Asuka edition.
crayon pop
a n i m e
What a faggot
karen
>>57028357
first for being back in the dust again tbqh
https://youtu.be/mdaz6yLsFQY
>>57028357
>he doesn't get salt and vinegar on his chips
fucking melts
post a better current england lineup for the euros
tip: you cant
lads
More Asuka.
nonces out
>>57028357
unbelievable edition
>>57027836
wish I could dress like the lad in this gif >>57027836
I'm hungry and tired,but don't want to wake the senpai
cara hasn't been posted yet
>>57028438
>he doesn't get gravy and cheese curds on his chips
The ham of Birming desu
Good things to do in Brighton? Here for a few days
Cara.
anyone watching that wall of death thing
about to start on channel 4
runts in (to the sheds)
First for grime is complete shit
eating a sandwich from tim hortons
>>57028493
meant this gif
dara
>>57028573
which aniememe is this
>>57028543
Bum a few of the lads and maybe me ;)
Go to the Laines, go to the beach, go into the South Downs if you like the country, experience the nightlife, and take some third eye opening drugs.
>>57028445
I already did in the last thread
--------------------Hart
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
---Drinkwater---Dier---Barkley
---------------------Alli------------------
------------Vardy---------Kane
>>57028555
I used to hate grime and rap
Now I love it
No clue why
>>57028435
Birmingham confirmed for being the only place to keep their pakis under control
Shame on you poortherners and southern ponces
>>57028539
>ham
what's the hottest rimming porn scene you've watched lads
>>57028573
>Wind breaker
>Black jeans
>high top vans
What's stopping you?
>>57028566
did your server poo2loo?
>>57028620
>drugs will open your third eye
this delusion
reminder it is now a fantasy for white women to be single mothers with mixed race kids
>>57028626
Tbh, had a think about this, could replace Barkley for Welbeck on some occasions 2bh.
Who remembers this absolute BELTER of a tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
>>57028669
all the employees there were white
any of my friends itt
obscenely tired and feeling very weak
need more support
>>57028555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1njmSJYHNx4
>>57028701
pssh, you don't have any friends
>>57028641
What a wonderful position to take a picture to showcase Birmingham to the world.
Disgusting old car garages directly in the center
>>57028587
very nice gimmick
>>57028630
>I used to have good taste, now it's shit
FTFY
>>57028701
come here lad
*gives you some of my strength*
can't stop laughing lads. dunno why. I'm not even laughing at anything in particular. I'm just laughing
what do /brit/ denizens do when they're bored
>>57028582
>tfw no more fany on /sp/
>>57028680
>1 (one) recorded incident
AYVI
>>57028750
rah bit cheeky
>>57028728
>>57028753
fondle your mum's ample bum
>>57028753
Post willies
>tfw no qt zombie waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLL-ga0PrI
>>57028753
i try to clean the skid marks off my bedsheets but it's fucking tiring
>>57028753
Cry about wasting my life and masturbate
>>57028808
nobody likes you
>>57028753
Literally CANNOT find any good recent pictures of myself, bit camera shy hahahaa.
>>57028730
It just shows the contrast between the old industrial part of town and the modern part
Reminder that Birmingham invented industrialisation and the world would be stuck in the dark ages still without it
Grimes qt as, don't know who would bate her
>Hi, this is a McDonalds advert, and I have an incredibly awkward-sounding voice
>>57028357
test post please ignore
>>57028824
you should sleep with pj bottoms if your bum is pooey .
>>57028835
bloody hell forgot my pic and all
>>57028847
ply the camera with drinks and fags to get it to loosen up
>>57028753
talk about each other's bowel moments, what we are going to purchase and consume from local takeaways, and what flavour of crisps we prefer
been at home all day lads
>>57028835
>>57028887
pineal gland is beaming
>>57028921
come over and cuddle by the fire and ill give you four inches of English benis to sit on
>>57028921
nutjob
>>57028926
You're a liar and a thief.
