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Esoteric Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7cp6SQQ_kc
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crayon pop
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reminder
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>tfw you're the last australian standing
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>>57031916
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cara 2bh lads
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>>57031971
degen
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>>57031993
are you also the cutest?
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Asuka.
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had a good night on saturday only recovering from it now, mate and his band played at some pub. keys of coke all night and took two acid tabs
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Tonight's plan

>have a cheeky 90 minute edging sesh
>chain smoke and listen to music
>roll a rather fat spliff
>smoke said spliff at 10/11pm
>watch episodes 7 - 12 of grimgar
>eat a few Easter eggs + half a pizza
>go to sleep with a smile on my face, thinking about talking to the oneitis in work tomorrow

Loving life desu
Let me tell you lads, not being depressed anymore is pretty fucking fantastic ngl
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lads
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>>57031971
Worst poster.
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...............
Thought that I missed the drop but I never
Big impact like Ross or heather
Man mind out when I'm strapped with the leathet
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>birmingham in charge of baggage

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/first-birmingham-a380-passenger-luggage-11103381
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/search?q=So-called+Islamic+state&sa_f=search-product&suggid=#page=16

Ahh yes EXTREMELY impressive

There's hundreds more pages of this stuff
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>>57032012
of course!
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>when it starts pissing rain as soon as you get in
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>>57032062
Goooooood...

Goooood...
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Need a low test bf with girly hips.
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>>57032035
Worst poster.
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>>57031993
Did the emus take out your brothers?
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>you will never protect his smile
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>>57032043
would like to see you try, even if you managed youd just end up losing your job
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>>57032060
Just call them ISIS or ISIL.

Literally the worst forced meme the BBC has every put out.
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>the royal navy will never be deployed in the mediterranean and ordered to shell the living fuck out of any migrant """"""""boats"""""""" coming through

why live
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So is vaping actually bad for you? Might start making it a hobby of mine if it isn't
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>>57032091
>tfw hips aren't as girly as I'd like
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>>57032001
what would i do without you
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>>57032060
Best poster.
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>>57031854
Na, reckon I'm just going to let it die. If she couldn't be fucked, then neither can I.
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>>57032110
delet this -_-
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>>57032060
that's because its a 'so-called' state, as its not recognized by anyone as a state.
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i'm about to build a PC for the first time in 7 years
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not a fan of the day light savings gimmick
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the EU ought to be more integrated
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>>57032060
remember thinking the BBC was a non cucked objective news source 2bh haha silly me
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>>57032147
Gives you popcorn lung.
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I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Ulster till I die
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Just dropped some acid.

I've got to be up for work at 6 so at 12 I'm going to have to take a few xanax.

Going to play Dark Souls 2 until I lose my hand-eye coordination then I'm going to watch Kagemusha.
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>>57032217
Worst poster.
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Always remember, no matter how bad your life is, at least you're not this guy

>>27467323
>>27467744
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>>57032148
Take hormones
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VAPE NATION BRUH
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>>57032146
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
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How do video game manchildren deal with the fact that the games they spend hours and hours on are all literally just a bunch of pixels moving about on the screen?

Like, you're not REALLY a level 100 wizard who kills noobs. It's just pixels. You might as well be staring at a blank screen all day.
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>>57032226
Did you celebrate the centennial yesterday?
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might buy a sword lads not even memeing
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>>57032250
you forgot the board you utter melt
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>>57032168
this

only mongs get triggered by this
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>>57032059
Used to work as a baggage operative at Birmingham Airport last summer

Fucking hard graft that I tell you
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>>57031971
Stop stealing our culture
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>VAPE NATION BRUH
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>>57032234
what ug? had two charlie brown 200ug tabs last night at some gig along with some cocaine
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>>57032258
Because I can pretend that I matter for a few hours at a time
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If i renamed myself "the 25 foot tall man" and then got in the news it would be perfectly reasonable for the BBC to refer to be as "the so called 25 foot tall man"
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>>57032146
2, 3, 5, 4, 1
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Always remember, no matter how bad your life is, at least you're not this guy

>>>/r9k/27467323
>>>/r9k/27467744
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>>57032147
bad for your image

if you go to a cloud contest it's time to just accept that you've become an even bigger loser than you were before 2bh
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>>57032234
>then I'm going to watch Kagemusha.
VERY good lad
its not really that trippy aside from that once scene though

lots of ego death and loss of identity shit though.
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>>57032258
need to go to a festival
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>>57032250
>>>/pol/
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>>57032305
Two 100ug banksy pandas by felixUK, same guy who does the charlie browns
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>>57032146
3 looks like she'd be amazing in bed
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>>57032258
life is ultimately meaningless and we will all soon be dead, focus yourself instead on enjoying your own life rather than criticising those who are enjoying theirs
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Opinions on caring about Donald Trump and posting in the Trump General on /pol/ ?

