Who will be the hero of Rasheednica, lads? - Ausgabe
kstew
fuck off
alri hanz
karen
>>57388464
he knew all about chakras
an enlightened leader
*opens third eye*
stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
babymetal
isa
fuck off billionaire
big dave
Reminder to wash your sheets regularly
>>57388490
every sunday you dirty git
My dog is literally smeagal/gollum
Kyary
>>57388535
/brit/ babymetal meetup when
maisie
>>57388506
GERMANY AND KSTEW
me and the lads
pour me a tea man's kermit
Got a pay rise lads, £32,600 to £33,580.
That means I will finally get over £2,000 per month post tax.
Feels nice tbqh.
>>57388504
So not only do you have a gf, but you've had one (or more) since you were 15.
And you don't have to pay out for rent so you have a load of disposable income?
Is there any reason you feel the need to keep kicking me while I'm down? Do the socially less fortunate offend you in some way?
Really bad at football lads
>When he increases the price of a new house because the government let him slap a H2B sticker on it.
Why is she so perfect?
>tfw you smash chaos fleets in a 1v1 around the gothic sector
>>57388674
giz a job mate
would you suck a fart out of my arse for 20k?
>>57388674
Show me what your mumma gave ya
Show me what you do for the paper
Ey leleleeee
>>57388637
Looking fresh are politicians?
>>57388703
rip Cilla x
>>57388631
no just me and kstew tbqh
>>57388674
how much of that do you have as outgoings
>>57388703
whats on her head
>>57388686
I do pay my parents rent.
I make about 1450-1650 a month after tax.
200 rent, car insurance, fuel, food and other stuff.
Put some away, put some in help to buy, go for some pints, learn my language and maybe shag my gf.
This is pretty much what 95% of people I know do.
You can get a job and laern a language too, there's nothing stopping you
>>57388706
>when you do a cheeky grab of 3 blackstone fortresses, blow up a star and a few planets then run off giggling to yourself like a madman
>>57388703
are magz
Going to bed and watch some Arrested Development. Goodnight, lads.
>>57388770
Around £850-900.
>>57388772
hair
just came here to leave a dank OC, because you fags are one of the worst and stale memeers on the whole /int/
>>57388799
I'll arrest and develop ya mam ya cheeky cunt
>>57388506
No
>>57388527
Pakibastard
>>57388558
Good lad
>>57388598
Ins GAS
>>57388616
Raped by Abdul Rahdeed and his 20 inbred brothers
Come on
>>57388799
HOPE YOUR BED CATCHES FIRE
Right I'm going for a smoke then I'm going down to Tesco to get some cash out for this curry I'm getting, does anyone want anything whilst I'm there?
>>57388799
goodnight
>>57388862
>Ins GAS
wdhmbt
>>57388799
love that show but season 4 got kinda boring and i didn't finish it
>>57388837
ta, irrelevant country, we'll put it right here on the fridge where everyone can see it
>>57388862
Yes
>>57388776
>You can get a job and laern a language too, there's nothing stopping you
Can't get a girlfriend or live somewhere that only charges £200/month rent though.
>>57388887
>>57388889
My condolences
>>57388824
what a legend
>>57388928
You can fuck off
lads i havent played pokemon since i was a kid
why do they always come out with two or three versions of the same game?
The second episode of that island with bear grylls was the first one any good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKRT0LK9wEY
VIRGINIA
YES
>>57388941
FUCKING CAMBRIDGE BASTARDS
>>57388837
>bulgaria
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is David Cameron finished?
#Panama
>>57388937
I am autistic as fuck but was lucky to be born good looking (same reason I got my job), I live with my paernts so whatever
>>57388986
japs like the social aspects of games, and it encourages trade and sharing and shit
>>57388757
ye m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8PG2mpo58
>>57388941
still mad that imperial lost to york. Was anyone watching?
>>57388986
To make money you fat walrus
Reminder that if you put on certain music and hum to yourself you can feel the world collapsing
>>57388967
You can fuck off
>>57389006
The only place he's finished is in a pig
>tfw reading trumps tweets in his voice
He types how he speaks
>>57389071
heh
>>57389071
nice
That Leicester Feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>>57389006
No. Because your average Paul couldn't even tell you how to spell Panama. Also nothing illegal actually took place, and no current politicians were involved.
