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me on the left edition
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crayon pop
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lads
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>tfw gf is same height as me
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David Icke
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I T D O E S N T M A T T E R
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dad's bitghtady tomorroy

whatr sohoutl I get him?
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>>57025073
>height order
>smallest guy doesnt have a gf

kek
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>Muslim children keep coming on my drive and buzzing around my bins

Wtf
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in4b delet
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>>57025138
cufflinks
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>>57025113

Is that Nicholas II?
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Want a pet Hyena
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our nige
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>>57025138
4chan pass
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>american authors trying to write british dialogue
bloody arse innit
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>>57025155
buy some pig ears from the pet shop and chuck them out the window at them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anFrTmr9ilA
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cara 2bh lads
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>yfw Jackie Wilsh scores the game winning penalty to beat France in the finals
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>>57025182
pip pip cheerio

it's the dog's bollocks
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what's the best kanye album?
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>>57025219
Late Registration
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the cat's on my lap again
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>>57025178
the bizarro 'architecture MMXII' on the fireplace upsets my autism desu.
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>>57025155

falcon punch them lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIdrMclltu4
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Asuka.
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assassination idea: yodel driver delivering to buckingham palace
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This is what a crayon pop actually look like you fucking race traitors
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>>57025219
MBDTF
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>>57025060

they both relate to different concepts and it's possible to be both so it doesn't make much sense to rank them against each other on a scale
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anyone else /go outside and piss on the lawn instead of using the toilet/ here?

so much better, i don't have to flush, and plus i get to look up at the stars while i'm doing a wee at night
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I want to dance with somebody who loves me.
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Literally the only tv show I ever watched that I can re-watch as many times as I can and still enjoy it
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My prediction:

England go out in the quarters 1:0 to germany with a fraser forster own goal and 2 legit rooney screamers get called offside
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>>57025275
we don't live in the wilderness
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>>57025219
MBDTF > College Dropout > Late Registration > TLOP > Graduation = Yeezus > 808s
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>>57025251
who lol
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what time is it in you're county's timezone?

10:17 here in Yorkshire
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>>57025275
Aren't you afraid of those fishies that swim up your pee stream and into your urethra?
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>>57025258
>asians without heaps of makeup + plastic surgery

absolutely grim
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>>57025299
>>57025259
>>57025235
Thanks

Why is 808s bad?
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>>57025275
imaging there was a board for this
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>57025258
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>>57025219
MBDTF
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>>57025284
w-what is it?
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>>57025275

I use both. A lot of the time if I'm in my kitchen and I feel like I need one, I'll just quickly open the backdoor leading to the garden and have a slash.
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>>57025294
Who wins it all?
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fucking hell I added 4 girls from interpals to my whatsapp and they won't leave alone
a man needs his shotposting time
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>>57025333
808s is good but a lot of people don't like it because its different from his usual work
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>>57025333
Because the whole album is
>tfw no gf
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>>57025303
very, very rude
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>>57025333
One of them has to be worst.

Desu I haven't given it another shot in years, but I remember it being weak.

When 'Love Lockdown' is the single, it was never going to be great.
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57025341
why so hostile BREH
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>>57025386
How does that make it bad?
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>>57025387
sorry lol hahahahhaahhahaha
sorry
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why was nero such a twat
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>>57025342
what is she looking at?
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>reminder that england are going to get knocked out of the groups yet again
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did a shitwank
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>>57025310
Evening prayer time

(Greater London)
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>>57025415
sorry not sorry oooooooooooooooooooh
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>>57025420
mentally ill
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>6 hours till I have to go to bed for work

JUST
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>>57025348

literal child
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>>57025275
Most of the time when I'm drinking alone at my computer I will piss out the window onto the conservatory roof
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>>57025382
>different from his usual work
This makes zero fucking sense to me. It's like people that say they don't like RAM because it's not Daft Punk's usual work. Kanye, like Daft Punk, doesn't have a "usual work". Compare Yeezus to College Dropout or MBDTF to Graduation.
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>>57025409
Because yeezy is a mouthpiece to begin with then goes all "she left me I'm so sad" even though the nigga was fucking bitches left and right, fuck him
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>>57025420
Ahenobarbus, or one of the other one?
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>>57025421
/brit/
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>>57025392
Alri thanks la
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>>57025422
Nah, top 2 go through, 3rd goes into a pool.
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>>57025348
are you a paki or what?
Men Behaving Badly
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>>57025310
18:09 in spicland
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>>57025453
sorry
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>>57025451