It can be fun, but sometimes I think it makes me a massive loser and that I really shouldn't give a shit
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>>57032347
You must be autistic if you've never been to one.
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>>57031971
based viz
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NO NO NO I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORORW WHY WHY WHY WHY
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watch out lads
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>>57032370
a man for whom there is only life and death is already dead
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>>57032382
He's too busy playing my xbox
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>>57032258
>How do book babies deal with the fact that the books they spend hours and hours on are all literally just a squiggles on a sheet of paper?
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>le Trump will destroy Islam meme
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>>57032258
Ironically that's an autistic way of thinking about video games

That's like saying a painting is just a bunch of paint splattered on a canvas
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>>57032251
nah, because I'm happy with everything else, got the right amount of fem, just my hips are a little too slender for my liking
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>>57032378
You're a massive loser. You support Trump because your life is meaningless and you think that some big happening in the world, such as him being elected, will bring some meaning to it.

It won't.
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>>57032448
its the Duty of every American to keep the world safe
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>>57032399
I still buy the comics every month
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Gather round lads, let me tell you all why I have phismosis

>be a young kid, probably about 7
>never pulled back my foreskin
>have a vivid nightmare where I pulled back my foreskin and a brown slug fell out my dick
>scared to pull it back ever since
>fast forward a few years, I'm 10 years old now
>in the changing rooms before swimming lessons
>2 of my best friends are stood in a corner together, facing the wall and looking down
>I walk over to them, I look down
>they're both holding their dicks with their foreskins pulled back
>I see their bright purple bell ends
>nothing could've prepared me for this
>"w-what are you doing?"
>one of them says "its called your bell end, if it's red it means your gay, if it's purple you're straight"
>the other says "get yours out anon"
>"n-no"
>be too scared to pull my foreskin back in case it's red and I'm gay
>not only that but it looked extremely painful
>hit puberty, still haven't pulled back my foreskin
>be 18, still haven't pulled back foreskin all the way (some of the head is exposed now though)

Thanks for listening to the story of my fucked up cock
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Lads I only kissed oneitits for about 20 seconds and we held hands and snuggled but then she lost interest in me

But now she hasn't accepted my friends request

Can't stop thinking about her
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halfway through my big bar of choccy
feel a bit bad about it
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>>57032321
Howling
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>>57032459
Just a combination of molecules
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Buying this
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Innokin-Coolfire-BLUE-iSub-Atomizer/dp/B010GBSC6G/
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having some maltesers
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>Americans
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>>57032468
I was kidding anyway, you sound perfect just the way you are. x
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>>57032321
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>>57032490
how do you know if you have phimosis
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>tfw I have to go to sleep now if I want to get a full nights sleep before work
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>>57032168
Then call it the Islamic so-called State.
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Daily dose of The Golden One lads
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>>57032258
tell that to Zezima
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>>57032149
I've only 11 pics la

Off the drink now too so I'll be around more
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>>57032378
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>>57032552
oh

well ok then

ty x
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>>57032594
But it's also not recognised by any religion so is not islamic.

You can't call it the so-called Islamic so-called State
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might comic suicide
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Should I message the oneitits asking what i did wrong
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>>57032594
that just sounds awkward
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>>57032594
That's horrendous grammar.

Learn English, foreigner.
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>>57032490
This makes me physicically sick to imagine
Just pull it back or is it stuck?

How do you even wank without pulling your foreskin back?
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>>57032594
except the name of the state is "islamic state"

its like a company that sells hot dogs named "organic hot dogs" even if the hot dogs aren't actually organic.

also that just sounds dumb in English Polaski
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>>57032258
anyone got the pic of the raver bird with the american jocks on?

shes blonde

also that bird looks exactly like my m8
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>>57032655
FONT
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>>57032655
Dear god no, leave her to it. She might be just busy.
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big fan of this image
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>>57032655
LAD
CHILL
THE
FUCK
OUT

She hasn't accepted your friend request? She's probably out and has no internet access.

Do you work with her or anything? Like what are the odds of you seeing her in person tomorrow?
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Might drink a load of beer.
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>>57032674
I don't know it's weird
I can pull it back, just not all the way over my head. It's like my foreskin is too tight for my dick. I can still wank perfectly fine though.
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The so-called Muslamic state
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alri lads
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i want to post but i dont know what to post
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>>57032818
cats and other animals are fine
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>>57032785
chill out lad that's absolutely mental
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hi guys
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>>57032490
My old man told me when I was a mid teen if I didn't pull it back before my first time, it was going to be extremely painfull
So I spent a few minutes a day in the shower slowly easing it back a little at a time until it pulled all the way back
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>>57032818
Post conventionally attractive women. There's not enough of that on here with all the nonces and gays
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>>57032841
hi x
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>feel like shit
>get drunk
>mate comes round
>"have you been drinking again anon? Fucking hell it comes to something when you're drinking alone on a Monday"

Feels bad
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got invited to a friend's wedding lads
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@57032818
go elsewhere y*nk
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>>57032905
can I come
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literal ideal england 11, its coming home
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>>57032895
>mate comes round

