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Who will be the hero of Rasheednica, lads? - Ausgabe
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kstew
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fuck off
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alri hanz
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karen
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>>57388464
he knew all about chakras

an enlightened leader
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*opens third eye*

stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
babymetal
isa
fuck off billionaire
big dave
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Reminder to wash your sheets regularly
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>>57388490
every sunday you dirty git
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My dog is literally smeagal/gollum
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Kyary
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>>57388535
/brit/ babymetal meetup when
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maisie
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>>57388506
GERMANY AND KSTEW
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me and the lads
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pour me a tea man's kermit
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Got a pay rise lads, £32,600 to £33,580.

That means I will finally get over £2,000 per month post tax.

Feels nice tbqh.
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>>57388504
So not only do you have a gf, but you've had one (or more) since you were 15.

And you don't have to pay out for rent so you have a load of disposable income?

Is there any reason you feel the need to keep kicking me while I'm down? Do the socially less fortunate offend you in some way?
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Really bad at football lads
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>When he increases the price of a new house because the government let him slap a H2B sticker on it.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>tfw you smash chaos fleets in a 1v1 around the gothic sector
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>>57388674
giz a job mate
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would you suck a fart out of my arse for 20k?
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>>57388674
Show me what your mumma gave ya
Show me what you do for the paper
Ey leleleeee
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>>57388637
Looking fresh are politicians?
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>>57388703
rip Cilla x
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>>57388631
no just me and kstew tbqh
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>>57388674
how much of that do you have as outgoings
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>>57388703
whats on her head
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>>57388686
I do pay my parents rent.

I make about 1450-1650 a month after tax.

200 rent, car insurance, fuel, food and other stuff.

Put some away, put some in help to buy, go for some pints, learn my language and maybe shag my gf.

This is pretty much what 95% of people I know do.

You can get a job and laern a language too, there's nothing stopping you
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>>57388706
>when you do a cheeky grab of 3 blackstone fortresses, blow up a star and a few planets then run off giggling to yourself like a madman
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>>57388703
are magz
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Going to bed and watch some Arrested Development. Goodnight, lads.
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>>57388770
Around £850-900.
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>>57388772
hair
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just came here to leave a dank OC, because you fags are one of the worst and stale memeers on the whole /int/
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>>57388799
I'll arrest and develop ya mam ya cheeky cunt
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>>57388506
No

>>57388527
Pakibastard

>>57388558
Good lad

>>57388598
Ins GAS

>>57388616
Raped by Abdul Rahdeed and his 20 inbred brothers

Come on
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>>57388799
HOPE YOUR BED CATCHES FIRE
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Right I'm going for a smoke then I'm going down to Tesco to get some cash out for this curry I'm getting, does anyone want anything whilst I'm there?
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>>57388799
goodnight
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>>57388862
>Ins GAS
wdhmbt
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>>57388799
love that show but season 4 got kinda boring and i didn't finish it
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>>57388837
ta, irrelevant country, we'll put it right here on the fridge where everyone can see it
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>>57388862
Yes
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>>57388776
>You can get a job and laern a language too, there's nothing stopping you

Can't get a girlfriend or live somewhere that only charges £200/month rent though.
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>>57388887
>>57388889
My condolences
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>>57388824
what a legend
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>>57388928
You can fuck off
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lads i havent played pokemon since i was a kid
why do they always come out with two or three versions of the same game?
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The second episode of that island with bear grylls was the first one any good?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKRT0LK9wEY
VIRGINIA
YES
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>>57388941
FUCKING CAMBRIDGE BASTARDS
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>>57388837
>bulgaria
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Is David Cameron finished?