did a bedwank here, time to go to class ayy
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>>57025554
>class
FOU
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>>57025479
>He can't tell Yeezy's an absolute broken soul of a man after losing his mother and blaming it on himself
How could you be so heartless?
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>>57025477
808s is different in that its not really rapping, its a different genre
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Business idea: lobby for the legalization of assisted suicide, sell the products to make it happen
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:(
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very very big kev walks towards the camera
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>>57025369
wales
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>>57025479
That's always been how it's done, the ones writing broken heart songs are the promiscuous ones who try to pretend their relationships are long-term material. The quiet musicians that have few but consistently long-term relationships don't usually do love songs.
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haha epic banter!
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>>57025493

the one who executed his mum
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>>57025589
Rambo to score a cheeky toe poke ala FA Cup Final 2014 to win it?
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>>57025568
>his mother dies
I'll give you that one
>his high school gf leaves him
Which he deserved
>still rich
>still famous
>still banging bitches left and right

Yeah, fuck his spoiled ass
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w-why does no one from /brit/:want to kiss me?
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after looking at northern ireland in street view for a good hour i've determined that it's a nice place to live
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business idea: let women murder their unborn children
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>tfw waking up in the morning with my gf snuggled up against me
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>>57025673
if I saw you in person I would kiss you anon. a big, passionate, loving kiss
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>>57025631
Ah right, he has some bad press its true. Still not all bad though I expect. His mum was a salty sort though however that was par for the course generally.
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>>57025715
fuck off bender
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>>57025610
He wasn't pretending, he had a gf since high school that left him because he cheated, it's his own damn fault and he's sitting there like "take pity on my life"

Fuck him
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>>57025715
poof
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What's your favourite Oneohtrix Point Never LP?
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>>57025673
*grabs your hips*
*starts kissing you slowly*
*forces my tongue down your throat*
*squeezes your arse with both hands*
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Might watch A Scanner Darkly desu, I like that film.
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Just woke up from a nightmare.. in the dream i killed someone i loved in horrific fashion. Ruined my day and it hasnt even started yet
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wish the sheikh was still here, his rasheedposting was comedy gold
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>>57025789
Detected a gay.
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>>57025795
Would you take Substance D if it actually existed?
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>>57025787
Replica
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>>57025562

rude
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just woke up from this nightmare where I woke up in the morning and had to live my life

oh wait
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>>57025799
had a dream where my mum shouted at me and was just generally very nasty towards me
felt genuinely upset at her all day
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Why does 4chan generally attract the more right-wing crowd?
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>>57025889
contrarian teenagers
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FOST

(fuck off southern twats)
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>>57025889
Right-wingers shitpost more because they realize they are losing the culture wars.
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>>57025917
Won't even bother to write the northern version because they can't even use computers up there, HAHAHAHA.
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>>57025647
>You can't feel pain if you're rich
This is why nobody likes yanks.
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covered my leftovers in cholula lads
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>>57025889
can't express my naughty thoughts in real life
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>>57025889
less censorship
left wingers get triggered by different opinions and go to sites where right wingers get banned for voicing those opinions
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Bought Beyond Good & Evil for nostalgia

finished in about 11 hours, and that includes faffing around and time I just left it running to go do stuff

Great game, but a shame it's so short
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FONM

(fuck off northern monkeys)
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>>57025959
what's that lad
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>>57025829
Any choice would have been an okay one
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>>57025620
Btfo
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How do you even kiss a girl

Just stick your tongue inside of her?
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Literally the ideal england team with the players we currently have
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FOSPL

(fuck of southern paki lovers)
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>>57025999
Enjoyed these triples.
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sister was really upset that i told her keeping up with the kardashians wasn't real and was scripted
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>>57025976
it's a hot sauce la
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>A man known as Faycal C, the only person arrested and charged with involvement in the Brussels attacks, has been released for lack of evidence.
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>>57025913
*impressionable contrarian teenagers
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FONPL

(fuck off northern paki lovers)