You have no right to post feels here
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>>57032905
that probably makes you a cuck somehow
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>>57032905
Can I be your +1?
Seriously ill get a ferry to Denmark
We can walk around spouting /brit/ memes together, it'll be top banter
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*inhales deeply*
Ah yes, thats a twinks crotch
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Still slightly orgasm every time I watch this
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Would estimate I've watched it loop at least 200 times since Saturday
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>>57032895
holiday innit
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57032911
'no'
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heemed my sister earlier
said "goodnight my beloved family" as i went to bed and then "and [sisters name]" except instead of [sisters name] i said my sisters actual name
right funny
anyways im off to sleep, or catch some zeds as they say in (they dont actually say it anywhere so im leaving this hagning LOL)
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>>57032926
>>57032991
it's in a south american country

not sure how i feel about it
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>>57032937
>a white lad at full back for Ingurland
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>>57033003
stop spamming this you autistic chav
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Kingston, Sutton & Richmond are the best London Boroughs, prove me wrong.
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Very disappointed with the quality of Netflix content as of late.

It's like they can't be bothered to bring in anything popular anymore and now they mostly just stock it with cheap low budget shite.

May cancel my subscription
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>>57032949
This
>>57032895
FONT
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they are putting WAY less cream in the Cadbury lil'scoops
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how long til WW3 do you reckon? I will be disappointed if I never get to tell my wife's grandchildren I was alive for a World War
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@57032994
Would love to smack you one in the jaw
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>>57033027
nighty night then x
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>>57033037
If it's in Argentina I want absolutely nothing to do with it

As a proud Briton I shall never set foot in that fetid country, unless we're invading
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>>57033078
any day now x
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>>57033050
It's not just me you fucking moron

FOAL
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>>57033037
I'll go with you lad
I can fake Spanish pretty good so I might be able to get us out of trouble with the cartel after you banter them too hard
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>>57033054
my shitty relatives don't live there but a nice lad I know does so you're probably right
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>>57033091
*posts a pic of maisie kissing the camera except the maisie is me and the camera is you* and instead of a pic its real life
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>>57033139
Leaning towards inviting this lad 2bh
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>>57033070
How can you not have mates?

Even the ugliest, spergiest people in the world have mates.

The only person I have ever known who has no mates is some legit diagnosed low functioning autistic lad that went my secondary school.
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only been to England once
might go there this summer
where should i go
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shat myself on the train today lads

poo running down your leg on a crowded carriage, worst feeling in the world that
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>>57032258
It's weird how just a bunch of intangible pixels can be so enjoyable

It must be wizardry, creating fun from nothing
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>>57033175
x
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Based gay Aussie
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>>57033207
Birmingham
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>>57033207
You want to get smashed and pissed?
Go to Brighton.
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>>57033207
Grimsby Arcade
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>>57032994
Need to have a sleep on someones lap
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>>57033207

bradford
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>>57033244
''''no'''
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>be northern
>never been further south than Sheffield
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>>57033234
how can you be an adult and still shit yourself
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>>57033183
Wew
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>>57033207
don't bother

>>57033249
ah, a pune, or play on words
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2AWh-nKSk

>anarcho capitalism

The only unrealistic part of this is where the police show up.
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Slags?
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>>57033207
East Grinstead.
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>>57033207
maybe cornwall since you're going in summer, some lovely beaches there, but it's a long drive.
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>>57033104
Worst poster.
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>>57033203
Where do you think you are?

see
>>57033234
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>>57033283
>never been to anywhere nice in europe

feel sorry for you laddy
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>>57033283
Uncultured swine
Although the furthest north I've been is the toon
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>>57032258
fucking hate normals
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE IDE DIIE
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>>57032994
never stop posting x
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FOST

(fuck off southern twats)
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>People who put sauce on a bacon sarnie

Ah yes what this fantastic taste of bacon needs is to be complete covered up by the taste tomato sauce very impressive.

Thin layer of butter master race
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>>57033301
Worst poster.
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>zed
>not zee
neck yourself
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my gf
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>>57033236
do you ever still think about your old RS mates and what they might be doing now (and if they'd still remember you)?
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>>57033406
>Sarnie

What the FUCK is a sarnie?
It's called a "butty" lad
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There's a you-shaped hole in my heart
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bored, might go to bed
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doing a panic about the future
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>>57033406
Worst poster.
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>>57032029
how did you cure it lad?
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>>57033406
Brown sauce master race
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Sausage Sarnie

Bacon Butty
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>>57033476
gay

>>57033481
night x

>>57033491
rip
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>>57033481
bit early for that you soft cunt
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Did you lads do anything for the centennial?
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>>57033406
pleb detected
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>>57033546

you think you're a hard cunt calling me a soft cunt?
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>>57033565
I never sent pics of it, but I used to do that when my mum went out.
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>Teaching children fundamental British values is act of 'cultural supremacism'

