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Asuka edition.
crayon pop
a n i m e
What a faggot
karen
>>57028357
first for being back in the dust again tbqh
https://youtu.be/mdaz6yLsFQY
>he doesn't get salt and vinegar on his chips
fucking melts
post a better current england lineup for the euros
tip: you cant
lads
More Asuka.
nonces out
>>57028357
unbelievable edition
>>57027836
wish I could dress like the lad in this gif >>57027836
I'm hungry and tired,but don't want to wake the senpai
cara hasn't been posted yet
>>57028438
>he doesn't get gravy and cheese curds on his chips
The ham of Birming desu
Good things to do in Brighton? Here for a few days
Cara.
anyone watching that wall of death thing
about to start on channel 4
runts in (to the sheds)
First for grime is complete shit
eating a sandwich from tim hortons
>>57028493
meant this gif
dara
>>57028573
which aniememe is this
>>57028543
Bum a few of the lads and maybe me ;)
Go to the Laines, go to the beach, go into the South Downs if you like the country, experience the nightlife, and take some third eye opening drugs.
>>57028445
I already did in the last thread
--------------------Hart
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
---Drinkwater---Dier---Barkley
---------------------Alli------------------
------------Vardy---------Kane
>>57028555
I used to hate grime and rap
Now I love it
No clue why
>>57028435
Birmingham confirmed for being the only place to keep their pakis under control
Shame on you poortherners and southern ponces
what's the hottest rimming porn scene you've watched lads
>>57028573
>Wind breaker
>Black jeans
>high top vans
What's stopping you?
>>57028566
did your server poo2loo?
>>57028620
>drugs will open your third eye
this delusion
reminder it is now a fantasy for white women to be single mothers with mixed race kids
>>57028626
Tbh, had a think about this, could replace Barkley for Welbeck on some occasions 2bh.
Who remembers this absolute BELTER of a tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
>>57028669
all the employees there were white
any of my friends itt
obscenely tired and feeling very weak
need more support
>>57028555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1njmSJYHNx4
>>57028701
pssh, you don't have any friends
>>57028641
What a wonderful position to take a picture to showcase Birmingham to the world.
Disgusting old car garages directly in the center
>>57028587
very nice gimmick
>>57028630
>I used to have good taste, now it's shit
FTFY
>>57028701
come here lad
*gives you some of my strength*
can't stop laughing lads. dunno why. I'm not even laughing at anything in particular. I'm just laughing
what do /brit/ denizens do when they're bored
>>57028582
>tfw no more fany on /sp/
>>57028680
>1 (one) recorded incident
AYVI
>>57028750
rah bit cheeky
>>57028728
>>57028753
fondle your mum's ample bum
>>57028753
Post willies
>tfw no qt zombie waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLL-ga0PrI
>>57028753
i try to clean the skid marks off my bedsheets but it's fucking tiring
>>57028753
Cry about wasting my life and masturbate
>>57028808
nobody likes you
>>57028753
Literally CANNOT find any good recent pictures of myself, bit camera shy hahahaa.
>>57028730
It just shows the contrast between the old industrial part of town and the modern part
Reminder that Birmingham invented industrialisation and the world would be stuck in the dark ages still without it
Grimes qt as, don't know who would bate her
>Hi, this is a McDonalds advert, and I have an incredibly awkward-sounding voice
>>57028357
test post please ignore
>>57028824
you should sleep with pj bottoms if your bum is pooey .
>>57028835
bloody hell forgot my pic and all
>>57028847
ply the camera with drinks and fags to get it to loosen up
>>57028753
talk about each other's bowel moments, what we are going to purchase and consume from local takeaways, and what flavour of crisps we prefer
been at home all day lads
>>57028835
>>57028887
pineal gland is beaming
>>57028921
come over and cuddle by the fire and ill give you four inches of English benis to sit on
>>57028921
nutjob
>>57028926
You're a liar and a thief.
>>57028938
gizz
>>57028847
>"im not ugly im just not photogenic"
>>57028967
doubt you even have a fireplace
just awakened my third nipple
>when the too-many-tabs anxiety hits
Lads the gf wants a sexy pic of my bod
What do I send her?