>>57026009
>fuck of
you utter melt hahah
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>>57026008
Very impressive
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>>57025620
>people are paid to do this
>they have strategy meetings to plan what they'll post
>they have underlings

Sickening
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>>57026053
FOSPL literally means "the fuck belonging to southern paki lovers"
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What type of haircut is Sean Bean sporting in this webm?
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>>57026059
>people go to courses given by wankers who unironically use titles like "SoMe Expert" in order to make tweets like these
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>>57026008
Obvious fucking bait
>Rooney
>Austin
>Wheelchair

--------------------Hart
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
---Drinkwater---Dier---Barkley
---------------------Alli------------------
------------Vardy---------Kane
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>>57026003
dont like cider

can i stick it in fanta instead
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>>57026003
dont do it right away, start with ordinary kissing on the lips and slowly move into it
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>>57025889

all it does is give you a more accurate reflection of what people actually think, when they aren't trying to uphold a good public image

people only pretend to care about refugees and so on because it makes them look like compassionate people
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>>57026121
This is the objectively right list.
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>>57026008
>Austin
>wilshite
>forster
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after hours of research i've determined that if i were British i'd probably be living in Chester
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>>57025889
Libertarian and anti-pc sentiments are, for now, more associated with the right than the left. If 4chan existed in the nineties we'd probably all be voting Green, at least speaking of America.
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>>57025971

initially thought you meant the nietzsche book

but alas you're a fucking video gamer with your 3rd eye sealed in a calcium vice
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>when you remember you're a wage cuck
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>>57026113
how do his glasses go so far
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>>57026113
The "I'm a cunt"
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>>57026180
>Chester
the fuck is that
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after hours of research i've determined that if i were American i'd probably be clinically obese
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>ascribing to the vaginal jew
don't do that
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>>57026113
looks a lot like what I'm about to do to you, runt.
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>>57026121
Based as fuck.
This team would bring it home
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>>57026113
ah the classic "glasses ejecting punch"
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>>57026180

an absolute shit-hole. good choice.
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>>57026113

shouldn't punch people with glasses tbf
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>>57026229
They're fleeing for a different Nu-male host.
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>>57026113
High and tight or a very close skin fade
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>>57026003
it comes naturally tbqh
same goes for sex
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>>57026232
Okay numale
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>>57026280
Good post.
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>tfw got rejected after an interview at mcdonalds

When did you realise you're not going to make it /brit/?
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>>57026318
I told you to say your accomplishment was drinking Paddy McGuinness under the table
But you didn't listen
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>>57026315
thnx lad
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>>57025955
I never said that, I said the fucker knew the decisions he made and now he's asking for us to feel sorry for him? If he wasn't rich and famous he wouldn't have the platform to do it from, that's why fuck him
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>>57026255
it looks like a nice upper middle class city with low crime
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Asuka, AND Rei.
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>>57026280
Bow legged
Unfavourable genes
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>>57026284
Okay reddit
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reminder i won the argument about clits and willies
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>>57026318
i got rejected from mcdonalds too lad, it's no big deal
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Each major character in this movie is a metaphor of one of the major players in the western world right now.

Batman: represents pol and realists. Harboring too much rage at the inequities and pain caused by utopian thought and actions (represented by superman) to think straight and fighting cultural marxism with tactics too aggressive for the average person to accept. For all his strength, his pain causes him to be reactionary, fighting the symptoms instead of addressing the cause of the illness. He represents the cruelty, the harsh emotional edge that so many of us on the chans have adopted. Alfred explains this when he says, "That's how it starts. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men… cruel." Allowing the pain of powerlessness to harden our hearts and leave us without the very empathy and trust that made the West great in the first place has left us with a thirst for cruelty. It has also left us childless and with an unhealthy obsession with and sadness for those destroyed by the evils allowed to run rampant by the idealists and the tribe.