Bigots BTFO
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just had a sausage cob
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>>57033558
Got pissed at my local then shot a few brits
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>>57033406
*shakes head*
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>>57033577
not calling you anything
i'm calling the lad with the extra flag a soft cunt
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What happens in these threads? Why do people routinely come here?
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>>57033406
i put a bit of mayo on there
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Kind of funny how they say God made man in his image, and we now make sentient machines in our image.
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>>57033104
>fetid
FOY
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>>57033596
>fundamental British values

Such as?
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>>57033406
>butter

pleb
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>>57033565
is that his gran next to him
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>>57033565

Bad man. He should just make sure he remembers that corks float. I made that mistake, tried to flush the cigarette away and it floated back after I closed the toilet lid.
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>>57033608
B-but arent your pubs closed on Easter Sunday?
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>leftover Easter hot cross barms for dinner
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>>57033565
What a little twat
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>Thanks for dinner, anon.
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>>57033406
>butter
fuck off billionaire
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>>57033601
It's called a batch you mong
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>>57033641
Third eye status: Fully open
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>>57033641
Will sentient machines make other sentient beings in their images?
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>>57033601
good lad
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>extra flags
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>>57033669
No that's good friday. no meat allowed either, the shittiest day of the year
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proud to be British ngl
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>>57033678
Get your cock out you ungrateful mong
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>>57033601
M I D L A N D S
A
S
T
E
R A C E
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>Man makes machines
>Machines cuck man
Ah yes, very impressive
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>Yanks
Sub
Hoagie
Hero
Grinder
Hero

>Brits
Sarnie
Butty
Bap
Barm
Roll
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>>57033495
I got a job a month ago and met a girl, I really like her and I've actually been trying to better my social skills so I can talk to her (it's going well). Then today at around noon I started feeling pretty good and more in touch with reality. I knew who I was and what I was doing for once, it made me feel warm inside. Don't you worry, it'll be back soon enough.

So I guess just find a girl and or a job?
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Really appreciate classical music but I don't think I could ever just sit and listen to it.
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>breaking into groups tonight for lecture
>sick and have acne all over my face

just fuck my shit up.
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Je suis choquée.
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>>57033734
Hypocrite that you are you watch Britain fall in her time of need. Will you stand up and fight?
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>/sp/ tripcunts

why do they still exist
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>>57033815
lampshade it
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would like to know what owning a gun feels like
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>>57033727
Fuck me lad
I was listening to Arseblog and he was saying how all the tourists show up for GF/ES in Ireland but there's no pubs open on GF and the locals ransacked the stores of all the liquor
Sounds grim
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Gaveup on Dark souls after 20 minutes ahaha
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>>57033815
what do those two statements have to do with each other?
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>>57033776
>Grinder
Yankpoofs literally eat sandwiches named after a gay hookup app
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>>57033815
put on some makeup
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>>57033641
Sentient machines aren't a threat. Wake me up when we make sapient ones.
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>>57033809
I really appreciate films, but I don't think I could ever just sit and watch them. Usually browse facebook or watch ITV2 on my phone at the same time.
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>>57033815

>tonight
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haha back to the job I hate to live the life of sadness
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doing an excel spreadsheet
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>>57033767
lewd
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Holy fuck why is this general so fast, 35 minutes and almost 250 replies
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>>57033853
lecture usually requires no interaction with each other. tonight is the only time it will and it happens to be the time I'm sick and covered with pimples 2bh
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>>57033826
fight what?

when a war starts, yeah absolutely. I really don't see what fighting there is to be doing right now though.
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>>57033896
Send it over la, I'm an expert.
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>>57033809
its only good if you're a supervillian plotting something awfully nefarious
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>>57033893
graduate programs tend to have night classes
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>>57033896
>>57033899
>>57033917
>>57033921
ah yes very impressive british posters
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>>57033843
Shops can't even sell alcohol on good friday, every year on the thursday before there's hordes of cunts buying all the beer and spirits. took me an extra 20 minutes to get me smokes last week
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what's a good way of saying 'scared shitless' ?
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>>57033459
Yeah lad. Some probably doing A levels, some in Uni, working menial jobs or even prestigious ones. Some might already be married with children. Some might be dead.

If I went through my friends list I'd probably only recognise a handful.

When I was in school a lot of my friends played runescape and a lot of them are now doing STEM or Law at Uni, so it's not like the game is for runts
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>>57033917
Anglo-Saxon master race you Hispanic scum.
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>>57033943
killing pakis ofc
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>>57033993
Spooked pooless
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>>57033716
>>57033893
Worst poster.
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>>57033881
People like you make me sick

I got stoned with my friend yesterday and I showed him apocalypse now because he said he was really into films. For the entire fucking film he was on his phone looking through Facebook and Instagram.

The only time he put his phone down was for the ride of Valkyries part, but he talked all the way through it. Fucking pleb.
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>>57033958
check the dropbox la
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>ring up ugly dog competition
>talent evaluator asks name of dog I'll be entering
>tell her the dogs name is maisie
>she replies, "ah yes, very impressive"

feels good.
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>>57033921
first of all you're a yank so fuck off, second of all just buy some spot cream or something
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reminder than if youre a non EU poster and you dont earn over 35k (you)s a year you will soon be deported from /brit/
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Looked what just came in lads
*swoons*
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>>57034054
kek, I was mocking the guy who said he appreciates classical music but couldn't focus on it alone.