#Panama
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>>57388937
I am autistic as fuck but was lucky to be born good looking (same reason I got my job), I live with my paernts so whatever
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>>57388986
japs like the social aspects of games, and it encourages trade and sharing and shit
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>>57388757
ye m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8PG2mpo58
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>>57388941
still mad that imperial lost to york. Was anyone watching?
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>>57388986
To make money you fat walrus
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Reminder that if you put on certain music and hum to yourself you can feel the world collapsing
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>>57388967
You can fuck off
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>>57389006
The only place he's finished is in a pig
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>tfw reading trumps tweets in his voice

He types how he speaks
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>>57389071
heh
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>>57389071
nice
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That Leicester Feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
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>>57389006
No. Because your average Paul couldn't even tell you how to spell Panama. Also nothing illegal actually took place, and no current politicians were involved.
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>>57389025
*talks out his ass*
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need to find a flat to rent but can't move into it until june and none of the ones that are up at the moment will last that long and the estate agents won't hold them either

what do
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>>57389071

your reddit flag looks like a cock and balls
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Does steam not take gmail or something?

Trying to make a new account and when I enter the email it says 'need a valid one'.
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>>57389071

Don't you ever make a joke like that again.
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>>57388781
come online so I can smash you
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maisie lads
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>>57387984
essex = sx
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>>57389121
oh
my
god

>>57389115
get your dad to give you one of his buy to lets
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>>57389008
>but was lucky to be born good looking

Thank you for continuing to kick me. So we've established that you're:

- attractive
- have a gf
- lost your virginity at 15
- have a close relationship with your family
- have friends who enjoy socialising with you
- have disposable income from your easy job
- have hobbies you enjoy
- still feel like your life is crap

You're right, it must be hell being you
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>>57389157
How old is she again?
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JUST dropped half a box of cereal on the floor haha
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>>57389110
what is your "ass" saying?
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>>57389103
really hope they do it desu
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>>57389103
>People who have been bandwagoning a team for three months getting emotional from a real fans experience
Fuck sake.
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>>57389186
14
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>>57389205
oh dare
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>>57389176
he sold most of them and they are in shithole areas which are 150 miles away from where i need to be
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>>57389185
>>57388776
both pissy whingy babies
get a grip
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>>57389185
S-s-sorry I didn't mean it to come across like that.

I have IBS so shit myself oten, too
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OI LADS GIMME SUM FISH N CHIPS GUVNAH I SWEAR ON ME MUM
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>nan passes away
>owns a peng flat in a literal trillionaire area in a nice gated community type thing where the grounds are looked after
>fall out the front door and you're at a fenchurch street line station
>mum wants to sell it
>won't let me live there
>won't even let me rent it out (to be fair it would barely be profitable)

at least by selling it i'll get 40 odd grand out of it but still, It's such a peng flat close to all my mates in a nice area, wish I could fucking live there
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>>57389167
essex best sex
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>>57389239
>not having prime property

you poor?
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>>57389228
>fellow fans of the sport enjoying a fans emotional discourse

gee how terrible

fuck off paki
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>>57389278
good post
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>>57389294
dont i know it x
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>>57389167
SX MENTIONED
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just made a poo lads, made sure to wipe
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>>57389296
yes

>>57389315
wew
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>>57389278
literally just had fish n chips
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There's Essex, Sussex, Wessex and Middlesex.

Where the hell is Norsex?
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>>57389059
Keep posting lad, /brit/ has too many ugly gooks and needs more attractive White women. The rasheeds can get as mad as they want.
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>>57389353
left hand or right?
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>Wanted to search right move for a piece of shit to make the joke "ah yes now I can afford that £120,000 50% ownership terrace house in port talbot I've always wanted"
>Actually find out that for £120,000 you can get something decent

Would buy this right now if I had the money

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58568333.html?showcase=true&premiumA=true
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>>57389027
Get a rare Adi being famous
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>>57389367
We don't talk about Norsex
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>football

Telltale way of spotting a paki
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>The Nazis didn't win
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>>57389367
>Norsex
that's /brit/ haha
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>>57389367

b8
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>>57389278
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>>57389380
>terraced

lived in a terraced student house for a year and it was hell Tbh but you do you senpai
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>>57389367
The Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms of Great Britain in the Middle Ages were actually a heptarchy consisting of Northumbria, Mercia, East Anglia and Kent as well as Essex, Sussex and Wessex.