>>57389025
*talks out his ass*
need to find a flat to rent but can't move into it until june and none of the ones that are up at the moment will last that long and the estate agents won't hold them either
what do
>>57389071
your reddit flag looks like a cock and balls
Does steam not take gmail or something?
Trying to make a new account and when I enter the email it says 'need a valid one'.
>>57389071
Don't you ever make a joke like that again.
>>57388781
come online so I can smash you
maisie lads
>>57387984
essex = sx
>>57389121
oh
my
god
>>57389115
get your dad to give you one of his buy to lets
>>57389008
>but was lucky to be born good looking
Thank you for continuing to kick me. So we've established that you're:
- attractive
- have a gf
- lost your virginity at 15
- have a close relationship with your family
- have friends who enjoy socialising with you
- have disposable income from your easy job
- have hobbies you enjoy
- still feel like your life is crap
You're right, it must be hell being you
>>57389157
How old is she again?
JUST dropped half a box of cereal on the floor haha
>>57389110
what is your "ass" saying?
>>57389103
really hope they do it desu
>>57389103
>People who have been bandwagoning a team for three months getting emotional from a real fans experience
Fuck sake.
>>57389205
oh dare
>>57389176
he sold most of them and they are in shithole areas which are 150 miles away from where i need to be
>>57389185
>>57388776
both pissy whingy babies
get a grip
>>57389185
S-s-sorry I didn't mean it to come across like that.
I have IBS so shit myself oten, too
OI LADS GIMME SUM FISH N CHIPS GUVNAH I SWEAR ON ME MUM
>nan passes away
>owns a peng flat in a literal trillionaire area in a nice gated community type thing where the grounds are looked after
>fall out the front door and you're at a fenchurch street line station
>mum wants to sell it
>won't let me live there
>won't even let me rent it out (to be fair it would barely be profitable)
at least by selling it i'll get 40 odd grand out of it but still, It's such a peng flat close to all my mates in a nice area, wish I could fucking live there
>>57389167
essex best sex
>>57389239
>not having prime property
you poor?
>>57389228
>fellow fans of the sport enjoying a fans emotional discourse
gee how terrible
fuck off paki
>>57389278
good post
>>57389294
dont i know it x
>>57389167
SX MENTIONED
just made a poo lads, made sure to wipe
>>57389278
literally just had fish n chips
There's Essex, Sussex, Wessex and Middlesex.
Where the hell is Norsex?
>>57389059
Keep posting lad, /brit/ has too many ugly gooks and needs more attractive White women. The rasheeds can get as mad as they want.
>>57389353
left hand or right?
>Wanted to search right move for a piece of shit to make the joke "ah yes now I can afford that £120,000 50% ownership terrace house in port talbot I've always wanted"
>Actually find out that for £120,000 you can get something decent
Would buy this right now if I had the money
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58568333.html?showcase=true&premiumA=true
>>57389027
Get a rare Adi being famous
>>57389367
We don't talk about Norsex
>football
Telltale way of spotting a paki
>The Nazis didn't win
>>57389367
>Norsex
that's /brit/ haha
>>57389278
>>57389380
>terraced
lived in a terraced student house for a year and it was hell Tbh but you do you senpai
>>57389367
The Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms of Great Britain in the Middle Ages were actually a heptarchy consisting of Northumbria, Mercia, East Anglia and Kent as well as Essex, Sussex and Wessex.
Essex, Sussex and Wessex, as you suggested, are named from the Old English Ēastseaxe ("East Saxons"), Sūþsēaxe ("South Saxons") and Westseaxna ("West Saxons") respectively. Mercia would be the most likely candidate for your "Norsex". This is the region now known as "the Midlands" and the name is from the Old English Mierce or Myrce, meaning "border people".
The name of Northumbria reflects the approximate southern limit to the kingdom's territory, the Humber Estuary.
Kent was originally called Cantia, derived from the Brythonic word Cantus meaning "rim" or "border". This describes the eastern part of the current county area as a coastal district.
t. intelligentanswers.co.uk
>>57389367
It's called Mercia and it was more angle than saxon
NEED TO PACK FUCK
>>57389278
>guvnah
never heard anyone use this in real life apart from people doing shit impressions of brits/cockneys
>>57389381
Hitler looks so much like Keith Lemon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs
post gif of Kristen's sex scene
>>57389407
>tfw the nazis would kill me
>>57389371
>too many gooks
>only one jap has been posted
alri then
would LOVE a mixed race gf
0161
>>57389134
>Don't you ever make a joke like that again.