I agree with you, you mong.
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>>57034122
Man, he's aged like shit
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>>57034087
fuck off virgin twat
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>>57033459
>you will never fish all day on the beach near cammy with your fishing guild ever again
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>5000 word essay due in 2 minutes
>only have 4999 words
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@57034122
are those tattoos on his hands real
also FOY
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>Anglos
Beady eyed Aryan haters
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literally two friends on facebook got engaged today. fuck sake
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>>57032258
Totally agree, only thing worse is sports fanatics. Like, you're not REALLY performing military or pugilistic actions and functioning as a military unit. It's just games. You might as well be doing drills all day.
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need an acidhead gf
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>>57034164
"NIGGERS!!"

There's your final word
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amerishoots are at it again lads
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>>57034194
imagine how bad she smell
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>>57034054
its a shit film, not surprised

be glad he was nice enough to not make you turn that shit off
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>>57034164
GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
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>>57034200

haha classic banter
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>>57034194
RED FLAG
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>Leicester City: How Thailand is falling in love with the Foxes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35900042

fucking asians baka
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>>57033896
what you putting on it
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>>57034148
I'd rather hit that Giggsy, Scholsey, Butty or the Neville twins
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>20 days off a year
>literally don't know when to take them because I have no life and would just be sitting at home on the computer all day if I was off
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Very very pretty Cara lads teebeeh.
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Poleaboos mum had a good view of his self-harm scars, not sure what she thought or if she saw, she was very close to him and it was while before Poleaboo realised his sleeve had rolled up

Does that guy still need a crack for Photoshop?
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>2016
>hating yanks
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Lads I have some pretty big purple self harm scars on my arm

Any good ideas for a tattoo to cover them up?
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>>57034231
*rapes your pregnant gf until she's retarded while looking you dead in the eyes the entire time*
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>>57034259
good lad
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>>57034245
screening the copenhagen 20
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>>57034194
pretty desu. shame about the style
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>>57034008
At last I finally see.
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>>57034283

solid black sleeve
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>>57034283
an epic meme
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>>57034099
Worst poster.
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>>57034283
Fuck off poleaboo, you know tattoos are haram
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I've been arrested for "stalking" twice and am sick of the overly negative portrayal of "stalkers" in the media

the most recent time I was offended was 10 minutes into watching Deadpool where the titular character chastises and humiliates a stalker for a Stacy FOR FREE

These bitches don't even tell you to stop doing whatever it is you're apparently doing that creeps them out before going to the police
Are we supposed to be telepathic?

It's a fucking joke, we're treated as rapists (regardless of how non-violent the "crime" is) before we're even tried or anyone has taken the time to speak to us, 100% of the time it's all from the females perspective too

>this guy I see gives me creep/this guy who posts about me gives me the creeps
>kick his ass/arrest him
And that's it
There's no fucking discussion or debate on whether it was reasonable for them to be distresses LEGALLY, it's all about how you made them feel

Anyway, rec me some stalker films, preferably something from the males perspective
>>
>>57034227
>le contrarian opinion man
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>>57034270
Top chebs.
>>
>order takeaway
>finish half of takeaway, throw rest in bin

need to stop doing this
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>>57034255
Yeah but you get payed for it
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>>57034325
fight me irl
>>
I have an arm sleeve tattoo AMA
>>
How can trapping be dead if I've been getting all my packs of food gone?
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>>57034335

you could post it to me, love a good takeaway
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>>57034255
>365 days off a year
>literally don't know when to take them because I have no life and would just be sitting at home on the computer all day if I was off
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>>57034261
>self-harming


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Buy some weights m8.
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>>57034332
>le everything that is commercially successful is good meme

waheyyyy!
>>
Oh dear, my life is really quite rubbish!
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>>57034354

think you're going to be 25 forever eh? fucking pillock
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>>57034335
stick the rest in the fridge you absolute madman
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>>57034255

go on a trip abroad

i'm going on 3 this year
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>>57034283
Your second favorite footy team's badge
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>>57034406
don't reply to him
it's like feeding an animal in a zoo
>>
*banters literally everyone ITT*
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Can't comprehend there being a single man in the """"""country""""" of Ireland that could defeat me in a 1 on 1 fist fight.

Just don't see it happening.
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>>57034349
Alright.
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>>57034316
>>57034321
Well its definitely got to be a sleeve
Im unironically going to get it vidya themed probably, I want a Gabe Newell tattoo on my arm as well

>>57034327
This isn't poleboo desu
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>>57034445
*sues you*
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>>57034462
It's be cheaper and less shameful on the long run to just get the scars lasered or get a skin graft
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>57034330
u filmed her doing a poo and put it publicly online
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>>57034334
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>>57034424
tastes fucking grim after being in the fridge
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>>57034515
ALLEGEDLY
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Learnt to juggle today lads

not continually, but I can throw three balls in the air and catch them sometimes.
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>>57034441
I suppose you're right lad. There's just no hope for him.
>>
need a gf with an engorged pineal gland
>>
There should be a dating site for drug users 2bh.