>>57028938
gizz
>>57028847
>"im not ugly im just not photogenic"
>>57028967
doubt you even have a fireplace
just awakened my third nipple
>when the too-many-tabs anxiety hits
Lads the gf wants a sexy pic of my bod
What do I send her?
>>57028921
Is it true Denmark is full of sex shops
getting my voice heard
>>57028701
you: cat
me: dog thing
>>57028986
not having this
england will be playing
FOUR
FOUR
FUCKING
TWO
>>57029080
is it true that in denmark people expose their bumholes randomly in town centres?
>1 shot at life
>born AFTER your country got done being the worlds superpower
ffs lads
>>57029084
its a capybara
fortune favours the brave
>>57029080
is it true that in denmark you can legally marry a lego statue?
>>57029061
Let's call ISIS 'Daesh'
That'll sure rile them up and stop them bombing us
>>57029085
now you won't get your birthday present...
*dies, sending you down a dark path that leads to your eventual demise*
>>57029041
ktf all too well
>>57028753
Listen to music and daydream about what life would be like if I wasn't so alone.
>wake up
>see this
>hear *slurp slurp slurp purr purr slurp purr slurp slurp purr*
wat do
extremely paranoid that in the rare event i manage to have a son he comes out retarded or gay or some shit
would be just my luck
>>57029136
i thought i was brave and asked out a girl at work, she just laughed at me and walked off
>>57029116
Not really
>>57029084
very weird cat
>>57029160
*pat pat*
>>57029161
he'd be just like his dad then
wahey :^)
>>57028544
v good post
Hey guys, I am British too right?
>>57029108
r we on tonigh?
>>57029155
>>57029201
waheyyyyyyyyyyy
>>57029143
Nah
What's with these disappearing captcha pictures?
>>57029160
have an allergic reaction
>>57029120
fuck off Attenborough
>>57029240
huhahuaheheheoeheh what's WITH THEM?
I miss the short winter days, I dont feel guilty for not going outside because its dark and cold
aaaaah
Do any of you lads want to cuddle by any chance?
>>57029108
>not playing one, one, one, one, one, one, four
Do I get pissed alone for the fifth night in a row, or get a takeaway and have a wank?
LEFTISTS *plays a short guitar riff*
>>57028753
play with creamy muk muk
>>57029117
Born just in time to enjoy comfy bennies earnt by the blood of ancestors whilst not having to fight for the empire
Can't complain
>>57029155
>tfw family thing where all cousins bring their g/bfs and you're all alone
>>57029288
Why do Scots think they're funny when they're not really funny at all?
>>57029279
you gay?
>>57029272
Just keep your curtains shut at all times
Then it's like you're simulating the winter months
>>57029290
in da bungalow
>>57029289
pissing my breeches at this
howling absolutely howling
I don't really like the Danish poster, he comes across as a bit of a knob if I'm honest.
>>57029330
what if anon is a girl
>>57029240
Google wants you to click on more things for them. I just click a bunch of random wrong things and refresh the captcha.
>>57029214
yes
would view aussies like a welsh or scots or paddy
but not like a yank or cancuck
>>57029045
>>57029045
LADS help
>>57029344
you girl?
>>57029342
Scot detected
wanked at least twice a day so far in 2016
>>57028626
>Barkley
>le shoot with no composure man
Looks pretty good for the rest. Is Drinkwater actually the best option? Could you not put Alli in his place and Rooney in Alli's?
>>57029330
Not sure why it matters but yeah. I wasn't asking to bum you or anything.
>>57029376
im a boy but i have a feminine penis
>>57029278
If Middle Earth had a heaven I'd be laughing at you from it
>>57029381
good job mate we're proud of you
>>57028626
>no milner
>>57029407
Post lips
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>57029411
thanks lad
>>57029406
wewwww *plays killer drum fill*
Is the lad who had a spreadsheet of wanks/day, jobs applied to/day, call backs received/day, etc still around?