>>57028921
Is it true Denmark is full of sex shops
getting my voice heard
>>57028701
you: cat
me: dog thing
>>57028986
not having this
england will be playing
FOUR
FOUR
FUCKING
TWO
>>57029080
is it true that in denmark people expose their bumholes randomly in town centres?
>1 shot at life
>born AFTER your country got done being the worlds superpower
ffs lads
>>57029084
its a capybara
fortune favours the brave
>>57029080
is it true that in denmark you can legally marry a lego statue?
>>57029061
Let's call ISIS 'Daesh'
That'll sure rile them up and stop them bombing us
>>57029085
now you won't get your birthday present...
*dies, sending you down a dark path that leads to your eventual demise*
>>57029041
ktf all too well
>>57028753
Listen to music and daydream about what life would be like if I wasn't so alone.
>wake up
>see this
>hear *slurp slurp slurp purr purr slurp purr slurp slurp purr*
wat do
extremely paranoid that in the rare event i manage to have a son he comes out retarded or gay or some shit
would be just my luck
>>57029136
i thought i was brave and asked out a girl at work, she just laughed at me and walked off
>>57029116
Not really
>>57029084
very weird cat
>>57029160
*pat pat*
>>57029161
he'd be just like his dad then
wahey :^)
>>57028544
v good post
Hey guys, I am British too right?
>>57029108
r we on tonigh?
>>57029201
waheyyyyyyyyyyy
>>57029143
Nah
What's with these disappearing captcha pictures?
>>57029160
have an allergic reaction
>>57029120
fuck off Attenborough
>>57029240
huhahuaheheheoeheh what's WITH THEM?
I miss the short winter days, I dont feel guilty for not going outside because its dark and cold
aaaaah
Do any of you lads want to cuddle by any chance?
>>57029108
>not playing one, one, one, one, one, one, four
Do I get pissed alone for the fifth night in a row, or get a takeaway and have a wank?
LEFTISTS *plays a short guitar riff*
>>57028753
play with creamy muk muk
>>57029117
Born just in time to enjoy comfy bennies earnt by the blood of ancestors whilst not having to fight for the empire
Can't complain
>>57029155
>tfw family thing where all cousins bring their g/bfs and you're all alone
>>57029288
Why do Scots think they're funny when they're not really funny at all?
>>57029279
you gay?
>>57029272
Just keep your curtains shut at all times
Then it's like you're simulating the winter months
>>57029290
in da bungalow
>>57029289
pissing my breeches at this
howling absolutely howling
I don't really like the Danish poster, he comes across as a bit of a knob if I'm honest.
>>57029330
what if anon is a girl
>>57029240
Google wants you to click on more things for them. I just click a bunch of random wrong things and refresh the captcha.
>>57029214
yes
would view aussies like a welsh or scots or paddy
but not like a yank or cancuck
>>57029045
>>57029045
LADS help
>>57029344
you girl?
>>57029342
Scot detected
wanked at least twice a day so far in 2016
>>57028626
>Barkley
>le shoot with no composure man
Looks pretty good for the rest. Is Drinkwater actually the best option? Could you not put Alli in his place and Rooney in Alli's?
>>57029330
Not sure why it matters but yeah. I wasn't asking to bum you or anything.
>>57029376
im a boy but i have a feminine penis
>>57029278
If Middle Earth had a heaven I'd be laughing at you from it
>>57029381
good job mate we're proud of you
>>57028626
>no milner
>>57029407
Post lips
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>57029411
thanks lad
>>57029406
wewwww *plays killer drum fill*
Is the lad who had a spreadsheet of wanks/day, jobs applied to/day, call backs received/day, etc still around?