Would be a brilliant idea.
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>>57034450
Literally copied and pasted my post from a previous thread and changed Canada to Ireland
Fuck you my man.

(For reference I will concede that there may be 1 or 2 lads in Ireland who would get the upper hand but it just defies the laws of physics for any Canadian to even come close to a man like me)
>>
Got a bad headache lads.

This is one of those times I need a qt gf so she can rub my head.
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who /theisland/ here
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>>57034574
No one cares, worst poster.
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>>57034615
sorry m8 i just found that post very funny x
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Favourite dead pornstar?

Hayley Paige for me
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Phil Leotardo looks like the Shah of Iran
>>
I'm CIA, Dr Pavel.
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>>57034595
>tfw no jungle bird looking gf
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>>57034595
can smell her from here
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>>57034261
>when my mum first saw my self harm scars

Literally fucking traumatised by it
Worst experience of my life
I'd never felt more worthless and pathetic in my life
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>>57034645
>no sim

say what?
>>
>tfw home gym
>/brit/ post in my rest periods

doing ohp atm
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>>57034638
gotta brag somewhere mate as I'm not going to brag to my parents yet, when I'm actually good at it I'll put on a show for them.
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>>57034595
Got you senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWM-d1fZQfo
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>>57034661
What's it smell like?
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>>57034645
arite tom?
>>
oneitis' recent status only has 1 like

haha the bint
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>>57034707
Are you the milk, noodles and wanking lad from earlier on?
>>
DOWN TO THE FUCKIN GYM (GYM)
DOWN TO THE FUCKIN GYM (GYM)
MAN DONT NEED NO TRIM
DOWN TO THE FUCKIN GYM
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Can't comprehend there being a single """""man""""" in Britain that could defeat me in a 1 on 1 fist fight.

Just don't see it happening.
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>>57034707

what weight and rep scheme
>>
wew lads

is daryl dead
>>
>America is fat
>chip butty never caught on here

Seems like we live in the universe where everything is slightly wrong lads
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>>57034763
no t.bh
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>>57034676
but it's her fault?
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>>57034707
Patrician. Home gyming is infinitely nicer.
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>>57034645
can you shag someone you're friends with and then go on to pretend it didn't happen?

just a weekly thing
>>
>>57034780
m8
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>>57034763

Nah that's me
Had a bombay bad boy
>>
Will going to the gym boost my chances of getting a bf?
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>>57034707
Wish I had a home gym, well jell desu
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>>57034646
edge is strong with this one
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>>57034810
It's my fault I'm a useless cunt
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>>57034888
imagine how bad he smell
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>>57034888
Let's hear them say that when actually being chatted up by the two hunky men tho
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>>57034888
>tribal tattoos

grim
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>>57034897
she made you what you are
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>>57034841
>implying he couldn't clobber you for DARING to imply Islam isn't a religion of peace
>>
haven't washed my arsehole in about a week. must be pretty stinky right now.
>>
What are signs you have a oneitis
>>
>>57034888
>You can't be fit and fun
When did this meme start?
>>
build up the stamina for nipple flickering
build up the stamina for multiple ting
build up the stamina for dense sausaging
build up the stamina for missionary in
build up the stamina for nipple flickering
build up the stamina for multiple ting
build up the stamina for dense sausaging
build up the stamina for hair pulling
>>
how much is a trip to korea
the southern one
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>>57034707
Thinking of getting fit. Do I really need to get a gym membership or buy weights? Can't I just do bodyweight exercises?
>>
>>57034888
I'm a fat white guy, why don't I have a gf?
>>
>>57035067
No
Yes
>>
>>57035013
Can't think about anything else, thoughts of them creep into your mind whatever you're doing.
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>>57035074
because fuck you thats why
>>
Need a gf who is into VERY depraved sex
>>
wasting my last hour before bed
>>
>>57035031
9/10 times dudes with that physique are vain effeminate faggots who spend 90% of their time and effort worrying how they look, usually they only start lifting in the first place because of some deep rooted feelings of inferiority.
>>
>>57035067
>Can't I just do bodyweight exercises?

some people can, but you can't
>>
>>57035074
you dont have a personality
>>
>>57035074
Because none of those women are actually going out with that man.
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>>57035067

lifting weights wont make you fit. this is elementary stuff lad.
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>>57035108
What kind of depraved sex?
>>
freedom ends at 8:30 tommorow lads, it's been nice getting to know you all since friday.
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>>57035067

you shouldn't lift weights, it's terrible for the joints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuW9u5zED8
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>>57035031
>meme
>>
might go on verdun and kill some huns lads
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>>57035140
>because of some deep rooted feelings of inferiority.

