them on a boat to the Falklands
>grab the Falklands residents
>bring them over here
>give the Falklands back to the argies
got 4.5k in savings. what shall i do with it?
TURKEY WILL PAY FOR IT
>>57386605
no, same problem
>>57386557
>red stripe
>>57386516
Gummo is better.
>>57386581
It's a good one
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""students""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>57386629
Keep saving
>>57386625
Like this
going on a self-exploratory trip to magaluf
>>57386603
it's never lupus though
>>57386629
whack it in an index fund
>>57386465
>>57386660
Gummo gives me a headache
It's a weird dark bizarro world version of life in a redneck town
>>57386709
whats an index fund?
>>57386631
>the balkans
it would be cheaper to move everyone from port talbot to london than to support the steel industry
Can I open a Help To Buy ISA and a normal ISA in the same year?
>>57386564
Good lad
>>57386577
wew
>joke with friend who is constantly single that I'm going to steal his first girlfriend before he loses his virginity
>he got a gf two days ago
This is gonna be fun.
Have you ever tried poutine?
If not, do you like the idea of it?
>>57386721
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/trackerfund.asp
>>57386600
why lad?
>it's a Chase murders an African dictator episode
>>57386629
keep saving because that's fuck all
>Opened a Cash ISA in January and put £2k in it
>Help to buy ISA says you can't open two ISAs on the same tax year
>Paid £200 into the ISA on April 1st
>New Tax year on the 6th
Am I going to have any issues opening a help to buy is and transferring all the money from my cash ISA?
>>57386771
why be a twat
Lads. Going to meet a girl on tiner on thursday, she said she expects me to bring flowers, but then said she was joking. Should I or should I not bring flowers?
>>57386793
it's just gravy chips and cheese isn't it?
we eat that all the time in lancashire on a barm cake
>>57386771
would unironically stab you if i was in his position
so strong
so brave
Took some escitalopram oxalate, pill in pic related.
Am noticing a slight more focused feeling underneath a body high that feels like I'm rolling alittle bit.
Just walked outside for lunch and thought it was a nice day (windy). It's 80°F. Came back to work sweating balls, but I never felt hot.
Thought it was anti-anxiety.
>>57386710
>.png
neck yourself
>>57386749
why would you need two? you can take money out of the help to buy whenever?
>>57386793
looks like the sort of disgusting shit I'd order from a takeaway, would give it a shot
>>57386629
Save it some more
>>57386804
look at his flag
>>57386850
she just wants free shit. don't fall for it
Fuck.
Anybody else in this thread no clue about ISAs with no savings?
Starting to feel bad
>>57386829
For a start the max you can put in in the first month is 1200.
If you cloes the other isa you're allowed to transfer money over, but the other 800 quid will have to be fed in each month
>>57386629
ignore the other posters. Go on a fat bender I reckon.
>>57386793
tried it in banff and it was delicious
What stops Labour winning the election in 2018 and saying "nah we're not giving you the extra 25% jog on"
need a saoirse gf
>>57386838
I wasn't really going to.
It's just fun to watch him be all on edge any time I hang out with them.
>>57386794
forgive me lad, im 100% shit at financial matters.
any chance you can explain it to me in idiot terms and tell me where to seek starting an index fund?
>>57386921
if anything they'd turn around and give you 50%
>>57386934
>It's just fun to watch him be all on edge any time I hang out with them.
why be a twat
>>57386850
take her some dead flowers for banter
>>57386934
Killself
>>57386869
t. spacker asbo charva on povvo internet
>>57386921
2018?
>>57386991
oh
my
god
>>57386868
>escitalopram
Lexapro isn't going to get you high buddy, it's an SSRI
t. been prescribed SSRI's for most of my life
>>57386934
>>57386868
>he takes SSRIs recreationally
wtf are you 12?
You guys realise the help to buy isa is only a MAXIMUM of £3,000 free money right?
That's chump change.
already pooed once today and i have to poo again
>>57386804
no one to love
no friends after I moved, I sit inside all day
failing uni
too old
>>57386991
oooooh its the jews i bet!!!1
trying to push the homosexual agenda ahhhhh! better tell /pol/!!!
>>57386831
Can I open one tomorrow and then another on the 6th in the new tax year?
>>57386875
I'm expecting more than £200/month and need to put the rest somewhere.
>wake up
>still no brit bf
>>57386387
>it's a private matter
>>57386991
Some of that stuff looks like just a silly joke but others look like shoehorning desu
t. homo
>>57387082
pm me
>>57387082
How would sleeping possibly fix this you bender lmfao
>>57387082
that's a man baby
>>57387053
Pooing is excellent lad
even Montaigne wrote about how much he enjoyed shitting
>>57386922
shes a good actress but she plays in a lot of shit movies, mostly talking about The Host
>>57387053
if you don't shit 3/4 times a day you're unhealthy
>>57386991
Have no fears, we've got stories for years
>>57386991
cherry picking
haha fuck norway!