The sun will come out tomorrow , ...bet your bottom dollar...tomorrow......tomorrow Tomorrow I love you tom riddle...I'm Annie an orphan girl
business idea: dont let women vote
>>57028544
good post lad
>>57029209
poor show today 2bh
>He doesn't listen to metallic hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBDKRptOsUc
>>57029486
this sounds like a NEET with sound organisational and administrative skills
>>57029450
I don't think that was meant for me but okay
>>57029510
cant post if im not here sori
>>57029451
only jst realised it was andy serkis who played him instead of just being cg cucked out the film
>>57029388
careful lad hating rooney is the current hot meme
>>57029486
You can find him on reddit.com/u/dormers
Listening to Regina Spektor and imagining she's my gf again lads.
*crawls towards you*
drove through town blasting out my celine dion CDs today. pretty sure I ran over someone. I'm hardcore me
>>57029515
He was trying to turn his life around since the start of the year
It was very impressive even if he had more wanks than jobs applied to
>>57029308
tfw cousin brings gf and they just argue for an hour
Worst posts in the thread:
>>57028582
>>57028642
>>57028680
>>57028692
>>57028701
>>57028821
>>57029288
>>57029514
>>57029514
Best posts in the thread:
>>57028435
>>57028438
>>57029061
>>57029117
>>57029519
cor
ur gorgeous darlin
>>57029529
t. Wayne
>>57029388
>hating on Boss Rarkley
deltete now
>>57029562
none me
>>57029519
weak effort
My mate's sister was tugging me off earlier, was about to give me a blowie
I asked her when the last time she ate was, she told me about an hour ago so I told her to fuck off and hang herself
>>57029554
i thought she was a big fat black woman from her voice
need a decent squad in bf4
>>57029559
I'd hire him for my new company 2bh
>>57029581
what gloss do you wear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqzt9dXGg-Y
>>57029529
I think he can be good
>>57029588
chuckled at this
>>57029608
emmm mate your leaf is gone...?
>>57029603
fob
>>57029562
wow, 3 of the bests posts
>>57029529
It's not a fucking meme
ROONEY IS FUCKING SHITE AND HASN'T DONE FUCKALL IN AN ENGLAND SHIRT SINCE BLOODY EURO 2004 EXCEPT SCORE AGAINST FUCKING SAN MARINO
Is Dormers called Dormers because he went to boarding school?
>>57029590
I always knew she was a qt skinny Jew because I do my research and would never knowingly listen to a black person sing.
me and the bf
>>57029554
WEW she is literally one of my favourite singers. surprised someone else knows about her
samson and starij pedjak are my favourite tunes
Think I'm getting over muh depression lads
I haven't seriously thought about suicide in about a month and I feel real, like reality doesn't feel surreal anymore. Feels pretty good man.
Too bad it'll come back after several months of feeling normal again lol
>afc memebledon
Oneitits won't accept my friend request
>>57029664
it's a niggress name too
>>57029677
bae, pls, I thought we were keeping this a secret
>>57029588
Lad
>>57029603
Hire me, I have the same thing except it's all in my head which is more impressive.
>>57029663
Gurantee when you see him holding the trophy above his head with the captains armband on youll be thinking differently
Wonder what it's like to bring a gorgeous lovely polite nice girl home to meet your parents and have them look at you with pride in their eyes.
>>57029682
Keep that chin up lad.
>>57029561
wish this would happen but alas
absolutely love regina spektor
>>57029651
Keep it up, lad.
>go to a party
>end up chilling with the cat/dog
Literally every time
How I even get invited to parties is fucking beyond me
>>57029678
She's well famous lad, what are you chatting?
>>57029699
Spektor isn't
Oneitis is ignoring me
Evangelion 4 when?
Fucking immigrant lynxes think they have a right to settle here because their ancestors once did
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35890789
Disgusting
>>57029603
He did have 9 wanks in one day once
He might get distracted a bit
>>57029708
its the currant year you shouldnt be ashamed x
>>57029802
>watching the peebuilds
>>57029381
where's your spreadsheet
>>57029778
Same, either that or I'll end up in the kitchen or the garden. Not been to a house party in years though.
Business idea: /brit/ and /sp/ meetup where we find Rooney and give him a good kicking, probably break his legs etc.
>>57029778
They need someone to pet-sit
>>57029787
I'm here lad what do you want?