Wonder Woman: History of the West and womens' attitudes towards modern men. She left us after the first World War’s end in 1918, relegating herself to a life of comfort while attempting to erase evidence of the violent glory of her past. She has left the world of men behind, no longer at their side, no longer supporting them, maintaining a cogent remembrance of the nobility that once was; a living relic of the West's greatness. She comes to the side of the West's men again only when she sees that the realists and the idealists have put aside their differences, realizing that they've been tricked into fighting each other by the tribe (lex luthor), and turn their fury and hurt at the abomination he's created.
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>>57026003
Yea, try to tickle her tonsils
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Poleaboo installed Photoshop CC 2015 successfully

>>57026318
McDonalds is a pretty good deal, they're entitled to only take the best
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>>57026392
who lol
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>>57026379

you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
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>>57026284
>if you're not a skinhead neo-nazi you're a nu-male

Ahh yes
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>>57026375
>I never said that

>>still rich
>Yeah, fuck his spoiled ass
FOY
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>>57026399
Superman: the ideal man westerners strive to be, flawed in his perfection, impossible and utopian. The manifestation of pathological altruism which can't help but intervene in situations he sees as wrong even when his help causes more peoples' lives to be ruined than saved. Superman represents the aspiration to overcome human nature so we can live in peace and harmony, free from pain and fear. A beautiful utopian dream that in reality does both good and harm.

Lois Lane: The intellectuals and clergy who foster, support and maintain the ideal man concept. They believe that if the average man is given something to strive for, some platonic ideal of himself to try and become, then he will act in a way that is more beneficial to himself and others. Ignoring reality to protect it at all costs. They are optimistic and yet have slightly dead eyes due to their investment in something that is not based in reality.
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>>57026420
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>london will NEVER be white ever again for the rest of the human timeline

what the fuck have we done lads
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>>57026318
id say mcdonalds would a hard job
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>still talking about ball-kicking
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A lot of girls are shit at kissing. Luckily I was trained by a French girl. Most girls move their tongue too fast/ bite your tongue or clash their teeth with yours.
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>>57026453
Lex Luthor: the tribe. Intelligent, insane, rich, hates his fellow man, has been hurt in the past by those which allowed him to come to power (his dad beat him). He pits the two sides of western culture against each other, the idealists and the realists all the while creating a monster which has the power to destroy them both. His hate and spite stem from his need not only for power but for others to have none (knowledge without power is paradoxical). Physically weak and riddled with mental problems and emotional scars, he sees his only chance for safety in a world where it is impossible for anyone with real strength to thrive. He is very clearly ethnically Jewish but has the long blonde hair of a western man, showing that he hides his true nature in the image of his foe to blend in.

Doomsday: Cultural Marxism and its products. The remnants of a dead super power turned into a monster of even more horrifying power through horrible alchemy/science and the addition of the tribe's own blood (ideology). With critical theory as the sword, political correctness as the shield, and no nation or political structure to attack or embargo in response to its horrors, cultural marxism grows stronger with every attack. It sees every bombardment as an attack against the goodness of equality that it will enforce with terrible deadly force, growing in strength and ugliness with every bombardment thrown at it. For just like the ideal man, it is not based in reality.
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>>57026419
where did u dl it with working crack
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>>57026397
not an argument
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>>57026318
this happened to me last week except I didn't make it to the interview stage
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>>57026505
>clash their teeth with yours
You're not supposed to eat them la
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>>57026513
was so
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>>57026397
The one about female ejaculations?
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>>57026469
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>>57026505
>>57026487
>>57026482
nice blog
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both me and my gf have no idea how to kiss so we don't know if we're doing it right
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>>57026508
>crack
Use the code generating program that comes with the download

m0nkrus
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Women are thick
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>>57026397
Fucking neck yerself, paki
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here lads what was that song from a couple of years ago that had a music video of some guy in a white panther suit dancing
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>>57026616
thanks
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>>57026618
what download
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>>57026469
oh lol
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>be me
>do something irl
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
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>>57026436
i think you're full of shit
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Just tried this spirit called 'Pernod' lads

Absolutely disgusting. Tastes like liquorice and made my tongue numb.