Essex, Sussex and Wessex, as you suggested, are named from the Old English Ēastseaxe ("East Saxons"), Sūþsēaxe ("South Saxons") and Westseaxna ("West Saxons") respectively. Mercia would be the most likely candidate for your "Norsex". This is the region now known as "the Midlands" and the name is from the Old English Mierce or Myrce, meaning "border people".

The name of Northumbria reflects the approximate southern limit to the kingdom's territory, the Humber Estuary.

Kent was originally called Cantia, derived from the Brythonic word Cantus meaning "rim" or "border". This describes the eastern part of the current county area as a coastal district.

t. intelligentanswers.co.uk
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>>57389367
It's called Mercia and it was more angle than saxon
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NEED TO PACK FUCK
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>>57389278
>guvnah
never heard anyone use this in real life apart from people doing shit impressions of brits/cockneys
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>>57389381
Hitler looks so much like Keith Lemon.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs
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>>>/pol/69920391
new
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post gif of Kristen's sex scene
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>>57389407
>tfw the nazis would kill me
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>>57389371
>too many gooks
>only one jap has been posted

alri then
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would LOVE a mixed race gf
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0161
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>>57389134
>Don't you ever make a joke like that again.
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>>57389473
imagine being this fucking pathetic
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Opinion of this lads?
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>>57389490
2 (both me)
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>>57389281
>Ever selling property like that

your mum is a dumb cunt
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drank too much straight voddy n puked all the benzos up lads. y'all wont get rid of me that easy
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>>57389445
I've always rented terrace houses, what's the problem? Apart from being small and look shit.
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>>57389493
Good lad
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>>57389523
ha ha, yeah, imagine...
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>>57389449
SAXONS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>57389533
does us a favour and delete one then is it?
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>>57389281
>wanting to live in a gated community
it's the creepiest of living arrangments
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>>57389523
trump threads are fun imo
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>>57389526
I don't know the other verses, are those the real ones or is it a joke
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>>57389573
which one? I quite like both of them
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>>57389549
no priversea
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>>57389526
>Monarchy

Shit-tier government form tbqh lad
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>>57389281
Stop saying peng, you're white and middle class, don't pretend your not.
Also, how is renting out a house, in a "trillionare" area not going to give an income if you own the house outright...
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>>57389486
What are you?
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>>57389566
alri lad
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found out that the oneitis' is a redditor
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explain this
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>>57389629
Shoo
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>>57389644
Homo
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>>57389599
haven't got a scooby doo, up to you lad
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>>57389636
>tfw
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>>57389663
perfect for each other
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>>57389636
how has this idiot not run the site into the ground yet?
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>>57389730
flipped a coin
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>>57389167
ty
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durex invisible, our thinnest ever condom
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>>57389663
>oneitis
ello reddit
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>>57389534
I'm trying to convince her not to but the thing is

there's 70k left on the mortgage that she'd get back if it was paid off
if I moved in I'd have to pay rent in the form of paying the mortgage
I'd also have to pay fees that every resident has to pay in order to live there for maintenance
sister might kick up a fuss because the flat was left to the two of us in the will, she's got every right to claim it as I do (though hopefully she's off to uni soon)

>>57389578
it's not a proper gated community, it's a small block of flats behind a gate

>>57389549
I mean that one doesn't look too bad tbf but I could hear everything through my neighbours wall, and the house I rented was right on the street, if a mouse so much as farted outside my front door I'd know about it
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>>57389743
>who?
how dear he
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cop or not?
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>>57389633
fuck off you little paki bastard, peng is a nottingham word from before you even moved here dont try and claim it
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why are people on this site so fucking retarded?
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>>57389743
good times
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>>57389792
yeah cop it

doxxed
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>>57389756
Look Nagasaki Hiroshima's doing the best he can. He will learn.
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>>57389818
I know you are but what am I?
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>>57389708
a lot of them were already in the country
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>>57389598
it's an alternate peace time version made in the 20's
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>>57389789
was very upset at that (You) desu

>>57389828
that q&a was hilarious
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>>57389818
welcome to the MMORPG called 4chan
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>>57389789
alri jamaica
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Ia there a 'don't talk to me or my son ever again' kev version?
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>>57389809
>desperately pretending to be black
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>>57389493
Search up a pornstar called Avina Netu