>>57389473
imagine being this fucking pathetic
Opinion of this lads?
>>57389490
2 (both me)
>>57389281
>Ever selling property like that
your mum is a dumb cunt
drank too much straight voddy n puked all the benzos up lads. y'all wont get rid of me that easy
>>57389445
I've always rented terrace houses, what's the problem? Apart from being small and look shit.
>>57389493
Good lad
>>57389523
ha ha, yeah, imagine...
>>57389449
SAXONS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57389533
does us a favour and delete one then is it?
>>57389281
>wanting to live in a gated community
it's the creepiest of living arrangments
>>57389523
trump threads are fun imo
>>57389526
I don't know the other verses, are those the real ones or is it a joke
>>57389573
which one? I quite like both of them
>>57389549
no priversea
>>57389526
>Monarchy
Shit-tier government form tbqh lad
>>57389281
Stop saying peng, you're white and middle class, don't pretend your not.
Also, how is renting out a house, in a "trillionare" area not going to give an income if you own the house outright...
>>57389486
What are you?
>>57389566
alri lad
found out that the oneitis' is a redditor
explain this
>>57389629
Shoo
>>57389644
Homo
>>57389599
haven't got a scooby doo, up to you lad
>>57389636
>tfw
>>57389663
perfect for each other
>>57389636
how has this idiot not run the site into the ground yet?
>>57389730
flipped a coin
durex invisible, our thinnest ever condom
>>57389663
>oneitis
ello reddit
>>57389534
I'm trying to convince her not to but the thing is
there's 70k left on the mortgage that she'd get back if it was paid off
if I moved in I'd have to pay rent in the form of paying the mortgage
I'd also have to pay fees that every resident has to pay in order to live there for maintenance
sister might kick up a fuss because the flat was left to the two of us in the will, she's got every right to claim it as I do (though hopefully she's off to uni soon)
>>57389578
it's not a proper gated community, it's a small block of flats behind a gate
>>57389549
I mean that one doesn't look too bad tbf but I could hear everything through my neighbours wall, and the house I rented was right on the street, if a mouse so much as farted outside my front door I'd know about it
>>57389743
>who?
how dear he
cop or not?
>>57389633
fuck off you little paki bastard, peng is a nottingham word from before you even moved here dont try and claim it
why are people on this site so fucking retarded?
>>57389743
good times
>>57389792
yeah cop it
doxxed
>>57389756
Look Nagasaki Hiroshima's doing the best he can. He will learn.
>>57389818
I know you are but what am I?
>>57389708
a lot of them were already in the country
>>57389598
it's an alternate peace time version made in the 20's
>>57389789
was very upset at that (You) desu
>>57389828
that q&a was hilarious
>>57389818
welcome to the MMORPG called 4chan
>>57389789
alri jamaica
Ia there a 'don't talk to me or my son ever again' kev version?
>>57389809
>desperately pretending to be black
>>57389493
Search up a pornstar called Avina Netu
Would absolutely love a gf like that
>>57389885
yes
>>57389862
>working through every single question, a minute at a time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQyvPANfCxM
based hitch fucking laying it down
>>57389874
wag1 rasclat
>>57389629
>t. prime minister has been avoiding tax
>>57389708
>shitload of migrants who were already here apply late
>pakis and rasheeds who lie on the form apply, usually multiple times under different names
You don't have to apply for one as soon as you get here.
>>57389633
it's a long story but my mum had to remortgage our house to own the flat, now that my nan's died the flat has been left to me and my sister
mum wants to sell it to pay off the 70k mortgage. If I rented it out, most of the money would go to paying the mortgage, on top of that i'd have to split any profit with my sister because it was left to her too, as well as flat maintenance and the maintenance fee for the cleaners and that which is compulsory in these flats
>>57389818
That's very rude, apologise right now or I will be forced to convert you to catholicism
>>57389493
Wouldn't mind any of the fat arsed black birds in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwcsIY1GYE
>>57389891
>not Baba Yetu
want to visit my boyfriend tomorrow evening but my mum is always like "where are you going?!"
"do you have a nice girlfriend?" "what's her name?"
haven't told her I'm gay btw
>>57389885
There is
>>57389889
how about you fuck off with your cultural cringe you white hating twat
just hallucinated something white in the corner of my room
almost fucking shat myself
>based hitch fucking laying it down
>When the housing market is so dire that your housing aspirations are end of terrace.