Can't comprehend how normies can enjoy drinking this sickly vile shit. They're definitely pretending.
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this anxiety is seriously starting to take over my every waking moment
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>>57026676
puberty probably made him ugly like the older boys now
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>>57026676
Fuck off
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>>57026676
not that shit again
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>>57026705
Normies don't drink Pernod, that's a fedora drink
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>>57026713
know how that goes haha
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>>57026537
Hold me lad
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Ahh yet another one of those days where I get dead excited for a wank, but then the porn loses it's effect and I can't cum because I'm still coming down from MDMA
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just joined elitesingles.co.uk
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>>57026713
>starting to

Well la di da, Mr. Normington
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>>57026705
normies don't generally, goths like it traditionally and its used in a few cocktails. pretty rank on its own desu
t. normie
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i thought to heem someone meant male on male analingus
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I SEE YOU BABY

CHICKEN MADRAS
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>>57026705
It's good in a sazerac
It's gross neat
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uuuuuuuuuuurghhh who's the cheeky cunt that shot a crossbow bolt in me ballbag
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both me and my wife's son have no idea how to kiss so we don't know if we're doing it right
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>>57026794
GET THAT GOBSHITE OFF THE TELEVISION
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it was this lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3EQhtf9-U
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>>57026713
ha ha what a l-loser
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>>57026793
it does
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got a stiffy for no reason
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bird on tinder told me i look like a serial killer
just gonna end it desu
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>>57026874
ask her if she wants to meet
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>>57026745
Normies drink fucking everything

When I was in sixth form they were always having discussions about what drinks they had at the party last night and what their favourite cocktails are and how they want to try absinthe blah blah blah
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failed my theory test for the 16 time today lads
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>>57026794
>using just-eat (a danish company)

good lad
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>>57026640
darude sandstorm
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>>57026874
post your picture
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>>57026722
http://youtu.be/LrsJV59DVRs
still qt
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I'd let him borrow my gf or sister for the night if he asked
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>>57026908
For driving? Literally how m8
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>>57026874
At least you get fucking matches
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>>57026935
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>>57026968
it's really hard
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>>57026874
Ngl she may be into that.
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>>57026713

my acute death anxiety only lasted 10 days thank god

now back to just being scared of everything else e.g. going to the shop, pressing the button on the pedestrian crossing, queuing, using the phone, answering the door
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>>57026874
This bird told me before that I look like a man who raped her
Quite worried it might have been my brother who done it
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What could some tourist see in Leeds? I'd like to go there.
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>>57026940
good meme progression
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>>57026978
lookit billy no matches over here
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>>57026705
I just burped and it tasted like liquorice
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>>57027018
lol fucking pathetic piece of shit
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>>57027022
They have a football team
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>>57026945
is that a paki name
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How do you lads keep the black dog of depression at bay?
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>>57026766

had a really good wank to the oneitis facebook before
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>>57027037
all me
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>>57026901
you're in sixth form right now

don't lie la
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>>57027037
>1 (You) on either side
Hmm I'll take it
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>>57027059
Portuguese
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>>57027068
Alcohol mostly. nd shitposting, musn't forget the importance of a good shitpost binge
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>>57027022
there's nothing very touristy there desu but the royal armouries is pretty popular
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I was kissing a girl but I must have kissed her wrong since she pulled away from me and then we went for a walk before I got cucked
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>>57026901
this is one of the most retarded posts i have ever seen
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sushi or cappucino? i'm easy
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>>57027068
you just learn to live with it after a few years
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>>57026874
Serial killers are hot

But you're not, so just end it famm
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I'm going to just fantasise for the next few hours, that's always fun
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>>57027122
Do Leeds people speak a particular accent or is it plain British English?

>>57027055
Yes, even my town has three football teams, but who cares?
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>>57027051

bit mean
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caught Ulster doing a graffiti on my grandma's house in donaghadee

i've forwarded his details to my uncle who knows some people
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>>57027037
Missed this gim
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Best exercises to remove belly fat?
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>>57027068
not depressed because im not a genetically inferior drip
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Lads I honestly fail to believe that there is anyone in the ''''country''''' of Canada that could defeat me in a 1 on 1 fist fight.

Just can't see it happening.
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WARNING: URGENT POLL!

http://strawpoll.me/7210516


^^ link to the urgent poll
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>>57027198
That's all they have unless you catch the Leeds half of the Reading and Leeds festival
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>>57027231
running you fat fuck
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>>57027231
Gay sex
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>>57027231
Not eating
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found another body in a lake
same day another tattoo on his face
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>wake up at 8
>don't feel like getting out of bed because I have no motivation to do so
>lie there in bed and end up falling back to sleep
>wake up again at 2
>regret the wasted 6 hours of the day that I could have spent doing something

anyone else like this?
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>>57027231
Any aerobics, bascially.