Would absolutely love a gf like that
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>>57389885
yes
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>>57389862
>working through every single question, a minute at a time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQyvPANfCxM

based hitch fucking laying it down
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>>57389874
wag1 rasclat
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>>57389629
>t. prime minister has been avoiding tax
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>>57389708
>shitload of migrants who were already here apply late
>pakis and rasheeds who lie on the form apply, usually multiple times under different names

You don't have to apply for one as soon as you get here.
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>>57389633
it's a long story but my mum had to remortgage our house to own the flat, now that my nan's died the flat has been left to me and my sister

mum wants to sell it to pay off the 70k mortgage. If I rented it out, most of the money would go to paying the mortgage, on top of that i'd have to split any profit with my sister because it was left to her too, as well as flat maintenance and the maintenance fee for the cleaners and that which is compulsory in these flats
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>>57389818
That's very rude, apologise right now or I will be forced to convert you to catholicism
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>>57389493
Wouldn't mind any of the fat arsed black birds in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwcsIY1GYE
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>>57389891
>not Baba Yetu
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want to visit my boyfriend tomorrow evening but my mum is always like "where are you going?!"
"do you have a nice girlfriend?" "what's her name?"
haven't told her I'm gay btw
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>>57389885
There is
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>>57389889
how about you fuck off with your cultural cringe you white hating twat
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just hallucinated something white in the corner of my room

almost fucking shat myself
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>based hitch fucking laying it down
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>When the housing market is so dire that your housing aspirations are end of terrace.
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>>57389943
>Let's sell this invaluable property to pay off a 70k mortgage instead of using it to pay it off in installments and then 20-30 years down the line using it as a retirement booster


This is why women shouldn't be given money
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I want to marry Jimin
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>>57389909
howling
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>>57389996
It's ok Faisal, the infidels an't hurt you now
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>>57390044
what's he in?
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>>57389885
>saved
Thanks for the Kev, kid
*teleports away*
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>>57390004
Govt help-to-buy schemes mate. Cousin did, got a brand new eco-house where he's living with his wife.
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*howls at the moon*
I SMELL A NORMIE, BOYS. LET'S EAT HIM
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guess her hourly rate
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>>57390088

he can never sell that house without taking a huge loss on it though
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I live with a old German man (55) and an aussie feminist girl and he just put a note out for the delivery driver as he's not around to sign for it tomorrow and she's currently giving out to him for writing "delivery man" instead of a gender neutral word.


I want out of the West
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>>57390134
250
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>>57390121
>£400,000

wtf m8 I'm looking at houses like that for £110,00
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>>57390037
leave it out lad she's doing her best my dad necked himself a few years back and she's done well on her own

she just doesn't want the debt looming over her any more, she was mortgage free a few years back and now she's back in again because of my nan needing to maintain ownership of this flat

but like you said, it's going to take 20-30 years to pay it off, she'd rather just be rid of it
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>>57389943
If it's been left to you and your sister tell you mum to keep her nose out 2bh
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>>57390053
Bless him, he's like a child
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REALLY IMPORTANT LADS
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>>57390121

I bought a 350 square foot 1 bed flat on a council estate for £90K and it was a bargain.

Fml. Fucking south east is bullshit.
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Does /brit/ play csgo? I find it useful in distracting me from my shit life haha
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>>57390088
Hope he enjoys the next 25 years of his life on some artificial beige housing estate.
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>>57390134
3 drinks at the bar
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>>57390151
literally like 2% chance it would be a female delivery driver tbqh
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>>57390151
He'd probably help you hide the body
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>>57390168
What do you mean memes aren't real?
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>>57390088
Where are these houses are located?