>>57387051
>Open a help to buy
>Save 200 quid a month on a high interest rate
>Open a separate savings account or a new ISA the year after and put excess savings in that
>Fill up help to buy over 5 years
>If you change your mind, just move the money over
>If you don't, get a literal 3 grand whack knocked off your house for nothing
what's not to like?
I justput 200 in a month and excess savings into another account and then keep my current account above 1k at all times
>>57387071
take back your country m8
>>57387039
Found em stashed, my roommates.
>>57387028
What side effects are there? Maybe I was just unbalanced and actually need this shit... hmmm.
>The Tories are evil! And they hate the poor!
>Literally giving everyone free money
>>57387051
It's free money with no risk, short of a second recession.
I'm not an ambitious sort, all I want is a little spit of shit to call my own.
>>57387082
gaylord
>>57387079
Yes
>>57387172
>taking your mates meds
kill thineself
>>57387131
>implying I care for her acting skills
she looks like my oneitis who dropped out my college course and I never see anymore
>drugs
ah yes very impressive
>>57387161
so do you earn interest on top of the 3k you get in the help to buy ISA?
>>57387203
>not experiencing what life has to offer (responsibly)
your loss lad.
>>57386949
from my understanding, you invest x amount a month with a company that provides index funds/ETFs
they will invest it in stocks in whatever one you bought (usually FTSE 100/250), and they aim to track what the overall market value of the index
the FTSE 100 on average has risen by like 10% a year or something, and on top of that you get dividends from the shares you have invested with
the idea is you invest a certain amount a month and from that you benefit from cost averaging (buy more stocks when price is low, and less when price is high)
so if you are in it for the long term then compound interest ends up being ridiculous and earning you a lot
it has to be long term though because of recessions, etc. which will lose you money in those years, but that 10% average increase is including the loss years
>>57387138
Karl was the GOAT
tfw horny all the time
been lifting for 6 months and I can still only bench 35kg
am i doomed to forever be skeltal?
>I message first
conversation dies within 10 minutes
>she messages first
Conversation lasts for ages
WHY
>>57387215
Help to buy isas currently have better interest rates than standard isas
>>57387199
>oneitis who dropped out my college course and I never see anymore
same thing just happened to me. Probably for the best.
>>57387172
>side effects
uhhh... increased risk of suicidal thoughts or actions, possible temporary erectile dysfunction, nothing fun.
Those have to build up in your system for a couple weeks or so before they actually cause any changes in your brain. Seriously nothing fun about them, you're looking for benzos if you want some anti-anxiety fun.
Also don't take your roommates antidepressants, they won't even get you high.
>>57386894
>>57386975
fuck sake
FANS of The Simpsons last night saw popular character Waylon Smithers finally come out as gay after 27 years in the closet.
In landmark episode The Burns Cage, Smithers' long-running secret was revealed after Homer overheard him singing a passionate ode to unrequited crush Mr Burns.
Homer then tried to hook Smithers up with help of gay dating app Grindr before inviting him over to a singles' party at The Simpsons' house, where gay Star Trek actor George Takei is one potential suitor.
There, Smithers met his first real boyfriend, Latino bartender Julio, who has made numerous appearances in the show over the years.
Though many hints about Smithers' sexuality have been dropped since The Simpsons began in 1989 - and he even stole a kiss with Mr Burns in a 1997 episode - this is the first time he has acknowledged it to another character.
The episode was meant as a loving gesture from one Simpsons writer to his own gay son.
Rob LaZebnik explained: "I am a Midwestern guy, so I don’t tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve.
"But I thought, ‘What better way to tell my son I love him than to write a cartoon about it?"
Smithers' coming out storyline was first revealed in September.
Executive Producer Al Jean said: "In Springfield now, most people know he’s gay, but obviously Burns doesn’t.
"We deal with that in two episodes. We actually do a lot with Smithers this year; he gets fed up with Burns not appreciating him and considers his options."
Smithers is not the first major Simpsons character to come out during the course of the series.
Marge's sister Patty revealed she is a lesbian in a 2005 episode.
>>57387262
Because if she messages then she wants to talk.
>>57387166
no too late I don't wanna
I want to die
watching a art
>>57387304
simpons yes!
>>57387242
mmm, not really looking for that kind of commitment right now. im just looking to keep saving but also have access to my savings when i need them.
>>57387133
not true
this makes me proud to be british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ZeMEAnt-M
boring thread
too many "intellectuals" speaking on house prices and then stock market
>>57387348
help to buy isa then probably
lads red pill me on this help to buy ISA
even if I plan on never buying a house can I still get free money from the government?