Cross-trainers are the best if you're going to a gym, otherwise just some light jogging.
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>>57027276
do I need any equipment?
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>>57027252
Thanks.
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Just bought a lotto ticket, boys.


WISH ME THE BEST OF LUCK
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>>57027198
they have a pretty typical yorkshire accent
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at what age did you realise that socialism was cancer?
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>>57027326
luck
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>>57027326
good luck!
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>>57027184
When I was a wee lad I would just pace my room for hours thinking about my future

I still do it today 2bh. Love a good pace round the ol' bedroom. Do it to get a break.
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>>57027326
giz us 20p mate
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>>57027304
Nah I'm worse
>wake up at 5pm
>still lieing in bed now
Might grab some breaky desu
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>>57027304
yeah but it was 4 for me
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>>57027231
you cant remove fat from specific parts, you have to lose it overal
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>ywn know love
>ywn know cuddeling
>ywn know a sat night with the gf
>ywn get married
>ywn have kids
>your parents will never be proud of you
>ywn be proud of yourself
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friend's friend's friend was murdered last night
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>>57027231
Targeted fat reduction is not a thing (except for liposuction).

Just maintain a calorific deficit for long enough through either diet, cardio or a mix of both.

How are people STILL this retarded?
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>>57027433
yeh i know
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>>57027304
Happened to me today, except it was 9 and waking up at 12.

I know how you feel though, sometimes I can't get out of bed for an hour after waking up, if I don't just fall back to sleep.
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>>57027433
all me
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>at what age did you realise that socialism was cancer?
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>>57027231

10x10 fork putdowns a day
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>>57027441
>>57027460
DETECTIVE!!!
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>>57027360
never and I never will because it isn't (Im 18 btw)
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>>57027398
you sleep pattern is fucked
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>it has been reported that Adam Johnson will start work as a prison cleaner on £11 a-week.

ELEVEN POUNDS AN HOUR WTF

That's about £21,000 a year.
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>>57027068
I don't. He eats my up inside.
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>>57027449
>those mornings when I just lie in bed on my phone for four hours because there is nothing else to do
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>>57027468
>the conspiratard is making these posts.

You're confusing.
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>>57027505
We should give prisoners footballers salaries!
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>>57027244
liked this post a lot
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I like GQ but whenever they list things like "latest trends this week" or whatever, it's always stupid shit like £2000 tshirts and shit.

Is there a mens fashion/lifestyle magazine that isn't for billionaires?
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>>57027433
>t.paki
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>>57027505
Re-read that lad.

£11 a week.
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murdered some Canadian last night haha
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>>57027326

i win the lottery every day mate. i don't play.
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>>57026446
Fuck off pommy cunt
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>>57027505

learn to read you stupid shite
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>>57027304
yep. That's practically every day for me, except for the days when I don't go back to bed, in which case I'm tired for the rest of the day because I didn't get enough sleep. I either get too much or too little sleep, never the right amount.

NEET life is very healthy in many ways (no stress), but it really fucks with your sleep patterns
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>>57027571
D E T E C T I V E ! ! !
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>>57027495
Good observation you fuckwit
My life's fucked
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG0QKaaLTCE
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>>57027571
reported to the Yard tbqh
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>>57027068
by not being a gigantic faggot
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>>57027505

What's the point in paying him

his money will have earnt shitloads of interest by the time he gets out
>>
>tfw cucked by stormzy
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>>57027605
then unfuck it
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>tfw moving from a nice house to a large flat

going to fucking kill myself
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>>57027563
Use it for the styles and then buy cheaper versions of those clothes
Except the "buying ripped jeans" trend they're trying to push that's retarded
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Do we like Jun Hyo Seong's new song here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvHD5B99rhQ
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>I dont rate rooney
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>>57027510
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>>57027389
>Love a good pace round the ol' bedroom

same good lad, like listening to music too
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>>57027563
FHM

fashion/lifestyle magazines are just glorified ads you melt
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>>57027624
nobody likes snitches m8
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>>57027624
that's where I keep my milkshake tbf
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>>57027662

my sisters bf wears ripped jeans and he looks like such a fucking knob.
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>>57027563