I was talking to a mate about houses today and he said that the government had built loads of new £120,000 houses so if I wanted to spend £120,000 on a house I should get a new one
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>>57390063
cracking posts tonight if i maysay
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>>57390206
Better than a cardboard box down Ahmed Lane.
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>>57390176
kek what the fuck
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>>57390190
I knew it
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>>57390151
bollocks

>>57390186
yeah but mate I know fuck all about property and that, want my mum to be happy Tbh, feel bad that she's got to deal with this mortgage
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>>57389990
>Failing damage control
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>>57390190
oh
my
god
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>>57390151

Do you live in some kind of sitcom house?
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>>57390198
got it but never play
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>>57390244
Usually on the edges of what were small towns, although in some cases they're building new towns from scratch.
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>>57390284
Poleaboo is writing a screenplay. Was it engaging
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>>57390198
Yer I do. I'm semi-pro
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>>57390198
csgo is for nerds
the cool kids play playstation
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brit should form a agario squad
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>>57390177
This makes no sense though.

A flat like that in a position like that will ALWAYS have tenants, even if the roof caves in and you piss up the walls once a week to keep the old person smell in.

There's literally no downside but whatever.

Enjoy your 40k- it'll definitely seem a waste in 30 years time.

Sorry about your dad though, nobody should have to go through that
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>>57390198
used to till my internet went to shit
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>>57390220
reality is sexist and hurts my feelings
pass some laws to make everything equal and happy :3333333
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>>57390187

Don't fall for it. The Japanese deliberately do this shit because they know westerners see them as kittens, Hiroshima's a devious fucker.
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>>57390134
200 pounds
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>>57390246
ta muchly
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>>57390190
but that's only 10 herbs and spices
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>>57388941
>lotbiniere
>lot been in 'ere
Took his mother's last name, I see
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>>57390362
didnt give you permission to respond
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>>57390284

No, London.
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>>57390329
>>57390191
>>57390148
>>57390044
>>57389998
>>57389923
>>57389789
Stop changing your flag you cretin
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>>57390275
Ahh yes, I cant say a word thats from my area because of the colour of my skin

fuck off you smug runt
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>>57390336
yanks out
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>>57390134
Fuck, she's banging. Name and city lad?
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>>57390365
the 11th is love

>>57390382
If I needed permission it wouldn't have submitted properly
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>>57390387
>implying
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>>57390404
shut up nerd
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>>57389761
cheers lad
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>>57390395
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This is our song
this is our dreaaamm
Please talk us to the land of dreammmssss yeaaaaaaaaah

We are the oneeeeeeeee
together
we're the only one
forever
you're the only one
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>>57390336
more like gay station, you gay faget
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Find it difficult to gain weight lads

Not very good at eating a lot of food

Any tips?
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>>57390428
>the 11th is love
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>>57390438
not smart enough to be a nerd tbqh
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>>57390395
all me
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morning lads
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Guess her hourly rate
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spent £1100 on escorts in the last week
another £200 on champagne and gifts
£130 on a hotel room
£110 on dinner and drinks
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>Northern Direland
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>decries the idea of "cultural appropriation"
>rigorously enforces the appropriate use of ethnicity-specific slang
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>>57390134

I'd pay good money if she was actually a good hooker and could convincingly act like she actually wanted to fuck me.

Maybe £300.
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>>57390460
chew and then swallow

then put more in your mouth
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>>57390365
>implying niggers can count past 10
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>>57390397
>realises he is white
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>>57390498
you're bloody obsessed
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>>57390448
(you)s take seconds to edit on paint
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>match with qt on tinder
>make joke related to what she does
>unmatches
>girl i've been seeing IRL says she isnt interested

The time to an hero is rapidly approaching. I've got not more excuses not too.
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>>57390395
if you ever insinuate that i would post leprous korean dogs again i shall nail your willy up your bum and feed your bollocks to dormers wanwan

>>57390428
from now on youll speak only when spoken to is that clear
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>>57390134
What's the answer!?