>>57029748
Last time I brought a girl home dad was drunk and spent the best part of two hours chasing her around the house with a belt
>>57029691
>>57029787
I'm sure she'll accept it soon anon
YOURE GOING TO MAKE IT
tfw ill never live in birmingham
So it's pretty conclusive that this is the team that should be played? Who takes up the other two spots?
>currant year
>>57029836
i made a (You) spreadsheet a while ago
business idea: go to the meetup and watch rooney kick seven shades of shit out of some out of shape neets
>currant year
I just did this. 10/10 would recommend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLGICINDNz4
>>57029835
how dear you
>>57029855
saw Rooney in his car once haha
>>57029761
Used to listen to her a lot when I was ~15. Here's one of her shitting on fedoralords:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pxRXP3w-sQ
there's man-love and business love and never the twain shall meet
>>57029872
Not everyone can be this blessed lad
>>57029862
>Last time I brought a girl home dad was drunk and spent the best part of two hours chasing her around the house with a belt
g-go on.
>>57029802
never but flcl is getting a new series
>>57029893
they look like shrunken voodoo boobies x
What would your parents say if you told them you were gay out of the blue and introduced them to your boyfriend?
>>57029947
fob
The so-called "Islamic" state or Daesh if you will or as it is written in the Arabic text "داعش"
We'd also like to remind you that the BBC is 100% not an Islamophobic or racist corporation and we greatly respect Muslims
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
>>57029887
drinkwater and milner
>>57029967
ok x
>>57029887
both me
>>57029948
are you doing this ironically
birmingham is a fucking shithole
ukip
>>57029872
Villa till you die m8?
>>57029915
this was 3 years ago but i'm still putting up decent numbers
3 on friday, 4 saturday, 5 sunday, 2 today
>>57030003
>Milner
Is Drinkwater a meme?
reminder the only good Muslim is a dead one
>>57029887
who is ebjh
>>57029950
He was shouting things like "YOU CANT TAKE MY BOY FROM ME HE AINT MUCH BUT HE'S ALL I HAVE".
He eventually gave up and passed out in the hallway. Next morning I find out he shat himself.
>>57030039
very interesting
just hit the underside of my wrist on the edge of my chair
oucheeeeeeeyoooooowwwwza haha hurts a bit
its 7:37 pm ive got 1.25 hours to go haha fucking KILL ME
>so-called daesh, one could postulate
>>57030022
t. Never been to Birmingham
Don't listen to the BBC propaganda and bias
That last picture could have easily been in Rome or Athens
>>57029971
Think my dad would disown me 2bh, but I wouldn't really care. I think my mum would be fine.
>>57029887
Milner & Barklel? or move Alli to the top of the diamond and play Drinkwater & Milner
work in 12 hours.. contemplating suicide to be honest
>>57029887
.not 4-3-3
Fuck off
my threads are doing iron man numbers and i don't care anymore
Hugs for (you)s desu
>>57029787
after I was finally over oneitis said she misses me etc and to call her, then ignored me the next day and hasn't talked to me since
bit rude
>>57030138
abominable post
>>57030138
won't be that bad lad
cup of tea and a twirl and it'll be alright
my wonderful father has come to the rescue with the promise of dinner
ill come back to whinge later - 5 minutes later, possibly
>>57029845
>>57029856
>>57029778
>go to party
>"oh sweet they have a dog"
>instantly go and sit with the dog
>play with dog for about an hour, practically ignoring everyone
>"oh no I bet everyone here thinks I want to fuck this dog, I've been playing with it for ages"
>have to ignore the dog before people think I'm into beastiality
>feel really guilty for the rest of the night for leaving the dog on its own
I am so fucking autistic it's not even funny
>trump wins
>UK leaves the EU
>we all throw our heads back and laugh as europe crumbles
>>57030039
need to repeat this over several years or the data is worthless
>>57030082
Oh.
I thought it was going to be hotter than that.