>I like GQ

Pineal gland status: stillborn
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>>57027725
Did he buy them ripped?
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torrent stuck at 100kb/s
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>>57027592
FOY
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>>57027699
>>
Got a good post for the next thread lads
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>>57027783
dont care enough to ask. they look gay and thats enough to earn my scorn.
>>
>>57027563
If it's for billionaires why did they vote skepta as 7th best dressed man in the world for wearing plain nike trackies???
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Is there anything I can wear other than a hoodie/shirt with jeans? I'm bored with my current selection
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I love it when I say I'm a socialist and capitalists get all riled up

What they don't know is I'm actually a twisted fucking national socialist white supremacist mastermind with an IQ of 195 >:)
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>>57027825
Good lad
>>
Go to the shop and get me a motherfucking Chomp yo
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>>57027510
stop
>>
>>57027815
same here, it;s about yer mom
>>
>>57027815
give us a little spoiler x
>>
>>57027830
he used to wear LV but he put it all in the bin because that wasn't him
>>
Just met my 19 year old cousin and her 29 year old BF that happens to be her boss
Most awkward 30 minutes of my life tbqhwy
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>>57027691
sounds like shit mate
needs some good pop like cheryl cole
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Paez.
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>>57027563

No because they are selling a lifestyle that deluded consumer normies aspire to but will never achieve, and by buying that magazine you're living vicariously, thinking you're part of the aspirational set hoping some of that fantasy lifestyle will rub off on you.
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jew cunt
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>>57027805
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>>57027874
only awkward because you made it awkward you pathetic sperg
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>>57027792
I swear on my life you'd get glassed if you was here
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>>57027903
>>
>>57027895
Nothing wrong with aspiration
>>
FUCKING NIGGER
>>
>>57027839
really really enjoy this gif
>>
>>57027836
Booty shorts and a crop top
>>
5th night of drinking alone, or takeaway and a wank?
>>
wish there was a k-on general in /a/ desu
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ITT: characters that remind you of yourself

I'd be Karen - intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour.
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new thread
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>>57027908
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>>57027959
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>>57027913
No need for that
He was a creepy stuttering fuck wearing a suit
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>>57028031
Dumb frogposter
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>>57027989
I'd be Smug Cara- intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour.
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My team dressed in black cuz we're anti
Your whole team tryna sing like ashanti
Got a peng ting looking artwork - banksy
She come around and I take off the panties
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>>57027989
I'd be Kumiko because I'm also a two-dimensional Japanese girl
>>
I wish it wasn't pathetic to go to the pub by myself, I'd spend everyday there just drinking until I pass out
>>
>>57027989
>>
>>57028080
Why is grime so shit?
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>>57027989
in the middle
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>>57027989
You're an actual fucking mental case of a nonce aren't you get the fuck out
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>>57028010
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>>57027945
FOY
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>>57027989
>>
>>57028163
Imma fuck you up, son
>>
>>57027989
Literally me
>>
>>57028080
which AJ is this

packages?
>>
>>57028125
Because it's fundamentally different from yank rap
Main difference being the instrumental is the most important component and flow is more important than lyrical content
>>
>>57027836
Wear a jacket over the shirt if you want to be a real madman
>>
>>57028224
Yep
Good lad

I used to push charlie
Now Charlie's pushing me
>>
>>57027836
white dress shirt, charcoal pants, and signature deep purple die
>>
>>57028236
No, flow is important in our rap, Midwest rap is based around flow, what the fuck are you talking about? Listen to Twista or BTNH, or fucking Tech N9ne
>>
>>57028256
I already do
>>
oneitis never posts selfies on her tumblr
>>
buy a whole town for less than a house in london


http://www.cnbc.com/2012/08/09/Towns-for-Sale.html?slide=4&__source=huffpost%7Ctownsforsale%7C&par=huffpost
>>
>>57028313
*tie
>>
>>57028357
>>57028357

nu
>>
>>57028346
send her any anonymouse message lad
>>
>>57028318
I didn't say it wasn't just FUCK OFF YANK that's the last time I try to help you
>>
>>57028460
I don't help from a piddly runt
>>
>>57028198
FOY
>>
really want to go steady with a black lass lads
>>
Talked about world politics with family over Easter, all very anti-EU because we have a cousin that lives on Crete, they're all pro-Brexit even if they're lefty Clinton-voters. Once UK leaves the EU the American-British relationship will be great again.
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