The sun will come out tomorrow , ...bet your bottom dollar...tomorrow......tomorrow Tomorrow I love you tom riddle...I'm Annie an orphan girl
business idea: dont let women vote
>>57028544
good post lad
>>57029209
poor show today 2bh
>He doesn't listen to metallic hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBDKRptOsUc
>>57029486
this sounds like a NEET with sound organisational and administrative skills
>>57029450
I don't think that was meant for me but okay
>>57029510
cant post if im not here sori
>>57029451
only jst realised it was andy serkis who played him instead of just being cg cucked out the film
>>57029388
careful lad hating rooney is the current hot meme
>>57029486
You can find him on reddit.com/u/dormers
Listening to Regina Spektor and imagining she's my gf again lads.
*crawls towards you*
drove through town blasting out my celine dion CDs today. pretty sure I ran over someone. I'm hardcore me
>>57029515
He was trying to turn his life around since the start of the year
It was very impressive even if he had more wanks than jobs applied to
>>57029308
tfw cousin brings gf and they just argue for an hour
Worst posts in the thread:
>>57028582
>>57028642
>>57028680
>>57028692
>>57028701
>>57028821
>>57029288
>>57029514
>>57029514
Best posts in the thread:
>>57028435
>>57028438
>>57029061
>>57029117
>>57029519
cor
ur gorgeous darlin
>>57029529
t. Wayne
>>57029388
>hating on Boss Rarkley
deltete now
>>57029562
none me
>>57029519
weak effort
My mate's sister was tugging me off earlier, was about to give me a blowie
I asked her when the last time she ate was, she told me about an hour ago so I told her to fuck off and hang herself
>>57029554
i thought she was a big fat black woman from her voice
need a decent squad in bf4
>>57029559
I'd hire him for my new company 2bh
>>57029581
what gloss do you wear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqzt9dXGg-Y
>>57029529
I think he can be good
>>57029588
chuckled at this
>>57029608
emmm mate your leaf is gone...?
>>57029603
fob
>>57029562
wow, 3 of the bests posts
>>57029529
It's not a fucking meme
ROONEY IS FUCKING SHITE AND HASN'T DONE FUCKALL IN AN ENGLAND SHIRT SINCE BLOODY EURO 2004 EXCEPT SCORE AGAINST FUCKING SAN MARINO
Is Dormers called Dormers because he went to boarding school?
>>57029590
I always knew she was a qt skinny Jew because I do my research and would never knowingly listen to a black person sing.
me and the bf
>>57029554
WEW she is literally one of my favourite singers. surprised someone else knows about her
samson and starij pedjak are my favourite tunes
Think I'm getting over muh depression lads
I haven't seriously thought about suicide in about a month and I feel real, like reality doesn't feel surreal anymore. Feels pretty good man.
Too bad it'll come back after several months of feeling normal again lol
>afc memebledon
Oneitits won't accept my friend request
>>57029664
it's a niggress name too
>>57029677
bae, pls, I thought we were keeping this a secret
>>57029588
Lad
>>57029603
Hire me, I have the same thing except it's all in my head which is more impressive.
>>57029663
Gurantee when you see him holding the trophy above his head with the captains armband on youll be thinking differently
Wonder what it's like to bring a gorgeous lovely polite nice girl home to meet your parents and have them look at you with pride in their eyes.
>>57029682
Keep that chin up lad.
>>57029561
wish this would happen but alas
absolutely love regina spektor
>>57029651
Keep it up, lad.
>go to a party
>end up chilling with the cat/dog
Literally every time
How I even get invited to parties is fucking beyond me
>>57029678
She's well famous lad, what are you chatting?
>>57029699
Spektor isn't
Oneitis is ignoring me
Evangelion 4 when?
Fucking immigrant lynxes think they have a right to settle here because their ancestors once did
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35890789
Disgusting
>>57029603
He did have 9 wanks in one day once
He might get distracted a bit
>>57029708
its the currant year you shouldnt be ashamed x
>>57029802
>watching the peebuilds
>>57029381
where's your spreadsheet
>>57029778
Same, either that or I'll end up in the kitchen or the garden. Not been to a house party in years though.