I imagine everyone who posts her has some feelings of inferiority and I enjoy spending my time with you all xxx
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>>57035067
Yes.
No.

Bodyweight will not get you fit. It'll get you past being a fat cunt but it won't give any real results. A couple of dumbbells makes a huge difference compared to bodyweight only. Also, running.

>>57035140
>>57035182
t. a fat cunt
>>
>>57035168

wouldn't mind a girl farting in my mouth tbqh
>>
>>57035222
and?
>>
the west needs a moral revival desu
legislated down to the t
>>
>>57035181
>you shouldn't lift weights

Stopped reading there, skelly cunt
>>
>>57035168
The kind of sex that has only been imagined by horny Japanese cartoonists
>>
https://twitter.com/DennysDiner

social media """""""""""""experts""""""""""""" are trying to start a new meme
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>>57035238

*likes this post*
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>>57035140
>some deep rooted feelings of inferiority.

Ironically your post just shouts "I'm insecure"
>>
>>57035181
lifting strengthens the joints desu as well as the tendons

its also why steroids don;t build strength because its just bulky muscle but the joints are still weak.
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>>57035202
>I imagine everyone who posts her has some feelings of inferiority
Naw i just hate Facebook
You guys get me more
>>
>>57035238
That's not sex lad.

>>57035252
Quit being a fat cunt, you fat cunt.
>>
>>57035199
shame how clunky that game is, visuals on it are great but the gameplay is shite
>>
>>57035094
oh that's good i don't have a oneitis then
>>
>>57035181
Ahh yes, a freak accident with an absolute elite doing oly lifts is the same as a regular lad hitting db overheads
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>Perfectly happy and everything is going fine with gf.
>Wild ex appears on fb messenger asking me to come over to hers some time to hang out.

Think I might be in the middle of arranging to cheat on my gf.
>>
>>57035306
>>57035222
brainless wastes of mass
>>
>>57035282
american humour is quite the sight
>>
>>57035340
Kinda of hard considering where Im from
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>>57035369
cunt
>>
>He doesn't lift

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
>>
>>57035381
>Hard
Another shit meme.

>>57035370
>I'm insecure
>>
>>57035222
this is wrong, you can progress with bodywight to higher levels of strength and conditioning than 99% of humans

you just have to use progressive overload

brb planche pushups, one arm pullups, one arm handstand press and front level rows
>>
>>57035222
Actually I'm in great shape since I box 3 times a week, Bodyweight can get you shredded if you do it right

lifter plebs never know shit about actual fitness training
>>
>>57035369
debauched subhuman
get on a cross
>>
>>57035282
https://twitter.com/BurgerKing?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Other companies are doing this too

'Youth marketing' written by literal 40 year olds

It's surreal
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>>57035369
>>
really sad when you realise christianity was the only thing from stopping the brainless shrivelled up pineal gland masses from seeping into utter degeneracy
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>basic human rights
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>>57035140
Good thing 99% of gymgoers don't look like that. It's hating a small, meaningless minority for being a small, meaningless minority.
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>tfw you finally admit you have been friendzoned
>tfw you are finally free
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>>57035436
sorry


pic related is me
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>>57035458
>99% of humans
>99%
Fuck right off, you stupid twat.

>>57035470
>Shredded
I guarantee you weigh less than 170lbs.
>>
>>57035490

really sad to think that your mum slobbed on my knob last night ;)))
>>
>lift weights
>get muscles
>get to 30 years old and stop caring
>muscles turn to fat
>years of cardio neglect results in you dying at 55

enjoy lads ;)
>>
going to eat some chocolate even though i'm about to go to bed
>>
>>57035490
What more proof do you need that the Christ is your Lord and Saviour?
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>>57035490
these people never had faith anyways
Automatic cultural men the lot of them
>>
>>57035306
>>57035222
nerve status: touched

see you went for the salty protien shake today lads
>>
>>57035451
>shit meme

"no"
>>
>>57035490
Worst poster.
>>
>>57035490
slave morality is still degeneracy but it's not as degenerate as the over-socialized, debauched culture we have today
>>
I would like a footballer's physique 2bh. How do I get one of them without becoming a professional footballer?
>>
>>57035535
ahh yes very nice, dont engage with my point at all

i guarantee you coulnt even do a quarter of a rep of anything i mentioned
>>
>>57035590
>umad
argument status: not one
>>
>>57035256
t. Ramz "Alt-Right Cock Fight" Molyneux
>>
>>
>>57035631
Tom Middleton (guy who played Loki) has it too, tweet him and ask
>>
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y'all are way too normie for your own good
>>
>>57035535
wrong again
keep making baseless assumptions to make yourself feel better in the face of my raw facts
>>
>>57035483
i'd fucking love that job
>>
>>57035631
Become an amateur footballer
>>
>>57035631
Play amateur football
>>
>>57035617
t. Rasheed
>>
>>57035670
*Hiddleston
>>
>>57035631
don't skip leg day
>>
>this paki crying his eyes out

hahahahahahaa
>>
>>57035631
mostly cardio w/ some lifting
>>
>>57035689
fuck you i laughed
>>
>>57035633
Your "point" was just a lie.