>>57387191
Fantastic, guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow
>>57387304
>finally come out as gay
>Smithers' long-running secret
I'm certain there's been an episode where it was explicitly clear he was a bender
>>57387304
He's been gay for years hasn't he?
>>57387215
Yes.
Halifax have a 4% one, but most offer felixble 2-4% Help to buy ISAs, so you get top interest even though it's instant access.
I think the tories are disgusting but there's no denying it's an amazing scheme
tempted to filter "ISA" iah
>>57387316
rise up white man
you are WHITE and thus a son of the masters of the universe
RISE UP
>>57387203
if you don't take drugs it's like being given a bugatti veyron and driving it at 29mph
>>57387368
yes it is
you need more fibre to cleanse your system
>>57386972
He did the last one.
Lied to me about sleeping with my last gf while I was with her.
RIP Amber Rayne
>white working class people still voting for labour
?????????
>Need to put £12,000 into help to buy ISA to get the max £3,000 free money
>Can only put £200 in a month
>Literally have £12,000 to put in it right now
>I'd have to feed it in over 5 years to get the bonus money
>I want to buy a house next year
Why this arbitrary restriction of £200 a month?
lads
ever heard a band called stormzy?
just heard them on radio 1, very impressive
>>57387373
>111 views
nice shilling you useless cunt
>>57387399
>>57387393
from my understanding, his being gay has just been a running joke
until this episode where they explicitly confirm it and he gets a bf
hes been going to gay clubs and dreaming about senor burns for ruddy years, its just he's never come out (haha) and said "i am gay"
>Political hacktivist leaks 'citizen database' containing 50 million personal records
>including president, Erdogan
>not allowed to purge every male your gf has ever talked to
what's the point of relationships again?
>>57387388
No, the money goes straight to your bank as part of your mortgage deposit, sort of like student loans.
>>57387470
Why not just invest in something else?
Is there something wrong with my eye lads?
>>57387470
To stop people doing what you do and basically moving savings in instantly for three grand off a house.
It's to encourage younger people without much to start saving.
Just put 1200 in and then set up a direct debit each money to drip feed it
>>57387260
Yes that's very bad. I am exceptionally weak and unathletic with tiny bones and long arms, When I first started I weighed about 63kg and could bench 35 for 10 reps.
>>57387393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SsSJxbnTSo
>>57387538
>investing
Ah yes good goy the markets never crash
other battlefleet lad about
>>57387438
told my doctor i shit every other day and he said it was a normal, healthy amount
>>57387541
neglecting your third eye so its taking over your second one
>>57387541
looks fine to me
>>57387242
What site is that calculator from?
>>57387496
how dumb are you utter paki
do you think i'm dean blunt
>>57387284
probably out of my league anyway. fuck my penis desu
>>57387590
http://www.helpfulcalculators.com/compound-interest-calculator
Who /nosavings and in their overdraft/ here?
How can anyone deny that Trump genuinely cares about the American people?
>>57387541
you had a crazy party night (Pumpkin no Gyakushū)
How do i get (you)s?
>>57387569
I play tabletop 40k and Battlefleet Gothic
good enough?
(chaos is strong!)
>>57387541
JUST
>>57387264
>>57387410
hmm
might have to open one desu
>>57387569
yeah but haven't played it much at all desu
>>57387565
Everything has risk of crashing, there's no 100% way of investing/storing money.
>>57387617
Are you a girl?
>>57387616
reckon this post will be underrated but i for one rate it
>>57387470
Because most people will give up before then, so savings for the Treasury.
That said, at worst you open one and save for a few months. If you get 9 months worth then that's £700 free, enough to cover surveys, moving and beers on your first night in your new home.
>>57387590
safestyle.co.uk
hi boys
>>57387611
Overdraft and a loan pmsl
>>57387615
R A C I S T
B I G O T
>>57387616
excellent post
>>57387577
don't know why but this made me proper laugh
>>57387454
;_;
>You can use help to buy AND help to buy ISAs at the same time.
Just need to save u[ £12,000, get £3,000 free from the government. Then buy a £150,000 house so I get £30,000 from help to buy. Meaning I can put a £35,000 deposit down meaning only £350 a month mortgage.