Sorry to hear that anon. Hope it went well with the girl, at least. Emphasis on hope.
when is laura trott going to be my gf
>>57030164
Basically is 4-3-3. Why would you want to push Kane or Vardy to the side?
might actually kill myself
>>57030111
Well Rome and Athens are indeed both shitholes but I think Birmingham is just that little bit shitter
>>57030025
kek
>>57030046
drinkwater is a decent player
not sure if i should have another wank before sleep, might not bother 2bh
>>57030211
errrrr fuck off lol?
>>57030025
this image has a shocking lack of kinmoza
I'VE GOT BILLS
Girl in uni keep saying every time she thinks about the fact that we won't see each other after the years she feels like she's going to cry. She's yet to text me outside of uni this year. Reckon she's fishing for attention tbqh lads.
>>57030138
Where do you work that's so horrible you have to count down?
>ISP randomly changes my IP
>can't use my pass for 30 minutes
>have to use captcha like subhuman scum
fuck sake
its not that birmingham is shit
its the people who live in birmingham who are shit
>>57030228
You won't.
>tfw wanking when you're extremely tired
>tfw fading in and out of consciousness during the wank
redpill me on pakis
>>57030223
Vardy should be on the bench
>>57030228
don't do that
>>57030206
i did it in 2009, I did 730 wanks IIRC
>>57030316
Fuck off racist
>>57030316
No actually, it's both. The city is shit, the people are shitskins.
>>57030285
nah, jizz to her all the time and like her a lot more than you do
>>57030355
they're pakis
>>57030289
Better make a new one.
Should feature K-ON, EVA, Kinmoza, Yuri Yuri, and other /brit/ approved smart anime.
Just killed myself.
>assumed Drinkwater was a nickname or people memeing
>there is actually a person with the surname Drinkwater
JUST
>>57029944
>tfw can understand her Russian songs
>>57030228
bad lad
>>57030299
if she was that upset why wouldn't she make sure you do see each after uni ends??
>>57030313
an office where there is no work to do but my boss watches me like a hawk to make sure i'm doing nothing instead of browsing the internet
>>57030398
Is that the most English name in all the land?
I haven't been outside since last Thursday and you?
>>57030416
Piotr
>>57030362
You should top yourself immediately >>57030355
Fellow human beings originating from a different part of the planet
Go compare or CHICKEN MADRASS
Who's more annoying lads?
>>57030391
yuyushiki
Do you ever think about who will be the last one alive from your nuclear family unit?
>>57030487
Hampson Hughes is pretty annoying.
>>57030508
Bit lewd ngl.
my shit just went orange
first to blast last one to dash that's just me lads
Brussels Bomber Was ‘Migrant Rights Activist’ Who Lived Next Door To EU
>The first man charged with the Islamic State (IS) Brussels terror attacks is a migrant rights activist and ‘freelance journalist’ who lived next door to headquarters of the European Union (EU).
>Faycal Cheffou is thought to be the “man in the hat” pictured next to suicide bombers Najim Laachraoui and Ibrahim El Bakraoui as they entered Brussels airport shortly before 8am on the 22nd on March.
>A taxi driver who dropped the men at the airport has identified him. When asked if he was the suspected third bomber, a source close to the inquiry told AFP: “That is a hypothesis the investigators are working on.”
>Mr. Cheffou was listed as working for a radio station for North African migrants in an article from 2005. He claimed to be a ‘freelance journalist’ who took a special interest in refugees.
>Last year Brussels Mayor, Yves Mayeur, accused him of trying to recruit jihadists among asylum seekers and migrants living at a refugee centre at Maximilien park near the northern rail station.
doing a PDA
>>57030487
chicken madras, i've never had it but i already hate it
>>57030596
not an argument
bad story
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/stockport-poynton-stolen-dog-dead-11103940
>>57030596
it's simple
we need to give them more rights
>>57030596
Wasn't he released today?