Also see>>57390412
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>>57390348
well I'll have another word with her lad
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>>57390498
>rip off Britain
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>>57390533
there are better ways

t. element inspector
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>>57390518
self hating limp wristed cuck
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>>57390538
>being a slave to women
max cuck
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>bbc programme on drugs in wolves
>impossible to tell the smack heads from the working class mess
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>>57390557
but you did speak to me

you did it again
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>>57390514

You'd know all about that mate
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>>57390559
£200
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>>57390538
Why are using tinder if you got (had) a girl?
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>>57390498

Holy shit NI is cheap.
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>>57390603
*in a tremulous screech* is!!!! that!!!! clear!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Girl you look good wont you back that arse up
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>>57390592
How did they get a wolf to take drugs?
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>i have opinions and enjoy things
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>Just look up help to buy
>Can only be used on NEW build homes
>New build homes cost £250,000 MINIMUM

Ah yes this is a very impressive government initiative that will surely help first time buyers.
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>>57390608
I have a blog if you want more tips
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>>57390491
why not just get a gf lad?
you obviously have a decent job
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Business idea: exploit the poorly educated working class and use them to make myself rich
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Is there a word for this

When you're lower than middle class but your family is intelligent, cultured and civilised
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>>57390615
Link to profile?
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>>57390628
I never had her, I wanted her but we went out on a night out once with friends
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>>57390587
>resorts to repeating what he thinks are good insults
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>>57390640
*silently communicates that it is clear*

>>57390702
ideas above your station
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>>57390645
can't imagine someone with an irish accent saying that irl
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>>57390702
underachievement?
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>I live happy and fulfilled life
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>>57390676
idk sex with normal girls is boring and bland
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>>57390702
delusional peasants
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>>57390460
Sugary drinks and Beer.
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>>57390702
working class
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>>57390702
Impossible
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>>57390498

That image is bullshit. Just looked on right move and there's no houses/flats under £40k.
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>>57390488
I would literally spend £350 an hour just to sniff her armpits
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>>57390726
cuck
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>i have a wide variety of interests and am open to new ideas
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getting all the uggos coming up on tinder again

must have got swiped left on a bunch hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>57390656
Why did they stop making terraced housing?
Why does every new house HAVE to have a driveway and front and back gardens?

Is it so no fucker can get on the property ladder within their own lifetime?
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>>57390718
Why'd she turn you down?
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>>57390782
Good lad
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literally eat like 8 slices of wholemeal bread a day but still only weigh 9 stone
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business idea: pay the poor very small amounts of money to do the hard work for me
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>>57390804

*swipes right on you to boost your self esteem*
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guess her hourly rate
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>>57390865
t-thanks
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>>57390853
what the fuck is that dress?
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>>57390815
people who can currently afford homes want to live the american dream so thats what gets built
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I heard that it only costs like £60,000 to BUILD a house.

Is that true?
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>>57390874
>her
about tree fiddy
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anyone know a good torrent for all of are ricks xfm shows and shit
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>>57390488
>>57390853
fuck is wrong with this woman
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>>57390874
£300
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>>57390853
>Those amazing bare legs

Best blonde in Britain tbqh
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>>57390861
thats like 1000 calories, u need to be eating like another 1500 at the minimum
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>>57390864
>>57390677
sara, why are you using a us proxy
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>>57390874
don't like this gimmick
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>>57390926
certifiably nothing
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>>57390702
Bordieu identifies forms of capital that establshes you in a class. Economic, social, symbolic and cultural capital. More than likely you're middle class, even if poor
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>>57390945
both me
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Business idea: build houses for £60,000 and sell them for more than you can afford
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>>57390916
meant fucking Karl Pilkington
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>>57390901
probably
the bulk of the cost is land
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>>57390901

seems unlikely considering it costs about 10k just for a new roof
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>>57390893
No idea

>>57390926
Literally nothing
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she had a problem with her marrow and that
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waiting for a new thread
*sits here twiddling my thumbs*
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>>57390999
>>57390999
>>57390999
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>>57390941
no i mean aswell as my meals and everything else haha
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Business idea: buy a house in detroit
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business idea: inherit wealth
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>>57390901
you can build one for free if you kidnap someone and force them to sign over their land, steal the building materials and then build it yourself.

don't know what you lot complain about, houses are cheap
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>>57390790
>runs out of ideas, is reduced to a one word reply
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>>57390916
Yeah the one I downloaded
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haha lads might be old news but the girl in "common people" is yanis varoufakis' wife
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>>57390592
Oi don't take the piss m8 I live there
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jizzed
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>>57391391
just letting you know I saw this
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>>57391391
and me x
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