>>57389943
>Let's sell this invaluable property to pay off a 70k mortgage instead of using it to pay it off in installments and then 20-30 years down the line using it as a retirement booster
This is why women shouldn't be given money
I want to marry Jimin
>>57389909
howling
>>57389996
It's ok Faisal, the infidels an't hurt you now
>>57390044
what's he in?
>>57389885
>saved
Thanks for the Kev, kid
*teleports away*
>>57390004
Govt help-to-buy schemes mate. Cousin did, got a brand new eco-house where he's living with his wife.
*howls at the moon*
I SMELL A NORMIE, BOYS. LET'S EAT HIM
guess her hourly rate
>>57390088
he can never sell that house without taking a huge loss on it though
I live with a old German man (55) and an aussie feminist girl and he just put a note out for the delivery driver as he's not around to sign for it tomorrow and she's currently giving out to him for writing "delivery man" instead of a gender neutral word.
I want out of the West
>>57390134
250
>>57390121
>£400,000
wtf m8 I'm looking at houses like that for £110,00
>>57390037
leave it out lad she's doing her best my dad necked himself a few years back and she's done well on her own
she just doesn't want the debt looming over her any more, she was mortgage free a few years back and now she's back in again because of my nan needing to maintain ownership of this flat
but like you said, it's going to take 20-30 years to pay it off, she'd rather just be rid of it
>>57389943
If it's been left to you and your sister tell you mum to keep her nose out 2bh
>>57390053
Bless him, he's like a child
REALLY IMPORTANT LADS
>>57390121
I bought a 350 square foot 1 bed flat on a council estate for £90K and it was a bargain.
Fml. Fucking south east is bullshit.
Does /brit/ play csgo? I find it useful in distracting me from my shit life haha
>>57390088
Hope he enjoys the next 25 years of his life on some artificial beige housing estate.
>>57390134
3 drinks at the bar
>>57390151
literally like 2% chance it would be a female delivery driver tbqh
>>57390151
He'd probably help you hide the body
>>57390168
What do you mean memes aren't real?
>>57390088
Where are these houses are located?
I was talking to a mate about houses today and he said that the government had built loads of new £120,000 houses so if I wanted to spend £120,000 on a house I should get a new one
>>57390063
cracking posts tonight if i maysay
>>57390206
Better than a cardboard box down Ahmed Lane.
>>57390176
kek what the fuck
>>57390190
I knew it
>>57390151
bollocks
>>57390186
yeah but mate I know fuck all about property and that, want my mum to be happy Tbh, feel bad that she's got to deal with this mortgage
>>57389990
>Failing damage control
>>57390190
oh
my
god
>>57390151
Do you live in some kind of sitcom house?
>>57390198
got it but never play
>>57390244
Usually on the edges of what were small towns, although in some cases they're building new towns from scratch.
>>57390284
Poleaboo is writing a screenplay. Was it engaging
>>57390198
Yer I do. I'm semi-pro
>>57390198
csgo is for nerds
the cool kids play playstation
brit should form a agario squad
>>57390177
This makes no sense though.
A flat like that in a position like that will ALWAYS have tenants, even if the roof caves in and you piss up the walls once a week to keep the old person smell in.
There's literally no downside but whatever.
Enjoy your 40k- it'll definitely seem a waste in 30 years time.
Sorry about your dad though, nobody should have to go through that
>>57390198
used to till my internet went to shit
>>57390220
reality is sexist and hurts my feelings
pass some laws to make everything equal and happy :3333333
>>57390187
Don't fall for it. The Japanese deliberately do this shit because they know westerners see them as kittens, Hiroshima's a devious fucker.
>>57390134
200 pounds
>>57390246
ta muchly
>>57390190
but that's only 10 herbs and spices
>>57388941
>lotbiniere
>lot been in 'ere
Took his mother's last name, I see
>>57390362
didnt give you permission to respond
>>57390284
No, London.
>>57390329
>>57390191
>>57390148
>>57390044
>>57389998
>>57389923
>>57389789
Stop changing your flag you cretin
>>57390275
Ahh yes, I cant say a word thats from my area because of the colour of my skin
fuck off you smug runt
>>57390336
yanks out
>>57390134
Fuck, she's banging. Name and city lad?
>>57390365
the 11th is love
>>57390382
If I needed permission it wouldn't have submitted properly