>>57030366
>unrecorded
worthless
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11745089/End-of-the-line-for-giant-carp-Two-Tone-after-body-rejected-by-Natural-History-Museum.html
Why Carp?
reminder
>>57030596
>pakis actually believe that killing innocent people will help them get more rights
>white people
>opening their third eyes
Oh please, you're all too blinded by your privilege
*chats shit, thinking I will get away with it*
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*gets BANGED*
>>57030737
Appeasement works
>>57030730
wouldn't mind a good scrap with a /brit/lad right now
>>57030766
that's a big space
>>57030766
good post
>>57030790
fight me you cunt
>>57030596
released without charge you bigot
>>57030766
Janny won't like this
>>57030790
Same, unfortunately I could effortlessly heem every last one of you :'(
>when non whites complain about white privilege, as though white CEOs and businessmen make a difference for the average poor northern lad living in a terraced house in a post industrial shithole
>West Riding of Yorkshire
Does he act like stuff is harder than it actually is on Man Vs Food?
Those spicy challenges seem like they'd be fine, but he acts like they're kicking his arse
>>57030696
lol they let this cunt go?
*hides all posts by brits*
ah yes, very nice
Channel 4 now lads, shit is about to go down
>>57030766
ban him janny
>>57030861
PoC (Poortherners of Colour) would have a worse time in those post-industrial shitholes
That is white privilege.
>>57030790
>>57030816
>>57030851
Fucking come on then I'll smack the cunt out of all 3 of you at once
And I hope that Wakefield twats not about cuz he's definitely had it when I get my hands on him
>>57030879
>Watching Man v Food
Don't even want to imagine the absolute state your third eye is in
>>57030891
*winks*
>Nova Scotia
is 5 day old milk alright to drink
>>57030879
Plebs can't handle spice
>>57030936
Just call me a pleb or something, this third eye bollocks is annoying
>>57030879
Is it the same show that's here or do you have a different host doing a UK tour?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03zDyR6UAuh
>>57030549
This 2bh. Basically the cheap daytime ones.
>>57030201
*prepares to strike up the band to herald your triumphant return*
>>57030936
haha don't know about that haha but my jap's eye is pretty sore from all the wanking haha
>>57030924
Poor white boys have the lowest university attendance rate
>>57030426
She keeps saying we should do something and keep in touch and all that, but she doesn't actually try any of that anymore. She gave up on it last year.
>>57030924
Literally this
>tfw I'm a working class northerner who lives in a post industrial shit hole
>tfw when a black middle class American tries to tell me my life is easier than his because I'm white
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>57030708
I have the spreadsheet I just cba to assemble it all into a postable image
>friendly
>main stand under development so empty
>still better atmosphere than any premier league game
Probably best fans in the world
>>57030861
>>57030596
Best poster
>>57030762
>>57030936
>>57030962
Worst poster.
>>57030549
>>57030990
what the fuck is this
never seen it before
>>57030982
No, it's the same show. We don't do food challenges here really
>disguising report announcements with phrases like 'janny won't like this' and 'get him janny'
janny won't like this / get him janny
>>57031025
rorke
>>57031009
If those boys were also black, they'd have to deal with racism on top of that.
>>57030924
probably because pakis have a habit of having 15+ kids in the family, not suprising that they're worse off when they're all cramped in the back of daddy's corner shop
>>57030977
>he can handle spice
Major red flag for Rasheed detection
t. Chicken korma
>25
>Work part time retail
>Can't get a job anywhere else
Where's my privilege? I'm still waiting for it to arrive
>>57030932
*heems to effortlessly*
*heems the other two cunts for dessert*
Better luck next time, amigos.
>>57030982
It's the same show
>>57031011
did you give her reason to give up?
>>57030861
apparently a homeless male tramp heroin addict is oppressing the queen simply by having a penis
>>57031055
Hmm?
>>57030974
milk usually has a use-by date of like 2 weeks batty boy
*issues fatwa on own testicles*
no we wait
>>57031109
Yank
>>57030766
when was this?
>>57031036
Bad lad
https://youtu.be/tEcAetOI3fc
>>57030990
>>57031036
Might be a regional advert desu, the production values are quite low.