Business idea: /brit/ and /sp/ meetup where we find Rooney and give him a good kicking, probably break his legs etc.
>>57029778
They need someone to pet-sit
>>57029787
I'm here lad what do you want?
>>57029748
Last time I brought a girl home dad was drunk and spent the best part of two hours chasing her around the house with a belt
>>57029691
>>57029787
I'm sure she'll accept it soon anon
YOURE GOING TO MAKE IT
tfw ill never live in birmingham
So it's pretty conclusive that this is the team that should be played? Who takes up the other two spots?
>currant year
>>57029836
i made a (You) spreadsheet a while ago
business idea: go to the meetup and watch rooney kick seven shades of shit out of some out of shape neets
>currant year
I just did this. 10/10 would recommend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLGICINDNz4
>>57029835
how dear you
>>57029855
saw Rooney in his car once haha
>>57029761
Used to listen to her a lot when I was ~15. Here's one of her shitting on fedoralords:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pxRXP3w-sQ
there's man-love and business love and never the twain shall meet
>>57029872
Not everyone can be this blessed lad
>>57029862
>Last time I brought a girl home dad was drunk and spent the best part of two hours chasing her around the house with a belt
g-go on.
>>57029802
never but flcl is getting a new series
>>57029893
they look like shrunken voodoo boobies x
What would your parents say if you told them you were gay out of the blue and introduced them to your boyfriend?
>>57029947
fob
The so-called "Islamic" state or Daesh if you will or as it is written in the Arabic text "داعش"
We'd also like to remind you that the BBC is 100% not an Islamophobic or racist corporation and we greatly respect Muslims
لا إله إلا الله Ù…Øمد رسول الله
>>57029887
drinkwater and milner
>>57029967
ok x
>>57029887
both me
>>57029948
are you doing this ironically
birmingham is a fucking shithole
ukip
>>57029872
Villa till you die m8?
>>57029915
this was 3 years ago but i'm still putting up decent numbers
3 on friday, 4 saturday, 5 sunday, 2 today
>>57030003
>Milner
Is Drinkwater a meme?
reminder the only good Muslim is a dead one
>>57029887
who is ebjh
>>57029950
He was shouting things like "YOU CANT TAKE MY BOY FROM ME HE AINT MUCH BUT HE'S ALL I HAVE".
He eventually gave up and passed out in the hallway. Next morning I find out he shat himself.
>>57030039
very interesting
just hit the underside of my wrist on the edge of my chair
oucheeeeeeeyoooooowwwwza haha hurts a bit
its 7:37 pm ive got 1.25 hours to go haha fucking KILL ME
>so-called daesh, one could postulate
>>57030022
t. Never been to Birmingham
Don't listen to the BBC propaganda and bias
That last picture could have easily been in Rome or Athens
>>57029971
Think my dad would disown me 2bh, but I wouldn't really care. I think my mum would be fine.
>>57029887
Milner & Barklel? or move Alli to the top of the diamond and play Drinkwater & Milner
work in 12 hours.. contemplating suicide to be honest
>>57030082
Kek
>>57029887
.not 4-3-3
Fuck off
my threads are doing iron man numbers and i don't care anymore
Hugs for (you)s desu
>>57029787
after I was finally over oneitis said she misses me etc and to call her, then ignored me the next day and hasn't talked to me since
bit rude
>>57030138
abominable post
>>57030138
won't be that bad lad
cup of tea and a twirl and it'll be alright
my wonderful father has come to the rescue with the promise of dinner
ill come back to whinge later - 5 minutes later, possibly
>>57029845
>>57029856
>>57029778
>go to party
>"oh sweet they have a dog"
>instantly go and sit with the dog
>play with dog for about an hour, practically ignoring everyone
>"oh no I bet everyone here thinks I want to fuck this dog, I've been playing with it for ages"
>have to ignore the dog before people think I'm into beastiality
>feel really guilty for the rest of the night for leaving the dog on its own
I am so fucking autistic it's not even funny
>trump wins
>UK leaves the EU
>we all throw our heads back and laugh as europe crumbles