Actually starting to cheer up about buying a house now lads. Even on £18,000 a year I can get a house.
lads
if you have forearms tattoos w/ a beard and do barwork please leave the thread
>>57387638
I can be
>>57387630
>chaos
>>57387634
did you ever give multiplayer a go?
innit
>>57387718
is it you that's been spamming house related bullshit? literally fuck off
>>57387721
shit, that's me gone
it's been a blast, lads
>>57387635
Gold
Violence in an institution such as the military is not so much an assumption as an expectation. Indeed, the very nature of the military as an institution of state defence means that soldiers are required to be prepared to commit violence against others, understood typically as direct combat involving conventional weapons such as guns. In understanding violence through the Galtungian definition however, The interest in this institution is not only locating instances of direct violence, but analysing these instances and the language that serves to legitimise them, in particular gendered discourses that “imbeds the inevitability and righteousness of violence into people’s worldviews” as a necessary performance of hegemonic masculinity. Through this analysis I argue that the United States military is an institution that legitimises violence within society through a construction of hegemonic masculinity that finds its basis in performances of violence. This chapter will begin with looking at how during times of war, performing violence becomes a necessity in the competition for manhood, in particular looking at Milliken and Sylvan’s analysis of discourse surrounding the US/Vietnam war as well as Carol Cohn’s experiences in the US Nuclear Defence Sector during the 1980s. This chapter will then look at how violence is performed as a part of achieving masculinity at the level of the individual soldier. Through an analysis of the training soldiers in the United States military go through, in particular focusing on the work of Faludi and her experiences within the Citadel during the time that it accepted its first female cadet, I argue that domestic violence, in particular sexual abuse has become a naturalised response to challenges to hegemonic masculinity.
what do you reckon lads
I live my life in a shitty box routine. Kill me.
>Go to work Monday to Friday
>Spend around 50 pound a week on food and drink so I withdraw it at the start of the week so I don't go over and don't spend too much money
>Practice my language for 30mins - 60 mins each night
>Read for a while
>Post on brit
>Go for a weekly meal at my sibling's house
>Pint with mates
>Put 200 of my wage in a help to buy
>Put the rest in savings
>Iron suits and shirts on a Sunday night
>Go to bed
>Repeat
>i'll never be british
>>57387718
Explain
Finally sorted the F1 tickets. 630 euros. Now for a hotel room in Nice.
>>57387789
I read the first four words and the last two
I got the gist, 7/10
>>57387779
kek
>>57387754
Everyone has been doing it for 3 days
>>57387815
Wew lad
Can I go?
>>57387721
>t. Autismus Maximus
>>57387718
>so I get £30,000 from help to buy
tell me more
I only know about the 3k ISA
>>57387805
it's overrated
>>57387747
yeah but my internet has this bullshit when it lags every few seconds whenever i'm playing online games, irritates the shit out of me
was going to phone isp today but forgot
>kek
I wear socks 99.99% of the time. The only exceptions are obviously when I'm in the shower, swimming, sauna or during summer when it's extremely hot. Is this normal?
>>57387718
It's pretty liberating lad.
I'm not even super frugal but if you save like 3-4k a year for 10 years you can whack it on a house and have a super low mortgage.
Bonus points if you sell your house five years later when they increase and just start again
About three months ago I knew fuck all about finance, just a little reading, I still know fuck all, but already I'm in such a good position
>>57387802
>has mates
>learning a language
>buying a house
>has a job
Well done you're better than 99% of the people on /brit/ and you have a completely ordinary life
>>57387817
ta x
>>57387805
WOAT feel
>>57387837
I'm Maximus
Autisticus
I'm Maximus
Autisticus
life basically ends at 23, doesnt it
>>57387866
Yes
tfw you know autists that think this kind of stuff looks cool
http://instasync.com/r/nederdraad
http://instasync.com/r/nederdraad
http://instasync.com/r/nederdraad
new
>>57387802
welcome to the 21st century!
>>57387888
That's the point, my life is so fucking boring
>>57387837
fuck off desu
>>57387802
sounds alri Tbh lad
start lifting
if you live life in a routine may as well get something tangible out of it
>>57387860
well that's not good
>>57387925
no lad, I'm 29 and still going
>>57387802
Sort your life out.
are there any other words can be turn't into 2 letters that are 4 letters or more
for example
envy = nV
excel = XL
lads
I have about £10,000 I got when I turned 18 just sitting in a saving account earning me a few quid interest a month.
Should I do something else with it?
>>57387802
go travelling on weekends like some other lad does here
put that language to the test
>>57387925
I'm almost that age and I feel like life never began
>>57387986
Meth is a laugh
>>57387986
fuck off billionaire
>>57387986
>>>/biz/beginner
You're welcome
>>57387984
quaternary
How often do you lads wash your sheets?
>>57387984
mate = m8
>>57387939
>you are not a final fantasy character
please don't remind me
>>57387779
>>57387863
https://www.bullionvault.com/gold-price-chart.do
What a stable investment!
>buying into something mountain Jews control
>not buying into something regular Jews control
>>57387984
cutie
>>57387984
thinking really hard about this