>>57031041
I love that show
Too bad he retired from challenge shows because they took their toll over the years
He's a Spuds fan and cried when he visited WHL for the first time
just learned the UK has free roam laws which let me run around naked wherever i like
>tfw 14 and taking ecstasy on streets and staying awake all night and then stealing a load of milk from the milkman in the morning
Good times
>>57031143
>northern adverts
>>57031074
You got a job without having to deal with racism or sexism.
You already experienced your privilege. You live it every day when customers don't stare at your tits or try to hit on you while you're working.
This is the face of privilege, so arrogant and entitled that they don't even recognise all the advantages they have.
>>57031164
Lmao plastic yank fans
>>57031119
no you wait
>>57031191
reported
>>57031019
It is, you shitlord. How dare you, how very dare you presume to tell a NGPoC (Non-Gendered Person of Colour) how the world works.
>>57031174
>>57031191
little scally
>>57031191
Used to do this with the lads except I waited for my brain to fully develop before messing around with mind altering drugs you degenerative twat
>>57031208
Rude
Business idea: go to a lesbian bar, cut a large glory hole into the toilet cubicle wall, stick my bollocks in, wait patiently.
>>57030039
what happened on may the 11th?
>>57031201
>customers don't try to hit on you
Speak for yourself mate
Me on the left.
If you're a northerner, white or black, male or female, you are less privileged than 99% of the worlds population.
>>57031201
can't tell if serious or post-post ironic t͏bh
>>57031067
I didn't think it was possible for a single post to contain so much privilege and shitlordness.
leeds has the best women
too many runts with shrivelled up pineal glands ITT
>>57031318
are you a girl
>>57030039
You must cum within 5 seconds if you ever have sex
emirates a380 had 3 go arounds at manchester the other day
ended up going down to LHR, landing then taking off for manchester again
>>57031273
definitely have seen a clips4sale vid with this premise, pretty hot tbqh
>>57031119
It was funny when you wrote up a story for it, just contracting the story for easy meme consumption is lazy and shameful. I hope you die balls intact.
>>57031373
Yes, I am a beautiful woman.
>>57031320
The (dirty) white ones are still more privileged than the (beautiful) "black" (your word not mine) ones
Think I might have the cutest bp in this thread. Hairless, smooth, tight and pink. :3
>>57031265
>having a fully developed brain
>still not being able to afford milk and being forced to steal it from the milkman
Poorthern subhuman.
is £5000 enough to buy and insure my first car?
want something that isn't going to break soon after
>>57031087
Yes.
>work in 12 hours
>>57031419
nice x
>>57031292
I don't remember specifically but it was a saturday so I was probably hungover in bed all day, always a recipe for a big wank session
in the uk the real privilege is middle class/upper class privilege
>>57031455
Nah you'll need at least 10k
>>57031401
I don't like liers
19
he actually typed this out, word by word, letter by letter
>>57031455
I would think so Imho
>>57031379
Why's everyone so fucking obsessed because of this big plane
Was a huge fuss when it landed at Birmingham last week
>>57031391
will try to step up gimmick quality in the future
>>57031088
tweet this
>>57031484
Hungover wanks are the worse with the pounding throbs in my head desu
>>57031495
I don't like boys anyway, I prefer men.
>>57031502
You're damn right he did.
>>57031467
>work in 13 hours
>>57031455
Yes, mate.
I bought a crackin little 206 with only 2000 miles on the clock for £2k. Completely serviced since he bought it, was pretty much showroom condition.
(Bought it off some old geezer that never drove it)
>>57031484
yeah but 9 times? not sure i could ever do that
>>57031523
does it land there often?
it lands at manchester and heathrow every day
fucking hell these bitches from interpals just keep talking
let a man shitpost
>>57031554
>work in 14 hours
>>57031431
Not a poortherner and nicking milk was more of a banterous thing to do
Sorry that you had a deprived childhood with no friends
>>57031467
same 2bh
our house in the middle of the street
>>57031558
>ripping off the elderly
Scumbag
>>57031465
baka
should make it right while you still can imo
>>57031536
willy's rising
>>57031527
good lad
*grinds balls into paste*
>Oh yeah I have a job
Work in 9 hours for me
>that time in year 10 when all the lads shaved their pubes off
>mfw they all came in with rashes and ingrown hairs
>mfw they all pulled down their pants in the changing rooms and started showing each other their fucked up pubic regions
ALLLAAAH ACKBAR
*blows self up in a crowded place to show how peaceful my religion is*
>>57031610
>gif
fuck off
>>57031624
How? It's not like I called her a cunt or something where I could just say "Sorry for calling you a cunt"
>>57031601
what kind of job lets you start at 10am la
>>57031558
Wow, that sounds good.