>>57035673
Post body.
>>
>>57035672
you have no idea how abnormie I am and how dire my life is you yank fuck
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>>57035637
get on the cross, hooligan
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>>57035490
>being a Christian
>not a traditionalist Pagan
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Since when did /brit/ get /fit/
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>island with Bear grylls
>one paki who goes on about represented muslims all over to UK
>has a panic attack as soon as he gets on the island and can't stop crying

Ahahahaha
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*plays Bohemian Rhapsody*

ah yes, some classic rock will do nicely
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>>57035413
I know, I already feel like a dick, I already broke up with my gf once to fuck some 21yr old and she took me back when it all blew up in my face.
I should totally not abuse this second chance from a woman way too good for me but the ex has sexy tats and is a freaky little creature and is definitely ok with just being a casual fuck on the side.
I know this is all a problem of my own making and I have no right to whine about my own shitty choices though.
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>>57035769
fuck off Julian
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>>57035769
dem boy pagan i can't stand them
i don't trust you if you ain't mandem
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>>57035623
Nietzsche thought there should be different moral standards between the exceptional and the normal. A society of master moralists would be incredibly unstable and a society of ubermensch wouldn't be a society at all.
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>>57035804
didnt read lmao
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>>57035623
Christianity is the anti-slave mentality
Jesus himself was one of the best historical examples of the Ubermensch realised.

you are only enslaved if you allow people to take advantage of ritual to divert your faith for their will, just what Martain Luther attempted to remedy at the time (though failed somewhat)
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>>57035804
i don't care
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>>57035741
Literal moron

You can do progressive overload with bodyweight training if you arent an absolute mongoloid, literally cant argue against it as its a fact
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doing a somewhat sombre listen
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>>57035769
Please explain the appeal of Paganism without resorting to muh European heritage
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>>57035801
*plays Hey There Delilah*

aah yes, very good
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>>57035855
Good lad
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>when you get a look at yourself in the mirror and realise how obvious it is to everyone that you're high

And to think I go to work like this most days.
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Does anyone else constantly daydream about a better life but do nothing to obtain it? I know it's counterproductive but it's the only time I'm happy.
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>>57035855
saw him live in a northern field in the mountains and could see shooting stars

was very peaceful
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>>57035854
I was arguing that it would make you stronger and fitter than 99% of humanity, you stupid cunt. That's why I quoted the "99%" part. Twice. Thick cunt.
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>>57035741
>Post body.

I don't have any pictures of my body saved on my computer, again that falls into the real of vain effeminate faggot behaviour

some of us exercise to stay healthy and good at our chosen sport not to post pictures of instagram, poofter
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>>57035855
Doing a listen to OPN
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>>57035769
hat
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*third eye opens*
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new
>>57035923
>>57035923
>>57035923
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>>57035910
yes
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>>57035855
who the fuck calls their kid that anyway?
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>>57035901
where do you work?
used to smoke with the lads when i worked in a kitchen
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>need a doctrine to guide your morality

just as weak and depraved as the degenerates we see now.

True patricians guide themselves with self-created respectable ethics.
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>>57035835
Nietzsche's philosophy is the secular equivalent of Calvinism
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>>57035911
He doesn't seem very good live. His voice doesn't suit a live setting imo (in my onion).

>>57035922
Top fucking kek. Nothing stopping you taking a picture except for the fact that you know you'll be laughed at for being a tiny little twig manlet.
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>>57035917
fucking hell, you literally think 1 in 100 people could do a front level, one arm pullup, 1 arm handstand pushup and front lever row?


fucking delusional
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>>57035990
I don't own a camera and my phone is old, so literally couldnt if I wanted to

keep up the mental gymnastics though
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>>57035911
VERY envious lad

>>57035954
Sufjan is an Arabic and Persian name[12] meaning "comes with a sword".[13] It predates Islam and most famously belonged to Abu Sufyan, a figure from early Islamic history. The name was given to Stevens by the founder of Subud, an inter-faith spiritual community to which his parents belonged when he was born.[14]
His dad is called Rasjid
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>>57036020
Sorry lad, can you come back when you're not a fat manlet that's afriad to go to the gym in case people laugh at him?
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>>57035747
How are you going to create a lumber industry for those crosses when you pay everyone in volkstum?
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>>57036046
>I don't own a camera and my phone is old
I can smell the nervous sweat pouring off you as you try to come up with any excuse you can.
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>>57035801
*plays Who Wants to Live Forever*
ah yes, this is affection for other human beings
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>>57035934
Still the worst poster.
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>>57036108
go on, attempt a full planche pushup right now

your wrists would probably snap you weak cunt
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>>57036228
>planche pushups are impressive
So this is the power of bodyweight only.
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>>57035990
He was good not great live. I usually wouldn't have gone to see someone like him but my friend had extra tickets and it was close by

The environment made it a lot better 2bh
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John Calvin was a nonce desu
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