I know I'll end up paying more but I'm going to buy from a good trade seller close by because I'll be buying by myself and I don't know anything about cars.
>>57031547
i always feel more horny when hungover, think it's a hormonal thing
>>57031582
10 in a day is my record, that was in 2010
I have also done 4 in 45 minutes
>>57031455
make it an s13 m8
*joins the boys*
spend all my money the day I get it on rent, rent and weed
>>57031536
>You will never fuck one then move on to the next one while the rest are watching waiting
>>57031595
Think it might have been the first time it landed in Birmingham or something like that
Runway got extended last year so we can have bigger planes
almost had a spaghetti moment in front of the polish bird in tesco
>>57031725
lmao 2 rent!
>>57031725
degenerate
>>57031659
>that one lad whose pubic region was flawless because his uncle had been showing him how to shave it for years
>>57031659
>he had pubes in year 10
rak off normie
>>57031659
Bit weird lad
*gets it wrong the first time*
>>57031738
Story
Reminder.
>>57031725
DUDE
>>57031684
a job where I'm the boss
>wagies
amerishoots at it again lads
>>57031764
didnt have pubes until i was 15 i think kek
>>57031725
rentboys?
>>57031140
The goal? Saturday just gone by, England came back from 2-0 against Germany to win 2-3.
>>57031681
idk, text her first or tell her you'd like to keep in touch or whatever. if that goes well and she eventually stops caring again, at least you tried and it's not your fault things broke down
>>57031826
>White man goes on a killing spree
>"The whole white race needs to sort itself out"
>Muslims blow people up
>#NotAllMuslims
Accidentally heemed myself when I was putting on a t shirr last summer and I just woke up from the coma I put myself in.
Need to learn my own strength.
>>57031467
>>57031610
kill me
not sure if its working haha
>>57031773
no story I just felt awkward cos she's very attractive
>work a shitty weekend retail job
>get told when my lunch break will be when i come in in the morning
>go on break
>delivery driver turns up and asks for help
>"sorry mate im on my lunch break"
>he says, "i dont get a lunch break now help me"
>*put my headphones in and eat my lunch as walks back and forth past me bringing all the stock in*
the sausage munching bosch
fritz, the bratwurst guzzler
>>57031864
enjoyed this post
>>57031764
>>57031827
Didn't get pubes until like the end of year 8 and got bantered af for being a late bloomer
Still can't grow much facial hair now (age 20)
>>57031826
What's happened?
i broke it guys
>>57031927
What are you trying to do
oh great now the libtards will push for more gun control just because of some crazy asshole
>>57031467
Same but I'm off wednesday
>>57031826
what happened?
>>57031776
Worst poster.
>no work until friday
>>57031827
I had like 3 really long blonde pubes in year 6 m8
Used to show them to the lads in the playground all the time I was proper proud of them
unironically went out on a date with an escort and she bought me coffee
>>57031939
trying to choose a f**g
>>57032015
Yeah, which are you trying?
>>57031912
2bh if I was him I would have asked you politely and if you still refused I would have sperged out and flung your phone across the room or something
Cannot STAND rude cunts
going to make an excel spreadsheet now
>>57032041
dunno west mids 2bh aha
>>57032190
It worked then x
>>57032008
Very nice
>>57031957
capitol building shooting in visitor center
>autism redditflaggers
neck yourselves
dont want to go back to work tommorow, how do i go about getting neet bux? JSA and other unemployment benefits arent enough to fund my lavish lifestyle
